/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Napping Hours Edition

Last thread: >>62285501

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX

>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>62326855
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62326881
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>62326881
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>62326855
I will audition
I will get accepted
I will continue to post racist things on /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327702
Ganbare, magmite-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327702
Gott speed mein fellow mag

[Anonymous No.]

>>62327702
what keeps you motivated little polmite? And what slur will be the first you will ever say on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

ive always wanted to see a sort of model swap stream with Vesper and Shinri. Something tells me Shinri couldve really fit the mold for the dark academia vibe the 1.0 Vesper design was obviously going for because it really feels like their models got swapped last moment sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>62328679
I think Shinri wouldn't be too bad of a fit with Vesper's model, but I can't imagine Vesper in Shinri.

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>>62322438

Had thoughts about applying to Stars myself. Even with a severe lack of a content-creation portfolio. Was thinking "hey, here I am, a blank slate".

Eventually chickened out because I am on a semi-borrowed laptop.

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Morning bwos

[Anonymous No.]

>>62328943
konichiwaaaa oomfie >////<

[Anonymous No.]

>>62328943
Sup nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329216

[Anonymous No.]

>>62322438
Axel is literally fucking /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>62328943
sup

[Anonymous No.]

>>62328391
THE SOUTH KOREAN PLASTIC SURGERY TOURISM

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329314
>Altare
>Stopping when someone says no
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329314
Seeing the models flipped bothers me so much, probably axel is the worse one

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329285
I kind of wish Axel would stop coming here because it's bad for his mental health and he's already isolated enough as it is without him accidentally saying something racist.

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>>62328391
I'll play ff7, sneak into shinra, and then laugh when tifa calls barret a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329447
Fixed it for you
Haven't seen Axel flipped, that sounds very noticeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329768
now make the ears bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329768
I want Axel flipped on my bed

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>>62329874
based and same

[Anonymous No.]

>you auditioned for holostars
>get accepted
>all your genmates get beautiful/high quaility models
>unfortunately for you, Cover decided to you an ugly model (even uglier than Magni 1.0)

What would you do next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329950
make a lore about how Yagoo stepped on my face when I was a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329837
Shut up Shinri

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>>62329950
I will quit before the anniversary leaving a big mess to spite them for giving me an ass model

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329950
cry and try to make into a point of charm until/if I get the opportunity for a 1.5

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to the weekly podcast? I thought with Vesper out of the way it could be released on time

[Anonymous No.]

>>62329950
Idk but I'd still take the job

[Anonymous No.]

I adore making these little icons a lot playing with backgrounds are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330364
very true to dingo

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>>62329950
Stream with my shitty model and try to appeal to fans who would come to me for my content rather than my model. Besides, insane fujos are constantly looking for weird tumblr sexy men which is what I'd be. i would encourage fan creativity as much as possible

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>>62330364
Awww, so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330401
>weird tumblr sexy men which is what I'd be
Not necessarily, you could get an ugly himbo/chad model

[Anonymous No.]

ANY CHUCKSTERS?

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>>62329950
Tell everyone that Pako is a shit artist and male FGO characters aside from Ritsuka and Gilgamesh are garbage.

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>>62330480
Then I'll stream for the barabros with suspiciously deep pockets. I also wouldn't numberfag so

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330485
what? are those are machiroons?

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>>62329950
ask Vesper

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>>62329950
I would be passive aggressive about it by intentionally picking ugly or unpopular things in games and saying that its because they are literally us fr fr.

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>>62330579
Pretty based

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>>62329950
Encourage the fans to make art that makes me look sexier.

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>>62330662
that's how you get raped

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>>62330579
I'll try not to numberfag, on stream at least. Cant promise not doing so entirely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330778
I think it's a little different when it's your job.

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>>62330778
I get feeling the need to, but I've worried about money and numbers my entire life. Just once I would like to have something that's not tied to my financial stability. If it means I have to keep a second job then fine.

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>>62329950
Every answer other than
>Play into it and make content around it
Is dogshit and if that isn't your first thought then you don't need to be an entertainer period, let alone in Holo.

There's tons of Holos and Stars who have shit they don't like about their models but they make jokes/gags around it and if they want they get it changed in a 2.0 or a new outfit. If you can't do that then you're too unfunny to be hired

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>>62330834
But we can all agree groaning about your numbers on stream is not advisable, da?

>>62330942
Wise response imo. Mainly because Holobuff applies way less to us of the less fairer sex. No thanks to other "men".

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>>62329950
Magni was a beautiful prince with the best design in all of Tempus and I will die on this hill. Too bad he was too much of a bitch to ignore the few bad comments amidst hundreds of good ones

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>>62329575
He's said cunt repeatedly, I'm not sure how much farther he could reasonably go

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>>62331636
ugly =/= bad design

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>>62331660
that's just an aussie thing

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>>62328899
I've seen some fanart of Vesper in Shinri, heyo

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>>62331708
you could say magni got surgery for his bad design
who else got surgery? Flare, Irys

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, but what bit would you do for your debut stream?

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>>62329950
redraw my own model poorly in mspaint and stream with that every so often while gaslighting my fans by claiming there's no change

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331765
>Vesper in Shinri
ayo?

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>>62331636
The concept and overall design was amazing, looked gorgeous in fanart. Just the model itself was executed poorly.

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>>62331825
I don't think I'd get in since I cover the same niches as Shinri but worse, and I think I'd only vibe with a horror avatar but I'd try to make one as spooky as possible if I get any ideas off the design and if not, I'd do fail spooky instead probably

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>>62330285
Vesper is holding it up again. He ruined Leaders dreams. They will re-record next week.

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>>62331825
as a real FG enthusiast I'd do a proper bit around that

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331825
when i get in and get the construction crane model i will build a house in an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331825
Cringekino sitcom
Tbqh would be better with multiple chuubas and is something I'd like to see Tempus do

[Anonymous No.]

>>62330285
They blamed him for months and they couldnt just record another session for some reason. I see now it was just laziness.

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bnuuy

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>>62332108
My game interests lie in AoE2, Red Alert, Persona and Fire Emblem.

I have game-making interests.

I love Holos of both genders.

Do I make it?

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>>62332598
So long as you don't do mixed gender collabs, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy how this art pretty much predicted dragon axel

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>>62332598
You have interests but do you have actual skills?

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>>62332598
Idk why you're asking me but you sound kinda ESL, so I dunno bro

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>>62332733
Half of Tempus is ESL so it's probably fine.

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>>62332679
when does that damn vn come out?

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>>62331765
Link it you nigger

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>>62326881
Amen
Cute OP

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>>62332733
I do come from an ESL country but I learned Eigo first before my own language.

>>62332691
I uhhhh am friendly?....I can sing too and hone that in the course of my time with them...

>>62332651
I'll be quite honest, you're setting off mental alarm bells. My mind tells me you're either a disguised unicorn or a yume, which is pretty much the same thing.

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>>62332679
KEK true that's kinda funny
I love that account though
TEMPUS LOVE fairyboy love

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333008
My parents are fighting again...

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>>62332410
tempus sitcom skit actually sounds really fun
maybe when they get 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>62332898
>no skill
don't bother mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333396
Hmm, what about I offer to write for licensed games...oh wait, nipponese company, they may not appreciate en stories.

Sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

I swear I read Flayon's thumbnail as Cum Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333572
You can star honing skills that you are interested in before you get in, it's not too late my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>62333785
I see it
also, he's going to forget

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>>62333910
Nta but honestly even though I know I won’t make it into Holostars I’ve been practicing drawing and whenever I feel demotivated I just go “nah man I gotta learn to be a better artist for my future fans and the boys” so I continue on

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>>62331825
I'm a car guy, so I'd proceed to go on a rant about how the LS family is God's gift to Earth and how everything needs one. Or I'd just go on tangents about car setup and the black magic of dampers.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1723047902019248444

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335080
kyo

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>>62335092
I hope this ends up looking cool

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>>62335112
kill yourself too, I just asked a simple question man

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335092
Thank fuck it's not Mario

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>>62334459
how are you going to deal with ~70% female audience that will not know what a damper is
>>62335092
expected

[Anonymous No.]

*sigh* no altare auban today then i suppose

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>>62335123
Did you see his underwater dome? That shit looks comically awful, and now he's messing with lava after failing to build the pumping and is repeatedly dying because of it.
>>62335159
The game wasn't so bad (even if it was kinda boring) but he was in the cringe retard mode which didn't make things better

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>>62335092
Why he look so crazy

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>>62335207
I'm gonna filter the absolute fuck out of the women that's how. Also I've learned if anything women will just listen to you go on about things you're interested in. Either that or I go hard on Gundam UC lore, that'd go over better right?

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>>62335310
i mean if you think that's a good business plan i'm not gonna say anything

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>>62335357
Hiring me would be a terrible business plan anyways, I'd get suspended faster than Vesper did.

[Anonymous No.]

damn altare really got Kyo suspended

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335574
Altare would never do that, he'd just rapecorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62335574
Hakka wasn’t lying when he said he was the leader of vtubers

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>>62335310
If you are a cute retard, it will be all the more amusing when you sperg about cars.

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>>62328391
I would inform everyone that there's no such thing as sign stealing and that hitting batters is a legitimate tactic.

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>>62336263
I can't be horny at work anon

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>>62333910
I've got the confidence of speaking to a public...and can make kayfabe as need be...

Hmm, what skills do I need to make it /in/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336263
>yeah we gay. keep scrollin

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331932
The thinking man

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>>62336362
Think idol skills and entertainment skills

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>>62336393
Idolshitters should neck themselves. Streams will always be superior and primary..

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>>62333008
this is great kek

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>>62336393
In that regard I got meh singing at best...I could be the ikemen singer but Liida got that already. Axel can sure invite me for his Halloween covers lol, I'd be honored.

IIRC, he just puts down open invite right?

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>>62328679
Vesper couldn’t handle those tits being on the screen during every stream, he’d get too horny

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>>62336448
Especially the hardcore onea that call Ai Hoshino's end based. Fuck that tripe.

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>>62336580
Think so
There are other idol talents, it's pretty much anything you can improve on that's creative and that you can document in some way through streams/videos
You can also just lean on entertainment more, good on humor, skits, storytelling live, etc

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/scarcitiy/status/1722932575302566393

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>>62336621
that would've been his ideal state though

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>>62336734
That top is so unpractical, those boobs would pop out with the first punch she throws

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>>62336734
Put me in coach

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>>62336700
Humor? Ina-grade jokes
Skits? My forte, writing them specially
Storytelling live? That's a hmm from me...

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>>62336734
She's yawning because that is one boring fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336734
Cute girls

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>>62336826
So you have basically no skills then? And you watch Hololive. Yeah, save yourself the disappointment, and Cover the resources, and don't apply

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>>62336734
Regina is cute as always, I REALLY like Alice with long wild hair gotta say

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>>62336750
vesper's taste is shit, the green man is ugly enough to be repulsive

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>>62336776
that makes it even better
think it's based off of a girl that did a fem axel cosplay

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>>62336902
He's not meant to be attractive. Also offtopic

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>>62332595
Kawaii~

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>>62336961
vtuber's are meant to be visually pleasing to look at, what's the point otherwise?

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>>62335967
>Cute Retard
Well, I am God's dumbest smartass after all.

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>>62336826
Well then hope skits can carry you or use your creativity and think up other skills bro, good luck I'm not here to rate your chances

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337000
>vtuber's are meant to be visually pleasing
Who made this rule? Some random fag in his 3rd worlder hut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337000
Not really. Some vtubers like the aesthetic for different reason. I've seen some cryptid vtubers myself and it works. I wouldnt mind one in tempus actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337000
Some people are into monstrous aesthetics. Not everyone is into neotenous twinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>62336902
thats the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337057
>>62337110
Mosters/Cryptids aren't necessarily ugly, they can look nice and interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Idea for StarsEN3. Make it a "Supernatural Monsters" themed gen. We'll have
>Vampire boy who speaks in an overtly Italian accent
>Frankenstein ojisan who complains about his body literally falling apart a lot
>Mummy boy who talks with a very muffled voice but it clears up once he takes the bandages off his mouth
>Werewolf boy. He acts like Flayon. It's Flayon.

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>>62337218
>Werewolf boy
>Flayon and not Axel
Yeah, no.

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>>62337174
Some are, by and large, depicted with very ogre-ish characteristics though like orcs. Anyways, agree to disagree

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>>62337274
this might surprise you but flayon is also dog themed

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>>62337305
I thought he was bear themed

[Anonymous No.]

Mane-san here.
Shinri still is sending his audition to us for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337397
Mama...

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>>62337279
I mean to say that even ugly things can look nice. If you take something like Venom for example, he is meant to look scary and kind of icky, but it's still interesting and pleasing to look at? Hard to explain what I mean but yeah, agree to disagree

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>>62337521
kinda just sounds like you were personally filtered which is understandable

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337521
Then that really comes down to personal preferences then and what kind of features attract you, whether it's more hyper-masculine rugged features or sleeker, more aerodynamic(?) features. We're talking about fictional monsters at the end of the day so who knows

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is /here/
and when did he meet Hakka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337709
FLAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU ARE AMAZING AND DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE SAYING OTHERWISE AND STOP COMING HERE RETARD

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>>62335310
>I've learned if anything women will just listen to you go on about things you're interested in.
Only if you're hot or somehow endearing though.

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>>62337709
i think he's talking about when he first met his gen

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>>62336448
That's what the vesties said and look how that turned out.

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>>62337709
He's always given me dog vibes, I love dogs

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>>62337709
It was a Lies of P stream on Bettel's channel where he once mentioned reading about an internet horror legend from an "imageboard". I'd honestly say there's a slim chance he has been here

[Anonymous No.]

Small

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>>62336448
No reason to join a corpo if you don't want to be an idol

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>>62337922
NOT SMALL ENOUGH

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>>62337922
>bunny
>bunny
>bunny
>dog
>cat
>cat
what even is the point

[Anonymous No.]

I've hired a new gardener, I hope he's good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337922
dicknballz

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>>62337218
>Frankenstein ojisan who complains about his body literally falling apart a lot
This is just Shinri

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>>62338026
if you're a girl, those are the only 3 animals that exist

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>>62338038
m-make sure he leaves when his daily duties are over....

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>>62338026
The point is that Shinri, Altare and Bettel can mate

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>>62338081
tbf that's the case if you're a vtuber too. when do you ever see other types? except for maybe dragon

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>>62338266

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>>62338266
i personally know a bird vtuber

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>>62338183
Axel....

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>>62338306
altare is a very special boy, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338344
Nigga that's Cocktare

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338266
I've seen bear, mouse, bat and other animal vtubers too, but those three are the normie choices yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62337931
Join the corpo and be one of the few who actually streams

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>>62337218
I want StarsEN to keep being part of Tempus, or at least related to Elysium by being a rival guild, or league of villains.
The unity of backstory is a major selling point of Tempus for me.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/GhostXGhostTW/status/1723069102825017498

HAKKA PREORDER LIVE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

[Anonymous No.]

>>62331825
Play WC3 custom games

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>>62338848
IT GLOWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338026
and horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338848
idk how i feel about that enamel pin

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338848
>Shipping costs as much as the items
Allright easy skip, next time baby boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338848
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339193
holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>62338811
>Rival guild
>Their guild leader calls Bettel chucklefuck every time they collab
Make it happen Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339193
I want to buy a 6X-Large just to see how big that shit is

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339193
Didn't know I could buy a Hakka tent.

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I am his lovely btw
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1723073381212598581

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>>62339368
new boys when?

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>>62339368
>His last tweets are all about rescheduling and cancelling streams
I thought he would work to do better and stop with this
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1722392514450395145
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1722723539210657988
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1722777157892727173

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>>62339368
He's actually talking about me

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1723075590574723552

[Anonymous No.]

>kyo collab turned into comfy solo altare minecraft stream
sorry to the folks who wanted it but i for one am thriving

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339781
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339781
my kokoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339781
Tsundere

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>>62339781
So tsun this nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339781
I am going to beat him with a rake

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339986
god please record it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339986
Can I rape him after

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>>62339781
You guys really find this shit funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62339193
I buy it because I prefer my clothing oversized. It is a habit I picked up as a kid to save me from having to buy new clothing as often since I am poor.

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>>62340255
I find it hot. Jester RAPE until he admits he loves us!

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>>62340073
fuck please record that

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>>62340255
I do but I can see why not everyone likes the mutual bullying shtick the Bettlion and Bettel got going on.

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>>62338848
help

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>>62340527
Niggatare...

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>>62340534
yikes o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>62340255
It's a tsundere rp that he has going on with Betellion which is fine, but this one is a little on the nose imo

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>>62340527
this is one form he shouldn't take

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>>62340255
That's what I'm wondering, like I just saw that on my timeline and literally said WTF out loud.
Bettelion, it's ok to say when something has gone too far. Shit is weird as hell.

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Wtf is Flayon streaming

[Anonymous No.]

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>>62340928
New boys fucking WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>62340911
Idk but I'm hoping it's ecchi vr

[Anonymous No.]

>>62340865
I want him to tell me to kill myself

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>>62340911
"Dark Souls VR" was the description Bettel used for it

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>>62341042
That sounds too good to be true

[Anonymous No.]

Any watchalongs upcoming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341042
I need to motorboat Gwynivere's massive boobies in first person ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>62340534
what item did you preorder? i think i will get all the tops, because I don't really wear joggers outside

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>>62341032
I will forever seethe in jealousy over that Kevin bitch

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>>62341103
Tempus is barely moving as now, the only two normal functional members are Flayon and Axel and they don't tend to do watchalongs.
Maybe once Bettel finds out what he wants to do with his channel or Altare gets in the groove we'll get some, there's also Shinri which is guaranteed to watch some weird short horror movies every now and then.

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>>62340255
it's okay I don't get it either

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341103
Nope not right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>62340255
Betellion aren't particularly the smartest people around, they don't like Bettel because he's funny (he's not) but because he's apparently hot

[Anonymous No.]

Rape silly funnyman

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>>62341232
Joggers, hoodie and long-sleeved tee.
>I don't really wear joggers outside
I sometimes do, but you could wear them inside as comfy clothes or as a pajama, I guess.

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>>62341447
Thanks

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>>62340255
Is there anything Bettel does that you faggots won't endlessly bitch about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62340928
Fornite isn't happening because the niji retard that was going to be in the collab got himself suspended for bowing to the twitter mob.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi I'm bait, don't bite me please nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341705
this thread is doing surprisingly well

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>>62341585
That's his prize when he loses <3

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>>62341755
Some sperg got banned yesterday and thread quality shot up considerably kek

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>>62341755
It gives me butterflies when I see the samefag all alone in his chain replies, almost as good as when I think of raping Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

This Ghost company is in the West why am I paying HALF the price of the merch I'm buying in shipping
What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days I'm going to release the Tempus Rape Guide, where I analyze Tempus members based on how easily they can be raped. Complete with tactics to achieve it and a potential evaluation on if they could be good partners to do a gang rape with

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341987
I await with great interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341987
i'd buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341987
Finally, the real oc /mans/ needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341987
I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341987
i've been promised such riches before but still it sounds kino

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's special announcement prediction? I think maybe he got himself a deal with Universal Music. Or maybe he got to work with a big-name producer or something. Dude is pretty hyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342185
I feel like it has to be something to do with this Japan trip, big producer sounds pretty plausible though

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342185
don't think it's UM deal
maybe an album or new original (+ collab with producer he likes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342185
First this boy gets to work with UtsuP, then HyperX slobbers on him, I hope this spic bird keeps winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342185
sponsorship collab with some brand in japan

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>>62341924
first time i added 3 items to my cart and shipping was around 43€/45$
now that I deleted one item I only have 28€ shipping which is fine, I think I will stick to two items

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342185
I'm just fucking praying no more merch

[Anonymous No.]

graduate gavis bettel

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>>62342422
yee
only merch I would LOVE to see is a figure or nendo, clothes are nice too but we just got that

[Anonymous No.]

How do I kill shitty horse salesmen over the internet

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>>62342359
WTF my shipping cost doesn't change much from 3 to 2 items it goes from 42.19 to 37.39 USD. On the other hand since there isn't much difference I guess I'll order 3 or 4 items.
My poor wallet...

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>>62342466
graduate your virginity with me ;)

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>>62342813
sure, time and place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342813
Be gentle with me, women have scared me since I got attacked by that horny religious girl, in the pottery room

[Anonymous No.]

>>62342472
>only merch I would LOVE to see is a figure or nendo
My bank account will never recover if we ever get nendos of the boys

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>>62338944
>Hakka is a glowie
uhhhh fucking yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>62341832
No one got banned

[Anonymous No.]

So is axel will never get a sponsored stream ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62343255
Holy esl

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>>62343333
Well sorry my mom didn't give birth to me in burgerland

[Anonymous No.]

The tempus song playlist is already so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>62343397
Skill issue, should have climbed the wall

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>>62343250
Well, someone ITT yesterday got spanked by the jannies in some way. Whatever it was, there was a refreshingly smaller lack of niggatry after the great sweeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>62343851(me)
*refreshingly smaller amount of niggatry

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>>62343923
That's an ugly cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>62343094
GLOW IN THE DARK CIA WETBACKS FROM XENOKUNI. I RUN THEM OVER WITH MY 1993 HONDA CIVIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>62343851
>nijisisters got btfo
>thread gets quieter
It was as simple as that

[Anonymous No.]

<---feed this idiot healthy, delicious food

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>>62344260
he won't eat any of it

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>>62344284
That's what rape threats are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>62344024
kek

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>>62344260
I am going to feed him nothing but sweets, burgers, pizza, fried chicken, lasagna, and extra creamy tonkotsu ramen and then after he gains twenty pounds I will play with the little pockets of fat that get squeezed out above the waistband of his now too small shorts

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>>62344260
I think he'd rather have some more of those pink potions from Magni's lab. That should be fine, right?

[Anonymous No.]

GAVIS BETTE-L ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr5N-52qZSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr5N-52qZSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr5N-52qZSY

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>>62344827
Bettel overdosing on love potions would make the loveliest pleas and gasps. And/or he'd shakily try to cling to someone closely without understanding what the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345114
That's just him on coffee right now.

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>>62345114
hot

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Oh I can picture the demographics of the DMV workers...

[Anonymous No.]

bettel.... youre so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to KILL DMV NIGGERS!!

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I just finished the Rio off-collab karaoke and I'm slightly confused about something.

Why does Shattered Wings sound so much better live? The studio recorded version is ok, but Hakka's live rendition was so much better. The vocals were much more clear and the little spin he put on the intonation was great. What the fuck is up with that?

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The Oriannas I fought were dogshit lol have they actually improved

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345114
God, I wish I could draw this

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have Bettel as Swain art yet? Seems like we should have.

[Anonymous No.]

man elysium doesn't sound any better than the real world

[Anonymous No.]

YOU JOBBING FUCK YOU ALMOST HAD THAT WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

God, please. Let Axel join Bettel in call.

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>>62345476
He was trying to impress his senpais so he sang with extra SOVL. That or his mixer is ass, I've seen some anons complain about his mixing, idk about any of that so I can't really say anything about the mixing.

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>>62345476
the vocal direction of the studio recorded version probably sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay 1 kill

[Anonymous No.]

which one of you fags is AFKing on Bettel's team

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345822
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345955
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345955
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345955
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345955
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345955
E

[Anonymous No.]

first time getting rapped

[Anonymous No.]

>Chinks all
Wdhmbt

[Anonymous No.]

>>62345955
R

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>>62346001
>>62346025
>>62346096
>>62346278
>>62346282
>>62346332

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>>62326855
Look at that roon pile....lucky flay....lucky roons....

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you guys part of the New Years countdown?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was those League of Legends niggas chasing down Bettel as he screams

[Anonymous No.]

The sound of him gulping my dick

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel gulp is very important

[Anonymous No.]

fuck i missed the gulp because i went to the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

His League streams bring in new people
I'm trying to understand how people find new streams on youtube...

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>>62347102
You click the live tab and scroll down.
That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

triple telly overlap in 30 minutes... home...

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>>62347125
Really? That's chaos, there's no proper catagorizing, at least at a glance

[Anonymous No.]

bettel just wants to suck

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>>62347125
>Scrolls down the live tab
LMAO WTF IS THIS

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>>62347408
The baby monkey content hole is fucking insane

[Anonymous No.]

delicious screams

[Anonymous No.]

he literally screams like he's in danger how can i not love this man

[Anonymous No.]

Twins raging at each other and then giving each other the silent treatment for hours seems to be a universal experience

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S OVE- HE'S GOING AGAIN

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I wish I could play Seraphine and bully Bettel on his live streams

[Anonymous No.]

pick his favs bettelheads

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I dare you niggas to get in and ban Swain

[Anonymous No.]

>>62347408
Psycho seanigs getting off to this shit frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>62347994
Why are they fapping to their kids? That's fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>Korea Import
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel woman hating hours let's gooooo

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's Pops are honestly super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

The vomiting and screaming aiya

[Anonymous No.]

BLUE FUCK ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

RED FUCK ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348309
>>62348264
They should kiss and create a purple fuck on the telly

[Anonymous No.]

KILL BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348468
bettel what have you done...

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348468
League of Legends mindrot Love!

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>>62348370
They already did. And he will be on the telly soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348468
Please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348546
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348468
kek this thumbnail is a throwback to manechan antics

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is speaking so lightly and softly now

[Anonymous No.]

>no leader on the telly post
>no flayon on the telly post

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348659
it's like it's July 2022 right now.

[Anonymous No.]

oh so altare is making an appearance at animenyc

[Anonymous No.]

>>62348706
theyre blue fuck and red fuck today ^

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>>62348468
>Overlaping the cover release
He might delay the start a few minutes to not directly overlap the cover live release, but I can't help but laugh at his special event overlapping urges/senses KEK

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>>62348706
There are posts just no links
>>62348264
>>62348309

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>>62348817
>>62348905
Uselessness then, /mans/ is getting lazy just like Tempus

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>>62348889
This has to be some sort of autism what is he doing

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>>62348889
It is his time slot, it's others who choose to release stuff at the same time.
Unless when he streams at other times and somehow still overlaps like it used to happen with Magni

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>>62349034
yeah but this happens so often when he's guerillaing, i feel like he could adjust his timeslot slightly in that case

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>>62349034
Fair enough but this is a guerilla and he hasn't released a schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare you literally talk nonstop in your solo streams, you don't have to worry about talking more in collabs

[Anonymous No.]

Poor baby trying to be a helpful vlad

[Anonymous No.]

Grim

[Anonymous No.]

Is Bettel pretty good at LoL?

[Anonymous No.]

BLUE FUCK ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgZezs4eHgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgZezs4eHgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgZezs4eHgs

RED FUCK ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSwQ8ZuK8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSwQ8ZuK8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSwQ8ZuK8E

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>>62349218
Lord on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSwQ8ZuK8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSwQ8ZuK8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSwQ8ZuK8E

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349224
He pulls off some pretty ballsy plays sometimes.

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>>62349155
>>62349181
This is still his time slot, other than special events he's streamed at this exact same time like 10 times in the past 2 weeks. It's guerrilla in the sense that he didn't put out a schedule but Axelotls know that he's streaming at this time unless he says otherwise.
Also, you probably don't know Axel if you think he's aware there's a cover coming out, dude only found out about Bettel having a twin brother 2 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349255
>>62349261
sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349224
He hasn't played in a while and is kind of a jobber, but was doing alright as Swain before this

[Anonymous No.]

please tell him you don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it but I don't want to tell him

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349477
no god one of us has to and it can't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349288
Sure, I was just joking about him having a sixth sense since it happens so often with him, I didn't mean to imply he did it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the managers wrote the doppelganger messages after all

[Anonymous No.]

Have Bettel or Altare addressed the collab situation on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

comparing this game to dark souls is a major oversell

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's doppelganger promo

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349758
go back

[Anonymous No.]

Have Anon or Catalogue addressed their homosexual situation in threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349758
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349758
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349758
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349758
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349897
Naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349897
does that mean the normal boys will be in the game too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349897
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>62350138
oh, huh i never thought of that one of the boys, i think shinri, implied that theres a true end for everyone where you need to mess with the files directly ddlc style, maybe that end is will the ''real'' boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349897
sure cool but when does the game release?

[Anonymous No.]

>>62350274
wasnt it pretty much done? probably soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>62349965
>>62350000
>>62350002
>>62350047
jobbers

[Anonymous No.]

Are there two tigers in picrel? or is that one long LONG tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>62350349
it's finished apparently so i don't understand why they don't give a date

[Anonymous No.]

What are these nicknames Altare's coming up with

[Anonymous No.]

BAKE?