Which Holo do you want to be your babysitter if you were a 5yo kid?

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>soft spoken.
>attentive.
>likely to come up with many ideas that entertain young children.
The only demerit is she’d brainwash me into a vegan.
>And any girls speaking in a voice lower than 500Hz always fail to attract children's attention.

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Fuwamoco

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>>61227315
Nerissa, for reasons.

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>>61227315
Fuwamoco. Cute twins. Will probably teach me Japanese

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>>61227315
Shiori

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>>61227315
IRyS, she will rape me.

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>Bae
brings things she thinks cool in my house, and it never entertain me.
>Kanata
brings things she thinks cool in my house, and it's actually cool for me as well.

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>>61227315

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>>61227315
Enna so she could molest me.

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>>61227315
Mumei. I want her to neglect me so that I drink some funny liquid under the sink and end my life prematurely before I can grow up and watch holoEN :D

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Depends
Am I a 5 year old boy or girl?
I want Fauna if I'm a girl so she can teach me girly things but I had a babysitter that was exactly like Shiori growing up as a boy and she was my first crush.

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Kronii, so I can grope her boobs and get away with 'cuz I am a kid.

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>Gura
"Don't touch the oven. That's the rule."
and then she spends 6 hours fiddling with her phone and sipping spiked lemonade on a sofa.
It's Ok though because she lets me play video game for 6 hours.

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>IRyS
She reminds me of my big sis, who molested me as a child, I'd like to repeat the experience.

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I don't really care for Bae, but she seems like one of the best choices if I had a boy, Fauna if I had a girl

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Nobody said Noel or Fubuki yet come on

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>>61228186
Tbh, Fubu is a good, if not the best, choice. I admit it.
>Noel
Her only merit is she won't get mad when I touch her boobs.

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>>61227315
One who will have sex with me.

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>>61227315
Noel

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Anyone that is a shotacon

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Marine or Noel for no particular reason

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>>61227315
Polka, I think she'd actually be a good baby sitter. Great entertainer and a sexy hag. AHHHHHH I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER SO BAD

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I know this place isn't representative of people at large but are there really that many guys who fantasize about being molested at a young age by an older woman?
It seems to be such a common and recurring sentiment

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>>61227518
Pochi more than anything. She's a lot cuter than my mom's friends were. And looking at her doujins she actually knows how to play with little boys, instead of just putting a little dick that can't even get hard yet in her mouth or putting a finger up my ass. God, I wish it was Pochi instead so fucking bad.

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>>61229344
probably as common as feet fetish is, which I hold zero interest into it.
But surely some porn/hentai/doujin have fantasized what you said a lot while in reality it'd not be that much funny experiences.
I'd run away when some hot 17yo girl tries to molest me if I were 7yo.

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>>61229576
>I'd run away when some hot 17yo girl tries to molest me if I were 7yo.
faggot

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>>61229600
>But big girls are scary.

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>>61227315
Bae since she actually has babysitting experience, she carried around her toddler niece/nephew in her arms the other day at the zoo for their birthday and even ignored their parent's instructions to not buy them any toys and bought them for the kid (and herself) anyways
If I were a kid, I'd want to be spoiled by toys since I remember the few times I got them to be very fun

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>>61227315
I think Bae would be fun as hell to have as a baby sitter

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>>61227623
Same. Now it all makes sense, she was into goth lolita too

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>>61229344
It is very common and should be openly encouraged. Had a cute high school girl gotten her way with me when I was 9-12, I can only imagine myself being a happier, more successful version of myself today.

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>>61227315
Whichever is the biggest shotacon

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Genuinely trying to think of a response to this and I can't do it. I don't think I'd want to spend any time with any of them IRL haha.
Maybe Ame/IRyS/Ina/Kronii would would forget about me in the bathtub so I drown. That would be a funny story to tell Rushia while she's reviving me. Ah wait, I'd pick Coco. Or Vesper.

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>>61229344
You don't know how diamonds I get when I see Marine lusting over shotas

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>>61230300
>cute
>high school aged

The fantasy is great because you aren't thinking about sex like your 9-12 year old self would.

The reality is, she won't be cute. She will probably be cake or older. She will probably do shit your 9-12 year old brain would find disgusting, like pee on you or make you tongue her hairy brown starfish. It will not smell good. You will not like it. It will fuck you up in the head for years. Be thankful it didn't actually happen.

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>>61227315
Noel, she would rape me.

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Fauna or Nerissa

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>>61230978
We can legislate around this. Molesting male children aged 9-12 should be legal for women until you turn 21.

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>>61227315
IRyS will 100% let me play with her tofu

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>>61227315
Marine, who wouldn't want to be groomed by her?

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Mori because she'd let me drink purple grape soda that makes me feel funny.

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I know Fuwa oneechan won’t get mad if I touch her boobs, but I can’t do it because always that stupid flat one gets in my way.

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Noel i want to make her shota dreams come true

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>>61227315
marine. so she can molest me

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>Marine
Actually she has a kind of criminal record.
>once asked to be a babysitter for her coworker.
>brought a rare (and expensive) yugioh card only to attract his attention
Our captain is always a cut above others in this field.

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>>61227315
I want that of Mommy without being age-regressed desu

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>>61229344
When I was a teenager, I was only attracted to adult. So what I would imagine in my head would be shotocon stuff. I think thats why men like shotacon stuff.

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>>61227315
Clown.
She'd take me backstage at work to see all the stage girls dress up, then she'd drop my pants and proudly claim how huge I'll be when I grow up, making them all excited and touchy

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>>61232250
Do it to Moco-Chan instead. Fuwawa would join in and molest you both

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>>61229344
Generally speaking, it's the older women who are most affectionate towards young boys rather than their classmates or friends. It's not difficult to see how this "fetish" could develop considering this.

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>>61232250
>Not molesting Mococo first so Fuwawa can join in and molest both
Silly Ruffian

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>>61227315
Fauna can't be my babysitter because she is already my mom.
Ironically I think Mori would be that babysitter that let's you do whatever the fuck you want, but responsible enough for you to not kill yourself. Cool uncle vibes. You would probably have a cool story or two about her to tell other kids later.