/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi could beat up your oshi

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>>63246082
Well luckily everyones oshi can outrun her

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>>63246082
She's more of an orc than her loved Shrek ever will be

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>>63246660
That's because Shrek is an ogre, you philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>140cm
>38kg

Anyone can bear my oshi. Too bad I just want to beat her womb with my penis.

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>korone
No.

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>>63247036
beat*

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>>63246082
FWMC could fluff you up those demon guard dog claws are not just for show got it?

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>>63246082
>beat
you mean eat

[Anonymous No.]

How did Ame feel after getting thoroughly trounced by the fatty in arm wrestling?

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>>63247348
Mococo, stop falling for the bait..

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>>63247348
Fuwamoco, you admitted you were scared of mori

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>>63246082
With that amount of American standard fat? sure, she can beat anyone

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>>63246482
I wouldn't bet on that. Mori does cardio religiously, her speed and endurance are formidable.

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>>63247348
You do realize canonically Fuwamoco are Hades guard dogs which literally means their Mori's bitch

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>>63248672
Lmao, he actually believes this

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, your oshi is like 200 pounds

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>>63248383
What the heck?!

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>>63248632
Calli is 100% Texan cornbread you low T wristlet

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>>63248902
She's a fatass, but she could easily run for longer and further than the anemic girls like Irys or Gura. Short distances she would be embarrassingly bad though.

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>>63246082
If my oshi lost a fight, she would make sure to bring the winner down with her.

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>>63248874
Hades is not the grim reaper. He is the god of the underworld, which is not the same thing as the grim reaper. The closest god in greek mythology to a grim reaper would probably be the god of death Thanatos

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>>63248986
Unless that Texas Cornbread is deepfried then i’m gonna call bullshit

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>>63249083
Hades is another word for underworld in which Mori rules from you permanvirgin

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>>63249083
You're right, but some of Mori's lore suggests that Death is in charge-ish of the underworld.

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>>63246082
*blocks your path*
this time shes actually going to try and its not just a straight test of strength, its a fight
your oshi is done.

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>>63249366
Mori would absolutely each Ame's lunch. "But she grew up with brothers" is just teamate cope. Maybe she's gained some weight as her kind are wont to do as they approach 30. That could help her.

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>>63249366
There's no way Mori tried harder than Ame. Ame's way more competitive, and mori has held back many times before, including in contexts of strength.

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>>63249366
All it takes is one gut punch and your oshi is dead or at the least not streaming for 2 months

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>>63246082
kimura in the second minute

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>>63246082
Luckily my Oshi can go up a flight of stairs without getting a heart attack

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>>63249476
>>63249692
>>63249735
watch streams, she has clearly stated she wasnt even trying during the arm wrestle and Mori herself said they were neck and neck, imagine if Ame actually tried, she could win easily. Even without trying she easily mogs every other Myth member and probably every promise member with the exception of Kronii, who she would still beat (especially if she was actually trying) and dont even mention advent in this discussion

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>>63248874
Other than a cheeky reference are FWMC even meant to be Cerberus related?
They are demons sure but they were imprisoned in "the cell" which from a cursory reading of the lore page seems does not appear to be afterlife related but containment for powerful beings and concepts.
I don't think Mori gets to claim the dogs as her underlings that easy tbdesu

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>>63249366
>>63249476
>>63249692
I don't doubt pink woman stronger, but I think Ame's background and paranoid nature means she has better tricks and strategy for fights

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>>63249941
Did you read my post? I said mori didn't try harder than ame. Not that Ame tryharded it. Although I do think she did tryhard and is coping.

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mori is literally in a higher weight class than the other myth girls, but ame has "junkyard dog fighting you for a slice of pizza" strength
in a real fight its a tossup
the only way to settle this is have them wrestle, covered in baby oil, wearing bikinis, while i watch

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>>63249941
Holy fuck, I didn't think a teamate would actually come in here and get ass mad about some shitposting.
>She wasn't even trying
rumao, sure kid. Bet her uncle works for nintendo too.

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>>63249953
Honestly all hololive lore is fucking cringe and the more the girls ignore it, the better.

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>>63250226
>ame wasnt even trying, source: a stream, her own words
>ame was trying, source: the voices in my head

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>>63250296
>he lacks imagination

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>>63250396
This is Amelia "it was the ping" Watson

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>>63249021
Gura would faint if she stood up too fast lmao

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>>63249021
Nah, fat people are strong due to hauling around all that blubber daily, but it wears them down fast having to do so much more work to move.

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>>63246082
All it takes to beat Mori is run up a small hill and taunt her from up there until she decides to run up to you and dies of a heart attack.
Reminder that every time she was in a variety jp stream on the jp hololive channel she got winded from just walking around.

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>>63250659
She's the kind with endurance, like Lizzo.

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>>63250928
Lizzo for silver surfer

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>>63250928
please dont insult mori by even mentioning lizzo in the same sentence as her

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>>63250210
>Junkyard dog fighting you for a piece of pizza
I would've said the chin, but ok

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>>63251089
why would a junkyard dog fight you over a chin? are you stupid or something? that doesnt make sense.

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>>63250785
I think you are overstating how fat she is. She isn't gonna get a heart attack from running up to small hill.

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>>63246082
There's two of my oshii

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>>63251268
Plus, being fat and being out of shape aren't the same thing. She's actually pretty fit, and a lot of thin people are just skinny fat.

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>>63251227
I was alluding to incest retard strength and her chin looking pretty Hapsburg to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe, but only because my oshi has some weird illness (aside from the autism, I mean).

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>>63251669
I'm sorry to hear about that. Also, shame about the weird illness

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Did someone say "fist fight"?
>Pfft, an American thinks she can beat up anybody just because she's fat enough.

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>>63246082
your oshi going to jail.

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>>63251951
Think about it logically. They're lifting hundreds of pounds just by standing up. You'd have to work out a lot to keep up with them.

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>>63246482
Unless they can outlast her dancing pace during her 2 hour sololive then be my guess.

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>>63250396
>trusting a woman when they are making excuses and telling obvious lies
This is actually a very good skill to have. Try to hold onto it.

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>>63251606
She's just ugly, not inbred.

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>>63250659
t. fat

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>>63254190
t. Weak

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>>63254563
t. deadbeat

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>>63254592
t. Stickman

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>>63246082
Everyone in hololive knows who would win in a real fight and none of them even try to contest it.

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>>63255364
She's a tiny asian woman

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>>63246082
pfft

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Every time I've seen women fight in the supermarket, the fat one dominated. And Calli isn't just heavy. She's a giant woman who towers over the JP girls. She could restrain even small men.

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>>63246082
>My oshi could beat up your oshi
You're right, she could.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or6_ktpFZC4

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>>63255480
How many times have you seen women brawl at the supermarket?

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>>63249953
She's DEATH incarnate. They're a pair of demon mutts. In any context, they are beneath her rank and power wise. They're hardly above the humans in EN, which as far as we know is literally just Ame and MAYBE Shiori.

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>>63246660
>Shrek
>orc
Based retard, read Dungeon and Dragons monsterpedia before writing shit like this

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>>63255576
Like 4 times.

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>>63255875
She's Death's apprentice. Not even a full reaper. And can you really kill a demon?

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>>63256177
Where do you shop, WaffleMart?

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>>63256270
Not anymore. She's graduated to being death. She hasn't been the grim reapers first apprentice for ages

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>>63256277
Probably one of those minority infested grocery stores in the inner city

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>>63246082
Mori clan is in the Chugoku region more than five provinces away from Kyoto. So by the time she gets there the Kansai and Tokai clans will already be in a much better position come realm divide.

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>>63256277
I'm not seeing the fights in person, genius. I'm seeing them on the news or on youtube.

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>>63256270
>Can you really kill a demon?
...Yes? What makes you think they can't die. It's been done before countless times.
And ACTUALLY, she's no longer an apprentice. New Under World Order (Her Sololive) was thematically and technically her coronation ceremony. Death Sensei retired a while back. She's the current Grim Reaper. Or one of them, anyway.

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>>63256538
How can you kill something that's undead?

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>>63252224
They are also pulling a lot of weight doing anything, it cancel out any effective work that can be put into thing like punching and kicking.
Grappling is another story.

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>>63256635
Demons aren't undead, and even if they were, zombies and vampires can "die" pretty easily if you blow their heads off.

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>>63256943
There was a fantastic wrestler/mma fighter named Butterbean who was just a big fat guy. He knew how to put his weight behind his punches

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>>63256943
All of a fat person's weight aids any downward or horizontal strike. It's pretty easy for a fat woman to pull a skinny woman to the ground and sit on her.

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>>63257198
I knew about that guy, but I thought he was mostly a meme. I just looked him up again, and his record isn't bad at all! Dude was no slouch.

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>>63249366
Mori, beat up this inferior wigger

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>>63257353
>It's pretty easy for a fat woman to pull a skinny woman to the ground and sit on her.
That's grappling.

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>>63257353
>sit on *me

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>>63246082
I mean, she probably could. My oshi is made of paper. But she has multiple guns, so...

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>>63253723
Why not both?

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>>63260513
GOOD point.

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>>63257963
>yfw grapple is inherently initiated by a palm strike.

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>>63261564
Well duh, you have to hit with your palm so that you can grab onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

But Noel had been learning sword fighting when she was teen.
I'd donate if they say they're gonna have Holo VR sword fighting tournament.

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>>63264941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7uqSgFGBdA

[Anonymous No.]

Im all for it.

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>>63248092
I read that in Fuwas voice

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>>63247348

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>>63251606
>incest retard strength
Wtf is this real? I didn't know that incest gives your children superpowers.

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>>63251044
yeah you're insulting lizzo

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>>63249021
didn't she gas out quick playing twister with myth?

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>>63267331
She was exceptionally tired before that stream.

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Imagine having sex with Mori and having to stop every minute because she is tired. Not even talking about the smell.

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>>63267331
Twister is not jogging.

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Bro, my oshi walked across the entirety of Detroit TWICE without getting robbed. She would absolutely beat the shit out of Mori.

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>>63271351
t. Nigga who never been to Detroit

[Anonymous No.]

Definitely would, my oshi is iron deficient and would probably not be able to throw a good punch because she's a vegan

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>>63246082
Unless "beat up" is a euphemism for sex, no she can't.

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>>63246082
She really shouldn't. Mine doesn't play fair

[Anonymous No.]

What about kronii? She said she's been on a some fistfights before.

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>>63272253
Kronii and Mori are the most hated here, by far, but I think they would be the most capable in a fight. Ame is completely overrated by coping teamates.

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>>63272719
https://litter.catbox.moe/krfk18.jpeg

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>>63246082
To be fair, Mori can just smother anyone with her fatass. Heavy people tend to have power advantage against people who are lighter than them. This is why combat sports are usually divided into weight classes. You can bet your fat murican waifu would stomp my cute as button petite Japanese oshi who's probably weighing sub 50kg, literally.

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>>63255875
Fuwamoco are fairly strong since their lore states they terrorized humanity but in the end they were still defeated by humans not gods like Nerissa, Bijou and Shiori were. Keep in mind that humans in holo can still be quite powerful, like Noel or Shion for example

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>>63265177
I said “sword” fighting.
Yes Mori might win a bear knuckle fight even if the opponent is a polar bear because of her weight.
Even though polar bears hunt walruses as their prey, Calli’s size is a different level.

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>>63246082
She's the only heavy weight class in holoEN afterall so I dont doubt you OP

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>>63277888
> only heavy weight class in holoEN
As if you know other heavy weight idols in JP or ID branch.

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>>63246082
Your oshi could in fact beat up my oshi, true. However, if she ever does, there will be consequences.

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>Corrupts and rapes your oshi

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>>63246082
rly?

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>>63250785
during the HoloEN 3D anniversary (the one with idol outfits), she got winded quick when doing Simon Says, but she also outlasted everyone else
there's a difference in getting winded and your actual endurance/working strength

[Anonymous No.]

my oshi has studied the path of the stick, your oshi doesn't stand a chance

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Fat

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>>63249035
Sounds like DeathStar doujin plot right here

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>>63281376
>the only VR/3D stream where she wasn't the most actively moving around was the one she mentioned having all day dance practice earlier

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>>63259452
Based Troopa
How's the secret EN doing these days?

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>>63246082
maybe in an eating contest

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>>63281596
nta, but still made of paper, also someone fucked up her car during a shopping trip
streams are still fun but rare

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>>63281596
What >>63281607 said

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>>63281607
>>63281948
Nice, good to know. Does she have to work or do you all got her covered?

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>>63282870
She wont give specifics but she said she had a family obligation to take care of someone even before she started streaming. Most likely someone who has even worse health than her...

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>>63246082
I could beat up everyone's oshi in a 1v10,000 grudge match. Yes a lot of sex would happen.

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Doesn't Mori go to a gym and take self defense lessons or something? She could easily the entirety of Hololive considering all the other chubbas are sickly

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>>63249083
Hercules once wrestled Thanatos to save a man's life and won. Mori confirmed for weaker than mortal man.

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>>63249476
Ame would just shoot Mori

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>>63282939
Ah, I see, ganbakoopa then

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>>63255364
I'm sorry, while Korone is ten times cooler and more entertaining than Mori ever will be, she also has probably less than one third of Mori's sheer mass. There's a reason there are weight divisions in fighting tournaments. Unless Korone is allowed weapons or can fight dirty, Mori wins 99/100 times.

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>>63285179
It's gonna take a full bolt action 700 Remington to take down Mori

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>>63248902
anon they do dance lessons, im pretty sure they are fit. have you tried singing while dancing? its fucking exhausting

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>>63272253
Kronii is all bark and no bite. She folds 5 seconds in unless she's against someone half her size and twice as timid. People compare her to the other Promise girls, but they're all hyper-feminine and tiny. Put her up against someone like Mori and she's toast.
Women really aren't that dangerous if we're just talking wrestling or fistfighting, they have zero power. If we allowed tools, it would be another matter entirely.

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>>63285179
Mori is literally undead. Bullets have no damage on her

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>>63246082
Mori wouldn't do that

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>>63285515
I meant IRL nerd

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>>63246082
nah

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>>63273151
Now these are the types of matches there should be more of