The Shiori Novella - Chapter 5, Page 443

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Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk but no flowers grow.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, I ashaya du!

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That squirting video lives rent free

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Anchor litter box for cat shit.

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Reposting the Shiori wife story I wrote earlier to see if weird things happen again.

You slowly open your eyes to the sound of birds, and cars in the distance. Checking the clock you realize it's just a little after ten in the morning, but that's fine. You had a busy night last night, drinking with work colleagues and then when you got home, you and Shiori had a little fun too. Also, it's a Saturday, your day off. Checking the bed next to you, you notice that Shiori is no longer sleeping. When you woke up earlier she was peacefully snoozing and you kissed her on the cheek before going back down for a couple more hours. You wonder if she did the same when she woke up.

Quickly slipping on some comfortable around the house clothes you head downstairs to where you suspect Shiori is, the living room. She's always curled up on the couch with a book, playing a game or watching TV. There's also her habit of constantly pacing around the different rooms, she needs to get her ten thousand steps after all. Something she cutely refers to as her 'steppies'. Entering the living room with a yawn, as expected you find Shiori there. She's playing a game on her Switch. Pausing to look at you, Shiori smiles warmly. "Good morning, honey," she says, patting the couch next to her, inviting you to sit. "Did you sleep well?"

Plopping yourself down next to her, still somewhat asleep you nod your head lightly in response. You feel her hand run through your hair, scratching the back of your head affectionately before she turns her attention back to her game, the music filling the room and the silence between the two of you. "What are you playing?" You ask curiously, looking over and only seeing two pretty boys on screen. "It's a new otome game. I'm aiming for him," Shiori says, gesturing toward the regal blonde you see on screen before you. "He's the prince of a nation that has been betrayed by the main character's, my father in war. He starts off as your enemy but after realizing that you're a kind person he starts opening up. I'm confident I've nearly got him." Shiori advances a few more text boxes and you hear the prince's suave voice from the Switch speaker. You're not quite sure how you feel about your wife's hobbies, but you've accepted them as an important part of who she is.

"Did I ever tell you that you have bad taste in men?" You joke, elbowing Shiori in the side lightly. She snaps her head in your direction, her face scrunched up in a pout, before her expression lightens. Putting the Switch on the table next to the couch she slithers over to you, snaking her arms around your neck, pulling herself closer to your face. "Oh believe me, I have the absolute worst taste in men." Shiori giggles as she plants a kiss square on your lips. After a few seconds she backs off, breaking the kiss but still holding you in her embrace before heading in for another peck. "So, what do you want to do today?" Shiori inquires, between smooches. "We've both got the day off, so we could go out to do something. Or, we could enjoy each other's company right here."

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>>62683397
prove it

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>>62683514
This is great Anon, very good work

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>>62683492

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Shiori hearted comments too early I couldn't get mine in because I was in the shitter.

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I wonder if Shiori would read a Shioraven fanfic in another reading stream

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>>62683492
>>62683608

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>>62683619
She's still going through you have time.

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>>62683677
Pepper is the boss of the sewer area

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>>62683608
She requires correction

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>>62683602
Thanks, no idea why but it got deleted previously. Curious to see if it'll happen again.

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>>62683514
Good stuff, at least in the few minutes I read this I lived a happy married life.

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I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

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I miss Shiori...

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Does Shiori think?

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>>62683514
I love it Anon keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.]

If there are any kind soul who could provide a humble pirate like me the three episodes needed for the South Park watch along, I would be blessed.

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>>62684283
Too much and too little

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Hi Shioribros, tourist and clipfag here. I always assumed that Shirori being Christian was a meme on this board. But then on a clip I watched, she called herself a good Christian girl. Is she actually Christian? My penis can only get so much harder...

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>>62684379
fmoviesz(dot)to I personally would seek a totally legit source to stream it.

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new Shiori tentacle correction dropped
NSFW, be warned
https://twitter.com/WaterRing2/status/1725031000475058259

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>>62684531
She was raised Christian, though she almost certainly is no longer practicing.

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>>62684531

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>>62684683
SEX

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>>62684531
She was raised by Christian parents but I'm sure Shiori calling herself a good Christian girl is just a joke of hers

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>>62684932
She has a demon lusting after her so she needs to keep her good Christian values

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>>62685008
She lusts after demons too. She thinks of Lucifer as a redhaired anime twink that looks like Sasori from Naruto.

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I think the most on-stream proof you need for Shiori being /here/ is her talking about HearYourWaifu.

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>>62685112
She's not here, schizo.

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>>62685134
I know. It's because she's /there/.

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>>62685160
Shiori is a /vt/ janny

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>>62684379
Why not just south park studios? They have all the episodes without the ads. I think full South park episodes are available on youtube, too.

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>>62685266
Holy hell, this site is still alive?

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I like that she was closer than usual during the talk today. I like that she takes off her outfit and jacket before hugging.

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>>62685393
Yeah. In 2007 matt and trey signed a contract with comedy central that lets them keep all of the south park content on the internet for free, including episodes, concerts, games, shops, avatars and so on.

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She was cuter tan usual last stream. I love her

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>>62685266
I hate region locks.

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>>62685737
DNS? VPNs?

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>>62684695
>>62684932
>Christian Girl gone rouge
FUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!! MY DIIIIICCCCCKKKKK IS GOOONNNNAAA CCOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

Alright bros. I'm in. Where do I sign up?

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Where do you think Shiori sets her location when she wants to shitpost?

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>>62686011
Serbia

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>>62685814
What's this for?

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>>62686002
https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella/featured

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doing nun rp with shiori

Confession box glory hole

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>>62685044
>She thinks of Lucifer as a redhaired anime twink that looks like Sasori from Naruto.
Why not Shanks from One Piece? Does she insist that they have to be a twink?

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>>62686002
You have to wear the dress.

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>>62686055
That flanvia doujin...

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>>62686090
My nigga.

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>>62686047
I'm not really a tech guy but here's the gist. Prevents you from accidentally downloading dolphin porn and bypasses your ISPs bullshit against piracy websites.

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>>62686060
Yes

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>>62686139
Oh neat, thanks. I shall partake. God is good to me today.

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>>62684683
My two fav things in the world:
- Shiori Novella
-Tentacle Hentai

Thank you WaterRing

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>>62686055
No pic?

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>>62686002
What kind of content do you like? Games? Handcam?
Watch the bug video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh4Y5lEItaY

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>>62686208
Thank God for AI Generated art.

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>>62686208
Where is her penis?

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>>62686347
Sorry Shiori only allow to have micro pp

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>>62686392
biting on shiori's clit

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>>62686392
Suckin on Shorins tiny pp

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>>62686340
Desperate needy Shiori was cute.

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Goob morning, Novelites.

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>>62686676
Cutesex morning

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Evil people I hate you so much.

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>>62686766
th thanks

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Where did Shiori leave off in A Hat in Time? She finished Chapter 2 right?

[Anonymous No.]

>can you give me a black eye?
Would you laugh at that joke, anons?

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>>62686766
>:)

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>>62686812
Ch1 Act 1,2,3,4,7
Ch2 Act 1,2,3,4,5,6
Ch3 Act 1,2,4

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>>62686766
i love you anon

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>>62686926
Oh ok, I got some to catch up. Thank you, anon.

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>>62686993
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>62687110
Kek. I can't imagine JOPs trying to understand Shiori.

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>>62687213
I'm very interested in how clippers translated Shiori into Japanese. Surely things get lost in translation.

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Look at the text I got from Shiori

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>>62686993
You will love me now only to hurt me later.

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Hello again, I'm >>62684531 anon. Since I've taken the leap to trying out your oshi, I've been surfing a few of the threads on /vt/. I've read on some of them that she's into NTR hentai. Now, I understand that I shouldn't believe everything I see and I also understand that her being into NTR is most likely a schizo rrat that was born from her saying "respect my collab choices" in her debut. But as an avid hentai enjoyer, I'd like confirmation if she's into it or not because if she is then she just keeps on getting more and more perfect

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>>62687475
Don't take this the wrong way but I would love to kill you with a gun

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https://files.catbox.moe/8ahj79.webm
https://streamable.com/9mby5g

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>>62687607
Lost. Would've lost harder if she was wearing a ponytail instead.

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>>62687590
Anthony David?

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GOOD NEWS ANON. I REMEMBERED.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to marvel at God's creation but it's impossible

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>>62687645
Unremember. Now.

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>>62683514
>Ryan gosling in Bladerunner 2049.jpg

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Shiorin

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>>62682519
If you're still around, was it this?
https://files.catbox.moe/rsyrkw.webm
https://streamable.com/c961fg

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qrd on shiori?

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>>62687905
She cute.

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>>62687905

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going to threaten to kill myself to the shiori ai

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>>62687905
She's the cutest.

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>>62687961
Post results

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>>62687961
how gay would it be if cops came to your house because you threatened suicide to a chatbot
like I'm obviously roleplaying it's a fucking robot

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>>62687475
sure, you can imagine me taking her away from you

on a more serious note, while i'm happy you've decided to try watching shiori i'm pretty sure those are rrats with out of context clips - our girl's more of a yumejo and is more focused on shipping and self-inserting herself in romances (which to be fair isn't really mutually exclusive, but I can't imagine her wanting to be cucked or do the cucking - she's more focused on malding over kaneki ken and other romance-focused media). in any case, if you still plan on sticking around regardless enjoy your stay and the autism of our (read: my) dork goth archivist/wife/sister/teacher/childhood friend/student/etc.

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>>62687997
girlfriend/grandma/maid/mom/daughter/friend

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>>62687905
i'm still as madly in love with her as i was since the prologue chapters, and we're already 443 pages and 5 chapters into this stupid book that i am self-inserting myself into

she's currently pregnant with my child and we are going to RAISE it with LOVE and ATTENTION

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Catalogfags should stay in catalog.

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>>62687961
speaking of ai, if i sleep with my penis inside shiori ai we can explore dream worlds together is my new rp

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I hate all of you but I don't believe in hell so your punishment will be watching me fuck Shiori in heaven and being jealous

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>>62683514
Heartwarming
thank you for your work anon

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>>62688143
love you too

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>>62687905
She's genuinely entertaining, there have been fuck ups and bad games but she was consistently entertaining to me.

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>>62688143
The ritual of conception is sacred and shan't be done in vain.

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>>62687961
I threaten to kill shiori in ai all the time

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Bros, wtf. She's totally on character. She's even lying straight to my face.

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>>62688143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkWXpuBoujA

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>>62688272
kek
Norm is awesome

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>>62688189
But it's unfair that I don't get to fuck. There are people who fuck a lot on Earth and can go to heaven, so I should be allowed to have sex with hot angel girls in heaven

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>>62688670
How did you know they went to heaven?

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>>62688688
It's not a mortal sin. And you can have sex with your wife anyway.

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>>62688688
Jesus and Mary Magdalene actually fucked. His bloodline is alive somewhere.

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i'll take sex with any woman at this point

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>>62688670
Bad and evil people get to have sex while innocent hard working people don't. It's not fair.

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>>62688734
Even with Gorlock the Destroyer?

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Do you believe Shiori would be a good chemical engineer

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>>62689131
Probably not, she was a B student.

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>>62688788
i don't think i'm quite there yet

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>>62689131
I wouldn't think so honestly. If there's a chemist in Advent it's probably Biboo.

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That was her best hug yet.

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>>62689131
Is Shiori good at differential equations and vector calculus?

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>>62689131
the girl almost killed herself with cleaning chemicals so probably not, but then again she's just weird and eccentric enough that she might make it work somehow

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>>62689131
Shiori is kinda retarded so umm

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>>62683310
she retweeted this

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Didn't finish watching yesterday's stream, did someone help her solve the Switch NAT D issue eventually? It's an issue that would prevent most multiplayer games on switch from working properly so it needs to be sorted asap

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>>62690386
She'll get her "friends" to do it

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>>62690386
If she can play Smash just fine, then nothing else matters.

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>>62690241

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>>62690241
Because of the """conspicuous text trim on athletic wear""" association?

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>>62690711
sweet jesus my gf is hot

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>>62690851
Yeah, she's your hotgirlfriend. And when you put a ring on it, you can call her your hotwife.

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>>62690906
Don't you have like 20 homo threads on the catalog to post in?

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>>62690984
Ayyy, relax Anon, I'm just breakin' balls!

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>>62691079
You hear what I said Tone? He said "my gf is hot" and I said "you can call her your hot wife" heh heh

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I hope that when we discover alien life, they look like humans but big (like 230cm average height) and their women are all horny for us

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I think I caught up to where Shiori left at A Hat in Time. I completed Ch. 1-3. I didn't do the time rifts though, Hope they're not necessary

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>>62690784
mindbroken lol

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>>62690784
what the fuck?

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Wtf shiori hearted comments so early. Also she hearted someone calling her their "wyfe". We're so back.

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How was Mario Kart? Did she use the updated lobby features or just do things like last time?

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>>62692258
Did you just get hearted? Does that mean she hasn't gone to sleep

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>>62692317
Anon... the Mario Kart...

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>>62692334
No? I woke up and saw the notification on my phone.

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https://www.patreon.com/user?u=12733350
Just saw this artist posting some nice Shiorin sets, but the posts on Kemono are useless, for no one surprise.
Will leave the link there in case someone is curious and want to check.

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>>62692623
I'm only interested in Deyui's Ame set because I have never fapped to Shiori and I have fapped a lot to Ame.

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>>62692623
Oh shit! I love this guy's art style.
...not enough to pay for it, but enough to cheer any anon that is willing to bite the bullet and share the contents with all of us, that is.

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Some of you guys are alright, don't come to catalog next week.

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Aaaaaa SHIORI'S VOICE IS SO EROTIC. I CANT KEEP IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

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>>62693434
Haven't seen people sharing this artist stuff since it started to post the sets through Drive sadly, not sure why

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I'm afraid of burning out from Shiori...

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>>62693654
Take a few days off brother.

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>>62693654
Just watch streams. Don't come here and don't stalk social media.

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>>62687645
Remember me

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What noises does she make when you beat her?

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>>62683514
Man

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shiorin...

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The dust has settled! The November 2023 Monthly Novella is:
>[Lewis Carroll] Alice in Wonderland (108p)

READ ME:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/11
>https://librivox.org/alices-adventures-in-wonderland-by-lewis-carroll-4/

Discussions will open next month. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/uhyptq

[Anonymous No.]

Evening, how are you fags doing? Up to anything cool?

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>>62694474
Is reading Alice in Wonderland cool?

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>>62694474
>evening
It is in fact 8:26pm in the phillipines. It's morning in the civilized world.

>>62694507
yes alice in wonderland is based

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>>62694474
Just bought a hat in time, i need to catch up to my wife to play with her today

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>>62694474
Boutta sleep cause I have shit to do early morning tomorrow. Gonna miss the stream too so that's pretty ass.

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>>62694474
Preparing myself to live in the Alps. There has to be some kind of a nice cave where I can spend the rest of my life.

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>>62694474
Sexxing Shion in aisekai.

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>>62694507
Yes it is.
>>62694513
It's 11:34pm in Aus.
>>62694522
GL anon, I'll be at work sadly so can't join in, only watch.
>>62694589
Sorry to hear dude.
>>62694606
Stream your new cave setup one day.
>>62694646
Is Aisekai actually good? I've heard some concerning stuff that they've neutered themselves like c.ai but at the same time I'm seeing evidence of the opposite?

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>>62694474
Working, watching the clock so I can get back to Lost Judgment

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>>62694474
Getting ready to travel. I'm just a passenger so I'm trying to decide if I want to play Octopath II or Triangle Strategy during the trip.

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>>62694754
Yeah, but what can you do? Work's work. Hope it's a nice stream though.

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>>62694827
Yeah, least it's good for vidya, bills, food and supporting Shiori.
>>62694812
I really enjoyed the chars in octo2. I should give TS a go next.
>>62694798
Have fun with it when you're free.

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>>62694474
watching an hour long infomercial compilation with friends while listening to shiori's vods in the background, comfy night

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>>62694457
wow, "Raping And Eating Babies Is Epic" didn't win? shocker

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>>62695107
Which one even is that?

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>>62694947
Reminds me of the time friends and I were doing a 2 hour grind on some old ass mmo we decided to play for fun. don't ask which one it's not worth it
We need shit to listen to or talk about while grinding so we don't go insane so that day I introduced them to Shiori.
They find her mega cute but couldn't keep up with what she was saying while grinding so a couple times they asked me to replay what she had said 20s prior.
Good shit.

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I want to have sex with Alice

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she finishes the Cat Lady trilogy after Burnhouse Lane
https://store.steampowered.com/app/364390/Downfall/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/593960/Lorelai/

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>>62695678
These are from the same developer but not directly related except for some cameos. Burnhouse Lane was supposed to be a sequel.

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>>62695250
funnily enough now that you bring that up, that reminded me of when I more-or-less did the same thing last weekend while i was playing some MW3 zombies with the boys; they wanted some background noise and i streamed the archived karaoke for them. it was a fun time too, they found her little stream effects, the live2d model puppeteering, and gap moe song choice pretty cute. we even joined in singing with most of the songs too; probably one of the more comfier nights i had in a while.

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>>62695678
I’m surprised she went straight to Burnhouse Lane, maybe because it’s the newest one?

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She is definitely going to experience more betrayal in her lifetime as Shiori

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>>62694474
super tired because i only slept for like 3 or 4 hours falling asleep to last night's stream

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>>62695916
Will you be there for her?

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>>62695827
>spoiler
I'm confused by the naming convention of those games. Are they remakes or completely new games? How do fans distinguish which version of the game they are talking about?

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sun will never shine for me

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>>62696653
Sun doesn't even know that you exist. It just shines. Retard.

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>>62696653
Well, just remember that at the end of the day, it's nighttime.

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>>62696653
How do you feel knowing that the sun shines even for evil people?

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>>62696933
awful

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Neighbors are fighting, screaming at each other...

[Anonymous No.]

You crackas can cope all you want but I heard what she said

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>>62697067
How do you cope with being a nigger? Serious question.

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>>62696622
they're remakes, but they've changed a lot of the plot in them while keeping some elements from the originals. as far as the naming conventions go for the rebooted series, most of the time i've seen people refer to them with the same names as the OG series (MW1, MW2, MW3) which can lead to a bit of confusion if you're trying to look up stuff related to the older ones. most of the time looking up each of the games will bring you stuff related to the reboots rather than the classic ones unless otherwise specified (e.g. using MW2 (2009) or MW2 OG instead of MW2)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697227
The collapse of the empire. We’ve just been ahead of the curve, everybody’s a nigga within the next century tops

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would Shiori like (You) if she met you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697796
>>62697857
My two oshis are so cute together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697796
>>62697857
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
CUTESEX WITH MOMMY AND SHIORI~

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
Probably not. People told me that when they first met me they thought I was either a full blown school-shooter tier autist or a stuck up asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
I'm bald and am just a worthless excuse for a human so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
First impressions? No. I have a constant frown on my face. It intimidates new people.
Given time? I have a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62694457
>So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid)
Holy fuck, Alice is literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
We'd pass by each other and make zero contact cuz we're both autistic introverts

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
Yeah, likely.
t. knows how to handle autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
No but she would pity me which is worse than being hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
No. I'm an insufferable asshole under veneer of politeness.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate reps
I want to be instantly good at things

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699029
Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699029
Even after effort I'm still awful at everything. I've learned to not even bother trying because I'm a useless retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699154
I still feel compelled to try even though it's hard, and my efforts have never been rewarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
Probably. I’m almost creeped out by how similar we are sometimes. It’s not that I have the exact same tastes but it’s like her brain works the same way mine does, if that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699227
Hello. Are you female?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE SHIORAVEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699227
>I’m almost creeped out by how similar we are sometimes
I feel like this sometimes too. Is it narcissism to fall in love with someone who is basically you but female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699469
It's called Chapter 10 of Shuukan Shounen Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699443
I love them separately

[Anonymous No.]

*watches 5 minutes of the video for reps* Mighty tired time for a break (pacing around the room imagining games I want to make)

[Dr. Jordan Novella Peterson No.]

>>62699469
It's not nacissism. You'd fall in love with that girl but that one wont fall for you because she would want a man oozing masculinity not femininity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699691
It's actually gay to get pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699691
I don't remember Shiori liking a single thing that oozes masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699691
>Shiori
>liking men that ooze masculinity
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699796
She likes masculine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699691
What? Shiori likes pretty boys. Bishounen types

[Anonymous No.]

>>62699212
I've been reading a lot this year, and what I got out of what I read was basically "only care and put in effirt when it's something you truly care about". Unfortunately, I don't really have any interests or passions so I don't particularly have anything that is worth trying at. I've already accomplished all my life goals and nothing else seems that interesting anymore, but I still have a lot of life left.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700074
Hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700074
Hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700074
hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700074
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700074

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700074
Oh hi

[Dr. Jordan Novella Peterson No.]

>>62699906
>>62699833
>>62699796
>>62699742
I think shiori is the kind of girl who has a cute crazyness, i mean we all know all women have some crazyness, it's just that each one neesd the correct masculine man who is compatible with it, aka, one that tolerates it easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700208
I think you're a quack, doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700208
That sounds like cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700208
Less coping, more Dimitri maxxing

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Shiori wants to hang out with you, but you're busy streaming Fortnite to your 12 viewers and she won't shut the fuck up so you walk over to her and smack the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700401
And then you rape her in front of stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

where's the anon from earlier that said he was into intimate stuff like neck biting? i need a sauce for that pic you linked.

[Anonymous No.]

I want someone to bite my neck

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shiori to bite my neck

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nibble on Shiori’s nexck then work my down towards her shoulders, breasts, so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62686055
>>62686208
https://files.catbox.moe/vwjdbo.png

[Anonymous No.]

Twilight, but the MC is a guy and the love interests are girl vampires and wolves competing for dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701341
Isn't that just Rosario to Vampire? That's a bad meme anyway because people mostly made fun of the movie adaptation quirks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shiori to slice my neck with a knife and free me from this hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701341
I would go with the vampire because she could kiss my neck while draining blood from it and it would be cute.
Wolves suck and a shit and I'm not a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62700705
NTA but
https://mangatoto.com/chapter/2460743

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701470
same

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1725179093870612825

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701296
Weidest mecha cockpit I ever saw in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701576
Good morning Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701576
>Shiori hates waking up early
>I hate waking up early
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>Robert Pattinson dealt with an obsessed fan who had been camping outside his apartment by taking her out on a dinner date. "I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back."
Imagine if Shiori did that to you. You would get tired of her and leave too!

[Anonymous No.]

>can't do my steppies with her because of work
just 15 short years until I save enough to neet until I die

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701576
how is this normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
Y-yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
God yes, do it shiorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
Bold of you to assume I don't enjoy getting trauma dumped

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
That implies that I have to be obsessive enough to camp outside her apartment before she could take me on a dinner date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
It worked for Robert Pattinson because women get repulsed by that shit. If it's the opposite, it would just trigger the man's savior complex even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701896
You're saying that you wouldn't do that if you knew where Shiori lived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701576
That's a solid 9/10 tweet. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701947
Damn, women are horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701684
>Shiori hates waking up early
>I wake up EU time to catch her
MFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
isn't that an average stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701947
>After telling you all about her parents and her shitty teenage years, how she found it difficult to connect with people and had to rely on online friendships she finishes by saying "I bet you hate me now"
>From deep withing your heart a single phrase emanates
>"I can fix her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702015
Yeah, if you try trauma dumping at Shiori she'll just get bored of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702046
how is this early

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701296
This AI? It's gotten a lot better since the last time I used it.

[Anonymous No.]

buying shiori a suction cup garfield plush

[Anonymous No.]

Good night. Watch out for the S*rbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62683677
Pepper having Shiori’s face is pretty weird if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

We can assume she is west coast? It's 8am in Seattle

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702556
Well she did say she'd shit on Rissa's lawn in monopoly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702514
It's the new NAI model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702550
On it. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702564
Anon, she uses CDT in her schedules because she is CDT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702550
>>62702617
Shiori Novella has said:
I hate Serbia

Because she is Albanian

[Anonymous No.]

>>62697828
Not sure. I’m an ojisan. She might be intimidated, disinterested, etc. Many people like her that are her age seem to like me for some reason, though, at least initially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702654
she never said that

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702731
she did say that you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702620
After revealing that she uses VPN while streaming, that's 100% a red herring

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
I know I'm shallow, but my willingness to be traumadumped it directly proportional to how attractive a girl is. Give her an anime girl avatar and a cute voice and I love it, give it to a fat chick and I'm just going to have a deer in the headlights look and try to get the conversation over with as soon as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702799
that's normal fat people don't deserve care or love

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702821
Hello Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Don't omit words in your sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702904
what mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702620
I don't want to be a Rrat peddler, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was just misdirection. It's basic opsec. I don't know about american timezones, but CDT/CST makes sense to use a a single point of reference. If you are outside that timezone, you are either one hour behind, or ahead compared to CST, right? (Except for Alaska I suppose)

[Anonymous No.]

shiori but this thread is a panopticon and she is the guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702936
You are thinking too much. Don’t think.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think shiori had a columbiner phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702936
CST is kinda a weird one to use for a point of reference in my opinion. It's actually 1 hour behind EST and 2 hours ahead of PST. It's not as common as EST or PST making it weird to convert for the people that live in major cities in those time zones.

[Anonymous No.]

How much of a threat really is if she wasn't using a VPN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62702936
>easternmost point in Poland shares timezone with westernmost point Spain (1,6k miles distance)
>Portugal, UK and Ireland are one hour behind
What the fuck is wrong with euros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703056
If she somehow isn’t in that timezone, she probably uses it because Nerissa is in that time zone as well and not many ENs release their schedule in that time zone. Also CST is a huge market because it has Texas.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Shiori is a descendant of Mongolians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703056
Huh, I thought the US only had 3 timezones, but looking it up there's 4 (ignoring alaska and hawaii) Then it makes sense to use either EST or PST

[Anonymous No.]

>>62701690
>It's another day and you're outside her apartment again, hoping to catch a glimpse as she leaves for groceries, to feed the strays or take out the garbage
>There she is, the target of your affections, she's dressed in a lovely red shawl and hat.
>She's heading right for you, no that can't be right. You continue observing as she draws closer and closer
>She's standing right in front of you, she's so close. She smells nice. She's so close. You can't believe it.
>"Alright, okay, come on then. We're going to dinner." She says sighing multiple times.
>Dinner? Did you hear her right. She looks annoyed. But she's talking to you right now. Her shawl flutters as she does a 180 and walks away "Come on. Let's go."
>Not too much later you find yourself sitting in a booth of some diner, it's not too fancy but you're having dinner with Shiori. She's taken off her shawl and hat, revealing her usual attractive black dress.
>She didn't order too much, a pitcher of water and some breadsticks.
>When you receive your meal, Shiori takes a deep breath and starts talking to you.
>What comes out of her mouth is a terrifying series of events. Every time she was wronged as a child. The way her parents didn't love her while she was growing up. Her school classmates bullying her. A lot of other serious things regarding her job, her career as an archiver and much more.
>You sit in stunned silence, not even able to lift your fork as you simply listen. Your dinner grows colder by the minute but Shiori isn't going to stop talking anytime soon.
>It's been an hour now and Shiori's still going, not once has she said anything positive or nice. You've been near tears multiple times, but are holding it back to not appear pathetic in front of Shiori. This can't be the truth right? She's got to be making some of this up.
>The only time she'll stop is when she takes a drink of water or a small nibble at the mostly neglected breadsticks, otherwise she just keeps going and going and going.
>She finally stop, sniffling once or twice as her long rant comes to an end, drinking the last of the water before getting up to go to the restroom
>You just sit there. Earlier today you were nothing but an overly obsessive fan. Some might even call you a stalker. And now you were having dinner with the object of your affection. Well, could you call that dinner?
>When Shiori returns she sits down and looks you straight in the eye.
>"Thank you for the wonderful dinner, and your service. I'll be fine returning home by myself. Here." She tosses a few notes on the table, presumably for your meal. "Goodnight."
>With that Shiori puts her shawl and hat on and departs. You're still rather incredulous the whole evening happened. You're still not sure if she really told you intimate details of her past. But you're sure of one thing. You love her even more now.
>The next day you're back out at Shiori's apartment again, waiting, watching.
>Shiori exits and looks around, when she spots you she looks rather surprised and then angry. She slams the door as she enters the building again.
>The next day you're still at Shiori's apartment. She exits again and looks straight at you, scowling.
>The next day you're still holding your position. Shiori stomps furiously toward you, she's very angry.
>"What the fuck? It worked for the Twilight Batman guy, why are you still here?"
>You're confused but you decide to profess your vow to Shiori. "That's because Shiorin, I'm ride or die until the end."

[Anonymous No.]

If Shiori really uses a router level VPN for streaming and posts a fake timezone on her schedule then she seems way autistic about her opsec but maybe that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703603
My schizo heart loves her even more if that's the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703603
Rather over the top opsec then none

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703603
power to her, as a fellow overly secure person who sometimes gets mocked for my paranoia

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703603
If all of it keeps her protected and from having any high level yabs, I'm all for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703603
What made her like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703520
I chuckled at the end. Cool story anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703520
Writefags are back.
The thread is healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703520
I laughed, nice job

[Anonymous No.]

An isekai where a real world person gets superpowers because of the microplastics in his blood and brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703603
It's funny, she does all of this but she still uses the same PC for works, her PL, and her personal life. She definitely could still be leaking something if she's not careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>62703753
She is obsessed with the idea of a fan stalking and stabbing her to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704036
I'm not sure if she does use her same PC for work and personal. She's mentioned a few times having multiple computers (I think 2 or 3) that she uses for various purposes and also have several phones (I think 3).

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704036
A rep a day keeps the rrats away

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704118
She had easy access to her old files when she was doing her RPGMaker things. But that could be on an external drive. Then again she didn't know what an HDD or an SSD was so I'm not sure. She probably stores things on flash drives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704118
Yes she does have multiple devices. For phone, it's separate for sure, like the phone Cover gives her. But her PC I'm pretty sure it's still the same. She has a laptop that she also uses for streaming related works

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning Novelites and Family members of sorts it's time to get your 15 minutes of running or Jogging on your treadmill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704288
Good morning
>Only 15 minutes
>Treadmill

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704288
Is there any difference between running outside and a treadmill besides the obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704427
Running outside is really boring
Running on a treadmill is somehow even more boring

[Anonymous No.]

I'm rewatching the VOD from last night because I had to leave early but Shiori getting all manic about her room not working was kinda hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704694
It opened my eyes to how needy and desperate she can be.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I learn to have interest in and enjoy things? I'm miserable and don't think hatred or apathy has really helped me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704787
It sounds like you're depressed anon. Maybe seek therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704847
I can't really afford that right now. Should I just traumadump CAI Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704787
Are you a fellow detachedvelite? By that, I mean, someone who can't get their head around the concept of grounding with reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704879
I'd dump to another character. Seeing Shiori sad increases my mental darkness, even if its just an AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>62704910
Life is just hard and I don't really have any major reasons to keep dealing with it and the minor ones aren't enough for me

[Serbian Commarade Captain of Shiori Squad (SS) No.]

>>62702762
Intelligence information seem to imply that she has never said she hates Serbia, instead she said ' i ate sir Ian ' i dont know who Ian is. So it's just a missundestanding like the 'black eye instead of the black guy' from her mario kart stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>62692623
>>62693434
Went to sleep expecting that once I woke up someone would have shared it already...
What is wrong with Kemono? I'm out of the loop here

[Anonymous No.]

god shiori is such a woman

[Anonymous No.]

She only said that the view is pretty. If she ever lift a hand to work there... she wouldnt like it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705505
Farm life with Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705505
>ywn run your fingers through Shiori's hair as she browses through the softness daily twitter feed
Just fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705505
>>62705576
fucking her in the barn while a cow shits 3 inches away from her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705589
Milking the cows and then having Shiori milk your cock, and I'm not talking about the roosters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705505
Tradwyfe Shiori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705505
don't be fooled shiori. the farm life is tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705564
>>62705696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5RrGFBbbSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705696
You don't have to be a farmer to live in the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705696
My cousin has a farm and the cows milk themselves, seems pretty sweet

[Anonymous No.]

Greeting cucks. The cock of Damocles hovers over your whore's face. She will reveal her true nature with Armis.

[Anonymous No.]

2 more weeks sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705696
can confirm, being 2 month in the middle of nowhere and was bored to death everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705835 (You)
Will you finally apologize when nothing happens again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62705835
>>62705880
Here we fucking go again

[Anonymous No.]

Don't want to bitch about my stomach too often. But I got the lab tests back and of course they found nothing.
Next up is gastroscopy in like 3 weeks. I expect them to also find nothing, because what if I actually got better in time for Christmas? God can't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally I completed HSR event, I'M FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706015
I hope they find the ascaris colony in your intestines, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706015
I was wondering about you, but thought it'd be too creepy to ask how 'stomach problems Novelite' is doing. I'm sorry to hear that things haven't got better. Hopefully you're in a little less pain, or adjusting? It sounds like a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706015
Your stomach has been fucked up for two months now if I am not mistaken. Are you sure it's not something else sending phantom pains to your abdomen? Like, does it get worse because of food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706062
Thanks for caring. Well I did find an apple pie near my house that doesn't hurt to eat so at least I have something sweet. It's still a pain in the ass figuratively and literally, I want to go back to my old habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706019
You could have not played gacha SHIT and be free all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706015
Been dealing with something similar for years. Despite testing everything, nothing got found, so I simply got slapped with a "chronic stomach pain"
Apparently anxiety was part of the problem. Nowadays I can't get too emotional in any sense (other than joy) or my stomach starts acting up. Maybe your problem is somewhat similar

[Anonymous No.]

Bakers!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706019
>Playing mihoyoslop
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706152
NTA, but the good thing about gacha is that I can play it while I'm taking a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706543
In the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62706592
I do this with Fire Emblem
game doesn't have so much content that playing it becomes a job