Attention all Whaleheads

[Anonymous No.]

Without arrogance or pride I say with certainty that I could fuck this VTuber.
Not in the terms of physically being able to, that much is obvious. In terms of raw sexual lust she would be drawn to me like a ship seeking safe harbor.
I do not intend to visit her. I will not attend any of her conventions or streams. I will do what I can to actively avoid her. This is for the mental well-being of her fans; who never had a chance to begin with.
Know that if she is your oshi, it is only because I allow it. If she were to encounter me her streaming career would suffer. Her every waking moment spent begging to bear my children.
I do not say this as a declaration of my intent. This is a declaration of fact.
I say this now so that her fans may know that if she misses a stream, it is not because of my desire, it was because of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

how'd a dog learn to type

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't read what you wrote. Where's the Baoberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>63596651
I will not be answering questions. Every post increases the likelihood of her finding me.
Which again, I am avoiding. Purely for the benefit of her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63596706
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

nobody cares bro, she was dating another vtuber most of her career
new cover's pretty good tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhzyS44r91I

[Anonymous No.]

>>63596086
>wanting to fuck the inflationtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>63596086
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>63596086
Are you a furry?
Because that's the only thing that would garner her attention. She's a gigantic furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>63596086
Thank you for all that information OP.