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[Anonymous No.]

Mori Calliope, Peace Walker

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>>60873937
>but I like to think IRyS has nice thighs irl that ya boy couldn’t help but admire
All that soda has to go somewhere!

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>>60874178
Previous thread: >>60837844

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
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//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
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//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
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//// Stream I'm Greedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOJOaq22nug

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
(NEW!) JIGOKU 6 on vinyl [Limited]

//// LIVE SHOW
OUT FOR THE SEASON!—coming SOON to a venue near (You)!
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Remember to love your Mori. :}

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Mori and her wives...

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>https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/news/20231020-01-212/

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>>60874283
I would last 20 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

remember to love your Mori

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>>60874249
damn hot nephilim needs sex correction

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat "Calliope's Parfait of Death™" ?

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>>60874916
yeah me

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>>60874916
yes

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>>60874916
that actually sounds good

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>>60874916
Fuck yeah, sounds delish.

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I'm tempted to eventually make that parfait myself someday

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>>60874916
I want Suisei entree and Towa dessert.

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>>60874916
It actually sounds pretty nice
I haven't had a parfait in a while

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>>60874916
I think I'd want the Bonebros special, those look like nice chunks of salman.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bae shillin' the song
Based rratsis

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>>60875381
Push that unholy creature back in

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>>60874916
Jesas Suisei’s Yakiniku Don mogs the rest of the main courses hard. If Mori’s parfait is strawberry I’d choose it, otherwise I like Ice Cream too much to not pick Towa’s dessert.

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>>60875381
What's that thing even called?

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>>60875981
salman

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>>60875981
Looks like a carp. It’s got the bottom feeder mouth and whiskers. Plus the recognizable scale pattern.

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Based rratsis raiding the MV frame

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>>60875962
If I was going I'd probably just be a fatass for a day and get suisei, mori and towa's just based on the food.

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>>60876076

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Only open this if you can handle a scare

[Anonymous No.]

My new swaglord and I are going to be staying up for the song premiere

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>>60876534
Ssspooky!

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>>60876534
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>60874178
fuck you your soundpost scared the hell outta me while I was browsing the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

I hope it does well on numbers. Future Island had One Piece's numbers behind it.

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>>60876717
I kind of hope Kojima retweets it or at least likes it on twitter or something

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>>60876785
Kojima is a nousagi

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>>60876815
he retweeted Anya's death stranding stream in the past, there's a chance

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>>60876874
He'll most likely tweet about the gameplay instead of the konami sponsored promotional song

[Anonymous No.]

Calli and Takanashi should definitely make that song together.

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>>60876785
Kojima wont promote the new rereleases.

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>>60876906
The takanashipeople dimension...

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>>60876931
thats also understandable

[Anonymous No.]

Is Mori even going to be awake for the premiere?

[Anonymous No.]

i have an urge to meep my morp...

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>>60877103
She was in chat a few hours ago

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>>60877821
That reminds me that Kobo is apparently going to be off collabing with Marine in a couple hours. That will be amusing.

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>>60878163
A collab of "Who will break who first?" lol

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>>60878163
Kanaeru will be raped by Houshou and there nothing that will stop it from happening.

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what if we all miss the premiere because it’s too sneaky

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>>60878483
>"Who's sneak -neaking, neaking, neaking steps are these?"

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[Anonymous No.]

My body is ready

Captcha: 2 W0W J

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>>60879363
pretty neat how the tree kinda looks like a scythe

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>>60880212
Kek

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Are you Sneaking?

[Anonymous No.]

ready debbies?

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I really like the piano in the verses. A completely different vibe than the chorus suggested

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Damn that snake eater part was legit great but lmao what a fucking meme ass song and video. Should've had Mori dancing in a box but I loved her being interposed in gameplay kek

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>>60878596
>"...It's just a box."

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Everything was fine except for the retarded chorus. Should have shaken things up and had a variant to make it less repetitive

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What the fuck that went fucking hard kek. I loved it. Way better than I expected, she's right the track is pretty good. Really goes to show lyrics can be nonsense and still sound good, that neakingneakingneaking part actually is an earworm.

[Anonymous No.]

ok that rap was really good and the hook was catchy

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>>60881225
Bruh, that is the best part. It's perfect to get stuck in people's head.

[Anonymous No.]

i feel physical pain

[Anonymous No.]

oh no doombros this wasn't literally the end of the world what do we do now

[Anonymous No.]

Fs in chat please

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>>60881213
>"Who put this box here?"

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>>60881291
you're gonna carry that weight

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>>60881261
That's a discredit to some actually pretty good JP verses. The chorus was a low-effort filler

[Anonymous No.]

Song is better than I expected, although I don't listen to Mori Calliope's music often (if at all).

[Anonymous No.]

well... it's ass
time to forget it happened and enjoy the MGS marathon

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>>60881291
If Mori dies in the flower field, who is her Big Boss?

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pssshhh
keptcha waitin', deadbeat

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>>60881383
me

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>>60881365
the chorus ruined the whole song but i am looking foward to hopefully lots of MGS holoEN streams now. I mean cover wouldnt take this deal without getting perms right?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I genuinely enjoy these fun songs? I really like this and Future Island and hope she continues doing this stuff for future collabs.

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That was pretty funny then I saw her sneaking behind snake and had to pause because it was way too funny. Maybe I'm easily entertained but this is far better than it could be.

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>>60881449
those were the best parts of the MV it's just so fucking silly

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>>60881421
>I mean cover wouldnt take this deal without getting perms right?
Konami has the opportunity to do something really funny

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>>60881283
You know, there are some artists and actors who turn down roles when they see how bad something is in order to not embarrass themselves

[Anonymous No.]

HOW AWFUL IT WAS! I DIED INSIDE AND OUT FROM THAT SONG. A WHITE WOMAN SINGING JAPANESE MGS RAP. WHAT COULD BE WORSE!?

[Anonymous No.]

That's about what I expected desu, not great but not terrible. Bet the Japanese will love it though.

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man, you really can ace the entire Prison Rescue mission but dawdle a bit on Nile and it's like an instant C
that's gonna be cancer as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

That was less silly than I expected. But it was also kind of boring, so eh

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>>60881497
nah, let's be fair, it is terrible, I heard better things on Epic Rap Battles
but it's legit not her fault, so no point dwelling on it

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Would it be an insult to smosh to say it reminded me of a smosh song

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[Anonymous No.]

The new IPs are flooding in! I expect 500 posts and 120 IPs by the time I wake up for Kaela's 3D

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>>60881494
Two white women singing Japanese MGS rap?

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>>60881517
I think it's based on Heli HP. Need it above 80 or 90% to get an S. I dunno, I did it first try when farming S ranks so I didn't think it was hard at all
>>60881474
That's great, isn't it? It's dumb lyrics, silly mv and it's pretty funny little song as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

that was fun

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>>60881572
The Hook alone saves it, plus the MV is actually fun.

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I hope she can sing it in a Karaoke, this is shitposting

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>>60881597
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE

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>>60881580
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Kino

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This must be up there with Gang Gang Kawaii on my guilty pleasures tier. Cringe really is her brand and i love it.

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>>60881435
It's fucking kino
Whoever doomfagged about muh 3d mv should apologize

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this song is so fucking boring. Not even offensive, just a cashgrab for promotion. Hope the MGS perms are worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

10/10 fucking awful. Mori knocked it out of the park

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>>60881597
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

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>>60881723
Mod that has a Mori ghost following snake when?

[Anonymous No.]

That was unironically one of the best mori 3d mvs (carousel is #1 for me)

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>>60881435(me)
>>60881723
I really didn't care for Mori's 3D mvs. Besides Future Island and one or two others, they're very meh. Has too many cuts, backgrounds are high contrast bright colors, nonsensical things move around her, and sometimes having weird camera shots. But this MV minimizes most of those bad qualities and to me is one of the best 3D MV so far.

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>>60881435
It was a fun song. People like to take music was too seriously and it will probally overlap with those who take MGS too seriously. Those people probally hate Weird Al too.

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>>60881638
I think it might be half and half, because I still got a C rank with a sliver of health and like a half, or maybe it's just a hard treshold

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I was worried about a Wavy-like track, but this track actually kills. The keyboard sounds like the one from touhou.

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I liked it.

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>>60881752
Same, I’m getting hardcore doublethink. I think it’s awful and yet 10/10, I love this dork. CringeKino in my veins.

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>>60882170
SCANDALOUS

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>>60882123
the thing is that Weird Al's songs are independently good aside from what they're parodying
this is mid at best

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>>60881689
Who has the better ass?

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>>60882195
Anon, reading comprehension reps. Nothing I said has anything to do about the quality of songs, it was about not being able to have fun with music.

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>>60882201
Snake, no diff

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>>60882123
I haven't played the games and only have basic knowledge on MGS, so I'm really excited to learn how silly the series is when Mori streams it.

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I just hope she's gonna use the eyepatch asset for streams, it's been a while actually since Mori did some unique things with her model.

[Anonymous No.]

I think she can definitively put JP the Gravy's circle on a collab blacklist now. They turn whatever they touch to shit

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You know, at first I though the song was cringe
But then I remember that this is the kind of shit 12-year-old me would want to do back in like ... The early 2000s or sth
And the fact that she likes 2 and MGR
Then it all make sense to me and it's no longer cringe and it horseshoed back to being kino

Why am I like this?

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>>60882195
They're hit or miss for me, things like Hardware Store and Smells like Nirvana are great but I don't really like Dare to be Stupid or Tacky. I do agree its kinda mid though, but I enjoyed it regardless

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>>60882336
You are cringe but you are free.

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>>60881395
even the 'target audience' is nonplussed

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>>60882402
Not gonna post the other screenshot posted in that thread?

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>>60882402

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>>60882402
Anon, you are fucking stupid. It's a meme over there to get mad anytime a EN has japanese lyrics in their songs.

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>>60882428
>I will jerk off in open air
Ah the freedom of being japanese

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>>60882428
damn, it just keeps going

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You know what the fun part is
>I go Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking
Will probally be stuck in every person's head who wants to talk shit now, if they even bothered to listen to the song before commenting.

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>>60882435
anon, them calling her lame/her rap lame is pretty damn rare

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>>60882499
>>60882435

[Anonymous No.]

do you think mori is here right now reading what >we think about it? I personally think it was classic mori calliope cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

mori i love you and i want to kiss you

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>>60882428
>Debuff language
Their self-deprecation is on another level, it's always funny.

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>>60882522
Anon, you do know most the 5ch screenshots posted here are from their dedicated anti thread right?

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>>60882291
hard agree, but it seems like either nips or management really want that connection for some reason

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>>60882574
yes
and in that anti thread it was pretty damn rare

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>>60882537
I think the kino was entirely in the MV, the melody/lyrics ended as pure cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>60882625
Antiing in the anti thread is rare?

[Anonymous No.]

5ch hate Mori

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>>60882658
I go Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking

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>>60882656
yeah, because "anti" in the 5ch sense means just an unfiltered/unmodded thread, it's basically their global, while their main thread is mostly just current stream dump

[Anonymous No.]

Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking away from child support

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>>60882745
That sounds more like our catalog than global.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitcasting.tv/akatsukiluci
Luci is doing a singing twitcast

[Anonymous No.]

man, Luci's amazing as always

[Anonymous No.]

mori antis fell off, I cant find anything funny in the quote retweets

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>>60883309
it's alivebeatover....

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>>60883309
it's cause quote retweets are less visible
plus people just don't give the much attention to Mori anymore

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>>60883546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQL7ugHlFnE

[Anonymous No.]

>>60883387
>people just don't give the much attention to Mori anymore
this is true for the west, but she is getting more popular for jp

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LUCI IS SINGING SHOW

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>>60883921
kek, she couldn't do full, "too hard"

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New song is okay, not my favorite. I'm thinking back now and I think I'm not really that big on rap. All of my favorite Mori songs are the ones that are predominantly singing (Live Again, Ijimekko Bully, Lose-Lose Days/Scuffed Up Age, EOAL, Mera Mera, L4DL). Only exceptions are slower rap like Resting Power. Is her style of rap just not for me?

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>>60883921
literally who

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>>60883991
one of the most talented people Mori ever shilled

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Ok so my initial impression it is that doomposters and schizos (to nobody's surprise) where being overdramatic retards that overreacted to the lyrics
The production is unironically pretty well for it what it is, the a really liked that they used a bunch of MGS main themes and alerts and even the Dead Cell boss theme in as samples
The lyrics are very goofy and probably the "worst" part of the song, the rap segments are somewhat decent her delivery is good put
densely packing in so many references kinda drags it down, the chorus while extremely catchy becomes kinda repetitive. I get that were trying have each of the 3 verses have lyrical refences to each 3 of the original trilogy, but I think cutting one of them would've helped the song
The MV was pure undistilled kino, they took full advantage of permissions to use MGS gameplay and cutscenes footage to superimpose Mori onto it, that shit is gonna spawn reaction images for years to come
Overall it's a solid 3/5, I can't image many deadbeats will have it in their playlist rotation, but it most certainly isn't as bad as stuff I'm greedy or Holy Shitto like dumbass were saying earlier
Anyways I'm gonna listen to Luci now

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>>60883989
I honestly don't think her style of "fast" English rap is for anyone, it's just medicore in flow and delivery
her slow melodic rap and some bits of her Japanese rap are easiest to listen too without any kind of averse reaction on first go

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>>60884083
the only thing pulling it away from the IG/HS pile is the MV, lyrics are somehow worse than both and the entire thing floats between jarring and forgettable aside from chorus which is memorable for the wrong reasons

honestly, if it wasn't a brand tie in I think people would be more openly negative, but since Mori asked for handling it in gloves they keep more to themselves

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>>60884174
>If X was Y instead of X people would have reacted differently
Sure dude

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>>60884262
I mean yeah, a lot of the defenses brought up in a couple recent threads was just "it's a promo song, it doesn't need to be good/memorable"

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>>60884691
That statement is true, it is however memorable.
But you stating "Well the only reason this is recieved like this is because it's not something else" which is a fucking insane statement to make.

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>>60884174
huh so this is what mental illness looks like

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https://twitter.com/milkyqueen_idol/status/1715325178237096383 go send milky a nice message she's not feeling great

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>>60885033
>bad song is bad, but people will hold back on saying how bad it is to protect the brand deal
>OMG YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL
sister...

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I blame the song being what it is on the fact that it was written by the same retard who wrote I’m Greedy
Why he was allowed to write another song, let alone one for a massive franchise collab, is absolutely beyond me

[Anonymous No.]

I Love how your trying to find validation from places to find hate and losing hard
Your garbage back fired from yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

Already close to 50 ips already, are we hitting 90+ again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60885886
anon, treating everything like a fight to win makes you a retard
especially if it makes you throw yourself under a train to defend the middest of mid songs, and the worst thing to come under Mori's name in 2023

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>>60876785
hahah, they way it ended with Konami not likely

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https://twitter.com/blueta9810/status/1715333134403944713

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886280
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886317
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886317
Srry meant to post the picture with it

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>>60886280
Damn that's nice
>>60886317
Anonchama!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886351
Am I taking crazy pills or is Twitter fucking up?
The first time I clicked on the link it took me to some middle eastern news shit.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/miestymie/status/1715314438281318848

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>60886419
>is Twitter fucking
It has been ever since Elon took the wheel

[Anonymous No.]

Future collab partner?
Apparently this guy's a rapper.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1715302012903129228

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886598
>apparently
Newbeato-dono????!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Cln30rb14
HACHI singing before Ela's 3D

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>>60886598(me)
>>60886711
Oh hey, he made a song with Ci.
https://youtu.be/oXQjnmYjFFs?si=NVswuIiUnw6YonXg
I bet he fucks like a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she at twitch con?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886020
>I-It's Mid!
So, just like every other shill song? Things like Future Island are rare.

[Anonymous No.]

I liked the song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60886837
Wrong guy.
look for the original Holotori OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>60887106
>original
???

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>>60887066
>rare
>The Curry Meshi song, Towa UFO (shill for UFO noodles), Suisei Moonlightspeed (shill for Mos Burger) all exist

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I listened to it on the spotify without the kino MV to back it and I still liked it, definitely more than I'm Greedy and HolyShitto.
The beat is pretty damn good and it just feels more fun with the extra goofy lyrics delivered pretty damn well and confidently.
Gave the other two a listen as well and I'm Greedy just feels way more repetitive but I do like the outro a bit.
I still like the western Dr. Dre vibes I get from Holy Shitto but the mixing is this feels so off for a hard rap song, her voice doesn't pop and the poppy like vocals for the chorus does not fill AT all, like this song should've been way more raw.
I'd give SNEAKING the rating of preettty good.

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https://twitter.com/rapbit_rapstar/status/1715298546801664011

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>>60886598
I wish he had been the one doing the lyrics

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>>60887066
for Holo mid shill songs are actually pretty rare

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>>60887082
m-me too

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/merryweatherey/status/1715321618560643363/mediaviewer
Goofy animation with Mori as the GM of a DnD game.

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>>60887626

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It's ogey
It's just I'm Greedy but MGS themed
At least she gets to play the MGS games and maybe full perms for all EN too

[Anonymous No.]

Ci post.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori Calliope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60888294
Cori Malliope

[Anonymous No.]

>>60887761
Bard olivia sex

[Anonymous No.]

A real thing that happened

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60888713
what happens in the mori box

[Anonymous No.]

>>60888843
Stays in the Mori box

[Anonymous No.]

>>60888843
It stays in the Mori box

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow...I think Kaela may of got done dirty worst than Mori with her 3D, or her design just really doesn't work in 3D

[Anonymous No.]

ina ass arms

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1715353701240680586

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>>60889486

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>>60888843
sex with me of course

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny to see the Metal Gear collab is what brings out all the netrap scene folks

[Anonymous No.]

>>60889468
Damn, I tuned in and you're right. Arms are especially bad, she looks like a slenderman or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60889668
Well it's pretty faithful to her 2D model

[Anonymous No.]

>>60890308
Being faithful to the model isn't always a good thing, Mori herself should know

[Anonymous No.]

>>60890442
They also went off model for Kronii and it worked out very well.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela is really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>60890594
They nailed Kronii's, and pretty much all of Promise. Whoever did them should overhaul Myth next.

[Anonymous No.]

All I will say about the new song is that they should've let her do a Snake Eater cover instead

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>>60890988
But this is way better than snake eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891205
>New ip

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891432
They are both new IPs though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891531
>65 ip's now
No really who are you all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891610
You aren't authorized for that kind of information.

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>>60891610
were you not here yesterday? It hit like 95 because the shitposters.

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>>60890988
I hope we get to hear it in a karaoke, but that wouldn't make sense as an official release when Donna Burke's original is right there

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>>60891610
It's more likely just a handful of people resetting their modems after posting every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891852
Haha Kaela should pick up Watame and pin her up against a wall haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891824
Yeah, sponsoring a Snake Eater cover would just be a waste. I do hope we get an original song that's actually Mori singing her heart out one day.

[Anonymous No.]

Debutbeat here. This song is the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891852
Lmao, It's like when Reine was next to Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit, I'm dying this is so cringe
let's destroy mori together, minna-san

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>>60891971
>worse than IG
Not possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891971
ibasho.....
i'm cheesey.....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sneaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891971
t.liquidbeat

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>>60891852
Kaela trying to follow Watame's energy is just hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

just imagine how insanely funny this MV would've been if they made an entirely serious, heavy lyric song about war and loss but kept the direction and all the scenes of Mori sneaking behind Snake
THAT would've been pure Metal Gear

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I'm Sneaky
Yeah I'm Sneaky
Yeah I'm Sneaky

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>>60892305
We're saving that for the eventual Gundam collab

[Anonymous No.]

The song works because metal gear is a meme shitpost game, its weird that it has serious songs at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>60891852
>>60892241

[Anonymous No.]

This song fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>60892682
>(71)

[Anonymous No.]

it's actually interesting to see that the song had an initial burst of attention and its views grew like some of the more hyped releases this year, but like 5 hours in it's already slowing down to normal pace
it's really gonna be Greedy 2.0

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>>60892778
if you're gonna numberfag at least numberfag after 24 hours when YT is done doing it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>60892038
NTA but I think IG is more forgivable despite sounding objectively worse, because at least the suckiness fits with the "what if she completely sold out" premise

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>>60892844
or when it's not the middle of the night for most the world kek

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>>60892476
IRyS sings the OP in the style of INVOKE while Mori sings the ending in the style of "Tears of Orphans"

Believe in the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Just have fun

[Anonymous No.]

kek Kaela original song called "Backseat". That's great.

[Anonymous No.]

Lol Kaela is given a hard hitting ballad OG that a bunch of deadbeats here probably would prefer for Mori.
I mean me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>60893276
I'm satisfied with Left for Dead Lullaby, honestly blew out any other song released in 2023 for me

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>>60893276
this post is dumb

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>>60893128
>All this for a Build Series.
I would cry if it happens, but Bandai is still shilling their own Gunpla-related vtuber.

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>>60893710
Most of the complaints about this collab was because debbies wanted something similar to snake eater so..

[Anonymous No.]

>Luffy calls her cool
>sneaks with Snake
She's too good

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>>60893918
Sure, but hide your sour grapes and be happy for Kaela instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>60893918
>implied we

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>>60893918
Bruh we knew it was going to be silly. She SAID it was going to be silly a month ago. Non-stream watchers and trolls only thought otherwise.

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>>60892887
That's just copium

[Anonymous No.]

Jwu and listened to the song, it’s such a fucking shitpost I love it and I love Mori kek

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>>60893827
I don't think I've seen them on twitter in a bit but I never cared to begin with. That level of Corpo-Vtuber has almost always been a turn off for me. Crunchy-hime is alright though. She's pretty cute and doesn't seem to brand-shill that often.

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>>60889668
ssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
uuwwwaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>60894473
Crunchy-hime is being wasted by Crunchy and it's genuinely sad

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>>60894536
If they ever can the project, I hope she goes indie or gets picked up by a good company. Doesn't have to be Holo, but she's a genuinely good entertainer who clearly enjoys the Vtuber style.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Qr4top0dA

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>>60895046
unironically better MGS track than I'm Sneaky, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>60895202
but where are the references to Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater; playable in the Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Volume 1 available in 3 days?

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>>60895202
Too bad kaela cannot sing or write lyrics good. Moris rapping even with bad lyrics is outweighs kaelas screeching

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>>60895332
Damn, so you are saying a promotional song promoted what it was supposed to?

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>>60893276(me)
Welp I gave some shitters ammunition I guess, mb.

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>>60895619
yes anon, thank you for explaining the joke

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>>60895674
Apparently a lot of people need it spelled out for them

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>>60895046
Sounds a bit like Coco in the chorus, except for no vocal fry.

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>>60895670
No fun allowed >:(

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>>60895670
You were literally shitting on your own oshi fuck off in favour of some id garbage

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>>60895702
you mean like references need to spell out the song is MGS related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60895774
Kill yourself

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>>60895798
Not sure what you are trying to even say.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking forward to Mori in Kobo's debut

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Like I said, opportunistic shitters who don't care about anyone in Hololive and will just piggyback off anything for their Holo vs Holo spam. Any actual Deadbeats with a genuine dislike of the song is unfortunately going to get grouped with them and brushed aside. Too bad.

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>>60895838
I fucking hate your kind so much go to kaelas split already SEA trash

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Tbh, I don't mind Mori as a streamer or person. Her streams are awkward with her weird mutterings to herself in collabs or whatever, but she seems like a nice person. I don't really get the hate on her.

That being said, the song is ass, and not in a good way. It's cringe. The chorus feels like a "spiritual miracle lyrical individual" and it doesn't match the MGS aesthetic at all. If Mori did something like, I dunno, something that would fit with the James Bond sort of aesthetic (like minor major seventh chords) and a more somber or rock feel it would work more. This one just sounds like a shitty rap slapped on with the MGS branding and a few MGS samples. I like some of her other songs, but this one just doesn't work imo.

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>>60895937
I understand that
Mori herself said you would either love it or hate it though honestly I'm just relieved it wasn't as bad as I thought it might turn out

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>>60895937
>MGS aesthetic
The games are goofy as fuck, what are you talking about. Have you ever actually read the lyrics to the few songs that even have lyrics?

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>>60896049
stop using this argument, you're just betraying your lack of understanding of the game aside from the couple "funny" clips you're spamming like a retard
she didn't sing a song for Austin Powers

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>>60895888
Nobody cares for you to spit in moris face and shill others. They will always be beneath her and holofags like you should fucking leave. this is the mori split not the shill thread.

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>>60896126
MGS is stupid, anon. That's why people like it

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>>60896176
What's Mama Mori's favorite color?

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>>60896126
You are one of those people who unironically go "2deep4u" with the series kek. Everything about the series is dumb as fuck and it tries to play it straight. That's why people enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896126
Nanomachines

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>>60896126
These posts read like a teenager's who's afraid of being bullied for liking anything not mature or serious. Everything makes sense from this perspective tbdesu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896126
Hot Coldman

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>>60895937
The song is fundamentally an advertisement for the Master Collection, and the Metal Gear advertising has often not matched the tone of the games. Hell there was an ad for MGS3 that had Solid Snake pretending to be Sam Fisher before fighting Raiden for the lead character chair, and neither of those characters are even in MGS3.

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>>60896313
splinter cell bros where is our collab song?

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>>60896177
MGS is a stupid story played straight, approached with pathos and sauced up with top end presentation, including some highly emotional/stylized music scores
it's not to spy games/movies what Shrek is to fairytales, which seems to be the argument you try to raise in defense of a crappy, uninspired and shallow song

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>>60896357
To heal in MGS3, Snake eats frogs and loudly proclaims how tasty they are every time he does it

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>>60896357
>it's not to spy games/movies what Shrek is to fairytales
That's actually a perfect description of it kek

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>>60896393
not really, and if that's your understanding then I get why you might like a song like Sneaking
and jingling keys

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896350
Not happening. Ubisoft ruined that franchise 15 years ago. Chaos Theory was the last good game.

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>>60896424
You are so mad that people like something you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896392
Also glowing mushrooms recharge his equipment battery when he eats them because he believes they will, even when other characters say it doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896357
TASUKETE KOJIMA SAMA
CURVED BEES

[Anonymous No.]

Super serious business, you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896424
But enough about fuwamoco and pekora. They are children's entertainers with absolutely nothing to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896445
I'm really not worried about people liking Sneaking, especially not people who are in any way interested in replaying/picking up MGS

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>>60896424
Anon, I know you thought the games were deep when you played it as a young teen, but you REALLY gotta stop looking at it through those eyes and maybe replay the games as an adults. they are fucking stupid, and not in a bad way.

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>>60896350
Mori took Tom Clancy so he didn't have to see what would happen to his IPs...also before he could see how correct he was with his predictions in Red Storm Rising. I suppose it's for the best.

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Why are these people trying to take a paid for promotional advertisement song as serious business? That's like trying to do a lyric dive for Future Island

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>>60896569
Future Island is a much better song.....but yes people are making too much of a big deal.

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When you first meet Otacon, he pees himself right before an invisible robot assassin appears, calls himself a ninja, then the two of you do battle while Otacon says this is just like his animes

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>>60896587
I mean, I agree but I still found a little enjoyment out of Sneaking

[Anonymous No.]

This songs going to live rent free in retards heads, the ones that seethe very easily. Sad.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eQzDYepeSY
Reminder these cutscenes are officially in the game about the serious war commentary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896617
I think this just goes to show you that /v/ is and has always been worse than /a/

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>>60896617
it'll certainly become a great replacement for "Jesus Jesus Japanesus"

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>>60896357
Just because you play a stupid thing straight doesn't mean it's not goofy.
t.kingdom hearts fan

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>>60896296
>isreal
KEK

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>>60896697
can't wait for KH to use a rap from HP the Gravy in place of Utada Hikaru, I'm sure people would be celebrating that

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>60896694
If you didn't already know the types we are dealing with here. That wasn't even a new IP

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>>60896706
Hot Coldman >>>>>>>>> Die-Hardman

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>>60896694
>he's actually seething

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>>60896742
Plenty of people enjoyed having Skrillex on KH3.

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>>60896744
Die Hardman's actor really killed it in those final cutscenes though

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>>60896751
just being realistic, it's quotable and obviously shitty, perfect for viral memes

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>>60896569
>>60896587
I agree with both of these. Sponsored songs don't have to be bad, FI was still decent and had some merit in showing Mori's vocals. But they also don't need to be blindly defended or hated, I think anyone trying to put any huge amount ot praise/criticism onto Sneaking is over-analyzing it. It's a song doubling as an ad, it exists, you can listen to it and have fun or ignore it. Mori had fun with it and I say that's what counts.

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>>60896742
People were bitching that Skrillex was a part of the intro to KH3. Yet it turned out great and people love it.

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>>60896357
You think the makers of this song besides Mori didn't think they were making the most absolutely coolest song ever? This was 100% genuine.
Like the third verse is played completely straight trying to be all profound and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896793
These anons are acting as if they're putting the song in game as its main theme or something rather than just in their advertisements

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>>60896798
questionable actions are often justified with good results
but what if the result is bad?

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>>60896858
Imagine if they put it in a future game where your character can listen to it using an in-game player. Now that would be some kino.

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>>60896873
I dunno, ask your mom

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>>60896873
Anon, it's a dumb tie-in song
Get over it or yourself, because we both know you're putting way too much thought into it

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>>60896873
That wasn't the case here though. It is a funny promotional song made to promote a collection of games that includes references to said games. It's not a title song or insert song.

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>>60896858
It will be the menu theme.
The games will also include a new MORI MODE where she follows you and makes little comments or sings about how sneaky you're being.

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>>60896910
>future game
>Asking Konami not to just make another remake

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>>60896944
>The games will also include a new MORI MODE where she follows you and makes little comments or sings about how sneaky you're being.
Someone needs to mod in a Mori that jsut follows you around like in the MV

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>>60896873
It'd be a shame, but I like Sneaking, though, so the result wasn't bad.

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>>60896873
niggabeat it's a song not a war crime

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most pathetic push at trying to fit some agenda at a sponsored song I've ever seen. I'm sure mori is crying with her 6 figures she got paid while other holo get nothing. Squirm for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896944
>constant Mori chatter
>goes completely silent and wide-eyed in close proximity to enemies
>does a nyoom every time you do a takedown

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896944
But now I want this unironicalli

[Anonymous No.]

Someone update the tiermaker and we can all settle this once and for all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60896000
I can't escape this face..

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>>60896944
I will now buy 10 copies of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>60897035
You're selling me on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>60897035
>Tom screams when engaged in active combat

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9ehnTLQbFk

[Anonymous No.]

>>60897035
>you perform a stealth takedown by blackjacking someone in the back of the head
>Mori:

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>>60896983
>"prrroink" replaces the item pick-up sfx
>tom scream at the start of alert phase

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>>60897098
I feel like everything would have to be moved up a rank just to free up the bottom for everything Nvmbrrr worked on

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JWU and listened to the song. First impressions is that it was a fun time, though I don’t see myself revisiting it as often as Mori’s other tracks. I wished it leaned into the silliness a bit more, like Mori doing the “Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!” meme somewhere, but on the other hand, the absurdity of this song existing in the first place is already wild enough. If this song is going on her next project, I think placing right in the middle as an intermission/pallet cleanser before the second half or final stretch of songs could work. Probably would work better on an album than an EP though due to the proportion of the tracks it’d take up.

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>>60897427
>If this song is going on her next project
No way this was the song she was talking about that was going to throw off the "uplinging" tone she wanted for the next one. She described that one as something that would of fit on J6.

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>>60897427
they should honestly let her release these as solos, FI was already sticking out of J6, but having this stinker will honestly drop the average on any EP it comes out on

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>>60897569
She also said sad theme so its obviously not this

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>>60897569
*uplifting

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>>60897569
Yep, this is what confuses me.
It can only mean she has ANOTHER sponsored song upcoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60897685
She has stuff lined up for the next 2 years.

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>>60897685
Pretty sure she said she does and she also said it won't be on her channel. I think this MGS one was thrown together much more recently.

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>>60897766
I think about a month ago she mentioned doing some wack ass mocap moves and I think it might've been for this

[Anonymous No.]

These "MGS fans" really sound like the Gundam Thunderbolt and 8th MS Team fags crying about Newtype Bullshit, all because They think that being "Real Robot" was because of le grimdark

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's kinda stupid they put this song on Mori's channel when it was pretty clearly something mostly made by the clowns doing the lyrics and track. She had already declared her intent to stay away from hip hop/trap

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>>60897997
It's not that serious, anon. Just enjoy

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>>60888551
>One of the most emotional scenes I ever witnessed in video games
>more than a decade later
>This screenshot/MV

I'm caught between this is hilarious and this being downright disrespectful to one of my favorite sequences ever. Truly kino as art has not made me feel this way before.

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>>60897919
As both a Gundam fan and a MGS fan since the 90s; it's honestly always "new" fans or pretenders who act that kind of way. Most folks kinda get it after a point of playing the games or watching more of the shows.

I don't think people remember how dumb a lot of MGS marketing has been. I'm not gonna dig up some of the old JP commercials, but even the US in it's oh-so-serious 2000s had this dumb commercial for MGS 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVP9t3uvfI

>>60898203
Just enjoy it for being dumb. Genius Kojumbo and Miss Calliope Mori would both agree on that front.

Kojima loves having a message, putting his soul into his work, and really trying to connect to the audience. He's also a massive troll who loves shit posts and put that Monster Energy sequence into Death Stranding just because it would be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

77 ips dam we might hit 100 pathetic fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898384
>Monster Energy sequence into Death Stranding just because it would be funny.
I completely forgot about this kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898203
That shot has been used for all kinds of memes all the time.

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>>60898511
twitchschizo not here yet?

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Listening to the song some more, I’ve decided I just straight up like it. It’s just a fun, not so serious song. Can’t help but thinking people trashing it here calling it the worst ever is just another case of “I don’t like it cause it’s bad, and I think it’s bad cause I don’t like it,”

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>>60898673
I legit think he may of got range banned finally after pulling that shit last night. there was over 40 deleted posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898705
It's far from her best work but it's dumb fun

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>>60898705
I don't doubt we have a handful of Deadbeats here who genuinely don't like it. I don't care to wade through the garbage to find their posts or engage with them seriously when the majority of posts trashing are clearly from tourists though.

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>>60898587
I know, its just surreal. As at the time of originally playing MGS3 I played all of Metal Gear late I was someone who really hated streamers and could never imagine my self giving a shit about streamers or following them.

Now a I have a closet full of Mori merch, next to all the gear covered in MGS patches.

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>>60898743
Do not jinx it

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>>60898785
it's as far from her best work as it gets
at least with something like RkR nostalgia makes me want to go back to it once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898511
There's definitely a lot of debtbeats going mask off here because they can't do elsewhere.
Cowards! post this shit on the comments under youtube, twitter, reddit, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898833
I don't mean anything bad by this, but how old were you when you played the games?

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>>60898673
>>60898743
sorry got ask cover for someone at work, so I don't have time to spreg out all over the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898673
Yep. Maybe it's because she never really went to twitchcon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898912
20 I think, never had a PlayStation growing up. So once I started actually having a real income a PS3 and the MGS collection was literally one of my first buys.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone pointed it out before, but damn they were right. All her old music buddies are coming out of the woodwork on twitter for this song for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898384
>that ad
>90% of the footage is Snake
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898902
Stop replying to the larper

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898902
>debtbeats
I'm financially stable, fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>60899023
Because they all partied to DB the FighterZ together

[Anonymous No.]

>>60899023
Such as ? I'm sure they are happy for her as they know she likes the series

[Anonymous No.]

>>60898902
I paid off all my student loans last year

[Anonymous No.]

>>60899023
maybe the made a bet about what's the worst song Konami would approve as a promo and she just won hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>60899023
gotta leech fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>60899101
It's a great promo song though, just not a great conventional song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60899084
She replied to 3 of them, K's, Rapbit and Quja. There might be more buried in the replies.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the eventual armwresling off-collab and sex that will follow it.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1715396373007454560
Terrifying