/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Gawr Gura 3rd Anniversary Celebration
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Previous Thread: >>60504306

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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[Anonymous No.]

sharkpit are a sexual organs

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>>60523243
ok

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imagine, for a moment, gura wrapping her arm around you, forcing your nose directly into her hoodies armpit
imagine, if you will, the many MANY smells contained in that bit of fabric

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bread

[pɐǝɹq No.]

pɐǝɹq

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>>60523597
>>60523654

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>>60523986
Quaso

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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I'm eating Gura tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura were a futa, which would you prefer?
2 smol 3-4in shark cocks
or
2 modestly sized 5-6in shark cocks
or
2 large 8-12in shark cocks
it must be 2 and it must be shark cocks that is non negotiable

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

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Would /ggg/ still love Gura if she had a giga big cock?
PRO's
>She will be yours only
>Will only have eyes for you
>Extremely horny all the time

Cons
>She has a big monster cock
>Will fight you and turn you into the little spoon

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>>60524672
Shark cocks suck and double normal cocks are only slightly better.

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>>60524922
>Cons
>She has a big monster cock
>Will fight you and turn you into the little spoon
I thought cons were supposed to be negative???

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>>60524672
I've been taking estrogen since last year and cosplaying in a lot of conventions lately as gawr gura only, no one has noticed im actually a dude cosplaying her. Is it over for me?

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>>60524922
I'll become gay for my wife

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>>60525141
Do you still consider yourself a male?
If so, then you are fine. Don't let those people try to convince you traps are actually trannies.

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>>60525204
Yeah, i do consider myself male, i just like to look like gawr gura and it turnes me on. Its hard to find good gura cosplayers that don't look bimbofied

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>>60525141
You're going to be married to a cute boy soon.

[Anonymous No.]

gura told me to tell you guys to work hard and stay healthy! just kidding,

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Gurass

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I wish people didn't bully her so much. She really doesn't deserve it.

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>>60523986
I want to fuck this so bad...

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>>60524922
Downside?

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>>60526140
I'm gonna take her lunch money and shove her in a locker

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>>60526140
she deserves even more actually.

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>>60525141
You sound like a perfect boywife

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>>60526270

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>>60526140
Its clear she didn't get bullied hard enough in school, she still has the audacity to think she's too good to talk to fans

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Goobaby

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Don't worry chumbies, It's just a big prank!

[Anonymous No.]

So what are chumbies doing right now?

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>>60527525
plotting :3

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>>60527525
I'm still playing wc3 customs.

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>>60527525
Nobeta's boss rush.

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>>60527525
I'm gettin comfy for bed now

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Child

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>>60527525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6Niw_ZTJo
Watching fake news footage of Half-life lore

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>>60527842
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I just ordered five more Gurritos. I need more.

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>>60523158
http://poal.me/hxh748

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>>60528458

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>>60528458

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>>60528468
>tfw no dino gura farm so you can have a never ending supply of dino gura nuggies

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[Anonymous No.]

what keeps you going, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60528853
mom would be sad

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you gura

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>>60528853
Fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

what's a job I could do that requires only basic education and has no human interaction?

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>>60528853

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>>60527525
Waiting on spiderman 2

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>>60528853
The fact that I know she'll always be with us. And also that I have work to do.

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>>60529035
night shift jobs in general, especially as a security guard
trucker/any driving job

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Honestly if you retards can't even astral project yourself into a other dimension where gura streams, then your NGMI. Shes playing the melon game right now, and talking about her time in Japan.

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>>60529483
kino stream, I love it

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>>60528990
No, I will fuck her instead.

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>>60529385
getting a drivers license costs like 2k though

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>>60529007
hey ;)

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[Anonymous No.]

I have to go to work tomorrow
I hope Gura doesn't stream

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching cool Youtube videos about space and time.

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>>60529339
>she'll always be with us
what????

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>>60531690
sleep tight buddy

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>>60523158
>30 days
This is getting ridiculous. At this point, Gura LITERALLY owes me sex. I will not forgive her until she's literally sitting on my cock dumb fucking BRAT.

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>>60531651
She should draw more on stream

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>>60531690
Oyasame

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>>60523986
Can someone post the original image

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>>60531911

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>>60525141
Post photos, fagbud

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/fl5zx4.mp4

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>>60531928
Thank you, anon o7

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>>60532100

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>>60532100
Poast Moar

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>>60531690
goob morning

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>>60532100
Imagine grabbing her from behind and then rape her...

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>>60525330
Based femboybud understanding its a fetish not a political ideolgy/philosophy

[Anonymous No.]

shes dead isnt she

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>>60533148
Even doxfags are gone. It's really over.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, we might see Gura tomorrow or the next day, there's finally a Gura doko reddit thread popping off, even all the people saying she doesn't owe anyone anything are getting shit on for once.

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>>60533373
I'll laugh if they delete this thread too.

[Anonymous No.]

sex

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>>60533373
>>60533475
It's been up for 12 hours so far, cover employee should have seen it by now.

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>we might see Gura tomorrow or the next day

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Sisters showing they're Redditors for the dozenth time.

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>>60533373
I'm glad that ErikQRoks faggot gets downvoted

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>>60533878
My favorite was the aclark guy that got downvoted into oblivion after making it clear he doesn't even watch Gura and thought she actually drove Kiara into the wilderness for her meme survival video.

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>>60533878
Is that a known name? I don't recognize them but they talk like a faggot so I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

best of luck and all that but please keep reddit to reddit

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>>60533948
Bro that shit was hilarious. It's fucking sad how many time's I've seen people say that this week.

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Are there fembuds in the Hololive reddit?

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>>60534022
no
mostly on twitter

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>>60534022
Can't you see all the sisters in this thread that are on Reddit? Yes, there are girls there.

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>>60533878
>>60533948
>>60533981
Holy shit, redditors are real.

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>>60533373
oh look who showed up

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>>60534183
My reddit activity is all Gura related, she's also the only reason I have twitter, also the only reason I use 4chan, if she kept uploading tiktoks I would have one of those too, but I didn't have to.
I would add discord to the list but I use that to game too.

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>>60534233
All of those places would be happier without you. Except the gaming discords, maybe.

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>>60534233
Is this now the future of 4chan? I knew it was full of faggots but this is a bit much. Half-chan really is but a shell of even the retardation it was 7 years ago.

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>>60534324
what's worse, a redditor, or a discorder?

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>>60534352
They're usually both.

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>>60534219
I agree with the poor fucker, it's sad and dumb and it sucks

[Anonymous No.]

This is what the true chumbies are doing.

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>>60534352
redditor>discord, but that's a small separation in terms of cancer. Still better than a SAgoon though.

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>>60534435
Based as usual. I keep waiting for you to post something bad when you do this.

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>>60534219
It's true and it's sad that it has to be that way but Gura did it to herself. The thing is when you lose the trust of your fans it's going to be hard to get and keep members for a long time

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>>60533373
I don't actually expect it. I still don't think the reddit threads were the reason she came back in the past, because if they were then management would be aware ghosting for another month would cause the same issues. At this point I genuinely don't know when to expect her back

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>>60534798
Gura is coming back next year.

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>>60534798
If reddit threads meant anything she would've been back right after the membership anniversary

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>>60534798
I previously believed they worked because she seemed to come back the first 2 times they happened. But yeah, If they worked, they don't anymore.

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Is gura really the same same desu?

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>>60535134
No, objectively not. Is there really anyone that unironically thinks that way without trolling?

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>>60534924
I don't think it's going to work anymore because I think she was fired or left the company at this point because it's never been bad to the point it is now. I unmembered and don't plan on becoming a member anymore after this because there is no way I can trust her anymore because of all the false promises. Sorry gura but you can do better.

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>>60534798
>I genuinely don't know when to expect her back
If we don't hear something by Halloween it's fucking over.

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>>60535531
she already set a new record, again, it wouldn't be any more over than it is now

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Welcome to /ggg/ how much do you love gura?

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>>60535563
You know how she is about holidays. If she doesn't come back for Halloween something is gravely fucking wrong.

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>>60535531
We got so many great streams last October, I had some hope she would comeback but it really seem it's over

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>>60535577
this much

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>>60535577
this is me
i've been sitting like this since the last stream ended

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>>60535577
more than anything else, and it hurts.

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>>60535577
I love her even more than I miss her (which is a lot)

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>>60534219
He's right and everyone knows it.

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>>60535134
No. It's clear she found something that makes her happy, but it's not us or Hololive.

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>>60535844
>It's clear she found something that makes her happy
yeah, death.

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>>60535844
>It's clear she found something that makes her happy
yeah, bread

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtcz5OkzYMY

[Anonymous No.]

This is why everyone tells you not to oshi someone who's interests, hobbies, and friends all lie outside their online presence or someone that completely hides and never talks about what they do off-stream. This is the result 100% of the time with people who are overly secretive about everything about themselves. They are always hiding something and they will always choose that thing over you.

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>>60536104
Nah, there are plenty of married chuubas or chuubas with boyfriends who not only stream but actually seem to care about their audiences. I'd name them right now, but it's all doxniggering, so I won't. Like I 200% guarantee that most of the JPs and ENs are.
There is no excuse, anon. This is just either pure laziness or SEVERE health issues.

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Things can and will get worse but once it's over they won't anymore. That day seems closer than ever

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>>60536197
go back to the catalog tourist.

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>>60536275
I have 100% proof of Gura breaking NDA by talking about both past projects and ones that have yet to come out with someone. I have screenshots and everything. The kind of stuff that would get her fired if she is not all ready so because she is not streaming should I send it to cover or just drop it all here so they can not cover it up?

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yeah okay, guess this is as good of a time as any to go to bed

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>>60536296
Nope.

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>>60536335
She is talking with someone who is not family and does not work with her or cover.

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>>60536335
You don't, but if you did why wouldn't you do both?

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>>60536335
Pajeet, can you please please stop with your attention seeking made up bullshit just for tonight? Please? I'm just not in the mood. What's happening is too sad.

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>>60536403
I don't like her as a person if you know her you would know what I mean. I do like her as a streamer and if I did then 100% she would be fired I like her streams and would hate to put her out of work because I would not have anyone to watch then.

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>>60536335
Do it pussy. If you have it why wouldn't you. Nobody who really has info begs for attention, they just put it out there. Prove me wrong, retard. You wont.

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goob night

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>>60536480
>I would not have anyone to watch then.
But she doesn't stream now. So just do it. Oh that's right, you can't, can you?

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>>60536403
>>60536432
>>60536502
Trust me I have so fucking much I have that shark by her balls.

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>>60536600
LMAO you fucking retard those messages are your exact same ESL writing, and none of that is breaking an NDA. Jesus fuck you're pathetic

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>>60536480
Then vague post about an upcoming project of hers that you clai. To know about that no one else knows about. You just said you have evidence of her talking about it so just prove that you aren't lying by predicting anything about one of her upcoming projects you saw her talk about. She wouldn't get fired if you happen to "guess right". But you won't because you're a subhuman lying troll that seeks attention by posting your tabloid level made up bullshit here.

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>>60536403
>>60536432
>>60536502
>>60536638
>>60536648

so much guys so much more

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It's funny that the schizo sent Discord messages to no one in their private server 3 months ago to set this up.

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>>60536600
Okay? Do it what are you waiting for.

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It's fucking 3am and I'm laughing so hard right now. This guy is well past being a genuine schizophrenic.

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>>60536678
>>60536697
Nothing funny about it. He could be playing vidya or doing reps instead. Its just sad...

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>>60536600
That is the same exact level of ESL as you, retard. This is almost as embarrassing as the time you posted dream's cat.

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>>60536600
She was busy recording blue horizon in July is what you're saying? Are you retarded?

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>>60536403
>>60536432
>>60536502
>>60536544
>>60536648
here is more not even 90% what I do have it gets worse.

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>>60536669
Do it, I'm still waiting. Post it here or the other place.

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>>60536714
>Its just sad
Anon he's been doing it for over two years. It's literally one of the funniest things I've experienced in my life, watching someone seethe over an anime shark girl for that long.

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>>60536736
Just post it, all of it. Why are you pretending this hard to be the gura killer?

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>>60536736
[e-mail]
That is the email that she still uses she sent it all to this person

[Anonymous No.]

>Guys Gura totally replied to random emails on a dead account, trust me they're totally real
This guy might actually be the most pathetic human on the planet right now, he's at least in the top ten.

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that this thread is allowed to stay up day in day out breeding nothing but vitriol, antis and insane schizos is wild, especially when you have people purposefully spreading this shit outside of here. This thread needs to be put down when she isn't streaming.

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>>60536923
No one forced you to open it.

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>>60536403
>>60536432
>>60536502
>>60536544
>>60536638
>>60536648
>>60536693
>>60536731
>>60536734
>>60536744
>>60536797
I will cool it for now but leave this information for you people so you know this much.
They don’t treat all the en girls as they deserve Hololive is only interested in profits Girls like Gura are entitled a SUV that they can take to the cover studio in Japan and other places while the others have to find a way themself.
I also have a photo of her going into a Love hotel with some Japanese Guy a very old guy he is old enough to be her grandfather. I don’t plan on dropping anything more tonight but trust me this girl has been putting out for money and why she is not streaming and why Cover is not pushing her to stream because she is making them money otherwise and she only has to do this every few months and she brings in more money then she has in the 3 years she has worked for them.

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>>60536923
This is a containment thread. Yes, I am aware it's not all that effective.

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>>60536967
*violently cums all over you*

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>he can't even come up with a believable rrat
The state of our schizo is beyond sad.

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>>60536967
It's how they get investors, Shareholders, and sponsors and Gura is a very popular girl in Japan and has also done this work in America not as much as in Japan.

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>>60537050
I'll give him credit that I think this is the most effort he's put into one so far.

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>>60536847
To be fair, I don't think the pajeet is capable of writing something like that by himself.

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>>60537078
Other than the weird suv line everything from tonight is just recycled garbage he's tried in the past. It's nothing believable and nothing new for him.

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>>60537050
I also have proof of Gura money laundering but am holding on to that and will drop it when and if she pisses me off next time we meet.

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>>60536967
Oh god, you're the fanfiction guy. Please seek psychiatric help.

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GUYS FUCK IT IM COMING CLEAN. I HAVE THE INFO THIS GUY WONT SAY, LOOK THE TRUTH IS THAT GURA HAS THE BUSHIEST AND FATTEST HAIREST
FOREST POSSIBLE ON HER PUCCI I MEAN AMAZON RAIN FOREST LEVEL CARNAGE AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER ASSHAIR Don't let the chumfucks tell you other wise, this is the truth, and accept it.

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>>60537120
You don't even know what money laundering is.

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>>60537078
>>60537050
>>60536847
>>60537109
>>60537116
Not the schizo but the only thing sadder is you faggots meta commenting about him and giving him the attention he wants instead of pretending they don't exist

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>>60537116
Oh, textwise there's nothing new, but at least he went through the trouble making some Discord screenshots.

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>>60536967
If you really had proof of her doing stuff like that, then you would no longer want to watch her. You said you were her fan and enjoyed her streams, but if you really believed she was that kind of person, you wouldn't be her fan.
You're a liar caught in the web of your own lies.
A special place in hell awaits people who lie about others like you do.

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>>60537126
stop giving the guy ideals If he did that then we would not have anything to read about Gura.

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>>60537160
Pretending he doesn't exist does nothing and there's nothing else to talk about.

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Gura is responsible for covid 19, I have proof that she started this so she'd have a boost in veiws when she debuded. I won't leak it yet though because of reasons, trust me bros. It's so over.

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>>60537160
>pretending they don't exist
Yeah see that doesn't work around here. If you don't reply to him he'll reply to himself over and over again over again. He doesn't get bored, he's gone for hours at a time straight. If he's gonna shit the place up regardless it's at least fun to call him a retard.

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>>60537148
lol

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>>60537193
This is more believable than his rrats.

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

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>>60537171
I really don't care what she does off-stream only what she does on stream that part of her life is not a part of her online life as Gura so yea what Gura wants to do off-stream to get her rocks off is something I really could care less about What I care about is her not communicating like she should.

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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>>60537135
fuck off anti

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>>60537234
>>60537258

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>>60536967
>>60537075
>>60537120
So is this guy gdca2000/darkmaze or do they make different types of ESL mistakes? Has anyone compared the pajeets' posts to his yet?

[Anonymous No.]

goo goo ga ga!
I want... I want milk...

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>>60537380

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>>60537251
Then you're a cuck? Why wouldn't it matter to you what she does off stream? You even seem to be implying that the horrible things you're accusing her of doing off stream are preventing her from doing her job and communicating. You're claiming that she's a lying whore. Why would you be fans of someone you knew to be a lying whore unless you were a cuck?
See? You're just contradicting yourself and that's why everyone knows you're lying.

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>>60537542
I want shark milk...

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>>60536736
>Portuguese
Pajeet is Brazilian.

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>>60537690

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Good on those that can spare the money and feel that they're getting something out of Gura's membership still. But, if you don't, there's a pretty obvious solution here.

I was a membershrimp since a few months after debut and dropped membership earlier this year when she went on another break right after last year's break. She came back, said she wanted to do a bunch of membership streams and watch movies. And a month on and then MIA again.

If you feel owed for membership and that you're not getting anything out of it just drop membership. Anyone chiming in saying "she don't owe you anything" isn't factoring that people are paying for memberships, which lets be honest, hasn't had much use this year.

I still love watching Gura streams, but there's so many others in Hololive alone that communicate better and really do their best to be consistent with membership streams. I feel like they value my time and the time I spent to earn the money that I'm giving them to support what they do.

With this constant downtime, paying month to month doesn't make much sense and I can understand frustration over that. When she comes back you can always resub again. It's pretty simple if you're not too hung up on special membership icons.

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>>60537800
Thanks for the copy/paste from reddit

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>>60537800
Sounds like a reddit copy paste, just pause it if it bothers you no need to annouce this shit to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60537800
Everyone already knows this.
It doesn't absolve Gura of her betrayal of her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

May we have shark dreams and goob news in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright im ready to lose some karma. Im throwing in conspiracy theory and the G word.

Right after 3rd anniversary she stopped streaming. No communication, not a single tweet/short which requires near zero effort. Everyone is thinking it, they couldn't negotiate a contract. She was doing approximately 1 stream/week since her 2nd anniversary and even that could be part of the previous deal. Gura can afford to throw her weight around, losing her can actually mean losing a freaking huge part of Hololive. But maybe they cant agree on the deal. What happened with tempus few months back was similar, no stream/communication and suddenly wham.

More conspiracy theory - In Ame's recent comeback CS stream (after 3 weeks break), she explained she was "thinking things over" after doing this for 3 years, and decided to continue regularly streaming (supposedly after looking at ifunny meme sasuga ame). Ame was also streaming less frequently in the few months leading up to the 3rd anniversary and suddenly daily streams for past 3 days.

Its just business.

Bye gotta go touch some grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60537890
>Advent collab including an announcement one hour after Gura time
Even without that I'd say don't get your hopes up, but with that stream going on a return is even less likely.

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>>60537936
Hololive's contracts are the most competitive and generous in the entire industry outside of organizations like vshojo that take nothing, but also provide and give nothing.
There isn't anything to negotiate. If there was, you'd see a lot more departures when negotiations fail like in Nijisanji, which is known for their shit contract, constant graduations, and the 2% meme.
Cover's investors all tell Cover that their contracts are too generous and they give too much of their revenue to their talents. Cover has been absolutely adamant that they will not budge when it comes to that and that is why they have such a high talent retention rate. Anyone who thinks Gura doesn't stream because she's unhappy about a contract dispute are morons who don't know anything about Cover's business strategy.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing we can do about it

Either she graduates and moves on (which I find very unlikely) or she forever goes on and off like this. I'll still buy her merch and superchat/watch every stream but even my ungodly patience has its limits.

[Anonymous No.]

As biboo said in her stream. She streams a ton now bc she knows she will be too busy in a year or so to keep streaming regularly. This is basically what happened to gura but 2 and a half years. Shes one of if not the biggest holomem in terms of subs and overall reach. They probably have her recording and making a ton of diffrent content which we will see in a few months. Atleast i hope so

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>>60537944
Do you think it bothers her that everyone hypes her infrequent streams as a big "returns" each time? I wonder if the superchats celebrating her "coming back finally" put negative pressure on her if she just wants to take it one day at a time and do a comfy stream occasionally when she feels up to it.

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>>60538411
She called several of them returns herself, so it's on her if it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538462
I think that was also a copy paste from the reddit thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop posting reddit posts, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538503
It wasn't it was entirely my own musings

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is Reddit's creative writing repository. Or maybe its trash can.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538806
Very accurate, except for that gun, what the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60537944
Advent collabs aren't relevant neither are their announcements. Overlapping this doesn't matter. In fact overlapping in general doesn't matter unless it's actual big and rare events aka not a fucking collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538806
This is why you should have mascots that don't have a common name an A.I can recognize like Takos

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538806
>HoloEN fanbases show their true face

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538924
HoloJP, too.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't slept yet, I only napped.
My sleeping schedule is all kinds of fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

the pajeet's writer really jumped the shark with the prostitution arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>60534924
They never really worked, it was just copium from feistybuds, if Gura's busy she's busy, my wife's always been good at ignoring "backlash" from riffraffs, much less from random redditors when she never cared about reddit in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura i want to play a game
>remember the multiple times you did not appreciate your fans ?
>You will be forced to do a 24 hours stream in 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think if gura had a baby she would be able to take care of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60539178
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60539178
Yeah. She said her parents live close by. They'd help her with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60538806
lel stupid chumbuds are so sad right now i hate them so much1111!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60539172
>gunshot
>fade to black

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>>60539178
I don't think there was enough time for her to do all her trips to Japan and dancing and everything while being incapacitated due to being in a third trimester state, not to mention the couple months required after delivery to care for it. There just wasn't enough time between traveling so I sincerely doubt that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be happy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60539715
I'm pretty happy, I have fuwamoco
And when Gura streams, I'll watch her. She's just not my oshi anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I was gonna do some daily "haha chumbuds got nothing to watch" routine but some actual schizo put the work for me for the rest of the week. lmao

man i miss gura, but the schizo rants when she's gone is just so much more entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/fHvnpRjz7uA?t=7868
Mooms wants to play with you, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

FEET

[Anonymous No.]

Amogus collab next week with the entire EN branch, Gooba included!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60540299
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60540299
It's going to be in two weeks once the week of Halloween is around

[Anonymous No.]

>>60539774
Weakling, ever since Gura warned us about having to reduce the amount of streams she'd be able to do I've been rewatching all of her streams in chronological order (currently going through scarlet nexus slog) I'd rather KMS than settle for some other en

[Anonymous No.]

>>60540410
I'd rather be weak than mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>60540431
(You) are posting in vt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is gonna stream at least once next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
>11/4
zzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
>>60541618
Bets on no PoV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
HELL YES YES YES YES btw who dat girl beside bae

[Anonymous No.]

Will gura turn into dust if she tries to solo stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura Shiori Susei Watame and Sora all on one team

Fuck yeah. Too bad Mikos team has Fauna and Biboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541761
Someone from regloss prob.

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>>60541577
well, that staves off the graduation fags for a while I guess...
not that four more weeks of this for a reappearance in a, you guessed it, big event stream is something to be happy about

[Anonymous No.]

She's really coming back for a big event collab where she's barely gunna talk and then she's gunna leave again isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
>healthy enough to plan collabs weeks in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
but...but she said "see you next year"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542073
She literally just doesn't want to stream for us, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Literally all ENs are participating
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541761
Hajime. She has a very cute voice like she could be voicing an absurdly cute anamorphic cat chat on an anime

[Anonymous No.]

gooba's team is weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541888
>Gura Shiori
OH NYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
I never doubted her, thank you sharky

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542191
I like it
>Shiori
I'd like to see what an interaction between them is like if we get one

[Anonymous No.]

MANDATE STREAM LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542185
wow they're going all out with EN this year

[Anonymous No.]

>halloween collab into mc collab
She really is planning a return where she hides from chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

why gooba hate us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542310
She's gunna say like 7 words the whole stream and you won't even be able to hear them over the cross talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542318
>MANDATE
nah
>>60542310
yea should be fun

[Anonymous No.]

How long until gooba is confirmed not to be attending?

[Anonymous No.]

are we 100% sure this wasn't planned months ago and Gura might drop out in the last moment (or maybe even forgot about it)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542185
No Ame though

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is shockingly slow after getting a confirmed Gura reappearance date. I know it's six in the morning but huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542310
I want them to get along well. Shiori has been my favorite Advent girl and Gura is Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542310
Cataloggers are gonna have a field day I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542486
Row 3 on the right of white team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542486
Blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542185
>>60542191
>Fauna gets to play with FWMC
>moomers stuck with Kiara and Ame, poor girl
>Bae+Irys+Kronii rigged, atleast they're gonna have fun
>Gura should just stick with Anya to keep it low energy and banter away
IF NO SUDDEN TUMMY HORT

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe she's back, I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542185
>>60542191
>Bae
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542683
Kronii is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542679
I am blind stupid and a tremendous faggot etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542415
The day of, there just won't be a stream on her channel, Subaru will announce it but it will be in Japanese so we won't even know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>celebrating when its only day 30 of her 50 day break

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>>60542185
en cant make fun contents/events so has to rely on jp. yellow is probably the best team. its gonna be the most cheerful one due to subaru, bae, suisei, polka, hajime, and matsuri, but its so globohomo compared to the past events.

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>>60542769
>50 day break
you antis and your magic numbers rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542769
>literally nothing at all
vs
>something

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542415
>>60542742
Gura never back out from collab, try again sis

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is it bros, this collab is gonna inspire her to come back for good

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542185
poor shark cant escape this time with literally all the ENs participating

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542872
Didnt she back out of the party animals one a week ago?
>t-that doesnt count

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542948
Shiori I am counting on you as Advent leader to restore and protect Guras smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543038
What? She was never in it unless you can prove it otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542948
this time for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543038
Who said this? I don't remember ANYONE talking about Gura in relation to that collab at all and they did, I would've remembered this thread melting down about it.

[Anonymous No.]

im just happy theres a confirmed date i know she'll be around, sure everything else sucks but at least she's willing to do something

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542185
Will people finally calm down about "Gura doesnt stream"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543201
*and if they did
it's too early for this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543253
Not until others stop announcing her streams for her.

[Anonymous No.]

I was hoping Gura with Anya at least oh well

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is on the same team as Matsuri....

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543550
Anon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
>>60542185
>>60542191
damn
I got a vacation scheduled that week

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543606
They're on different VC

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542872
Halloween last year?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543713
What stream?

[Anonymous No.]

BEST CASE SCENARIO
>she streams POV, she's energetic, she's visually active and present
MEH CASE SCENARIO
>she's there, but no POV stream and possibly VC, rumors are there's something technical/practical why she can't stream (OBS tummy hort, PC dead)
BAD CASE SCENARIO
>she drops out, but numerous chuubas mention how unfortunate it is, and how it was really meant for her to participate
WORST CASE SCENARIO
>she's simply not there, and noone says anything, the suffering continues

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>>60543201
It was literally talked about like 20 times in the days leading up to it, Ina fucked up her tags on the day also, remember? It was up in the air if she would be one of the people interested or not, but it seems like it ended up being Nerissa who was the busy one that couldn't make it.

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>>60543713
You mean the one she didn't even planned to join? Are you retarded or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura can get some practice in this time around. I remember her not practicing much for the last sports fest she was in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543713
I don't remember her saying she was even going to participate in that but it was a year ago so I could be misremembering

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543852
Meh case is the realistic case

[Anonymous No.]

unf unf unf
gura cunny
unf unf unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543933
She won't. She also won't have a pov

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543852
Streaming a POV isn't up to her, there'll only be 7 POVs (commentators plus one POV for each team). I'd probably expect a POV from Suisei or Bae in this case.

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>>60543473
>D-d-d-d-doesn't count chumfag
Do retards not realise how fucking obvious their falseflagging looks when the do shit like this? It even lowers the, already nil, impact of their other shitposts, because no actual chumbud would be unhappy to get news about a coming Gura stream after a months absence. A retarded weakling chumbud might pathetically cry out about "but muh excuses, she has to apologize or else111!!!!111", but this is clearly not even that its transparently just an anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543960
No, there was never any mention that Gura was ever going to be part of the Halloween collab last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543858
Ok...
How does that prove that Gura planned to be there and then backed out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543960
>>60543893
>>60543783
Dunno, guess I was misremembering, thread brainwashed me after everyone kept saying she skipped it last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544069
No youre right, she skipped last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60541577
So this is the day she will be back just like everyone said it will ether be a collab or selling merch and no normal streams the rest of the year I bet.

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>>60542185
>No pekora this year
I supposed she is preparing for her solo concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544069
Well I don't know where you got that from because I don't remember this thread ever saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544045
It doesn't, I was just saying that it was talked about a lot, after the fact it seems like she wasn't interested in joining in the first place, which is what I said.

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>>60544069
well, she did
but there was also no mention that she was going to be there in the first place
I'm pretty sure some other ENs skipped it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543006
Yes, she can, Remember some of the girls have backed out in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU CANT ESCAPE STREAMING NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>IT'S STREAMING TIME!!!
>NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544148
>60480257
>60480275
>60476418
First page results, I know there are more too but I'm not gunna dig.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gawr to bully me (sexually)

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny how we usually only ever get Gura news during JP hours these days. Only the vampires like me and Yuros, I guess... know what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm apathetic to Gura streaming now. Maybe I'll watch but most likely won't as she'll be distant or quiet most of the stream. Plus as this point it's just a resetting of the "clock". I've seen this happen before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544512
Bold of you to assume youll be able to watch her specifically. You will just hear her during the sportfes in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>60523158
What... the... actual... fuck...
Why is my daughter swinging around a stripper pole like some harlot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544026
Do you really think a collab with 14 girls in a discord call without her PoV where she's going to say like 7 words that you can't even hear because she will get talked over is a big win?
Unironically wasn't the least desired outcome besides her fucking graduating, her coming back with a collab? And this is even worse than a normal collab.
She's able to plan to show up to a stream weeks in advance, but she can't be fucked to say a single word to us in a month.
Where is the win? What's morale gunna be like when this stream ends and she goes another month without touching anything? This shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60527842
Harlot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544069
She literally said "I'm goona do my own thing." This was the times when homos shill on its peak, everyone thinking homos would join hole en Halloween collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542544
Shiori only seems to get along with Mori out of Myth, that's a warning sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544702
it makes good money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544741
Are you fucking serious? Comparing her graduating with a collab stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544741
All concerns are valid, however, don't forget that if there's anything that makes these grrrrrls wet between the legs it's minecraft collab projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544818
English comprehension reps. Least desired besides. Meaning graduating being the worst news, the second worse news that people were hoping wouldn't happen is she comes back with only collabs again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544815
I wish strip halls were like this, real ones are cruel. You have a voluptuous young girl shaking her gifts all over your manhood and you can't touch her no matter what else you get beat and arrested.

[Anonymous No.]

any good news chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544966
She's not dead or graduating, just avoiding us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544966
stream next month

[Anonymous No.]

>us

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545031
Or the entirety of hololive isn't aware she's unavailable for the foreseeable time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60544966
Its news, I miss this girl but I don't know if she's still the same desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545031
>>60545216
Nah, she just feels guilty, I have a daughter and when she can't fulfill my expectations academically, she avoids me
she literally thinks I will scold her lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545289
Sounds like she needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545289
Is your daughter single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545289
does your daughter have feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545289
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545289
Yeah, it's just that it's an avoidable problem, easily remedied by simply streaming (more often). I know she still has multiple anxieties over her position within hololive and guilt for her absences but those problems won't go away by not streaming. If anything it will just exasperate or create further problems. She knows this yet she still does it, it's probably just as frustrating to her as it is to us honestly but I really miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545574
https://youtu.be/ATwoXq5CYos?si=Wq1MjTW46YbNlTId
she has toes and feet, alright!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545603
https://youtu.be/0wArI3n7Qu4?t=13405

[Anonymous No.]

>>60545636
Remember Gura made this song up off the top of her head at the last minute. Gura is so talented

[Anonymous No.]

goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>60543253
If she streams. We don't know if she's going to have a POV. Or if she's going to show up at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60542310
Shiori isn't much of a chatterbox when strangers are around, and this group is full of that. She and Gura have never changed a word, despite being in the same collab once during the Myth anniversary. I wouldn't expect much as far as conversation goes.

[Anonymous No.]

Patient buds cant stop winning, we get a gura stream without any whining

[Anonymous No.]