/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

[Anonymous No.]

NEW ORISONG
BITE! カム! BITE w/ Korone - https://youtu.be/LYnhN_49tpE

>Main links
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Play Dice
https://youtu.be/na6bysYNuS0
>Covers
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ
Future Star - https://youtu.be/40WoArsMQgQ
Idol - https://youtu.be/wwfW25t99fU
Crazt Scary Holy Fantasy - https://youtu.be/9EAIDwXj4Jk

>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Previous Stream:
Yakuza 0: https://youtu.be/gUJgYDUbv6E
>Next Stream
HOLO NO SUIKA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TegDS9QAOc

>Free chat/current schedule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited):
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
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>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
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Previous: >>64090835

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Early bread to let you guys know, squeaks is back in Lord of the board 2!
He'll be fighting alongside the rratman as Ogey Rrat! In about an hour, but the show is starting now, get in!

>https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
>https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
>https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

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>>64192966
Early bread my beloved

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at what spot is bae currently in holo no suika?

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>>64194494
4th I think. Mumei, Suisei, Koyori all have 10k+ scores.

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>>64192985
it's now! get in!

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squeaks is too strong.

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Report deadbeat afk

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Yeah

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>>64194750
wasn't mumei score offstream, still i believe she got something close to 9.9 in stream

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she beat bae on stream yeah

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Bread!

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lgbt

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Early bread! I missed these
Also how is she gonna beat Mooms in a 2 hour time limit?

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>>64192985
>>64195697
Fuck I'm sorry anon, I didn't know bread was up so I couldn't discuss it here

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>>64201734
It's mostly on me I waited until the last second to bake

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>>64197288
Her onstream score was higher than Bae's anyway. Also 15k is pretty easy to beat, once you get 2 Kroniis to touch. Which should be easier than the original game since there's a lot more room. I don't think she'll get there this stream though.

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Why is she streaming so early?
I can't believe she's this addicted to beating Moom, Sui, and Koyori's scores that she's sacrificing precious rat sleep hours...

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>Bae streaming early
>I have exams starting as soon as the stream does
>It's a short stream so I'm not even going to be able to get back in time
Give it to me straight, is she going to hate me...

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Rrat Love

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>>64202473
Because of this.
Ina's super delayed birthday 3D stream at bae's usual hour

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Thanks for the bread!
>>64202523
She would hate you if you do poorly on you exam

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>>64202523
She would hate you if you ditched your exam for a stream instead

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>>64203015
Bae has retweeted every announcement about the live too. Ina hasn't said anythign about guests for it but...... you never know.

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soon

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>>64207245
Inas already said it's all solo because with the schedules of other girls and all the production issues it was easier to just go solo for her first live

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...she's gonna oversleep...

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Thanks for the bread!

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>>64209616
nevermind rat is awake
TELLY

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>can only catch an hour at max
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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my rrat is extra sleepy and WILL be extra bratty today

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eepy weepy rat cutest rat

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>Actually on time for the stream
Nice

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>Randomly drops pieces.
>What's going on???
Bae....

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>>64210447
She is REALLY sleepy today

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>>64210553
She randomly drops pieces with no strategy all the time....

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>2x speeds
oh nice

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Bae has to keep her mouth open or her brain will overheat...

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>>64210727
She’s doing the IRyS thing kek

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>>64210961
mouthbreather...

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>>64210727
Her and irys do this constantly

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it was 43°c (109°f) here yesterday
some parts of Australia suck for temperature swings
last week it was 9°

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Forcing herself to stream this game again super early as filler before the Ina 3D just tells me we will not see the end of this arc today, she will go back to the game over the score autism.
It feels like Bae just wants to have a more relaxing game sometimes that can be played in a few hours without getting too invested which is fine but there are better options for that than last month's fotm.

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>>64210961
>>64210988
>>64211097
Weak jawlines...

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just saying bae (I know you are here reading right now) if you accept marrying me I would have woken up one hour before you just to make a nice breakfast so you had something yummy to eat while streaming but ok just think about it

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What does he have that I don't?

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>>64211549
you have too many eyes get one out right now grab a fork do it

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Bae does it for free...

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>>64211549
See if you can get Mark Hamill to talk for you whenever you open your mouth like Majima

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Zeta did a bit of trolling...

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>>64211549
Sex appeal and lunacy. The sexy kind.

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Sometimes when she does these streams, i wonder why not give yourself the day off

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>>64211897
She loves us
Maybe too much

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is this stream like 10 fps or something?

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>>64212189
obs is dying

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>>64212189
OBS is probably dying.

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I MISS HER

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>>64212336
she's back I'm fine

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you have my condolences friendtaro

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Goodluck friendtaro...

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>I hope friendtoro isn't watching the stream
Be funny if friendtaro was not only watching the stream but is a thread regular

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Worth every cent for that engraving imo

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TakosBaelz drippings

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>>64211745
Bae probably doesn't even know who Mark Hamill is...

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Almost time for their yearly drawing lesson.

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I was 7 when my parents came up and had the just play along chat for my sisters

I had no idea he wasn't real and it broke my heart
I was a big defender of Santa and my pride took a hit that day

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bae explaining pop culture she doesn't know through second hand jokes I love it

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More Bae karaoke, hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Bae pregnant for 18 months!?

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me to my daughter explaining to her why I have to miss her wedding to watch a FMA karaoke (it's been 25 years since bae said she would do it)

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>6 months to get the art
Who the fuck did she commission

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>>64215325
That baby, me.

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>>64215572
You’re a very overdue baby anon

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okay thats weird bae...

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>I don't see a life after 30
wow bae...

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Bae wtf, it's not like you crumble to dust at 30 years old

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bae...........
>>64215472
This person, they're busy and Bae wants to keep the same artists for the artworks.
https://twitter.com/uri_chip/media

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she'll marry me

[Anonymous No.]

>Bae will never marry (You)

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do you think bae's handjobs would suck? how do you think she'd perform?

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>catlady
owari da....

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She's definitely /here/

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>>64216194
source?

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Bae's a right cunt

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>>64216194
No she's not, but her friends are and they talk about this place around her so she's aware of some things.

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As Aris once said, you are always scared of your thirties but your thirties are more comfy than your twenties
Also cunt perms revoked forever

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>>64216424
My 30's aren't as comfy as my 20's. My back hurts more often and I'm more sensitive to lactose.

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>>64216463
hear, hear
(also hangovers suck now)

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>>64216407
>her friends are and they talk about this place around her so she's aware of some things.
IRL or other vtubers?
I know Risu, Kiara, Mori and Mumei are all /here/, not sure about the rest.

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>>64216463
I meant financially, the struggle dies down, at least it did for me

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>>64216573
Both

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>>64216573
You're thinking about it too hard, they were referring to friendtaros (and maybe Miori)

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Rate the stream!

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Bae on her period is an interesting girll

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>>64216751
Zatsu berry berry good/10
SharBae was out today

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>>64216751
Fuck Suika, fuck Parade, more Yakuzzy let's ikz.

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It's pretty insane some of these girls will end up having kids and the kids will have access to hundreds if not thousands of hours of their mom being relatively candid to thousands of people. It's not like movie stars where everything's calculated.

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>>64216751
Bae will NEVER beat Mooms/10
SharBae is great/10
Time to watch Ina'nis

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>>64216751
Unhinged and tired/10
I feel like her energy was definitely lower today since she has to get up early
Fun stories though and I’m hella excited for the long overdue FMA karaoke

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Meds all of you

Mane-chan is the only one here

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>>64216868
Just something every streamer is going to have to consider later on if their content survives

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>>64216934
Bae is here every time I post lewds of Bae.

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https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1733652800620708136
wow

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>>64216934
sure "normal /rrat/ user" and totally not bae

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>>64217035
MEDS!!!!!!!!

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>>64217115
GO PREPARE YOUR FMA KARAOKE AND KISS IRYS

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Only for Bae's eyes.

https://litter.catbox.moe/tvgrsx.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ep0zki.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/2u69pk.png

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>>64216194
No matter how much you want to believe it, she's not /here/, schizo.

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>>64216868
the kids will be completely 100% uninterested.

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>>64217169
It's not nice to call people schizo moom

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>>64217392
Already happens with kids of famous rock stars. Most of them don't give a fuck

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>>64217575
>>64217020
Jokes on you bae, i am a takobrat

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>>64217020
>>64217575
CHEH! I was gonna watch anyways you brat

[Anonymous No.]

A new short got uploaded

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>>64217575
Inner is the most erotic Myth.
Bae is the most erotic Promise.

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>>64216463
the key is to keep active. sitting down will kill you.
>>64216636
best part about my 30s too.

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I have returned please give me a qrd on the stream tysm

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https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1733655355006374300?s=46

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>>64218319
Talked a lot about Christmas, a bit about friendtaro.
FMA karaoke is confirmed but will probably be 6 months out.
Bae is going to do some vertical streaming stuff later down the line.

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>>64218319
Uwah erotic Ina pits uwah erotic old granny hips gyrating uwah erotic Ina dork

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>>64218538
What on earth is vertical streaming

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>>64218715
Streaming in Youtube shorts video mode

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>>64218715
basically streaming in the yt shorts format. Nene and a few other JP members have already tried it.
https://youtu.be/eznuzV2CO0k

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>>64218715
You can stream vertically like a short now
Check nenes profile

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>>64218079
It's a lot cuter and better than the last clip
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YNvtk0bqpIE

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I dont wanna be the “wheres the subtitles guy” but i wish lives translated song titles at least to romanji

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This song is cool.

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>>64219357
Peace of Mind Committee
Miku song

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Inner sure does know how to pick the songs

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Monster without a name still goes so hard

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Monochrome Ina is too cool...

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Ina kakkoi!???

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Monochrome bros
WE LOST

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>>64218994
Now these are the type of clips that are great as shorts. Anons were doomposting for no reason.

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>>64221228
Yeah this was a great improvement over the last one, both the content and the editing

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>>64221228
Not necessarily doomposting, criticism was needed there, some commenters provided criticism about what clips work for shorts and viola

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>>64221419
In the guys defense, he said shorts are super new for him as a medium so it was a learning process for him

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>>64221503
Yeah I was assuming that was the case from the awkward editing of the first one

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I thought Bae was fairly mature for her mid-20s age but some of the statements in this stream, like living past 30 seeming impossible for her, are the most zoomer brained shit one could possibly say, so now I dont really know.

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>>64222033
living past next year is impossible for me. and trust me am loaded

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>>64222033
Zoomers are extremely nihilistic because they grew up on the internet telling them how much their grandparents fucking suck

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THAT'S MY RAT UP THERE

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rat looks restarted on the big screen...

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>>64222344
>>64222480
Something happening with Ina's stream? Great, now I gotta watch the VOD.

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I just caught 2 dopes in the highest possible quality...

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>>64222633
You didn't miss anything, it was about 5 frames of Bae shaking a lightstick on the screen behind inner as everyone joined in to sing the last bit of the song

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>>64222480
>looks

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That was beautiful im a bit teary eyed

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>>64222729
>Didn't missed anything.
He missed an entire Ina 3d live!

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>>64222633
>he didn't watch the live
owari da brat...

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>>64216636
I'm retraining after my stem degree led nowhere. My 30s are going to be worse than my 20s. My 20s sucked. University sucks, as does work and now my body isn't as good as it used to be as I injured myself lifting.

That said Zoomers who think life ends at 30 are retarded, average lifespan is like 80, meaning you either keep pushing because you're not even half way to the grave so you need to stay motivated because its 50 years to go or you can just kill yourself. Both options suck, but being a defeatist who thinks their life is over ensures it never gets better. I'm going to keep grinding just because there's stuff I still want to do.

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>>64222666
>>64207245
Called the Bae appearance, as small it was.

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>>64222033
>her mid-20s age
Wait what?
I thought she was like 22 at most, didn't she only just finish university?

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So now that the dust has settled, how do we save Bae from becoming a 30 year old femcel cat lady who would only consider adoption?

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>>64222864
I can't end it until at least One Piece is finished.

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>>64222993
She's 23.

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>>64222993
Hard to know with her car statements before if she is early or mid, but I would say mid 20s (24 onwards) is still a fairly safe bet if she started university a bit later.

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>>64223003
That's where I come in
Here's the plan, I lose an eye, get a tatted back, become rich, get a ponytail and approach her

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>>64223189
Her car statement was completely off, she fudged the numbers accidentally

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>>64223003
When youre the younger sibling and see how much kids suck ala your elder siblings suffering, its normal
t. Child number 5 of me mum and dad and decidedly childless till dealth

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>>64223053
Thats not even mid 20s, thats early 20s.

>>64223003
We dont. I unironically want to see how vtubers turn out as femcel cat ladies. These girls are rich and I want to see what crazy femcels do when they are rich, Pekora collects exotic animals for example, and the older she gets the more of a zoo her house will become. Marine is dissapointing, but I'm sure that with enough time I will hear some interesting stories about femcels with resources to burn.

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>>64223204
What’s the plan for managing a cabaret?

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>>64223336
Bae loves kids though.

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>>64223003
Selfishly, I don’t want to
That path means we get Bae for longer…

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>>64223003
People who say they would consider adoption are basically saying they are putting off having kids but if a child dropped in their lap they MAY consider it, it is entirely a nonserious position for most women who say it.

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>>64223359
Yeah, I'm saying that anon was wrong about her age

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>>64222033
Honestly in her specific situation I don't blame her. She's really at the forefront of this new vtubing fad and fucking nobody knows where it's going to go or how long it's going to last
I'm sure that she hasn't even had much opportunity to think about anything than the immediate, volatile future

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>>64223003
I just need to get isekaid into an abandoned kid in an alleyway who Bae will happen across and adopt
Easy

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>>64223455
Yeah my niece is one of like 8 who is tolerable and cool
The rest are miserable emotional terrorists

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I wouldn't be surprised if Bae just has impossibly high standards for a partner like a lot of other people who seldom/haven't been in a serious relationship before. Besides everything else of course

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>>64223504
I really have to wonder how many are actually serious about it, I recall almost all of the girls in my year proudly proclaiming that they'll never have kids

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Bae will be like Kiryu, she'll open her own orphanage and adopt 10 children
The orphanage will double down as a flowershop and coffee bar and the kids will be the employees and barristas
That's her plans for her 30s, you heard it here first

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>>64223812
She grew up on shojo manga
Bae was the smelly girl in the back of class planning out her ideal high school romance while staring at her homework

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>>64223868
and I'll be the most regular customer

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>>64223812
Given her job she doesn't really have much choice in the matter at this point, she loves what she does more than anything and she wouldn't dare to jeopardize it for anything less than Majima crawling out of her screen so I can't imagine that it's even something that usually on her mind

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>>64224077
Girls love the idea of Majima
They tend to put aside hes a psychopath

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>>64224004
Cute Inners, EN unity

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>>64224077
Pretty much this, she's enjoying doing this so much that she hasn't envisioned her future much besides just doing this as long as she can

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>>64224158
Women dig psychopaths
See: them dropping their panties for fictional serial killers

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>>64224158
He's a larper

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>>64224292
>fictional

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>>64224292
To be fair, so do men. Just look at all the "I can fix her" memes

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>>64224369
Oh fuck this reminded me of that Japanese girl who murdered this dude and men over the internet were swooning over her and wishing they were the victim
That shit was fucked up

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>>64224429
Is that the one with the webm of her just fucking clobbering him on the ground in the middle of the street or is that different

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>>64223812
>I wouldn't be surprised if Bae just has impossibly high standards
My man she's a young girl in her early 20s who earns more money than 99% of guys her age and 95% of guys older than her. This alone makes dating insane because of women's hypergamy, before we add in any additonal factors about her tastes. She's also a weeb and maybe she will want to go with a Japanese guy and live in Japan, but Japan seems like hell for normal people so maybe that and family ties will have her looking more at Austrailia which would again impact dating if she had long term plans.

I've said it before but hololive girls are fucked at dating and they have 3 outcomes.
1) Dates and marries other celebs/streamers at similar success level.
2) Have a normal bf that they have been with pre-Hololive and they stick with him.
3) Cat lady femcel.

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>>64224488
Nah it's a different girl, she's the one I'm talking about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuka_Takaoka
There's videos on Youtube of documentations of men of the internet being infatuated with her

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>>64224595
I could see someone like Bae ending up with a famous Seiyuu or something. (That's definitely probably her dream kek)

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>>64224595
Surely she'll settle for a very handsome and cool white man (me)...

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>>64223053
>spoiler
Bae is now my slightly older onee-san and she WILL accidentally molest me while our parents are away on a trip. Sorry guys.

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>>64222033
She is definitely mature for her age and has one of the strongest work ethics I've seen in a 20s girl but this is a surprisingly common take amongst zoomers, I think in Bae's case though it's because she thinks all of her dreams are within reach within her 20s and all she thinks about is her dreams so she hasn't thought of what will come after she has achieved all her dreams

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>>64224595
watch this age like milk when she chooses some blue collar bogan

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>>64225146
hey! that's me!

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>>64225146
Wait but I'm a leaf

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Ultimately it doesn't really matter if Bae hasn't got it worked out yet
A lot of people at her age don't
She has time and will sort it out eventually

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>>64225046
Here's my recommendation for your 30's if you are rich but don't know what to do
Open up a business regarding something you really enjoy, something like a shop. She should start working on opening up her own coffee shop or coffee brand or something, that would be the next logical step to work towards

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>>64225326
She hasn't worked it out because she's ultra focused on Hololive, she's living her dream an she wants to continue living it. I think she most likely projects the company won't be around by 2030 or something so she hasn't thought about it because this is all that's on her mind. Otherwise yeah you are correct on that front

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>>64225489
I mean yeah, Bae's living her dream right now
So whatever path it takes her is what she'll probably keep on doing for the foreseeable future

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>>64224658
What the fuck? she unironically has tons of fans lmao
I get the appeal of the yandere stereotype in fiction but I always thought that
>God I wish I got stabbed by x yandere
Posters were being ironic

[Anonymous No.]

>>64225489
This is the most correct take regarding this entire argument yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>64224595
Japanese men want spineless baby factories

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvtk0bqpIE

night and day difference than that dogwater lies of P short

[Anonymous No.]

>>64225813
>Stealing food from children
Bae...

[Anonymous No.]

guys, come on. i'll just cosplay hayko at a meet&greet, and she'll fall for me and my incredible taste so hard she just has to track me down and marry me. it's that shrimple

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>>64225872
She's proud of it

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>>64224857
I don't care how popular WMAF is in Aus, she's only ever shown interest in Japanese dudes. Roberu always wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64225916
I'm gonna one up you and cosplay as Bratjima (Majima with rat ears)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64226058
I don't think you can hold a marriage ceremony in Mea's sex dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

Hello this is bratling number 77
currently getting drunk to forget about missing bae
BUT IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>64226207
Hopefully schedule is out soon
with 2 Yakuza streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>64226145
Watch out for Teamatejima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64226296
I'm a failure as a bratling.... even though I miss her I still haven't seen the yakuza stream....

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>>64225813
Stream these shorts at least 5 times a day brats, it helps get the algorithm running

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>>64226058
Roberto is a 90 pound soaking wet lanklet who doesnt eat and is addicted to idol gacha who wants a sugar mommy to nurse him
Hes also a hag and hes not into younger women and loves oneeshota roleplay

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>>64226369
>He casually missed one of Bae's gaming streams this year and has the gall to miss her instead of watching vods
Shamefur display
Are you scared of spoilers?

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>>64226446
And yet she craves him and not (you).

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>>64226449
No, I played a bit of Y0 until the first boss and then I stopped playing (because of external reasons, I liked the game) so it's not even spoilers I'm just waiting till my next work shift to fill the space with the vod

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>>64226446
Roberu is no longer that guy for her anyways, their dynamic changed from idol and fan to pranking sister and Onii-chan pretty quickly after they finally talked

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>>64226529
Bae looks up to him as an entertainer not as a piece of physical admiration
Shes a NightMea shipper
Do you even watch Bae or are you here to be a nigger

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>>64226540
It's genuine kino the whole way through, I'm surprised you've been able to put off watching it

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>>64226540
That's understandable, you are in for an absolute treat by the way

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>>64226641
Been busy, between work and finals and dive of the grass I also missed the aqua one too and part of the league one

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>>64226816
The aqua vod was pretty uneventful in my humble opinion, you can skip to most of the Marine CG scenes and the SC reading afterwards to get the worthwhile content

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>>64226891
I don't skip streams!
I even have a thing going on of trying to watch every bae vod again since the start next year (or at least get a decent amount of them)
But that was planned when I had a lot more time for it...

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>>64227000
That's commendable, you seemed like a busy lad so I thought I should give out the highlights. You are the same brat who wanted to do a journey of the rrat aren't you?

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>>64227101
Yeah
I am now uh 2 vods in! Getting there!

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Thoughts?

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>>64227474
Teefs

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>>64227535
Man...

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Is it just me or are you brrats kinda in a downer mood today?

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>>64229187
elaborate

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>>64229538
Talking about your 30's/the future.
Doesn't seem healthy to do especially here.

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>>64230115
Anon it's because Bae specifically brought it up on stream earlier.

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>>64230115
I either become a nuclear physicist or i'm a hobo at some random bridge

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>>64230115
Im 28 and for the first time in my life im making above minimum wage
If im not making a living wage by the time im 30 im not sure the future is bright
The world for young people right now sucks, ownership of property is almost impossible and most of the first world is one hospital visit from their bank account disappearing
These are just mature realistic conversations

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>>64230115
I’m 26 and starting a business!

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>>64230743
Man, don't even see yourself and Bae becoming the aussie Bonnie and Clyde? God damn...
>>64231180
That's true, but desu I'd rather think about the things I CAN change rather than our government's nonstop spending/printing habits. Enjoy the simple things in life and ignore the psychotic maelstrom our societies try to entangle us in.
I think /rrat/ has fallen on hard times since the LoL incident.
I think all of you should stop thinking about 10 or 15 years from now, and think about our rat's butt instead.

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>>64231613
Personally I think my face should be implanted in that butt 10 or 15 years from now but that's just me

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Instead you guys should recommend me a mechanical keyboard to buy so I can finally replace my shitty old one with a real one

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>>64231613
Ok yeah but the point was that /rrat/ didn’t just randomly bring it up, Bae did and we’re discussing off of that

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>>64231997
Dont buy into the psychotic whaling obsession Irys has gotten herself into
Buy a reasonably priced keychron ($60 to 100), theyre super customizable, moddable, you can change their switches and keycaps easily and let that be a good entry point then go from there.
Listen to one of the 10 billion sound tests on youtube to see if you like clicky (blue and offshoots), brown (tactile and offshoots) or red (linear and offshoots) also

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>>64232415
Just buy a Ducky keyboard and call it a day

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>>64232478
My first was a ducky, i use it as my work keyboard and like it a lot but after years of abuse the keys become very scratchy if you bought a non hotswap

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>>64232415
I don't even understand the hole that girl has gotten into
They do exclusive drops for limited time mechanical keyboards and shit now? Where do you even find out about these things?

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>>64231613
I just have my goals, and my current goal is to encourage nuclear energy, but I guess it doesn't quite involve Bae. Still, I'd like to leave an impact on the world, and spreading the good of nuclear energy fits that for me.

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>>64233056
Theyre called group buys and yeah basically its literal concept hype
Some guy made ina takodachi themed keycaps and it took 2 years to actually exist
A lot of discord and sub communities around these including the mech keyboard subreddits full of insane obsessives with money to blow
Whats funny is shes addicted to building, not even using them. So its a meme now shes trying to use her friends to push her junk she built and wont use. Its really funny

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAGJA33_McM

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>>64231997
I bought a HyperX Origins as my first mechanical keyboard. Unless it breaks, I probably won't replace it for a long time. It's really comfy to type on.

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>>64233174
That's a great goal to have, better Nuclear power than those junky turbines they build that can't even be recycled when they break.

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>>64233228
man even myself like to splurge on computer accessories or parts that my friends will never justify buying but mechanical keyboards are just on a different level of autism.

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>>64233174
>nuclear energy
Yayoi?

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>>64233536
It didn't sound like ESL deeplbabble to me

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>>64233419
Nothing wrong with buying a nice mechanical keyboard, but unless you're like some kind of collector and you arrange them nicely on a display there's literally no reason to buy 10+ keyboards you won't even use.

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>>64233536
Sorry, I'm just a rando and extremely drunk, but he seems like an alright person, not that I know him.

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>>64233916
IRyS hasn't upgraded her pc or bought a new office chair or a new pc table. Instead she bought like 10, 300 dollar keyboards.

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>>64232415
And here I was about to pull the trigger on a Q6...

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>>64234036
RKM75 is stupid good for the price i heard

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>>64234036
FWIW the Q6 is just the super high quality build version of its reasonably priced keychron counterpart. They basically do the good modding for you and you get a high quality metal case, if you have the money go for it

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>>64233339
Oh is this the itasha that was mentioned by that chatter the other day

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>>64233339
Is this what the Bae on the telly superchat was referencing?

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>>64234670
>>64234702
Yeah I'm positive it's this exact one

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Okay bros, I'm about to watch tour oshi for the first time because she's playing my favorite game ever (Yakuza 0). I'm kinda excited because I've wanted to check Bae out but she never played a game I was interested in until now. Questions:
-How was the stream? Is she enjoying the game so far?
- How competent is she at the game play? Doesn't need to be a pro, but I'm hoping she's not bumbling through it.
- And most importantly: will she play any of the substories or the mini games? Doesn't have to be all of them (I doubt any streamer would do that). The coming of age story and the side content are the reasons why I love this game and I think she'd enjoy a good chunk of it.

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>>64235661
1. She is already incredibly invested and obsessed with the game and loves it so far.

2. She's not the best but she's not completely terrible.

3. Yes, she's already done a few substories.

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>>64235661
Excellent, she loves it so far
She’s managing but she’s the usual Bae we know and love
Yes, she played a few and got pretty invested in some

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>>64235661
It pretty much became her favorite game within minutes and she was squealing in excitement and incredibly immersed the entire stream, honestly it's among her best streams period. She's at woman level gameplay-wise but good enough to fumble through the game and she's already spent a good amount of time doing substories (and really enjoyed them) and a few of the minigames (just karaoke and disco so far, but I'm sure she'll be getting into the others before long)

She liked it so much in fact that she spent a good 10 minutes trying to figure out how to show as many Yakuza streams as possible into next week because she wants to play it so badly (and still wanted to play even more after she had just dumped 7 hours into it)

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>>64235661
1. She loves the game, her reactions to the story beats and moments are filled with absolute hype and joy. She likes all of the characters

2. Her gameplay starts rough but she gets better as it goes, she might not be super good at the game but she does really enjoy the combat

3.Yes, in fact she has already done some substories and she did karaoke + disco, right now she's at the point where Majima has his introduction

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>>64235752
>2. She's not the best but she's not completely terrible.
It is a fairly standard beat 'em up action game. Hard to fuck up on normal difficulty if you have some health items. The thing which makes Yakuza 0 interesting though is how the Mr. Shakedown mechanic immediately trained Bae to spend all her money as soon as she got it instead of hoarding it. It is like a less punishing and more fun Soulslike mechanic that you can also learn to exploit as Bae ended up doing with her save scumming and when she finds him sleeping.

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ijuxzt mcaen home wac the strteam good?_ muyemi lost?

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sorry hrghot my mimage had so meanyt to drkk
loves girlsnaddlove beea

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>>64236677
>>64236856
Bruh.... go and sleep
Muyemi didn't lose and Bae wants to be a cat lady
She also got FMA perms

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Guys I think Mio poster had a little too much to drink

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>>64237019
Needs correction, I bet he kissed girls again

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ilolve cats bae mahbtg i mwake hr hakyy

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>>64237137
Sure thing bud now lets get you to bed

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>>64237166
>>64237137
>>64237137
mnn imne bned, ih ave a laptotopp

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>>64237284
Bae just announced a 4 week break btw, no streams. She wants to go and train her vocals in the outbacks
I didn't want to tell you earlier since you are sloshed but I'm sorry

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nooooooooooo

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>>64237137
Drink some water

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Which one are you mio poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYsko_tc3a0

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>>64237401
>>64237583
the mental image of this poor drunk hag getting sad over that is really endearing, but drink some water and/or eat something

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>>64235752
>>64235905
>>64235925
>>64235945
Cool! Looking forward to watching it. I'm honestly jealous of Bae. I wish I could relive playing Y0 for the first time all over again. It's fucking magical.

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>haven't watched Bae in like a week or so because of an outing and general mid-20's "quarter-life crisis"
>check /rrat/ for the first time in a while
>discussion about mid-20's "quarter-life crisis"
I'm mostly over it for now but it is a bit funny to see
Anyway, which VODs from the past 2 weeks or so should I watch for cool post-game zatsus? I'm catching up to the HoloParade one for now (skipped most of the game coz idrc), and I'll prolly put up the Yakuza VOD sometime

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>>64238132
It's a damn fine game, I hope you enjoy watching our cute rat. Feel free to drop by with your opinions on her playthrough so far once you are done with the vod

>>64238576
All of her recent post game zatsu has been pretty good

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Playing Trials of Mana since a new one was announced and man. When I look at Angela I feel the same way I feel when I look at Bae.

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Baeb

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>>64242519
cuteee

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>>64242519
Oh yeah, hasn't Bae made clones of herself on occassion? Does that mean a Bae orgy is possible?

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>>64243520
I never put that together, huh
I guess so

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>>64242519
Cute!

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>>64242519
chiho san my beloved..

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>>64244037
Her childhood snowman story is probably my favorite asian parenting story ever. In that with seemingly no malice behind it, her mother could only understand building a snowman in the most cold, superficially practical manner possible and didn't understand the pleasure involved in building something yourself, the aesthetics of making it look perfect. Instead, just sticking some laminated paper into someone else's old snowman was "good enough" to satisfy the most basic requirements of what a snowman is. No wonder she loves the snowy Christmas season so much after having been denied it in Australia.

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>>64244037
cute snow rat. RIP to exposure.

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The plate up Collab is tomorrow btw

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>>64248597
where?

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>>64248597
frame? looked like an overcooked rip off when advent played it..

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I forgot my earbuds
I can't watch bae yakuza now
I'm a failure of a bratling

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New thread soon

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>>64248698
It's Overcooked with a restaurant management and expansion phase and roguelite curveballs. So different enough as an evolution.

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>>64223003
Step 1. Lift until you can move furniture without movers, that saves you hundreds to thousands right off the top
Step 2. Find an easy mark for YouTube boxing, Nikacado Avocado, the Try Guys, Wings while on his Boogie win high, and bet all thr money you own on it.
Step 3. Repeat step 2 until millionaire
Step 4. Profit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeTTl333hY8

this reminds me of bae

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>>64248597
>The plate up Collab is tomorrow btw
Useless, why not post the damn time at least.

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>>64249863
It looks more like a bird really. A penguin or maybe an owl........

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>>64250277
its the vibes...

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>>64249863
Holy shit it sounds just like her with it's squeaks
https://youtu.be/yeTTl333hY8?t=131

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rat

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https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1733829825797013704
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1733829825797013704

Hardworking rat

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>>64251492
>Black knee
Bae.... your choreography is gonna lead to exploding knees

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https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1733833955562889688
song with peko?

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>>64251948
Holy
I'm actually curious if it's another song or not, let's see

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>>64251948
No fucking way
Is Bae doing an animal theme?

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>>64251948
Someone mentioned it could be Chinese Zodiac themed
That’d be nuts if true

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>>64252293
maybe pig with chama too then? But I can't think for anyone else
oh and tiger I guess too

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>>64252438
Kiara for chicken?
Bae obviously is a rat so that’s one
But yeah I was skeptical
Also this might explain why Bae did the solo live watchalong?

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>>64252560
I think she just likes watching that type of stuff kek
cute rat

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>>64252649
I appreciate her commitment to watching all future sololives
I love watching them with her

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>>64252438
Tiger - No one
Dragon - No one
Monkey - No one
Horse - No one

Cover needs to finish their zodiac

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>>64252898
>Dragon - No one
We used to...

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>>64253021
bae is making her come back

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>>64252898
>Monkey - No one
Ame is a normal human so.....or Regloss....

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>>64252898
>Tiger - No one
>Monkey - No one
we have a gorilla and cat though