/vsj+/ - VShojo+ General

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Melons Edition

Welcome to /vsj+/! A thread to discuss VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them.

We all thought we were immune, but we weren't. Zen is LIVE! And has confirmed the harbinger of the melon game upon us after Kson first did it a couple days ago. With Zen playing this is likely to come trash talk. Trash talk aimed specifically at Henya, who will almost certainly defend her honor by playing the game herself. And if Haruka returns from moving soon enough? You know she's going to be involved in that too. With all that being said Zen is LIVE! And is playing Suika Game. Mel has also just gone LIVE! And is currently traveling for Twitchcon, so don't expect much today beyond a casual hangout sort of stream. Unless that Filian event is today. I don't recall. We're also rapidly approaching Tara hours, which will then be followed swiftly by Henya hours. So look forward to all that and keep things comfy and civil by ignoring and especially by reporting bait, and being excellent to each other.

VShojo is:
Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot
GEEGA - https://www.twitch.tv/geega
Haruka - https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu
Henya - https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius
Hime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime
Kson - https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou / https://www.youtube.com/c/ksonONAIR
Kuro - https://www.twitch.tv/k9kuro
Matara - https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan
Mel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Mouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse
Nazuna - https://www.twitch.tv/amemiyanazuna
Zen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

Related:
総長 + 会長 for dedicated Kson discussion
/999/ for dedicated Henya discussion
/lig/ for more + and ex-member discussion

Previous Thread: >>60831696

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Let keep having so much fun!

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I LOVE KCHON!

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WE LOVE FAT BITCHES HERE

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Mel just confirmed she and Gunrun has met up for shots

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>Mel had two shots
>drunk
wut?

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WE LOVE TALL BITCHES HERE

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>>60844388

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>>60844411
notorious lightweight

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>>60844411
Bitch be tripping she's just white girl tipsy

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>>60844412

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>>60844393
I like her story of how she was feeling down and Gunrun instantly knew it was because of porn lol.

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>>60844356
Brother, what're you even trying to say at this point?

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>>60844411
I used to think someone who could take 2 shots and claim they were drunk was lying. Then I watched Giri stream with Scarra where she had less than 1 shot and she was very clearly drunk within 20 minutes.

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>>60844458
Tectone is like 6'4" bro. He's tall but he ain't 6'8.

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>>60844551
this enters the area of health problems, or rather alcohol intolerance, it's biotically impossible to be drunk after one shot unless you are 5yo

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Mel wanted to stream her meet and greets but decided not to because she gets too emotional.

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Kuro love, some artists are going to draw him as a furry again aren't they

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>>60844423
Kson and two dead vtubers

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>>60844502
lol I meant to reply to this
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>>60844599
Tectone was basically the same height when they worked out with Hafþór, but i'm not going to bother to find the vod from over a year ago just to get banned for flesh posting here

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>>60844653
she peg them to death

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Canada anthem goes hard

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>>60844423
You can say that twice.

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>>60844727
The clip is the second result on YouTube.

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wammdermellon

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>>60844727
The image of them standing next to each other is on google right now and Hafhor is 6'9". He's atleast 2 and half inches shorter than him.

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Kurosisters, if you could completely redesign Kuro’s model, what would you go with?

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I'm glad Mel isn't blowing all her money gambling. I was worried since she loves playing gatcha games.

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Love my wolf wife

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What's the Roach's lewd twitter tag?

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>>60844881
Kurosisters aren't here anon

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>>60844865
By Teccy's own admission he's only 6'5"

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>>60844942
OnlyKans

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>>60844942
#onlykans but Twitter is retarded and adds results of "onlyfans" thinking you mispelled

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>>60844881
Hmm well give him an Egyptian theme but add dark colors ,the bandages stay but get rid of the cross motifs oh and barefoot Toggles

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>>60844972
The gremlins are so good and expressive

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Mel...please stop doing that thing that you do...

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>>60844423
Those two were never seen again

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>>60845033
That's not what's happening, the thotposts are just flooding the tag to try and steal attention. They do it with every lewd tag.

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>staff didn't want Mel to become a cowgirl because they thought it would look funny on her
How dare they! Mel would be adorable in a cowgirl outfit.

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Mel getting bullied by staff for wanting to wearing a cowboy hat

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>>60845184
Cold hard pink rat dollars at work.

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>>60844881
cyborg zen style

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>>60845193

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>>60845033
Hope she changes it in the future, it's a funny tag but it's kinda basic and will get shit up by other things

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>>60845260
All she has to do is give this model a big cowboy hat, a bandoleer, and assless chaps

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>>60845390
That... would be hot.

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>>60845390
God I need to up Mooledy's milk production

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>>60845390
i thought this was nazuna from the thumbnail

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>>60845270
I wish it was done by anyone else besides her.

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>>60845536
Why?

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Mel won't be using the ipad on wheels but she soft confirmed that the other girls might.

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Look at my bug wife (she is going to bathe in my blood after ripping my beating heart from my chest and devouring it)

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Today's Tomoshika is a SIX machine that's ready for bed.

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>>60845496
Nazuna isn't real. She's a collective hallucination made by the posters of this thread.

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[LORD OF THE BOARD VOTE]
Please vote for our representative for /vt/ wrestling match!
https://poal.me/s30c36
https://poal.me/s30c36
We are also tag teaming with /lig/!

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>>60844881
cock cage

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>>60845260
Mel would be the frontier prostitute that everyone in town treated nicely because she was the only woman in 200 miles

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>>60845580
put geega on a scooter

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>"Nice to see Apex isn't the only game were you get outplayed by Fruit"
kek

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>they told her about Suika
>pulls this bad boy

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>>60845241
Nope it it literally says only fans when you type the matara lewd tag when showing latest

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>>60845736
She literally made a mugshot face

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Mel's favorite One Piece character is Sanji. That makes sense considering how much of a pervert he is.

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>>60845636
I still say Henya because 999 STR is an easy joke to make for a gimmick and there's a lot of weird muscle art of her.

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Look at my cute delinquent wife

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>>60845736
is she seriously about to film her switch kek

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kino

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>>60846023
nyan was camera chan all along

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roach online

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Matara live

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>>60846023
thought the reflection was from playing her gameboy in the car while aethel drives his autistic womanchild to the airport

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mouse shouldn’t stream but holy shit im bored

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Zenner still cute

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>>60846165
nah, they are leaving tomorrow, and they are going on car to there, hopefully their plan of streaming the trip works out.

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Matara got the golden kappa train too kek

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>>60846221
and dumb

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I'm so grateful for glorious Nyanners kinostreams...

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Zen has now reached the its all luck stage of water melon game.

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Golden Kappa lol.

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>>60846309
Grunrun greased some palms today.

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>>60846309
Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>60845636
I say we vote Zen for several reasons:
1) She is unity
2) She streams almost every day, people love her here
3) She makes /vt/ mad just by existing
4) Henya will already have a rep if /999voms/ decide to participate (they will)
5) Her model is great

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>>60846353
Like zen when she started streaming, is it really random ?

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>>60846337
the intro was peak unhinged nyan

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>>60846309
Gunrun treats his girls well

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>>60846374
He reminded John Twitch why he's called Gunrun

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>>60846257
can't wait for them to try to call gun 30 mins into the stream lol

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Does anyone know what's the golden kappa count for all the members?

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>>60846579
who fucking cares its common as fuck

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I just hope she doesn't pick the same Gangrel as Veibae just did

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>>60846579
I know henya had two

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>>60846610
I believe Mouse also had 2

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>>60846602
she was already warned off

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>ninaception

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Tara said Nina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nina Saotome's in chat and Tara said hi

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>>60846510
They should really ask around, with the Zoo one they didn't asked and that's why they had issues, also Gun might be busy for them at that time. Since they also said today they are buying stuff, I want to believe, they have it more planned. If not Aethel said they would be down for an IRL

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>>60846579
I think Mel has had two.

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>>60846602
Which one did Vei pick?

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GEEGA shilling Nina to Nina

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world's are colliding

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>>60846610
Henya has had 3 so far.

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>>60846602

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>>60846713
The Golddiggers

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I hope nina gets in, yet another hag but with actually good singing

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when does matara meet bat?

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>>60846754

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>>60846579
Mouse has had zero because she's a dumb bitch and doesn't deserve it.

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>>60846717
when will be her turn to nepo hire?

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>>60846811
she got kuro /in/

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>>60846770
when she plays majora's mask

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someone should let matara know about the meta of staying in the just chatting category for 30min+ before gaming to increase the view count

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Matara should force herself on me

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https://files.catbox.moe/756m2n.safetensors
If anyone wants it, here's the chibi lora
Keyword: vsj_chibi

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>>60846811
Geega's already got her nepo hire picked out

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>>60846857
The zen strat (she takes an hour instead)

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Matara "I don't know if this is relatable, but when you're at a job interview"

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pomu mention

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>>60846811
Nepohires are too irrelevant to get nepohires

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>another pomu mention
she is so /in/ bros

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>>60847029
No. None of your audience is employed.

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"mystery friend"

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>>60846936
I actually don't want it and find your actions disrespectful.

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>she's playing OG Metal Gear music
Please... play them already...

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>>60846936
I do want it and find your actions commendable.

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>>60846936
nice

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just realized mouses BF has the highest score on suika of all the streamers playing, it was Ludwig till he lost to him with 4hrs also being the shortest time. sykkuno has 30hrs kek longest.

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Mel can't post one of her ASMRs today because she forgot to put the finished video on a flash drive. She put everything but that video on it and she's really mad at herself for missing it. It's okay Mel.

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>>60847166
He's still an off topic faggot.

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>>60847216
>scroll up for off topic

HALL MONITOR

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>>60847216
Ignore and report, calling him mouses bf doesn't make that post less off topic.

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>>60845748
Every off-topic tweet I see spams hashtags, but #OnlyKans is always one of them.

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>>60846811
only Mouse/Mel/Zen/Kson have nepo hire privileges

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Nijisisters i have a question, can't pomu just go on her previous persona to play with tara like choco and mel did to play with kson? Is there some sort of no alts rule ?

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>>60847356
Niji doesn't allow it sadly

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tara's mic sounds a lot better today

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>>60847356
If it's a Vtuber they cannot pull a mikeneko no.

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>>60847356
I don't know of any niji having done that, at least in EN. previous Pomu was cute though

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>>60847356
Highly likely they are more restrictive, and since Hololive doesn't allow them to do VTuber content flesh is fine. I'm thinking they can't do either

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>>60847356
Not while under contract, same reason why Reimu tweets in her PL but always laments not being able to sing there (she also said she loves Matara very much)

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>>60847356
no, anycolor has a strict no-pl activity rule
which begs the question: why the fuck hasn't kyo been terminated already

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>>60847356
As far as I know, niji members can't make appearances as their pl vtubers while in niji

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>>60847356
What do you fucking think

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I'm Pomu.

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>>60847455
*mating press*

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Yay, Zen, Mousey, Kuro, Mama collab soon

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>>60847216
Ok.

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>>60847306
Considering Zen is trying to beat said records in said game I don't think discussing the current record holders is really off topic.

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>>60847216
>>60847306
look at all this off topic on this thread, you spergs should apply to be jannies

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>>60847081

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>>60847216

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>>60847422
>Hololive doesn't allow them to do VTuber content
Mel literally did a cover song with kson on her vtuber alt what are you talking about

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>>60847537
>png alt

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>>60847441
kyo is protected

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Encouraging circlejerking...

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>>60847537
png tho
I don't mean shit like being with a vtuber or using a model/character, I say straight up a vtuber model

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im gonna go insane...
why did Matara go down to 6k bitrate, did alot of ppl say stream was lagging buffering for them?
her model doesn't look as good as it was yesterday on 8k bitrate...

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I'm the one anon that does not know the inner workings of a company I don't work in.

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My son can be helpful

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>>60847505
yeah they were discussing this yesterday
seemingly the new darktide patch was well received, i kinda prefer the future aesthetic to fantasy

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>>60847424
ethyria was such a unity wave

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>>60847356
Blacksanji doesn't work like that

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this is so good

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>>60847640
makes you perfectly qualified to pontificate, innit

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A FUCKING COCKROACH

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I can't believe I'm gonna say this but Matara might be too much of a hag for me
Geega levels are fine with me but she's such a boomer

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>>60844881
Nude toggle

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I've never heard a vtuber make a joke about the house of commons before kek

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>>60847755
I love HAG MILFS

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>>60847744
FUCKING A COCKROACH

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Behold, the first weeb. All of us weebs owe everything to him.

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>>60847356
Nope.
Can't use ghost maid to talk to roach mom. neither can the other lady with her president.

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>>60847755
Mouse is more than enough hag for me. Geega and Matara are too much for me.

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>>60847441
Kyo hasn't done anything in his PL to warrant that

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>>60847685
It did end up that way, despite what catalog shitposters tried to push. She was even at their off collab in Canada trying to stay off being heard on the mic after the graduation.

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>>60847827
mouse is a hag trying to fit in with zoomers

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>>60847356
Here's a little gift to the nijisisters, one day they'll reunite gain.
https://streamable.com/cc68s8

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>>60847634
didn't she lower it to 6k on monday when she kept crashing?

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>>60847755
I felt the same way, in collabs she’s fine but she’s too outside the loop for me to enjoy her streams.

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>>60844296
>kitchen guys asks me "You like vtubers, right?"
>"yeah."
>"I saw this girl who looks just like Ironmouse."
>pulls out his phone and shows me video of a pink-haired lady getting fisted

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>>60847081
>>60847528
idk if you guys realize that but pomu already renewed her contract months ago, just like obsydia, ethyria, luxiem and noctyx, which is their timeframe from audition time. Only Iluna, Xsoleil will do that next year for the 2 year contract to expire, and krisis in 2025

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>>60847831
he often not-so-vaguely references his activity as kyo (to the point when he had the holding hands with enna drama, he tweeted about it on his pl and the qrts got swamped with nijifans shitting on him), but eh; im not anycolor it's not my problem

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WHERE IS MY SONCH WHERE IS MY SONCH WHERE IS MY SONCH WHERE IS MY SOUCHOU WHERE IS MY KSON WHERE IS MY SKON WHERE IS MY KSON WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS SHE!!!!!!!!???????????

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>>60847755
filian is too much of a hag for me

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>>60847965
How did he even know you liked vtubers in the first place

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>>60847755
It's probably because she isn't that tech savvy, Geega is probably same age as her or even older but she had a tech job so she seems to be less of a hag

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>>60847966
forgot to say but between the renewal time, only mysta and nina didnt renew, the rest did, so only 2025 now for those

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>>60847966
Nina renewed her contract and then ended it prematurely to graduate, it doesn't matter lmao

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>>60847863
Not a Nijifag but I remember seeing a clip of that. They ended up calling her over to comment on something so I guess they gave up trying to hide it.

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>>60847966
Gonna need to have her talk shit about baseball

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>>60847965

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>>60847965
Based kitchen guy

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>>60848001
vacation in florida getting eaten out

secretly at twitch con for a big vshojo announcement

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Mel is talking about the difference between a weeb and a weeaboo. Has the meme really persisted for that long that there's now a difference between the two?

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>>60847902
my dude, we got the twin l4D collabs, both were send-offs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5GEdhPxFLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uDAQNb4ReE

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>>60847306
how is that off-topic? zen is literally trying to beat his record and even if she wasn’t, the game itself is a bit of a meta topic right now in vshojo

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>>60847827
yeah. mouse has moments where she goes a little too long into niche topics like kamen rider or fate but entertaining enough to where i’d come back later in the stream.

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>>60848045
nina didn't renew her contract at all, ethyria contract ended after july, her contract as about to end a few months later and she chose to not renew

l>>60848063
none of that matters to a non-jp audience

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>>60847966
if they don't have any sponsorships lined up, they can quit at any time.

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>>60848001
in Florida, her classic move, do something big, make one stream afterwards then fuck off somewhere instead of riding the wave you created

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>>60848104
Mirai Akari reincarnation/virgin galactic collab!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!

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>>60848167
they can, but most cases of graduation come close to their original audition period.

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We're gonna start with "le contract" bullshit again but with Niji this time?

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>>60847809
I don’t know who this is but I would argue Isaac Titsingh was the first weeaboo, and this can’t be him because he was weebing it up before photography was invented. clearly I have a big “uhm actually” post to write Mel.

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Does GOG really provides the game already patched with unofficial patch or something?

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>>60848104
Cope, copeshojo

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God I really need to replay VTMB sometime soon.

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As a bandwagon-jumping cockroach myself can we not recapitulate niji drama through the ages in a whole new general where it is almost entirely off topic?

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>>60848348
yeah, they usually do

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>>60848210
You got to give the shin'eitai some time to (financially) recover

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matara's tits are incredible i can't stop looking

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>>60848348
Apparently it does, according to Google..

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>>60848305
Let her know, she would probably love to learn about it.

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>>60847882
Mouse never leaves her house and lives her life with zoomers. Her sister even jokes about how she doesn't age and looks very young when looking at her and is jealous. Mouse is just a youthful person by comparison to Geega and Matara because of her circumstances.

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>>60847657
I don't really know anything about the game(s). All I know is Vermintide rat slaying

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>>60848348
I though the original point of GOG was to provide older games than ran fine on modern systems, so yeah they would.

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I usually go with brujah

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>play old game
>modern PC loads game too fast
>no time to read loading screen lore
this was my first step to becoming a luddite

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>Played dorf fortress yesterday, vampire the masquerade today
She's fucking perfect bros im so happy we have her

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>>60848358
The leather club is two doors down

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>Fruit game into Nameless King
Zen's gonna kill someone today

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>>60848130
They were always part of the pikarmy. They went through a lot together. They need to reunite gain for a third time, give it some time^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-4nOJssKGs

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>>60848460
>buy 5400rpm laptop hdd for a handful of dollars
>install game there
poof, you’re back

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>>60848358
look at this nigga in the wrong neighborhood. Let's beat him up

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>>60848532
Coperoach.

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>>60848462
perfect pillows....

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>>60848462
Welcome.

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>>60848382
Agreed, soon this will all be history. I want to focus on the present streams and look forward to future events.

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>>60848462
she's back, it's a win all around

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Matara and Geega SPH.....

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>>60848382
give it some time, we had the same shit with Kuro

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>>60848433
Yeah they're largely the same but darktide is the more modern game and has really good environmental design.
They did the classic 'release before ready' routine, iirc that's why aethel said he dropped it, but a big patch came out recently and seems to have been well received by the community.

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>>60848620
what about robert?

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>>60848625
I personally prefer Kson's SPH
Feel more visceral

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this is already more entertaining than Vei's playthrough

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>>60848682
how about camping SPH with kuro where you touch each others dicks, you know, like normal camping

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>>60848682
I dunno. SPH from someone confirmed to not enjoy penis at all doesn't hit the same.

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>>60848663
Sorry. I retired.

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>>60848663
he'll be back in some way.

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>>60848660
Neat, I shall look forward to it!

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>>60848663
let this tireless worker enjoy his extended holiday after doing all the work in the background

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>>60848587
DEATH TO MOMODROME. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

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>>60848663
He's out living his best life. If Matara ever needs someone to act as a leg, she knows who to call

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Good response

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>>60848863
>>60848915
Headcannon is MGS rob is still working behind the scenes to take down Riku's plans

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>>60848952
Men are easy

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>>60848952
I want mom to beat the shit out of me!

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>>60849005
just kill and eat them.

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>HMMM MAYBE I AM THINKING ABOUT PLAYING THAT GAME SINCE I AM A GENIUS WHAT DO YOU THINK DAYO HEHE SUPER IQ999 GENIUS TIME DAYO! 天才見せつける!
what did she mean by this

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>>60848952
>ordering in the language of the ethnic food
If I did this and someone reacted by stabbing me in the throat with a fork, I wouldn't blame them

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>>60848952
>>60849005
>>60849018
>>60849036

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>>60849058
She's a genius dayo

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>>60849058
Wadermelon...

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>>60849058
melon time

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>>60849058
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849058
I don't watch much Henya don't dislike her, just don't find her that interesting but her stream titles are always so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849058
Hogwarts Legacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849058
henya is playing the impossible quiz

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849058
silly watermelon doomers. she clearly means Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training on the Nintendo DS

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849058
Nekopara

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Mel is right, Dohna Dohna has an oddly cute theme song for what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849058
Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno

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>>60849140
>i love chair dayo!

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>>60849245
this sounds like a grindcore album title

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849245
>it's an actual game
wtf dayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>60848348
The original purpose of GOG (Good Old Games) was to provide classic PC games in a state that was friendly with modern machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60848986
you're putting the mission in jeopardy, stop leaking confidential info !

[Anonymous No.]

god i love tara i missed her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849312
Banned on twitch too

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849312
It's on the banned games list on twitch even

[Anonymous No.]

Henya finished a kusoge game previous stream, she's allowed to play melon game today.

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>>60849402
>Title contains the word rape
>doesn't have a adult-only rating
kek, wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

aren't modern brujah the anarch hippies of the setting ?

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't use any protection with you Tara.

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>>60849402
ethnic cleansingbros… it’s over…

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>>60849562
Literally 1984

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>>60849493
Stereotypically yes but not always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849562
Cuckhold simulator is a bigger loss for this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849245
>google game
>one of the first images is a different VN with a certain pair of twins
Weirdass coincidence

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>>60849402
Second Life is banned? Why?

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>>60849409
>finished a kusoge
>goes into a second kusoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849402
rinse and repeat sounds pretty innocuous

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849402
know why it's on there but it's still funny to see second life there alongside 'battle rape' and 'suck my dick or die'

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849633
why do you think? That shit is more degen than VR chat

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>>60849562
too redpilled for this ZOG controlled site

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>>60849402
>DRMM banned
huh

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>>60849058
I blame Connor.

[Anonymous No.]

those shades look so good :binoculous:

[Anonymous No.]

>>60845390
>assless chaps
fun fact: all chaps are assless

[Anonymous No.]

ITS TIME

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>>60849633
falls under the 'involuntary penis' clause

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>>60849645
tags
>Male Protagonist, 3d game, Caressing, Showering?, No sexual Content,
it seems like it's a game where all you do is shower

[Anonymous No.]

How do we get Tara to open up the console and type money 3

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it's nice we have matara as another option now when henya wants to play a shit game

[Anonymous No.]

I'll now be Connor's biggest anti for bringing the evil of the watermelon game into this org

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>>60849862
Can't. She'll never cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849880
You're a shit game

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849862
the limit is lifted, she could type money 100

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>>60849862
>3 money

[Anonymous No.]

these vampires look like crack addicts

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>>60849862
>>60849961
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Aw, Mel was watching the collab last night on her phone. She also feels bad that she couldn't join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849968
you're in california, so on point.

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>>60849968
yes.

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>>60849490
Yeah because a game like Battle Raper is really gonna get released in the West to even get a rating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60849998
it okay. Mama will make sure to tard wrangle even harder next time. Gave myself another boner thinking about Tara putting the girls on leashes and making them apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60850153
hot

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>he's kinda fine
...

[Anonymous No.]

horny hag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60850217
Crack addict bros she wants us

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>>60850217
>>60850238
Hobo rizz is real.

[Anonymous No.]

This but with Matara

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>>60850217
She has the hots for Charles Manson?

[Anonymous No.]

god I wish I was him

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>>60850375
>worry intensifies

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mommy is thristy

[Anonymous No.]

Man, as someone really into the tabletop, I'm glad bugmom is enjoying VTM Bloodlines, can't wait to see how she reacts to the Ocean House segment or 609 King's Way (I fucking love Tzimisce as a clan)

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>>60850375
who doesn't

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>>60850440
"Oh nooo, I'm all oblivious to the veil, It would be a shame if a giant cockroach woman came out of nowhere and violently slaughtered me while riding me to extract my vitality for the brood."

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she's thirsting for the crackhead

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>>60850582
That crackhead? Me.

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>>60850496
I wish the game played a bit better I'd recommend it to more people if it did

[Anonymous No.]

>froot's not very lewd
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>froot's not very lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>he broke the window? i love him
she's into dark triad maxxed evil chads

[Anonymous No.]

she never saw froot's vrchat streams

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>>60848058
They aren't allowed to have her(speak on stream) after graduation
but they never hid she was around in many events/offcollabs

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>>60849968
sabaat have a tendency to use "shovelheads" which are people they literally beat over the head with a shovel, turn into vampires and stuff full of drugs to act as disposable shock troops

[Anonymous No.]

Papanya is going to become a mousefag

[Anonymous No.]

Geega Zen appreciation

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>>60849633
How is Second Life banned but VR Chat isn't? Lol
A lot of these don't make sense considering some of the games that are allowed

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>>60850695
It's got that early Source jank, shame there haven't been other good VtM games aside from Night Road, which as a CYOA novel doesn't really count. Maybe VTMB 2 will be good, but switching devs to The Chinese Room doesn't bode well

[Anonymous No.]

Mel gushing over how many famous lewd artists have noticed her is cute.

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>>60850717
>>60850722
>>60850765
*she

[Anonymous No.]

Mel will never stop mixing up tokies and bits lmao.

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>>60850717
>>60850722
>was a lewd-ish artist even before vtubing
>has designed sextoys and outfits for Mel.
>draws art of herself in underwear
>Frooba

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gabeolivero/status/1715145216066535756
She is growing too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

oh my god she's so stupid

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>>60850793

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Glad to see her boomer mentality extends to in-game technology too

[Anonymous No.]

tech illiterate even ingame

[Anonymous No.]

>>60845580
Mouse just rt'd this but she is already driving a robot around Twitchcon lol

[Anonymous No.]

i know nothing about vshojo, can you tell me a couple words about your favourites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
boobies
cute
retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
ROACH SEX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
Cute Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
she shows up sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851064
Oh God they let Mouse drive it's so joever

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851088
That's awesome. The roomba looks slightly updated too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
WHO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
Talkative hag (this describes several talents)

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
CIA

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>>60851120
ZEEEEEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.]

Can't work through a computer with three prompts.

God its like she never left

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
she's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851088
Add two of those arm thingies they used for signing posters and this is a functional mech

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>>60851063
>>60851076
>>60851078

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>>60851120
she is in vshojo

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>>60851120
I didn't write this but it was being posted in the leadup to Mata's debut.

Froot: Loves Apex. Good artist. Could become a collab partner as EU hours line up with NA mornings. Please learn to not listen to retarded catalog rrats about her.
Geega: Total hag. If you love hags you're going to love Geega and they will probably get along excellently. They both already have aunt energy, but Geega's is analytical and not at all maternal. Enjoys boomer shooters, roguelikes, and indie games.
Haruka: Autistic, but very lovable. Will befriend anyone. Won't intentionally cause problems, but inability to read a room may prove problematic down the line. Typically seen hanging out with Zen. Loves Nintendo games, and will probably come up with a strange nickname.
Hime: You will not see Hime for like a month minimum. Her streams are like events, and everyone loves her.
Mel: Streams on Chaturbate as well as Twitch. Is a lovable purple cinnamon roll and if Matara ever wants to explore in-depth sexual discussions then Mel is going to be there ready to educate. Atrocious at games, but has a can-do attitude.
Mouse: Feisty Latina. Adored Nina. Will probably be pushing for collabs with Matara out the gate. The most popular VShojo and the win who will get her own trophy case in corporate. Always hangs out with a monkey.
Zen: Uses TTS. Feisty Latina. Powerful force for unity both within VShojo and with indies. Claims to not be lewd, but definitely is. One of the most popular VShojos despite the TTS handicap. Streams in the morning so she will probably push for Matara collabs, and if she's open to it may be kidnapped.
Henya: Claims to be a genius, but the jury's out on that one. Japanese ESL, but in a very cute way. Somehow found herself in the little sister role at VShojo and Matara will probably hone in on her to be a surrogate mom. Borderline agoraphobic, but beloved by all.
Nazuna: You will probably never see Nazuna. Don't worry about it.
Kson: Normally a somewhat frequent streamer. Recent business in the RGG sphere means she's slowed down considerably because she's living her dreams. Very crude. If or when they collab I'm sure they'd get along swimmingly.

>Non-Talent Staff+:
Gunrun: Memed as a backpack enthusiast. CEO.
Loutlot: Completely fucking schizo. JP CEO.
Poshie: Pops up in Minecraft occasionally.
Panini: Pops up in Minecraft occasionally.
Fugi: Tech guy. Fugis are literally named after him.
Mowtendoo: The Queen of VShojo. Look at his YT channel.
Highgai: Doesn't work for VShojo, but he's a frequent person they go to if they need an event hosted, or someone to do a Japan IRL stream. Very friendly, and he was the newscaster in the Matara teasers.

>Notable others to familiarize yourself with:
Girls FC: Geega's non-VSJ friend group. Consists of Grape (You will likely see her a lot, and remember to say fuck you peepeehead if you see her cat), Bat (You will never see her, and you probably don't want to), Mint (You may see her, and if you love huge tits you REALLY want to see her), and Nina (The SURVIVING Nina. You will likely see her, and she has a wonderful singing voice.)
VChiban: Small corpo that is basically an elevated friend group. All four members (Buffpup, Shiabun, Rosedoodle, and AiCandii) are very close with Mouse specifically.
Vei: Ex-VShojo. People post her to troll here.
Silver: Ex-VShojo. People post her to troll here.
Nyan: Ex-VShojo. Still loved. People miss her.
Aethel: Nyan's BF. Brotuber. People like him too, and if we get more males he's a top contender.

>Indies that specific members are super fucking close to:
Arielle - Haruka's friend for about 15 years now. If Arielle is live and you don't know where Haruka is, there's about a 30% chance she's on this channel. Blonde with huge tits.
EvilToaster - Addicted to Apex. Zen has limited her Apex playtime on her own channel, so she joins him a lot. If Zen's not live but he is and is playing Apex, good chance you'll find her there. Paper frog.
rpr/Obkatiekat - Froot likes to participate in rpr's weird game shows, and he's a former Apex pro so he feeds her addiction. Katie is a metalhead like Froot, and did a song cover with her with more on the way.
Filian/Layna - Mel's closest non-VSJ pals. Filian's a hyper zoomer. Layna's a goth boomer. Mel wants to get dommed by Layna real bad.

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>>60851254
(this describes several talents)

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>>60851120
She's genuinely retarded and a unashamed coomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60850369
and change the slap to multiple small cuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
Sings Opera
Brat
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
adorkable semen demon cinnamon bun blueberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851088
Is this the first one that they can actually remotely control?

Also goddamn, remember the absolute monster of a setup she was on for Anime Expo last year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
unironically autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851064
She lied. She said she wasn't going to use the Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851303
Froot rrats aren't rats

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851120
BIG LATINA TITTOLIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851419
did we ever figure out what he was doing in the rain?

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>>60851424
What ever the fuck could you mean by that?

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>>60851120
My favorites: Geega, Zen, Froot
The thread's favorites in tier list form
Will be talked about all day: Zen, Mouse, Henya, probably Tara going forward
Will swarm when live: Kuro, Froot, Geega, Hime, Haruka
Quiet, but dedicated: Kson, Mel, Nazuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851424
There is a kernel of truth but about 90% of what the catalog believes about her is the result of schizophrenia and Internet telephone

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>>60851120

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GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME.

[Anonymous No.]

Kson x golden v awards nomination ?
https://twitter.com/goldenv2023/status/1714848472908914893

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her already. At least she's going to continue to guerilla stream this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Henya is worried Kson will be eaten by a crocodile

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851424
Kys Ant

[Anonymous No.]

nyan raided the jaguars game kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Nyan raids Prime Video airing a football game
>commercials
Man I hate football

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851303
>Vei: Ex-VShojo. People post her to troll here.
I post her because I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851662
>inb4 parasocial retard

[Anonymous No.]

it's cute how she's worried for her big sister

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiding AFC South Thursday Night Football over vtubers
grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851463
WDYM? It's perfectly normal human behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851662
i'm gonna post this because you deserve it.

Parasocial retard

[Anonymous No.]

Did Tara even realize that was a raid from Melody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851566
That Mizuki girl has some fat tits ho-ly

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851696
Kson and Zen need to have a big sister-off. And by big sister-off I mean have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851749
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851749
she HATES Melody

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851463
Testing Starlink internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851662
Kill yourself retarded Vei simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851656
At least she raids

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851710
I will NOT watch the fucking Jags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851662
this but Silver

[Anonymous No.]

she's gonna have a heart attack from the hotel

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851828
this but Silver

[Anonymous No.]

henya HATES florida

[Anonymous No.]

good start, she didn't even realized there were rats in the room kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851662
Here you go buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852326
does she refuse to get glasses

[Anonymous No.]

I don't usually blogpost, but I'm happy Henya is streaming whatever she's doing, I need something to ease my mind like that dumb stinky makes me crack a smile, I just came back from the vet telling me that one of dogs is dead, and it feels weird losing one of the lil shits that would woke me up in the morning, 11 years with her, just for one day to wake up and don't see her like always. I know in here there's the whole meme of "GURA MY DOG IS DEAD LETSGOO" and I'm laughing about it while sobbing a lil bit, I think I just wanted to vent out and really appreciate life and the happiness in the little things such as watching some stinky be dumb, if you read all of this love u anon, ya big gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Better to vent about it here than in a Henya TTS lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Sorry for your loss anon. Enjoy your waifu's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852433
tru, fuck those bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Losing pets fucking sucks, hang in there anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
I’m sorry for your loss anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Damn bro that fucking sucks. Hope her retardation helps you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Sounds like she lived a good life. Sorry for your loss Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
HENYA MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

the way she said "hi baby" was so sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Sadly never gets easier anon. Glad you have someone to help with taking your mind off.
Shit just sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Mata would stop with the vore allusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851088
It is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852584
she makes my pp the big pp alot.

[Anonymous No.]

new thread
>>60852596
>>60852596
>>60852596

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852557
@henyathegenius yeah chat that's so sad :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852614
>allusions
Mata last night:
>I will eat you. And you will love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
sorry for your loss anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>60844914
i dont remember posting this but yes i do with every fiber of my being

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851064
https://twitter.com/stargazermellu/status/1715150860043600196
>>60851383
>She said she wasn't going to use the Gundam.
When? She said she wasn't sure, but kept telling people when talking about Twitchcon that she might get to be there as a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60851828
Good, Tony Khan needs something else to meltdown about on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852393
Nade nade anon, nade nade

[Anonymous No.]

>>60852615
he can't run away anymore from the latina