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>Everything she touches turns to gold

What will she touch next?

>> No.61346511

My penis.

>> No.61346540

>>61346476
'Cause every time we touch
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss
I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast
I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch
I feel this static
And every time we kiss
I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so
I can't let you go
Want you in my life

>> No.61346555

>>61346476
Me

>> No.61346559

>>61346476
Ore no chinchin

>> No.61346568

>>61346511
You've become too predictable, old man

>> No.61346585

>>61346511
God damnit...I came here to post this.

>> No.61346605

>>61346511
beat me to it

>> No.61346611

>>61346511
fpbp

>> No.61346638

>>61346555
This anon meant to say me

>> No.61346654

>>61346555
>>61346638
No, me

>> No.61346930

>>61346540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDuIhNVLyg

>> No.61346990

>>61346511
You want your penis to turn into a dysfunctional piece of gold?

>> No.61346993

>>61346476
Why does Subaru have one of the worst models in hololive?

>> No.61347054

https://youtu.be/5e5aXh9FonQ?si=1VVNsAF_-MDkZNMs
1M prediction?

>> No.61347076

>>61346993
Holy faggotry

>> No.61347395

>>61346990
Yes, I'll be the talk of the town. People will pay to see it. Come see the mighty golden penis! I'll be rich! It will become an iconic symbol for standing erect to the world's issues. A beacon ready to inspire any destitute poverty stricken hole out there. I'll even polish it untill it shines so I can blind my enemies with it. I'll get an outfit and my name will be THE GOLDEN COCK.

>> No.61348319

>>61346993
why are u gae?

>> No.61349294

>>61346476
But Subaru was a loser until she started pandering to redditors with the duck shit.

>> No.61349343
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61349343

What would lovey-dovey consensual sex with Ui be like?

>> No.61349765

>>61349343
Like a sweet dream

>> No.61349937

>>61349343
Consent is a turn off, kinda ruins the mood

>> No.61350146

>>61349937
The mood here is lovey-dovey

>> No.61350300

>>61346511
fippy bippy

>> No.61350777

>>61347054
several months

>> No.61353277

>>61346511
you beat me to it

>> No.61353445

>>61346511
Calm down Goldmember

>> No.61353881

>>61347395
You can't ejaculate in her womb and impregnate her.
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT

>> No.61354528

>>61347395
How the fuck are you supposed to pee then? Cum? Make another hole? Are you gonna sell a part of your cock for the surgery?

>> No.61356910

>>61346511
Solid goooold Solid gooooooooooold

>> No.61357204
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>>61349937
How the fuck is a girl willingly submitting to you a turn off?

>> No.61357252

>>61346511
FPBP

>> No.61357294

>>61357204
You'll never understand cause you're low t.

>> No.61357368

>>61346511
so based

>> No.61357699

>>61346511
I came looking for this post

>> No.61357848

>>61349937
>Consent is a turn off
BASED

>>61357204
Conquering a girl with your cock is the ultimate chad move, it's why rape is popular with women as a fantasy. They want to be conquered by men and doing so is a service to them.

>> No.61358007

>>61357848
Sounds like extra steps, if a woman is willing to let you fuck her she's already been conquered. Sure, there are plenty of women who want to be raped but deep down they are consenting to it.

>> No.61358078

>>61349343
Tantric sex with Ui in the lotus position while staring into each others eyes, and she lets out of soft whisper asking you to cum inside. Verification not required.

>> No.61358134

>>61346511
fpbp

>> No.61358138

>>61357848
Anon, rape isn't conquering girls. It's invading the girls.

>> No.61358159

>>61358007
>if a woman is willing to let you fuck her she's already been conquered
Sadly real life isn't a harem anime and you need to conquer women with your cock. The harder you work for her the harder you'll lose her.

>> No.61358220

>>61358159
So how do I rape a girl that's already let me fuck her? Do I stick it in her ass with no warning?

>> No.61358238

>>61358138
>planting your flag on uncharted territory isn't conquering it's invading
sounds like the same thing

>> No.61358325

>>61358220
you can test how willing she is if u fuck her while shes not horny
if she does then it's decided that she's a dedicator

>> No.61359400

I will support anything she does as long as she stays away from the loli shut. Another loli song or stream and I'm out

>> No.61360299
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61360299

>releases the most viewed video in youtubing
>doesn't elaborate
>does weekly 1 hour zatsudans like nothing happened
What's her endgame?

>> No.61360436

>>61360299
>youtubing
vtubing*

>> No.61360545

>>61360299
Do it as a hobby to piss off the tryhards

>> No.61360669

>>61360299
Total cunny world domination

>> No.61361848
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61361848

>>61346511
This nigga stole my post.

>>61349343
Boring. Ui-chan is for rape only.

>> No.61361914

>>61346511
I came here just to post this.

>> No.61362382

>>61361848
It's not rape if she has heart pupils

>> No.61362523

>>61346511
clicked the thread just to see if the first response was this and it was. Thanks for the laugh, it really made my day

>> No.61362840

>>61346511
fpbp

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>>61362382
Got me there.

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>>61346511

>> No.61363000

>>61346511
A good post on /vt/? It's been ages...

>> No.61364721

http://cbtm.html.xdomain.jp/usbtn/usbtn.html
For me, it's あああーああーあぁ

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>>61364721

>> No.61364939

>>61346511
Fpbp

>> No.61365074

>>61364860
It's a soundboard that Ui streamed, zoomie.

>> No.61365118

You just run them over, that's what you do

>> No.61365286

>implying he's old enough to drive

>> No.61367623

>>61346476
rape

>>61349343
no

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