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>>6305470I love Ina!
>>6305931>Kiara...is our queen!
>>6306091No? she's our boss dumb ass
>>6305519Hey, me too!
kiara is so fake jesas
Does Goorah have brain damage?
>>6306251shes too goddamn real
>>6305889yeah it would be cool if Kiara had weekly minecraft collabs with someone! I wonder if anyone has ever had that idea before?
they're talking about you guys!
Hey, so we’re a peanut gallery!
I love unity
>Gura making progress on her pixel art
>I WILL GO FUCK MYSELF
>>6306056Mori just wanna build a wooden shack, fish and barbeque shit at a bonfireshe's all about the simple life
TL Note: WIchser means Masturbator
>you know what, i WILL go fuck myselfuoh
"who are you supposed to buh???"I am kaka karrot cakeI am real super cyan
KIARA WILL GO FUCK HERSELF
they're so fucking funny together holy shit
>>6306121Default Mori face love!
>>6306297>Kiara has said she wants it to look like the hot mess that is the JP server, full of dumb pixel art.God fucking damn it that's retarded, the EN server actually looks good and natural
>>6306251SHE'S REAL TO ME DAMN IT
KIARA IS GOING TO MASTURBATE LIVE ON STREAM
>>6306301thanks Gram Grabber
Are they on drugs?
>>6306311Thanks peanut gallery, nobody asked.
Kiara's going to fuck herself!
Back of the knee maybe
Sex with anon.
>>6306121UGLY WIGGER AAAAAAA
>Fick dich ins Knie>Ich fick mich>WichserInb4 this stream getting demonetized quick
SUSAN DON'T LOOK
>Kiara saying niggers in spanish
Not the watamelon...
KIARA SELFCEST SEX
SO WHEN'S KIARA GONNA FUCK HERSELF ON STREAM?
>FICK DAS WATAMELON
>fuck the watamelon BASED
what did the watamelons ever do to you?
FICH DICH IN SNEED
>>6306324not the first time she tried to https://youtu.be/FJ8Dp3ZNa9c?t=15951
>>6306251Thank peanut gallery but no one asked.
>>6306301But you are streaming right now Goofy Gazpacho
>In German, we X>In German, we Y>In German, we ZJesus Christ woman... please think of another way to respond to Gura sometimes, is there NOTHING else you can think of?I seem to remember other Sametori collabs being way better than this, I don't know what's up with Kiara today
Sorry guys, my legal name is Her S. Elf.
Fick dick watamelon
>>6306251>w-why won't they listen to me?
KIARA IS GIONG TO MASTURBATE AFTER THE STREAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6306334Nah, she just said she does not want it to look empty.
GERMAN HATESTOP TRYING TO FOOL ME INTO DOING GERMAN REPS YOU FEATHERED WHORE
Kiara is about to break the vibrator out on stream.
Kiara having no filter for English but becoming super shy for German is gap moe.
their dumbass energy is fantastic, holy shit
Stream is age restricted now bro
>>6306319>All Hololive says is "Ender Dragon, PPP, Oopaloopa">I just wanna grill, for God's sake!
>>6306306I'll never forgive the brapqueen for that
is it true germanons? is kiara more seiso?
FICH DAS FEET
>>6306309Not just an absence of thoughts, but an active vacuum of thoughts.
>>6306383Shut the fuck up retard
KIARA PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP LAUGHING STOP TALKING EVERYTIME YOU LAUGHT LIKE THAT YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE WHAT IS LIKE LIVING WITH YOU. WAKING UP HAVING YOU BESIDES ME IN THE BED, COOKING FOR YOU WATCHING FOOTBALL INSULTING THE ENGLISH TOGETHER SHUT THE FUCK UP IT HURTS NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU
Kiara realizing how ESL she is. Always swearing in English but not wanting to do it in English.
>>6306251peanut gallerychama ...
pixel art is shit
>>6306402Based expert on the subject.
suisei noel and mori should collab
>>6306411Remember when Mori's house was supposed to have a skull on it?
>>6306401>>6306402That's the stuff
how do i mute or at least lower kiaras annoying ass voice in this streamgod damn her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
>>6306402Thanks for the info Mori
>>6306402Stop bragging about your wife, Forest.
>>6306418No, whenever she gets mad she starts swearing in German way harder than she ever does in English
>>6306402you'd know about gap moe
>>6306251ok Peanut gallery, who asked?
I know russians who swear in english every sentence but apparently never swear in russian.
>>6306383Both of them need too much brain power for the pixelart to properly talk.But it's still funny.
>>6306458based, I love her
Sell me on Mamaloni
>>6306402you would know calli
I want to berate Kiara and Gura with insults in different languages until they cry and then make them suck my cock
>>6306427Are you alright son?
>>6306446ironically, watch kiara's stream. last i checked, she has gura turned up way higher than her own audio.
>>6306251Who's the real jesas?
>>6306446Some anon made a custom filter that takes the edge off, do archive reps.
>>6306465>never swear in russianyou don't know any russians
>bonding over NOT streaming
>gives you time to do stuffLIKE HAVING SEX WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6306426I want you to imagine Kiara getting physical with her teasing, every time she says "hey, SHUT UP!" and gives you a little gentle push, or laughs and smacks you for saying something kind of cringe or weird, or kicks you under the table at dinner when you're gently teasing her for not being able to remember a certain English word, or touches your face and goes "anon, you need to shave, you know I prefer it hairless right?"
>>6306356You mean beautiful dork wigger
English is a vulgar language
>>6306477You sound like a weak bitch
>>6306383Clean that shiny ass head of yours why don't ya, egg.
>>6306050>Marine gets to fondle Lamys boobs>Lamy gets to smack Marine ass>Inside Noel's househttps://youtu.be/9sWXMyY9HssI know Lamy said she really wants to smack Marine ass and she has a ass that makes you want to smack it, but what does that even mean?
Gura will announce her graduation after this stream!
>>6306383Thanks peanut gallery no one asked
>You're now think about how loud Kiara would be in the bedroom
>>6306444LOOK AT HER GO
Germanons, any insight on this? Is gura cute while cursing or comes out crude?
>>6306426...el gosling chama
Kiara telling Gura how being on a jetski feels like you're being pounded...
>>6306402Your insight on this stuff is actually relevant thanks Mori
>>6306418Yes, she normally really holds back with the german curses. When you are ESL and learn english from watching lots of US entertainment you end up talking like gutter trash without you even realizing it.
>If you told Gura "HAVE SEX WiTH ME OR ELSE" she'd say "ok..." and do itUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>It's somewhat easy to get me on it>But I regret it afterwardsInteresting,
>HEY GURA LETS FUCK>"huhaha ok..."
>>6306465There are russians who swear every other word, just like everywhere else. Also, suka blyat are just entry level baby swears, it can get much more hardscore.
FORCING KIARA AND GURA TO GO ON A ROLLERCOASTER WITH YOU
>>6306533Literally half of Miko's appeal is how cute she sounds when cursing in English.
>>6306517>its ok if a girl do itbut if I do it on the train she dedicate a segment talking about me. Trash
wtf I love Kiara now
Not a SINGLE ONE OF YOU actually KNOWS a language, I'm on to you fuckers.You faggots are all just PRETENDING to know how to speak, but not a single one of you can actually form a sentence without relying on the culture of the thread to do so for you, filling in the blanks like it's a Mad Libs to express your feelings.Prove it to me. Prove you can speak a language RIGHT NOW, NO SHORTCUTS OR FILLERS FROM HERE.
So feet stuff is genuinely dead to Gura now, right?
>>6306533It's crude, but still very cute
>>6306571sora.her pussymy cocktonight
>In pain on roller coastersChimkin...
>>6306571u shut u mouth i speak fine
>>6306111She's cute and has an incredibly infectious laugh. Her vocal range is incredible and that naturally extends to her singing ability which is among the best in Hololive. In streams (member streams especially but across the board) she doesn't have much of a filter, she's just real with whatever she talks about. She finds joy and entertainment in the smallest things (pic related), and when she actually gets into something it's almost like she's in a trance, where the stream comes second and what she's doing is all she's focusing on. For some that may be a shortcoming, but for me it's the best seeing Risu having such genuine fun. It's for this reason I still firmly believe that Risu's Nier Automata playthrough is the best from any Holo that I've seen and it's a great entry point displaying so many of her appeals. She was personally impacted with her level of emotional investment in the game and also gave some incredible performances in it https://streamable.com/80fukzWall of text I know but this is what Risu's appeal is to me, I hope this helps understand
This "egg" paranoia is the worst thing to happen to these threads.We can no longer discuss Kiara in good faith since every criticism is ignored because "ogey, rrat, (You), go back, egg, etc"Obviously some are legitimate eggs like this who bring nothing to the table but Kiara hate:>>6306446>>6306251But then there are posts like this one that highlight actual flaws Kiara needs to work on:>>6306383
>>6306571Cerrá el orto :D
PEER PRESSURING GURA INTO SEX
I understand how Kiara feels, I practically don't swear at all in my first language compared to English because growing up I would never even imagine swearing around my parents, so it kinda stuck with me being extremely polite in my first language, and somehow managing to insert "fuck" into every single sentence that I say in English.
>>6306579no this is her joker moment before she falls off the deep end with feet
>>6306517that shion is a coward
>>6306571I can't, this whole time I've just been copy and pasting words from previous posts. I've been found out.
>in german we say gooblamfweirneentzmzmdakmsok thanks kiara
THE BLACK SHIPS
>>6306579Thank you Kiara, I membered you for this
>>6306571nopzxcvu ewae rjklsdf aopcv.
>>6306579What? Why?She clearly enjoys the fetish
>THOSE HUGE MASSIVE DICKS CHURNING YOUR INSIDES
>>6306587>Actually trying to fuck a catYikes
I think I need a break, im too angry to enjoy the collab
>>6306571It wouldn't surprise me if half the shitposting on 4chan was literally GPT-3 bots.
>>6306598that's cool, but im enjoying the collab so i don't really care.
>>6306426Based... It hurts...
>>6306579if you understood what harold is really feeling when he does that, you'd know gura is actually saying she really really loves feet and feet talk
>Gura being the one to start conversationProud of this shork.
>>6306598no one cares
>>6306590What the fuck is wrong with Kiara's body? It's like she's falling apart at the seams...
The Human Centrifuge
>Only half an hour until AmeI'm going to make it...
Hello Damascus? Yes I'd like to commission an abortion comic please
i really dislike kiaras voiceshe is probably the most annoying voice in all of hololive that saying a lot since we got man voice towa and butch ass calli
>>6306598Ah yes you are clearly a sensible poster, posting in good faith, and not a seething egg.
>>6306446Go to Kiara's stream and lower the volume a bit. She has Gura louder than herself.
>>6306608posts like this should be illegal
>>6306579It will be back the very next stream anon, this is fucking hololive after all.
>>6306571ⵍⵓⵔⵎ ⵉⵒⵙⵓⵎ ⴷⵓⵍⵓⵔ ⵙⵉⵜ ⴰⵎⵜ, ⵛⵓⵏⵙⵛⵜⴻⵜⵓⵔ ⴰⴷⵉⵒⵉⵙⵛⵉⵏⴳ ⵍⵉⵜ.
>>6306598>We can no longer discuss Kiara in good faith since every criticism is ignored because "ogey, rrat, (You), go back, egg, etc"That's right, now go kill yourself just like your parents did.
>>6306526I'm always thinking about that though.
>>6306563I mean that's a trade, not one sided
>>6306526She'd probably break my pelvis and my peanuts
>>6306650>butch ass calliCalli's deep voice gives us trans women a confidence boost
>Taking breaks is something I wish more holomembers did.why are graynames like this?
>>6306571Que te jodan maricón
>>6306646...what do you mean "no problem"?
>>6306606Anon, I kneel
>>6306650You take that back. Mori gives a lot of new women out there confidence.
>>6306524Go raise someone else's expectation, semi-absent Todd.
She still hasn't realized...
>>6306598eggc discordfag kek!
>>6306650t. Peanut Gallery
>>6306608>Imagine watching a film with your wife Kiara>tfw it's Cats (2019)
>>6306650That's a lot of shit taste condensed into a single post
>a human centrifuge
can someone post menhera?
>Kiara talking about how taking 2 days off is nice when she streams 30 hours a week>Gura piggybacking on that when she streams fucking 10 hours a weekJesus Christ
>>6306645My god you're right
>>6306607N-no, it's not real--IT'S NOT REAL AND IT CAN'T HURT MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6306571... ..- -.-. -.- / -- -.-- / -.. .. -.-. -.-
>>6306679I mean, that's literally something Kiara said to jp members that never take breaks.
>>6306650Let me guess, you never watched Luna? Subaru? Risu? Iofi?
>>6306473The noooo one?
yeah? I can speak! 我爱吃狗肉和我吃狗肉每天!
>>6306650How can one man be so wrong about everything?
>>6306598Blame Kiara's retarded antis
>>6306426>>6306608Don't forget the vocaroohttps://vocaroo.com/143uekb354j1
Where am I?
I miss ina...Looking forward to today's member stream. She was extremely affectionate on the last one
>>6306705I miss The Sims...
>>6306650I do not accept your filthy peanuts, eggman.
>>6306593The ID debuff is a shame, as I think she's probably one of the most underrated Holomems.
>>6306473Mittsu but JOP
New kind of spam
Why do the blocks look so different in Gura's hand?
stop telling me to watch kiaras stream. is she really that hard up for views lmao
>>6306707Gura streams about 20 hours/week these days, anon. You estimates are outdated.
>>6306707Gura streams to 3 times the people so it counts as 3 times the hours
Damn I never noticed her tail before either.
what? they didn't know?!
>>6306753I love the fanart of the girls in their Sims clothes so much
>>6306598post the discord link
>>6306598Thanks peanut gallery, no one asked.
>>6306767you should watch kiara's stream
>>6306767nobody is forcing you to watch kiara retard except for the voices in your head
THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love ayame!
>>6306765Is that not Coco's toilet flush SC?
>in MinecraftGura confirmed for being a /pol/tard
cute pixel butt
>>6306753Well, good news, I guess.https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1413544831587127302
>>6306707Oh, are >we shifting from Kiara antiposting to Gura antiposting? Thanks for the heads up.
>>6306571Eu falo portuguêsmas não tenho orgulho disso
>>6306765a-at least he is getting money with that spam
>>6306814>Wow or Simsboth stupid
>>6306765>If I get the blue one I'll scream and get naked
>>6306598go back to your discord eggey
>>6306807>Molesting Gura legally in MinecraftUoh
>Gura literally talks about her butt out loud>only two UUOOHsWe're reclining so hard
>>6306571>ESL (you) b8Low effort, still made me reply
>>6306705I had a scary thought a bit ago>kiara gets to go to japan>she says that she finally got to meet with Mamaloni>Mamaloni later draws some lewds of Kiara>her nipples are very dark
>>6306846Filtered by kiara please andastand
Does Kiara usually say ARE? every 20 seconds?
>>6306814>voting Sims instead of WoWfuck you faggots
>>6306598Skip the meds and go right to suicide.
>>6306837Reminder that pizza dad has a R-18 Twitter tag
>>6306571I love my oshi
>>6306594>Mamloni will never draw Choco again unless she gets direct interaction with Mori or Kiara If only Choco spoke eigo to help satiate Mamaloni’s mommy issues
STUCK THE LANDING
>can’t superchat Kiara because I spent one hundred and eighty (180) USD on her merchBros I just want her to read my messages and further worsen my parasocial relationship with her…
>>6306836The WoW stream was surprisingly good. KFP was well behaved and the photo at the end was hype.
>>6306836>>6306874How fucking newHer Sims 4 streams are KINO
>>6306598Kiara antis created these conditions in the same way modern leftism created the alt right. If you want to complain about Kiara without being dogpiled, then you should have told the Egg fags to fuck off when they were making 7 threads a day
>>6306846It's her flat Minecraft butt and not her real ass.
post yfw when you're able to enjoy the collab kino instead of being a schizo
>>6306882It isn't used, but yes it does exist.
>>6306761It sucks. I personally didn't give her a initially because of the ID tag and I thought she only spoke Indonesian on stream. It took me too long to realize she primarily speaks english and start actively following her.Worse still are her habits that actively sabotage her own numbers, she might not care about them but I do want to see her get more recognition and viewership so it's frustrating to see. But she's been through a lot so I'm just happy to be able to watch her, that she's persevering.
Hope those arms aren't too close...
she did it
>>6306846Her minecraft butt isn't as good as her regular one
Hypothetically would it be weird if I found a vtuber address and hypothetically would it be strange if I visited them to warn them about this fact
>>6306571Bueno, observa mi lengua natal, soda-chan
>>6306846She was just talking about minecraft blockass
>>6306908>flatgura is flatter in minecraftToT
>>6306846Collabing with Kiara filters the tourists
>>6306913Time for me to change this.
God, I forgot how good this duo is.Honestly, I feel like EN has some of the best chemistry outside of Gen3 in Hololive at this point, even despite some early/scuffed streams. They've come so far in the past year, it's incredible. I know Gura already did her "debut review" at the half year mark, but I wish the girls did a full collab as they marathon their debut streams and 'first full gen collab' and laugh at themselves and each other
>Gura is going to complete a Minecraft project>Gura is going to do it in one single streamThis is the new giant door
>>6306774The last time Gura streamed more than 13 hours in one week was her birthday week. Your estimates are also outdated.It's because she felt she was streaming too much and she decided to stop doing long streams. Her words.
>>6306753>Coco built Holohouse in Sims 4 >Thought we were gonna get Sims kino JP edition >Coco announced graduation a couple days later
>>6306598your yolk is leaking out eggboy
>>6306905Yes but so was WoW, surprisingly enough.
>>6306913>>6306882So who want to fill the tag with art?
>>6306836>Both stupid>I wanted APEXRespectfully, fuck off
>>6306925no it would be the right thing to do
>>6306944>EN has some of the best chemistry outside of Gen3 in Hololive at this pointAbsolutely not.
>>6306899I wish I could spend one hundred and eighty (180) USD on merch
>>6306905i know bro... buy i wanted more WoW Adventures...
I love this little cun cun. I need to lick that panty crust
>>6306913Fujos have a weird habit to not tag any of their R-18 art for some reason, it's hard to find lewd art of the homos
>>6306858>her nipples are very darkShe's pasty as fuck. She could breastfeed 10 babies and still have light colored nipples.
>>6306899stop wasting your money attentionfagging and enjoy the stream retard
>>6306925This reminds me of the schizo poster that thought Ame would get a chuckle out of someone tracking her down to her house and giving her a "peesa kitkat".>Heh, you're alright Anon, she'd say.
>>6306909Im actually in pain
>>6306650tell the discord i said hi eggey!
So when is the Minecraft arc ending? Surely it wouldn't go for THAT long.