Koopa 2k karaoke

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Koopa is celebrating 2k subs with unarchived Valentine's Day karaoke RIGHT NOW, get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrDcgFReBSw

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>My poor drunk son!
I'm gonna imagine she's talking about me!

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CARMINE LOVE

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I think Troopas are cringe

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Bunzel submits to Koopa

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Koopa is cute... CUTE!!!

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>>604445
Will she perform this at the karaoke?

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AAAAAAAAAAAA KOOPA I LOVE YOU

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I wish she had a Discord, I bet it'd be comfy

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i love you mommy!!!!!!!!

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Koopa mommy...

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KOOPA IS WHISPERING TO MY EAR AAAAAAHHHH

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CUM PIE

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Hey somebody archive it.

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Koopasmr

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LETS GOO

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SOULFUL midi

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SEX

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COME ON KOOPA LOOK AT HER GO!
https://files.catbox.moe/vtane6.mp4

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God her singing voice is SO FUCKING GOOD

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>>604607
*SAX

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>>604540
No that's a shit idea, making a discord is the best way to create drama I've ever seen.

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nice song choice

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>>604540
Discords are the opposite of comfy and incapable of being so.

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>>604540
do i have to say this in all threads?
DISCORD HAS THAT NAME FOR A REASON.

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>>604620
She has absolutely no technique but I can literally hear the SOUL from the power and lower tones she emits.

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Why do people think that careless whisper is a love or sex song? It's about a guy who cheats and fucks everything up.

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>>604540
>this was posted by a groomer

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>>604540
>I wish she had a Discord
They're stupid, don't do them.

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>>604540
It is
I fuck all your oshis in it

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Her voice is really good but she needs a bit of practice
Still love you Kwappi

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>>604634
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>>604667
>>604693
>>604713
I like Discords, but I just lurk

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>>604540
In the words of Manager-san
>Discord is fucking stupid and I will never have my own server

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Jesus if she had the breathing skill to bit those low decrescendos, she'd make me cum

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>>604669
she's got some fantastic pipes, if she trained she could go far

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>>604540
>comfy
Every vtuber's dicords are full of dramas, porn, shit memes and spam.

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>>604540
She does, it's called Merchants Guild #weebshit channel.

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>>604744
Understandable. Discord is good for small (You + friends) or large (several thousand people) servers.
Anything in the middle is usually drama and shit

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>>604790
Didnt Koopa have a discord but one guy tried to groom her, she caught on. Then shut the thing down and wont allow one? Or was that a rrat?

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I'm gonna be honest bros, I haven't felt this feeling I'm feeling right now in a long time. You now that lustful taste of spit you get in your mouth when around a women you find extremely attractive? That. The fact that these are real people and not JUST 2D drawings makes my mind more confused then anything. We truly are living in the future, and I'm not sure I like it. Koopa love.

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>>604822
>groom
she's late 20s anon

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>>604790
The last 3 apply to Picky's discord

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>>604822
It was somebody else's discord, that's why it became such a rrat; they didn't do jack shit for her.

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>>604822
That wasn't her Discord, we don't even know if she was actually in it

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momento de hermano

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>>604910
I have no idea what this means and I am scared

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Hm yes quite scuffed my dear

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>>604947
What happens when you bully Pinks too much

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>>604909
She was, but she left when the drama started

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>>604853
women are mentally children, anon.

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>>604790
sounds just like 4chan

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>>604910
Take your pills Troopa

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This song is excellent

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SHIT I MISSED CARELESS WHISPER

how was it

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10/10 song choice

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>>605023
Great. The SAX!

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>>605023
Soulful

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>>604990
Discord is like /b/, but smaller.

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>>605023
Scuffed instrumental, she kept missing notes
Absolute kino

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>>604816
Why are there so many of us here/there?

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Singing along to The Hu with mommy!

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>>604832
Anon, get ahold of yourself. Splash some water on your face. I feel the same about Nina. Help.

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>>605163
god yes!

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Love of my life = Koopa

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>>605166

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pls koopa my anti gosling can only take so much

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Koopa is the love of my life!

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>>605144
Its because she watches Sseth and plays his reviewed games, how many anime girls have you seen stream God Hand?

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Koopa I love you so much. Please marry me

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Damn this one is actually pretty good

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KOOPA LOVE (OF MY LIFE)

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>>605324
L-O-V-E was good too, scuffed lyrics aside

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if she fuckin trained more goddamn would she be a good singer. she has the voice atleast

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>>605280
Did she specify that he was the reason. I thought that was a game she played back in the day, like No More Heroes

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>>605023
Absolutely amazing, I want to kill myself now.

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>>605398
No, she never said that. Neither did that anon

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>>605398
Koopa 100% played God Hand before ss*th, her taste is pure oldschool /v/irgin

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>>605398
I think she had mentioned playing it, bit not all the way through.

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Kwappi mentioned she got a lot of song requests, but where? If mami sings You're Not Here from SH3 I will actually die from terminal gosling.

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this whole stream jesus christ

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>>605481
Mike...

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>>604272
>missed 46 minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING HATE JUST WAKING UP

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>time in a bottle
Holy fucking based.

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>that bow in the background

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>>605582
Kwappi kind of looks like a christmas tree.

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Bros, my heart...

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> Reaching levels of Gosling previously thought impossible
How does she do it bros?

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>>605549
I love my boomer mom.

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>>605639
kek you're right

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>>605654
I'm supposed to be happy, but...

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>zatsudan mid-song

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>>605639
Well I know what I'm requesting in the drawthreads next December

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I want Koopa to insult me...

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b-bros moms mad

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>>605639
khristmas kake...

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4'11.5 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Which colors should be added

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>>605144
Devilish anon, truely devilish

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>>605841
Need a silver Koopa option.

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>>605841
mango sentinel

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How tall is that in european centimeters?

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>>605841
Maybe make Gyaru Koopa a bit more tan?
Also, Red angry or /fit/ kwappers

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>>605841
We only need red for a full super sentai

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>>605905

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Manletchads, rise up. Koopa doesn't discriminate, we're still taller than her! I'm 5'9"

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>>605841
where did these koopakolors come from?

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Koopa is one of those girls that says she'd totally date a short guy but all of her boyfriends have been 6'+...

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>>605926
Just a hair over 150cm anon.

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God damn, she's good at this

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>>605926
150~

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>>605953
Haha! I am 5ft 7in

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Love suicide is hitting different lads

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>>605969
All of Koopa's boyfriends have been 0'0"

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>>605969

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>>605966
Most recent Q&A I think.
I missed it, but managed to catch part of the threads

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>>605969
.all
Just Vergil at 6'5

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>>605981
>>605971
>I can literally rest my chin on top kwapper's head

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>>605926
150.5

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>>605969
> 6'4"
So you're saying I have a chance?

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>Love Suicide
Killing myself for kwappers!

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>>605926
Watch her debut, she's 151.5 cm. And yes, .5 is important.

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>>605969
>He's not even 6'8"
NGMI, pinko.

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>>605969
>all of her boyfriends
anon...

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>>605969
>Boyfriends
He lacks the critical information

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>>605969
>>605953
Sorry lads, 6'8" chad coming through

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>>605969
You mean all of her boyfriends have been 6" ;)

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>>606073
I watched it, must've flown over my head.
Just a little short and it would be eligible for standing paizuri

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>>605639
Now I can't unsee

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Burp

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koopa burping on your balls

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>falling in love with Koopa
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>burp
KOOPA NOOOOOO DON'T ENABLE THE BURPFAGS

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>>605582
>2hu of misfortune
koopa...

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UOOOOOOOOH MOMMY BURP UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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So, who's working on the Burp compilation?

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>>605582
>>605639
there was an attempt
also captcha trees, kek

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>ASMR: Your hot young mom gets drunk, starts singing depressing love songs at you because she's horny, then burps in your face and asks you to carry her back home

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Mother's gaseous emissions...

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>>605947
>>605940
But what is red's theme?
>>605905
And silver's?

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>>606276
kristmas...

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>>606272
Hopefully there's going to be a Koopa Bass burp remix in store for us too.

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>>606192
lmao

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>>606276
kek, cute one anon

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>>606272
Me.

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>>606280
I will use my MGSV knowledge to properly carry her over my shoulders wherever she requests.

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>>606298
>But what is red's theme?
Nerd, give her glasses

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>>606338
doing the lords work

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Mums burps pump up my cock like a bike pump, each burp just makes me harder and harder

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>>606298
> silver
Cynical boomer Koopa

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With every stream I'm falling for kwappi more and more, where does this rabbit hole end?

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>>606276

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SAX....

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Behave yourselves anons.
This is getting very disgusting.

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>>606401
welcome to the club...

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>>606369
>>606298
> Nerd
> Not mecha pilot

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Imagine kuiper burping while giving you a blowjob, I imagine the vibration would be quite pleasing.

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>>606401
This ride never ends anon.

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>>606436
Weird pizza you got there

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Is Koopa's stream just a advertising for all other Vtubers?

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Ahhh Koopa why you got to be promoting the TBAers...

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We weren't getting anywhere this much goosing in the live2d debut guys..

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>>606514
Shimada's not a TBA

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Anyone have a link to her other Karaokes? I only have one of them (Where she sand Devil Trigger and Ram ranch) but can't find the other

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>>606522
It's the deep singing voice.

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>>606499
All other vtubers KNEEL to Koopa. She just is kind enough to return the favor.

>>606514
Shimada's already streamed, though?

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>>606499
She is a mommy after all.

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>>606499
>"She spent 2 minutes of her 2 hour stream plugging her friends REEEEEEEEE"
Try again next time schizo

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BURP

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>>606547
where's that one?

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>>606376
>>606472
Posts like these never fail to make me laugh. You do you, you gross fucks.

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>>606538
>>606552
Saw the "Vtuber @ Live2D soon" and falsely assumed it was another TBA chuuba, my bad.

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>>606547
Post the once you have anon

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COMCAST NOOOOOOOOO

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what timezone is Koopa in?

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>>606514
>TBAS
>Going near Koopa

Yeah, I have a good hunch that won't happen any time soon...

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>>606570
>koopa
>friends

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MAMA BURP

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STREAM JUST DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NOT LIKE THIS....

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>>606514
Tomboy Tiger isnt a TBA numbnuts, shes been streaming with a Vdroid like Koopa was for months, and is about to get her L2D

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COMCAST YOU JEWS

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COMCAST HATE

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>>606593
>>606577
https://mega.nz/file/sUJVWaoL#8H3w1cdnubfhohxNQnGZIk1ST9vw3ka7dbc47vVMGVY
Here's the Mega

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>>606369
That goes against every type. Red is the leader, he should be literally fire. Hot-blooded dumbass with a shining moral compas.

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GIVE KOOPA FIBER OR WE INITIATE MASS RIOTS

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>>606625
>Hes a stupid fucking nigger and hasnt watched the streams
>Didnt see when she said she talks to other vtubers in DMs constantly

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>tfw still have DSL internet
It's slow, but consistently so. 2mbps up all the time, no matter what.
I thought comcast was super fast cable internet, why does it shit the bed so much?

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RATE THE STREAM

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>>606740
american internet

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>that sneeze

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>>606472
That's one way to get yourself urethral embolism

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>>606725
Silly anon, internet friends aren't real friends.
Did you fall for the meme?

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COMCASTS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
ok so how can we give koopa a cable direct to youtube?

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>>606740
sorry, if you aren't paying us $200 a month for fiber you aren't guaranteed shit :^)

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> Stealing MacDonald's wifi from the parking lot to donwload games/anime
Truly a perfect woman

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>>606744
1000/10 another perfect stream with mommy

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>>606716
>Koopa doesn't even get to be the leader of her own sentai squad
Actually I guess that fits, do it

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>>606744
-missed the entire stream
+she burped
+she sneezed
10/10

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>>606793
Exactly, they're better in every way.

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The way koopa got her anime and games is exactly how I have to do it living out in bumfuck Arkansas

We 21st century but have 3rd world internet
Fuck the telecoms

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How do we get Koopa fiber internet?

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>>606740
Corrupt black company basically. They take billions in govt subsidies claming they will upgrade the decrepit internet infrastructure of the US, and instead pay out the investors, pocket the money as bonuses, and only fix things when they 100% break

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>>606740
>comcast
>super fast
Comcast, and other American ISPs, are shell companies for the Prince of Darkness, who is Satan. Every time you pay your internet bill in the U.S., you are sending your money straight to Hell.

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>>606744
>>606837
>>606839
Uh, it's still going....

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>>606835
there's no way another woman exists who's nearly this amazing and relatable... There's no fucking way I'll ever find a woman who's a fraction of being this good...

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>>606744
0.8 / 10

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>>606740
>>606869
They also don't give a fuck about upload speeds either. You'll get your 200/300 down because CONSUME paid streaming media and online services, but actually having business/personal needs for uploading shit? Fuck off pleb.

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>>606837
>>606839
>>606744
It's still going you pinkos

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>burps like a sailor
>sneezes in the cutest way realistically possible

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>>606939
>0.8

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Glad I finally caught a singing stream. Her voice is wonderful.

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>>606896
>>606980
okay nigga and? still a great stream

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>>606980
>>606896
>they don't know about the second comcast attack

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>>606923
This is the thing I hate. Especially since, I don't know about you lads but all the women I've ran into that liked vidya and weebshit didn't want kids, which I want.

At least we can pray for a qt like her right lads?

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>>607034
>CCA: Comcast's Counter Attack

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>>607011
I assume he meant 0.8 mbps

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>>606998
i cant take this

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>>607059
Pray. By all means, pray. But God helps those who help themselves. Go out and find her, anon.

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>>606998
Koopa noised compilation when (Burps,Sneezes,Braps,etc)?

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>>607059
By god I'm praying and looking, I don't even need someone who's completely like Koopa, just one who I can share my interests with who still wants to have a family. Would be cool if she was /here/ too but that's wishing for too much.
>>607156
This, but you need to consider that girls like koopa probably keep to themselves and don't even go out much or live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

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>>607156
>Go out and find her
Women like her don't leave the house

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>>606338
>60FPS Burp compilation
based.

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we're inching closer to her letting out a brap on air...

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>>607066

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>>607238
Find them online and teach them about the outside

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>>607059
i actually had a female friend like her with the same taste but i never thought on GFing her

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>>607059
Take the Paul pill

>To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single, as I am. 1 Corinthians 7:8

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>I can't help falling in love with you
I can't do this

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Her constant callouts to HERE shit is pretty cringe bros

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>didn't understand the gosling bullshit when people spammed it about Amelia
>watch koopa, now I understand all too well
How do I erase my memories?

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>>607374
lobotomy

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>>607372
Most of them are just her reading chat

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>>607340
shes so cute and dorky i love her so much

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Koops!?

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>>607372

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>>607397
Then her chat need to stop treating the chat like a fucking /vt/ thread

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> She's falling in love with me
Later virgins

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>>607372
she's basically the HEREtuber for now, she'll drop that shit as she gets bigger

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That acapella was really good actually

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Oh god no

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>>607478
>laughed at my message
abayo cheri boisu

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>>607156
covid has made it impossible to meet women irl and the only girls that like me on tinder are art hoes or landwhales. the last girl i talked to ended up having an onlyfans and was into ddlg shit. it's bleak out there for the modern man

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>>607156
>>607206
That's the cruel part. Honestly at this point I just want
>one who I can share my interests with who still wants to have a family.
They could like freaking, idk, shopping for all I care as long as that part holds. If I could get them into my interests even better but man all of that's so either/or.

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I love my boomer mum!

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>>607318
honestly all these vtuber jezebels have made me consider picking my bible up again, it's all too much

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>>607495
Whenever it's just her voice, she sounds infinitely better. I hate to say it, but she may be tone-deaf.

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this is too much

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>>607487
>Pander to this shithole until you make it
Its a plan I suppose

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Ahhh I'm singing with her

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>>607556
That's not how it works anon

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>>607529
I just want a chick who's into guns, she doesn't even need to be full /k/ommando like I am...

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i dont have a gosling image for this

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I just can't...

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>>607372
>>607465
>Comes from /hlgg/
>Is an oldfag
>Nearly entire fanbase comes from 4chan

Jeez, how dare she reference memes? I fucking wonder why that is?

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>>607560
Notch made it
Yandev didn't

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>>607560
it seems to be working for her, don't hate the player

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>>607560
I'd normally agree with you and when I first found her I thought it really sus but if a woman is autistic enough to go at length into the family trees in 0verflow games she's probably the real deal

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The accent and weird timing made it too weird, but I still loved it

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>>607556
She does have some issues matching the pitch/tempo when there's an instrumental, but that's mostly practice

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>She's sweaty
imagine...

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>>607560
Why are you watching her?

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I can feel koupa's low notes reverberating in my prostate

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>>607622
Notch and Koopa are actually competent

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I cant take much more

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This better be the last song cause I'm about to get the rope out

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>>607580
Tell me how it works then. I see it like some kind of dissonance between the song and her timing or pitch or something. I don't know the technical terms. Like I know how the song is supposed to go and my brain points out how she's missing here and here and here and here, but when there's no music to compare it to, you just have a very nice singing voice.

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> Isolate
> Zoom in
> Enhance

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>>607762
You'll miss the encore anon

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>>607768
Not being able to hit the notes != tone deaf. You might the be tone deaf one if koopa's singing sounds good to you without music, but bad with music.

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>>607514
>tinder
found your problem

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>>607547
I'm a christfag so I'm all for it JBP and Jonathan Pageau were the ones got me back into. Go more to satisfy the diety-shaped void in your soul. If you want to find a gril it's just as dire in the Church as here, and they definitely aren't anything like Koopa lol

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>>607762
I don't know what to tell you, anon.

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>>607514
>the only girls that on tinder are art hoes or landwhales
fixed

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>>607799
It's becoming unbearable

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I WILL PROTECT THIS SMILE!

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>>607804
I'm taking that back then. Like I said, I don't know how to explain this.

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>>607762
No. Don't. Stop.

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>>607804
I Think the issue is she isn't matching the pitch of the instrumental/what we expect from the instrumental, so it sounds good on her own, but kinda weird with the music

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>>607465
If you weren't so fucking new you'd know her chat was an /hlgg/ extension from the beginning that developed into a /wvt/ extension. Direct containment breaching is out of line but hints and common terminology have always been a thing.

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GOD NO

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>>607897
Better get that rope ready anon

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>>608032
kuiper threads are a treasire trove of gosling edits

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>>607836
>spoiler
That's a shame to hear, though you should know there is at least one girl who you might be interested in who goes to church...

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>>608024
That's great, it's still pretty fucking cringe though.

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>>607560
>>607622
>>607700
Also worked for KS and Valhalla. But the important part is that the product/content has to actually be functional and complete.

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IT'S CONFIRMED
0083 CHADS WIN AGAAAAAAAAIN ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkSCUDiIFs0

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> Akoopella
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsling

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>>608168
kek

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OH NO

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is anyone archiving this?

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COMCAST YAMERO

[Anonymous No.]

COMCAAAAAST

[Anonymous No.]

Comcast I fucking SWEAR

[Anonymous No.]

COMCAST HATE

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to fire bomb comcast

[Anonymous No.]

DOMP EET

[Anonymous No.]

So when are we raiding comcast hq?

[Anonymous No.]

COMCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>608316
Already on my way

[Anonymous No.]

JEWCAST STOP THROTTLING HER! ILL KILL 30 PEOPLE!

[Anonymous No.]

https://support.xfinity.com/svp-contact-form

[Anonymous No.]

>>608316
we need to to turn some comcast employees into troopas, that's the best strategy
Give her privileged VoIP lines

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD THE WORKS OF THE TELEJEW

[Anonymous No.]

>Naga-
>Please-
> I'm not gonna die on y-
> I'm n-
> O-

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>>608382
Pain kame....

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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i swear to god if comcast tries to take this woman away from me one more time, im going to firebomb and rain hell on their hq

[Anonymous No.]

It feels like I'm in the year 2100, I've fallen in love with a bugged AI and now her powersupply is slowly running out...

[Anonymous No.]

R- rate the stream...

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[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe it's over bros...

[Anonymous No.]

DO YOUR PART

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>>608382

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>>608449
why did you say this

[Anonymous No.]

COMCAST HATE
>COMCAST HATE
COMCAST HATE
>COMCAST HATE
COMCAST HATE
>COMCAST HATE

[Anonymous No.]

It's maybe back?

[Anonymous No.]

She back

[Anonymous No.]

Kwappi Karaoke: Second Gig:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je9eIhP3SCg

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>>608479
IT'S BACK!
COME BACK LADS
WE'RE STILL HOLDING
DIAMOND HANDS BROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>608449
I don't want to think of the day she stops coming online anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

New stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je9eIhP3SCg

[Anonymous No.]

>>608479
im going to fucking end comcast/10

[Anonymous No.]

every time i see a stuter on koopa's stream

[Anonymous No.]

HOLD THE LINE LADS

[Anonymous No.]

>>608449
Hi, LintKid.

[Anonymous No.]

Lintkid, you little shit Did you just fucking steal my line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608635
HOLD

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>>608551
>Live Stream Offline

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[Anonymous No.]

where were u wen Koopa die

i was in shell cleaning gun when phone ring

"Koopa is kil"

"no"

[Anonymous No.]

Pain-nya

[Anonymous No.]

First archive:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6c434ba801921823109a253ef7c3fb9382298832&dn=%e3%80%90KARAOKE%e3%80%912k%20celebration%20and%20Valentine%27s%20themed%20karaoke!%20Let%27s%20have%20fun!%e3%80%90English%20Vtuber%e3%80%91.mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce

[Anonymous No.]

Whelp. She's ded. Time to raid Comcast HQ.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it dead now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608770
It's dead, Kwappi is kill.

[Anonymous No.]

Thats it im actually going to end comcast
watch your stocks the next couple of weeks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna commit a mass shooting in Comcast HQ tomorrow.
For Kwapi.

[Anonymous No.]

Mom is too poor from supporting us to buy better internet. Some of you must die

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Comcast tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608770
Yes, F.

[Anonymous No.]

COMCAST HATE

[Anonymous No.]

The real truth is that koopa just can't bear to say goodbye to us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>608835
FBI here. I think I'll find CP on comcast CEO's computer tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM FOR REAL THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
she read 2 of my chats
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>608862
based glowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
Timewarp/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
feels like home / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
I got noticed/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
0.22/588

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
heartwarming/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
Terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
koopa love/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
connection
COMCAST ARE A BUNCH OF NIGGERS/10
stream:
i love how much she has improved and how motivated she seems to be/10

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>>608955
That has to be edited right?

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>>608914
burping/10

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https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1361154026490986496
>Throttling someone after they upgrade
This is actual anti-consumer practice. Someone needs to do something. And I don't mean terrorism jokes, I mean take it to the Federal Trade Commission or something.

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>>608955
The upload is infinitely worse than my third-world connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608914
10/10 could've been better

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>>608914
GOOSE/10

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>>608914
i want to bridal carry drunk mommy home while she wriggles around in my arms burping in my face before we get home and i place her on her bed wherin she pulls me close and gives me a burp-kiss and then forces me into her armpit to smell her musty drunk singing sweat wherein i ejaculate so hard i pass out/10

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>>608932
she read 3 of my chats, she loves me more!

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>>608449
Its Tay AI all over again....

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>>608914
The Live2D is sultry, but I miss kwappi's old goofy expressions, especially that hotdog smile

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>>609027
can you burgers fill me in on wtf is wrong with your internet? ive never seen shit this bad before

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>>608914
I made this for mommy, do you think she'll like it?

https://vocaroo.com/195hek2gfOE8

[Anonymous No.]

right when she wants to do an akoopella...

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>>608449
Koopa is a government project created by the government in hopes of controlling the anonymous hacker Fourchan.

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>>608914
Beautiful, until Comcast fucked it up at the very end

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>>608914
Best balentines gay I've ever had. Hats off, Koops, you've really warmed my poor old heart. Too bad about that ending, fucking comcast.

[Anonymous No.]

@koopa don't forget to remove the 2nd/3rd stream vods

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>>609164
She will love it

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>>609027
>Someone needs to do something.
The Internet:

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>>609164
beautiful

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>>609158
>>609027
Asking too, I live in a third-world shithole and our only problem is the internet speed which you can get by paying more, we almost never have miniblackouts like that one.

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>>609164
this is fucking amazing dude, she's gunna love it for sure

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>>609158
Lack of regulations and trying to take legal action is too expensive, they can throw more money at it than a consumer can so there's nothing that can be done.

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>>608914
She liked my posts, 10/10 except for comcast's shitty internet

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>>609164
not even one second in and you're already spilling your spaghetti
sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>609164
BASADO

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>>609164
Wish I could play an instrument. Big ups, Troopa, it's really sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609164
dude your voice is great !!
i think she will like it indeed

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>>609251
yeah but even google tried to start an isp and to my knowledge they even they weren't able to despite having literally infinite money. do your isp's have a fucking private military that they use to kill off their competitors or something?

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>>608914
Missed 40 minutes, enjoyed the rest/10

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>>609164
Was a expecting sperg out like that one deadbrap when you started with "I love you mommy, I love you so much" but the song is great. Jelly of your musical talent, anon.

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>>608955
kwp...

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>>608914
Nobody's Perfect/10

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>>609263
Just picked up the acoustic guitar two days ago, and I can already do e minor and asus2 reliably. I know next to nothing about guitars. If I can start, so can you

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>>609027
could it also be her modem and/or router? I remember having this issue long ago, and the way I fixed it was by upgrading the modem.

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>>609164
she might be listening to this right now
she might be loving this with all her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>609314
I was thinking of starting to learn guitar, seems like the lowest bar to enter. Thank you for encouraging, now I definitely will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609263
I learned ukulele because it only had four strings and it cost $20 on sale. It's a cute little instrument made for everyone, even if it's mostly played by quirky indie girls

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>>608955
jesus christ

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>>609164
I KNEEL
Koopa will love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>609369
hello kwappi!

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>>609308
Here you go

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>>609369
mommy is that you?

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>>609164
based but also concerning

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>>609369
can you give an official comment on what theme red and silver are supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

when does koopa get starlink?

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>>609369
Don't be sad about the internet problems, be happy that it happened. Great stream happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609565
when does starlink start existing?

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>>609479
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>609587
It already does

[Anonymous No.]

>>609587
its already operational anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>609459
>>609487
>>609562
>>609575
I'm not actually kwapper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>609630
Shh, don't ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

Thirsty anons got bamboozled yet again. Remember guys there are no girls on the internet.

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>>609706
>filename
lol

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>>609630
You're so modest kewpie. That's why you're the best mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>609630
Thats what Koopa would say

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>>609251
This is why I'm saying it needs to go to the FTC or somewhere else in the US government, it's beyond the scope of individual legal action and it's an actual endemic of bad business practice in the US.

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>>609890
Ever hear of regulatory capture, friend?

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>>609263
A decent uke would legit cost you $50 bucks and you'd be able to learn how to play it within a few days. It's a very very easy instrument.

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>tfw I have a gypsy guitar and a 'lectric guitar but I haven't ever touched either.
part of it's because I have intense classes but I know I just need to carve out some time to sit down and start learning

I used to play piano but that was years ago and I want to get back into music making

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>>610015
>>609393
I looked up guitar prices and yeah, I'm switching to ukuklele, lol. Especially since I'm just starting. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609630
let's just pretend...

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>>608914
She called me a good boy/10

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>>609558
I recorded a new song telling you I was fine but then my computer ate it. I'm okay dude, just having a bit of fun with some love songs on Valentine's.

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Mega archive for anyone interested, my upload speeds fucking awful today so I don't know if this will help anyone. Kinda fitting https://mega.nz/file/kFoDmYgI#HuO6mjgfSYCWpUL8Ek5cKH4EVz0QP3fisggvdAMsDzA

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>>610255
You don't have the bust size to play koopa pretend

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>>610367
just need foam dodgeballs and a bra

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>>606401
>catch myself daydreaming about married life with koopa
>this has never happened before with any persona living or fictional
oooohhhh no no no no no no

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>>610115
If you're just starting out, a few things:

1. Soprano ukuleles are those really small, Tiny-Tim esque ukuleles. Concert ones are a bit bigger and people find them a bit more comfortable. Avoid tenor and bass for now.
2. Aim to get a Kala if you can spare the money. They're a great brand for beginner/intermediate level ukuleles. If you've got a tight budget, you can go as low as you want for one. You don't need the "ukulele pack" that is frequently advertised, since it's just a tuner, some spare strings, and a bag.

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>>609293
What they have is a stranglehold on all the infrastructure in place. You'd think the solution is then to just set up your own infrastructure, but due to ISPs lobbying the government there are regulations in place that are prohibitively expensive which makes such development impossible..

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>>610605
Internet companies are also subsidized by the government to build their infrastructure

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>>610575

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>>610754
Its am absolutely retarded cycle. On one hand, current ISPs suck. But they stamp out competition, so naturally you turn to the government to bust them with anti-monopoly regs, right? Except on top of the standard governmental incompetency, those are the same fucks that GAVE the ISPs so much power in the first place.

I really don't know if there's a way to actuualy get shit changed.

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>>610877
I've lost all hope, barring some guy going all Tracer Tong and wiping out the entire network but by that point we'd have much larger problems than comcast.

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>>610877
I mean, at the same time, I don't think it's really an evil corporate conspiracy. The reason why the US has a proportionally high internet/cell cost is because we're so much more spread out than the rest of the world. Most of our population centers don't have any issues with connectivity. I'm on gigabit download/500Mb/s upload and have never noticed any variability in it (other than occasional outages). I'm also on comcast, and paying less than kooper. I think the largest problem is there's no baseline for more rural areas. The government subsidizes companies like comcast to provide internet to these kinds of communities, because otherwise it wouldn't be financially viable to do so, I think the main issue is that that subsidization isn't being reflected in either a higher quality, or lower cost of service.

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>>611065
>I think the largest problem is there's no baseline for more rural areas.
This is definitely a part

You wouldn't believe how many areas their only choices are satellite or dial-up. And of course there's DSL. That's what I have. Sometimes I feel like I'm back in 1999, waiting several minutes for a single picture to display. Those moments are frequent.

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>>611065
>I think the main issue is that that subsidization isn't being reflected in either a higher quality, or lower cost of service.
Anon this is the same country that is in a perpetual state of "war" because government military contracts are the livelihood for a decent chunk of the population. There is a STUPID amount of money that is being pocketed and diverted somewhere where normal people can't see.

But at the same time, if America doesn't continue being the global policeman, fucking China will. And I don't think anyone who's not directly benefiting (even if only on the surface) from that sort of relationship wants it for the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>nyaru is friends with abigail
is abi part of the koopers extended universe now

[Anonymous No.]

>>611519
It's amazing how connected all these chuubas are

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>>611359
Call me crazy but I'm not exactly sure that there's a very big connection between comcast and the military industrial complex. Outside of cities/suburbs Canada has pretty similar problems with the internet, however for most of their subsidized networks the government builds the infrastructure and leases to companies, who then manage access, in contrast the the US where the companies themselves are paid to build/maintain infrastructure, in addition to managing access. Let me be clear, I'm not defending comcast, they frequently promote speed "maximums" that aren't sustainable at points of peak usage, and a lot of their infrastructure is incredibly outdated, which is probably a primary factor in kloompa's reliability issues, I'm just saying these problems are due largely to mismanagement/incompetency, rather than the malice of having this crazy board of fat billionaires sitting around a table smoking cigars. Mis-attributing the causes of these issues will probably lead to them never getting solved.

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>>611972
>mismanagement/incompetency
Honestly? You're probably right on that front, but that's the single biggest hurdle there is when you want to solve most problems: you encounter bureaucracy and grind to a halt.

>Mis-attributing the causes of these issues will probably lead to them never getting solved.
It's not like they're being solved right now, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608760
Ok, who's the pinoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>612170
Don't mistreat that dude he and the german bro were the first two people I saw trying to download

[Anonymous No.]

>>612229
He's safe, for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>612086
Most of these things are going to be solved over time, and arguably, that's what is happening. As an example, from today's stream it sounds like krompo's internet used to be so bad to the point she'd go leech off public networks in order to download things, and it sounds like it's improved since then. This isn't something to be "solved" it's something to be improved, and drawing focus to the specific issues/failings is how they can be improved. This has probably gotten way too off topic, so I'll just end with this. The real institutional problem isn't comcast, it's that I don't have any cute short koopa mommy gf to carry around on my shoulders

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>>612456
Honestly? These off-topic derails are what I come to here and hlgg for. Back and forths with anons without bait-
>I don't have any cute short koopa mommy gf to carry around on my shoulders
>He doesn't want to be carried around by an amazonian Koopa
Weak.

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>>612524
You clearly don't understand the appeal of koopa. She is a mommy/sis/childhoodfriend/tomboy/daughterfu for the ages and can seamlessly morph into any role. Don't fetishize her, she can do that just fine all on her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>612593
Yeah but if you don't direct her menhara at all you get the fucking Bara conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>612712
Are you saying you don't want a bara mommy gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>612734
No I'm saying I'm scared she's gonna groom me into a bara Troopa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>612765
>he doesn't want to be groomed into being a 10ft tall shredded bara only to be soft-dommed by a tiny koopa

[Anonymous No.]

>>612864
But anon, I'm barely taller than shadowmanlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>612893
are you implying your height has anything to do with your height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>612864
God I wish that was me so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>612924

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>>612970
Don't worry anon, if koopa won't dom you, I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>612524
The off-topic derails are fun at times. It really shows you how far vtubers have reached around the website

[Anonymous No.]

>>613380
I think the last notable person I saw in hlgg was that covid clownbro. But since we moved baords there's that one glowie tenzoku, and that air traffic controller kenzoku, and a Bishop deadbeat. Hell, fucking Xbox (I think) shouted out Ina's Hollow Knight and that one BAMCO rep gushed over Gura doing taiko god I can't wait for project Diva. .

Holos are, for better or worse, going mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>613637
Gen 4 blew up Hololive, but Gen EN really made them go mainstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>613637
>a Bishop deadbeat
Proofs?