/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Average Evening Commute Edition

Last thread: >>61170430

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX

>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>61195466
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61195466
you're a good baker anon
>>61195481
amen

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>>61195481
Amen.
>>61195611
Arigatou.

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA ON THE TELLY

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MOTHER ON THE TELEVISION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBOMbO5E6fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBOMbO5E6fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBOMbO5E6fU

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>>61195693
POST THE LINK YOU WHORE

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SHINRI FIX YOUR AUDIO DUDE, I HATE ASMR SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

Green man is back!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that "this aniki is so retarded" image

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axel's playing that game, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>61195993
Green with envy...

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>>61196484
I doubt he's gonna play it again after tonight but I'm glad he was able to get the perms, has potential for some fun moments with the breeding system.

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>>61197100
Oh no is he going to breed axelotls for real

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>>61197302
Yeah, it's one of the game's mechanics, kind of like the Sonic Adventure Chaos Garden thing, but idk how far in the game that actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IS LATE for a good reason

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>>61197986
JERRY I hope he gets better

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>>61198074
It seems like he's not super sick, so if they can get him to start eating again he should get good

[Anonymous No.]

>picrel on the telly
>Shiri: wheeze

[Anonymous No.]

bau bau

[Anonymous No.]

Axelotl murder and breeding? on telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9I6Evb24GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9I6Evb24GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9I6Evb24GQ

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9I6Evb24GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9I6Evb24GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9I6Evb24GQ

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JERRY WOO YEAH WOO

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>>61198638
kek, flashbacks to the clitellum

[Anonymous No.]

Axel using the assets is always cute

[Anonymous No.]

I thank God everyday dagoo didn't go through

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FUCK YOU PAJEET SUSAN STOP BUFFERING ANIKI

[Anonymous No.]

That fucking laugh

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>>61199721
Reduced to 720p and it's stable now, but yeah it's fucked up for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

That magxelotl? Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>61199721
>SUSAN
Anon you have to let go, the accident wasn't your fault...

[Anonymous No.]

That's me btw

[Anonymous No.]

axel once again loving magmites more than axelotls

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>>61200062 (Me)
I'M FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

Axel killing his buff children already...He'll go so far to prevent them from breeding with maghybrids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61200190
It will happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>61200218
Is that machiroon ogey?

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>>61200218

[Anonymous No.]

"Slurp up the copium bitch"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>61200375
That magmite probably likes it

[Anonymous No.]

Magxelotl LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

the weapons in this game kinda suck ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>61200438
Me and who

[Anonymous No.]

>>61200334
Machiroons are never ogey

t. machiroon

[Anonymous No.]

"A FUCKIN' UNICORN??"

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon Axelotl...the orange men are breeding...

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>>61200464

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>>61200642
magschizo go to therapy challenge

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit that shinri laugh

[Anonymous No.]

what was that noise that came out of shinri

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

For a second Axel was terrified that he killed the magxelotl

[Anonymous No.]

>cannibalotl mention

[Anonymous No.]

>>61200949
IF YOU CAN SMELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>61201030
how does she keep winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61201093
Axel is the Denji of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

yeah not a bait sc at all

[Anonymous No.]

Axelotls literally shitting on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Altare would enjoy this one?

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>>61201476
Might be a bit too Axel coded.

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Imagine a world where Axel didn't watch Altare's Cult of the Labs stream and Cultare was never a thing

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>>61201476
probably not, it looks very simple for a roguelite, he would probably call it boring in 15 minutes and force it through an insufferable 2 hour stream where he only complains and compare it to other games.

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>>61201574
Kino

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[Anonymous No.]

"Why can't I extract their happiness?"

[Anonymous No.]

"I'm just trying to make myself stronger, and I guess love was the answer"

[Anonymous No.]

>>61201743
Time to rewatch my dumb wife struggle with the piano puzzle

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>>61201743
Its raping time

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>>61201743
Finally

[Anonymous No.]

Come on Axel, let's beat one boss tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Muzukashi but with the aussie accent sounded funny

[Anonymous No.]

"The axelotls are pissing in the bath...drink their piss"

[Anonymous No.]

Pisslotls wy@

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does anyone have the axelotls pissing on axel picture?

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>>61202861
Magni would be proud. o7

[Anonymous No.]

axel....

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Chonky magxelotl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61203455
was watching shinri, what he do/say?

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Magmites are used to eight legs, of course it would be slow when walking on two

[Anonymous No.]

it's fucked up but i keep getting fed

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>>61204154
kintama forever

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>>61203875
nah nothing he's just shit at the game

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>>61204188

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>>61204188

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First time I've heard Shinri say "fuck" before.

[Anonymous No.]

That was a good wheeze from Shinri.

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How in the hells does the manager not check if they are streaming before fucking with their accounts

[Anonymous No.]

Is this Axel's first roguelike?

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>>61205973
It seems to be, I can't really remember

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>>61205973
It is, he even said so at the start of the stream

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT!!

[Anonymous No.]

Catching up to the off collab suika, this is fun

[Anonymous No.]

tfw you're not getting back massages from a weakened sicktare...

[Anonymous No.]

do we even rate streams anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61207635
On special occasions like Tempus Week, anons were too busy seething to do it last thread tho

[Anonymous No.]

Axel Love

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>>61207786
He is a good dingo

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>>61207747
kek, these past weeks have been wild

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Genuinely fuck you Shinri, I like figs and I could have done without knowing that

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>>61207999
Anons just get a bit schizo from time to time donmaiii

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't understand the structure of the game Shinri is playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>61207999
I hope Bettel gets his shit together just so things get calmer again

[Anonymous No.]

Who is this, Mori or Zeta?
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1717027440399454593

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>>61208834
literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does yt keep removing axel subs

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>>61205973
closest was his vampire survivor

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>>61208794
I don't think that's ever gonna happen, anon, Bettel's whole persona is how fucked up he is.

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>>61208834
According to the color, Zeta

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heya gorexolotl, might be writing something. knife penetration yay/nay? hes only gonna threaten it for hahas but would that be a good tease or a bad tease?

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>>61208834
I think if it was Mori it would been pink.
He's been dropping cards with the talent's main color

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>>61208955
This is my guess too. This is the first one that isn’t obvious

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>>61208986
i want you to know.that i am.wishing u nothing but bad things with this sudden attack, but i also hate myself that this got my heart beating. also please yes holy fuck do you not know how much i need him to stab me? love you id buy you mcdonalds if i could

[Anonymous No.]

Good day for streams, see you all tomorrow. Hopefully the sick boys will do another stream before parting ways

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>>61209803
kek the eye socket thing got me inspo. imagine yakuza zero majima scene but kneeling with spreader bar and knife upright between the thighs. you can aaaalmost feel a tiny poke if you slack your weight all the way down. i usually do m/m with a sprinkling of cbt so writing neutral/front hole is a fun challenge. stay tuned!

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Good night MANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>61208955
The cards are also supposed to have a reference to the characters (Raindrops, Stars,Chains). I genuinely can’t tell what it is here

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>>61210128
Night night!

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>>61208834
Hmm, what is the object on the left supposed to be? People were mentioning that there's a hint on the side for all the others - water for kobo, the moon for moona, chains for axel...but I can't even see what that is.

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>>61210480
One of the figures looks like scissors, but idk

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Shinri seemed happy today. I'm so glad

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>>61210081
ok a spreader bar is too embarrassing, im sorry. cant he just stab me regular im unironically too shy about super sexual stuff. good luck tho anon glad i can be of use to you i guess

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>>61208834
Last year was easier to guess since he posted each teaser with the member's oshi mark

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>>61210660
Someone guessed a hammer for Kaela, but unless her main colour is usually considered to be black I'm not sure that's more convincing than it just being some obscure reference to Zeta we're not recognizing.

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>>61210718
He seems to really love that game, he was really giggly and cute. Hope things can start looking up for him now and after his break

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm...

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>>61210770
well the theming is (You) wanting the knife really badly but him holding you back and refusing you, purely from a ‘hurt me’ standpoint, not really sexual. the bar is just there for you-cannot-throw-yourself-on-it purposes lmao. he pulled multiple csgo knives so i was gonna have him armed up and threatening to wreck all your holes with hehe innuendo.

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>>61210806
It has to be Zeta but I know nothing more than that she is an agent? It is a reference to something that we just don't recognize I guess

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>>61211079
I REFUSE to call Altare a beaver

[Anonymous No.]

Did I stumble into a classified document?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61211293
Beavtare is coming, you cannot stop him.

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hehehehehehe

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>>61211113
oh jesus please have mercy on me man i want axel to kill me not a fanfiction, im still a maiden at heart

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>>61211391
Ugly

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>>61211391
why is this corpse laughing

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>>61211294
Just late hour shenanigans, read at your own risk

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>>61211485
you really confuse me sometimes but thats why i asked in advance! i’ll just keep this one as my brainworm

once again apologies to normie /mans/ for the shitstorm but you guys oughta be pavlov’d to the australian hours+axel image+black bar wombo combo just dont click on em theres nothing of value

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish we could've gotten at least Magni's graduation stream, I don't think this hole will ever close for as long as I care about vtubing in general.

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i hate the axeltols man

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>>61211661
idk what to tell you getting cut up and eaten is less personal than the other stuff so its easier. im just shy. ill still read whatever you write but i might cry!

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>>61212162
getting cut up and eaten is one of the most intimate things i can imagine fgjhhhfhhjjj you gotta work up through the regular holes before you cut yourself a new one where its not ‘supposed’ to be for me. i guess im on the hakka side of ritualisticly nibbling the ring finger of a partner as bonding when all other boundaries have been broken

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>>61212153
You wanna repeat that mate?

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>>61211931
i might be on the same boat. it still doesn't register as him not being around anymore and each time i realize he is gone i just feel like shit

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>>61212517
yeah, i mean the axelotls, spelled it wrongly earlier. thanks for reminding me

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>>61212685
You are welcome, proceed good sir

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>>61212408
regular spicy stuff is too embarrassing for me idk! id actually have a heart attack if i even think of anything like it so i dont kek

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>>61213081
noooooo my gorexolotl x axel dinner date where he takes you on a late night riverside walk by the warehouses and scoots you away into one out of public view for some threatening playtime… trashed…

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the times when fujos used to post during the dead hours. These spoilered posts make me nostalgic

[Anonymous No.]

>>61213223
i am no longer buying you mcdonalds, youre mean to me

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>>61213415
hey the way to a mans stomach is through his heart y’know

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>>61213542
i hope you explode

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>>61213748
out of curiosity, you used to ship axmag right? did you self insert as magni and now that you are just a yume without the fujoshield it's overwhelming you

[Anonymous No.]

I we myself in the boys and wanna work hard just like them, but then I also get the horribly self indulgent thought of being whisked away by a rich fujo/yume and forced to dress as the boys cuz I wouldn’t mind that desu

[Anonymous No.]

Beep beep gem cringe. Playing with mascots now. I am procrastinating my life cycle fics,my nature anon posts,and creating my halloween playlist for me to play for the trick or treaters by drawing gems. I blame Hakka for this as I would not be drawing gems if he had not sung SU songs during karaoke.

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>>61213748
>>61214044
haha fuckhead, if this is true i am gonna write it now just to spite you. that one almond fic where altare takes a bite out of magni’s back ports and they nip each others ring fingers is my fav, i’ll emulate loving cannibalism with axel and (You) all i like. get bullied magyume.

[Anonymous No.]

just realized there's only around 2 months left to this stinky year but it feels only a few months ago we just had that magni christmas cover

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>>61214721
The art for it was amazing, just a shame that it ended up being a solo cover

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>>61214044
i did, and still do kek, but i never self inserted. all fujo stuff is just pure fantasy to me and separate from the boys themselves

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>>61214721
And that whole impromptu radio show too...

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>>61214966
Axel as Jessie before he ever even watched the show...

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>>61214721
I keep forgetting about that cover's existence

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>>61214923
is that to say that you want axel the human to kill you, not just the character?

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>>61208834
Holy shit it's the fish girl from nijien

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>>61215207
Don't even joke about that

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>>61215378
Why

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>>61215100
man idk axels a good guy so i dont want to think too hard about stuff like that cause i feel bad. im kinda stupid stop picking my brain there isnt much of it

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>>61215532
sorry, i just like picking peoples brains especially when i don't fully understand them i wont tease you further, mwah

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>>61215784
Can you pick my brain pls, I’m lonely…

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>>61215784
thanks ill have an crisis about this later, mwah. youve earned your mcdonalds back

[Anonymous No.]

>>61215971
i'm a different anon, sorry kek
>>61215963
sure, tell me something you like about your oshi

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>>61216023
Hmmm Hakka is my oshi, and I adore that he tries so hard, he’s talked about the times he’s had to go to a kfc just for wi-fi, trying out different majors for college like possibly becoming a doctor, his throat injury as a child, and just how rough his life has been in general, to me he’s the embodiment of perseverance and I look up to him for that

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>>61214402
Kek cute

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>>61216255
that's very cute and true, hakka is a very hard worker!

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https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1717068489721270734 SOMEONE STOP HIM

[Anonymous No.]

which tempus boys can shoot their cum the furthest?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I was busy all day and just now I can go to sleep. Did anything noteworthy happened today so I can check the vods later? or just in general like on twitter since i dont use that.
G'night /MANS/. Take care of yourselves and stay safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61217057
Altare,Bettel,Flayon off collab with Altare and Bettel being super sick. Was just the Watermelon game but I found it entertaining.

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>>61216947
I just started watching this and within the first five minutes she already threw up so I highly approve

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>>61217057
Axel called the purple axolotl a magmite and it made me a little happy if you are into that

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>>61216947
I think is funny that everyone knew it was flay tweeting this

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>>61216967
me

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>>61217710
focus on your uni work axel and give jerry a smooch from me

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>>61217480
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1717077636764287182

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>>61218347
Flayon stole Bettel's work phone so he could always carry Gavis Bettel with him after leaving

[Anonymous No.]

Someone else did Tempus gems as well kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>61219060
>tourmaline

[Anonymous No.]

I miss them.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>61219060
Rebecca Sugar and her consequences have been a disaster for fandoms

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>>61219060
cool~ I'm not sure I agree with using Sugilite for Hakka since it is in the show as a fusion. Of course this sticks way more to the boys builds compared to mine which were more based on the gem appearances in the show.

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>>61218347
o7

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>>61201222
this guy sc'd the same thing to magni's last collab partner right after bettel's stream

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>>61224482
appreciate the effort not to speak his name, but you also made my brain work harder than I wanted it to with that sentence

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>>61221132
You saw them not 12 hours ago

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>>61216967
i have a feeling it's flayon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Shinri verified lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>61224959
Manechan paid for his slave sticker

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>>61224959
kek isreal
you can pay for it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>61201222
>Bait SCs ignored while my oshis have laughed at my messages both SC and stream chat
Feels good

[Anonymous No.]

Catching up on vods today with a lot of blessed wheezes; going to sleep well

[Anonymous No.]

If idiots can't get sick, how come Bettel has a fever? Could it be that Bettel is actually a genius?

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>>61208721
I know it's late, but the gist is that whenever you play, you're given five random quests to do in any order. Each quest has multiple endings and small sidequests or objectives you can do. By completing all five quests, you get access to the final one, which is always at the lighthouse. If you survive it, then you beat the game, but it's like a roguelike so you're intended to replay to try and do better.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have cute adventures with Bettelgoose

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>>61211391
Chu~

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[Anonymous No.]

>>61230542
What's a CTOBER?

[Anonymous No.]

He finally made it to Nipponese territory
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1717197161212112897

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1717197161212112897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHSSPf1olDI
birb in japan

[Anonymous No.]

Huh?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1717197161212112897

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
YOOO

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Hakka is in Japan??????, birbo????
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1717197161212112897

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's Japan Arc Let's Go!
How badly is Japan going to ruin Hakka? Any predictions?

[Anonymous No.]

he got the wrong day and time, he's currently changing it kek

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>>61231852
>>61231931
HAKKA???

[Anonymous No.]

He finally got out of hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
>>61231931
I'm actually surprised kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231980
He's using hotel wifi and somehow it is better than xenokuni

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
i thought he was going way later

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
>>61231931
rape imminent

[Anonymous No.]

Manifesting cute senpai interactions instead of menhera episodes (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
HE ESCAPED

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>>61231980
He will be raped by Fuma, and he will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
>>61231931
He fixed the time, it's in 8 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Now he's going to sleep
Can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, that's unexpected. I thought he was going to Elysium but turns out it's Japan, kinda neat.
I expected him to go to Japan only by March 2023 based on his conversation with Axel the other day, now this is so soon that idk if he'll be there long enough to meet with Axel in around 1 month, I hope Cover arranged a place for him to stay so it's not too expensive.

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>>61232288
You expected him to go in the past?

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>Hakka in Japan
This literally came out of nowhere, wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61232172
isn't it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
>>61231931
LET'S GO
I wonder why he was called to Japan.
Some projects happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61232507
I would be surprised if he went there for leisure way before Axel. Could they be working on the 3D already?

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka is going to be kidnapped by the Yakuza and forced to stand in front of cheap whore house and advertise the girls to random passerbys

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>>61232491
If you think becoming addicted to raccoon dick is a good thing, I guess.

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>>61232847
if the boys slowly start making their way there this winter, probably but i think it's still a ways off

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>>61232070
rape confirmed

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>>61233322
I don't think Fuma's micro peniss can satisfy Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>61233401
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>61233401
BAD BOYZ BAD BOYZ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>61231852
YEAH WOO YEAH

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>>61233387
Well, Shinri is taking a break and he was asking for Japan recommendations recently…

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>>61233600
Oh man, that would be great. Father-son collab in Japan, getting passed around by JP senpais...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61233401
i need that ghost sex comic but with hakka and rio instead

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel got a STD as soon as he got to Japan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>61232172
>fuma
>raping hakka
Nah, he has his eyes (and grabby raccoon hands) on Shinri's chest

[Anonymous No.]

>Miyabi wants to rape Altare
>Rio wants to rape Hakka
>Fuma wants to rape Shinri
Who am I missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>61227766
Oh I see, thanks anon, I never paid too much attention to the game but every time I saw it people were doing different things, now it makes sense.

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>>61234142
is there no one who wants to rape axel? no wonder he was menhera last time in japan...

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Watching the second Mama World of Horror VOD. Mama losing his shit at Dwayne the Rock Johnson made me also lose my shit. Stupid ass dragon

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>>61232351
I meant 2024 but I do wish we could go back in the past :(

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>>61234959
Asians usually eat dogs rather than fuck dogs

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>>61235016
His fucking INTENSE wheeze laugh absolutely killed me. Top Shinri moments.

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>>61234142
Me wanting to rape all these niggas

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ALTARE WHERE IS THE TEMPUS VRCHAT ROOM

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>>61235587
He said it was gonna take some time *slap*

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>>61234959
Axel has never pretended to be a cute kouhai. Someone needs to correct him please

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>>61235743
he's cute when he's with Oga

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>>61235708
get your filthy hands out of me

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>>61236046
Make me

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I miss my sick wife

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>>61235960
He was quite polite and cute as well when he was with roberu in vcr ark, too bad that server literally kicked him out because of his ping.

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>>61236046
>out of me
ayo?

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>>61235960
That's because Ougaman's very presence demands respect

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>>61237213
>Altventurers are also rapists like their oshi

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where's the batsu
where's the next hallowtempus announcement

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There's now people that believe Altare, Bettel and Flay are in Japan, poor souls

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>>61237472
Yeah, they're in me right now

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>>61237472
what, do you have anything to back the idea that they aren't?

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>>61235587
Let my blue son rest, he's busy dying from the purple plague after raping the clown too hard.

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>>61237405
Just following in leader's steps

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>>61237472
I mean, Flay maybe since he was healthy and could he on his way “home”. Altare and Bettel definitely no because they are dying kek and it could probably be the big C

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>>61236812
I need to molest him while he's sick

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>>61237582
Get your slimy blue nubs out of the Axelotl's butthole, you have a smartphone! Great, now I'm wondering if Altare has ever ended up using Altventurer slime as lube when he goes on rape sprees. Just abducts a random slime, impales it on his personal gunsaber and runs out naked homing in on some faggot dick first

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>>61237998
Jesus christ

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>>61237472
at least they prove they aren't doxxfags

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>>61238246
Yeah, that's who they scream for every time

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I HOPE MY OSHI WON'T GO INTO A FULL MENHERA ARC IN JAPAN PLEASE GOD

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>>61238533
They don't ban dinosaur porn don't worry

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>>61237998
Amazing

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>>61238611
I still don't know what's supposed to be happening in this picture.

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>>61238816
newchama...

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>>61238816
Hello, what you see here is based on an old shock video where a man inserts a small jar inside his anus. You hear the jar shatter inside of the man, overcome by the sheer pressure of this caucasoid's rectal walls closing in. Blood and glass rain from above shortly afterwards. Not once does our hero flinch, cry or scream.

I'm not sure why cousin Alberto agreed to ass spelunking inside of a gringo for 4 stroberris, but he was always weird anyway.

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I just woke up and I woke up even more after just seeing Hakka's tweet, what does this even mean

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>>61239605
He is in Japan

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>>61239226
Thank you for the explanation. Your cousin is indeed a strange one.

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why people dont watch the samurai guy? its the model?

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>>61239704
N-Not what I meant but thank you I suppose

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>>61239798
Oh, I'm retarded. Buenos Noches means Good Night

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>>61233401
The better chupado

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>>61233401
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS

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>>61239870
Exorcists are pretty powerful against ghosts tho, buckle up Rio

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https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1717239897235640758
>yesterday: I kicked the 102 fever!
>today: I literally cannot speak and move!
Why the fuck did they thought the off collab was a good idead?

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>>61239778
Suzaku has been graduated for years now

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>>61239979
jesus what did altare and flayon do to him?

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>>61239948
leecher

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>>61240049
Why are you posting your screencaps, flayon?

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uh oh

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>>61239979
Our boys are very retarded. Even the ones with 'high' INT stats (forged)

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>>61239979
I'm gonna cry. October was supposed to be so hype. But please get well soon my sweet jester.

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>>61240110
Yeah, Rio sucks like one

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>>61240092
I already have the vagaries of a fanfic where Bettel gets dp'd

[Anonymous No.]

is Flayon the only one without any projects right now?

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>>61240204
Rio works hard to branch out and make new friends, he doesn't need to keep using mascots of graduated members to get pity views from their fans

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>>61240092
Eiffel tower

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>>61240269
TToTT

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>>61240204
GHOST BLOWJOB!!!!

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........

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>>61240352
wew

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>>61240274
Technically he has a cover in the works

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>>61240383
I feel so bad for you guys, I feel bad for Bettel too since this month really haven't been the best one for him at all. I do hope he gets better soon and he didnt get something like the coof

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>>61240383
man, he really hates you guys

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jwu and Hakka is in Japan? I really hope he stays long enough so he and Axel get to meet up, they are my favorite boys and I would love an offcollab with them!

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I wonder if Altare is now trapped in the jester’s cave till he gets better, do airports still prohibit you from flying if you are sick?

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I need the monster smash or pass. Just prop Bettel's corpse up.

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>>61240383
there there

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>>60484984
>>60485130
ANON, YOU PROMISED TO ME

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I’m sure you guys are being reasonable human beings rn, right?

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>>61241222
It's only Wednesday, have faith

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>>61240997
I would rather they feel comfortable taking time off when sick, I hope they don't disregard the idea completely if they can't get it done before halloween. Though I am annoyed that they somehow didn't think that they'd get sick from being around thousands of people...

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>>61241502
Have faith in Bettel? roru

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>>61240284
Rio sucks like the finest whore in the underworld. No, perhaps even better than that. Let's look at the facts about the cute ghost senpai.
>Can choose to be corporeal or incorporeal when he wishes
>Can sing
>Sucked me good and hard through my jorts
Rio has an amazing throat that he's great at using. But he's not limited to his throat because he can change the corporeality of his body at will. And it's not just generalized changes he can do, but local ones. Singing requires air, lungs, vocal chords and diaphragm interacting together to make sound. Rio no longer has his physical body, but certainly he does some kind of bodily manipulation to do those notes.

If he can do those notes, he can certainly suck off anyone regardless of what body part is near their penis. His ghostly foot steps on a wiener. It passes through harmlessly, though it does feel a bit cold. Then the human feels deft motion coming from within Minase Rio's ghostly flesh expertly teasing and swirling about his mansword. He shrinks back after the deed is done, confused and afraid of what has occured.

But if he wasn't a coward, he would thank the ghost senpai from Uproar and invite him to a party with all of his friends. Remember, RIO IS NOT LIMITED TO JUST HIS THROAT. He could accomodate any number of dicks that a horny mass of homosexuals could offer as long as part of his body was touching them. Positioning would be dicey, but not even the loosest sloot could compare to his cock capacity. Depending on how merciful Rio felt like, he could edge this crowd for hours or viciously suck them all to send them screaming to swift completion. But the end result would be the same.

As one, everyone shoots. Their goo flies through the space Rio once was and hits each other instead. Now there are naked homosexuals bukkaked with their own cum and not a single ghost in sight.

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I'm a necrophiliac so it's hot that bettel is dead

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Magni and his consequences have been disastrous for the holostars community

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>>61242511
Do you want to kill him during the deed or do you just want to bang the dead body

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I hope my wife and his friend recover soon

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>>61242635
Mostly the former, but I wouldn't pass up a chance to humiliate the clown post-mortem

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>>61239979
Flayon warned him to stop shouting for a reason. I saw this coming. God why is my Oshi so dumb. Hopefully Altare doesn't die too it would suck to have both of them dead. I don't feel too bad from him cuz it is his own damn fault I get he wanted to off collab while he had the chance but it was a terrible choice after he had a fever. Hopefully he learns his lesson and to not fucking do this. Bettel is an idiot so he'll do it again. Well another week without the clown hopefully he ain't like me and stays sick for weeks.

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ToT giving Hakka a concrete enema while he overdoses on datura uooooo

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>>61243112
My oshi is dumb as rocks too, he's most likely gonna die as well. If that makes him sit his ass down and actually rest then it is a win I suppose

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Bettel said he was gonna rest, what the fuck happened that he came back even worse than before?

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they never got The Forest 2 perms right?

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>>61243710
Idiot went to a con or something with Altare and Flayon. Altare and he got very sick during the con. Prob covid. In conclusion they are very dumb.

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>>61243710
Off collab sex broke him

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>>61244014
Just like what happened to Magni last year

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>>61244014
>>61244083
naruhodo... dumbass kek

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>didn't take the new booster
>go to twitchcon
>get covid
>learned from what happened with magni
>just says "i'm sick" instead of naming covid to avoid discmite incident 2.0

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>>61244396
Magni didn't say he got Covid while sick tho, he waited until he was feeling good because he didn't want Cover to put out an official statement and force him to take a break during Nowa's suspension.
The "problem" was him lying about it and feeling proud of it, discmites got really mad he didn't feel sorry kek

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>>61244508
Ngl Vesper gibing Magni the coof is the stupidest thing he did as a holostar. Dude knew he was sick and still went to visit

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>>61244508
This one is still the dumbest drama this community ever had and it's a shame that it got to him so much. Hopefully no one is as dumb to do something similar with Bettel or Altare if they do end up getting it

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>>61244697
I would argue the whole trip to Japan was also very stupid considering everything that happened shortly after it, but at least he got his cover out of it.
>>61244734
Yeah, the drama was very dumb to begin with, but so was Magni for saying he lied about having Covid kek Should've just said he tested positive in the last few days than knowing he had it and hid even if he had good intentions
But I agree, it got to his head a lot and his excitement visibly declined after that whole drama.

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dumbass kek

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>>61244943
Oh no, it's like they went to an event where people got the flu even before covid was a thing

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Bakerchama, you alive?

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You tell them Shinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1717269708041531539

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>>61245584
Yes.

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>>61239716
If it makes you feel better the guy is fine. He mentioned only cleaning himself with cotton and resting for two days before going back to work, he didn't wanted to go to the hospital because of the shame etc.
He still does porn to this day and yeah all of his content is on the same level of the jar one.

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So when can I expect Flay to do another solo stream?

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>>61245785
Monday, expect him to get sick too

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>>61245601
he's so fucking xenokunian

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>>61245874
Could you imagine Bettel trying to eat a mushroom and dying due to poisonous shroom?

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>>61243710
Con flu

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>>61245601
I want to feed it to bettel spoon by spoon while he gags dramatically over the mushrooms...

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>>61245601
Still a bit surreal that he is verified kek wonder if they payed or he applied for it and got it

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>>61246025
afaik there's an option to hide the verified symbol, could just be a case of it disabling for some reason

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>>61245601
i want mama-made congee!

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>>61245601
hmm.. that sounds very regional

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>>61246251
the region is asia. it's all of asia.

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>>61246251
yeah, it's xenokunian, duh

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>>61245691
Kowai...

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>>61246868
Do you think Altare's ex broke up with him because he wanted her to wear a Pikachu costume while having sex

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>>61246932
Yes
All of them!

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>>61246992
Thanks for the confirmation Altare

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>>61246251
TRIANGULATE

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>>61247070
Asia

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>>61247070
Trinidad

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>>61247099
xenokuni

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>>61245691
wait, he actually still does porn? link?

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>>61245601
He's mom-ing so hard right now...

[Anonymous No.]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson
https://x.com/shinripops/status/1717036116493074940?s=20

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>>61247662
KEK great reaction

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>>61247662
Jesus Christ, he died.

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DIE DIE DIE ALREADY

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>>61247662
It took me a second to get why they made him a chef but kek

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>>61248498
wait.. why

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>>61248473
I don't know what else to do boss, he is a tough one

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>>61248576
>he can't smell it

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm really gonna do it this time

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the thread has been on life support for 1 hour already, what is going on, JUST DIE

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>>61248893

[Anonymous No.]

you can bake now

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>>61248963
Oh, I heard of those, they're fentanyl doses for crackheads right?

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, rip sweet prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>61249080
I just did.
>>61249025

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>>61249080
the bread has been done
>>61249025
>>61249025
>>61249025

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>>61249114
>>61249124
I thought it was a double bake for a second kek