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62981884 No.62981884 [Reply] [Original]

Lets settle this. Who would be the better fuck? Who would make a better wife?

>> No.62981975

1. Ririka
2. Ririka
Source: She's my wife

>> No.62982027

>>62981884
why not choose both

>> No.62982039
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>>62981884
me

>> No.62982109

>>62981884
If you actually managed to meet choco's impossible standards she would absolutely unleash herself upon your cock, so she would be the better fuck.
But she also sleeps like 20 hours per day so Ririka would be the better wife.

>> No.62982219
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>>62981884
biest for Choco as she is both a nice cake and molests my oshi roboco.
ririka is also very sex

>> No.62982254

>>62981975
Choco is the better cook and has a chill hag vibe about her. She really wants to be bred before her eggs run out. You'll need to fix her first which looks very hard. Ririka is a sexy nerdy sweetheart but she's got that retarded zoomer tiktok energy which isn't good wife material, but unlike Choco she'd be very clingy (in a good way) and is less maintenance. It's hard to pick.

>> No.62982261

>>62981884
Your mom

>> No.62982797

>>62981884
choco is damaged goods.

>> No.62982850

>>62982797
>choco is damaged
so I can fix her?

>> No.62982856
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This is too tough of a question, OP. I cannot answer. I will defy fate and fuck both and marry both.

>> No.62982910

>>62982254
>She really wants to be bred before her eggs run out
>he doesn't know

>> No.62982939

>>62982254
>is less maintenance (than Choco)
Seriously? The woman who stipulates you'd have to either work all day or live apart so you two don't see each other all the time? I find that hard to believe.

>> No.62982964

>>62982797
Imagine the thrill of knowing only you were able to turn her around.

>> No.62982989

Call me a fag all you want, but I probably wouldn't touch Choco even if I had a chance. Something about that woman just screams "trouble".

>> No.62983009

>>62982964
good luck with that. a woman that old is very hard to change.

>> No.62983018
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>>62982939
You still have to do nice things for Choco such as inviting her out for expensive dinners followed up by a night at a top star hotel.In this aspect Ririka is most likely less maintenance.

>>62982989
Fag. You should absolutely pump and dump her.

>> No.62983017

>>62981884
Choco for sex
Ririka for wife

the only choice

>> No.62983025

Choco would be a better vanilla fuck, and I guess is probably a better pick for those into femdom (though sort of by default, because Ririka can't do femdom, she just doesn't swing that way). Ririka is unmatched for femsub, or most other kinks.

Choco would be a better wife for a more normie person, who wants to come home and have a good meal and then have sex with lights off for the purposes of procreation. Ririka would make you cheap tasty garbage you can both eat while you're gaming, sit on your lap with no panties on and squirm against you while you both play games until you can't take it and bend her over the table, and set up punishment games and intentionally lose until she's wearing a lewd cosplay outfit, tied up with egg vibrators in her while she gives you head through her ring gag, cumming every time you call her a good girl and give her head pats.

There's no objective answer, but I sure as hell know which one I'd pick.

>> No.62983027

>>62982039
Why are you doxxing me

>> No.62983043

>>62982850
>>62982964
Choco-sensei claims two more souls

>> No.62983072

>>62983018
>Fag. You should absolutely pump and dump her.
Don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.

>> No.62983090

>>62983009
>woman that old
>still younger then me
now that's something I can work with

>> No.62983110

>>62983025
Man I just wanna hold hands and play games together bro

>> No.62983128

Akiroze is objectively better than Chocoslut

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>>62983025
>Ririka would make you cheap tasty garbage you can both eat while you're gaming, sit on your lap with no panties on and squirm against you while you both play games until you can't take it and bend her over the table, and set up punishment games and intentionally lose until she's wearing a lewd cosplay outfit, tied up with egg vibrators in her while she gives you head through her ring gag, cumming every time you call her a good girl and give her head pats.
Gachi?!

>> No.62983155

>>62981884
Choco is a menhera, there's not fixing that, she had sex with a teacher while she was a minor and date all kind of trash men, you can't fix that sexual and phycological problem.

At least Ririka isn't used goods

>> No.62983202

>>62983137
My POV as I'm about to lick Choco's shoe

>> No.62983214

>>62983025
>Ririka
s-sugoi...

>> No.62983244

>>62981884
Im sorry choco... but ririka is too strong...

>> No.62983539
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>>62983137
She literally commissioned art of herself tied up and showed it on her debut before she showed her model. She just reposted more art of her tied up literally minutes ago.
She did a pacifier batsu in smash knowing full well it sounded like she was gagged, and specifically talked to all the perverts that were joining because of it and welcomed them in.
When Hajime mentioned she had cosplayed as a police officer, Ririka immediately wanted Hajime to arrest her, and when Hajime said she was arresting her for being a pervert, Ririka was adamant that that was the greatest reward, not a punishment. Her only questions were 1: was she wearing a miniskirt? 2: did she have handcuffs? and 3: can I please get you to wear it again?

She has a praise kink a mile wide and might as well have a big glowing tattoo over her womb that says "dominate me". In fact the idea of having herself marked like that would probably be hot to her.

>> No.62983595

>>62983539
God I want Choco to dominate her.

>> No.62983616

>>62981975
I wrote this post

>> No.62983748
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>>62983539
>>62983025
So, what you're saying is - Ririka should be your girlfriend and Choco should be both of your mistress?

>> No.62983770

>>62981884
>better fuck
Nene
>better wife
Gozaru

>> No.62983776

>>62983748
nta, but yes

>> No.62983945

I will fix choco

>> No.62984076

>>62983748
If you're into that, sure. If I were to poly that combo, I'd probably instead say marry Choco and keep Ririka as both of our live in lifestyle sex slave, but everyone has their own kinks.

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>>62984076
>and keep Ririka as both of our live in lifestyle sex slave
Choco already has her sex slave...

>> No.62984301

Ririka seems like the type to enthusiastically indulge in my ringo fetish so I’m going with her for both choices.

>> No.62984337

>>62984201
Inheriting a RBC as part of the deal is what we call upside anon.

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>>62984201
and Roboco isn't complaining about free food and a harem of maids to clean her house

>> No.62984390

>>62981884
choco collabs with males so she's probably better at sex

>> No.62984460
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>>62983539
Yet more real time examples of what I'm saying, this time the praise kink side of things.

>> No.62984667

>>62984301
bro you have a fetish for a Beatle?

>> No.62984822

>>62984390
Ironically it's the opposite that's often true. You can trust open whores.

>> No.62984976

Choco would be a one-night stand I would try really hard to bag.
I could see myself dating Ririka, but Choco? No. It honestly sounds miserable.

>> No.62985144

>>62981884
I've been in relationship with a woman who was essentially Choco. Constantly making threats over failing to meet her impossible demands over the smallest little thing.
She was a great cook, and the sex was amazing, but I don't know if I could take that again.
Realistically I'd just want some lazy, plump fujo who'd be more realistic about everything. Streamers or VTubers with a million men fawning over them are a bad fit for a relaxed relationship in any shape or form anyway.

>> No.62985699

>>62984667
What? No, I’m not Nene. as in pee/omorashi fetish

>> No.62987367

I wish they didn't Japanify her name so much, Lyrica sounds beautiful.

>> No.62987459

>>62984667
Good one

>> No.62987846
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>>62987367
I blame whatever fuck reason they have for writing their names in kanji

>> No.62988250

>>62987367
I always thought it was more like "Lilica"

>> No.62988573

>>62988250
What's that word supposed to mean?

>> No.62988687
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Choco. end of thread

>> No.62988908

>>62982939
I'm already working all day 6 days a week anyway, so I don't see a downside.

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>>62988573

>> No.62989490

>>62988908
Same. Work hard all week, get to spoil a beautiful Japanese woman who would fuck my brains out and cook delicious meals. She'd be doing her own shit during the week which I'd like to hear about and we're not together enough to annoy each other over minor things. Anyone who's been in a relationship with a woman with no hobbies knows (You) become her hobby and it's unbearable at times. Women who have their own interests and friend group are good for stable relationships. If she cheats, dump her ass. It's simple. Choco wins.

>> No.62989577

>>62989415
So like lilith? I dont think ririka has any demon characteristics aside from semen demon

>> No.62990337

>>62989490
This is the woman who wanted her husband to live in a different house.

>> No.62990417

>>62981884
>wife
Why would you chose an old hag like Choco? Ririka all the way
>better fuck
I prefer Ichijou 'the Walking Onahole' Ririka

>> No.62990922

>>62990337
That suits a lot of men. Marriage has proven itself in all cultures to be an utter clusterfuck, so going about it in a different way isn't so stupid. A woman who truly knows what she wants and is upfront about it is better than a woman that lets society tell her what she wants, only to find out she's fucking miserable.

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Ririka can't really cook but she can throw meat on rice. She's also a tomboyish otaku, and loves games and tabletop stuff. Plus, she speaks good English.

Choco can cook amazingly, but is a hag who fooled with older men, burns cash on gatcha, and wants a latchkey relationship with a guy who owns property and a car in downtown Tokyo and does anything she asks.

>> No.62991250

Dating Choco will be really expensive and very mentally exhausting
Meanwhile if you date Ririka she would literally play RPG games with you while cuddling or play card games like vanguard with you. She can also cook "boy dinner" style foods. Literally a perfect rich NEET girlfriend

>> No.62991311

>>62990922
I can assure you that very few, if any, men want their wives living in separate houses lmao

>> No.62991328

>>62987367
Agreed. Ririka is also hard to say if you're not a Jap, while Lyrica rolls off the tongue easy.

>> No.62991552

>>62981884
Neither would be a poor choice. Both SEX. VERY SEX. Personally, I'm biased for Choco. I will fuck the unrealistic standards out of her and she will become the perfect housewife material.

>> No.62991725

>>62991311
I can equally assure you that there are very few marriages these days that actually last when they both live together. With or without kids. Just because you don't live together, doesn't mean you can't visit daily and stay the night. If anything it's more of a mental concept of just having your own space to shut the world off. I completely understand Choco's perspective.

>> No.62991776

>>62991725
maybe you could have a shared calendar and make appointments.

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>>62991776
I would gladly have a Choco fuck calendar.

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