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>A FUCKING DINO (male) officially joins Holotori, supported by Hololive staff.
This is divine punishment for not adding Nerissa.

>> No.62820261

>>62820175
didn’t you already made this thread

>> No.62820381

>>62820175
>>62820261
Yeah Steve explain yourself?

>> No.62820420

>>62820175
Why did Achan do it bros...

>> No.62820511

>>62820420
I genuinely think she mistook her for the eagle guy. That would be hilarious.

>> No.62820535

>>62820175
>officially approved by A-chan
unicorn bros it's over, he's gonna have orgy sex with kiara, mumei, reine, lui, subaru, and possibly nerissa

>> No.62820594

>the cover management spokesperson shilling and hyping up the new member is drama

>> No.62820676

>>62820175
It's fucking obvious at this point that they want Hololive to be like Nijisanji, normalize male collab and shit

>> No.62820738

>>62820535
bruh what hahaha

>> No.62821050

>>62820535
yeah if there's anything that's been missing in their lives, it's a 2 inch flip riceclit lmaoooo I'm sure they can't wait to meet him lmaoooooooo

>> No.62821135

>>62820175
The Vesper of Fartmist

>> No.62821383

Go to bed Nerissa

>> No.62821759

>>62820535
Hot

>> No.62821897

>>62820175
how is a dinosaur a fucking bird...?

>> No.62821918

>>62820420
>Forced by Yagoo himself to go along with the "be nice to the boys" agenda

>> No.62821967

>>62821897
Trust The Science™

>> No.62822070

>>62821897
Dinosaurs evolve into birds

>> No.62822154

>>62821897
Because birds are evolved from the dinosaurs that survived. All the famous dinosaur species died out, but the small feathery ones made it.

>> No.62822660

>>62821897
I'm pretty sure chickens turned into T-rex at some point before the ice age
But then they came back, so it's only a matter of time before the rex returns

>> No.62822665

>>62822070
>>62822154
I get that they evolve but isn't he supposed to be an unevolved dinosaur and like a dino / t-rex? This is just weird and logic doesn't line up at all. Y'all are really coping. I've seen some shitters say he's leeching and I can't help but understand their valid concerns when this seems so out of place. Also, has he even talked to Kiara about joining? I thought this was her unit since she started it, wtf is this... corpo bullshit marketing bullshit. I'm turned off. I'll see him in a year or so or never

>> No.62822771

>>62821918
>"be nice to the boys" agenda
dyrbt

>> No.62822896

>>62820175
All birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds.

>> No.62822964

>>62820175
I really hope you bigots don't think that he shouldn't be a part of Holotori just because he's male. Have some fucking respect for other genders.

>> No.62822976

>>62820175
You already tried to do this with the purple homo and you got told by Kiara herself to fuck off
When will you homobeggars get the hint already?

>> No.62822984

>>62821918
>a-chan is the holoflip's personal cumdump
lmao

>> No.62823023

>>62822964
Go back to X

>> No.62823078

>>62820175
No one gets left behind, am i right?

>> No.62823095

We already seethed about this
Come back tomorrow when he says/does something even stupider.

>> No.62823127

>>62822070
>>62822660
>>62822154
so birds are dinosaurs.
but dinosaurs are not birds.
dumbass.

>> No.62823137

>>62820175
Meh, Holotori is a shitty forced version of Umisea anyway. Nothing of value is lost.

>> No.62823187
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62823187

>>62820175
Oh boy, can't believe we're getting a sequel of picrel so soon
In reality this will be forgotten by everyone after like a week or so, just like the whole Axel x Nodoka saga, which A-chan also approved btw

>> No.62823213

>>62823137
Holotori came before Umisea dumb newfag

>> No.62823260

>>62823187
>axel x nodoka
>forgotten
Did you ignore the amount of axel begging when nodoka got her 3D

>> No.62823382

>>62823213
>Umisea is a subgrouping of Hololive talent. The group was revealed on September 14, 2021
>Jan 5, 2022 — Holotori (ホロ鳥) is an inter-branch subunit within Hololive

>> No.62823464

>>62823187
>Forgotten
Not since Gumiho and Shu, have i seen a girl thirst for a guy so bad as Nadoka and Axle

>> No.62823665

>>62821050
Now type it again, retard. This time without crying and punching the air behind your monitor.

>> No.62823702
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62823702

>>62820175
But I thought this guy was gonna save us???

>> No.62823718

>>62821897
yeah he will be fucking birds real soon

>> No.62823847

>>62820175
>officially
>supported

>> No.62823923

>>62823187
>In reality this will be forgotten by everyone after like a week
Well till Kiara has to do a superchat reading and gets a
>WHEN IS THE NEW BIRD JOINING HOLOTORI ARE YOU GONNA COLLAB?
Bait or just moron it happens every time.

>> No.62823958

Where did A-chan told him to join Holotori? Reading comprehension much?
You guys are reaching new levels of retardation every day

>> No.62824042

>>62823958
Don't play dumb beggar

>> No.62824108

>>62823702
Gura you retard. How did you let this happen?

>> No.62824120

>>62822964
My nigga he isn't even a fucking bird.

>> No.62824133

>>62824120
neither is Subaru

>> No.62824166

>>62820175
They made a shitty joke to hype him up. He's not in the group or will be able to do anything but get shat on by Kiara if beggars want to waste their money on supas if she even bothers again.

>> No.62824200

>>62824133
She was meme'd into being a duck and has accepted her role as the quintessential duckchuuba a long time ago. This seanig is a dinosaur.

>> No.62824218

It's probably a joke about how birds are dinosaurs.
Though I am unironically seething that A-chan mentioned him, I hate male vtubers so much.

>> No.62824250

>>62820175
While birds are technically dinosaurs by common ancestor, dinosaurs are NOT birds. It doesn't make any sense.

>> No.62824342

>>62824200
https://www.youtube.com/live/ldA3-NrjE7Y?si=j0gRz0PtIFm-8RG4&t=485

>> No.62824556

>>62824342
>08:20
>"I am duck, please nice to meet you"

>> No.62824620
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62824620

We need to find the final solution to the filipinx question

>> No.62824658

chickens evolved from Dinosaur so he's practically her daddy
Dino Daddy

>> No.62824777

pool's closed

>> No.62824810

>>62824777
Kiara said it's open for Kaela, so I don't see why they can't add him

>> No.62825498
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62825498

Kiara lost
Dykes lost
Unicucks lost
Total HOLOSTARS Victory

>> No.62825559

dmitri jap bros... how could this happen...

>> No.62825562

>>62824810
Kiara and the other Holotori members like Kaela though, which is the difference

>> No.62825603

>>62825498
>Posts a Reddit meme
Just the usual /vt/ things

>> No.62825638

A chan is just retarded and bad at english, a male can't be in Holotori because there are no males in Hololiev, simple as

>> No.62825642

>>62822964
Congratulations, it took me 3 seconds of reading to figure out that nothing you say is worth listening to

>> No.62825721

>>62825638
it just means "you can holotori dance too". she didnt say "you can join holotori" but this board is full of dramaniggers as you know.

>> No.62825725

>>62820175
>LE WOJACK POSE AND LIVE REACTION XDDDDDDD
This bitter feeling never leaves me

>> No.62825736

>>62820175
>Expecting Kiara of all people to let this creep into her vanity project
Jesus fucking kek

>> No.62825755

>>62825721
good, this is a great way to spin it

>> No.62825854

>>62824620
China is working on it.

>> No.62827321

>>62820175
we all know "holotori dance" is code.

>> No.62827792

>>62823702
>>62824108
Homostars are not within Jap jurisdiction.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=holostar+gorimane

>> No.62828335

>>62825603
>visits reddit to know its from reddit
>decries reddit
just the usual 4chan things.
redditchads run this bitch

>> No.62828451

>>62820175
These threads lack inspiration. I've seen bait that genuinely made me angry in my life, but here, it feels really cheap, got to say that I'm deceived by the Hololive antis.

>> No.62828617

>>62822771
>still thinks Yagoo isn't homobeggar prime

>> No.62828725

>>62820175
How does this translate to him being in Holotori? If hakka isn’t in it, then why tf would they add him?

>> No.62828864

>>62825755
you are either illiterate or a retarded schizo

>> No.62829121
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62829121

>>62821897
it's more like birds are dinosaur. seriously, they're in the same theropods group as t-rexes. obviously there were also dinos that are nowhere close to birds genetically speaking, but a t-rex is closer to a chicken then a crocodile

>> No.62829923

>>62823137
bait used to be believable

>> No.62832119

>>62820175
Oh great, the pinoy just can't keeping it in his pants

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62832803

Does absolutely everyone /here/ pretend that they were not just joking around, or is this board really this retarded?

>> No.62833106

>>62821897
Tyrannosaurus Rex had feathers.
>May I see the fossils?
No.

>> No.62834118

>>62828335
Pretty much this, Tribalfags ALWAYS lose

>> No.62835576

>>62832803
He is joking, but it's obnoxious and unfunny.

>> No.62838515

>>62820175

>> No.62838730

>>62820175
Boys aren't joining Holotori, and staff is not asking for that to happen.
They just want Stars to cover Holotori Dance.

>> No.62838828
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62838828

>>62821897
Everything about dinosaurs is fabricated. its literal science fiction. None of the bones you see in museums are real. Its just artistic recreations of what they think it looked like.

>> No.62839047

>>62820175
>A-chan a compromised homobeggar
This can't be a shock to you can it? The whole of management wants hololive to stop being what it is, so they can get into that normie green. And yes, that is retarded but they don't get that.

>> No.62839057

>>62822660
What the fuck are you talking about nigga? terror birds?

>>62821897
Birds are dinosaurs but not all dinos are birds. "Dinosaur" is a cladistic category that includes birds

>> No.62839103

>>62820175
learn to read. it says do the dance. not join retard esl.

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