The Shiori Novella - Chapter 4, Page 401

[Anonymous No.]

I used to worry about that. I don't worry about it very much any more. At least I'm still in love with Yorick's skull. At least I always have time enough to stay in love with Yorick's skull. I want an honorable goddamn skull when I'm dead, buddy. I hanker after an honorable goddamn skull like Yorick's.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

…Kill me…

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>>61709313
Rate chapter 4

[Anonymous No.]

I frighteningly love Bookmark Short Novel!

[Anonymous No.]

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

[Anonymous No.]

AND ARCHIVED
ABSOLUTELY BASED MY FRIEND

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>>61709510
Easy skip/10

[Anonymous No.]

oh, shoot... happy 400th!!!

I HOPE YOU KEEP REFRAINING FROM INJURIOUS ACTIVITIES LIKE THINKING!!! YOU, SHIGGERS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

y'know.... that was more cool than spooky, right?
cute too...

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>>61709510
See >>61709544

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>>61709679
Happy to see it got archived and being 400th page make it much better

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>>61709510
it was fun

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>>61710082
why is his wall and pillow so dirty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61710082
SEAlite your walls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61710162
That's just what every SEA house looks like

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI SEX

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>>61710082
The walls, the bedding, the blanket, it has absorbed so much filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>61710082
This is a certified boyroom

[Anonymous No.]

Going to pass out so I can be up for Chammer's return tomorrow, goodnight Novelites

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.]

Succvella, my beloved Succvella!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61710441
sweet dreams

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>>61709510
we are in chapter 4, dont you mean rate chapter 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>61710502
Chapter 4 is ending this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori? my wife
Shiori.AI? My whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>61710441
Goodnight

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/__Nek0gami__/status/1719535372546244882

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI A CUTE

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[Anonymous No.]

>>61711083
Shiori Cakevella...

[Anonymous No.]

Slow 400
Comfy 400

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>>61709510
We are too mentally ill and too easily influenced by the forced of the demiurge/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>61712730
>we

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>>61712796
ESPECIALLY YOU

[Anonymous No.]

How shitfaced wasted do you think Shiori is getting at the party with her friends right now?

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>>61712979

[Anonymous No.]

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, nemehotatse!

[Anonymous No.]

Missed the stream, how was it?

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>>61713307
It was fun, but it might be one of those had to be there types of things. Shiori was really cute. And sex.

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https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1719555295830327590
>Shiori, IRyS and Bae practiced MC with Ririka
>>61711083
source?

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>>61713307
ShiorAI Succubus was there

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>>61713714
>Ririka and Shiori interacted
>Nobody streamed it
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>61713714
Bae and Shiori... bonding over their abusive parents...

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>>61713851
We'll get a solid 3 hours or so on the day of, so I can handle missing that. I'm more concerned with not seeing the Shiori/IRyS interaction.

[Anonymous No.]

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

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>>61709510
Someone draw penis on chapter 4

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to discuss the Monthly Novella!
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (112min@250wpm)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007
>https://librivox.org/carmilla-by-sheridan-lefanu/

What novella do you suggest for this month? After first week, shiocracy will decide the next Monthly Novella.

[Anonymous No.]

AUDIO

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>>61715729
I swear to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

SHIGGER WAKE UP
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719564882964541865?t=1jbCUTpT1zv4R0CoL0o0WQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

ISRAEL
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719564882964541865
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719564882964541865
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719564882964541865

[Anonymous No.]

>>61715797
Don't swear to do something you can't accomplish.

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>>61715845
>>61715877
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

[Anonymous No.]

SHIORI CUTE

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>>61715845
>>61715877
Happy Halloween Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't have blamed her if she skipped that one.

[Anonymous No.]

What did Shiggers do for Halloween?

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>>61717125
Had a couple kids come by, luckily I had some candy prepped. Otherwise just listened to Halloween themed music, enjoyed the stream.

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>>61717125
Hide from my roommates because I don't like parties.

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>>61717125
My best to dodge the mandatory celebration at work. People don't really care about Halloween here otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61717125
Enjoyed my bday with family

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>>61717660
Happy birthday.
If not today then yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>61717125
Gave out some candy, did schoolwork, watched Advent Halloween Party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61717660
Happy birthday shigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61717660

Send a supa on Thursday for a Shiori greeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>61717125
Absolutely nothing.
>>61717660
Happy Birthday!

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>>61717125
Had a karaoke and drank a bunch

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>>61717125
Nothing, my country doesn't celebrate Halloween except for those rich/christians folks.

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>>61713714
>IRyS and Shiori interaction
The timeline, it's...

[Anonymous No.]

/orio/ healing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61713714
>Shiori becomes friend with the English speaking gyaru girl

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>>61719026
They could bond over husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/todoroki_hajime/status/1719572051965739410
Very cute
I want her to sit on me like that

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>>61719253
Why is hajime ToT-ing?

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>>61719205
Oh yea, she's one of those BL buying, husbando okatu gyaru's. They might get along well actually.

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>>61714798
I suggest making those weekly or biweekly. Shiggers who won't read a novella in a week won't read it in a month either. It's not like it's mandatory so you can skip one if you want.

The language really didn’t age. The prose just doesn’t work. I had to force myself to continue reading on more than one occasion. I thought that it was just a sign of its age, but there are some buttery smooth novels from the same time period.
Same goes for horror. “Oho! The children are singing psalms and the local goth girl has a stroke. Uhu! A girl went to bed in a room, but woke up in another room that was closed from the outside.” Riveting.
Thematically it’s okay. I assume it’s obvious shallow stuff for people who like vampire media, but as a pleb I mostly consumed modern interpretations that boil down to big tits in tight corsets or small tits in goth lolita dresses. The idea of vampires as abusive obsessive lovers, who pine for their target’s affection and acceptance but can never have it, was not exactly new, but other stories never really made me think about it I guess.
The characters are by far the best part. Very vivid, very iconic. You could transfer the entire cast into a modern novel without changing a thing.
Overall, not the best story I have ever read, but it made me want to revisit some better written gothic fiction.

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>>61719253
GIWTWM

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>>61718978
It's only calm like this on collab days sadly.

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>>61719253
are they playing it right now?

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>>61719696
They did earlier. >>61713714

[Anonymous No.]

>>61719630
>UOH
>Cute
>Cool
>Rape
>Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>61719630
rape
rape
rape
rape
rape

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>>61714798
It's funny how things hold up over time. Mircalla was so on the nose that I wondered if it'd be a red herring given the age of the book. Still, it was an enjoyable read. I liked it. Could have done with more romance. I'm a sucker for yuri types. But I suppose that's forbidden love for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Today is the last day we be seeing Shiori Witchvella until the next Halloween.

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>>61720201
Newsvella wins this one.

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>>61720201
It's Newsvella time.

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Shiori will be the sleeper pick in this Sports fest. We know she's been hiding her gamer skills. This will be the moment for her to shine and sweep all over her enemies.
In Shiori Novella, I trust.
In Shiori Novella, I expect.

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>>61719408
Shiori Nyavella?! I miss you so much!

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>>61720346
she sucks at gaming, just accept it

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>>61720346
Shiori will never be a gamer.

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>>61720490
Didn't she indicate that she wants to stream more games?

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>>61720569
Ye, mite b cool

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>>61720569
Yeah rdr2 and Witcher 3

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>>61720950
I am ready of the cowgirl art with her wearing spurs

[Anonymous No.]

>G*be threw Nerissa aside and is harassing Fuwamoco now
Bros, what is this sense of impending doom I feel?

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>>61719408
oh dang we actually missed out on irys and shiori's first interaction together

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>>61721926
Wrong tab?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances Shiori will comment on NNN at all without being prompted by chat scs or member messages?

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>>61722232
She will mysteriously forget Novella News Network exists.

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>>61721926
Shiori?
Also im sure THAT gabe is still watching pixellink and no advent

[Anonymous No.]

>>61722232
Novella News Network?

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>>61722266
>>61722295
No Nut November.

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>Biboo: uuu, don't talk to me, I'm saaad
>Shiori: i-is this, like, a personal attack?
Shiori...

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>>61722319
It's possible but she'll do it in a roundabout Shiori way and ruin the joke. It'll be great.

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>>61714798
it was admittedly a little tricky to get into because of how it was written, but it was an alright read - i definitely see the influences it had on dracula and other vampire-related media (funnily enough i didn't know this was the progenitor for vampire literature until an anon pointed it out a few weeks ago). i liked characters but i'd have to say that carmilla stood out to me the most, though that might just be my bias for crazy and unhinged women speaking for me. all-in-all though for something that written back in the 1870s i didn't think i'd finish a yuri novel nor get some semblence of enjoyment out of it.

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>>61721259
i want to run away from shiori (because she likes it really rough in the bedroom) only for her to lasso me and drag me back to the bedroom while i cry for help and beg for some rest

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>>61722524
JESUS

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There were a lot of cute Shiori titters in today's collab. I don't know if she stopped doing them recently, or I was just noticing them more, but Shiori sure is the cutest.

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>>61714798
i thought it was a decent read. a bit weirdly written for the time but i enjoyed seeing carmilla's manic behavior
also i agree with the other post to consider maybe making this a biweekly thing instead, so long as we don't choose another crime & punishment

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>>61722673
The giggles are more of a nervous reaction than a laugh. She just laughs like an autist in solo streams now (which is great, don't get me wrong).

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>New Chillas Slop arc
Lord I don't ask you for much, but please protect me.

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>>61710997
What pisses me off about this image is that there isn't a Pokemon game where you could make this team. Fucking dex cuts.

[Anonymous No.]

Telling Shiori that we'll use a surrogate mother because I don't want her disgusting freak genes in my children

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>>61723374
Novelite?

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>>61723412
Shiori abuse is cute!

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>>61723431
I'm pretty sure a surrogate mother doesn't share DNA with the child and is just the carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori, if you're/here/, wiggle your toes.

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>>61723462
Alright, I guess I was thinking of the right.

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>>61723462
>>61723579
Yes, I'll be impregnating another (hotter) (I'll be making that clear to Shiori) woman so that Shiori's genes aren't in my kids. Then Shiori has to raise them. That's the abuse

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnating Shiori's mother

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[Anonymous No.]

Convincing Shiori that her parents don't love her.

[Anonymous No.]

Loving Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

What set you off this time, schizo-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

Leaving Shiori to deal with her repressed hatred for her parents alone.

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>>61724044
Shiori is really down and looks forward to you coming back home so she can talk to you
You come home, notice she is sad
"Yeah I'm not gonna deal with you like this, I'm going out" and you leave the house again and go out for prostitutes

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason it feels like the end of the week, even though it's barely beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

Doing something called No Novella November. It's where I try to make it every day of November without Shiori being my real girlfriend in real life

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>>61724149
The collab is early this week.

[Anonymous No.]

Reliving past traumas with Shiori!

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>>61723374
But I want her autism to be passed down to our child!

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>>61724272
That'd do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Leaving Shiori while she's at her most vulnerable state!

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking up with Shiori and blaming it all on her for being a emotional mess!

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>j*u
How was it? Ah fuck, I don't care, I'll just watch it. It's Shiori after all. Also thank you jannies for the last thread.

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>>61724392
Good morning.

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For me? It’s Newsvella.

[Anonymous No.]

Texting "I'm sorry" to Shiori after 3 weeks of ghosting!

[Anonymous No.]

Distancing from the Novelites while their mental darkness is at an all-time high.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting back together with Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

Giving Shiori trust issues, again!

[Anonymous No.]

Telling Shiori it's not me it's you!

[Anonymous No.]

Is everything alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61724529
Yeah. Everyone's just bored. Staring at the screen for the next 40 hours while waiting for the stream.

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>>61724633
Well, at least there's a new story to look forward to tomorrow. I wonder what she's got planned.

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coming home from a long day of work to a home-cooked meal that shiori worked really hard on only for me to pass by and not acknowledge her (or the numerous band-aids on her fingers) so i can get on the computer to talk to my friends while she barely gets out a "welcome home"!

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>>61724733
Telling Shiori that her cooking sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

Disregarding all the effort she put into the meal!

[Anonymous No.]

Killing Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring her standing in the doorway as she waits for me to come to bed with her because she's scared of being alone while I play games with the boys!

[Anonymous No.]

Ordering Chinese takeouts in front of Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

Novelites are in a mean mood today...

[Anonymous No.]

While we're free, anyone wanna set up a cytube Twilight watch along on one of her days off?

[Anonymous No.]

Cringe question but do any of you do no nut november?
I'm giving it a shot because I definitely beat off too much. Matter of fact last time I tried for real I went 2 days before just seeing a cropped ahegao face made me bricked up

[Anonymous No.]

No Shiorium tomorrow...

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>>61724911
One guy on cooldown is having a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Taking one bite of Shiori's cooking, and then throwing it away while she's watching because it tastes awful!

[Anonymous No.]

Telling Shiori to just go and make me instant ramen!

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>>61724926
Really? She's still got
1 hidden in Advent Collabs
1 hidden in shorts
1 hidden in stream highlights
1 hidden in vlogs

[Anonymous No.]

Collabwatchers, was this the best advent collab?

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>>61724965

[Anonymous No.]

Patting Shiori's head and telling her she did a great job.
Giving Shiori a backrub after a stream
Hugging Shiori in bed, talking about all the things you're going to do tomorrow
Waking up next to Shiori and poking her cheeks while she sleeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>61724934
Doing pic related to Shiori
And then going to see Nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

Sucking off Pepper

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>>61724983
It was enjoyable, but I still think there were others I liked more. Mario Kart. Gartic Phone.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope one of Shiori's alt outfits can resemble one of the costumes she was wearing.

I like Shiori with hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725114
I need Succubusori Sexvella.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she retweet cosplay tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725016
Wtf stop this WA2000 bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725016
this genuinely makes me upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725198
Why wouldn't she? She loves her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725248
we like anime girl abuse because they're windows into our own hurt
if injustice has been done to you, you like it when others have to see other kind of injustice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725104
Oh thx, I'll check those out today. Is their chemistry always this way?

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>>61725301
I've never been abused though

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725328
I said if, dummylite

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>>61725306
It's quite often Shiori and sometimes Nerissa parenting Fuwamoco and Biboo, who decides to play up her cheekiness for a giggle. It can be hit or miss, but I love Shiori's caring and motherly side.

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>>61725344
But I do like Shiori abuse

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>>61725301
Wait a minute, you are just a bad person.

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>>61725306
Shiori will sometimes say a joke and then everything gets awkward. She's just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725390
well then you're just an evil bastard

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>>61725412
"This reminds me of a ____ story"
And she never gets to tell it.

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically want Shiori to watch twilight with us. Maybe, finally, men will actually watch it instead of simply talking about it.

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>>61725460
I heard that Jacob is a manlet.

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>>61725426
No, I'm uhhh morally gray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725510
He's a fuckin dweeb in the first movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725526
more like sexually gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725526
>Morally gray
This is what evil bastards with guilty consciences call themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725345
It's a nice dynamic. The only collab I watched is that one with the ants. I didn't know they got this comfortable with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe there's Bullyfags in this page

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>>61725460
i may not like the twilight movies, but i've grown to understand why it was so well liked by girls at the time by just reversing the genders of the main characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725646
Nice glasses, dweeb *knocks them off your face*

[Anonymous No.]

Befriending Shiori!
Marring someone else!
Ghosting Shiori!

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori hates incomplete sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

This. Is a sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725665
>i've grown to understand why it was so well liked by girls at the time by just reversing the genders of the main characters
Yeah.... yeah.

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>>61725678

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>>61725747
I apologise for making fun of Twilight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725747
perfect, glad you had the image

that being said, it doesn't change the weirdness of how the books ended apparently

or maybe it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725767
The oneesan werewolf wanting to /ss/ your son?
Kinda weird, but I'd be jelly

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to kiss Shiori, y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725789
based husbando husbandry

[Anonymous No.]

Hugging Shiori!
Giving Shiori headpats!
Letting Shiori know that she's loved and everything will be okay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725747
When I think of Shiori taking the place of femward, I think I understand.

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>>61725806

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Don't trust the femelite. I had to watch that with Mumei and Fauna. Don't fall for their tricks! Fuck you, Nerissa (lovingly). Go post in /ope/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725822
When you said femward, I thought of femsquidward

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>>61725822
replace the werewolf with rissa, make the predators fuwamoco, have biboo be the unlucky childhood friend who harbors an unrequited crush on you, and make shiori femward

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>>61725857
And now I want Shiori to do Squidward's laugh.

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>>61725857
If Shiori's Femward, who would be Femilliam Fancyson?

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>>61725866
It's perfect, she plays the piano, she did the biology, the golden eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching the costume party VOD because I've been working 12 hour days and missed it.
>Shiori's costume was supposed to have doll legs.

[Anonymous No.]

“You're like my own personal brand of heroin.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>61722232
She didn't mention locktober at all..

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725972
>masquerade dress
>evening dress
>Alice dress
>Victorian dress
>another Victorian dress
I think Shiori wants a dress outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726187
I also want Shiori to get a dress outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61725838
god, i love this dork so much

[Anonymous No.]

Was away the whole day, anything interesting happened in the collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726314
Shiori doxxed Fuwawa and Biboo attacked her

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726314
Nothing interesting, but it was adorable. Fuwamoco saying they'll rape Pepper was somewhat intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726314
There was 38 mentions of "A FUCKING DEADBEAT" across the entire board in just over a minute. That was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726345
>>61726373
>>61726423
I see, looking 5ward.

[Anonymous No.]

You are going to the graveyard for all saints, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726345
You forgot to mention she exposes Biboo's naked body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726819
Go home already Daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61726936
Do novelites like uoh ToT girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727065
Not for me, Shiori would be an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727065
Well sometimes I feel like a cunny model would also suit Shiori

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>>61727228
Shiori could have pulled off a cunny witch model

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727065
Are you trying a new personality? Sure, I'd be down for loli Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727243
Yeah she could definitely make it work. Maybe next Halloween hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727243
>Give me candy onii-chan otherwise I'll turn you into a frog

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>>61727228
>>61727355
Believe in short elf santa helper shiori

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning
I slept for 4 hours and feel like death but can't fall back asleep and need to be up in 2 hours anyways so I have no clue what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727718
Masturbate

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>>61727718
jerk it to shiori

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>>61727718
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening, on a degenerate sleep schedule but I had a good sleep, do I still have time to rub one out to Shiori before No Nut November starts in any place in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

Mental darkness status?

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>>61728520
NNN will cure shiggers

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>>61728520
I became aware of a bunch of really basic things I've been fucking up my whole life and I've been ruminating on how I fucked up so many opportunities from when I was a teenager until now in my late 20's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61728634
Do not trust the Newsvella News Network. It's just a puppet of Big Yab.

[Anonymous No.]

lord help me, i think i'm in love with this dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>61728520
Like 5/100. I'm about to quit being /here/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61728668
self-awareness will take you a long way anon, here's to hoping you can work on whatever your fuckups are

maybe then we can both become novelites shiori would be proud of

[Anonymous No.]

>>61728858
Don't leave us...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Shiori my wife and cum inside Shiori that is all

[Anonymous No.]

Hi

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>>61729592
Matingpress.

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>>61729592
reminds me of suigintou

shiori seems like she probably had a rozen maiden phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>61729592
hi how are ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>61729592
Hey.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Novella News Network guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61729845
I solemnly swear to watch Novella News Network every day this month.

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[Anonymous No.]

The best part of the collab is when they kicked Nerissa out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Another Schizo wife is back, today's sure is a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61731525
Indeed my fellow hatto shigger

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

without Shiori

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I bet Shiori watches liveleak videos in her spare time.

[Anonymous No.]

Is miserable

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let Shiorin pee on you?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Newsvella her first split personality? Is Shiori going the schizo route?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61732627
Yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>61733655
>first

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>>61733655
>He forgot about Nurse Shiori
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>61732402
spending lazy nights with her nestled in your arms, watching videos of chinese factory workers dying to completely preventable safety hazards and escalators with her going "good golly" or "oh gosh" for each death

[Anonymous No.]

>>61734109
when
did she talk to herself as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>61734172
Based, reminder that shiori hates China, watch the bug video

[Anonymous No.]

>>61734337
That was obviously a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagYy6oZUAQ
Here's your next Shiori stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61734522
Is this only for EN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61735145
Probably JP Yellow team too since Bae can speak JP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61731525
I'm happy the cute retard who got me into this medium is back

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>>61733655
You forgot
>Witchvella
>Nyavella
>Nightvella
>Nursevella
>Imoutovella

[Anonymous No.]

>>61735672
Chefvella on top of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Sexvella is just for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61734487
>seething Chinese
It made clear where she stood

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No Nut Novella

[Anonymous No.]

Novella Nut November

[Anonymous No.]

Novella Nut Network

[Anonymous No.]

nonstop novella november

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Nonstop Nut Novella

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She will definitely drop a NNN joke in the coming month. But the question is, will it favor the sexfag or cutefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>61737167
i choose... coolfag

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is a dork built for light teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>61737194
coolfag is just cutefag playing pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>61737273
Followed by wild, animalistic breeding sex. All the nerdy dorks are closet freaks once you get them running

[Anonymous No.]

Made for cringesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61738064
>Oh good GOLLY anon... FRICK! I can't... dood you're gonna make be go BONKERS! Holy Heck anon! wowzers! you're making my little bookmark feel so good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61738392
m-maraca...

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FUCK THE SPORTS FEST SHIORI DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO BE IN IT AND IT WILL ROB US A SATURDAY STREAM. That being said I will still be there to support her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61738392
please anon, it's NNN...

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>>61738392
Newsvella

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>>61728925
NTA but they are mostly irreversible life career choices when I was a younger.

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>>61734522
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
I wanted to sleep in tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shiori makes a joke
>*awkward silence*
>Shiori starts laughing at her own joke, alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>61739974
>*Something nuts happens*
>Hey guys, this reminds me of my childhood.
>everyone goes dead silent, ignores the comment
>"So anyway we should probably..."

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>>61739974
Haha, it's the good old 'tism.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>61740474
Cute morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>61740727
you won't be able to get away with this forever!

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>>61740474
Good morning.

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>>61740727
N-Not my Shiori

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>>61739974

>Makes a reference, joke or a pun during collabs
>Dogs and rock keeps screaming or are distracted by something
>No one acknowledges her

I-I laugh at your jokes Shiori…

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>>61742782
She doesn't always get to finish the joke...

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>>61739974
Does this really happen to her? I feel like most of her jokes land.

[Anonymous No.]

For All Saints Day I went with dad to see some extended family and I had what can be considered by all metrics a good time, but I still feel like shit and depressed because my brain doesn't work like it should.

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>>61743484

See:
>>61742782

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>>61738722
I know the pain anon. I'm trying to get a job more closely tied to my degree after working in a different but related job that pays better. I want to step back into something less stressful even if it pays less since I don't really need the $, but I can't even get interviews.

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Anyone have a png of the membership emotes?

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>>61744157
https://mega.nz/folder/Sl1RFYbI#NQZ3Z2oSHK_J2x6TEHJacw/folder/fglFzDhY

[Anonymous No.]

>>61744233
ty

[Anonymous No.]

Any bakers? I'm still waking up, don't trust myself to not mess up this early.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with dork

[Anonymous No.]

If someone is baking, remember we're going into chapter 5 now.

[Anonymous No.]

a boring page to end a chapter. the previous page was better.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori needs to have a fight with advent, never collab with them again, and depend only on us for her social needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>61745084
Why don't you like comfy pages anon?

[Anonymous No.]

I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61745084
It's somehow fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61745300
cheers

[Anonymous No.]

>>61745354
i wish i was that seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>61745521
>>61745521

Written, but as I thought, I messed it up, near-4am is not a good time to be baking but oh well.

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my wife