/vag/ Vtuber Apartment General

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the Vtuber Apartment Complex

Peering out of your apartment's window, you can see two infinites. Upwards, some light from a forgotten sky can just about reach your eyeballs. Downwards, a bottomless pit echoes unknown noises, mundane and strange. In between, countless floors with all manner of odd inhabitants and happenings. Those trapped are bound to be /here/ forever. これが世界だ
Lamys roam the floors trying to find the next prey to /become/, architects forcefeed the thin, Ichimin party hard while SSRB try to enforce what little order they can uphold.

Come and join in this strange tale of /vt/ and add your own chapter to its pages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
I have been jerking off to Nerissa while blasting vampire for a week straight. The entire complex stinks.

[Anonymous No.]

Management would liek to remind all tenants that even if it might sound liek heaven,
hags in heat are a danger and many anons taken to their breeding dens are never seen again and even if found, seem to be drained of all life energy, never to recover

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681934
no seriously what did she mean like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
Are you sure the pit is bottomless? Can we send someone to check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
Guys is my Novelite gf actually a man? They never leave the toilet up and even though we've had numerous times, I got tricked by a kronie before and I don't want that experience again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682022
She wants me to have sex with her. Hence why I Jack it.

>>61682130
Send them to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681811
Let's see how that expedition goes. I doubt the guy trapped there is still alive, but who knows. Be careful to not let watamelons (or lamymelons, if hybrids actually formed in that hell) spread to other floors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682115
feel free to go and check... just like all the other ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682551
A haaton once was cast down there. We dont know if he reached a bottom or not, the only thing is that he returned changed and we don't know if it's even him anymore. Could be something else, pretending, though he seems to enjoy to dinner saplings as everyone else so its fine. A dual-split personality haaton is watching him at all times, just in case, because you can't never convince one of those haatons to anything due to conflicting thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682551
Tower newbies don't know about the ancient attempts to explore the depths of the shaft. Nobody remembers an attempt to film what happened down there by throwing the camera down and then catching it when it loops back, or what happened to the poor souls who watched the tape. It's just not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

If Nerissa is down that shaft I will go there

[Anonymous No.]

I was kinda suspicious of the whole Haachama comeback celebration party Haatons are organizing currently, but now I'm feeling kind of... hopeful? Lamies are currently laying low to evade being turned into meatballs, Saplings are staying quiet since UUUUUUing will just get them found and turned into broth, and there was that promise to help deal with watamelon infestations too. Things don't seem quite as bleak now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61684309
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THEY CELEBRATED her RETURN????
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF IT ALL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61684575
Spoonfeed me. I actually don't remember the last time, I think I got here way after it happened

[Anonymous No.]

What do we eat here?

Also, i'm going to find Mio and start a colony. Expanding our clan both towards the upper and the lower levels. After several generations, the upper and power clans become unrecognizable to each other. Conflict becomes inevitable as both sides forget their roots and see each other as foreign and alien

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>>61686298
>What do we eat here?
What DON'T we eat here? Essential supplies and rations get refilled from time to time (somehow), but aside from that anything goes. When the hunger creeps up you won't be against snacking on a Sapling or a Takodachi. Or whoever's corpse gets stuck in your railing after jumping off the roof.
>i'm going to find Mio and start a colony
>he thinks big shit chuubas actually live in this shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>61686732
>big shit
Big shot chuubas I mean. Some 2views and aspies are around, but don't seriously expect to see a big name anywhere besides the monitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>61686732
>>61687343
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>61686298
All I eat is cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>61688100
>t.Nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>61688324
I’m eating hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>61686298
In /horni/ we have pretty nice clumps of mushrooms growing out of the cumboxes.

[Anonymous No.]

can you guys bring some food down to the /stars/ basement we’re starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>61689124
Haven't you heard? Haatons are organizing a feast to celebrate their oshi returning tomorrow, and apparently everyone is invited.

[Anonymous No.]

The BauBau will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

>>61690626
Let people sleep you damn dogfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>61690626
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAUBAU BAUBAU BAUBAU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>61685247
we rather not talk about what happened on Floor 35

[Anonymous No.]

>>61688836
That's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>61684575
Ey, didn't you escape from the pot last time? If you still want to be on it be our guest, we can reserve an spot for you.

>>61682254
For now the expedition has sailed forth through the stairs. By their reports they had to improve the stairs putting rusty nails every now and then so if you fall you can grip the railing harder. Also they reported about some deadbeats engaging in unsanitary, unbecoming behaviour, like bone rattling each other.

When there are more reports we will put them in the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61694068
That's not what happened on Floor 35

[Anonymous No.]

>>61694093
Keep us informed. We need fresh info on what's happening on Floor 23

[Anonymous No.]

>>61696794
ohh yeah? proof it, what happened on Floor 35 then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61696794
>>61699040
Hello, Anons. I overheard your conversation about floor 35, if you wouldn't mind coming to the VTIS office to elaborate I'd appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in area 15, the final nuts are being prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I just saw a ssrb wearing a tiny version of marines hat humming ahoy to itself. What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61699155
b-b-but of course we wil come gladly with... OHH MY GOD IS THAT A UNICORN WITH A GUN BEHIND YOU???

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
Idk what this thread is about but I love Pomu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61700507
Henri is already dead Anon, we'll have to take you in for immediate mold correction.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about Squeebing on the rooftop while enjoying the cool night time breeze against my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61708982
Come here to the party :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>61708982
For the last time saplings. That's not a rooftop, that's someones balcony you've taken over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
nice

[Anonymous No.]

fucking pigs are stinking the hallways

[Anonymous No.]

>>61711223
>>61711337
A Sapling has a right to dream, there are endless possibilities to squeeb before him. Believe in yourself and create your own rooftop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61700648
Go back to the NijiEN block, this here is a Lamy territory

[Anonymous No.]

My Ma used to say "the rooftop is where the heart is".

[Anonymous No.]

>Rooftop
THERE ARE NO ROOFTOPS! IT GOES ON FOREVER!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61723680
>he doesn't know about the secret door that leads to the rooftop

[Anonymous No.]

This is a PSA from the Vtuber Apartment Complex VTIS Office.

Concerning previous rumors about 'Floor 35' and 'The Incident' we have investigated anons found talking about these and are happy to report that the rumors are a farse! There have been no incidents on Floor 35, the current quarantine on that floor is due to a regular watamelon outbreak. As to not further spread the outbreak anybody found attempting to sneak into the floor will be apprehended and questioned.

Further to this, some anons were spotted circulating images and rumors about a basement. As this is an infinite apartment complex there can be no such thing! Anybody who finds themselves contemplating the existence of such a thing, or who believe they are being whispered to by a 'Lilianne' are to report to the nearest VTIS Officer to receive medication for this ailment.

VTIS requires cooperation from residents to maintain peace and order, and as such if you see any of these matters being mentioned please approach the nearest VTIS Officer and report individuals engaged in conspiratorial talk. Remember; you don't need to fear VTIS if you have nothing to hide! We appreciate your continued cooperation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61724264
Fucking glowies, I will not believe your lies. Lilianne is real to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61723680
Rooftops definitely exist because Saplings keep throwing themselves off them. How they get up there is a mystery and they aren't sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>61723894
I won't believe in a secret door until I see it with my own eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>61727382
Don't fall for this obvious trap. the roof is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61698040
Report from the Haaton expedition. After reaching the sealed floor, a bunch of SSRB that where lured with the sacrifice of some haatons, those where used to breach the containment area, and the remaining one used as a grenade before breching in. What those haatons found was apalling, to say the least. A big bunch of Lamy-esque watamelon-faced creatures, wearing parts of tenants as trophies or disguises, including but not only, bone suits made out of deadbeats, covered in fingers or bread covered and walking in fours. Then the report says that some of those creatures, tucked in a booth, where wearing blood stained KFC uniforms and serving roasted KFC employes on a stick to others. Report says those employees where very well seasoned and tasty. The Lamyesque watamelon-faced creatures were actually dancing to some horrendous tune about sneaking though. All info points to these creatures having a Halloween party. After buying 500 servings of KFC employee on a stick, which are being raced back to Haatoon central says the report, the voice message ends with the following: Apparently we buyed all the KFC sticks left, so they started to cook something else. To our horror they where throwing living chamaspiders onto boiling water. This is unacceptable. THEY MUST BE TURNED INTO MEATBALLS. *uninteligible haaton scretching and sounds of otherwordly change happening*

If contact is reestablished we will update up the tenants.

PS: Broth is ready, could use some more meat for the meatballs but there is an okay amount. KFC-employees on a stick might compensate if they are as tasty as info says. We expect everyone onto the party, which starts in 14 minutes. Please, come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KktlRYeuI

[Anonymous No.]

I exclusively take my pisses in the Nijiblock, no not the toilets, the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61730466
It begins...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681934
same man

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
Bump

[Anonymous No.]

ALL RESIDENTS MUST REPORT TO AREA 15 IMMEDIATELY TO GIVE YOUR NUTS TO RISUNERS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL AND WILL BE THE NEW MANDATE EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THIS MONTH! GIVE US YOUR NUTS OR WE WILL RAPE YOUR BUTTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
The party was going swimmingly , with many attending. Songs sang by their goddess were being heard through what appeared to be giant speakers around the room. In the center of it there was a big donut shaped table, with seats in the inside and outside.There the guests sat. Around it many square tables with the myriad of haatons.

Luckily, the KFC on a stick arrived. They were ,indeed, delicious. The party was progressing well, when a single haaton appeared carrying a large bag full of lamy-watamelon hybrid meat. Only he returned, but it was well worth it. As some haatons stashed such fine meat away, the lights were cut off, and a dark-cloaked
haaton took position in a small altar in front of all the tables#@

He talked: CHAMA CHAMA!
Everyone answered: Hachaama Chama

The building trembled some.

He talked: CHAMA CHAMA !
Everyone answered: The Peppeloni ah the peppeloni.

The building shook again, worse.

He raised a big pot from the ground, which was hidden from view and put it on the altar. He cut some pepperonis and placed them in the pot -Main curse is served, the dark robbed Haaton said. Then, he poured a gallon of gas onto the altar and using a cooking lighter, set it aflame. The water in the pot boiled very swiftly.

He jumped onto the pot, being cooked alive, only saying Buta Chama Chama with devotion as it happened. When he was well done and done, a pair of haatons took the pot and placed it in the ground, in what appeared to be an spot under a precious stone statue resembling their goddess.

At this moment the broth with meatballs was served.

Every haaton started to eat happily, while the guests had various levels of bewilderement and fear depending on who and what you asked. Many drinks were served, including very expensive shit, even Suisei bathwater, somehow made an appearance in small quantities. A fight ensued between some hoshiyomis, but it was resolved quickly in an axe-grind-fest. Haatons took the casualties to the fridge while the victor savored the bath water

.After a while, desserts were going to be served...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61736375
Haatons are fucking crazy, but I must admit they organize some good fucking feasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>61730518
Anon, that's not the nijiblock, it's the designated pissing street, nijiniggers moved there even though they knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61730518
All this piss wasted on niji when you could have sold it to a /ringo/friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>61736375
there is gonna be whole floors unusable for a while when this is done, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61736375
Sounds like fun, can't believe I didn't get invited again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61744801
Depending on your preferences, it might be extra-usable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
I spend most days trying to get my giant oshi to get up. I think she's resigned to never trying to leave. She mostly rolls around in her bed and plays games. It's not too bad, we use magic to keep the place clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61749168
anon... i don't think thats your oshi at all, i think thats just some evil being using you

[Anonymous No.]

>>61749223
>It's cheeky and rude to me, like an evil being.
>It only eats sweets, treats and chicken nuggets, like an evil being.
>It tricks me with magic illusions and scares me, like an evil being.
>It sings entrancing songs that make me lose all reason, like an evil being.
>It steps on me and pins me down, like an evil being.

Pretty sure that's my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61749399
you know what, you do you anon, i am sure you and your "oshi" will do just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>61749168
>>61749399
who do we call to stop the cunny demons from spreading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61751823
If there's a point to this place... To any of this, I think I'm doing my part.

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or has it been eerily quite since the haatons done their feast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61753553
probably yeah

[Anonymous No.]

please be careful if you accidently run into some buff dudes in the /hfz/ section, not because they will start trouble but because they will fall over dramaticly and pester you to lie on them until someone comes by and counts to 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>61753553
Everybody is in the stew now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61757221
Still, the /hfz/ section is one of the nicer sections in the tower, despite the noise at night during events. They have to preserve at least some sense of order when dealing with that many (rabid) fans. Can't have the area be too dilapidated otherwise nobody would come. And with that volume of traffic, maintenance has to be done regularly, hence why the /hfz/ area is pretty well-kept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61759955
i dunno, most of the time i run by they are just lying around crying about how its all over and the final kwab is approaching

[Anonymous No.]

[Faint "IT'S OVER!" in the background]

[Anonymous No.]

>>61737499
>>61744801
>>61747056
>>61749016
>>61753553
>>61755084
>>61757429

While the guest used plates where thrown through the windows, in a kind of strange ritualistic fashion, with a haaton on the side taking notes or something while the leftovers were emptied. A happy tune could be heard out of the many speakers around the place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg

As the song unfolded, cook haatons appeared carrying a shitload of desserts on very curious plates: The plates ressembled some kind of small UFO, with some even having burn marks or hastily repaired parts. If you removed the upper half, you'd find one of all kinds of desserts, from exquisite caramelized moonafic, to delicious risuners pudding, even more foreign things like old roachcake and soursauce fandeads, which where though to be extinct. The Haatons instead all asked for dark matter pancakes or vegetable pancakes, which after awhile you noticed were the same odd looking thing they were eating with extreme delight.

Everything else was delicious and went swimmingly, except for a pair of complaints because they got the dessert served on a a strange drone carcass, which was resolved giving a suipiss shot to the affected , which is a very rare delicacy. Hoshiyomis made a ruckus again, but haaton security was adamant this time and flamethrowers (made by USADA Construction) were deployed menacingly. After everyone was done eating desserts, coffee, shots and infusions where offered to the guests. At this time, near were the ritualistic pot was situated, some Haatons put a big screen and some microphones...it was a karaoke for anyone willing. There were haatons doing weird magic tricks on a corner, and someone brought a live sapling tied to a pole, and said it was a sapñata and that who hit it true while blinded would receive some type of prize. The party did go on for a while until it died at sunrise, at which point everyone was wasted beyond belief and some even did partake in non-seiso activities of all kinds. Haatons insisted on cleaning everything themselves as the hosts, even if some guest insisted. Anyway, haatons organized two lines to exit their premises , one through a red door and another through a black door. All guests were escorted to one or the other, and the event came to an end.


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After awhile, rumors say that many people seen at the party went missing, and some even theorize about those being the ones made to go throught the black door, not seen ever again and their apartments emptied of everything that wasn't bolted on, If it wasn't impossible, one would think they left the building for greener pastures. If you were escorted to the red door, though, you were given a small heart shaped box with some honey-coated yubis, a Lamy repellant spray for 3 uses and a small box with 5 watamelon lures,while being happily sent away home with best wishes.


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The aftermath of the party has been a curious one, as Haatons, have been seen patrolling for a while all one hundred floors above their and under theirs, maintaining what can be described as most similar to peace this building has known for a long time, as they were clearly happy and repeating their love for their oshi. The patrols didn't last, as haatons returned to their usual shenanigans, but it has been nice for a short time...

Alone in your apartment, just some minutes after a somewhat familiar Haaton used a golf club to save you from a Lamy that in your sleepy stuppor you let in, you recall him. He was one of the haatons that were looking odd at you when you talked about being full and not being able to finishi the broth. Even more oddly, him and the others looked pretty satisfied when you gulped down the last scoops of it, half trying to be polite, and half of it because they were starting to give shivers to you... which is exactly what you get when you understand the truth of those missing and why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61730518
I piss out the window

[Anonymous No.]

Have you all given your daily nut tributes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61766216
wait you have windows? where ones should be in mine i just got it all bricked up...
>>61764123
lovely piece anon, great job

[Anonymous No.]

>>61764123
that party was wild, we went through like 3 sapnatas that I can recall. thanks for the recounting anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this just the fucking The Ever Expanding Bunker but for /vt/??????

[Anonymous No.]

>>61766551
if you can feel a breeze, you might be able to find a window by following it to its source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682022
The song is about sex. Always has been. It's a translation, not a secret message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61768742
Actually, The Ever Expanding Bunker is /vt/ Apartment General but wojaks are banned on-sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61769589
aren't*

[Anonymous No.]

there must be a roof, i wil climb the ladders and find it!

[Anonymous No.]

none of you fucks gave me nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>61768742
>The Ever Expanding Bunke
The what now

[Anonymous No.]

>>61773799
all my nuts are going there gomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>61774699
thank you for participating in nonstop nut november

[Anonymous No.]

oh god, is this how we get the white decorations for christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>61773799
I'll give you a nut if you want one

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens when a new fanbase needs to move in? Is it like a Hilbert’s Hotel type of situation where everybody has to pack up their things and move to a higher floor to make room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61774349
Look it up.
It's hard to describe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61792158
What are you talking about anon. They just get added, they've always been /here/ anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61792158
Nobody needs to move, the tower accommodates new arrivals on its own. Or like >>61795745 said, the "new" floors have been there from the beginning, nobody just noticed them before

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682019
i donn't care, of all ways to die in here, i rather be sexed to death by a hag

[Anonymous No.]

milk is really cheap this month, i better go and stock up as long as the price is low

[Anonymous No.]

>>61794347
Looked it up. The idea is similar, but I think the DNA of /vag/ predates the bunker. /vag/ is the reincarnation of /vt/ tower, which is an expansion of the /hlgg/ tower ritualpost, which itself was inspired by /v/ tower threads that began popping up back in 2018. The bunker only started in 2020.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655

[Anonymous No.]

>>61802597
soo... how does this help us get out? does any of these archives of those palces give a hint how we can escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61806803
>he still thinks there's a way to get out
The tower may have changed its location and structure multiple times, but one thing remains constant: you are here dorever. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention all Risuners. We appear to have a problem where 60% of the residents did not give us their nuts. We must enforce this rule with rape punishment until they comply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61690626
So help me god when I find where you live. I know those SSRBs got C4 somewhere and I'm going to bomb the fuck out of your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61681655
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS MIO OP

[Anonymous No.]

The haatons on the 50th basement floor are still stuck there, in those test tubes. We need to save them. No servant of the eldritch godchama deserves such treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>61809035
Save them? They're already saved anon, this is their salvation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61809900
The piggies in theab i accidentally self-destructed did not seem saved, one even asked for help. And a crazed lamy that invaded my flat the night after said they are suffering. We can't just leave them

[Anonymous No.]

How is the vendingmachine on the 23d floor today? Is it safe to get refreshments? Guessing no chance of ringo though seeing how fast the hoshiyomis grab those

[Anonymous No.]

>>61810485
>asked for help
He lacks faith, leave him to his fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61766793
We are jut so happy she is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>61810485
You dont understand , they were a pivotal point of the summoning.

They are all happy our goddess has returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61813005
>>61812944
I hope to godchama you are right, but I can't help but feel that this was not made in the name of chalmers. I pray their souls ended up right in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>61811328
i think they only restock the vending machine on the 23rd floor like once a week if at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>61814657
All haaton souls end up going to godchama.

Chama Chama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>61815369
They do it twice the weekends but some fucker or something empties it between saturday 23:59 and 00:00, and even if you are there something happens that catches your attention and when you look at the machine... bam , empty. I count myself lucky, usually people at this hour dissapear when near the machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61815521
wait what? how has no one investigated this closer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61816632
What part of
>usually people at this hour dissapear when near the machine
isn't clear to you, anon? Shit's dangerous and nobody wants to take unnecessary risks

[Anonymous No.]

>>61816632
If you offer yourself as a voluntary a platoon of Haatons can escort you to the floor under the one that hosts the machine , and if you come out alive, they will escort you back to your apartment.

I mean, we really liked the Lamy meatballs.

Whatever happens near the machine at this hour isn't lamy's though. Mind you, I was going to floor 22, but I miscounted and entered floor 23 at such hours. I was going back to the stairs, when I saw movement onto my left, just a shadow. I had already put a foot onto the stairs and just bolted down while counting the blessings of the chama chama, but I saw the machine as it was the only thing with light on the floor. It was empty and it shouldn't have been, it clearly says it is restocked at 23:00 hours , saturday and sunday if you go at any other day than saturday.

We should lure lamys there and see if they come out alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61820176
wait wait wait, i never said i volunteer, you guys can do your lamy hutns as you want, i ain't getting involved in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>61820297
Too late, it's that, or to the pot you go :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>61820297
>>61820973
I need to be back for a special event on the 5th so can we get this over with fast? I still have gifts to plan. Do you think godchama will enjoy a pyre built out of saplings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61820297
>volunteer

[Anonymous No.]

I’m still jerking off to Nerissa. I haven’t eaten or showered in days.

[Anonymous No.]

We have cannibals right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61832461
/vt/ isn't really /vt/ without some cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61820973
NOO NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

A knock on the door at this hour? I wonder who it could be.

[Anonymous No.]

Ethnics that must be gunned down:
1. Saplings
2. Capipis
3. Pomudachis

[Anonymous No.]

>>61839152
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>61839152
I disagree. Sapling love!
Massacre the other two indiscriminately though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61823454
Yeah, but I was thinking that saplings need some time to recover numbers, if they became extinct, any of you might end up replacing them.

We can do it now or tomorrow, we have a team assembled to accompany you.

>>61836628
>NOO NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes we can. We will give you cake if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

What should I do if someone covered up my peephole? I’m worried that if I go out there to fix it that I’ll be walking into some kind of ambush. Is there anyone near floor 58 that can make sure the coast is clear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61846953
Why would you need to leave your apartment to get ot fixed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61682022
personally, she had already me hooked with the art and desperate voice of this one
>give me your love, all of your love, til you go mad with ecstasy
>i know it hurts, only gets worse, god how it hurts, soon you'll be craving the pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>61849282
Well I’d have to open the door at the very least. But when I put my ear up to the door I’m pretty sure I can hear someone waiting on the other side…

[Anonymous No.]

>>61757221
It's called selling

[Anonymous No.]

>>61850343
Nerissa version helped me understand better what Aishte Aishte Aishte is about.

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of pests in the tower seems to be increasing with no end in sight. More sacrifices for the godchama in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>61839152
I wouldn't recommend going after the capipis. They're usually armed and in packs. You'll have the best luck with the saplings desu. You just tack some animal parts to their oshi's picture and they'll be stunlocked. Easy pickings.

Speaking of food, when did the Walmart show on 1117?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61839152
>Ethnics that must be gunned down:
>1. Saplings
how barbaric
how wrong
saplings are made for rape

[Anonymous No.]

tender, loving, rape
often to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>61856309
Capipis have weapons yes, but if you throw a photo of feet at them they become easy pickings. Havent you wondered why lamys carry some of those? In fact if you register a lamy body you will see they carry a shitload of items to lure or snare victims. All under that skirt, it holds too much shit for the space available.

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>>61839152
>capipis
>but not lamies
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>61853178
well i ain't buying

[Anonymous No.]

>>61857274
You want to get your room firebombed? That's how you get your room firebombed by Lamys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61858810
Pomudachi are literally just niji versions of lamies and you had no problem putting them on the genocide list

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>>61858810
>thinking capipis won't firebomb your apartment
I'm gonna see anon covered in mold shambling in the phase halls in a week

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>>61856395
l-lewd

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Can however keeps writing numbers on nijisEns floor please stop it? I can hear them screaming from 2 floors away and it interrupts my correction of twink haaton