/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Fuwawa: Ruffians do you know what color this is? That's right! It's blue!
>Mococo: Ruffians sure are smart, huh? But I bet they don't know what color a fire truck is, no, no.
>F: it's red? Good job ruffians, gold star! Wow Moco-chan, they sure are smart aren't they?
>M: un! un!
>F: well ruffians, that's all for today. In the next episode, we'll practice counting to ten.
>M: that's right ruffians, I know you can do it, yes.

Why on earth do people watch this?

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Actually Ztreams

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Ah yes, another kino fuwamoco stream

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>>61606147
Idk, its like why your father fucked your mom when she ugly as hell. im guessing people has their own preferences or something

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>>61606147
You will never understand ojiisans

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>>61606147
what's the matter, not enough cum and shit jokes for you? I bet you would love them if they were doing off-collabs and flirting with males. fucking nijicuck.

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>>61606346
Kino art

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>>61606147
It's like headpats in reverse

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>>61606147
W*men mad because it takes so little to make us happy.

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>>61606319
QUINOA

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Turning 18 in this new gilded age is the worst thing that can happen to a person. You cease to be a person an become a meat battery for the further enrichment of billionaires. Unlike previous generations, you don't get to buy a house or have a good work/life balance in return. Those are privileges for the rich.
Age regression, to cease needing to care about such things and to be cared for by people like Fauna or Fuwamoco, is the closest to liberation one can get in this day and age.

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>>61606147
Because I want to learn how to count to 10

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>>61606147
BAU BAU

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>>61606147
escapism, anon

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>>61607870
Ooh, yeah, take my meat battery you filthy rich piggies

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I really love how people say this about FWMC and pretend that Gura is any better.

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>>61607870
based

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>>61606770
Oh someone’s a little grumpy I think it’s time for your nappy wappy

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>>61606147
I know that you are young and you need some sex jokes, edginess, toxicity and violence, but I'm tired salaryman.
I need to turn off my brain and watch cute girls doing cute things, and distract myself from the fact that I no longer have honest friends, I have no way of being in relationship, my parents are aging and will someday pass away, I'm on my own, there is no way for me to buy any house despite earning national average what is fucking absurd and if I fuck shit up at work I will be poor, plus I have to constantly read stuff and learn about IT despite being burned out.
And I'm considered lucky

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>>61606147
OMG THESE DOGGOS ARE SO LE HECKING WHOLESOME 100 BAU BAU

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I made my counting reps, Ruffians! You better do so too, or else you are a fucking faggot!

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mocoking wins again baby

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BAU BAU

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>>61606147
It makes me so hard when she talks to me like this

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>>61606147
You'll get it when you're older, anon.

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>>61608684
move to a poor country and fuck hookers. At least if i cant a GF thats what I will do until I die happy of STDs

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>>61608760
not the crown again... last time she wore that she said some... demonatizable things.

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>>61608900
Are you talking about the d-word?

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>>61606147
I will enjoy being babied by two cute anime girls and you will seethe

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>>61608812
Please do not doxx me, that is very rude

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>>61606147

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I'm waiting for the day that Fuwawa says "I'm the boss of this gym!"

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>>61606147
somebody post the CS Lewis quote

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>>61608878
inserting penis into vagina won't do shit for my existential dread, but thank you for advice

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>>61608684
>And I'm considered lucky

I hate how much I related to your post and I hate most of all how I related to everyone always saying I'm lucky. I feel you man. I truly do. I'm glad they give you some peace.

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They called me a madman

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>>61609094
>Bau (you)

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>>61608684
Sexo polka

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>>61606147
Sometimes I need a reminder of the numbers 1-10 anon. Don't judge me.

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>>61609122

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>>61606147
The Cocomelon of vtubers?

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>>61606147
Why didn't your mother swallow you Nijicuck?

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>>61608684
okay, but why does your refuge need to be this infantile shit, specifically?

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>>61606147
God imagine being an 8 year old ruffian growing up alongside your oshis

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>>61606147
I want to fuck Fuwawa sensei/oneechan

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>>61608684
So does watching vtuber teletubbies help you cope with being a loser ?

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>>61606147
as a degen, i would unironically love this

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dogs are good

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>>61606147
I remember when I watched Blue's Clues when I was a kid, my mom liked to watch it with me.

When I asked her why, she told me that she found it amusing how Steve, the host of the show back then acted like a moron on screen for the benefit of the kids at home watching in order to give them time to figure out the answer to a problem that would be obvious to any kid over the age of 5, let alone a fully-grown adult.

Based on that, my guess is that we all like watching cute anime girls being dumb.

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>>61609154
>>61609656
RIP CS Lewis. You would've loved vtubing

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>>61606147
>Ruffians, spell "red"

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>>61606147
I bet you thought fuwawa was a chihuahua and are still pissed off about being wrong

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>>61610833
yes

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You would thought this is bait, but there are people on this world that are this devoid of joy.

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>>61611754
A Fuwamoco for ants

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>>61612020
you have seen "Fuwamoco for ants", I now bring you: Fuwamoco for dial up!

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>>61612256
kek

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>>61606147
after council debut and tempiss fiasco i really thought that we will never have true idol vtubers in holoen but fuwamoco saved us BAU BAU

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>>61610833
You're on a 4chan anon, everyone comes here to cope with being a loser one way or another. He watches Fuwamoco, you obsess over teletubbies.

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>>61606346
that's a child

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>>61606346
juicy

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>>61607870
Surprisingly based take for this shit board

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>>61606147
You don't get it anon.

Your post is exaggerating of course, but taking it at face value - do ruffians know what colors are or what color a fire truck is? Of course so, but I and others watch it because it's positive. In a world where vtubers and others are constantly putting others down, putting themselves down, complaining about the game, it's nice to go to a stream that is positive. I can also watch it and not feel like SEGGS is being shilled every minute. Sometimes I just want nice wholesome entertainment, not just sex and existential dread. I want cute girls doing cute things, not moans every few minutes with chat spamming YABE.

Sure, I could watch Kronii and hear a "I literally want to die" joke for the millionth time, but that can wear one down. I'm an oji-san now. I've been watching vtubers for years, and I've been going on the board or the internet for who the fuck knows how long. I'm old. I'm tired. I want to surround myself with in a positive chat/stream environment and type BAU BAU. I know it's stupid, but sometimes it's fun to be stupid. I'm old enough now that I don't care if I look stupid now either. I'll do what I want.

Furthermore, a big bonus on top of everything is that Fuwamoco are professional on top of all of that, starting streams always on time, giving quality production, trying their best to make streams as best quality as possible. They skip the worst superchats, and the vibe stays positive. It feels like they really care about their aspirations, and that's something I can respect.

TL;DR; because it's silly wholesome entertainment, and Fuwamoco are professionals at streaming

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>>61608684
In no world are you considered lucky you fucking loser, you're just retarded and that's why you watch this kids show tier shit, now stfu

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>>61611864
Even worse, I thought mococo was fuwawa

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>>61606147
this is unironically best entertainment an adult men after a hard day of work would want

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>>61606147
OP is a brown faggot
>>61608684
based & same
>>61612946
based

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>>61617408
now that's something I can agree too

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>>61606147
That sounds very comfy

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>>61613332
Yeah, mine

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>>61616779
This is literally repackaged brony speak lmaooo

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it's weird that only fauna can get good numbers playing indie games. Anyone else playing this game bar gura would only get 5k at best.

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>>61606147
You'll understand when you're older, unless you're a women.

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>>61606147
taming manchildren bau bau

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>>61608878
If you think that moving to a poor country is going to stop you from being poor, you are retarded.

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>>61608684
Bros, is it over for us?

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>>61612020
Here you go anon, just for you.

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>>61608684
I feel this

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>>61606147
Ruffians are unironic manchildren....

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>>61606147
>t. nijicel seething 'cause she doesn't get it

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>>61607870
Just work harder, i don't give a shit about anything and i bought my own place on a 48k salary. It's not nearly as hard as you've deluded yourself into thinking.

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>>61606147
They're talking about me. I'm smart. I know my colors.

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>>61606147
Mumei literally did blues clues on her 3d...

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>>61606147
I like being treating like an idiot by cute girls.

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>>61606147
JFC tell me this isn't for real.

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>>61607870
based

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>>61620590
It is. It's 100% real. Every FuwaMoco morning, they have a segment where they talk to us about colors and numbers.

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>>61621497
Don't forget the one we had about shapes now, it was one of the most difficult ones.

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>>61606770
>there's no between being a retard or a coomer
ngmi

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I don't get these posts, the only difference between FWMC and other female streamers is that they seem dumb and young themselves.
There are plenty of examples of streamers treating their viewers like children and it does not happen with FWMC.
Even excluding all the retard fleshstreamers, ever heard of Myth? The most condescending group of people if you're excluding fucking Kiara. Imagine that. Including Kiara makes them seem more understanding of their fanbase

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>>61606147
Keep making these threads. I love how mad they make you. Purity will never be extinguished from this world.

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>>61607870
It's been like this for decades, you baby. The only generation to get hand outs were the boomers. Just stop wasting money and save it. Patience is key.

Chuubas don't care about you. You're just a stepping stone they need towards their own goal. A username and number. Don't invest in them. Invest in yourself.

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>>61620217
This. Save up for a down payment, and you're fine. I know multiple people that pay more in rent than I do on my mortgage. The doomer shit is spread to keep people renting.

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>>61606147
>2view does creative and consistent morning show 4-5 times a week
>gets 50-100 views a stream and a small handful of /vt/ groomers as a result
>2views do the same exact thing word for word but in the blue dorito mafia
>Heralded as the most innovative vtubers to hit the industry since kizuna ai
Vtubing really is just a copy of the mainstream music industry, isn't it

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>>61606147
There is literally nothing wrong with this. Better yet, as it takes the young away from that AI generated filth made by some cyber demon of corruption.

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>>61623509
>Heralded as the most innovative vtubers
There is an archive, show a single post that stated this

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>>61606147
Tell me, anon. Do you know why moe animes (K-ON, Gochiusa, Non Non Biyori)'s main targets are adult men? Do you know why most of the idol fans are adult men?
Of course you don't. But let me tell you something. Kids want "cool" things. Teenagers want whatever their hormones tell them. And adults? Well, when you grow up you will understand how healing a genuine and innocent smile can be.

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>>61624045
Don't even need one, where were all you guys when You know who was streaming morning shows together for an entire year? Their largest fanbase consisted of /here/ at the time and it was at most a general kept alive by 10 people and the occasional catalogue thread.
Now I see anons left and right praising hololive for doing something completely unique and pretending the previous paragraph never happened

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>>61624620
Post them then. You surely can provide evidence of such a claim if what you're saying is true?

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>>61624620
What the fuck are you talking about you pathetic groomer

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>>61606147
holy kino i would watch that

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>>61609122
>>61609154
the OP was criticism of their content, which this doesn't address in any way.

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>>61606147

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>>61626355
It does though, just read the OP then read the quote again

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>>61624620
Anon, unless you only watch and follow small indie vtubers then you also do the same things you accuse others of doing. Obvisouly people will watch the popular things, that's how the algorithm works, sadly.
Think of it this way, how many people knew who Bryan Cranston was until he did his role in Breaking Bad?
Let's face it, getting picked from maybe thousand of candidates gives you a seal of approval, and hololive proved that they have a good eye for picking talent, for the most part. That's the reality of the situation. Sure, you can make it as an indie, but you need exposure, and sometimes that means that you need connections with the big guys.

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>>61616779
>>61618079
The holobrony meme is real

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>>61628214
You don't understand. Fuwamoco is well produced and teaches you good morals about friendship.

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>>61620217
Anon, it's the "48k salary" part that people don't have to begin with.

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>>61627866
NTA and agree with your point, but Bryan Cranston Was already pretty famous before breaking bad. Malcom in the middle, 90's sitcoms, and even was one of the first VA's for dubbed anime in the late 80's/ early 90's