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Does anyone else feel ascended after discovering Vtubbers? Like you don't suddenly care about disgusting women irl or other petty squabbles when you can return home and watch their oshi play a comfy vidya

>> No.6083274

>>6083180
I actually feel ascended after I stopped watching vtubers, because now I don't care about them either when I can return home and just play a comfy vidya myself.

>> No.6083313

>>6083180
Who the fuck gets fries with a McMuffin?

>> No.6087172

>Does anyone else feel ascended after discovering Vtubbers? Like you don't suddenly care about disgusting women irl or other petty squabbles when you can return home and watch their oshi play a comfy vidya
Oh, like people have been doing with anime waifus for 40+ years? How new, etc.

>> No.6087189

>>6083180
*pops toes*

>> No.6087816

I feel you, anon.
Went through a bad breakup and VTubers single handedly kept me sane

>> No.6088108

>>6087189
Why do I feel the abuse went further than that

>> No.6088156

>>6083313
I do.

>> No.6088232

>>6087172
Waifu only got me halfway there. The main thing is the feeling of hanging out with a cute 2D girl. I'm not schizo enough to get that from an anime character, even if she is my waifu

>> No.6088544

>>6083180
Vtubers are meant to pacify men who cannot get laid to prevent them from shooting up walmarts, religious centers, and setting animation studios ablaze.

>> No.6088620

>>6083180
No. It made it worse.

>> No.6088710

>>6083180
opposite, i actually see women as human now

>> No.6088861

>>6083180
I actually respect women more now. It just became apparent we're seeing their worst representations in media and so on. True jewels are hidden.

>> No.6089014

>>6087172
A waifu is totally synthetic. Every aspect of her personality was written by someone else. A vtuber has personality from a real person, including all the quirks and oddities that a writer wouldn't think to include. Since she's a real person, she can react dynamically to new situations and communicate directly with me.

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6089059

>>6088544
wtf I hate chubas now

>> No.6089123

>>6089014
>A waifu is totally synthetic
cringe and wrong, imagine not representing emanations of the divine (Platonic) femininity, couldn't be me

>> No.6089202

>>6083274
Dangerously based

>> No.6089854

>>6083180
No i want a wet hole to put my bepis inside and someone to cuddle with at night

>> No.6089997

>>6089854
consider onahole, dakimakura

>> No.6091838

>>6089997
You will never understand the feel of possessing someone as and object of pleasure

>> No.6091931

>>6083274
This guy gets it.

>> No.6092030

>>6083180
Thats called giving up on life Anon not "being ascended"

>> No.6092043

>>6088108
Oh it most definitely did, just feel Ame wouldn't want to just up and say it

>> No.6092079

>>6083180
I don't feel ascended but I do think vtubers are just another step in the march towards replacing people with an AI for relationships

>> No.6092257

I haven't "ascended" that far but I have started trying to have more positive thoughts about others and myself

>> No.6093185

>>6088544
Couldn’t you say the same for most entertainment that’s not deliberately antagonizing to single men?

>> No.6096613

>>6093185
Das right anon they hate you and want you dead
What are you going to do about it?

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>>6083180
>Like you don't suddenly care about disgusting women irl
Joke's on you, I get to enjoy V-tubers IRL too.

>> No.6097974

>>6089123
based and schizopilled

>> No.6098026

>>6092030
Hope is the worst addiction you can have but keep pretending otherwise while continuing to post on this board I guess

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After watching vtubers and Ame becoming my oshi, I am now cured of my chronic daily masturbation routine. I used to fap like twice a day and now it's only like twice a week.

>> No.6098728

Faggots like OP are why i don't tell other people im a vtuber fan

>> No.6099095

>>6083313
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.6099126

>>6098614
I double that, but I can't explain why. Before vtubers I fapped daily, after vtubers once or twice a week.

>> No.6099231

>>6083313
Some McDs don't have hash browns outside of breakfast hours, it's sad.

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>>6091838
I will understand possessing an enormous harem as an object of pleasure after becoming a warlord in the wastes of post-imperial North America

>> No.6099981

>>6098614
>>6099126
holy based.

>> No.6101151

>>6098614
>>6099126
share the secret, because it sure as fuck doesn't help here

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>>6083180
true ascendancy or enlightenment is borne from absolute detachment. even if you detached from "real life" giving you a false feeling of enlightenment, in the process, you've put everything into vtubers. what you need to ask yourself is what would happen if your oshi graduates?

>> No.6102195

read Guenon

>> No.6102261

>>6083180
No, because I'm not some parasocially dependent incel.

>> No.6102510

>>6101752
unusually based

>> No.6102993

>>6088544
I thought they were to reduce the costs of installations of suicide nets in Japan

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>>6083180
>tfw no more steak bagels
Fuck you McDonalds. Breakfast is dead to me.

>> No.6103782

>>6101752
>if
*when

Vtubers are a relatively new thing, but like idols, I don't think anyone would be able to do it for 10+ years. Either they are forced to retire early once they're no longer cute, or they retire voluntarily as soon as real life catches up to them and they can no longer stream regularly.

>> No.6103867

>>6083180
Because the internet most irl people come off as very unimpressive to me. It's honestly a problem.

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>>6083180
Honestly when I first discovered vtubers when Holo EN debuted I was so enthralled that I literally didn't masturbate for over 3 months and it was easy. Eventually I realised that Holo EN was kind of shit after I got into JP (except Ina) and these days I rarely watch EN streams and masturbate at least once a week. My point is that you're probably still in a honeymoon period. It won't last.

I've reached a phase were I think that maybe I want to stop watching vtubers. I only really watch them now because I work from home, so it's my work-entertainment. I'll probably be going back to the office at the end of the July and that will be it for me and vtubers. I'll miss my Oshi though...

>> No.6111054

>>6089059
ame is antifa you sussy baka

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>>6096984

>> No.6111817

>6111054
didn't ask, don't care

>> No.6112711

>>6083274
fpbp

>> No.6112772

>>6083274
based, actually me too. I like vtubers but hololive puts out so much content in a day I can barely keep up with it. It's crazy. I just play the games myself.

>> No.6112850

>>6083274
Looks like HK or Taiwan. If its HK then Im pretty sure I know where that McD is.

>> No.6112896

>>6083180
no? and that is an absolute cringe take

the girls doing the 3d shit dont know or care about you,they leach your simp bux casue you desperately want to throw money at a girl for paying you attention.

you think they care about you? lmao ok type in normal chat and see if they reply,only super chats do

also gura is best girl

>> No.6112904

>>6083313
Looks like HK or Taiwan, so probably the people there.
If it is HK I probably know where that McD is based on the interior.

>> No.6112949

>>6083180
vtubers reminded me women exist irl and they can be nice/funny. I've started dating again and its going ok.

>> No.6112978

>>6112949
how do you get dates
I cant seem to get any

>> No.6112982

>>6089014
>Communicate directly with me
Anon, I...

>> No.6113014

>>6083180
literally nothing changed. The women I like I still like, and the ones I dislike I still dislike.

>> No.6113040

>>6112982
I meet my oshi at her house every day after her streams end. Yes, believe it or not, I am that guy.

>> No.6113056

>>6098728
Holy shit guys Chad is here!

>> No.6113075

>>6083180
I don't feel 'ascended' but I'm happy that I've found another form of entertainment that I can dip into that doesn't make me feel like shit.

>> No.6113095

>>6101752
>what would happen if your oshi graduates?

I wanna say I'd finally be free from this degeneracy but know I'd just start simping for another chubba instead

>> No.6113098

>>6083274
T H I S
B
H

>> No.6113121

>>6083180
Reality is a simulation and vtubers are the only way out

>> No.6113137

>>6112949
> vtubers reminded me women exist irl and they can be nice/funny
same, i also learned they do not exist in this shithole of a country i'm in

>> No.6113180

>>6112949
This but without the dating part.

>> No.6113204

>>6112896
I don't pay them squat, so it's free entertainment. I can enjoy the comfort of a cute girl chit chatting, and because she doesn't know who I am, I don't have to put any effort into the relationship. No drama.

>> No.6113266

>>6083180
idk they just make me incredibly horny

>> No.6113314

>>6088544
Why are you on this board then? That makes you an incel

>> No.6113380

>>6112978
Bumble, but its been so long their might be newer apps i'm not aware of

>> No.6113449

>>6083274
I play vidya while listening to any karaoke stream, best of both worlds without drama.

Then come to 4chan to get depressed again. balanced as everything should be

>> No.6113473

>>6083180
Vtubers have had no effect on how I view women whatsoever.

>> No.6114469

>>6113380
Roastie detected. Tits or gtfo

>> No.6114686

>>6112904
Seems like HK unless they run the same campaign in TW, which I'm guessing no because the phrase wouldn't flow in both cantonese and mandarin.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sfEXSXAmiqs

>> No.6114815

>>6083180
I feel like I've finally hit the bottom and can give up and relax now when nothing can fix me anymore.

>> No.6114924

https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1411950758094729216
If you remove the H from UH, she goes UOOOHH.

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