/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6305470
I love Ina!

Kiara...

>>6305931
>Kiara...
is our queen!

>>6306091
No? she's our boss dumb ass

>>6305519
Hey, me too!

kiara is so fake jesas

Does Goorah have brain damage?

>>6306251
shes too goddamn real

>>6305889
yeah it would be cool if Kiara had weekly minecraft collabs with someone! I wonder if anyone has ever had that idea before?

they're talking about you guys!

Thoughts?

Hey, so we’re a peanut gallery!

>ihr Wichser
wow

I love unity

>Gura making progress on her pixel art

FICK DICH

>I WILL GO FUCK MYSELF

>>6306056
Mori just wanna build a wooden shack, fish and barbeque shit at a bonfire
she's all about the simple life

TL Note: WIchser means Masturbator

>you know what, i WILL go fuck myself
uoh

"who are you supposed to buh???"
I am kaka karrot cake
I am real super cyan

KIARA WILL GO FUCK HERSELF

they're so fucking funny together holy shit

>>6306121
Default Mori face love!

Gura must!

KINO

GURA NO

>>6306297
>Kiara has said she wants it to look like the hot mess that is the JP server, full of dumb pixel art.
God fucking damn it that's retarded, the EN server actually looks good and natural

>>6306251
SHE'S REAL TO ME DAMN IT

KIARA IS GOING TO MASTURBATE LIVE ON STREAM

>>6306301
thanks Gram Grabber

>>6305519
Ame too!!

Are they on drugs?

CHIMKIN?
GURA?

>>6306311
Thanks peanut gallery, nobody asked.

Kiara's going to fuck herself!

Back of the knee maybe

Sex with anon.

>>6306322

>>6306121
UGLY WIGGER AAAAAAA

>Fick dich ins Knie
>Ich fick mich
>Wichser
Inb4 this stream getting demonetized quick

SUSAN DON'T LOOK

>Kiara saying niggers in spanish

Not the watamelon...

Watamelon....

KIARA SELFCEST SEX

FICK WATAMELONEN

SO WHEN'S KIARA GONNA FUCK HERSELF ON STREAM?

>FICK DAS WATAMELON

>fuck the watamelon
BASED

what did the watamelons ever do to you?

FICH DICH IN SNEED

>>6306324
not the first time she tried to
https://youtu.be/FJ8Dp3ZNa9c?t=15951

>>6306251
Thank peanut gallery but no one asked.

>>6306301
But you are streaming right now Goofy Gazpacho

>In German, we X
>In German, we Y
>In German, we Z
Jesus Christ woman... please think of another way to respond to Gura sometimes, is there NOTHING else you can think of?
I seem to remember other Sametori collabs being way better than this, I don't know what's up with Kiara today

Sorry guys, my legal name is Her S. Elf.

Fick dick watamelon

>>6306251
>w-why won't they listen to me?

KIARA IS GIONG TO MASTURBATE AFTER THE STREAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6306334
Nah, she just said she does not want it to look empty.

GERMAN HATE
STOP TRYING TO FOOL ME INTO DOING GERMAN REPS YOU FEATHERED WHORE

Kiara is about to break the vibrator out on stream.

Kiara having no filter for English but becoming super shy for German is gap moe.

their dumbass energy is fantastic, holy shit

Stream is age restricted now bro

>>6306384
IT'S HER

>>6306319
>All Hololive says is "Ender Dragon, PPP, Oopaloopa"
>I just wanna grill, for God's sake!

>>6306306
I'll never forgive the brapqueen for that

is it true germanons? is kiara more seiso?

FICH DAS FEET

>>6306309
Not just an absence of thoughts, but an active vacuum of thoughts.

>>6306383
Shut the fuck up retard

KIARA PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP LAUGHING STOP TALKING EVERYTIME YOU LAUGHT LIKE THAT YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE WHAT IS LIKE LIVING WITH YOU. WAKING UP HAVING YOU BESIDES ME IN THE BED, COOKING FOR YOU WATCHING FOOTBALL INSULTING THE ENGLISH TOGETHER SHUT THE FUCK UP IT HURTS NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU

Kiara realizing how ESL she is. Always swearing in English but not wanting to do it in English.

>>6306251
peanut gallerychama ...

>>6306322
:D

pixel art is shit

>>6306402
Based expert on the subject.

suisei noel and mori should collab

>>6306411
Remember when Mori's house was supposed to have a skull on it?

>>6306401
>>6306402
That's the stuff

how do i mute or at least lower kiaras annoying ass voice in this stream
god damn her voice is like nails on a chalkboard

>>6306402
Thanks for the info Mori

>>6306402
Stop bragging about your wife, Forest.

>>6306383

>>6306427

>>6306418
No, whenever she gets mad she starts swearing in German way harder than she ever does in English

>>6306402
you'd know about gap moe

>>6306427
Anon?

>>6306251
ok Peanut gallery, who asked?

I know russians who swear in english every sentence but apparently never swear in russian.

>>6306340
DUDE

>>6306446
ogey.

>>6306323
KEK

>>6306383
Both of them need too much brain power for the pixelart to properly talk.
But it's still funny.

>>6306458
based, I love her

>>6306427
ANON?

Sell me on Mamaloni

>>6306402
you would know calli

I want to berate Kiara and Gura with insults in different languages until they cry and then make them suck my cock

>>6306427
Are you alright son?

>>6306446
ironically, watch kiara's stream. last i checked, she has gura turned up way higher than her own audio.

>>6306251
Who's the real jesas?

>>6306427
ESLCHAMA?!

>>6306426
basado

>>6306446
Some anon made a custom filter that takes the edge off, do archive reps.

>>6306465
>never swear in russian
you don't know any russians

>bonding over NOT streaming

>gives you time to do stuff
LIKE HAVING SEX WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6306426
I want you to imagine Kiara getting physical with her teasing, every time she says "hey, SHUT UP!" and gives you a little gentle push, or laughs and smacks you for saying something kind of cringe or weird, or kicks you under the table at dinner when you're gently teasing her for not being able to remember a certain English word, or touches your face and goes "anon, you need to shave, you know I prefer it hairless right?"

>>6306356
You mean beautiful dork wigger

>>6306309
goods thoughts
https://booth.pm/ja/items/3070576
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/takanashi-kiara

English is a vulgar language

>>6306477
You sound like a weak bitch

>>6306383
Clean that shiny ass head of yours why don't ya, egg.

>>6306050
>Marine gets to fondle Lamys boobs
>Lamy gets to smack Marine ass
>Inside Noel's house
https://youtu.be/9sWXMyY9Hss
I know Lamy said she really wants to smack Marine ass and she has a ass that makes you want to smack it, but what does that even mean?

>>6306490
Mormon Jesus

Gura will announce her graduation after this stream!

>>6306473

>>6306383
Thanks peanut gallery no one asked

>You're now think about how loud Kiara would be in the bedroom

>>6306503
FUCK YOU!

>>6306444
LOOK AT HER GO

buy Skyrim

Germanons, any insight on this? Is gura cute while cursing or comes out crude?

>>6306426
...el gosling chama

Kiara telling Gura how being on a jetski feels like you're being pounded...

>>6306402
Your insight on this stuff is actually relevant thanks Mori

>>6306418
Yes, she normally really holds back with the german curses. When you are ESL and learn english from watching lots of US entertainment you end up talking like gutter trash without you even realizing it.

>If you told Gura "HAVE SEX WiTH ME OR ELSE" she'd say "ok..." and do it
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>It's somewhat easy to get me on it
>But I regret it afterwards
Interesting,

>HEY GURA LETS FUCK
>"huhaha ok..."

>>6306465
There are russians who swear every other word, just like everywhere else.
Also, suka blyat are just entry level baby swears, it can get much more hardscore.

FORCING KIARA AND GURA TO GO ON A ROLLERCOASTER WITH YOU

>>6306533
Literally half of Miko's appeal is how cute she sounds when cursing in English.

>>6306517
>its ok if a girl do it
but if I do it on the train she dedicate a segment talking about me. Trash

wtf I love Kiara now

Not a SINGLE ONE OF YOU actually KNOWS a language, I'm on to you fuckers.
You faggots are all just PRETENDING to know how to speak, but not a single one of you can actually form a sentence without relying on the culture of the thread to do so for you, filling in the blanks like it's a Mad Libs to express your feelings.
Prove it to me. Prove you can speak a language RIGHT NOW, NO SHORTCUTS OR FILLERS FROM HERE.

>>6306567
based

>>6306520

So feet stuff is genuinely dead to Gura now, right?

>>6306533
It's crude, but still very cute

>>6306503

>>6306501
based rrat-bro

>>6306571
sora.
her pussy
my cock
tonight

>In pain on roller coasters
Chimkin...

>>6306571
u shut u mouth i speak fine

>>6306571
ogey

>>6306111
She's cute and has an incredibly infectious laugh. Her vocal range is incredible and that naturally extends to her singing ability which is among the best in Hololive. In streams (member streams especially but across the board) she doesn't have much of a filter, she's just real with whatever she talks about. She finds joy and entertainment in the smallest things (pic related), and when she actually gets into something it's almost like she's in a trance, where the stream comes second and what she's doing is all she's focusing on. For some that may be a shortcoming, but for me it's the best seeing Risu having such genuine fun.

It's for this reason I still firmly believe that Risu's Nier Automata playthrough is the best from any Holo that I've seen and it's a great entry point displaying so many of her appeals. She was personally impacted with her level of emotional investment in the game and also gave some incredible performances in it
https://streamable.com/80fukz

Wall of text I know but this is what Risu's appeal is to me, I hope this helps understand

>>6306473
No meds!

>>6306571
rrat

This "egg" paranoia is the worst thing to happen to these threads.
We can no longer discuss Kiara in good faith since every criticism is ignored because "ogey, rrat, (You), go back, egg, etc"
Obviously some are legitimate eggs like this who bring nothing to the table but Kiara hate:
>>6306446
>>6306251
But then there are posts like this one that highlight actual flaws Kiara needs to work on:
>>6306383

>>6306571
Cerrá el orto :D

>>6306571
ogey

PEER PRESSURING GURA INTO SEX

>>6306571
Benis

I understand how Kiara feels, I practically don't swear at all in my first language compared to English because growing up I would never even imagine swearing around my parents, so it kinda stuck with me being extremely polite in my first language, and somehow managing to insert "fuck" into every single sentence that I say in English.

>>6306042

>>6306571
...

>>6306426

>>6306579
no this is her joker moment before she falls off the deep end with feet

>>6306517
that shion is a coward

>>6306571
I can't, this whole time I've just been copy and pasting words from previous posts. I've been found out.

>in german we say gooblamfweirneentzmzmdakms
ok thanks kiara

THE BLACK SHIPS

>>6306579
Thank you Kiara, I membered you for this

>>6306571
nopzxcvu ewae rjklsdf aopcv.

>>6306579
What? Why?
She clearly enjoys the fetish

>THOSE HUGE MASSIVE DICKS CHURNING YOUR INSIDES

>>6306587
>Actually trying to fuck a cat
Yikes

I think I need a break, im too angry to enjoy the collab

>>6306571
It wouldn't surprise me if half the shitposting on 4chan was literally GPT-3 bots.

>>6306598
that's cool, but im enjoying the collab so i don't really care.

>>6306426
Based...
It hurts...

>>6306579
if you understood what harold is really feeling when he does that, you'd know gura is actually saying she really really loves feet and feet talk

>Gura being the one to start conversation
Proud of this shork.

>>6306577

>>6306598
hard boiled

>>6306598
no one cares

>>6306590
What the fuck is wrong with Kiara's body? It's like she's falling apart at the seams...

The Human Centrifuge

>Only half an hour until Ame
I'm going to make it...

Hello Damascus? Yes I'd like to commission an abortion comic please

>>6306593

i really dislike kiaras voice
she is probably the most annoying voice in all of hololive that saying a lot since we got man voice towa and butch ass calli

>>6306598
Ah yes you are clearly a sensible poster, posting in good faith, and not a seething egg.

>>6306446
Go to Kiara's stream and lower the volume a bit. She has Gura louder than herself.

>>6306608
posts like this should be illegal

>>6306579
It will be back the very next stream anon, this is fucking hololive after all.

>Human cent-
OH
>-rifuge
oh
Iinchou...

>>6306426
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! STOP!

>>6306571
ⵍⵓⵔⵎ ⵉⵒⵙⵓⵎ ⴷⵓⵍⵓⵔ ⵙⵉⵜ ⴰⵎⵜ, ⵛⵓⵏⵙⵛⵜⴻⵜⵓⵔ ⴰⴷⵉⵒⵉⵙⵛⵉⵏⴳ ⵍⵉⵜ.

>>6306598
>We can no longer discuss Kiara in good faith since every criticism is ignored because "ogey, rrat, (You), go back, egg, etc"
That's right, now go kill yourself just like your parents did.

>>6306526
I'm always thinking about that though.

>>6306383
Ogey

rippen

>>6306563
I mean that's a trade, not one sided

>>6306598
ogey

>>6306526
She'd probably break my pelvis and my peanuts

>>6306650
>butch ass calli
Calli's deep voice gives us trans women a confidence boost

>>6306606
lookin' good

>Taking breaks is something I wish more holomembers did.
why are graynames like this?

>>6306571
Que te jodan maricón

>>6306642
Daddy issues.

>>6306281

>>6306646
...what do you mean "no problem"?

>>6306606
Anon, I kneel

>>6305519
私もイナが大好きです!

>>6306650
You take that back. Mori gives a lot of new women out there confidence.

>>6306524
Go raise someone else's expectation, semi-absent Todd.

>>6306656

>>6306473

She still hasn't realized...

>>6306598
eggc discordfag kek!

>>6306650
t. Peanut Gallery

>>6306608
>Imagine watching a film with your wife Kiara
>tfw it's Cats (2019)

>>6306650
That's a lot of shit taste condensed into a single post

>a human centrifuge

>>6306473

can someone post menhera?

>Kiara talking about how taking 2 days off is nice when she streams 30 hours a week
>Gura piggybacking on that when she streams fucking 10 hours a week
Jesus Christ

>>6306645
My god you're right

>>6306607
N-no, it's not real--IT'S NOT REAL AND IT CAN'T HURT ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6306571
... ..- -.-. -.- / -- -.-- / -.. .. -.-. -.-

>>6306679
I mean, that's literally something Kiara said to jp members that never take breaks.

>>6306650
Let me guess, you never watched Luna? Subaru? Risu? Iofi?

>>6306473
The noooo one?

>>6306571
大先輩とアナルセックス

yeah? I can speak! 我爱吃狗肉和我吃狗肉每天!

>>6306650
How can one man be so wrong about everything?

>>6306598
Blame Kiara's retarded antis

>>6306707
kek

>>6306426
>>6306608
Don't forget the vocaroo
https://vocaroo.com/143uekb354j1

goowah...

Where am I?

>>6306699
Based.

I miss ina...
Looking forward to today's member stream. She was extremely affectionate on the last one

>>6306669
kek

>>6306705
I miss The Sims...

>>6306650
I do not accept your filthy peanuts, eggman.

>>6306593
The ID debuff is a shame, as I think she's probably one of the most underrated Holomems.

>>6306473
Mittsu but JOP

New kind of spam

Why do the blocks look so different in Gura's hand?

stop telling me to watch kiaras stream. is she really that hard up for views lmao

>>6306598
ogey egg

KEK
FUCKING WOMEN

>>6306707
Gura streams about 20 hours/week these days, anon. You estimates are outdated.

>>6306707
Gura streams to 3 times the people so it counts as 3 times the hours

Damn I never noticed her tail before either.

what? they didn't know?!

>>6306753
I love the fanart of the girls in their Sims clothes so much

>>6306598
ogey

>>6306598
post the discord link

>>6306598
Thanks peanut gallery, no one asked.

>>6306767
you should watch kiara's stream

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Thoughts?

>>6306767
nobody is forcing you to watch kiara retard except for the voices in your head

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love ayame!

>>6306765
Is that not Coco's toilet flush SC?

>in Minecraft

Gura confirmed for being a /pol/tard

cute pixel butt

this samegaki...

>>6306608
GODDAMN IT

>>6306753
Well, good news, I guess.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1413544831587127302

>>6306707
Oh, are >we shifting from Kiara antiposting to Gura antiposting? Thanks for the heads up.

>>6306571
Eu falo português
mas não tenho orgulho disso

>>6306579
immediately btfo

>>6306765
a-at least he is getting money with that spam

>>6306779
Based
Kiara BTFO

>>6306814
Fuck yeah

>>6306598
eggey

>>6306814
>Wow or Sims
both stupid

>>6306765
>If I get the blue one I'll scream and get naked

>>6306598
go back to your discord eggey

>>6306807
>Molesting Gura legally in Minecraft
Uoh

>Gura literally talks about her butt out loud
>only two UUOOHs

We're reclining so hard

>gura rn

>>6306571
>ESL (you) b8
Low effort, still made me reply

>>6306705
I had a scary thought a bit ago
>kiara gets to go to japan
>she says that she finally got to meet with Mamaloni
>Mamaloni later draws some lewds of Kiara
>her nipples are very dark

>>6306650
ogey egg

>>6306803
Pic related...?

>>6306846
Filtered by kiara please andastand

Does Kiara usually say ARE? every 20 seconds?

>>6306814
>voting Sims instead of WoW
fuck you faggots

>>6306846

>>6306598

>>6306598
Skip the meds and go right to suicide.

>>6306837
Reminder that pizza dad has a R-18 Twitter tag

>>6306571
I love my oshi

>>6306594
>Mamloni will never draw Choco again unless she gets direct interaction with Mori or Kiara
If only Choco spoke eigo to help satiate Mamaloni’s mommy issues

>>6306876

>>6306598
>>>/jp/hololive

STUCK THE LANDING

>can’t superchat Kiara because I spent one hundred and eighty (180) USD on her merch
Bros I just want her to read my messages and further worsen my parasocial relationship with her…

>>6306879
based

>>6306836
The WoW stream was surprisingly good. KFP was well behaved and the photo at the end was hype.

>>6306854
ghost shark...

>>6306836
>>6306874
How fucking new
Her Sims 4 streams are KINO

>>6306598
Kiara antis created these conditions in the same way modern leftism created the alt right. If you want to complain about Kiara without being dogpiled, then you should have told the Egg fags to fuck off when they were making 7 threads a day

>>6306846
It's her flat Minecraft butt and not her real ass.

post yfw when you're able to enjoy the collab kino instead of being a schizo

>>6306882
It isn't used, but yes it does exist.

>>6306761
It sucks. I personally didn't give her a initially because of the ID tag and I thought she only spoke Indonesian on stream. It took me too long to realize she primarily speaks english and start actively following her.
Worse still are her habits that actively sabotage her own numbers, she might not care about them but I do want to see her get more recognition and viewership so it's frustrating to see. But she's been through a lot so I'm just happy to be able to watch her, that she's persevering.

Hope those arms aren't too close...

she did it

>>6306846
Her minecraft butt isn't as good as her regular one

Hypothetically would it be weird if I found a vtuber address and hypothetically would it be strange if I visited them to warn them about this fact

>>6306571
Bueno, observa mi lengua natal, soda-chan

>>6306846
She was just talking about minecraft blockass

>>6306908
>flat
gura is flatter in minecraft
ToT

>>6306846
Collabing with Kiara filters the tourists

>>6306909

>>6306913
Time for me to change this.

God, I forgot how good this duo is.
Honestly, I feel like EN has some of the best chemistry outside of Gen3 in Hololive at this point, even despite some early/scuffed streams. They've come so far in the past year, it's incredible.
I know Gura already did her "debut review" at the half year mark, but I wish the girls did a full collab as they marathon their debut streams and 'first full gen collab' and laugh at themselves and each other

>Gura is going to complete a Minecraft project
>Gura is going to do it in one single stream
This is the new giant door

>>6306774
The last time Gura streamed more than 13 hours in one week was her birthday week. Your estimates are also outdated.
It's because she felt she was streaming too much and she decided to stop doing long streams. Her words.

>>6306753
>Coco built Holohouse in Sims 4
>Thought we were gonna get Sims kino JP edition
>Coco announced graduation a couple days later

>>6306909

>>6306598
your yolk is leaking out eggboy

>>6306905
Yes but so was WoW, surprisingly enough.

>>6306909

>>6306913
>>6306882
So who want to fill the tag with art?

>>6306836
>Both stupid
>I wanted APEX
Respectfully, fuck off

>>6306925
no it would be the right thing to do

>>6306925
meds

>>6306944
>EN has some of the best chemistry outside of Gen3 in Hololive at this point
Absolutely not.

https://twitter.com/8nmvgadrSRnPO6h/status/1413555210744569858

>>6306899
I wish I could spend one hundred and eighty (180) USD on merch

>>6306503
Anon...

>>6306905
i know bro... buy i wanted more WoW Adventures...

I love this little cun cun. I need to lick that panty crust

>>6306913
Fujos have a weird habit to not tag any of their R-18 art for some reason, it's hard to find lewd art of the homos

>>6306909

>>6306858
>her nipples are very dark
She's pasty as fuck. She could breastfeed 10 babies and still have light colored nipples.

>>6306899
stop wasting your money attentionfagging and enjoy the stream retard

>>6306925
This reminds me of the schizo poster that thought Ame would get a chuckle out of someone tracking her down to her house and giving her a "peesa kitkat".
>Heh, you're alright Anon, she'd say.

>>6306909
Im actually in pain

>>6306650
tell the discord i said hi eggey!

So when is the Minecraft arc ending? Surely it wouldn't go for THAT long.

>>6306909