/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Hail Halloween Hitman

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Last Thread >>61679152

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who up hitting their man rn

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Hi /uuu/!

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Thank god, I was about to do the unthinkable and actually make the OP myself.

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>Hitman stream
>promised myself I'd go to bed at a reasonable hour
Life is pain

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It feels so comforting to have her back with regular streams.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jzh6XmiCh8
fauna live

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>the rainbow SC
This dude wrote a novel

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I have been completely thrown off by her starting an hour later

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squeeb

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My sunshine is back to assassinating people again!

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>>61826159
This has somehow worked out to being standard fauna time in europe so that's nice. As long as it doesn't bleed into next week.

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>>61826165
PIERCE YOUR TEETH AND TOES WITH A DRILL AND TIE THEM TOGETHER WITH COPPER WIRE

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Faunas silent assassin braps

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no more halloween fauner ive gorged on candy

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>>61825689
Anonymous!

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jesus i almost missed this, she started with no warning

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>>61826718
she tweeted 8 minutes before it started, silly

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>>61826847
damn smug witch needs correction

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I like the atmosphere here

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She seems extremely puddly today.....

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my cute white girl kirin

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she would have made such a great loli tuber

big L for Hololive

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>>61826988
stop hexing her

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I missed the first couple of minutes. Did she say anything about stream length or the sports festival?

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>Getting scared of her own reflection
Cute

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>the cheeky underwear
would You wear a thong for Fauna?

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messi

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>>61827842
If Fauna shows up and I'm not double cheeked up I've made a terrible mistake

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this kirin drags your unconscious body into a circle

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>>61826988
dumb doomposter

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I don't get it. She already has a pumpkin suit no? What is she playing for?

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>>61828231
for me :)

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>>61828231
The suit is for these missions only, she is playing to unluck it permanently for other gamemodes.

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>>61827633
No, she did not

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>>61828295
Oh, this is not freelancer?

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>>61828335
No it's the Halloween event missions

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I love this silly kirin

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>>61828231
No, she has the suit without the pumpkin. There's a separate challenge for the suit with the pumpkin on.

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>>61828318
Thanks anon, hope it's a long stream then

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>>61828379
Don't make my oshi a hamster

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>>61828379
She looks like she'd squeeb

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>>61828454
I don't think she knows the length of the challenge. It probably won't take long unless she gets autistic. She might follow up into freelancer or something, but who knows.

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I thought for sure that she was going to play Minecraft today. Does she even have time to practice for the event? I hope she doesn't job again...

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>>61828545
That's what I'm hoping for

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>This pumpkin head comes up and slaps your GFs ass with a meaty bone, what do you do?

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>you will never get boned by Fauna
why even live?

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>>61828335
>>61828371
To be more specific, it's a Halloween-themed map on Escalation mode.

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>>61828545
She might also decide to catch up on Superchats, she has built a bit of a backlog up again.

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Fauna...

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Fauna...

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Oh my god that might be the whiniest, brattiest kirin for months. wew lad

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Fauna lmao

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She could've saved it...

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Fauner...

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>>61829143
I'm gonna relisten to that whine multiple times.

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I actually don't understand how she failed

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>C to crouch
>why would it be C?
Unfathomably based

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>>61829256
You have to push the target, while conscious. She knocked him out and then dumped him over the side of the building

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>>61829256
The objective was to push the guy off the roof, which is technically a different action from "dropping" him from the roof. The game is kind of autistic like that.

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>>61829282
Playing 3000 hours of TF2 taught me shift is the best crouch button

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>>61829163
I don't think she could, she would have needed a guard to wake him up but they were all knocked out already, unless I'm wrong

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Fauna has the makings of an FPS gamer if she only bothered trying mouse and keyboard

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>>61829549
She's on mouse and keyboard...

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https://streamable.com/140m1t

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>>61829619
I know, hence my comment. She's doing fine, but she will never go back to it because "muh comfy"

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>>61829549
this also increases the chance of her playing valorant/overwatch/apex/etc. you fool It would be cool to have her try Doom, classic or otherwise though

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>>61829549
She should become a souls gamer instead, that way she can keep her controller as well

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Is this the first time Fauna is playing Escalations? Would be nice if she also got to check out the Dartmoor Garden Show.

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>>61829787
Pretty sure it is, she spent like 95% of her time on this game in Freelancer.

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Her whiny voice is so cute.

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>>61826289
Good work as always. Just keep your eyes peeled for stealthy squeebers.

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>>61829722
Nah, she's too smart/sweaty to bother with Apex and those games. But I get your point.

>>61829775
I think she might enjoy them, but I don't think she would think it's good streaming content for her style. (Variety and all that.)

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Am I retarded or can I not spot what the error is with her costume?

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>>61830141
wrong, it's both!

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Stylish Kirin

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>>61830141
I think it's the fact she looks bald around her right ear from certain angles

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Mission accomplished

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>>61830447
oh shit, now i cant unsee it

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>>61829722
The other ENs only play those together as a group, besides Amelia I guess, which wouldn't be too bad.
Doom and some other singleplayer fps could be fun though

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I miss wide fauna brb

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Fauna is pissing right now...

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>>61830055
I'm onto you....

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>>61830612
Yeah, on me. Saplings require daily watering.

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>>61826065
The least deranged sapling. Harmless for the most part, but I doubt Fauna is going to read all of that. Probably just quickly say his name, thank him for the rainbow supa and move on.

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>>61829652
KEK
thanks anon, saves me replaying the vod for this now. wonderfully bratty

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>>61830689
got an sc? I missed it

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omg that whine...fauna please

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Fauna!

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This plan is crazy

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Bullshit she was behind the wall

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>>61830772
It was in the beginning of the stream. He was sending a bunch of SC. I think this was the guy. He continued to send a couple more throughout the stream

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She has totally screwed this up.

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holy shit i fucking love this whiny woman tonight

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>>61831676
that one is a lot less schizo than you all made it sound, it's pretty tame if you compared it to other ones shared before

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>>61831676
admittedly could've been way worse

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>>61828379
I liked umaru

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>>61831673
The assassin noticed one of the corpses, not Fauna.

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I don't think Fauna is going to beat hardcore mode unless she switches to mouse and keyboard long term

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https://streamable.com/6r8jtl

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>>61832118
the way she says "WHAT" gets me every time

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me and fauna throwing car batteries in the ocean together

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>>61832205
good, fuck fish

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No push...

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My cute kirin

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lots of cute, whiny kirin tonight

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Ok Fauna I get it, you really want me to masturbate to your whiny voice, i get the message

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Whiny Fauna make pp hard

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Fauna is going to take care of my plumbing

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>>61832736

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>>61832940

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>>61831676
eh, the real schizo SC was from this indian guy

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>>61833164
What the fuck did he mean by this

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>>61833093
awoo fauna > mash fauna
i will take no arguments against immutable truth

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what kind of house has an incinerator in the basement?

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>>61833289
A murder house

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>>61833289
muffin cooker obviously

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Wait did they nerf hardcore mode a bit? I thought all the prestige missions involved killing the target?

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>>61833289
You obviously need one too cook the good muffins

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Maximum vomit

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>>61833888
No vomit

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i knew you saplings weren't troublemakers.

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>>61834147
Yea u rite *degloves banana*

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KEK FAUNA

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this kirin is hilarious

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Just one more

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>>61833184
>he doesn't know

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>>61834328
*walks through the other fence and evades you*
heh...nothin personnel squeeber

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Worthless duck

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ceres fauna more like whiny brat fauna

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>>61835066
Yeah so?

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Bathroom strategy GO

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>>61835239
So... whiny brat fauna is cute...

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>>61835066
she'll never recover from this

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>Says it's gonna be a short stream
>3 hours go by in a flash
Man I love having this Kirin back.

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>>61835066
dont worry, I will apply correction

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>>61835526
Same, pre-break puddle kirin would've ended after getting the suit. So happy she's back on form

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I'm not ready to see another dance in the bank vault

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Let's go max vomit

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What's with the vomit? What does she need to do?

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>>61837076
she's making it so she can get two people together to collateral

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>>61837076
Made her vom to make her go to a bathroom

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if she fails this mission after all this work i dont think she'll ever mentally get over this one

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>>61837327
yeah, and isn't she playing on easy mode?

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>>61837516
It's hardcore man

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>>61837516
you can't play easymode on hardcore freelancer

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Definitely starting to make it harder for herself

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SHE DID IT

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>>61837925
1 out of 2

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>>61837993
scared kirin pls andastand

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Superchat reading stream incoming within the next few days probably.

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I fear for her performance at the sport fes if she hasn't even trained yet

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Stream tomorrow at FST, most likely superchats

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what time zone is fst?

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What game will Fauna play tomorrow?

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>>61838756
my heartstrings

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>SC reading
Why won't she practice? She jobbed hard the last time and came last.

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>>61838624
the best one, PST

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Five squeebs went unnoticed

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good night /uuu/

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>>61838803
She plays those every day.

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So that pumpkin man mission looked kind of fun, how the fuck do i access it though? Hitmans menu UI is confusing as fuck, or am i too late?

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>>61839450
You have to hack like Fauna

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>>61839580
>>61839450
nevermind, god the fucking UI is a mess. Its under 'destinations' and not campaign. I thought incorrectly that Destinations would be like lore of the location.
Every fucking guide kept mentioning special escalation contracts under DLC shit.

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When did fauna start playing hitmans? It feels like Hitman 3 was ages ago.

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>>61839892
She also played Hitman 2 for a while before.

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Fauna, the positive affirmations ASMR... onegai...

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>>61830689
She's read long messages before. Seems sweet to me.

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>>61830647
squeebposter here, that wasn’t me this time i swear

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>>61831676
What a lovely message. Maybe this guy is a professional writer.

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Fauna gets disproportionately more cringe blogposts in her scs than everyone else I've ever seen

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Mumei is trying to channel Fauna's gaming power to beat a silly worm game.

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>>61843391
A silly game for a silly owl
Good pairing

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>>61842713
nah, you haven't seen Kiara, Baee or Shiori's

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>>61843391
man I miss FauMei, it's been ages since they had a one on one. Twilight watchalong never again.

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>>61845096
Watch streams, it's scheduled for after Fauna finishes the bunker with Bae. She's doing the hitman endurance first though.

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>>61839809
Thanks anon, saved me looking for it, I thought it had ended or something

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>>61845215
>it's scheduled for after Fauna finishes the bunker with Bae
She didn't say anything about that in like 2 weeks

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>>61845446
??? next you're going to say she canceled the hitman endurance

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>>61845872
No. But she has a collabs planned that are not happening in the near future. Maybe next year.

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>>61846038
a lot of*

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>>61842713
I envy how little streams you've watched newchama

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>>61832940
wtf why she doing that?

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>>61832736
Is this "Fauna" in the room with us right now?

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>>61847016
Visual representation of the consequences of squeebing

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I think the number of times I catch myself calling Fauna silly per stream is increasing.

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>>61847899
Isn't that great?

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>>61848088
Amazing. Contrasted by her actually being clever deciphering the lore/plot of Slay the Princess right away. Love this smartdumb kirin.

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Permission to squeeb please?

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>>61848313
Yup. All the streams after the return have been great.

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>>61848409
fatfucks aren't allowed to squeeb

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>>61848409

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>>61842462
No, it was the other one
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>>61845001
>>61846395
to be fair I do only watch my oshis

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Man I Love Fauna
God I love Fauna
Good God I love Fauna

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>>61845001
You mean Kronii.

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>>61831885
I didn't call it schizo, it was just very long. (The one in that screenshot is just one of like 6 different ones all sent one after the other.)
I don't mind at all, I think he sounded like a sweet guy. It's just funny to me when there's so much text.

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What the hell is a squeeb

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>>61854265
How did you get here?

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>>61854265
it can be anything you want it to be

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>>61854265
It's something like a squanch

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>>61854505
They had sex in the closet when Kronii visited her and Fauna told her to hurry up and give her an orgasm because she couldn't take it anymore.
That, or perhaps she got upset at a bus driver for being late at an offcollab or something? No, it's definitely lesbian sex.

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>>61855745
>spoiler
That makes no sense. People also said that she was not patient during the start of the stream or whatever but that doesn't explain the awkward silence and the sexual tension. I mean I'm not a yurifag and I don't think they had sex, but something definitely happened.

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>>61856084
They discovered that they were both bottoms

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>>61855745
hot

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>>61825441
sexo

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>>61855745
>>61856084
>Fauna getting super impatient and trying to make you cum quicker during sex

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i want to look at fauna in the sportsfes and be like a proud father/brother