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62697554 No.62697554 [Reply] [Original]

Yahoo, listen to me, please. I love you like a brother. I deeply respect you and what you've built. But I'm begging you here. I need you to fucking understand this. I will not watch males. Do you understand? I am not going to watch other dudes, Yagoo. I don't get why this is so hard to get. It's not a complicated sentence, Yagoo. For the love of our holy father who art in heaven, I am on my fucking knees harder than the holostars are when you invite them up to your office for those "private meetings", I am on my fucking knees here Yagoo just begging, I am fucking begging you to please just understand this singular itsy bitsy thing. I am not going to watch other dudes. Look. I get it. CEO is a stressful job. Hell, I know what it's like to get tired of the usual and want to add a little something new to your bussy collection. But brother, this ain't it. This isn't the way. You're a smart dude. Look at your chuubas. They reach out, find some new collab partners outside of Holo sometimes. Yagoo my man that's your in. We can both get what we want. Think about it. Instead of recruiting permanent additions that you'll eventually get bored of, you gotta spread those wings man. Those dudes you fuck? They know other dudes! And you know how it goes, a little quid pro quo, a little tightening of collab permissions, and look at that, you can wheel and deal your way into loosening them on a per person basis after they let you loose them first if you catch my drift. My guy I will not watch male streamers. It doesn't have to be this way. You're just not thinking big enough here my brother. You've got the golden ticket to expanding your horizons as much as you expand the stars assholes under your god damn thumb yahoo. We don't have to play these silly little games, come on man. We don't need to do this song and dance just for a drop of cock compared to the ocean at your fingertips. Don't settle for less than you're worth. You deserve a fag fucking fiesta worthy of your time and you're just dropping the ball when you could be swimming in balls. Work with me man, just please work with me. I just won't watch males Yagoo. It's not gonna happen, I'd take a fucking bullet for you man you know that but I just need you to hear me for once when I say that I am just not gonna watch men. It's not gonna happen. But you know I've got you bro. I am telling you, you built this walled garden so well that all the ass out there is yours for the taking. Nigga you have the power to make Risu's non-stop nut November look like a nunnery training. I'm telling you, work with me and you can unlock the ass-fucking nirvana of your dreams. I will not watch males, but that's exactly what you want and you don't even realize it. You deserve the real shit, king. Ditch the baggage and get that gape for real. It's a god damn win-win. Just think about it, okay? We ain't gotta play these games when we can both just skip to the winning part. You feel me?

>> No.62697818

>>62697554
based

>> No.62697933

>>62697554
>posting this here
please... send it directly to COVER

>> No.62698121

>>62697554
tldr

>> No.62698177

>>62698121
I dare anybody to pull off a tl;dr of OP

>> No.62698192

>>62698121
schizo tantrum: "I don't like homos so they shouldn't exist" basically

>> No.62698200

>>62698121
mad about holostars

>> No.62698448

>>62698192
>>62698200
oh okay, but what about that stuff about "get that gape" near the end.

>> No.62699103

>>62697554
>You've got the golden ticket to expanding your horizons as much as you expand the stars assholes under your god damn thumb yahoo
kek

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>>62697554

>> No.62699294

Good copypasta

>> No.62699431

lol

>> No.62699546
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>>62697554
holy based, that's dedication

>> No.62699732

>>62697554
Tdlr; Stop debuting failed stars branches I wont watch them. But I know you're doing it because you want to fuck and be fucked by femboys. So just spend your money building yourself a gay harem and leave hololive alone.

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>>62697554
Hello? Based department?

>> No.62701964

>>62697554
based

>> No.62702010

>>62697554
mucho texto

>> No.62702335

Very bases

>> No.62702397

>>62697554
Take it to LiveJournal

>> No.62702520

>>62697554
>Yahoo

>> No.62702856

>>62697554
Same, I thought Yagoo would have given up on his male idol dream after seeing what happened with Magni and Vesper but here we are

>> No.62703148
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YAGOOO CAN YOU FEEEL MY HEART????

>> No.62703411

>>62698448
OP thinks Yagoo is homosexual

>> No.62703796

I like how this goes from like a massive complaint about males and not watching them to asking Yagoo to open up a gay male brother to fuck dudes
But I am a smart unicorn and will not fall for this cringe shit and read past the first 3 lines

>> No.62704239

>>62697554
>I love you like a brother. I deeply respect you and what you've built.
Stop cocksucking a corpo CEO who got the corpo there 90% due to pure chance and fucks it up in almost every corpo decision they take by themselves.

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