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A thread dedicated to our favorite hags! Previous thread: >>461096 >Notable Holo-Hags: >Mio Ookami: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp-5t9SrOQwXMU7iIjQfARg>Houshou Marine: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCzUftO8KOVkV4wQG1vkUvg>Inugami Korone: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChAnqc_AY5_I3Px5dig3X1QNiji-Hag:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeShTCVgZyq2lsBW9QwIJcwIf you know any more Niji or Indie hags post them as well
>>635932wish she got more appreciation
>>635932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-xMHWJUHkI want to do Mio doggy style, slap her ass and tell her to awoo for me.That is all.
>>636116I want to Gundou to have sex with a stranger while I watch!
>>635932I really enjoy Mio's comfy ukulele streams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaI4x3gDo0o&t=720s
>>635932Damn OP, how could you forget Botan?
>>635932>>636508cause im retarded, thanks for reminding me>La Lionhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUKD-uaobj9jiqB-VXt71mA
>>636482
>ange crying in the corner
>>635932Marine is average age for a holo, absolutely not a hag despite the memes
>>636644
I wish Mio was my mom! I want her to sing me to sleep with her ukulele!I know I can already do that with her ukulele streams but it's not the SAME god damn it i wanna cuddle her so much
>>635932Does this mean we're becoming a regular general? God I hope so
>>640668Depends on the level of interest
>>641037It is already one of the best threads on this board...
Love me some hags
>>635932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9tQ-xARdsmio best mom
>>642290>Mio showing her wolf power
>>642290I need Mio taking care of Romulus and Remus
>>642290why can't I be her baby
>>642524>forever stuck as simp>eternal suffering
>>642524>>642448
Friend posting!
>>642641
Stop lusting after hags, it's not good for you.
>>645296Your words and actions don't seem to match anon
>>645296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IMt81J4QAAthey dont make it easy for us
>>642290I enjoyed Mio bouncing up and down during that.
>>645296>not good for you[citation needed]
>>6422904:41Is mio canonically wearing a thong?
There's something special about Botan's Minecraft streams.
>>63686930 is average? Who is the oldest then?
>>64778527 if all the hints are to be believed.
>>645411yeah i could really say they make it HARD
cab we agree that Mio has shitty doctor?
>>648760looks more like Mio being a baka
>>648290
More sexy lion.
>>645296Better than simping for lolis.
>>647764I was watching a little bit of hers last night. No idea what she was saying because I can't speak Japanese, but her voice is so soothing. Has she ever done/considered doing an ASMR stream?
>>653212la lion!
>>653500she said she doesn't have a mic good enough
>>653709I think her mic is suitable for a basic video. Doesn't have to be crazy good, the voice matters more than the audio quality.
>>653736Apparently not enough for her. IF i'm not getting a schizo episode and confusing her with someone else she said she loves bathroom sounds and may make a bathroom asmr someday, i think it was in talks after minecraft stream with sign completion or something
I wanna put my dick in Korone's dusty, ancient vag so bad
I wonder if we will ever know what picture Mio-mama accidentally showed to Subaru
>>653864>we actually get a Botan bathroom lotion ASMR stream before it gets shut down by management
>>635932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWMlpYj7Nuwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7axm2_u_dxUbest Gundou clips
>>636779Is Ange a hagShe's 27 or 28 i think
>>646732Yes, a staple of hags that want to feel young.
>>653212>>636508https://streamable.com/hpqzwb
>>655756She doesn't act like one.
>>655921True, she acts like a desperate cake instead
>>655828I wish I was Taiga so bad...
>>656191>never get to chase Mio autistically around her apartment
>>656375is this legendary negative Mio?
>>656375>mio alterthey should make an official swapped color models for the girls
>>656336Before getting caught in her arms and drowned in kisses
>>656473Agree with this.
>>635932
>>656597>>656473Botan with dark hair would look pretty cool.
>>656375Ultra (Mommy) Instinct Mio
>>656686>Dark haired>White Adidas shirt with black stripes>White coat with black fur>Dark Eyes.Someone with the necessary abilities should draw this.
>>645296
>>656678Imagine being her student and telling to her face that you know she's Gundou.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrjNIAst_yo
>>656812an artist did that to fubuki's (actual) roommate
>>656875I love kurokami so much, hololive needs an actual S.
>>656912>>656875wish we got more of her
Hags are for?
>>658370Marrying and having many children with.
sexy doog
>>635932Can't confirm it but going by her voice alone, Kamishiro Kurea might be one.
>>658370Hugs!and breeding
>>658760she has a nice model, seems to do mostly ASMR tho
>>658924https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBQd84IW8OvM8H5jftHdvmw for other curious anons
>>658924She does a lot of stuff during morning streams
My brain is slowly being reprogrammed to have a positive association with the word hag. I will not be surprised if a day comes where I accidently call a girl a hag as a compliment.
>>645411>>655828The fact that she's usually reserved but has these little kinky things about her gets me diamonds.
>>661440There's nothing lewd about it anon, your mind is just dirty. But I also agree.
>>656375>Mio and FBK kid
>>661362I know that feelThank god i purposely avoid older women for dating irl. I'm sorry but I actually want defect-free kids
>>661733>defect-free kids>with your geneslmao
>>661440Yes you are a miofa of culture as well.
>>653500There were suggestions / requests for gunfire asmr the other day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtNjEbEzml0 hags live now
>>661708
>>645296At least they are legal.
Best doggo
>>640668I welcome it.>>641119Damn straight.
>>664803
>>664803https://youtu.be/OQo4mpxZCtE?t=39
>>666637Natural-looking tits really are the best.
>>666928Based sagchad. Let them heave like God intended.
>>666961Yeah. One of the worst things an artist who draws big tits can do is make them look hard and fake, like round balloons. They should look heavy, because they are.
>>667570When I become Emperor of the world, chromatic aberration will be banned. It's ruined too many good images.
>>635932>Mio tights
>>636508i love this image so much. love seeing the RU bros
>>664803>>666637How can a hag be this cute? Is it the autism?
>>668712cute hags are is the truth of the universe anon
>>645296What if I'm older than them though? If what I've read in other threads is true the only one older than me is Botan.
I love how she bought the Mother 2 cartridge instead of playing some port. It looks like crap but I can just imagine her joy over getting to feel the cartridge, manual, and console.
>>669359Don't bring this up anon, it hurts just a little bit.Like when I noticed that I passed Miura Azusa from [email protected]
>>669537That's [email protected]'s fault for making a 21 year old their designated hag for years
>>671290>doog and tree rrat
>>669533>ywn feel koro-san's cartridge, manual, and console
>>669359Same here -- to me they're just women.
>>647785She's 28, and at least 10 holos are over 30 including some surprising ones
>>635932>Marinedespite the boomer meme, she's still a nee-san, especially since Coco of friend isn't listed here. >niji-hagsbased. I hope we can add indie-hags as well
>>677534>Coco or Friend
>>669533>caring about getting actual snes and cartridgetop boomer move
Mio sure moved a lot during Bloom. She's doing her fitness reps.
>>684550Fit hag
>>684577fit for breeding
>>684577She was in so many of the songs, I loved it.
Never seen the sheep in one of these threads, even if you don't know about roommate stuff she gives off pure mommy vibes
>>686031i doubt sheep qualifies as hag
>>686213She does if age is the only criteria.
>>686272Age isn't the only thing, there's a reason Luna isn't considered a hag
>>686331Well Luna is a brat sure, but Watame would make a great mother.
>>686553not really
>>686819Yes she really be would why are you denying older sister sheep fetishes?
>>686928>older sistermaybe>great motherno
>>686553Watame's a giant crybaby who can't stop herself from streaming stupidly long hours, she needs to figure out how to take better care of herself and properly grow up before she could be a good mother.
>>669359Botan is older? She always comes across as younger with how she giggles at almost anything remotely funny in her streams (a trait I love btw).
>>687406her being a pc enthusiast in console land is already a big giveaway
>>687179>streaming stupidly long hoursAren't half the posters in this thread Koronefags? Either way working hard for your family is a good motherly trait
>>636508why is she considered a hag?
>>688225>he doesn't know
>>688151thinking about your family is more important and sheep is a big womanchild
>ctrl+f dola>0 resultscome on, bros
>>688353who
>>688270what? is it something stupid like doxx shit? lol sure. So basically absolutely nothing to do with her persona, coworker interactions, or lore?
https://youtu.be/DlZYG2NVaqoWhat is this only a brief glimpse of Mio with Friend
>>688337She's literally streaming so she can buy a house for her mom, and she rarely streams for more than 8 hours which is a perfectly normal working day
>>688695>She's literally streaming so she can buy a house for her mom[citation needed]>and she rarely streams for more than 8 hours which is a perfectly normal working daynot for japs
https://youtu.be/pH5dnBu73do
>>688782>ywn pp battle with Mio
>>688745>[citation needed]Seriously? Any redditor clipwatcher can just search it on Youtube and it's the first result. Do your Hololive lore reps before you talk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYUsrVqjQ8
>>688353I think of her more as an onee-san.>>688381Are you for real?
>>688940all i see is some literal who
https://youtu.be/CfZLjhdfGsM
>>689110my dick
>>688353I know virtually nothing about Dola, tell me about her hag qualifications.
>>689010>>688381we get it grandpa, you're a holoonly fag
>>689199Why would i care about nobodies?
>>689195mother of two. Relied upon by multiple people in niji and considered as a mother figure
>>688940>>688353https://streamable.com/lzk1ks
>>689295Just to clarify meidos, this is a joke with himawari and kuzuha, not roommate shit.
>>689301>>689326>>688940OOOHH MAMA MAMA
>>688940>Are you for real?Not him but yeah. However, I always welcome new hags.
>>688353Post more of her, then. We welcome hags from everywhere, doesn't just have to be Hololive.
Reminder, drakes don't have wings.
>Mio Alter>>656473>>656375
>>692858Still looks like a fancy FBK, they need to can it with white alts
>>693368I can sorta see it but you can still see that its Mio
>>688847People around these parts know very little about the JP roster's background yet they gobble up narratives left and right.Watame is a great person and deserves all the love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6-FgaMZ79oHag dance
>>695104cute
Honorary slightly-older-maiden?
>>695422More like Lamy ojisan!
>>695422
>>688396This whole thread is about doxxposting anon
>>688396It's what this thread is ultimately about, but you can tell just by watching that she's very experienced and mature. So yeah, try watching her.
BumpWould still be interested in Mr. Koro driving a slick car :)
>>696938Do you think Korone and other hags know how to drive a manual car?Maybe one of them can teach me how, it'd be super cute...
>>696975I meant to post that in the drawthread, but that would be incredible>they will never teach you how to drive a manual
>>697024>they giggle and pat your head when you accidentally stall out for the first time, then encourage you to try again and do your best
you mean in the us they teach you how to drive in an automatic? you guys just literally never drive manual in your life? I thought you guys learned manual so you could at least drive both. what do you do when you buy a manual, you just don't know how to drive it? are you still allowed on the road with your normal license in that case?
>>697121Separate licenses for automatics vs. manuals stopped being a thing in the mid 20th century, and manuals are a dying breed in the US. I'm happy with my automatic, but I'd take a manual if given the opportunity. They're pretty hard to find these days.
>>697146so what youre saying is there are people driving around in a manual in the us who for all intents and purposes have just an automatic licence? damn...I mean I guess it doesn't matter but damn...
>>697121sorry eurofriend, i myself was unfortunately taught to drive in a Prius :( we're still 'allowed' to drive a manual, just literally don't know howi know the mechanics of how a manual works and i could probably drive one like a feeble grandma, but i don't have the experience of doing so
>>696975She knew instantly how to jump a car in A Way Out at least
>>697284>Korone once led a secret life of petty crime before settling down to become a VtuberI do have a thing for bad girls...
>>697284>>697327Maybe it's from one of those old weird kusoge she likes.
>>696975Botan is the only holo I know about that talked about driving. She did so while driving around in her watch dogs 2 playthrough.
>>697121>what do you do when you buy a manualMost people in the states don't bother with manuals at all. Considering how bad the majority of drivers are, I'm almost thankful for it.Knowing and driving manual is almost exclusively an enthusiast skill here. It's unfortunate, but there are some upsides to it, like many manual cars being much cheaper than their auto variants, and them being nearly theft proof.
>FBK streaming the nintendo directYes, I'm thinking BASED
>>698737She's being extra cute today.
>>697443Noel drives too iirc but considering most of them live in a city that's expensive as shit to drive in and has the best public transport system in the world I'm sure most don't bother
Oh shit this actually reached 4 million a little while ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_6oIGTrbgI completely missed it.
>>688225anon....
I want to make a mid-30s woman a mother
>>688353I'm not familiar with this semen demon but I think I'm going to have to check her out.
>>698737you can't post pics like that without some fucking sauce
>>703738dont think were allowed to post full lewds here but the artist is kujira pasta
friend posting!
>>703928thanks, time for some cat whale friend action
danger doog
>>705969>>705115>>704847>>704195Hagorone
>>706614Is that really her?she's so cute
>>706614s-sugoi...
>Talk about hololive moms>I'm still older than they areFeels bad. I love Mio though, I'd make her a mom but only after we're married
This thread smells like old people.
https://youtu.be/2l_6oIGTrbgI've listened to this every day for a week and I still tear up
>>708469god i want to cum in a hag's womb as i inhale their scent of prunes and stale aspirin
Smol Miosha
>>724329twitter link?
>>724443https://twitter.com/zeo_368_2
>>724500based i wish jap fucks learned to sign their shit someday
Here's your newest mom, /hag/.
>>697068>>697024What you want isn't a hag,it's a parent
>>725059and these are mutually exclusive how?
>>725004fuck off with your pedo bait
>>725167https://youtu.be/HmjJwlgfrCY?t=49
>>725004Anything that doesn't have large titties that sag a bit so that they bounce a lot when they ride you is fucking disgusting.
>>725254>korone>titspick one
>>725283How can a blind person type?
>>725338This is what, like B?
>>725397t. virgin
>>725411Says he on fucking 4channel of all places
>>725426there's these things called prostitutes anon
>>725669Cringe
I wish I was as cool as this lion.
>>725669sexy sensei
>>726534>cool
>>728167She's the coolest.
>>728167yes
>>725059My parents raised me well and I was never abused. I just like the idea of having a friend or partner who exhibits some of these traits, but it's not a dealbreaker. Are you projecting, anon?
>>728994la lion
>>735307la king
>>732234Congratulations you're the exception to the rule
BIG GOD MION.
>>752869>subaru card
There should be more non horny posts.
>>755003
>>755003Ogeyhttps://youtu.be/tsRSzV_WUes?t=107This is one of my favorite Mio clips, the complete obliviousness to her own mama appeal while at the same time talking about it in the most motherly way possible drives me fucking crazy, not just in a horny way, but in a "I'd marry this woman in a heartbeat" way.
>>755003>non horny posts.>Miopick one
What even "Mio-sha" means?
>>635932Isn't Luna a hag too?
>>758234In terms of age, but she doesn’t act or have the look of a hag
>>758093It means MioshaMANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xaBT7SAAvM
>>759959Korone doesn't either really outside of playing some weird ass games and occasional touchy moments
>>760242>That endingYabe
>>761598I still have PTSD.
>>755499>not called mama by fansBoy has that changed now even other holos call her a mama.
>>761683Didn't know erection is called this way now
>>762011The holo girls are so lucky. They have unrestricted access to Miosha.
>>764141>unrestrictedMio-mama is FBK's property
>>764623They're just friends anon. Friends!
>>764738nopemio is wifesimps are friendsknow the difference
Fubuki is Mio's property
>>764948
>>765140>never everwhy should you hurt me so much
>>765185
>>765200
>>765288
>>755611Hey, I can make non-horny posts about Mio. I just don't particularly want to.
>>765140>>765200>ywnWhy do you do this to me, anon
>>764821Shut up, I want to dream that I have a chance.
>>767080if cloning was real everyone could have a Mio or FBK wifeblame moralfags
>>637227>resting finger on triggerThe Poihag would not be that amateur.
>>767123>orhow about both?
You guys think Korone gives nice hugs?
>>771065only to Okayu
>>771342
>Ctrl + F "Rindou">Phrase not found>"Mikoto">Phrase not found>"warawa">Phrase not found>"onimama">Phrase not found>Scroll through thread>Don't see her anywhereThat's a wrong that must be righted.
>>775683It's still a relatively new general on a relatively new board. We'll take suggestions.
>>775683tell us about them
>>775683I like her singing streams, but I wasn't aware of her hagdom.Please do elaborate.
>>768336
I sure hope you're watching Mio's utawaku.
>>775683literally who
>>7884751k more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqjjua9IMFY
>>788475500 more to go! Legit one of the best singers in the company.
>>789517I could listen to her forever, but her throat needs a break after this.
600K YAY!
600k Mio mama! Be sure to listen to her archive if you missed it.
there is clearly something wrong with you idiots not recognizing this...
is this not controversial enough for you? Are good things not worth caring about any more? You sadden me.
what the fuck is happening here
>>762250mio gebu awoke something in me I wasn’t aware of
>>792228I blame him.
>>794292>rgb keyboardmio-mama....
>>794353She's just trying to fit in the kids anon
>>796065i want to fit my kids into Mio-mama
>>775683Every hag is welcome.
>>768336The lack of Mio/FBK 3P is a tragedy. I've seen maybe 2 good images and doujins are dead until Comiket comes back.
>>635932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOsX9_ueDkYOlder hag wolf chases down young usegi
>>799233could peko even be called young
What is our official stance on Pekomama?
>>799738GOATDoesn't even matter what she looks like, great voice and personality.imagine you being a particular psycho and finding pekomama, seduce her get her to move in with you, get pekora to move in with you. Now you got a two for one deal.
>>799738>>799821>never gonna get a holomilfs divison
>>799821>two psychos in one housei'd rather not, what are you gonna do next, make suisei and haachama move in too?
>>800307
>>800307yes
>>793466Imagine Mio deepthroathing you and then releasing it all over your dick. And then holding her head down and telling her to keep going.
>>799233That sneeze was super cute.
>>799821>>799871>>800307I am hard
>>635932What's the appeal?
>>801419being a mommy gf you will never ever get
>>799738Heavenly voice, need more of her
>>799738better than Pekora
>>801419Heavenly voice, chill also very cute avatar
https://files.catbox.moe/tgpbrd.mp4It saddens me that there's no singing collab with Mio and ShubaOr just any singing collabs with Mio. Like Nene and Mio singing collab would be really good.
>>802614>no Botan and Mio singing collab
I'm fucking impressed by Botan, she seems very well educated judging by the quiz where all other Hologals failed horribly and she just did question after question without having to even think about the answer.
>>802682she's much smarter than the level she usually allows herself to show to people
botan love!
Friend!
>>803577or devil friend
>>799738Very cute, I wish she'd start Vtubing on her own with a Pekomama model.
>>803318Her latest Trials video was a lot of fun.
What is your favorite type of streams from your Oshi? Mine is Mio's singing/Ukulele streams
>>806893Her collabs are also amazing. She's shit at video games but I usually like her game streams, it's like watching your mom play video games in an endearing way.Any zatsudan where I can understand everything are probably my favorite too.
>>806893botan bullying her alcoholic elf wife
>>807687>キタアア>エヘヘヘ>アアアア>ウフフフ
>>807687
>>807687Is Lamy actually a heavy drinker or is it a meme?
>>809354Not a meme, she drinks like a fish on stream
>>809421Women that enjoy alcohol are my fetish.