/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

this isnt a cat

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1724530741885706537

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think

Previous thread: >>62906307

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

shontoes

[Anonymous No.]

hate bakers, love shondo
simple as

[Anonymous No.]

Passionate love making with shondo with tons of hand holding and neck kisses

[Anonymous No.]

why is her voice so cute? it makes me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62947225
jannies did this

[Anonymous No.]

>>62948879
embrace cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>62948925
he's not wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Need more porn of shondo

[Anonymous No.]

Need more passionate guro of shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>62948879
she’s 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949324
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

If you replied to her latest tweet check your post analytics on your reply for profile visits I think she was stalking

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
that was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
ITS SO FUCKING OVER IVE HAD IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949665
please stop stalking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
>no visits
im fucking killing myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
>zero profile visits

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
post proof or you're baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
I have never once responded to a tweet from Shondo and I never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
0 visits
She hates me it's shover

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949798
This is easily edited but fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
It was me sorry. Nice profile.

[Anonymous No.]

WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>>62950191
unlock your profile I want to follow you

[Anonymous No.]

only post at page 11 from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>62949603
that was me stalking

[Anonymous No.]

>>62950610
why

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when she used to follow us so much. Her liking or commenting on random tweets would make my week :(((((
I didnt even dm her so I dont care about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>62950784
it would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

she hates us

[Anonymous No.]

>>62950818
>>62950911
blame the ones who whined to her about it

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in my arms after giving her backshots to her shunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>62950963
he's dead

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder why the week after next will be light and on strange days

[Anonymous No.]

>>62950818
Remain hopeful and reply, no balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951115
jessie

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951115
if she's actually not a lying whore, it would be because she promised to visit the doctor by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951156
this image is fake, the chibi model didn't exist in 2018

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951193
she already visited, I'm her doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951236
This is what she wants you to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

can you stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951273
stop the rock, can't stop the rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951273
ok sorry I'll wait until page 11 to post

[Anonymous No.]

I think she just visited my profile

[Anonymous No.]

she just dmed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951414
that was me :)

[Anonymous No.]

I never know what to say whenever she tweets I always get so nervous and end up not typing anything and just liking the tweet I don't know how you guys do it. mabye it'll get easier if I "break the seal" so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951504
say shontoes in every tweet, she'll get the message one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951504
just reply with "ok"

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951591
if everyone kept replying ok to her, I think she would unironically go schizo even with the meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951639
that would be really funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951504
its been months for me and i still dont really know what to reply most of the time
sometimes i wait for a little bit to see what others type and just steal their reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951687
it would be rude and crude

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951729
What? If she wants to respond to mallows like that she should be able to take it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951798
rude and crude anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951798
yep she should've put lengthy, thought out replies to schizo ramblings that wouldve been a good use of her time

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951798
ok retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>62951798
those maros were schizo posts. being like that to your wife when she's being heartfelt is stupid
you're stupid

[Anonymous No.]

shondo don't reply to my tweets

[Anonymous No.]

shondos 9 inch schlong rearranging my guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>62948702
yes it is
fibber

[Anonymous No.]

some of you should ask jeff for the hookup you probably need it

[Anonymous No.]

shonlong sounds like a dinosaur genus

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952466
Who cares? Shondo is my wife and I'll never use it on her so size doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952521
Master Shonlong of the Shonfeet Dynasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952466
I'll have you know that I'm perfectly on the lower side of average anon it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952526
it was also about the losing weight part

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952521
shonlong schnidicus

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I get sad I'm wasting my above average sized penis every minute it is not inside of her, I need to hit her cervix and watch her squirm desperately

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952605
oh yeah true then

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952629
i typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952629
this. shunny is life

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes I thank the lord that im married to a girl on the internet and no one has to see my smaller than average penis again

[Anonymous No.]

>>62952730
>again
wanna tell us a story anon?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I can effectively destroy shunny and shervix with my size
I need her

[Anonymous No.]

Considering she has the tiniest fingers known to man and could not even get a finger in without pain I am terrified of tearing her apart with my beer can and the thought arouses me massively

[Anonymous No.]

I like Shondo she's nice to me sometimes and her ASMR helps me sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo staring and sniffing...

[Anonymous No.]

as the cockGOD i'm destined to be inside the shunny :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62953161
my adorable and curious wife…

[Anonymous No.]

my penis little but Shondo could peg me if she wants or we could get a big black bull, her call.

[Anonymous No.]

I know what you are dewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>62953333
as the cockgod your domain is cocks and cocks you shall receive

[Anonymous No.]

i posted cringe
im crying
its over

[Anonymous No.]

weird post in discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>62953623
>>62953634
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>62953708
I dont know what the cringe guy is talking about but look at fallenshadow discussion in discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>62953544
yours first then, my dms are open

[Anonymous No.]

i have a dog that when I pet her head or neck she moves forward enough so that I’m petting her butt every single time, the menace. i expect shondog to do the same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>62953852
petting shondos flat loli butt while she's collared and on all fours...

[Anonymous No.]

my firehose WILL impregnate shonwomb

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had sex before but I would try my best for Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve never had sex before but I would be feral with Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I had sex many times before and I'll satisfy her with ease

[Anonymous No.]

You don't know what kind of enemy you just made today Shondo. I'll have my top journalist men slinging mud your direction so fast you won't know what hit you. BVTM will be hearing of this

-Tama

[Anonymous No.]

awakening the shonwomb and punching its throbbing surface…

[Anonymous No.]

forcing Shondo to take off her socks at knife point

[Anonymous No.]

teaching Shondo how I can and WILL impregnate her feet at knife point

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954345
weirdge

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954428
>>62954482
Oh God she took the knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954345
DM me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954591
shondos feet would look nice in white stockings
SNIIIIIIIIIIFF

[Anonymous No.]

Kek that 1view in the discord pinging her and begging her to dm him
Jesus christ these nobodies really are wilding

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954700
Fuck now I need raw shonfeet fumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954345
Yeah we known you are worse than antis, seamonkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954345
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954345
did he actually type that? i didnt see all of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954869
>>62954801
its a joke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954591
>>62954700
I NEED to submerge her shonwomb in everything I have while huffing those perfectly soft child soles and getting high off the fumes…

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954889
sorry, this is me >>62953623, im still crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954985
eww cringe

[Anonymous No.]

that's 100% how vtuber dramatards act so good work at being so good at it

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo please stop tweeting now I have to wake up early tomorrow but I don’t want to miss anything

[Anonymous No.]

What's she talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>62954869
>@s̃h̃ãd̃õw̃õ I’m currently investing false flags that have been sent to loli vtubers, perma suspending them on X 30 victims so far. Could you dm me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955413
eating audio cables

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955427
>investing
KEK they should at least learn English before posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955427
wtf does "investing false flags" mean

[Anonymous No.]

>male vtuber
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1976192781?t=00h10m33s
Every. Fucking. Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955618
he means the groups that are working together to get loli vtuber twitter accounts like shondos banned. its not just her.

[Anonymous No.]

>male 1view joins the discord, pings her, demands she dm him, calls himself a vtuber journalist
She really was right about male vtubers, it's fucking crazy. Imagine the nerve to do this

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I think about Shondo taking a FAT piss after her 5th cup of coffee. She drinks a lot of water too so you KNOW she’s peeing a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955692
its the twitter freaks/trannies with discord groups who mass report loli things, its not a secret, what does this faggot wants lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955884
yeah right into my mouth :)

[Anonymous No.]

where are you guys even seeing this

[Anonymous No.]

what hobby do you think Shondo would think is neat I need to find something else to do with my time but I want to do something she’d think is cool if she ever found out about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955920
>what does this faggot want
To get into 30+ loli vtuber dms, it's probably worked on all but Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62955884
i bet her piss would taste nasty because of all the medications shes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>62956071
beating women

[Anonymous No.]

>>62956077
the one drama whore and also actual whore got in his dms, forgot her name already and she rebranded
she commented on the cake thing or something idfk

[Anonymous No.]

watching and feeding the birds outside with the Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62956071
gunpla is fun

[Anonymous No.]

tell me someone got a screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

getting shondo a polaroid camera so she can take pictures of each new bird she sees and make a little album to show me

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah, what happened to the bird drawing anon
did you draw any yet? show em i want to see

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t fix her but Shondo can make me worse

[Anonymous No.]

it was a joke shondo why are you always so angy with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62957783
why is she so mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62958189
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>62958189 (me)
nvm she is kissing me now

[Anonymous No.]

Was about to post art I made but then I checked discord and saw that last post was from Giru. The quality contrast would be too high. I'm not even going to bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62958802
If I were to post art I dont even think about stuff like this. Unless its your career there's no point. No shit a career artist is gonna be better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62958802
post it
i'll leave a :syadoupogger: and follow your twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>62958802
>guy who has been drawing for like 10 straight years is better than someone who hasn't
You're a weak kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>62959039
>>62959257
>>62959266
Sorry. Forget about it, just stupid brainworms.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes I think I will listen to the new ASMR for the 4th time to fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>62959364
Sleep on it and come back to it in the morning and make little adjustments that you notice. That always makes me feel better about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62960657
i listened to it 3 times yesterday I need to preserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62956795
here is one
its my favorite bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
Chiggen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
Amazing art dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
cute dog

[Anonymous No.]

She's been putting more funny pictures on main recently, I like it
>>62961343
Very cute chiggen anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
ohhh nice, looking good!
why do birds have such funny names btw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
Nice one, you're really talented

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
pretty good
weird dog

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
nice work

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961343
It's a loon, just like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>62961757
SHONDO NO

[Anonymous No.]

I need the cold shonsoles on my face NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>62962682
this except warm

[Anonymous No.]

Need oyakodon

[Anonymous No.]

my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>62963971
baesd

[Anonymous No.]

>>62963971
Don't apologize its funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>62963971
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

bro wtf...

[Anonymous No.]

she isnt even trying anymore to reply to non favorites

[Anonymous No.]

Scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>62963971
it was funny

[Anonymous No.]

numbers slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>62964461
Can't blame her for noticing her rambles are going from 200 likes to 2000

[Anonymous No.]

>>62964461
100k changed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>62964161
It is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder who came up with the term favorites for community mems anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I Can't Believe My Wife Is a Lesbian?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62964827
the mems who rate themselves too highly maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>62964827
Shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>62964161
seethe more third rate husband

[Anonymous No.]

be nise

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965229
begone new IP

[Anonymous No.]

I hate new IPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965454
cry more retard
literally the only thing you can say, npc

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965569
only npcs say npc

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965454
That's it fucker, I'm gonna do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965639
>no u
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965674
ok begone

[Anonymous No.]

the amount of times this one IP gets his posts deleted for trolling every day has me surprised how often he evades

[Anonymous No.]

when is shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966128
never

[Anonymous No.]

>>62965791
>Its just one guy, it cant be more than one that's impossible I am right no i dont care the thread is new is one guy reeeeeeeee
You are free to cope all you want, have another one, schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>new IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966186
wtf why not

[Anonymous No.]

>62964827
she did with her blatant favoritism
i used to think it was just shizo shitposting but its getting harder to not notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966254
>the thread is new
it's been 5 hours, new IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966423
That guy just writes reply bait answers really fast. It was the first under that tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966423
>she did
no she didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966399
idk why, im waiting but just shondo never

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry she didn't interact much today it's because she noticed I was around and she hates me

[Anonymous No.]

stop posting out of sheer boredom

[Anonymous No.]

Shadowmama cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966254
get off your ipad you child

[Anonymous No.]

interested to see how the "handing mom 4k gbp" shit works

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966734
But then I would never post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

We should have bargained for something like shadowmama asmr in return

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966871
>breakdown
>omg no i cant accept this
>accepts it and reads the messages
>is thankful and has some nice family time together with shondo
done

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966423
shitposting should be obvious to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967071
shondo would have said no to that i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967071
or a shadowmama stream where she talks about all of the really embarrassing stories of shondo then we all get really sad because its all schizo shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967071
>>62967167
Then it wouldn't have been a gift, it would've been a side gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967091
>I told you I don't want charity
>Are you looking down on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967071
I don't think Shadowmama has it in her to not say all of her personal information while rambling

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967071
You don't lay out bargaining for a gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967220
why do you want her mum to be a cunt so bad? she's not going to turn down a gift thats gonna benefit her family. pride wont get in the way of her kids getting gifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967225
you do if the person doesn't want gifts, hence til now she's always tried to make herself useful some way to earn money from shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966502
It was the second post asking the exact same thing. Both of them favorites too. I guess we know who she likes more

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967461
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967220
When was the last time you turned down free coffee from a friend out of pride and insisted that you pay for it with your own money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967220
she won't say anything like that but she might be upset for a bit, maybe even stressed about how to spend it all
same as it would've gone if shondo just gave her the money anyway but I guess if anything the "fundraiser" was to clear her own conscience about forcing money on her mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967220
t. has never heard Shadowmama

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967531
I don't agree that she's going to be a bitch about it but someone covering your tab at a cafe is different from them handing you $5000 because you can't provide for your family on your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967461
The other one was posted a few seconds later

[Anonymous No.]

Caught another one....

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967651
>you can't provide for your family on your own
She can though, it's just that she would've struggled and probably worked a bunch of part-time jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967531
That's a completely different dynamic from parent-child

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967765
anon I don't know if you weren't paying attention but she's not even good at her hairdressing job, people just find her entertaining
she's only barely literate

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967652
If you say so. When I looked the other post was older

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967779
It's because she thinks of Shondo like a literal child, the first time I paid my mom's bills she was tearing up that I'm all grownup now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967914
my mom hates to beg and starts to get concerned if I give her too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967883
I missed that one. There are three who said something similar but only one with a question mark.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate new IPs so much

[Anonymous No.]

fleece-san... really? again?

[Anonymous No.]

This is sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968159
i saw it

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care, don't tell me what happened you derek

[Anonymous No.]

>>62967654
>>62968159
nothingburger stop

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Shondo to get to the Kaitenger part of the final episode

[Anonymous No.]

roli-senpai... say it aint so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968159
I thought he only watched shondo? isn't that his personality trait

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968394
this niggas been gone for a month

[Anonymous No.]

derekposting has just become the new norm in these threads now i guess?

[Anonymous No.]

i hate dereks

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968457
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968457
you're months late, shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968449
thats the joke well done anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968449
I think he is just taking a break. Wasn't that what she wanted us to do?

[Anonymous No.]

derek is supposed to be derogatory like faggot, how do you fucks normalize this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968449
the day after he left she basically stopped ever mentioning gamersupps too, wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968394
I can't believe he got filtered by the funny bug powder company. Gamersupps kill count: 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968573
Derek anons very clearly enjoy being gay, thought that was apparent

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968576
He had to be sacrificed for her to stop. I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968607
rest in peace roli I didn't really want to hear about it either

[Anonymous No.]

>>62966871
>wow they really like me
>shondo, how do I start streaming?
>1st day debut
>another 4k
>1 month
>onlyfans launch
>shondo's family is catapulted into high-middle class
>gets new 3 story house, 8 bedrooms
>critters see this and starts planning their streaming career
>house becomes a full streamer house
>forest tree still doesn't have a job & still can't drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968695
>>forest tree still doesn't have a job & still can't drive
Brother in law...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968415
Literally the day he said he only watches Shondo and can't imagine posting in another chuuba's chat he was hanging out with Nina during her subathon. This wouldn't have been a big deal if he wasn't a 6-8 months sub and calling other shoggers cheaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968573
while i see your point fag has been normalized for 15 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968695
>onlyfans launch
God I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968596
this feels like a very straight themed thread though with shondo being cute and having husbands and wanting to be beaten up by them very romantically. how did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968720
what a fibber

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968695
>forest tree still doesn't have a job & still can't drive
I can save him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968695
being a woman is living life on easy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968695
he'll figure shit out eventually... I'd probably crumble too under expectations to be the only functioning member of the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968786
If you're willing to take cock up your ass there's a huge demand for straight dudes as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968720
that's the thing it's not even cheating which is what makes it kind of a pathetic thing to virtue signal

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968832
yeah, took me until i was in my 20's for it to hit that i gotta get my shit together. he'll step up and do his part soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968872
True. By his own standards that wifey disagrees with it's cheating, yet he does it anyway. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968415
he's also saying he stalks all her socials constantly, but always whines whenever she types in offline chat or her secret alts back then.
he's just a constant fibber that's in over his head, says what she wants to hear without putting in the effort to back those words

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968929
shondo would've never if she didn't luck out, and I'm happy for her
she definitely has that tendency herself to escape reality but that's kind of a part of being a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969023
woman moment (male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968720
>>62969023
pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

and people scoff at me when I'm open about having a side ho

[Anonymous No.]

>>62968576
she shilled it at the beginning of her asmr like a week ago. still hoping for shunny shonpee cup desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969166
who is it? I'm looking for recommendations

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969044
i wouldnt have blamed her for shutting the world out completely. even if it was just complete luck that led to it im glad she pushed on and kept going

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969166
I still scoff at you
you whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969166
As long as your not trying to have the moral high ground like fleece, then you're fine in my book

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you see your relationship with Shondo in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969372
dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>62969372
moved in together, saving for a nice farmhouse not to far away from our families and she's bearing my first child since she finally got healthy enough to have one :)

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>>62969372
one of us dead

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>>62969372
happily married

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>>62969372
Happily married with her (irl) with a set of twins living somewhere nice and warm

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>>62969166
as long as you don’t treat your side ho better than your wife you’re okay in my book, but from what you’ve said, that apparently isn’t the case.
that’s why you’re a whore in my eyes

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>>62969372
i never liked thinking about what the future holds cause i never have an answer for it. and even now, im still not sure

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>>62969372
I'll self destruct with jealousy and leave before getting then

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>>62969372
Ill get bored of her in the next 2 years and she will either be declining or dead

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>>62969372
I'm too mentally ill. I probably will isolate myself from her at some point because of something stupid.

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>>62969372
just to keep things real, 5 years wasn't even the beginning of EN vtubing and Japanese vtubing was still just budding. Hololive wasn't even in the limelight yet. The timespan is too long to even imagine how it'll be like in 5 years.

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>>62969551
>>62969419
>>62969531
>>62969539
cringe cynics
>>62969440
>>62969447
>>62969449
based optimists

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>>62969531
>>62969551
I made these posts. This is too real, im not sure how long I can take it

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>>62969372
bf yabbed to death

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>>62969372
shondo will be on her 5th consecutive year of being pregnate with my children. she now stays at home with me and bakes and takes pictures of birds and stuff

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>>62969591
why are you like this?

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>>62969584
lets be real, that would never actually happen, and if it did, like someone actually got rich enough to buy her hand in marriage, it would be the end of her career and maybe even life if people schizo out enough to actually attempt something in real life.
a happy marriage (irl) is something that'll never happen, let alone a baby with her schizo cocktail

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>>62969372
Hopefully I'm better at art by then

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>>62969584
optimism only gives you a higher place to fall from; not reaching expectations is a bitch to deal with. with cynicism there's no way to go but up

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>>62969645
why do you take things so seriously? it’s a relationship out of love, anon. she probably wouldn’t marry if she wouldn’t feel happy

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>>62969645
doubt all you want im still winning. she WILL bear my firstborn :)

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>>62969686
to point, being too cynical can go badly as well.

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>>62969504
I'm not even the guy who normally posts that sorry I fibbed

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>>62969645
if you married shondo you would have to deal with shoggers harrassing you for the rest of your life

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>>62969372
she's gonna be dead from her chest tumor by then

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>>62969645
she’s like a little girl and believes marriage is solely peak love and romance, and that even if things fall through the marriage should continue for the kids at least. it’s all love and family with her, why do you have to be rich now? she wouldn’t be happy in that kind of relationship.

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Guys please be nise.

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>>62969645
Who's going to get in my way? After I win and impregnate her were going off the radar

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>>62969778
correct, that's true too

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>>62969858
dude, she married us to save herself from poverty.
it was made very apparent during the last watch along

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Personally I blame SEA for this thread's problems

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>>62969645
you need to be less concerned with reality or this whole thing isn't gonna work out for you

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>>62969858
Love would need to be there first and foremost, but don't think you're convincing her to abandon everyone and her career without a significant financial incentive.

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I always say I never watch anyone else simply because it’s true, not to virtue signal like Fleece. I could care less if anyone watches other chuubas, but I just feel like I only have time for the one. In the beginning I watched some others but my interest in them faded because I never loved them the way I do Shondo

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>>62969973
the point is money wouldn’t be an incentive for marriage to her.

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>>62970015
>He doesn't know

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>>62969914
And what did she say to give you that idea

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>>62969584
I changed my mind again, I will still be married to her and everything will be even better than it is now.

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>>62970042
I don’t care for the literal schizopost, threadshitter. That’s not something anyone can trust

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>>62969858
>>62969914
Shondo's unironically one of the most red pilled women on marriage. Butterflies come and go, it's a mutually beneficial partnership built on loyalty/understanding.
>>62970015
You don't understand her then.

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>>62970015
It would be if you want to marry her away from her career

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>>62970015
his point is the marriage wouldn't happen without money because she'd have to give up her source of income for 6 people. its not an incentive but it is a requirement.

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you guys took her too seriously over something that was said to hurt when she was hurt and is obviously not an actual real option for her going by anything she's ever said of sound mind
her richest oiler could propose to her and she'll probably turn them down especially the more she realizes what sort of expectations shoggers have from a totally real relationship

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>>62970126
she wouldnt marry me i dont even make half of 6 figures

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>>62970279
that’s not why she wouldn’t marry you, she just doesn’t like Indonesians

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My honest answer is that I love her and am happy for any time that I get to spend with her. I hope we're still together in 5 years and just as happy, that would be nice

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she'll have probably "evolved" more by then

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>>62970334
same

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>>62970372
shondo monke real??

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>>62970117
she could 100% drop the wife act and keep streaming or go back to being a purely asmr content creator. it wouldnt be the death of her career but almost all the regulars would disappear overnight if she didnt keep it secret. money would still be a requirement to an extent though even if its just for extra security

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Her happyness comes first, it's not like we have any chance with her anyway so her getting a rich bf won't realisticly change anything. People strawman by saying she would stream less but most husband's don't mind when she takes weeks or month breaks now anyway, why would the reason for the break change that?

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Why is it always new IPs?

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>>62970459
>Her happyness comes first, it's not like we
stopped reading there. Don't care demoralizing seanig

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>>62970459
>its not like we have any chance with her
speak for yourself

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>>62970107
>>62970117
>>62970279
the point is that you can’t marry her by just being rich. that’s stupid and she values actual love and mutualism first over anything. she would and does turn down options that would financially support her because she just doesn’t like the idea of them.

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>>62970126
I advise you to read through her mallows from that time again very carefully

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Guys how do you cook a turkey, thanksgiving is coming soon and I'm not prepared

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>>62970452
disappearing would be the least they would do.
she cultivated an audience of die-hard schizos, if she actually got married in real life, she would be facing the wrath of hundreds of people that actively stalk her every move. she would be lucky if she escaped with her life.

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>>62970490
>wanting her to be happy is demoralizing
Seems like you have some deep issues here

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>>62970452
stop thinking about the hypothetical reasons she would marry in order to imagine some strange ntr scenario where she needs to hide that she’s married irl and stops being an online loli wife

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>>62970516
correct. I don't think anyone was suggesting all you have to do is be rich lmao. but if the love is there and you're a broke ass she's going to say sorry anon I need to support my family/I don't wanna give up streaming.

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>>62970516
>she values actual love and mutualism first over anything
no, she has said in the past that she could tolerate and suck it up to marry someone rich that would support her and her family. but since she has this now, she was "saved" from that fate

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>>62970604
/shon/ doesn't like it when you say "we" before an opinion

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>>62970603
good thing it would be me she's with so i could solo them all :)
for real though all these "schizos" wouldnt do shit to her irl. i have complete confidence in saying nobody is capable of making that play and its all larp

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Remember she loves streaming. I don't think she would be happy if she had to give that up

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>>62970661
no thread does

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>>62970667
Gojo dies in chapter 236.

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>>62970667
You haven't been around long enough to know. She wouldn't last more than 2 weeks if she did that

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>>62970580
no matter how mad she gets at us and imagines other scenarios she knows they won't work out

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ok you can stop with the irl marriage hypotheticals now, unironic cuck scenario thinkers

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>>62970694
i know :(
>>62970700
i've been around longer than my sub/following says. yeah theres that slim chance someone would actually try it and the ideal play is to go off radar but idk i cant seriously see someone going that far

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>>62970762
sorry shondo I know you were just trying to hear some nice things

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>>62970580
Post them

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>>62970645
I wish she'd just come out and embrase that part of her where she doesnt show us affection out of love but for money, it would make everything a lot simpler if she doesn't have to explain the contradictions all the time, and the idea of her being an emotional prostitute who has to kiss us and do borderline sexual acts when we want it so she doesn't starve because she has no other option, like a online slave trapped in our virtual basement is so hot, if she leaned into that she can always have some burst of Stockholm syndrome when she feels really affectionate and wants to show us real love but she can be a whore the rest of the time

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>>62970762
I just said I wanted to marry her, I didn’t want it to go this way

[Anonymous No.]

what happens to a shogga when you ask them to think 5 years into the future

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>6 figs
Not even a millionaire would cut it because all of (You) combined are "an older righ guy" and she actually loves spending time with (You) so why would she mass divorce for some 6 figs shitter that she might not even like? Wifey admitted to having a price but it's nowhere near that low, you'd have to casually drop 10 million dollars on her family not her and still have enough to support your wife for the rest of her life. Basically your account should hold at least 50 million dollars.

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>>62970804
>I wish
stopped reading there

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>>62970846
>shondos cunny is worth 50 mil
unironically true

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Can somebody please just post them or link to an archive

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>>62970903
false, it’s literally priceless. why are you thinking this right now when responding to a hypothetical where she marries someone else?

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>>62970846
There's no way any woman knows what to do with 10 million, her entire family situation could be solved for half a million, maybe a little more.

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the problem with the cuck hypothetical is nobody's taking some proposal on the spot with a relative stranger and it'd be tossing her principles aside to continue streaming to covertly date the hypothetical suitor and all that risk for something that probably wouldn't work out because she's not fit for the sort of expectations her fans have

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why do you guys project these rich guy thoughts so much, she likes homelessmaxxers and more so likes family men over other manly archetypes

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shondo didn't even tell us where she sees us in 5 years

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>>62971040
likes has nothing to do with what she needs.
she herself knows that the most

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>>62971040
homeless people are scum of the earth and are homeless for a reason

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>>62971063
She absolutely does not btw, she is very dumb
she more so needs her other family to pick up the pace and start providing even a little bit but that’ll probably take a while

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>>62971063
anon you’re kinda dumb

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>>62971167
I agree with her being retarded, but she is keenly aware that what her family needs the most is money. It's the one thing she knows more than anything else.

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>>62971241
what she expects is for her to use donations to pay them currently but if members got to work bringing home bread as well it would greatly alleviate things.

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>>62971305
definitely agree, but shondo would spew countless excuses to save them from ever getting a job. forest tree definitely needs to get off his ass, but she's too much of a coward to give him the hard kick in the ass to get him to work.

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>>62970985
>solved
Do you think she wants her mama working for the rest of her life? You'd have to support her whole family as well, put the critters through college, buy FT a car...etc. If there's no night and day difference in lifestyle she might as well keep doing what she's doing.

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>>62971071
be nise

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>>62971375
if she allows me to marry every one of her family member as well, then I'll provide for all of them equally

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>>62971040
She says she likes men that protects their family above anything else because this is the safe answer to not trigger anyone, anyone can become this person. But in reality, besides that, she would look for a tall strong guy with a manly personality. Most shoggas are nowhere close to her actual type and if you failed your genetics lottery for height, you wouldn't have a chance.
Of course, this is just a hypothetical scenario and none of this fucking matters anyway. If this bothers you, then you don't believe that she is committed to this relationship and it's best to filter yourself out.

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>>62971404
do not marry the cat or gaymer

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>>62971429
the power dynamics of her favourites would shift so much once she does her virtual meet and greet that she keeps getting conflicted about

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>>62971429
cool it with that last part, I’m not going anywhere. I absolutely believe her when she says she likes men that care about her family though, she’s been struggling to care for her own most of her life.

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>>62971167
I unironically despise her bum ass family. Her grandmother who won’t work and thinks she still gets to control the family, not even letting them sit on the fucking couch, her awful sisters who are exhibiting extremely bratty behavior lately, her brother who can work but fucking doesn’t, and her useless Retard mother whose taste in men is the reason for all of Shondo’s problems growing up.

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>>62971486
care about their family* i mean. family men are very respectable

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>>62971470
I do believe this is the reason she is conflicted. The illusion will shatter so fucking fast. It will be disastrous. I hope she never does it.

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>>62971429
her ideal man is literally impossible, you have to be a house husband that takes care of everything in the house including cleaning, feeding her, carrying her around, and buying and cooking for her. While also making enough money to solely support her entire family and drive them around wherever they need to go, while also never leaving her side for too long, while also never touching her, just sitting near her and being by her side. Not to mention always sleeping in different beds.

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>>62971552
she got over the different beds thing with us but that’s easy to say, real life is weird and awkward sometimes

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>>62971552
Skill issue. Just don't be a fetish friend.

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>>62971582
she also says things like sitting on our laps to game, rubbing her cute butt against it, or even sitting on our lap facing us to talk to us at point blank range. but we all know it's impossible for her to actually do that in real life.

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I'm nowhere near her ideal man but who cares because it's all online. I make her laugh sometimes and that's good enough for me

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>rat racers think they can buy her with 1-2 million and a 6 fig salary
JFC I hope one of you gets lucky with crypto or something and tries to propose irl. The suicide would be funny.

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>>62971620
yeah? that’s fine, she’s honestly a lot happier this way being able to feel love and be loved like this

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>>62971662
is this post from 2019?

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>>62971677
rat racer shitposters didn’t exist then so no

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>>62971582
In what stream did she say that again?

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>>62971674
I love when her little baby heart gets all romantical, she’s so silly when she wants to lap sit and be a bratty touchy girl with toddler grabby hands. it’s very cute

[Anonymous No.]

i think not baking during sea hours would be cool, sorry eurobros

[Anonymous No.]

No baking during sea hours my shiggies. Gn

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>>62971789
why do you only post this each time after the thread calms down? kinda sus bro.

[Anonymous No.]

very dumb and retarded thread, i liked the bird though
>>62971815
smogus

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>>62971812
gn

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>>62971749
It was an alt stream I think. From the time she was doing them multiple times per week.

[Anonymous No.]

gn shoggas

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>>62971878
I have all of them backed up but I don't remember which one it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>62971919
I don't know if I'll remember that. I think I remember the stream being presented as a bedroom date, but I might be mixing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62971919
NTA but it was a very offhanded comment, just about her fantasizing about wanting to sleep on top of us.

[Anonymous No.]

i love shondo very much and I will earn a place in her heart goodnight

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>>62972007
cute…

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>>62972025
>please dont hurt me
I wish to BAP her very lovingly yet violently as a show of affection

[Anonymous No.]

gn thread

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>>62956665
fuck that’s really cute, i torrented a couple old games like both ztc games and have been taking pictures of modded birds in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>62972499
anon that’s kind of cute Godspeed

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>>62948702
bros it's so over she's dumping us to become a BA vtweeter

[Anonymous No.]

last for pee chair memorial
you were barely sniffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>62972946
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF