We are in the dark timeline

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Good timeline:
>Coco never joins Hololive
>Vtubing remains a very small niche in the West
>HoloEN never exists
>Vshojo never exists
>Nyanners hangs herself in the bathroom of a gas station
>original fans stay happy watching cute Vtubers for the rest of their lifes
Bad timeline:
>Coco joins Hololive
>Vtubing becomes vastly popular in the West
>degenerate American thots get millions of subs
>everybody jumps into the Vtubing market
>the more lewd and degenerate you are, the more money you make
>original Vtuber fans go back to watching anime
>after being pressured by sanctions introduced by the first Vtuber President Nyatasha Hussein Nyanners, Japan bans lolis in all forms of media
>Amelia Shitson legalizes slavery
>all non-ironic weebs and neets are send to concentration deposits

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>>6071950
This board wouldn't exist either in the good timeline.

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>>6071979
yes, that's why it's a good timeline

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>>6071950
At about what time can I expect my legalized slaves?

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>>6071950
Good thing that I saved this picture

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>>6072002
Then you wouldn't be posting on this board either

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>>6072087
good

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only one thing left to do

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>>6072130
If that's what you wanted, then just don't post on this board retard

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>>6072087
I would be posting on /jp/ and the fad would be over by the end of the year

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>>6072016
Just start a business.

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>>6071950 bad timeline sounds pretty good to me

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Another thread where OP outs himself for letting pink cat live rent-free in his head. Do you people ever get tired of being angry?

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>>6072495
Another post where a VShojofag outs himself for letting anons live rent-free in his head. Do you people ever get tired of being angry?

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>>6072495
What did pink cat do to make people angry?

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>>6072550

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>>6072550
She made some pedobait song parody, and then she grew up snd realized it was cringe as fuck and gross so she disassociated her from it. I’ll give you three guesses why people here are upset about it.

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>>6072550
Ignore the other faggot
Basically this https://files.catbox.moe/8hcngg.png
tl; dr: Say lolicon is pedophilia years ago, holds the same opinion to this day, profit from it

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>>6072741
Yeah, noone would have given a shit if she just stopped doing that sort of stuff silently.
It's the hypocrisy and preaching that pisses me off.

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>>6071950
ah yeah, the good timeline, the timeline where no one gives a shit about my oshi and she quits vtubing after a year since she can't pay rent

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>>6072862
She can still pay rent if she sells her body to you.

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>>6071950
I, too, am really cool and unique for liking vtubers before everyone else

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>>6071950
>all non-ironic weebs and neets are send to concentration deposits
>bad timeline

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>>6071950
>Amelia Shitson legalizes slavery
Sounds to me like the best timeline and that you are a nigger trying to escape servitude.

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>>6072550
called out some pedos on this board 10 years ago. It's the most important event in their lives to this day.

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>>6073236

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>>6073294
yeah that's their faces when they see any mention of Nyan winning

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>>6071950
>>Nyanners hangs herself in the bathroom of a gas station
I really wish this was the timeline we got. Sounds like heaven.

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>>6072550
>What did pink cat do to make people angry?
She exists. This is already illegal and should be reversed ASAP.

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>>6071950
tldr

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>>6071950
A (man)child wrote this.

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>>6071950
By non-ironic weeb, do you just mean pedos?
I mean, yeah, i read ComicLO once in a while but it's not exactly something to be proud about.

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>>6075270
You don't need to be proud of something to enjoy it with other people. It's just like anal sex.

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So there’s a timeline out there where Nyanners is my loving wife that I give ear scratches to every night before bed as she purrs on my chest?

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>>6077006
Not even multiverse bullshit can make anime real.

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>>6072064
Why did you remind me of that? God fucking dammit

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>>6071950
I am willing to bet my entire life savings that you started watching Hololive in 2020

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>>6071950
> Japan bans lolis in all forms of media
Western """culture""" was a mistake.

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>>6079410
then stop speaking a western language on a western website in a western internet, you absolute degenerate mutt

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>>6072064
Glad Venti made that cringe video, now all criticism towards cunny vtubers would make you a Neonazi right-winger retard.

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>>6071950
we are in the right timeline
coco joins
got rich
and become the manager of shirahari uni

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>>6079691

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>>6071950
>>HoloEN never exists
>retarded /hlg/fags think this is good
Didn't read the rest lmao

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>>6071950
So what happens to vtubers in the Steins;Gate timeline?

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>>6080009
joke's on you, I already look like the fourth pic

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>>6080126
They don’t exist

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>>6080126
They're completely separate existences from their original actors and you can have personal conversations with them whenever you want.

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On the other hand, we have Chuubagate, the election of someone more a meme than Trump, and the subsequent flooding of /vt/ with election tourists to look forward to. The final yab is that we’ve all been in the ultimate timeloop this entire time.