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The Overseer edition

This thread is for the discussion of vtuber wrasslin' feds, official vtuber streams of wrestling content, and the various fan projects they inspire.

HoloFightZ, the original fan project to bring Hololive to the squared circle.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGgJUUcCCg5dzRkyG8-fNBw
>Archive Magnet Links - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13yW33SdapXW5GEuKu4uFFjM3bH-cr0dUSr0jLjhZQfE/edit#gid=0
>Music Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVRBbmPJfj21iujCdCYLRW6LkzymhskT
>Website - https://holofightz.surai.xyz/
>Latest Stream - Stream 55 (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
>Upcoming Stream - Next weekend

HFZ Dark, the DEFINITELY CANON story of the Holo fans, the Holostars, graduated Hololive talents, and the stories that bind them together.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainKaze/videos
>Latest Stream - HFZ DARK If Episode 2
>Upcoming Stream - TBA

Clash of Chuubas, the tale of Anon as he navigates the world of indies and small corpo chuubas.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/clashofchuubas
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/@cocvodarchive9119
>Latest Stream - CoC Season 2 Episode 13
>Upcoming Stream - TBA

World Daipan Classic, the long-awaited fan project bringing Nijisanji to the squared circle.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/worlddaipanclassic
>Latest Stream - fight forever
>Upcoming Stream - TBA

Extreme Chuuba Wrestling, an ongoing effort to bring smaller chuubas to the ring to settle the score.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalusch
>Latest Stream - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1981122050
>Upcoming Stream - this weekend

Squared Circuit, a kitchen sink project focused primarily on AI-adjacent vtubers and related things
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/squaredcircuit
>Latest Stream - Episope 5
>Upcoming stream - TBA

Lord of the Board 2
>Sign-ups - CLOSED
>Stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qpfkzU9NPo4ZwvU6dwpFP0LNDebDeAQ6ae6h5rGFnl8/edit#gid=0
>LotB1 VODs - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNZKr2HVEMwbDnrOir32Bx6yq7eLI2U8a

Official vtuber streams of wrestling-based vtuber content
>V&Unfinished Business - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6veaPOABEw
>Latest Chuuba Battle Tournament - [Archive Missing]
>Latest CXW - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1824364262
>Latest HoloFighter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fIFY2BWepY
>Latest WrestleSanji - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfMtXKTijyM

Older Content, kept here for posterity and the odd chance that it might get updated or expanded
>HoloFC - https://www.twitch.tv/holofighting
>HFZ META - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSodFBC5MFatrObgl3Qh91Q/videos
>/vt/ Fight Night - No Archive Links.
>Guerilla Chuuba Wrestling - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xPPNQ1OYDk [Graduated]
>MAG SMACKDOWN RAW - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4C_HVHuNmc [Graduated]
>MythNight - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNq4d4vpe0I [Last Stream: Over 1 Year Ago]

Other Thread Projects
>HFZ/Dark/META/WDC/HoloFC stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m9JlKuHCtKrVO3_JKQy3FteyLUqKo3DABREb1Okh8tg/edit?usp=sharing
>Team /hfz/ Divegrass Archive - https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hfz/

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At long last, announcing Lord of the Board 2's schedule!
The event will take place over 3 weekends in December: 9th, 10th, 16th, 17th, 23rd, and 24th. Each match day will start at 12p ET and continue until the streamer is dead or we finish the day's matches.
Tag Team Names Pending.

Here is the match card for Day 1:
>12:00p - Opening
>12:10p - People's Champion Match [/lig/ vs /hag/ vs /morig/ in a Triple Threat Title Match]
>12:20p - Singles Group A: /asp/ vs Himemori Luna
>12:35p - Singles Group B: /hfz/ vs /koopa/
>12:50p - Tag Ro28: Ogey Rrat vs DeathStar
>1:05p - Singles Group C: /corpo/ vs /savior/
>1:20p - Singles Group D: /ltg/ vs /pcg/
>1:35p - Singles Group E: /vtai/ vs /vt/uber Drawthread
>1:50p - Tag Ro28: BlackStar vs LIGMA FROG
>2:05p - Singles Group F: /hag/ vs /mans/
>2:20p - Singles Group G: /vsj/ vs /choc/
>2:35p - Singles Group H: /who/ vs /pyon/
>2:50p - Tag Ro28: Fighting WACTOR EX vs Toaster & Kettle
>3:05p - Singles Group I: /eien/ vs /fvr/
>3:20p - Singles Group A: /cc/ vs /uoh/
>3:35p - Singles Group B: /vnug/ + /kr/ vs /yo/
>3:50p - Tag Ro28: Maldives Mavens vs The Library
>4:05p - Singles Group C: /jidf/ vs /HiRyS/
>4:20p - Singles Group D: Lamy's Huge Boobies vs /WACTOR/
>4:35p - Singles Group E: Anya Global vs Anya-Petra Global
>4:50p - Tag Ro28: Bear Force One vs [Here]
>5:05p - Singles Group F: /grave/ vs Semi-Regular Sana Thread
>5:20p - Singles Group G: Now that the dust has settled vs /mayo/
>5:35p - Singles Group H: /tsunX/ vs /holoX/
>5:50p - Day 1 Main Event: 25 Minutes Hell In A Cell The Clash Of Ideas and Dreams On Top Of The Millenium Everwinter Garden Tower Of One Million Cherry Blossom between /hfz/ and THEかなたへようこそ.

>> No.63488007

Here is Day 2's Match Card:
>12:00p - Opening & Intro
>12:10p - Color War 2 [/choc/ vs /pink/ vs AkiChocoMel in a Triple Threat Match]
>12:20p - Singles Group I: /pplg/ vs /feet/
>12:35p - Singles Group A: /wg/ vs /fbk/
>12:50p - Tag Ro28: Collab Soon? vs The Punished
>1:05p - Singles Group B: duck vs AkiChocoMel
>1:20p - Singles Group C: /pkg/ vs /vdere/
>1:35p - Singles Group D: /gem/ vs /vsj+/
>1:50p - Tag Ro28: 4clover vs The Mandate
>2:05p - Singles Group E: /pcgia/ vs /ybc/
>2:20p - Singles Group F: /wawa/ vs /orc/
>2:35p - Singles Group H: /hlgg/ vs /vrt/
>2:50p - Tag Ro28: Sad Girl Company vs Low Blood Pressure
>3:05p - Singles Group I: /vag/ vs /log/
>3:20p - Singles Group A: /#/ vs /wao/
>3:35p - Singles Group B: /morig/ vs /nasfaqg/
>3:50p - Tag Ro28: /okfams/ vs Skynet FC
>4:05p - Singles Group C: /nina/ vs /vsinger/
>4:20p - Singles Group D: /haha/ vs Amelia Watson Appreciation Thread
>4:35p - Singles Group E: /nade/ vs THEかなたへようこそ
>4:50p - Tag Ro28: The Fate of All vs ManStars
>5:05p - Singles Group F: 星街すいせい vs /vtrp/
>5:20p - Singles Group G: /yeah/ vs /nenmen/
>5:35p - Singles Group H: /rape/ vs /lig/
>5:50p - Day 2 Main Event: Kiara's Hand in Marriage [/mep/, /morig/, Amelia Watson Appreciation Thread, and /wawa/ in a TLC Match for a briefcase with marriage papers for Takanashi Kiara]

Day 3/4's match cards will be posted at the end of Day 2, as they are reliant on Day 1/2's results.
All times in ET.
Event will be streamed on the divegrass cytube, as with last time.

>> No.63488146

>>63487873
>The Clash Of Ideas and Dreams On Top Of The Millenium Everwinter Garden Tower Of One Million Cherry Blossom
What?

>> No.63488272

>Can you actually stick to the schedule this time?
There is a bit of buffer scheduled between matches to allow for entrances, load times, and crashes. We can't guarantee the schedule will be 100% accurate, but you shouldn't be too far off if you tune in when /yourthread/'s match is scheduled to start.
If we start running too far ahead, we have a list of exhibition matches we can dip into for time padding. We also have a library of old promos (and possibly some new ones) to use for smaller gaps.
>Will there be commentary?
Commentary sign-up form will be going up later today. For matches where no commentator signs up, we'll play music or something.

>> No.63488321

>>63488146
It's a timed Hell in a Cell match.

>> No.63488326

>>63487873
>>63488007
>not even trying to hide how rigged it is

>> No.63488378

>>63488321
I can see that but wtf is that name?

>> No.63488473

>>63488378
That's what the match was called in the promo that booked it, I'm pretty sure.

>> No.63488581

>>63488378
It's a Yakuza reference and that should tell you everything about who came up with it

>> No.63488731

>>63487873
You should have listed what threads the tag teams are composed of because these names don't tell me anything

>> No.63489056

>>63488007
>/wg/ vs /fbk/
Kek

>> No.63489112

>>63488731
I forgot that the last thread died before I could go over the tag team names.
Here's what we have provisionally.
>[Here] - /choc/ and /asp/ and /tactical/
>/okfams/ - /doog/ and /mogu/ and /yo/ and /mion/
>4clover - /wvt/ and /koopa/
>Autism & Fun - /hfz/ and /ybc/
>Bear Force One - /haha/ and /who/
>BlackStar - /nijiEN/ and /warkop/
>Bucko Bots - /tsunX/ and /vrt/
>Collab Soon? - Amelia Watson Appreciation Thread and /HiRyS/
>Creation Club - /log/ and /vt/ Drawthread
>DeathStar - /morig/ and 星街すいせい
>Fame & Fortune - /#/ and /nasfaqg/
>Fighting WACTOR EX - /fig/ and /WACTOR/
>Jews & 2Views - /jidf/ and /ppg+/
>Justice League - /gem/ and /uoh/
>LIGMA FROG - /lig/ and /vsj/
>Low Blood Pressure - /hag/ and /wao/
>Magical Shadow - /shon/ and /nina/
>Maldives Mavens - /wawa/ and /mep/
>ManStars - /mans/ and /stars/
>Ogey Rrat - /hlgg/ and /rrat/
>Sad Girl Company - Lia from Phase Connect and /pcg/
>Secret Society - /mayo/ and /holoX/ and /pink/
>ShubaLunaChoco - Himemori Luna and AkiChocoMel and duck
>Skynet FC - /vtai/ and /wAIfu/ and /swarm/
>The Fate Of All - /savior/ and /grave/
>The Library - The Shiori Novella and /wg/
>The Mandate - /corpo/ and /vdere/
>The Punished - /freak/ and /pyon/
>Toaster & Kettle - /vsj+/ and /999/+/voms/

Please feel free to suggest better names for some of these.

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>>63487626
>>Upcoming Stream - Next weekend

>> No.63490304 [DELETED] 

>>63489112
>they actually accepted out invitation
we're so back

>> No.63490369

>>63489112
>they actually accepted our* invitation
we're so back

>> No.63491345

>>63490369
who

>> No.63493003
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>> No.63494626

With the influx of zoomers in hololive, do you think that there will be an influx of zoomers in hfz?

>> No.63495160

>>63494626
>implying they aren't already here

>> No.63495396

>>63494626
He doesn't know.

>> No.63495441

>>63495160
>>63495396
I have not seen anyone post about the riddler or whatever bathroom thing, so they have been hiding if they are here

>> No.63497396

>>63487873
>>63488007
A couple of errors here due to some match re-ordering we had to do to avoid the wrestlers being too worn out from double booking. The actual order of matches is correct, but the groups are incorrectly labelled.
>/#/ vs /wao/ is Group I, not Group A
>Every subsequent Group is mis-labeled, and should be the previous group.

>> No.63497728

>>63497396
MaidOfCharts? More like MaidOfKWAB

>> No.63497959

>>63497396
Is it physically impossible for an OP to not lie?

>> No.63501727

Kwab to idol drama

>> No.63502105

>>63501727
Oh no CoCOP don-
>he didn't debut Riro
how did he know

>> No.63503871

>>63502105
can we open a nasfaq bet on the fact if Riro was one of the models CoCOP made but who graduated before he could release it? i feel like that nigger has killed more chuubas by creating CAWs than all other feds together

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>>63502105
>>63503871
I already said I despise attempting cunny models.

>> No.63507935

>>63507607
oh yeah, that was a thing
WHEN IS THE NEXT STREAM YOU FUCKER

>> No.63508060

>>63507607
give me back Purin

>> No.63508223

>>63487873
>>12:10p - People's Champion Match
need the statistics aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.63509073

>>63508223
10 requests each.

>> No.63511070

>>63509073
What did he mean by this

>> No.63513602

fuckin DIE

>> No.63514601

KWAB

>> No.63515951

Alright anon this is how we're gonna do it
>I hit you with the sage lockup
>you get me with the "not yet"
>I whip you into a corner "it's over"
>you take a few choppas as I post K, W, then A
>catch the last B post with the Ayame spot
>I'll get distracted by a sudden OP tweet run-in
>while I'm looking towards the backstage you go do the rollup pin
Ready?

>> No.63516480

who's the CM Punk of /hfz/?

>> No.63518578

dead thread dead fed

>> No.63519074

>>63518578
no that would be you

>> No.63521091

>>63507607
CoCOP.. the streams...

>> No.63521177

>>63516480
Rushia.

>> No.63521242

>>63511070
Each of the threads in the People's Champion match were requested by 10 other threads each.

>> No.63521444

>>63488007
>/rape/ vs /lig/
As it should be

>> No.63523889

Commentary Sign-Up Sheet: https://forms.gle/UN1CzcugswPZcaCW9
Commentary will be one per match + the streamer. Signing up does not guarantee you the match slot.

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>> No.63531287

we should merge with /vag/

>> No.63535105

goodnight hfz

>> No.63535152

>>63507607
>filtered by making cunny models
You are weak and that's why anteaters bully you on a daily basis

>> No.63535593

>>63516480
Kiara.

>> No.63535594

Those anteaters? Me

>> No.63539449

Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a match for the tag team titles between the Acolytes and X-Pac & Kane, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Sunday at Summerslam the winner of that match will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert. The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'

So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt

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>> No.63541079

>>63540800
ITS MINE YOU FAGGOT, GIVE IT TO ME

>> No.63542213

>>63540800
Is this the guy who spent $10000

>> No.63542662

>>63539449
Unironically, what did Taker mean by this

>> No.63542900

>>63542662
He was confirming to everyone that the big show is one cold blooded tough badass motherfucker by telling an anecdote about leaving him to survive being stranded in the death valley.

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>>63542662

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>>63542900
>the big show is one cold blooded tough badass motherfucker

>> No.63545359

>>63540800
>you're

>> No.63547113

>page 11
Is this the end for this general? Tune in next week for the next exciting episode of /hfz/!

>> No.63548879

Nyo

>> No.63549888

>>63547113
>next week
There's ECW happening this weekend

>> No.63551138

CoC(k) and HFZ will be real this week
I habeeb

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>> No.63553437

>>63553022
What's ci so smug about

>> No.63553918
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63553918

Just some questions, Will LotB2 have the same logo as LotB1 picrel but just the number II added?
And will the theme color be the same purple thumbnail or something else different?

>> No.63554962

LotB2 is gonna be fucking amazing, bros

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>>63553437

>> No.63557188

>>63553437
Hijacking /vsinger/'s rep slot, probably

>> No.63560382

>10

>> No.63561764

G-glorious...

>> No.63563225

>>63507607
Does your anteater know that you're posting here?

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>Lia from Phase Connect died before bump limit for the very first time and they are unsure how to pursue forward
will they get pulled from LOTB?

>> No.63565003

>>63564788
Some of the participating threads are literally dead and /hfz/ itself constantly KWABs before hitting the bump limit. You'll be fine, Liabros

>> No.63565115

>>63564788
We'll be expecting your letter of resignation within the next 24 hours.

>> No.63565209

>>63564788
i don't get their autism. pretty much every solo girl general kwabs from time to time except the really huge girls like gura etc and they are the biggest vtubers in the world
who cares bake again

>> No.63565761

>>63564788
Lia trying to dodge Whiskey now?

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>>63564788
Mmmm, that's a bottle of Jack and a pure strike for every post short of the bump limit.

>> No.63566673 [DELETED] 

>>63566511
>it kwab'd at 293 posts on a thread that was only alive for 17hours
literally how

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>> No.63571944

Yeah, sure, kwab. See if I care.

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>> No.63575896

Streams?

>> No.63577868

>>63564788
>205-1
kwabros how will we ever recover

>> No.63580654

kwab of the board

>> No.63583786

>1,200 years since Stack posting
I (still) fucking love Stack, bros

>> No.63585632

>>63553918
lotb2's logo is here >>63487873

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Licking towas abs

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>>63587841

>> No.63589103

>>63588006
of course a robot would like AI drawings

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>> No.63595159

>10

why is the board so fast

>> No.63596487

>>63595159
who nose

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>>63583786
>3000 years since last Mel sexo post

>> No.63602043

>>63598603
im sorry, its been so long because I came to death

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>> No.63603924

HAATONS BTFO

>> No.63604019

Yup, it's all over...

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>>63603332

>> No.63606123

live...

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>>63606123
Maybe later.

>> No.63609222

>>63607188
This ain't a fed I recognize

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I sleep

>> No.63610869

>>63610069
>Ci after I tossed her off the steel cage

>> No.63611416

>ok here's how we're gonna do the match
>we get on top of the cage then you toss me off
>then I climb back up and you toss me off
>then I climb back up and you toss me off
>then I climb back up and you toss me off
>after that we go back into the ring, I hit you with my finisher and you go down for the 1 2 3

>> No.63612274

>>63611416
okay but I think I saw this match 6 times already

>> No.63612383

>Ci
>winning matches

>> No.63614002

>>63612383
Afraid so.

>> No.63616881

It's over

>> No.63617061

i wish i didnt suck so i could draw nene as barthelomew kuma climbing

>> No.63617093

>>63616881
nah you are

>> No.63617121

>>63617093
Huh? What you mean?

>> No.63617174

>>63617121
you're putting asses in seats and I bought all your merch

>> No.63617212

>>63617174
ok how u know

>> No.63618480

die

>> No.63618481
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>> No.63621055

AND A KICKOUT AT 10

>> No.63621305

>>63621055
THE HEART

>> No.63623023

>>63539449
Time for frivolities hath ended, sit yeselves down and quieten thine chatter! For later on this eve, there shall be a duel for the team honours 'tween the Acolytes and the knaves Xpac and Kane, verily verily, it matters not. As I proclaim! On the day of the Sun, at the festival of Summertide, the victor of the duel shall bear arms 'gainst mine! Seeking to test mine companion, I sought to challenge his mettle. I commanded Paul Bearer to send pigeons to our comrades at ye Local den of 81 Outlaws - Paul doth sayeth we shall require two steeds for a ride int' the desert. The squire replied 'Brother Paul, know'st we do that the Dead Man can handle such! Forsooth, we harbour doubt t'wards the Big Show! For in the month o'August, the temperature rises to 120 weights of heat in the midst of the Valley of Death!' He sayeth 'The only creatures that survive in the desert art the cold-blooded...the crooked serpents that crawl!' Paul sayeth 'Forbear thine doubts, and for the steed of the Big Show ye shall only pack nuff feed to last til the middle of the desert and nary enuff to travel back!'

So we set off - we arrive int' the midst of the Valley of Death - 120 weights of heat, the steed of the Big Show hath collaps'd. I doth draw my steed next to him and query him thus: 'The heat doth rise to 120 weights, howst will thou survive?' He doth stareth me strait int' mine eyes, with no lapse, he sayeth 'I shall wait til ye fall aslumber, then I shall plunge mine blade in 'tweenst yon back, carve thine flesh, craft mineself a coat, and I shall eat THINE flesh til I find provisions!' I sayeth 'Bravo ye giant! But I doth slumber not a wink!' afore I ride off and abandon him. Thus I wait ont' far reach of the desert. Two days doth pass, he emerges with a tabard and boots made from serpent skin, carrying his Harleth-Davidsons steed on his shoulder. The moral of mine tale be thus! The festival of Summertide shall now be knownst as Armageddon! The foolish who partake...will be hurt!

>> No.63624300

Okay, so here’s my thoughts about our next match, anon. Listen closely now:
>I’ll tear both quads getting into the ring
>you pin me and I put you over

>> No.63625517

Here's how our match is really gonna go:
>you show up to the match
>I don't show up to the match
>you win by a count-out, but I still retain the belt

>> No.63625964

>>63625517
Reminds me of this legendary TFR match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTwSI51tQ_E&t=14909s

>> No.63628362

Alright, here's how this thread gonna look like:
>kwab

>> No.63628548

Holofightz acrylic stands when

>> No.63628600

>>63628548
Not unless you wanna end up in jail like the last guy who attempted to make physical HFZ merch

>> No.63628709

Holofightz plushies...

>> No.63628868

>>63628600
hey, he got out of jail

>> No.63629529

has /数字/ expressed any interest at joining LOTB, and how will the fed deal with /#/ having two split generals now?

>> No.63632005
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Next WDC stream will be at this weekend Sat 25:00 jst, with some fight forever match type
Let me know if other feds already took the same time slot, if so, them stream will move to next Monday 25:00 jst

>> No.63633413
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>25:00

>> No.63633726

>>63632826
>25:00
Whæt

>> No.63633955

>>63629529
They'll need to survive until LotB3 cause they sure as hell aren't getting into LotB2.

>> No.63634216

>>63629529
>/数字/
Who?
>/#/ has a split now
Lord of the Board does not allow /jp/ threads. We have enough problems on our own board without invaders.

>> No.63634351

>>63634216
>Who?
>>63628192
>Lord of the Board does not allow /jp/ threads. We have enough problems on our own board without invaders.
That's a /vt/ thread though

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>>63629529
LotB2 entrants are locked in, so I don't care.
I will maybe possibly care when LotB3 happens.

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>> No.63639434

>>63639331
Must be a trick of the light, but is that..

>> No.63639542

>>63639434
A whore? Yes

>> No.63641370
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Where's the tweet OP

>> No.63642303

>>63641370
How can OP tweet if he’s(female) not real?
Checkmate, /hfz/

>> No.63642834

Is OP... you know...

>> No.63643952

>>63642834
>>63639542

>> No.63647653

>10

>> No.63648125

>>63647653
Hey, I’m trying to KWAB over here

>> No.63650309

>>63648125
Is it FCA?

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>>63609222
It's from a time before.

>> No.63661984
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Keep the thread alive

>> No.63662028
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I'm tired of defending

>> No.63662183

>>63661984
>>63662028
the duality of /hfz/

>> No.63664210

STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR GLORIZZLER

>> No.63665991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZJtMLMG_QA

>> No.63667270

>>63665991
you will have a Christmas special stream right OP??

>> No.63669879
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Streams?

>> No.63670436
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I am so tired of the pointless ritualposting and rehearsed /pw/ speak and goddamn Ci/Ayame image spam. The thread used so be so fun back in the day and now it's just a shell of its former glorious self. Might as well let it die until WDC if nobody is gonna cut promos for LotB or announce anything important.
>worked
>ya seethe?
>he shooting
>never gonna make it with the wolves
Yeah

>> No.63670631

>>63670436
Anything else?

>> No.63670650

>>63670436
fine speech

>> No.63670658

>>63670436
>nobody is gunna cut promos
Be the change you want to see, make a promo

>> No.63670667

>>63670436
The thread is just waiting for your promo, so go ahead!

>> No.63670841

>>63670436
its more sparse this time around but there was some

>> No.63672025

>>63670436
You had a steady supply of tourists who can fuel discussion back then, not to mention weekly streams. It's only gonna get worse from here anonchama.

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It's almost like you jabronis weren't here for the big hiatus. Now that was some rough shit.

We've got way more stuff going on now than back then, and even OP streams semi-regularly now.

>> No.63672858

>getting worked by ritualposts
Couldn’t be me.
>cut a promo
Couldn’t be me
>streams?
Couldn’t be me
>falling for the blue jobber
Couldn’t be me
>not defending
Couldn’t be me
>bullying Towaposters
Me
>lovin’ Stack
Me
>married to hfzOP
Me
>luv’ chuuba wrasslin’
Me
>watches all the feds
Me
>wondering when Watamageler will stream Elden Ring (forma de Alton)
Me

>> No.63673121

>>63672858
When my computer can handle streaming elden ring. So like in 5 years when I can afford a new computer. At least the dlc will be out then.

>> No.63673162

>>63673121
>So like in 5 years when I can afford a new computer
bro... /vt/ won't be around by then

>> No.63673315

>>63673162
LotB will save vt

>> No.63673423

>>63673121
>5 years
true sufferkino, can’t wait

>>63673162
/hfz/ will be the final bastion of /vt/. All shall graduate, but OPbeats will survive.

>> No.63674595

OP should steal the AI generated lore technology from TFR.

>> No.63675490
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>> No.63675682

>>63675490
Here's a realistic ending for you, smark: I hit you with my finisher and pin you clean in the middle of the ring after a 1 minute squash match.

>> No.63677069

KWAP?

>> No.63678277

>>63675682
That don't work for me, brother
>kick out at 1
>throw you outside the ring
>do a suicide dive
>botch it and break my neck

>> No.63678581

>>63673121
When's the Donothon?

>> No.63680112
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>> No.63680614
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Paul Heyman here, /hfz/ will have a friendly divegrass match against /fig/ come January 28.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_6_Friendlies

>> No.63680657

>>63680614
If we lose we're merging with them

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>>63680614
Hell yeah

>> No.63681083

>>63680657
And if we win they merge with us.

>> No.63682124

>>63680614
finally a good event

>> No.63682143

>>63680614
Wasn't it supposed to be Paul Henyaman?

>> No.63683421

>>63682143
>/hfz/
>remembering gimmicks
Pick one

>> No.63683509

>>63683421
huh? what you mean?

>> No.63683569

>>63682143
Lmao yeah they even abandoned the henya hair and just made it argentine heyman

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>> No.63685665

>>63685370
That's a weird looking Ci

>> No.63686417

>>63685665
That's Ayame, retard.

>> No.63687628

>>63685665
>>63686417
nah that's you

>> No.63688842

>>63686417
we don't sign our posts here

>> No.63689789

We do kwab here

>> No.63691261
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>> No.63691368

Streams?

>> No.63691642

>>63691368
after gura's next stream

>> No.63693268
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>>63691642
That's not funny.

>> No.63694371

Reminder that you can sign up for Lord of the Board Commentary here:
>>63523889

>> No.63694459

>antidimmentary

>> No.63694540

>>63694371
>Only be autistic if it's the fun kind
it's over for me

>> No.63694660

>dimelesstary

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>> No.63697082

We never did get to settle who the last OPgumi was...

>> No.63697864

>>63696178
flat whore

>> No.63699182
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>> No.63699257

>>63699182
flatter whore

>> No.63699322
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Bets are going up for Lord of the Board matches in NASFAQ. Pools are scheduled to close 5 minutes before the match's scheduled time.
Gamble Responsibly. Or don't.

>> No.63700503

>>63699322
Going All-In can really maximize your profits.

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>>63699322
>invalid session

>> No.63700704

>>63697082
It's me.

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>> No.63702817

>>63702000
OP in the middle

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>> No.63706012

The ‘h’ in /hfz/‘ stands for I FUCKING LOVE HAGS, BROS, HLAGODS WW@

>> No.63707130

>>63706012
CoCOP stop posting and stream you lazy fuck

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>>63680614
We're ready for it brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h76ox4_4qzE

>> No.63708738

All bets for Lord of the Board 2 Day 2 are now up.

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>> No.63714795

GLORIOUS

>> No.63716486

Hey, the boss wanted me to give you the details on the new merger, so here’s the situation:
>/yourface/
will merge with
>/myfist/
Your thoughts?

>> No.63718574

>>63716486
That doesn't go over with me, brother.

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>> No.63723689

>>63720748
Don’t make me come over there

>> No.63725761

>>63720748
WHO???

>> No.63728620

Streams?

>> No.63728636

Giving up again, jabronis?

>> No.63730712

>>63728636
afraid so

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>ritualposts
>generic /asp/ lingo
>repeat for 6 weeks until the next stream
why even have a general?
inb4 you tell me, worked, nah you are etc etc

>> No.63732042

>>63731906
worked

>> No.63732227

>>63731906
nah you are

>> No.63733088

>>63731906
etc etc

>> No.63733378

>>63731906
>Generic /asp/ lingo
Where do you think they learned it, brother

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>>63487873
>People's Champion Match
I hope you're ready for a shoot, we're not looking that title

>> No.63734711

>>63489112
Out of interest, where does the frog come from in ligma frog?

>> No.63736362

>>63734711
Spoilers.

>> No.63737036
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>>63736362
In that case I'll keep my mouth shut

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>> No.63739200

When do we submit emotes

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>>63731906
>worked into a sizzling sputtering seething shoot by the bumpCHAD stable
>inb4 BUT I SAID INB4 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
gonna ding-dong diddly cry? finna shoot shit your pants maybe?

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