/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Gawr Gura figma pre-order
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or
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Previous Thread: >>63610924

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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Sex with a fembud.

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>inb4 gurass

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luv Gura, 'ate antis, shrimple as

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Child

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>63669222
this gura always looked stinky to me

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I need to protect my gooba at all costs.

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>>63669263
Of what smell? BO? Bad breath? Smelly shoes?

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>>63669333
I knew a girl that looked like this and she had bbq sauce morning breath. Man I want to turn back time...

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I hate my life so much!!

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I’ve been getting deep into the whole “instant-oatmeal” meme. Absolutely underrated Chumbuds.

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>>63669724
You mean like the quaker oats stuff? Maybe I should start eating some too, I'm gaining a shit ton of weight.

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>>63669724
Banana is the best flavor

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>>63669487
Gura is so fucking flat like a cheese stick TuT

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>>63669487
>bbq sauce morning breath
what's that?

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>>63669724
qrd? I eat oatmeal every day, i put in a teaspoon of cookie flavored protein powder and it's delicious.

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>>63669822
I was gaining weight too which is why I’m eating it. Oats make you feel full too, and 2 servings is like just 240 calories too.

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>>63670033
She had a really foul breath that smelled like a tangy bbq sauce.

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>>63670124
No QRD other than just I like eating some good old fashioned porridge. :3

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>>63670154
isn't that good? I like bbq sauce

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>>63670261
nice

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>>63669724
That's my lazy meal. Stir in an egg or 2, squirt of hot sauce. Just something to keep you from wasting away when you don't feel like cooking or cleaning

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I just ate 3 servings of instant oatmeal, Chumbies

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>>63670661
My god...

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I am obsessed with Gura's gyat tail

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I always have two pieces of toast with 2 eggs runny-yolk style and melted cheese inside for breakfast.

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>>63670661
Good job Gura, oatmeal is good for you, cheap, quick & easy, and lasts ages before going stale.

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>>63670811
I love cheese but Gura will always be grossed out when I eat it in front of her once we're married and living together, since she hates cheese.

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[Sad News] Gura has cancer....

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>>63671013
Wtf

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how do I become the chumbud? not a chumbud but the chumbud

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>>63671119
You gotta do something really crazy. Like a kickflip or something.

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>>63671119
I am THE chumbud, and you have to get through me first.

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>>63671119
Get a tattoo of her on your ass and tweet it at her until she notices.

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>>63671119
you'll have to let me consume you, then you'll be part of me, the chumbud.

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>>63670461
Ye looking back it really was

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>>63671225
this will be a peace of cake

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>>63671013
what did you do to the Gura plush?

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Rubbing Gura's hard nipples.

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Gurass

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I told my Mom to stop trying to be such an anti and she got really mad.
I tried explaining that I didn’t actually CALL her an anti, just that she was acting like one, but the old broad was having it.
Anyways that’s why I haven’t posted in the post 2 weeks because she took the modem as punishment.

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I just farted

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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When is the Gura bread game releasing?

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I love Gura and I love watching her content

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>>63671727
What does any of that have to do with Gura?

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>>63672945
Oyasame

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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Gura's pussy must SHTINK from days without showering and urine residue infused with alcohol she drank the night before

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https://youtu.be/gjD3MrMOQkc
Have some cringe

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>>63671401
Ehh? You are 1000 years too early!

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>>63672804
I play the Gura breeding game every day

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>>63673003
You just will not stop because this right here is the kind of stuff that makes Gura not stream. . This will not help you get views also sorry.

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>>63673003
do you think she saw it?

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>>63672945
sleep tight buddy

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>>63673003
having people like bjoarn, wings and nitch in my fanbase would make me question if its all worth it sometimes

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>>63673003
sovl

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>>63669222
God I want to ruin Goth Gura and make her even more depressed T u T

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>>63673003
I would ghost everyone too if I had fans like these. JESAS

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>>63673501
These people are all more interesting to me than anyone hiding under 10 layers of irony
I'm realizing I probably hate midwits the most

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Gura, you are CUTE. You are FUNNY. You are WITTY. And you make chumbies HAPPY!

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I love Gura and I love watching her content

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I wished Gura was real.

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I don't love Gura anymore, I just really want to fuck her, and leave her a crying, broken mess
T u T

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>>63674343
same desu

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>>63673788
Bjoarn...

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>>63673186
I sure fucking hope not, but considering I found this because they posted it on the website they made for Gura's 2022 birthday celebration, it wouldn't surprise me, and that fact makes me mildly irritated
>>63673349
I was skeptical of the "she's avoiding gachi cretins like Bjorn/trying to purge them from the fanbase by ghosting" rrat up until today and I still am, but maybe it has more legs than I was giving it credit for
>>63673501
>>63673788
Irony alone is a cope, but authenticity alone is not necessarily a virtue
And as people like Bjorn prove, can be way, way worse than vapid Gen X ironyfaggotry

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Gura is the perfect woman for domestic abuse. I would marry her and then rape her and she wouldn't dare to ask for help.

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>>63674343
After these 3 years. What lies did Gura tell us so far?

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>>63674698
I tried not to be cringy in my superchats to her
I know she's a good sport but part of me always felt like when the screen went off she had to shower away some of the messages she gets

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>>63674698
you should be skeptical of that rrat because for one thing there are easier, less stressful ways for her to do so if she wanted to even considering how anxious and conflict averse she is, and for another those particular guys are never going away, ever, literally ever
she could john wick them, car stolen dog dead let's go, and they'd still pretend nothing was wrong with it, there's a difference between gachi and that

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I actually love Gura and I want to make her happy.

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>>63674868
She’s trying to be happy by avoiding her fandom.

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>>63674836
I wouldn't worry, I'm sure if you're considerate and empathetic enough to even TRY to avoid inadvertantly torturing her with gross shit then you probably did a fine job
>>63674849
True
There's gachikois, and then there's strong arguments in favor of bringing back mental asylums

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I'm going to give my dino gura her goodnight belly rub

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>>63674698
"chumbuds" who make passive aggressive remarks at her are a million times worse
it's all about intent in the end after all, you can try to hide your seething but if that's behind your words that's what will be felt

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I hate chumbuds the most. They pressure Gura the most. I think chumbuds are better. They know what they want and I am proud to be one.

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>>63675290
>>63675384

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>>63675209
if you're the everyone is stupid except me guy I want you to know I appreciate you the most, your gentle mockery amuses me

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I can't wait for her to play Microsoft Flight Simulator again.

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I wish hypnosis was real so that I can alter her morals and Gura would assume having sex with me is equal to a normal idol fan meet.

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going to be a real shame when she goes independent and turns into just another 100 view nobody react streamer

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>>63675715
>Gura coming back after hololive
>thinking she would ever get that low if she did
roru
rumao even

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>>63675715
Why would she do that? She can finally enjoy her life after hololive instead of the streamer grind.

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>>63675715
She won't but if she did she'd still have thousands of viewers.

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What the fuck can Gura even do after her life of a streamer ends? She is such a womanchild and I bet she would cry at a regular part time job as a waitress if you complained that the warm water was too hot.

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>>63676054
why would she have a job????

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>>63676054
Start a bakery.

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>>63676054
I assume she'll do some sort of content creation or social media outreach still but under a new alias that won't be connected to the rest. That would only be if she wants to work still, because otherwise she should be set for life from being in hololive I would hope.

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>>63676054
If she invested into something safe, she doesn't have to work another day in her life, (her family probably helped her with that) unless the economy crashes. Also I'll be taking care of her for as long as I live, I'm her husband after all!

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>>63676054
Anon shes set for life. All gooba needs is a stable internet connection

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Skibidi

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>>63674849
https://youtu.be/NM3MqYbCcEA

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>>63676054
She's gonna be busy raising our children

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my wife

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Gura will forever be my oshi and I know I will never be by her side forever. I hope she can find a man who can give her happiness mentally and physically. I will forever keep fun memories of Gura in my heart for the rest of my life.

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>>63676508
>I hope she can find a man who can give her happiness mentally and physically
yeah, me

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What's Gura's favorite dinosaur?

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>>63676054
Gura would get mating pressed instantly if she tried working a real job. Gura has to live life exactly how the PC in degrees of lewdity does.

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>>63677027
Dinofatfuck

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Headpats for sharkwife are needed.

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>>63677659

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As a kid my favorite dino was the stegosaurus, but later I started liking raptors more.

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>>63676508
>>63676587
all me

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do you think Gura might enjoy ryona?
just think about wrapping your hands around her slender pale throat and pummeling her in the tummy ToT

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>>63673003

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>>63678128
she wants to be joked and manhandled gently

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>>63678128
STOP! This creature is not for ryona

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>>63677498
I'd never heard of this before and just looked it up
I would like to consecrate the internet to the blessed virgin, but simultaneously at first glance I'm given vague dwarf fortress vibes, and can therefore see myself sinking weeks into the thing

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>>63678301
I disagree

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>>63678362
Simmer down dorfbud. It's not that complex, it's like Corruption of Champions but more rapey.

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>>63677498
I'm fairly confident my tiny-sized Exhibitionist character in DoL is an accurate depiction of Gura and her love for stripping naked and being covered in slimy substances.

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>>63678638

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Passing tm8 here. How you guys holding up?

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>>63678923
last stream confirmed that it's unironically over (for now)

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>>63678923
Numbing ourselves to the pain through a cocktail of ritualposts, timelooped autistic arguments over tangentially related topics, stalker cringe and hornyposting
How're you lads over in Ame-rika

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>>63678362
brew, its not that crazy. you mostly just press the 'next' button until you can move on to the next annoyance

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>>63677659
She needs them.

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>>63678513
>>63678989
I know it's a total pipe dream, but could you imagine the absolute shitshow that would be Gura streaming her first time trying to play Dwarf Fortress
Probably wouldn't make for good content unfortunately, unless chat is helpful enough to save her from wasting hours just reading the wiki AND she manages to wrap the shork brain around the graphics and controls more quickly than I'd expect, but it's funny to think about

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>>63679306
If she stays away from creating black magic with pumps and energy she could probably get by. Maybe...

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>>63678362
The game is pretty easy and I'm not sure if there's much content beyond the first few months in-game. I played up till Winter break, maxed Gura's Feet skill, never missed a weekly payment, and could bite off everyone's penises to instantly kill them despite being heavily nerfed in combat by being Tiny size. Fun to play for a few days at least.

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>>63673003
I can't, this is too much for me.

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I can save goowa...

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>>63671119
It's more difficult than getting a physical copy of Canzo Empyrean

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>>63680103
>Biting off penises in combat
Are you guys SURE this isn't Dwarf Fortress

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>>63673003
I remember him spamming SC and all got ignored by Gura and someone in X told him to fucked off and he stopped

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>>63682685
At least he eventually stopped digging, I guess

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>>63682685
yeah cuz he was essentially repeating the same low quality project thing from less than two months ago which he had gotten attention for, and the way gura scolds you is by ignoring you rather than confronting you. but once you've mellowed out, she will feel comfortable again and stop ignoring.

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>>63676100
That actually requires effort, so pass.

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Shion is sexier than Gura

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Gura is burnt out.
People in this thread are burnt out.
WE ARE.

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>>63684836
I'm not burnt out over anything. I just want to fuck her so bad.

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*chops your dick off*

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>>63685064
You can't do that Gura I need my dick to fuck you.

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>>63685138
Don't worry, Gura has dual shark cocks for the both of you.

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>>63675550
NYOOOOOM allahu akbar! huhaha

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Gura will soon cyb0rseggz us with her pissy cunny.

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Okay, THATS IT, i DON'T want to have sex with you anymore GURA, hope you are happy now!!!!!

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Listening to Gura talk about Marin Kitagawa

https://youtu.be/BRWGlvQrJW4?t=9199

If anyone is in denial about Gura being ultra-hyper-lesbo, check that segment out, the shear lust she have for Marin

On the upside though Gura actually WANTS to wear a choker

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>>63685701
The ultra-lesbo Goobastank have great taste dude

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I cut my dick off and get into a HRT program so i can become ultra-lesbo together with Gura!

#dicks-off-for-gura

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Gura is to less for the confined of the area of circumference about the room she enjoys diverge into streaming for her own good and lesbonic tictonic!

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>>63686335
>tictonic
It's called "tectonic", dumbass

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>>63685701
HAH, GOOBS IS THE BIG GAY

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What i don't get with the whole burnout thingy, if she knew she was burned out, why did she still make a ton of promises?

Movie may
"It's gonna be a loaded summer"
Gonna start up the Gura Big Brain streams again
Gonna do Y
Gonna do M
Gonna do C
Gonna do A
etc etc etc

I do belive she was/is burned out, zero question about that part, but why did she make so many freaking promises that SHE KNEW she was gonna break at the very time she promised them?

That just put her in a worse position than if she didn't promise anything at all

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>>63687085
The only thing I can imagine was it was her way of trying to motivate herself to push through and do things, but it just didn't work, and it ended up making things worse on everyone.

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>>63685413
boom! right in the world trade center

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Why did the most boring vtuber in the history of mankind join CB? Imagine if Gura streamed on CB, she could earn billions

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>>63686764
So, how do we fix these two?

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>>63687182

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>>63688134
Oops, forgot to mention that the most boring vtuber is Melody whatever her name is

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Does anyone have an artist drawn image of Gura when she one-eyes me? Almost never see that

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>>63686764
You may seggz Shion on stream, Gura.

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>>63668928
Day 1 only have takamori fwmc and nerissa. Maybe she'll appear in day 2?

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>>63688658
>spending all month obsessing when she will make her 1 minute appearance
That's not healthy.

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>>63688854
That's called love, kid. When you get older you'll understand

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Am I have dementia or did she sing Clementine song but no one remember it?

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>>63668928
Hololive closet EN sales
>$2,211.00 :: Gawr Gura (201 sold)
>$1,892.00 :: Nanashi Mumei (172 sold)
>$1,364.00 :: Ceres Fauna (124 sold)
>$1,254.00 :: Ninomae Ina'nis (114 sold)
>$1,034.00 :: Watson Amelia (94 sold)
>$924.00 :: Mori Calliope (84 sold)
>$880.00 :: Ouro Kronii (80 sold)
>$748.00 :: Hakos Baelz (68 sold)
>$616.00 :: Takanashi Kiara (56 sold)
Congratulation, shark merch become no.1 again

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I saw Gura chilling in a swimming pool in the Hololive office on Miko's stream. Some new Hololive game

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>>63689265
Proof? The other thread asked for proof and you never provided it.

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>>63689265
>$616.00 :: Takanashi Kiara (56 sold)
>>63689265
Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha please tell me this list is real, i would have a good wank if this is true!

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>>63689265
Those are some low numbers across the board.

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>>63689314
proof?

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>>63689603
Acrylic stands are not that popular.

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>>63689603
They're good for the 900th release of chinese plastic garbage

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>>63689314
never happened.

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>>63689612
>>63681459

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>>63689704
right did not happen got it.

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>>63689464
Kiara always has worst merch sales, she gets highest superchats though, I assume it's because Hololive's shipping to EU is ridiculously bad from what I've heard.

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>>63689695
>chinese
*West Taiwan

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>>63689792
I can not help but feel bad for her yes i'm happy gura has made the most sells she has earned it but man Kiara......

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>>63689612
>>63689698
>>63689704
Here is a clip. Retards
https://youtu.be/5Q1ddFaHau0?si=24LxH_iXxpi5zpAW

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>>63690304
So?

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>>63689603
It's because he made them up. Many people have asked for proof and he provides none. Why do so many people just believe made up numbers without asking where they came from?

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>>63689871
I wouldn't worry about any holos' financial situation. Even the runts make a comfy living.

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>>63690344
What? You asked for proof. Are you retarded? Why wasn't your first response "so" instead of "proof" or "it never happened"?

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>>63690361
>Even the runts make a comfy living
Dude, the HoloHomos must live in Nairobi or something if their 126 average viewers is enough for them to even get a roof over their heads!

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>>63690479
Homos aren't holos. Fuck off

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>>63690517
Homos have been apart of hololive for 2 years now since the homo merge of 2021

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>>63690600
Then why have the en girls stopped streaming with them?

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>>63690637
because they love us.

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I am the only one here that misses Gura

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Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

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>Open /ggg/
>Look at the first post I see
>>63690408
>It's some assblasted nigga having a sperg
>Don't even try to figure out what the argument was about, close the thread

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>>63691581

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>>63691581
Fuck off scammer!

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Cute bunny wife on stream
twitch.tv/neppienep

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>>63691755
works on my end
I tried different browsers too

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shart

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>>63692171

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>>63691011
What happened to 3 , 4 ?
1 to 6? :3

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Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

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>>63692171
I want to pat her head

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I can finally roll for Gura.

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>>63694922
I rolled 2 Calli dupes lol.

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Booba huhaha

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>>63695418
KYS, anti!

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>>63688995
>love
More like mental illness

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>>63690923
aim better next time

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A question to the guys here: Have your twig been very floppy ever since Gura started ghosting? The few times my little fellow says hi it only lasts for 20 seconds before it hangs there in its own pity again

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>>63697078
You just have ED.

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I pulled Gra-chan.

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>>63697281
What will i tell my doctor though? That my tiny twig is floppy due to a vtuber ghosting me? Wont i get thrown into the psychward instead if i do that? I don't want a dysfunctional dick

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>>63697581
just say it's your GF/crush ghosting you

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>>63697581
if you specifically tell him it's because of Gawr Gura, yes he'll think you're nuts, but ED resulting from depression isn't uncommon
more common than it should be in this era, if anything

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>>63691220
What? You are a fucking retard

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>>63698079
He's the only sane poster in this thread.

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Imagine being the lucky motherfucker that gets to be Gura's neighbor or live in her neighborhood or walk by her in the store. And they don't even know. Except maybe the old lady neighbor she told.

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>>63698103
He admitted to not even caring what the argument was about but responded anyway lol. If you don't care then you skip.

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Imagine being the lucky motherfucker that get's to hear her hum songs and make cute noises all day, and gets to pound Gura's cunny every night, that's right I'm talking about Me____ I'm so fucking lucky bros!

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I'm here to talk about gura (my wife)

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I'm glad I at least had a comment read last stream so I don't feel too abandoned
it's been months since she's read a superchat of mine

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>>63698079
>Come back 4 hours later (/ggg/ is my entertainment after all)
>Look at the first post I see (again)
>It's a (You)!
>Somebody called me a fucking retard
>Kek heartily
>Leave

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I love this creature

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I HAVE THE SMALLEST PENIS OF ALL CUMBUDS

It doesn't matter how much i tugg at it

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>>63699538
Based

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I can't stop watching korean dramas buds

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>>63700515
>korean
North or South? North would be spicy

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Okay, jokes over, where is Gura?

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>>63701157
she got burned up

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Feel better Gura, and please come hang out...

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>>63701419
nyo~

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Imagine being Gura and have access to free Gura cunny juice every single day, i am so yelly!

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>>63701582
Please, I implore you...

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>>63701582
I like this snail gura. It make my pp feel funny

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>>63701639
Pretty sure it would taste really bad; she be living in a home filled with mold; moldy sink from forgetting an egg in the sink for weeks that made a sponge covered in mold, having soup in the fridge in march "when was january", she had a black mold wall, she admitted to not showered for over a week, not washing her hands after peeing (probably didn't wipe either), drinking shower water, all the crap on her desk that is constantly clonking and falling of and bouncing on the floor etc etc etc

Her cunny juice would taste like like a buss-seat in the summer heat

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>>63701906
You make my pp feel funny

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>>63701157
She said she's burnt out, but considering she's done absolutely fuck all for going on two years now, it's just an excuse. You have to actually DO something to get burnt out from it.

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>>63702197
Wrong. I got burnt out in college and all I did was procrastinate

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>>63702197
I'm burned out from merely existing though

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>>63702541
I am also burned out from you merely existing!

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>>63702197
>You have to actually DO something to get burnt out from it.
As >>63702302 and >>63702541 have pointed out, that is nakedly absurd on its face

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>>63702654
I need the original of bendover gura, non censored, for wanking purposes

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>>63702654 (me)
>>63702776
same desu

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>>63702776
>>63703649
The whole set is on exhentai. Just search for Tenroy

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>>63703877
>Tenroy
Oh, it's the r@pe-whistle guy, got it (y)

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>>63704018 (me)
Dissapointed with the set, why is he drawing Guras butthole to look like a cat butthole?

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>>63704112
cat shark

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>>63704112
She will receive a good dicking in his next set, if that's more to your liking

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>>63704466
No, this set was drawn with black hands, not interested in interacial fetishes

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so chumbuds. how are we feeling? i think i will just try and forget. just waiting months and months hurts. it's a shame cause i invested a lot of emotions and hope in her. i can only rewatch the vods so many times...

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>>63705644
Yeah, i switched from Gura to hardcore gay porn, and yes, i am from Finland

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>>63705644
I've got this Gura that yells "LET'S GOOOOO" every once in a while to keep me company for now.

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>>63705751
Forgot pic related.

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>>63705796
4 bucks huh. Is this game worth buying

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>>63705644
>i think i will just try and forget
I don't think I can forget her, especially since I'm constantly surrounded by her image, I can't even listen to music without being reminded of her, since she used to sing the songs I like, but better.
>just waiting months and months hurts
yeah, it does..
>it's a shame cause i invested a lot of emotions and hope in her.
same desu

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>>63705971
It's nothing outstanding, basically a battle cats clone.

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>>63701582
Neither her shark tail or snail shell can get in the way of the prone boning she needs from me.

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>>63697327
All I got is Noel and the one time I used her she got overrun in seconds and did jack shit

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>>63706619
Most SRs and pretty much all URs are garbo in this game due to their costs.

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>>63697078
Yes, I can only get erect when Gura streams.

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>>63706078
Look on the bright side, this is most likely the worst it’s gonna get. I’m mean seriously, how could this get any worse? There’s NO WAY we can get any more neglected…right?

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>>63668928
the most mentally ill fan community, talking about a streamer that doesn't stream

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>>63707076
huhaha

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>>63707076
Graduation and gone forever, not bothering resurrecting her old friend, just poof, gone from the interwebs, only doing stuff offline IRL

I dread that day, it will come for sure

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>>63704466
I hope Gura cums in it.

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>>63707340
it's what I always assumed would happen, just didn't think she'd do this in the middle of it, slow down sure but not this bad
might as well have been living that future already for 2023

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I love her more than anything!
I'm gonna go get a burger

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Please don't say such sad things.

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>>63707340
Honestly I thought I was the only one who was thinking this is how it’ll all end. It’s sad but I don’t think Gura wants to do this kinda job anymore.

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Looks like Gura will have to stream herself baking and do karaoke while the timer is going.

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>>63708563
From where? I haven’t eaten a single thing all day, and now it’s night time where I live >.< but I kinda want a hamburger too…

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>>63708700
sounds like a very comfy stream idea
sorta like what Ina did for her cooking stuff maybe, no cam needed, just a microphone

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What sucks is how much I hate my life and how much I wanna kill myself. But suicide is so fucking cringe so I’m left with the ultimatum to live in pain, or die in cringe.
Fuck this gay earth

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She's gonna come back eventually. Maybe not at the rate of her early days, but its clear she wants to get over the muck she's wading through.

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>>63705644
>how are we feeling
>:3

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>>63709322
>not enjoying pain
ngmi

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Always going to support this mess of a girl.

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>>63709725
Teach me then, please. To bask in my pain with joy. I have so much of it anon, please

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>>63709852
exercise until the burn feels good.

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>>63710045
Ok I have a gym membership that I haven’t used yet.
Thank you for the advice anon.

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Any Gura sightings lately? Mentions in other streams?

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>>63709536
She'll be back to get a contract renewal maybe

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>>63710272
Not, but she’ll potentially be in this years advent calendar. I think day 2 should’ve just dropped actually.

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She hasn't been able to stream normally for all of 2023 and had five or six "attempted comebacks" that fizzled out after 2-3 streams.
What makes you think things will get better?

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What was it like when she streamed?

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>>63710598
Are you talking to yourself again, retard?

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Gura could stream herself naked and rolling around in slime, she'd enjoy that for sure.

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>>63710599
She played the same shit everyone in holo played

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>>63710872
Squelching.

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>>63708728
I got it from wendys

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I hope one day Gura reads Ender's Game, The Call of the Wild, Lovecraft, and/or the WH40k Black Library novels
If she came back with perms to read one or all of the above on stream it would be a dream come true, even if she'd obviously have to censor some gamer words here and there

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>has read the pocket edition of a book multiple times
Chemo or dialysis?

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>>63712067
would either of those prevent her from having more than one book, using her phone to connect to the internet and read, using kindle, etc
it's a little odd but not worth overthinking

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What is there to even talk about to warrant a general? She’s out spending your money and not giving a shit. Looking forward to another breadcrumb bare minimum stream in February?

My oshi responded to three of my comments in chat last night that weren’t even SCs. Every Gura stream I’ve caught in the past year will have several red SCs with heartfelt paragraphs of thanks to her, and she won’t even acknowledge them. I’ll even check members with her emotes in the VOD comments, and NONE of them have a heart count in their profiles. She can’t even bother to read comments and give a few hearts out when her stream ends.

She’s checked out and you’re in an abusive relationship. I’m not putting you down; I want you to move on and be happy.

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>>63712349
I don't even use chat

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>>63712349
If you're gonna write a shitpost like this at least pretend like you know what you're talking about retard.

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>>63712349
these holo-only tards don’t even know what it’s like to have a 200max view oshi. it’s very sad

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>>63712349
yeah, i mean, when she was at her peak activity level in 2020-2021 she was doing a solid 40, maybe 45% of the vtuber job, but that's a long ways back up the road from here.

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>>63712213
No, what kind of situation would get her to read a pocket book repeatedly, when:
>1. Gura doesn't like to read
>2. Gura doesn't like to travel

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>>63711941
I'm impressed that she managed to read The Hobbit. I guess I can't call her an adhd zoomer anymore.

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>>63712951
>Gura doesn't like to read
She's said the opposite on more than one occasion, before it was just that she didn't really read much.

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This thread had lasted almost 24 hours. So slow

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>>63712955
Please you know she didn’t fucking read it. LOTR the go-to literature for basic bitches, like Zelda for gaming.

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>>63713170
Good, that's how it should be. Nice and comfy.

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"Just watch someone else"
doesn't float when nobody else can provide the fix needed.

It's Gura or I don't watch VTubers.
I've tried to check some out,
but everyone else seem cheap and generic af.

It's a curse.

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>>63711717
God dammit u mf im already in the drive thru of McDonalds. Getting a large Carmel frappe tho…

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>>63712951
any situation would not prevent her from having more than one book, internet access, kindle, etc
I'm one of the ones who thinks burnout is far from the main reason for all this but reading a pocket book (which is a little bigger than you probably think, small does not mean tiny) multiple times doesn't mean cancer

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"She's going at her own pace."
Man I wish I had a high paying job that only required 100 hours per year

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>>63699538
You are retarded.

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>>63689603
The selling period just start, chud

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I love Gura and I like watching her content

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What da chumbies up to? Planning on gooming soon

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>>63713521
Playing OSRS again, skilling in the event.

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>>63713521
Still at work

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>>63713728
Got any 99 skills? I quit playing after hitting base 87 in all skills.

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>>63713521
I was playing HoloParade for a couple hours a while ago, now back to wc3 customs.

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>>63714518
Nah, highest is 79.

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>>63713521
playing Wings of Liberty Real Scale, capital ships take up the whole map

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>>63713521
playing flight simulator
gonna watch a movie once im at cruise altitude

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>>63713521
playin imouto life fantasy

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>>63714897
based

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>>63714897
I wish there was a game like monochrome or fantasy, but with Gura. I would goom buckets

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>>63715893
same desu

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>>63714687
The last thing I got good at for that game was the hallowed sepulcher so I could get black graceful variation.

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>>63711941 (me)
>>63712955
>63713211
Basic bitches wouldn't be capable of reading let alone comprehending Tolkien lmfao, you're thinking of Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Eragon, The Handmaid's Tale, MAYBE To Kill a Mockingbird at a stretch, etc.
Next you'll tell us Dostoevsky and Asimov are required reading for schoolchildren in your third world AIDS-istan

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>>63716428
I remember my sister liking Eragon a while back.

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>>63716757
Oh don't get me wrong, I also have fond memories of reading Eragon as a kid - it's just that way more of an appropropriate reading level for normalfags than Lord of the Rings

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>>63716757
Yeah I know. She told me that after we finished having sex.

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>>63716428
I respect Eragon for making an autistic magic system rather than Rowling's wand guns.