/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread >>61156832

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife so much...

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up and all my bones hurt

[Anonymous No.]

Look at my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive EN didn't retweet the figma. It might really be over...

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>>61176658
Why is she blurry?

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Gurass

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>>61176689

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Buy my merch uwu.
-Mane-san

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>>61176703
I think you need glasses, anon.

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>>61176788
thank god this is gura general and not guru

[Anonymous No.]

Day 40! Give it up for day 40!

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>>61176531
We posting charts?

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I just love her, chumbies.

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>>61177503
She doesn't love you.

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Is it day 40 already? Explain your oshi chumcucks

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>>61177629
She's dealing with health issues.

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Every day I just search the internet for Gura stuff to buy
I don't spend my money on anything else besides basic living stuff and gura merch/superchats

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>>61177755
nobody believes that anymore. you don't even believe it.

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>>61177755
that's an explanation, but not an excuse to not say anything.

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>>61177629
'tism

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>>61177915
based findombud

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that she gave her stupid little "actions speak louder than words" speech before her longest ghosting spree makes it so much worse.

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>>61178074
She was baited by some retard with $100

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>>61178223
Baited into what? Admitting that she knows it's wrong to fuck off without saying a single word?

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>>61178223
she would have ignored it if she didn't want to address it, like she always does.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Since Kiara says she also misses Gura she might not be there at all. Maybe she went on vacation without telling us or someone in her family died

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>>61178420
I think this was pretty obvious after management retweeted the merch immediately.

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>>61176562
Aim better next time.
>>61178420
Kiara needs to aim better as well.

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>>61177284
If this chart is real then gura streamed less then 7 of the time this month...

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>>61178420
Wish i could go on 45 day vacations whenever i wanted

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>>61178489
they let Ame ghost her fans for 2 weeks so I would expect management to let Hololive's mascot be absent for 40 days

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>>61178489
>45 days
Its gonna be like 60 days and then she streams to shill merch and fucks off for another 60

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>>61177284
The fact that she streamed almost 400000 seconds this year and some of you are still complaining is pretty insane

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>>61178679
>and then she streams
I FUCKING KNEEL

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>>61178769
Yes im one of the last optimistic chumbuds... Who knows tho she might really not stream again this year...

[Anonymous No.]

Today I saw a dog shit on the sidewalk that kinda reminded me of Gura's hoodie so I grabbed and ate it, weakbuds in shambles.

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Gura simply went out to get some pop-tarts. She probably just ran into my dad at the 7/11 and got into a long conversation (my dad loves miku too). They’ll both be back soon

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>>61178957
I made this post by the way

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>>61179000
she's just out to buy oatmilk

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>>61178870
Bro thanksgiving and Christmas are right around the corner. She already skipped october. We may get a merry Christmas video and that's about it.

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Gura is just like my dad

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I'm not the only one that gooms to gura everyday right

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>>61179199
I've been gooming to things I think Gura would like. Lately it's slime girls.

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She's just out to buy bubblegum cigarettes, okay?

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>>61179199
even though I feel hurt, I can't stop gooming to her and only her.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe this thread should just end.

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Chance of steam today?

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>>61179514
.1%

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>>61179514
0%

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I want to superchat Gura, have her read my name and respond to my message...
It's been 2 months...

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>>61179968
Is it gonna be feistybud or yesbud superchat?

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Would you guys be okay if she suddenly started being very communicative
At this point it would feel forced, and as if you guys bullied her into doing it. Are you sure that’s what you would want?

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>>61180022
This actually happened at one point.
For a few weeks she used to send us a member post almost every day

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>>61180015
I'll never be rude to her in a sc.

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>>61179968

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>>61180022
No. It’s honestly better this way because at least we know we’re getting something real. Gura’s way of doing things is more honest than all of the others in hololive. She isn’t faking and trying to fill the gaps in with useless and mundane throwaway posts that no one cares about like the other girls do. I fully believe that Gura is more genuine than any one else in hololive.

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I've been working overtime and extra days since I have nothing else to do

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>>61180022
I don't give a fuck anymore she's been treating us like shit we deserve better even if management has to tard wrangle her

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>>61180193
>garlic bread

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>>61180022
>this entire fucking namek saga going back to like late 2022 has been about communication
>Would you guys be okay if she suddenly started being very communicative
gee I dunno, hard question

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soooo

did we enjoy our new tweet?

(I get the feeling that'll be all we get for a while)

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You can tell things are truly grim when antis don't even bother shitting up the YT comments.

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>>61180273
One of them literally said they were getting bored of trolling.

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>>61180220
You're literally this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3c3ELuSF4s

also the whole film he's just got tons of money because he's got no hobbies, no family, nothing to spend it on.

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Gura WILL come back and pretend nothing happened and you WILL continue to support her and stay stuck in this never ending cycle

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>>61180435
I'm also like that I have money and all the time in the world but everything feels meaningless without her...

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>>61180494
Yep.

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>>61180273
It's only fair since I don't bother reading them.

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>>61180494
>seething but still here
lol couldn't be me

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>>61180494
Even she wouldn't be that shameless

[Anonymous No.]

Place your bets: how many days until Gura's next non-mandatory stream? Closest answer will be rewarded with one (1) sex

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day 40! give it up for day 40!

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>>61179514
Not today, I'm busy tonight

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>>61180790
If she doesn't stream for Halloween I'll get so drunk I throw up.

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>>61179547
>>61179646
>>61180824
Then stream when?

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I'm the strongest chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

what gura game was kiara just talking about

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>>61180547
I can't tell if these posts are ironic or not. Do you really feel that way? Why?

I like Gura, she's a great personality and streamer and I feel like she could make just about anything she's doing interesting. But I just don't understand how you could feel so strongly about someone who doesn't even know you exist. And would probably hate us if she did. How much do I need to care about Gura in order to post here?

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>>61180193
>Genuine
Yeah she genuinely hates you guys

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>>61180986
no one likes weakbuds

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>>61180729
That’s got me thinking, what if she never addresses this hiatus? Going off what we know, her next appearance (and maybe stream if she has a POV) is the sportsfes. She’s not going to address it there since it’s an event, and the event is not about her and what she’s been up to, but rather everyone coming together. Even if she wanted to address there, there’ll be too much chaos and everyone talking over each other, so she can’t anyway. It’s impossible
After sportsfes, what’s next? Will she ever do a solo stream again? If she does stream again, will she even address how long she’s been gone and why? Is this the end? I’m so confused. why is she like this bros ;-;

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>>61180977
You sound like a casual fag which is fine but know that you are

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>>61180961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEtBrFe9GjU

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>>61180790
what kind of sex are we talking about here?

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>>61181052
She has never addressed it in the past and will never address it. She just bans words and ignores criticism

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What is she plotting?

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Who needs to be saved: Gura or chumbuds?

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>>61180940
maybe November

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>>61181052
She could do a members post or stream before it.

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>>61181230
Both
or none

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>>61181230
Yes

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>>61180790
I bet the reason Gura disappeared is that she realized the majority of her fans are unironic pedophiles like this degenerate.

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>>61181230
Me

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>>61181223
Nothing she forgot about it by now.

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I honestly believe gura got married, pregnant, had a child, and the current ghosting streak is caused by having to take care of her newborn.

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Gura fully meant it when she said “see you next year”
She won’t have a POV or even a microphone for the upcoming festival. Her manager will be the one playing on her Minecraft account

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>>61181406
I'm not gonna bother waking for that

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>>61181347
all me

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Gura should do a guerilla Halloween stream where she roleplays as a ghost
I would actually fucking kneel because it would just be too funny

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>>61181080
What exactly is it about dinogura that makes her so irresistibly cute? Instantly puts a smile on my face
TBF so does normal Gura, but still

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>>61181468
I will stay up if she puts up a frame

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>>61181669
>Roleplays as a ghost after ghosting her fans for almost 2 months
Actually kinda based lol, chumcucks deserve the mockery

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>>61181671
the taste of her flesh and her tantalizing scent are just so irresistible.

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>>61180494
Yes.

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>>61181079
My post is just me admitting that. Not a particularly astute observation.

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>>61181671
>What exactly is it about dinogura that makes her so irresistibly cute?
Minimalism

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I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

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>>61177284
2022 wasn't so bad after all

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>>61177268
>Noah was without land for 40 days and 40 nights
>I am without shark got 40 days and 40 nights
WE ARE

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>>61181230
We all need to be saved.

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>>61182696
The bar has lowered so much that 2023 makes 2022 look like paradise

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>>61179968
Calm down attention seeking paypig faggot. You have no chance with Gura. Give up

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>>61176524
Rubrubrubrubrub

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>>61180220
You know what to do. Use it to buy merch like a good little paypig

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>>61180242
KEK

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>>61183122
You cant really call yourself a fan if you dont spend money to be honest my family

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>>61177284
funnily enough, this would look similar for nearly every member of Myth, including Kiara

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>>61183244
I really doubt it

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>>61183167
>braindead consoomer
Kys

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>>61180193
wake up babe new chumbie cope just dropped

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>>61180193
no need to holo vs holo, your statement is true regardless

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How could you not be attracted to this thing?

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what happens if she notices she doesn't need to stream to shill merch?

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>>61180193
>I fully believe that Gura is more genuine than any one else in hololive.
things she's said on stream directly contradict her actions. that isn't genuine at all

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>>61183487
You're seeing it right now

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>>61183524
>communicationsharts be like

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This HAS to be a bot

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>>61183278
all of them were streaming less and less as year went by besides Mori

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>>61183680
because he sees an anti for what it is: someone passive aggressively or outright seething at a chuuba?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>61183680
Check his other comments, he's just a retard.

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>>61183680
It's an obvious falseflagger from /here/.

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>>61183680
1) Satire
2) Passive Aggression
3) Neurotypical & Double Digit IQ

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>>61180494
>Gura WILL come back

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>>61183992
Nice soundpost, retard

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>seething at a chuuba totally isn't anti behavior! - "chumbuds"
lmao they're really incapable of any level of self-awareness huh?

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>>61183951
It's not because it's double digits it makes what he says brillant you know

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>>61184015
Nice streams

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>>61183244
>Gura used to stream in 2021 more than 3 times as much as she did this year
>Kiara streams final fantasy for 14 hours over the weekend
>Which means in 2021, she was streaming 42 hours over the weekends
Yeah that adds up and I'm not retarded

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What's going on in here?

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>>61184344
the proportions wouldn't be identical but you'd have a falling graph for every girl

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>>61184437
my pov

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>>61184413
They should make you a detective chief inspector

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>>61184356
>What's going on in here?
The same thing that's been going on for 40 days, anon.

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>>61184413
>you'd have a falling graph for every girl
no shit, they just wouldn't be nearly as steep as Gura's...

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>>61180193
huh what's this then

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>>61184472
>>61184518
it just means that all of them are affected by burnout and what Gura is going through isn't particularly unique, even if it's particularly harsh

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>>61184562
I take it back you don't have what it takes to be a detective at all. Maybe try kindergarten again and this time don't fail.

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>>61184492
Alright, carry on then.

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>>61180193
tell me what's not genuine about Ame just coming out and saying she just didn't feel like doing shit for two weeks
or Ina announcing a break to destress and hang with family while she posts about capybaras
or Fauna tweeting about not feeling very good to reschedule stuff

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>>61184533
She never said this was about her fans. You just assumed that because FWMC was talking about their fans. Gura could have been talking about someone else entirely.

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>>61184562
wow you're actually retarded

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kek

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>>61184732

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>>61184737
As I said, ut's not becase it'stwo digits that it makes it a brillant post

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>>61184933
He's setting up his cuckpost. Pay him no mind

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>>61184732
If you go back and listen to the context she was obviously talking about her fans, she was talking about them just before and after saying that.
>>61184562
>Kiara and Mori's stream time decline what, like 5-10% per year? While they pump out 5 times the non stream content.
>Gura cuts streaming time by like 50-70% per year while producing equal or less non stream content from before.
They are definitely the same, yup.

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>>61185070
She was talking about me

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>>61185050
I'm setting up my closing the fucking tab, getting up to get some peanuts and watching a technology connections video, but you do what you want I guess

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>>61185070
>Mori's
I was curious enough to check, and she passed her total streaming hours for 2022 a month or two ago

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What da chumbies doin'?
I ate a pizza and am otherwise trying my best to do nothing.

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>>61185248
I got into reading light novels since manga translations take forever.

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>>61184854
>295k in 2 hours
Pathetic joke

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>>61184533
It's someone acknowledging another's talent/quality and giving props to it, autism-kun

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>>61183244
Nope just for Ame. Moris already beatt her 2022 hours with 2 months to go, Ina might be below 2021 but she’s definitely above 2022 and Kiara might have streamed less than 2022 but by nowhere near the same amount.

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>>61185162
Imagine if Gura had that kind of work ethic, she would literally be perfection...

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>>61185248
Getting sleepy at work...

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>>61185429
you need to be aware that part of what causes Mori volatile attitude is her workflow
Gura with that workflow probably wouldn't act entirely as the Gura you want

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>>61185321
true detective over here

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>>61183680
Everything else he says is stupid. Like there's nothing wrong about being a fan with a particular talent but he is right that Cover is doing a really terrible job projecting their talents against hate and misinformation.

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>>61185248
I ate half an onion and now I stink

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>>61185248
Cancelled membership. Just can't justify it anymore. She wasn't the only one though. I've paired down my memberships to just three now(Kaela, Mumei, Fuwamoco).

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>>61185482
Even just close to it would be good enough for it to be a vast improvement compared to her having little to no work ethic now.

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>>61185618
I'm not paying membership in general since that would still be giving Cover money and they are the ones enabling this.

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>>61185429
imagine if people with strong work ethic were entertaining, they would literally be perfection...

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>>61185330
>ignores the last slide
classic

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>>61185496
Your comment has been fact-checked by experts from Cover and deemed to be misinformation since Gura cares about her fans. We ask that you remove your comment.

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>>61185721
huh, I say 'yeah I should probably eat healthier" but snack on cookies instead because they're fucking tasty, what's your point?

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>>61185741
>Let's make up a hypothetical to justify not doing anything about blatant misinformation
Nah they really need to stamp down on this shit like they said they would.

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>>61185829
The cookies aren't paying for membership

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>>61185618
So it's safe to assume you're done and aren't going to post in this thread or others on this board now?

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>>61185866
in this dogshit analogy, the cookies don't have to

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>>61185857
What misinformation, you fucking retard?
Do you seriously think Cover is gonna take some shitty YT troll comment to court over actual doxxers and stalkers?

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>>61184854
I thought this was real. I searched for it but couldn't find it.

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>>61185873
Didn't say I was done. I'm just not a member anymore. If I unsubbed, I'd be done.

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>>61185919
You're actually retarded if you don't see all the shit people are making up about Gura like the pregnancy shit. At least delete their comments and target the accounts spreading this crap.

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>>61185829
>food analogy
we've really hit rock bottom

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>>61186132

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I still remember how I got shit on for making this edit

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>>61186059
It's not like there's an entire battalion of them, it's like 5 dudes and one schizo. Just ignore them. Gura does it just fine

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>>61186220
It's a good edit. A subtle one too.

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>>61186258
Great then it shouldn't be hard to delete their comments and target their accounts if there isn't many of them. Should be really easy but Cover still isn't doing it.

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>>61185996
I don't know what to say. I feel like you just want to make yourself mad.
It's fine bro, I've been there.

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>>61186307
>Haha she drinks
Yeah real subtle

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Gura took longer vacation than I had on my trip to Japan

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a video appear that explained how to get a perfect score on the buzz lightyear ride at Disney. I've now memorized the strategy so I can impress Gura when I take her there one day.

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>>61187302
Oh would you stop.

[Anonymous No.]

shes drinking a redbull right now

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>>61187600
Stop what?

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Gura is in a coma, a food coma

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>>61186258
To be fair Gura ignores literally everyone

[Anonymous No.]

i just had a realisation and im freaking out my heart is racing i i cant stop thinking about this please dont read if you love gura like I do but:

what if she's actually dying? it would explain everything. she needs money for surgery becasue america which is why she keeps shilling merch, why it's so hard to talk about for her, why she keeps disappearing etc

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>>61188828
THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THE MORE IT MAKES SENSE

SHE'S SO SMALL BECAUSE SHE HAS SOME BIG CONDITION, THATS WHY HER VOICE IS THAT WAY TOO AND WHY SHE'S SO WEAK.

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>>61188747
she's just like me fr

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>>61188875
Anon she's literally said on stream that she has a condition. No fucking shit.

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>>61188828
>what if she's actually dying?
no
the health shit is just cope

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>>61188958
she said she faints and her health is not the best
that's it

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>>61188958
yes but it could be killing her THATS THE POINT DUMB ASS

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>>61189034
Again, no fucking shit, only antis think she doesn't have a serious condition of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

I have unshakeable faith in my retarded shark wife.

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>>61189145
>only antis believe she isn't dying
lol

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>>61188875
Its a mysterious disease that only wanes when there's a new girl out that poses a threat to her passive revenue stream, then she can go for 7 straight hours

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream last night that I was hitting it off with another girl and woke up slightly panicked because it wasn't Gura. I miss her.

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>>61189315
If that was the intention there literally no reason to just arbitrarily stop after two weeks. You'd keep going for at least a month or two to really solidify things. Also if her streaming at all is such a detriment to them then that means they are incapable of pulling enough new people in other words they are failures.

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>>61189745
ah but my good man it appears you forgot something:
she hates streaming, and hates us too.

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>>61189771
She came back strong for us.

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>>61189917
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

things r just gonna get worst n keep on gettin worst

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>>61189833
Your headcanon doesn't disprove what I said but then again these narratives you people tried to push was never based on anything reasonable to begin with rather than your irrational animosity to Gura.

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When I try to think about the things it could be where they've gone as far as to instruct the other talents not to mention her on stream too much all I can imagine is some kind of stalking situation.

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>>61189771
Why bother coming back or doing any of those recordings if you haven't recovered? I don't know why she's so self destructive.

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>>61189917
>make fun of everything Gura says relentlessly
>GUYS WHY ISN'T SHE COMMUNICATING

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>>61190014
Gura being able to come back and do five collabs in one day any time she's forced to for an anniversary or merch thing does actually disprove your retarded terminal illness headcanon.

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>>61190088
>where they've gone as far as to instruct the other talents not to mention her on stream too much
There's no proof that happened. No them not mentioning her is not proof.

[Anonymous No.]

plotting... how to make chumbies suffer more than they ever have :3

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>>61190165
It doesn't. People can be very sick and still have good days.

[Anonymous No.]

>be Gura
>have an audience of sweaty, autistic manchildren who all individually want to fuck you and are borderline jerking it to underage looking fanart
>some of them probably stalk you or harass you on top of that
>have to pretend you give a fuck about these people outside of them throwing money at them

Poor girl.

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>>61190165
You mean those collabs where she barely did anything? Or her just doing a little zatsu for her anniversary? No not really and I never even said anything about an illness just that your narrative was stupid which is was.

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>>61190113
incels don't have self-awareness

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>>61190361
and those good days conveniently align with mandatory events?

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>>61190361
The good days don't magically align with set in stone anniversaries and even if they do happen to, you don't know weeks in advance with full confidence that they will.

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>>61190361
the probability of that just randomly coinciding with merch shakedown streams and big events is infinitesimal. you would have to be retarded or delusional to believe it.

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>>61190386
>was stupid which is was.

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>>61190375
>stop giving a fuck
>they still shower you with money
>feel better about myself
>enjoy life undisturbed

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't get too lost in your depression fueled bad thoughts.
To you and the shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my wife and that makes people mad

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was the only thing that gave me a second wind when I was tired from work
without her I am lost

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>>61190541
you are too late! AHAHAHAHA...

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>>61190529
That's true. And she is so beloved that she could literally take off a WHOLE YEAR and still return with a bang and still make monkey. She's definitely a special, very talented person that can't be replaced. But lowkey you just know this whole "autistic manchildren" fandom she has cringes her the fuck out IRL.

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>>61190451
>>61190452
>>61190472
You people are legitimately mentally ill. No, her streaming those three days doesn't disprove her having an illness. Don't care if you want to whine about there being merch for her anniversary.

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>>61190671
you don't even believe it now. nobody believes it. it's conclusively debunked.

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>>61190617
do you need her to change your diapers too?

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>>61190671
What kind of illness stops someone from streaming 2 hours a week? I had all kinds of diseases and it didn't stop me to do basic work. Migraines, auto immune issues, tinnitus, anything. What could she possibly struggle with that makes 2 hours a week IMPOSSIBLE?

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>>61190723
>conclusively debunked
No it really hasn't.

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>>61190671
>streaming those three days doesn't disprove her having an illnes
No but it sure does 100% completely thoroughly disprove her having an illness that prevents her from streaming though.
Let alone using twitter to let people know she'll be gone.

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>>61190781
I guess talents like Haachama or other talents that don't stream for extended periods of time are just lying right?

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>>61190885
Please answer my question and name illnesses that make 2 hours a week of playing a video game while voice acting impossible. I've even seen people stream who had cancer in the final stages holy shit lmao

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>>61190587
She's actually my wife, and I only get mad when people pretend to be me.

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>>61189034
cannot believe i have to look this up again
https://youtu.be/zDICSOdPa6Q?t=2179
>others take less time than her doing stuff
she then talks about taking criticism in this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbiwZbmkuQ
does that sound like someone that is dying or like someone that has some health issues but overall is fucking up AND IS AWARE THAT SHE'S FUCKING UP.

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>>61190821
No it doesn't. Just because she did those doesn't mean she can stream more after that. She's always struggled with communication yet you keep forgetting this.

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>>61191026
Answer my question. Do you think those people are lying? Because that's essentially what you are asserting by saying there's no excuse not to stream.

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>>61190541
sorry, too late

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oh right i forgot how this girl that's extremely sick got "clearance from her doctor" TO TRAVEL TO JAPAN TO SING AND DANCE.
but nah bro she's dying. even if she tell us about the games she plays off stream she's totally unconscious most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

It's going to be okay.
>proof?
Just trust me, bro. It will be okay. I mean it.

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>>61191224
I do think they are lying when they say they have a mysterious illness (which won't be named) that makes streaming impossible for months.

Now, your turn. Name a few illnesses that exist that stop someone from streaming 2 hours a week for months and longer. When that person otherwise sounds fully normal when they show up.

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>>61190671
They don't give a shit about her so it's pointless in trying to convince them one way or another anyway. People who like and support will always view things in her favor, and those that don't will do the opposite. This is always the case.

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>>61191092
>>61191148
Or the fact that she said most members stream tomorrow maybe or signed to door sportsfes, all things she wouldn't he able to do it it was some terminal health issue

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>>61190386
she barely did anything? Or her just doing a little zatsu for her anniversary?
she does flips on her normal streams or something? did i miss those?

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if you believe that gura rarely streams and never communicates the expectations fans should have of her because of an illness, but that the same illness doesn't prevent her from being scheduled for collabs days or weeks in advance, and that it always skips big money events and merch streams, and that it doesn't interfere with transpacific business travel for day-long recording and motion capture sessions, then you are simply detached from reality. anyone telling you that this is the explanation for her deficient level of delivery is lying to you.

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>>61191412
Why do you personally think she doesn't stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon?

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>>61191482
because she doesn't like it.

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>>61191511
Wow that's a lot less words and a lot more simple.

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>>61191342
what if I stop denying reality and do both depending on the plausibility of their statements?

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>>61190885
Those talents like haachama don't shill merch or appear in cameos in sportsfes or 3d showcases because they're totally disconnected which is fair enough if they think it's that bad but clearly Gura still has it in her to do the bare minimum

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>>61191511
Yeah but even if you don't like something unless you are totally psychopathic you will at least do A LITTLE BIT so it doesn't get too awkward and you don't disappoint too many people. Speaking from experience. I think it is probably more complex than just "I don't like it" - might be a mix of mental issues, alcohol, family stuff, who knows.

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>>61191382
nah bro you don't get it she's dying fr fr
and of course the company never had a talent being gone for a year with a terrible condition so they don't know how to announce she's taking a very long hiatus
btw how's HAACHAMA?
i was watching MIKO the other day and for some reason i remembered that hehe

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>>61190763
not him but i wouldn't say no

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>>61191640
and she does do a little bit.

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>>61191493
Its a possibility. Maybe, maybe not.

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>>61191412
and gaming sessions she tell us about
>>61191482
she doesn't like streaming anymore

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>>61191633
>bare minimum

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>>61191598
crazy huh?
>>61190885
you mean the girl in an official hiatus?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is strapped to an array of monitors and wires in bed RIGHT NOW, barely clinging to life. Her handles trembles as she reaches fruitlessly for the computer which lies eternally out of her reach. Just one more stream... her chumbies need her...

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>>61191906
and plays monster hunter with her clit

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>>61191722
>>61191692
No, she does only what is mandatory. She doesn't even do like little pity streams here or there to keep up appearance and not appear ungrateful and bad. I dunno "I don't like streaming!" seems like a weird excuse to really abandon your fans from 100 to 0 like that.

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>>61191982
i'm not offering it as an excuse, but only as an explanation. of course, she does go through phases of doing normal streams from time to time. it's just that she has generally eliminated them.

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>>61191982
she lacks discipline
we know this
still up to her to fix it

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>>61191412
Maybe she shouldn't be doing those recordings but is doing them anyways.

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>>61192196
Is Cover a black company?

[Anonymous No.]

Some may be right, some may be wrong.
But please just be strong enough for her when she does return.

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>>61192243
it is beyond doubt.

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>>61191982
>from 100 to 0
Except it's not. She's been testing the water with longer and longer breaks. Her paycheck kept coming in, people kept buying merch, people kept superchatting her. In other words she "got away with it" and is now convinced that she can continue "getting away with it".

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>>61192243
Yeah probably but Niji or insert other vtuber company bad or something so you can't say anything bad about Cover.

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>>61191412
If it's a chronic illness she should be able to plan things in advance and obviously management will ask her to prioritize shilling.

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>>61192258
>return

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>>61192243
That is where the illness narrative logical leads you so if you have to cope in that manner then go ahead, but everything I've seen from other talents indicates that it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

I am indisputably god's strongest chumbud. I challenge anyone who would dispute this claim to single combat at dawn

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>>61192302
Any Holo can "get away with it". People aren't wrong when they call Hololive a golden ticket and you can just coast.

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>>61191412
So Gura is lying to us?

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>>61191906
*insert pic with Gura dying in a hospital bed while her manager tweets for her*

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>>61192424
Cover does nothing to help with many of their problems. They just do fine in spite of it unfortunately not all of them can do that.

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>>61192496
True but I have to imagine that Gura has a slightly better deal worked out than other holomems.

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>>61192611
I don't see how it any different. It's pretty much the same. Any of them could do this if they wanted to.

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>>61192530
how many times and how recently has she blamed illness for her lack of activity? that's something that her deflection squad does vastly more often.

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>>61192482
This will be the fight of your life! And the last one too.

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>>61192714
Well no one ever bothers asking why Gura keeps disappearing so they work with what little has been said in the past.

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>>61192714
If she had a condition that made her take an official hiatus less than a year ago it's safe to assume such a massive drop in activity can only be related to that condition.

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>>61192530
i mean she barely says anything to begin with

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>>61192839
she doesn't say it because it would be an obvious lie.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is ugly and owes me sex.

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>>61192869
>official hiatus less than a year ago
>>61191263

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>>61192876
No one bothers asking so she doesn't need to say anything.

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>>61192302
It's obvious she's been testing the waters with random ghosting that goes longer and longer so it becomes normalized as "yeah that's typical Gura". What's annoying is that speech she did about becoming better at communicating. If she's going to do the ayame route at least hold your word about a heads up of long your next break will be or if it's indeterminate until further notice so everyone else can have peace of mind and don't have to wonder if a stream is happening soon

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>>61192714
off the top of my head, most recently was at the end of april, the members post, she hasn't explained much of anything since then
and also did back to back flights to and from japan over a couple weeks for june/july, during which she was completely fine to stream, once right in the middle of it for the collab with ame, she's not dying

[Anonymous No.]

I've spent this time rubbing dino Gura's belly and catching up with anime. I miss her.

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[Anonymous No.]

What did we do to deserve this? Gooming to Gura can't be a sin....

[Anonymous No.]

If she is too sick to stream then she definitely shouldn't be doing recordings or traveling.

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>>61192869
>>61177284

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>>61192960
>>61191263
Ah yes, once you recover from health issues it's impossible for them to return.

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>>61193290
That literally proves my point though?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to post this
You're going to look at it
https://files.catbox.moe/v4nm72.jpg

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>>61193014
>during which she was completely fine to stream
and dance, and shop and hang out with friends

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>>61193340
health issues that return and block her from doing normal streams for a month at a time, so crippling that she can't manage to squeak out a "no streams for a while sry", and then that magically clear up hours before a scheduled merch advertising stream? yes. that is impossible. if you believe that then you are retarded.

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>>61193512
sus

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>>61193530
and drink red bull for breakfast

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Maybe it wouldn't be this bad if she had LISTENED TO US AND WENT TO THE DOCTOR DURING HER FIRST YEAR instead of waiting for whatever it was fucking her up to fester

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>>61193340
of course is possible
but if you have a chronic illness you don't say YOU'RE BACK from a hiatus.
>>61193418
so your point is that after taking an official hiatus because of an illness she had for a long time now she makes a come back stream as if she's cured but she's not actually?

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>>61193638
we know she went to the doctor already and yet
>>61191263

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>>61193512
This is what the people who think Mumei is sexy jack off to

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>>61193812
>so your point is that after taking an official hiatus because of an illness she had for a long time now she makes a come back stream as if she's cured but she's not actually?
uhhh yes? If that sounds far fetched to you then you're honestly a bit schizo.

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>>61193512

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>>61193993
then her doctor sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

my uke wife

[Anonymous No.]

she's not sick you dense mfs, nothing suggests she is

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>>61193924
wouldn't they jack off to mumei if they think she's sexy?

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>>61194113
she's not healthy either, mind you. Most of this bitches aren't. But that's not the reason she's not streaming.

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>>61193924
that is NOT true
t. person who thinks Mumei is sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>61193142
Aim better next time.

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>>61194152
No one jacks off to Mumei.

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>>61193924
I do not think Mumei is sexy but I have previously jacked off to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61194170
but why

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>>61194170
her ai voice is nice for derision when used properly but she's not really useful otherwse

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>>61194113
she's very clearly mentally ill

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>>61194618
all of them are

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>>61193924
I sometimes goom to mooms when I need a break from Gura and Shion.

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>>61194618
like theres any vtuber that isnt

[Anonymous No.]

i think you guys will like this
>>61194612

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>>61194932
pretty much

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>>61194395
she cute, autistic and a little psycho. there's something about that combined with her plain design i find really arousing

>>61194535
>her ai voice is nice for derision
you say that like you have examples...

[Anonymous No.]

Any new interesting news yet?

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>>61195221
Her manager really wants us to buy things.

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>>61195106
>there's something about that combined with her plain design i find really arousing
No you really don't

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>>61190375
I stopped caring awhile ago. If she was more honest about when she was taking breaks, it would calm down a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

good news
if you missed the PO window you could still get it!

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>>61190375
there are like 50 people total who actually see her like that and they all post here
she's fine

[Anonymous No.]

Amazing communication, Gura.

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>>61195398
i know it's unbelievable but i'm telling the truth. i also want to have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who is still hurt by Gura's ghosting and lack of appreciation...It'll go away with time. I used to care a lot and it would bother me. Now I don't even care anymore. Something clicked like a month ago for me. Stop being attached to a girl who doesn't care about you.

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>>61195889
There's a rule about trolling outside of /b/

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>>61195908
I still care but I don't let it rule my life. Not hard.

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Gura is a cute little faggot

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>>61189028
>she said she faints and her health is not the best
>that's it
The fainting could be something as simple as blood pressure or blood sugar, or a side effect of a medication they gave her when she originally went to the doctor, or something as serious as a heart condition, but she hasn't mentioned fainting once in like, at least 6 months now right? More?

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>>61196516
you're a cute little faggot

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>>61195908
I'm fairly jaded now, I don't succumb to despair that much anymore. I still love her, but I'm really disillusioned.
>>61196249
It is very hard if she is the only thing that makes you genuinely happy.

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>>61192496
Gura is too big for her own good and most of all had it too fucking easy from the start, instant success makes you lazy and unmotivated in the long run when you get over being grateful to the fans and just take them for granted. I'm not sure about the hiatus shit because she might have some legit health problem on top of a burnout but in her 3 years in hololive she did almost nothing of note, started with great potential that was never quite realized where are the covers and originals? Remember when people seen the shark as some exceptional singer? Almost nothing came out of it, she hardly organized anything at all.

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>>61190763
Fuck yes I do, I want Gura to be my mommy, fuck that stupid poll Cover did, Gura would be the most fun one.

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>>61196759
Stop blaming Gura for your own inability to find meaning in life.

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>>61196807
She's a streamer not a fucking producer
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>61196900
*neglects you in your crib until you starve to death*

[Anonymous No.]

>>61195725
50 stalkers is horrible
imagine 50 people making your life a living hell every day

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>>61190885
>like Haachama or other talents
Haachama and... Who?
I think basically everyone can agree that Haachama's case is the gold standard for how these things should be handled.
2 1/2 weeks after last stream they announce hiatus.
They drop whatever member content they have ready the next month and let people know that more member's content won't be available for the foreseeable future.
Company gives updates every 2 months or so to confirm that the situation is ongoing.
And that's why no one complains about Haachama. It's stupid people try and bring her up as an excuse for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61197284
miko

[Anonymous No.]

This melodramatic posting style is kinda cringe, ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

Some people sure love to overthink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>61197670
That's all I do. I wish my brain would stfu for one second.

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>>61193530
>>61193571
And go on rides at an amusement park.