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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - HOLY SHIT DEVS WHAT EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.https://nasfaq.biz/infoResearch 1: https://schedule.hololive.tvResearch 2: https://holo.poi.catResearch 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/statusLatest SEC Report (Trade volume graphs): http://files.catbox.moe/p0r63x.pdfLatest SEC MikoUltra Report (Trades and % gained NUMBERS): https://files.catbox.moe/2cqbg1.pdfLatest SEC? Report: https://files.catbox.moe/n67s22.png (embed)F.U.C.K. Reports (3 different reports on Volume Held of High Profile coins by Top 20, as well as inflation trackers, updated regularly):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharingPrevious thread: >>6341594
BUYING TOWA LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROOOOOOOOWW
Help I've not slept for over 24 hours and I've been making nonstop gains, I'm scared that when I go to sleep I'm going to be bogged into the grave.
>>6361673Just don't blink dude
>>6361741I feel like I've sold my soul to Irys she gave me incredible gains when everyone else suffered terrible losses.What does this mean for me?
Coming for your board Mikolers
i can't tell if i should trust the devs to not fuck up adjustments again this time or not
>>6362121>Trusting the devs>ever
>i forgot to set my autotrader to buy marineFUCK
>>6362121I trust the devs to TRY not to fuck it up.I also trust Watamage to swoop in and fuck it all up.
>>6362121He who submits to Irys shall live.He who defies Irys shall perish.
>Hope has descended!Get in there cunts
so what's her price gonna be?
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
SELL SELLS SELLXNVSD
>>6363347Her price will never be set because it'll keep on growing until the site crashes.
>all of my plays last night bogged with the new new adjustment timeof course they did
I am not convinced.
Fuck me she is ugly.
>>6364117>new new adjustment timewait what
>Took her 8 tries to actually get her voice to come out.LOCAL VSINGER CAN'T EVEN SPEAK LET ALONE SING SELL SELL SELL
HOPE IS HERE
literally looks like a goblina
>>6364602I just think redjuice doesn't translate well into l2d which is a shame. Amazing artist but not what he's meant for.
LET ME FUCKING LOG IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>5 foot 5 inches>Another womanlet>Towa/Kanata's child deconfirmedSell. There's nothing here.
>>6361356What have you done...why?Joke's on you though, I was prepared.1. Hover over the "Title" option if it shows next to the video resolution.2. Right click the item in the playlist, view the audio album title, comment, and genre.3. Reap the consequences of your misdirected shitposting.AT LEAST SHE'S NOT A TROON!
>KANATA AND TOWA'S CHILDTHIS IMAGE IS CANON
>its HERBUY Ren'ai Circulation!
>>6366291it's the other way round, actually
>>6366492>BUY Ren'ai Circulation!せーの!
reminder that the nasfaq aggie is still going on! feel free to join if you wanthttps://aggie.io/zy5yquc3wj
>Likes EVAIt's WORTHLESS. Sell NOW before you're holding naught but dust.
KENSUKEKS AND SHREDBROS RISE UP!
is it just me or is her stream shadowbanned?
>Dislikes: BugsShe probably means it literally, but:HAHAHAHAHABut other than that, she hates everything I like. Boooo>>6367518It was shadowbanned the instant it went up.
>>6367693you like celery???
>>6367518>>6367921>90k despite a shadow ban impressive>>6368006YWNBJ
>>6368124Well not by itself, but who the heck eats it raw?Gotta dip that shit in some RANCH.
>>6368540It truly scares me how much ranch burgers can eat. Blue cheese or bust. it's just ranch too...
>>636675610 Million VIEWS.
I'm selling all my IRyS
>>6370760Do that and you'll regret it tommorow.
>Cruel Angel's ThesisI'm selling at adjustment and never buying back.
>>6372637I'm buying more.
Nasfaq devs please stop trying to fix things. Im not sure I can take much more of this.
>she's streaming everydayWAGMI
>that scheduleYep, you idiots who didn't buy are going to regret it! IRyS chads to the fucking moon.
Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.IRyS is included in the bulk data, but as she has no prior numbers to compare to, she will not appear as an individual coin in the following reports.Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:>There are 278,350 shares in circulation.>This is a 9.8% increase in volume from yesterday's value.>Each coin has an average of 5,458.Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):>Sora :: +45%>Nabi :: +40.3%>Mio :: +37.6%>Kanata :: +35.3%>Nene :: +29.6%Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 9):>Choco :: -17.2%>Moona :: -9.7%>Coco & Pochimaru :: -6.5%>Calliope :: -5.2%>Subaru :: -3.7%5 coins (not including IRyS) had a volume change of less than 1%.Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:>Starting Liquid is estimated at $37,775.87.>This is a 15.2% decrease from yesterday's value.>Total value of all shares in circulation is $827,957,286.50.>This is a 14.85% decrease from yesterday's market value.>Average value per share is $2,974.52.Top 5 Value Gains (of 12)>Ayamy :: +148.8%>Moona :: +36.1%>Ollie :: +10.1%>Inanis :: +10%>Aki :: +8.9%Top 5 Value Losses (of 39):>Pekora :: -67.2%>Kiara :: -53.3%>Botan :: -49.5%>Coco :: -46.2%>Hololive :: -36.3%4 coins (not including IRyS) had a volume change of less than 1%.Hope you're all enjoying IRyS' debut.
Give me back my old namirin for fuck's sake Cover. This is nothing but downgrade.
Her Cruel performance was great, I'm buying some more
>Nephilim, the race known specifically for being Huge.>WomanletWhy the hell does it feel like Ame's the only one that actually has read a book in Hololive.
>>6374340Polka reads, but not many people know that.
How to create an account? I don't know the answers
>>6374689step 1: lurk moar
>>6374340what's with this meme? nowhere in the bible is the height of nephilim stated.
>>6374689Do your reps one anon a long time ago spilt the beans so just keep looking
>>6374730Yeah but what are the answers
>>6374937Archive reps, do them
>>6375062I don't know how to search in the archives because developers are retarded with that interface, and I'm not reading every single nasfaq thread ever
>>6374607speaking of which doesn't Noel have a degree as well or am I losing it?
>>6374689i will now spoonfeed youhttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/6164109/#6167037
>>6375533Thanks anon I'm forever grateful
>>6375533It wasn't that hard, was it?
Kneel. Actually fucking Kneel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyZ3VgjcCEHer first adjustment is going to be absolutely massive.
how the fuck do i sign up ive been stuck on this awful answer captcha for 45 minutes
>>6375895what's your first purchase
>>6375896>Acting entitled to being spoonfedYou're going to crash and burn in a week tops after getting your ass bogged once. Just know that crying here will not unfuck your account when you make retarded plays.
>>6376069IRyS, probably hopping on late but I think it'll blow up
>>6375996you cant be this retarded.
>>6375996ogey chocoball, "twap..." or "never buy"
OH GOD I JUST REALISED.SINCE SHE'S GOING TO BE FOCUSED ON MAKING STAND ALONE NON STREAM CONTENT HER VALUE WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF.BUY YOU BARSTARDS YOU'LL NEVER GET A BETTER PRICE AGAIN.
SELL IRYS SHIT STREAMS AHEAD
>>6375996nigger read the thread
>>6376488>implying Azki 2 electric boogaloo
>>6376488OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT BUY BUY BUY AZKIWait...
>>6376077>My secret clubNot everyone is as retarded or autistic as you to spend hours looking for dumb captchas, is a good thing good persons still exist in the internet to help out.
>>6376488Anon, she JUST said she's planning to stream 6 days a week.She's going to be an absurdly stable coin that only moves when she does specific buff/debuff games, or maybe spikes for weekly Karaoke.
>>6376803This is what you anons get for spoonfeeding. These are the people you let in
>>6377126The BOG needs fresh meat.
>>6376803holy fuck dude
If you fuck up your account what do you do anons? Delete and start fresh?
>>6376637>>6376643Fuck you guys might be right, but I have HOPE.Also it's now 28 hours without sleep my brain has melted.
>>6376803If you can't even get past the general captchas you're never gonna get into the secret orgy parties
>>6377651start a second account and play both at the same time. gauranteed money.
>>6376436 the site was not accepting the last answer until i refreshed but you are my savior
>>6377664It's Saturday, buy holocoins before you go to sleep.
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
It actually kind of sucks that she deleted her osu streams on her old channel. I hope someone archived them
>>6377591>>6377126Are you getting angry because other people are actually willing to lend a hand instead of mocking new players? It's because of people like you that things are so bad.
i understand that you redditors don't like gatekeeping but you still shouldn't spoonfeed retards even dumber than you are.
>>6377822Already have.I'm sorry being an obxious faggot being sleep deprived and going from 300K to almost 900K in such a short period of time gave me quite the rush.Hopefully tommorow everyone who was bogged today will regain their losses.
>>6377664>Also it's now 28 hours without sleep my brain has melted.Go to sleep before you start hearing the Haatons' whisperings.
had to study pretty much all night for the last two days...what the FUCK happened to pekora
>>6378502Take some popcorn, go check out the last thread.
>>6378502She's having a sale on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viT8eshPO4cgod fucking damnit I found a new oshi
>>6376803i got in 3 weeks ago, it took me 10 minutes tops to find the answersyou're simply lazy and dumb as fuck
>>6379320Sorry retard she's mine.
ZHONK WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TAKO SECRETARY? YOUR NEW TRAINEE IS WEIRD
>>6378087>newfag calls everyone in the thread autistic and retarded for not spoonfeeding him when he can spend 5 minutes looking at archivesah yes it is the shitposters that are the problem
>>6382339>Pressing F5 on NASFAQ for any reason whatsoever.
>>6382339I take that back, this is perfect.
Devs, I fucking kneel. You gave the people not only what they wanted, but what they needed.
>>6382593>>6382506WTF I LOVE DEVS NOW
>>6382593top fucking kek
Why must she mock me so?
I was watching soccer and forgot her debut was today, why are her antis called santas?
>>6382896She hates Santa. Not even a fucking joke.
>>6382896santa was one of her dislikes she listed
>>6382896She hates santa prolly because it reminds her of being a Christmas cake but her official explanation is because she's a half demon
>>6382593>>6382506WTF ITS REAL
I fucking love you guys
Devchama, thanks for the rope, how do I use it to delete my account?
>>6383120Use the rope to climb up to the top of the Profile page you're already on. Click the trash can.
i thought you guys are just shitposting with that item. ITS TRUE HAHA, DEVSCHACHAMAMA
>>6382983Holy shit. I legit haven't seen anyone else bring up the Christmas Cake slang in a long time. Props.
>>6383424>t. doesn't post in /hag/ general#haglove #thecakeistruth
IRyS... I kneel...
>>6383424Anon, we've been having /hag/ for months. It's like /architect/ but with better taste.
>>6382506It gives off the same vibe as Rick and Morty.
>>6382447>>6382506If we all just started drawing up random 'assistants' like this, I wonder if Honk would use 'em?Come to think of it, is that Aggie still up?
>>6384657Huh, mine doesn't have a description
Honk, my penis can only get so erect.
>>6385072Honk is a dirty slut
>i have 200 cocoWhen the FUCK did I do this? I don't recall ever pointing in that order. No wonder I'm getting bogged so hard.
>ugly fucking ropefor what purpose
How do I combine the Rope with the Kiryu Kai badge
>>6385778It seems like >>6385531 somehow already has.
Once auctions are done I need to just liquidate my portfolio and collect rope
>>6385633Are items random?I have a rope, too.
should I buy more Irys? Or will she crater?
>>6385993"buy on rope" will go from being a meme to becoming a reality. God speed.
>>6386042she just debuted and droped like 3 additional videos. shes going to moon and then crater the next day.
>>6386042Hard to say. I'm thinking an adjustment downwards unless today's views were somehow counted despite being super late? If so, adjusts either downwards or neutral today and then fucking SPIKES tomorrow.In any case I'm going to sell most or all at the peak and then if she stabilizes at an attractive price I want to go in on her for dividends.
>>6386042500k debut, but who knows how many of those zHonk scraper will actually count.
Kiara down FIFTY-SIX PERCENT?!wtf happened?! Did she have a gamer moment or something?
against my better judgement I have managed to spend 4 million today
>>6386166Yeah she put Mori put Mori in a camp and radicalized a bunch of Germans.
>>6386166She said nigger
>>6386039everyone today got rope to commemorate the IRyS debut
Oh yagoo is on holopoi now. ceocoin when
Homostars next or we riot.
>I sold Peko at 21k at the start of the week>I am now buying Peko at 3k at the end of the week
>haven't played in a while>have over 300k liquid from divvies>everything's getting bogged right nowThanks for the discounts, honk.
>>6362010think I should tell you... enjoy the bog.
got a ton of holo on clearance, good times were had by all
>>6389548should have waited for tomorrows super clearance.
If you didn't buy Suisei you wouldn't have dropped from the top 9
>Go to bed after IRyS debut>Everything's fine>Wake up>Her stream hours are ass for everyone but West Coasters and JPbros, who have a few dozen other people they could watch.>She cancelled DOOMSo she's going to be playing buff games to NEETs only. Her numbers are going to be shit, aren't they? 6 days of streaming a week doesn't mean shit when 5 people tune in.
>>6389776have some respect, fag
>>6378628what the fuck are you doing to my oshi honk
>>6389958I would take 1 month to get first place on the oshiboard with out current buy rate, I need to make him stop
>>6389892>complaints about model and rigging>and i don't just mean here>the amount of ppl it'll turn offshe's gonna bog down to 4k, isn't she?
>>6390902I mean, eventually. first spike will be tasty.
>>6390921Oh absolutely. Right now, it's a pump-and-dump situation. Free money so I can buy more towa
zhonk already said that she'll adjust differently with relation to the current market. She might just plateau
>>6390949this one coming up she is likely to plateau because all her streams were after THE NINETEENTH HOUR so itll go from 0 views to 0 views. the one after will include her debut stream, her MV, and her EP preview. it will be 1.5-2m views total, and going form 0 to 2m views is going to put her to like 15k
>>6391135Depends on which is more important to the "relative to market" consideration. If she adjusts based on her channel's current numbers in relation to other channels, that puts her between Pochi and Nana...which means she's overbought by about 5~6k. If it also considers that she got a massive sub tick compared to those two, she might crab or even adjust up slightly.I think what's likely to happen is that she'll dive to about 2~3k because of the lack of views on the channel, giving more people a chance to buy in, and then spike once she gets her first proper adjustment and those subticks and views roll in. She's already gotten almost a million views so far, not counting her live views or the MV dropping in 6 hours.Basically, as long as you buy in before her first real adjustment, you will PROBABLY make money.
>>6390934>Free money so I can buy more towaGreat minds think alike
>>6390804he can buy all the suisei he fuckin wants.t.hoshiyomi. we succeed as one, fellow hoshiyomis. dont stop until we have a 99% hold on the coin.
>>6391861dont stop till you dropBuy sui
>already a million views>people are already selling her at 7.7kare you guys retarded
>>6392120The one coin I bought at 1,8k I sold at 6,8k where's your god now
>>6392120>APHEX>Cancelled DOOM>Some music shit nobody cares about ala Mori EP
>>6392173wow, 5k, Mr businessman over here. Look out Cypher, hes coming for you!
Towa? more like ToLoser am i right
Towa? More like 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf amiright?
>>6392395where the fuck did that come from
Wah? What happened, why are there so many cringe anons in the thread, how well you survived yesterday's boggening, why OP are so bad, when is new cutoff time if it isn't tied to POI anymore?
>>6392570you can blame the russians for the "bad" op because they made their vodka too addicting.
>>6366760and the aggie is completed!thank you everybody who drew or hung out!just a heads up, there likely won't be an aggie next week or at least one at the same timeif people are willing, I could set one up for friday
>>6392639What is the watas mug jpg?
>>6392704this one, used to go>>6392284>>6392395Stellar posts again, gentlemen. What a pleasure to trade with you on this fine occasion.
My nasfaq tabs crashed 10 hours ago and I didn't notice, I managed to buy about 5 of everything. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
where do I go from here?
>>6392639>tfw missed the aggiethe average quality is better when im not participating. why must I be so shit at drawing :pepehands:
Uberhonk delivery came at last.
That was easy to catch...
So everything is going to be overbought today and bog again, right?
>>6393375THEY NEVER GOT IRS
>>6393375let's hope for it, I didn't get all the fluffy botans I wanted yet.
I'm scared anons what if this never stops going up?
>>6394606You are here.
>>6394606Damn, I miss being that new.
Serious question how similar is this to actual day trading.Is there any crossover from /biz/ and /nasfaqg/ can I transfer any of the lessons learnt from this into trading stocks?
>>6395062All you need to know that actual trading doesn't has huge adjustments like we get and is entirely to what's happening real time
>>6395062Totally, change holopoi to quarter reports and go nuts.Don't forget to let us know how it went.
>>6395062>>6395136Don't forget to buy a rope while you still have money!
...so are there adjustments in 20 minutes or nah
>>6395277Allegedly, yes.But maybe it's still fucked.Isn't it fun to find out?
>>63926391st aggie i ever joined, very cool, buying a tablet just for this
>>6395303Red Sunday may lead to unforeseen consequences...
>>6395418It's gonna lead to red Monday, since everything is overbought.
>>6395466Have hope I'm predicting green.
>>6395540Don't anon you're gonna be disappointed
>>6395540I'm predicting a lot of sad cats in 10 minutes.
>>6395136Sure I'm planninng on getting into stocks anyway I'll let you guys know how that turns out.
>>6395610Prepare to rope
>>6395571>>6395576Come now it's not like we get bogged twice in a row.
I'M GOING TO GO GREEN
>>6395641Anon if you already accept all you invest in as a loss then you can only make gains.
>>6395646Devs will make it triple specially for you.
>>6395705I did already dare the dev to do his worst yesterday.
I bet Towa is gonna drop to 2,8k even tho she has same amount views and more subs than yesterday.
When are you all going to get it now?THE VTUBER'S NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING TO THEIR ACTUAL VALUE!ADJUSTMENTS ARE COMPLETLY RANDOM AND HAVE NO BASES IN REALITY!
>>6395646>>6395679I'm assuming theres a ropium version when everything goes red
WHERE IS ADJUSTMENT
Here it comes SALVATION
I wonder what Irys will do...
>>6395062buy high sell low same shit
Irys will go to fucking Jupiter mark my words
Here we go AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
Adjustment doko...I HATE TIMELOOPS
did you really beleeb?
here we fucking go again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT FIXED?!?!?!?!
AWW SHIT HERE HE GO AGAIN.
>adjustment is now 5PM every day
FUKKKKKK DON'T F5 MIKOLER
>>6395754doesn't matter keep buying
>going to miss adjustment again because zhonk broke it againZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>6395913didn't plan to
NEW ADJUSTMENT CONFIRMED BROS
FUCK YOU HONK I WON'T WAKE UP 4 IN THE MORNING JUST TO SELL MY SHIT COIN
HONKHONKLET ME KNOW IF I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP
Logout/login and witness your fall
Ctrl+f5 to get announcement
DEVCHAMA REMEMBER THAT TRANSPARENCY THING WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE? WE COULD USE SOME RIGHT NOW PLEASE
huh, I dont care anymore. I'll just buy more of my Oshi
UWAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE TIMELOOPSWHY ARE THERE TIMELOOPS IN THE SERVER ROOMDRAGONS DID THIS, I BETWHERE ARE MY NUMBERS
ADJUSTMENT IS DEAD LET THE PLAYER DRIVEN COINS ERA BEGIN
I cant believe Honk changed the adjustment time to 5:00PM and forgot to announce it.
Please wait while honk calculate and see how much bog will be fun for this day
All because honk decided to make some new fancy rules for the new coin, adjustments are fucked forever.
Well at least mogu will get some slep
>>6395981don't believe his lies
wtf when did market tako turn into derp fox
>>6396028Nice try nigger but i'm not stupid
nasfaq fairy please let us go
Yes, adjustments being missing AGAIN is fucking terrible, but look at the bright side: I can remake the OP from yesterday with today's seethe.
No adjustment AND hologra replaced with curry shilling. Today is the worst day.
>>6396102aren't we using the aggie for the OP as usual?
>>6396130That is certainly a thing we can do and would definitely save me the effort. I just thought of remaking yesterday's clown OP for Maximum Timeloop.
okay devniggers i am going to go worship God and when I come back there better not have been a fucking adjustment or you are going to be smitten
>>6396130I really regret not thinking of this in time.
>>6396150SameI really need to catch some sleep, please devs don't drop shit until 5pm.
Honk I didn't take vacation in Hawai to get bogged behind my back. Fix your shit quick I'm waiting for my massage!
nasfaq official backup adjustment must be 5 now.
>>6396169Today is the day rope descends. Exciting...right? ;D #hololiveEN #IRS #ProjectRope
>move adjustment times later and later>at some points we'll just re-use the numbers of last year>server load is downgenius.
Where can I buy green rope? I don't want to miss another adjustment.
>>6396261You have to discover green dye then use it on your nasfaq standard issue rope.
>>6396328You can right click the broken images to "reload image".
>>6396366oh shit neat
>>6396328Yesterday was so fucked #16 ceased to exist.
my phone died while charging because I left zhonkbot running
>>6396229oh right, ftfy
Can the devs update us please? I wanna know if i can go back to sleep, thanks.
>>6396459devs are sleepy sleepy
>>6396523kino work as per usual, anon
At least we can go back to shittalking Irys for a bit.
alright I'm done waiting. Gotta play Shogun 2
Does anyone remember how many times the devs promised transparency? I am getting sick and tired from this shit.
>>6396591>Trusting the devs of anything EVER
>>6396591They're clearly asleep you nigger
I'M GONNA START A CRUSADE ON THE DEVS ASS
>>6396591you do know devs can be away right?
>>6396554This is a pro-IRyS thread.
>>6396523Remember, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
>>6396605I was too
>>6396557 Picked up tales of berseria again and I already feel the autism trying to do the arte and shit Fuck redjuice Irys face is terrible sell sell sell
Tokocoin when I care now
>>6396591zhonk here, go fuck yourself I'm going to make yesterday look like a fucking joke.
>>6396667do it faggot
>>6396605>devs sleeping during the one time their game needs to have support
>>6396604>>6396605Fuck off you ass kissing boot licking white knight faggots.
>>6396554>shittalking IrysHow dare you Irys brought us hope and this is how you repay her?
HONK! NOT HONK! DEVCHAMA! DEV THE THIRD!WAKE THE FUCK UP>>6396650you made me look here your (you)
>>6396700All she did was bring us rope.
>>6396063h-how did you know I was still awake>>6396591shhh devs are sleepingactually, nothing can be done until honk wakes up which is like 2 hours from now maybe
while waiting, please watch my oshi as she attempts to sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj2JFtU7c78
>>6396694oh you're retarded. my bad
>>6396694If you don't like it you're free to leave anytime.But you won't because you live for this shit.
>>6396700Irys? More like Ipiss
>>6396694reading comprehension reps. do them.
>>6396725If you had spent more on her you would've been saved.
>>6396734AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AMEEEEE I FUCKING LOVE YOU
ChillPlay some tetris in the meantimehttps://honk.moe/tetris.html
>>6396761holy mother of all that is based, this is an exquisite post anon
>>6396661Holy. That's fucking lewd
it didnt close for me
>>6396629i nao no y u cri, bat its somtin i can neva du
>>6396872these little fuckers even fly around holy
>Just because it's free it means you can't criticizeDaily reminder that you are not allowed to bad-mouth or say anything mean about Kiara or Irys neither!
>>6396969LOW QUALITY BAIT TRY AGAIN
>>6396979shut the fuck up kiara
>>6396661>Suisei's girlfriendHoly shit I care now.
>>6396761It's fine Irys will bring you hope when her adjustment comes.
>>6396978me in the left going for her breasts. I swear niji designs are so simple yet so goddamn sexy.I love their lewd fanarts so much
>>6396979>criticizecriticism and shit-flinging are two big different things anon
For me, it's my hotwife Ange.
>>6397059your husband Ange?
>>6396979You're not forced to play this game like you are forced to hear kiara in every fucking colab she does or her threads.
>devs not here during the one time their game needs to have support>devs not here when they fucked up yesterday >devs not here to make sure the shit that happened yesterday doesn't happen again>all the other times devs fucked up>transparency The devs are niggers and anyone defending them are retards.
>>6397046That is indeed a simple Shrine maiden design compared to others
>>6397059why are you gay?
>>6397079>>6397088The deep voice is fake, she's reverse Towa.
>>6397059Can I fuck your wife Anon?
if I call Honk a nigger again, will he come back?
>>6397059Dude that's gay. I hope you're not into NTR
THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR NO MONETARY COMPENSATION, STOP BULLYING THEM
>>6397159And so is your mom, yet here you are.
Risu got in the fucking code and filled it with nuts.
For me, it's my hotwife Mashiro.
>>6397094The devs were here yesterday's thread you disgenous faggot.
>>6397178I'm gonna fill Risu with nuts
>>6397188how many coffees have you bought?
>>6397229More than you probably.
Hello everyone, Our terrible administration practices have caught up to us once again and for that we are terribly sorry. It seems this time the problem is more serious than last time so Honk is the only one who can solve it at this point in time. We will get him to work on it as soon as possible and will keep you informed of any progress. As before we will not ninja-adjust or change any mechanics without informing you in advance. The adjustment time has not changed from 9:05 AM, server time and we do not have any plans of changing it. I will be here to answer your questions while revising whatever part of the code I can. Thank you for playing our game and sorry for the recent mess.-Dev the third
Tokomachi supremacy taking over this thread>>6397188there are like 20 dollars there, honk is paying more than that for the servers
>>6397133Yes.>>6397146Why wouldn't you be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIhtejHP16w
>>6397242I will accept nothing less than a second rope in my inventory Devsama.
>>6397242for every fuckup, another rope onegai
>>6397242will prices crater again?
>>6397242Can you get Dev the Fourth to post tomorrow?
>>6397242Time for you to wake honks ass up
>>6397242Just like last time, will the adjustment stats include 1.5 days of data?
>>6397323this will be cool
After yesterday and then my tabs crashing while I was asleep, I could go for another rope.
>>6397242Make it work before i go to sleep in one hour
>>6397188Hope you brought some coffees anon otherwise it's useless bringing it up.
>>6397188you are the same seanigger that was complaining about the badge
>>6397242No problem, thanks for posting.Also this >>6397271
>>6397242Adjustment is delayed again, so will yesterday anomaly, where the system used 1.5-days view accumulation to compare with 1-day view accumulation, happen again today?
>>6397257btw buying multiple in one transaction only shows as 1, so we don't really know. but yes, you niggers should drop some coin if you're going to throw the poopoo
>>6397382I dont care about badges niggerchama
>>6397382 meant for >>6397358
>>6397242Make it work afterI wake up again in five hours
>>6397418you mean you didn't get the badge?
>>6397242time to buy more botan I hear.
>>6397447I didn't watch CocoI didn't buy Coco I don't care about Coco
>>6397487based>>6397478Bombshell Blondes Banking-chama...
>>6397419uooohhhhh vampire SEX
>>6397504I still don't understand anon....
>>6389023meant for >>6397419
This is now a Mel thread
>>6397242if I said nigger a couple of times more, will Jonqkue finally wake up?
>>6397551anon means everyone here knows who you are because you are illiterate
>>6397283You can expect a normal adjustment with some good greens. Last time cratering was unnatural and should not happen again. Which tie with >>6397323Question. In short, yes.The fundamental difference between this fuck up and the previous one is that data was not updated during adjustment this time. Therefore, the next adjustment will account for all the stat changes between the two adjustments. You know what this means, prepare accordingly.>>6397282>>6397271Let me check on the shed.-Dev the third
>>6397702I said it myslef i was illiterate
hey devchama, can I go to sleep now? just asking to be polite.
>>6397736>You can expect a normal adjustment with some good greens.
>>6397736I didn't even have time to get pissed at Satya for restarting my computer with honkbot running. Now I have even more time to unload bags, all is well. Thanks Devchama.
>>6397736Give us another rope
>>6397736"some" can mean 2.
>>6397504>Bombshell Blondes Banking-chama...Nah it ain't me. I've stopped posting Mel as much because I know there's a dedicated Melposter around. Besides, I've been collecting screenshots for the Timeloop OP that I'll use after the aggie.
>>6397736If it's gonna be an expected green day.. moon item pls?
>>6397825Ayamy and chammers are gonna be the only green...
>>6397825is it possible for....3 ropes before adjustment?
>>6397242I expect some good compensation for this. Either give me more Ayamy or triple the bog from yesterday
I can't believe /jp/s Mel poster killed himself.
I haven't even checked the numbers, I just assume everything is overbought since we got a combination of div money and 70% discounts and that I'm going to be crying.
>>6397736>Let me check on the shed.Where's my lawnmower
>>6397736>Therefore, the next adjustment will account for all the stat changes between the two adjustmentsuhh, what the fuck?So what happens on tomorrow's adjustment? We're getting half a day worth of views and getting bogged to oblivion?
>>6398077>We narrowly avoided getting bogged on what was otherwise a good day.Damn that was close.
>>6398077Sell everything now. The worst has yet to come.
>>6398114We're getting 1.5 on delayed one. What about the next?
>>63980772 days worth of views and a massive green day, just like when 9AM adjustments started
>>6398155do you liek timeloops?
>>6398077>>>6397736>>Therefore, the next adjustment will account for all the stat changes between the two adjustments>uhh, what the fuck?>So what happens on tomorrow's adjustment? We're getting half a day worth of views and getting bogged to oblivion?Fucking hell. Was preparing for what I expected at 9 AM. Some people who would've bogged streamed overnight.
>>6398230How does that make any sense?1.5x day and then 2x day?So we're gonna be bogged even harder since the fall will be not from 1.5x day, but from 2x?
I had 1694 coins at divs, i'm at 2248 now... When can i sell?!...
>>6398402Never.Buy On $LOOP
>>6398402>2248 coinsYou're asking to get bogged, start selling.
Dev you gotta be clearer, this shit does not make any sense now and will inevitably end up in massive bogging even if there's one green day inbetween.
>>6398355like devchama the 3rd said their scraper didnt get the right numbers last adjustment so it was more like a half day instead of a full day and a half of adjustment.in short if youre caught holding liquid on tomorrows adjustments youre going to regret it.
>>6398504How about on today's?
>>6398540Today becomes tomorrow
>>6397242Dev can early adopters of new talent get an item to remind to show everyone that they were there first?
I didn't catch the end of the last thread but I thought the conclusion reached was that Friday's views were somehow retroactively double counted, hence the massive drop without a big climb before hand.
>>6398504>like devchama the 3rd said their scraper didnt get the right numbers last adjustment so it was more like a half day instead of a full day and a half of adjustment.That's not what they said at all. Last adjustment's stats for that day were correct - the numbers they were adjusted against got fucked somehow.>>6398504>in short if youre caught holding liquid on tomorrows adjustments youre going to regret it.But somehow this is still correct.
>>6398504We didn't get half a day yesterday. The numbers before got fucked up.
>>6398643On tomorrow 9:00 AM adjustments, or in today 17:00 PM ones?
>>6398077We will have JUSTICE for yesterday's bogging ROPE will be an all time low.Screencap this
>>6398643well that makes it a bit more clear
>>6398722You will have a bigger rope waiting the day after, so I don't see why are you so happy.The current system is deflating coins, so red days will fuck you up more unless you liquidate everything.
>>6398704If today's late adjustment actually ends up including >1 day's stats, then tomorrow's at 9 AM is going to be red.>>6398732We all saw Thursday's view numbers on NASFAQ Friday morning, as we normally would.On Saturday morning, when NASFAQ calculated adjustments using Friday's correct view numbers, for some reason Thursday's view numbers were replaced with Wednesday+Thursday. So everything bogged.
>>6398821>If today's late adjustment actually ends up includingThat "if" is important.
>>6398722Everything is overbought because it was all so cheap, we're absolutely going to have a $rope day when we get our fixed adjustment in a few hours.
>>6398848We'll know once it actually happens.
.>tfw im going to miss the "late adjustment"
>>6399150Well at least you're gonna be in time for "half adjustment" that will come after. That's going to be "fun".
>>6398077>>6398155>>6398446 Wouldn't be good practice to tell you explicitly what the best plays are but I'm trying to be as clear as I can be. Adjustments are based on the variation in channel statistics between them. If you understand this then Its gonna happen exactly what you think is going to happen. We are also taking into account that with a longer time between them there are also more buy cycles so the overbuying mechanism has been pushed back a bit (It does not mean it is gone!). It will also remain lessened unless stated otherwise. Devchama and Honk do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.-Dev the third
I'm just going to keep buying and blame honk when I lose money, it seems to have worked so far.
>>6398636Ohasame, open your window, anon.
>>6399284Buy more Irys? got it thanks.
>>6399467Fuck it's even brighter outside how long have I been staring at these graphs?
>>6399284kore ga requiem da
I'm not a dev so I have no problems whatsoever telling everyone to completely liquidate every green they see today, and probably most of your reds, too.
>>6399875choco is not a real doctor?
I wasn't even planning to watch divegrass today but this late adjustment might make me to
>>6396978this activates my sex neurons
>>6400293And Gundou is not a real teacher.
>>6400421Lies. She teaches me sex ed on her vacant time
>>6400688Did you pass your prostate exam?
Hi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lets restartHi-Yes there was no adjustment today, I had a very large brain fart and the scraper we use simply did not run. But it's all better now. I'm a huge baka please forgive me, I'm sorry. We're gonna have adjustment at 5:05pm again today because why not. But note that this will be using numbers that I pulled just now, we will not be scraping again for the later adjustment. I want to promise you that this won't happen again but I won't do that. I really apologize, there were just a lot of kinks that needed to be sorted out as result of a good deal of changes we've made to the system over the past few days, so hopefully with this final yab we've squashed all the bugs. THANK YOU
>>6401339I can't wait for tomorrow's disaster. Thanks zhonk!
>>6401339>5:05pm again todayGuess I'll skip the adjustment today and hope everything are still green when I wake up
You guys got the new thread ready, right?Right?!
>>6401339zhonk please don't worry i'll always love you <3
>>6401996just the aggie right? coming up.
oh would you look at that, back to ten
>>6402509>>6402483>Latest SEC? Report: https://files.catbox.moe/n67s22.png (embed) (embed)
second time lucky