/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry this woman

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>>60304399
BUY
AN
AD

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>>60304399
Seriously, buy an ad, it's like 20$ and you get to shit all over the shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

Her special friend Jamal will likely be very happy for you guys!

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>>60304450
I'm curious the kinds of people who spam this, you know that actual anons all use adblock right? So why are you telling him to do something as useless as buying ads, you wouldn't happen to be one of those redditors who gets spammed with ads on youtube all the time would you? If so, you need to stop fucking posting and fuck off where you came from, newfaggot.

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>>60306008
This is the first time I have posted that phrase, I just wanted to see how it felt

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>>60306008
buy an ad

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>>60304399
I wish she'd make NTR ASMR, I would buy it.

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>>60306008
It's /veetee/'s latest popular catchphrase don't worry about it

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>>60304399
she'll cheat on you.

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>>60304399
poor beerpals always getting cucked

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>>60304399
I thought this Matsuri for a second

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>>60304399
Isn't she Korean? Why would you want that

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>>60305861
>>60310212
it's honestly heartbreaking how much western men can't stop thinking about BBC. Get help

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>60315004
i like my menhera femcel gf

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Please stop making catalog threads of my gf, it's always full of antis and people who don't know the first thing about her.

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>>60304399
isn't she super fat?

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>>60317454
Even better

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>>60306008
This is r/hololive so any non holo chuubas are off topic here

[Anonymous No.]

She has nice porn for an indie her size.

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>>60304399
Go ahead and do it

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>>60306008
In case (You) somehow are actually this autistic: it's essentially shorthand for "kys for shilling, at least pay money to the site if you're going to be like this". Whether anyone would actually see the ad is beside the point.

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>>60317454
go on...

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>>60317281
>antis no anti-ing!

[Anonymous No.]

Overated as fuck chuuba for cucks
>gfe but
>interact almost more with males than females vtubers
>sings with males
>collab with males
>off collab with males
>zero fucking entertaining talent
A whore that can't pick a lane and stick to it while the cuck fanbase clap a watch the bulls running trains on her from the comfyness of their cuck chairs so she gets away with everything that would force someone with a less cucked fanbase into graduation.

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>>60325535
>stop talking about vtubers on the vtubers board
And then /vt/ will turns into a cesspoll where only generals are a viable way to use the board...oh wait.

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>>60327418
Generals are the worst thing on every board.

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>>60327290
>watch the bulls running trains on her
like on stream? do you have any proof?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh great, SEA is waking up

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>>60327525
what do you think anon?

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>>60327509
You literally can't use /vt/ without generals.

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>>60327509
t. chronic catalog shitposter

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>>60327584
>tomo and seigi are just friends, they are gay too (i think) ogey!
>please ignore that she off collabed alone in their house!
Cuck

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>>60327723
I'm glad you admitted that you're an idiot.

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>>60327868
>please shit talk every chuuba i don't like with me
>stop actually having discussions in your generals
>come here

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>>60327509
>t.dramanigger

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>>60327868
I'm glad this thread will contain you for multiple hours, pathetic SEAposter.

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>>60327964
That's cool but you literally called yourself a shitposter dumbass.

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>>60328052

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>>60328028
That's cute but generals still aren't 4chan. This isn't a chatroom.

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>>60328131
Where do you think you are?

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>>60328131
>generals still aren't 4chan
of course its a btard

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>>60306008
Anon, at least half of this board are phoneposters.

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>he made another thread

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>>60328171
An anonymous imageboard, not a chatroom. There's a reason it was kicked off /v/ and everyone is annoyed with it at /a/ and /jp/.

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>>60328052
I am only checking if our OP friend over here got new material.
Last thread got even 404 because how shit it ended and the constant bait spam, curiously enough it was 3 days ago too

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>>60328286
Ok and? Generals are the only viable meta on /vt/ non shit usage.
Maybe people like you shouldn't have made the board this bad

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>>60328550

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>>60328646
>Generals are
garbage because they are separated from the board as a whole. The existence of the catalog completely changed how users interacted with the site.

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>>60328712
Please forgive him, we know he is a drunktard faggot on meds from brazil too so he can't even help it himself

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>>60328755
You know Hololive Global is a general too and i am sure you are not complaining about it i bet

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>>60328841
>You know [shit]
Yeah.

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>>60328916
why are you quoting yourself?

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>>60328951
Retard.

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>>60329011
why are you upset?

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>>60328755
>they are separated from the board as a whole
Good, they’re better off being separated from the cancerous growth that is the catalog. Generals are the only place to actually enjoy vtubers here rather than seethe about whatever the latest drama is.

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>>60328916
Again, you can't talk about any vtuber on this board outside general format unless you want the thread to be nothing but dramafaggots manufacturing drama out of their asses and spreading headcanon missinformation.
Often enough the catalog shit gets out of here and become harassment, it's not fun, it's cringe.
So the more generals the fucking better

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>>60329011
what are you whining about this time

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>>60329117
>>60329249
You can enjoy something while ignoring mentally ill shitposters.

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>>60329387
Yes, in my generals

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>>60329387
This what people are doing who stick to generals

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>>60329387
in this thread? lol
just make your own thread where shitposts get deleted instead of thriving like locusts.

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>>60329435
>>60329419
And that's the problem with modern 4chan.

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>>60329487
just go back to /b, easy

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>>60329487
Grow up kiddo

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>>60329547
I did, that's why I hate people turning this place into their personal chatrooms.

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>>60315004
Question: what gave Korean chuubas the menhera SJW reputation (outside of their country as a whole)? Kronii is the obvious one, but who else ruined Korean vtubing?
It feels like there's a decent number of decent Koreans (at least compared to say Flips...Millie, EIEN's Kiki, etc). Miori is great, same with Haewon, Idol has a few like Momo and Juna, and then there are the full on lewd AVchuubas or ASMR with hentai models like parkdona etc. Sure, we probably don't like them as much as true JPs or honorary JPs, but shouldn't they be the next best option? (considering our other options are basic white girls, CN, and SEA...)

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>>60317454
I hope so.

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>>60327760
I don't watch her but I'm surprised you do.

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>>60325562
>>60317513
Architectbros...genuine question: how/why do you love fatness? Aren't there plenty of 3d landwhales in the West to choose from? Why would you join a weeb hobby based in East Asian countries where fatness is utterly despised and retconned out of existence (or does that make it more appealing somehow due to rarity?)
How can you love a fat Korean alcoholic menhera with soon-to-be fatty liver disease? She's probably not even actually fat by obese Burger standards (compare her fingers to actual landwhales like Mori or Idol's Poko for reference >>60325946 ), just by Kpop anorexia standards. Would you still love her even then? That said, why would you possibly want an unhealthy lardball compared to a cute sticc you can pick up and manhandle like an onahole? I know vtuber fans don't exactly get much choice and have to deal with butterfaces and slampigs IRL, but why can't we at least dream in the realm of 2d?
Also, I saw prior architects complaining that Miori and the like still have super thin/model proportions for their avatars rather than embracing obesity in 2D. Does this detract from your enjoyment, or is it some form of gap moe between their attractive external appearance and inner fatness?

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>>60331862
girl eating hot

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>>60331903
Is feederism really that popular of a fetish? And how did that get into the vtuber fanbase...yknow, the one that DOESN'T feature IRL physiques due to the anonymity of an avatar? Why not stick to 3d if there aren't actual fat model vtubers? Alternatively, there do seem to be skinny competitive eater girls who can put away a ton of food without being obese, so maybe it's not just about the "eating" portion? I guess this medium allows unattractive landwhales to hide behind an avatar, but generally that doesn't last long and most people still follow the normal/attractive girls, although you do have outliers like Porka and some of the other JP hags.

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>>60329750
>but who else ruined Korean vtubing?
The two Nijisanji KR ones were pretty big. one basically permanently suck the branches reputation in the Korean vtuber community and the second killed off the branch as a whole and led to mass graduations.
- Moarin of Nijisanji KR was doxxed by someone who recognized her and it turns out she was a literal bully who made headlines for almost beating another high school girl to death and was a sperg known for drama and freakouts in the Korean Vocaloid community
- Also Niji KR, Ara Chae crashed her branch with no survivors. There was an expose about her shit talking basically everyone behind their backs including people she was publicly friends with and was working with one of the branches managers to sabotage branch mates she didn't likes projects
There's been a lot of other drama but I haven't paid attention to DCInside for awhile. Occasionally some get talked about in the V&U/KR thread, I remember an anon mentioning someone who was popular and did GFE/unicorn bait getting outed as living with her boyfriend.

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ignore the post above me, this is now an architect thread

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>>60332523
Got it, Nijisisters ruined everything. Thanks for the context anon.
I guess there's a reason NijiKR is so dead that no one even cares/has heard of them anymore. I always found it a bit strange how dead/disconnected the KR scene is given usually they are considered the "good" East Asian culture closest to JP in most other contexts. Feels like they are put in a containment box similar to how CN basically has it's own containment internet system which they (mostly) stick to, sisters aside.
Considering how big KR are in the coomer gacha/pornhwa industry, you'd think they would do well, and I suppose there are a few rough gems where they can still be decent.

I find it interesting that somehow that KR corpo drama managed to filter into KR girls in EN corpos. I guess Holoboard means that Kronii/Ina/Sana are enough to convince everyone that they are no-gos in general. Quite a shame, since the "KR=menhera" mentality would be great in offering EN more high quality menhera/yandere GFE, or at least just pure menhera energy. Miori is still my favorite, but Idol's Momo and Haewon have been growing on me, and that causes me to see a LOT of posts from everyone wondering "how could I possibly love/oshi a Korean". Definitely gets me thinking about how strange it is (compared to say, Chink, Flip, SEA hate etc, which we all understand).

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>>60332636
It's hard enough to oshi a menhera Korean...but a chubster fatso too? Isn't that going too far? At least the extra pounds are from drinking I guess.
How can you love a Amerilard landwhale anon? Why not go harpooning IRL instead?

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>>60304399

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>>60332858
not an architect but from what I understand the appeal is literally building your ideal woman and the intimacy of being close to your creation, hugging and cuddling and feeling her luscious folds, knowing and enjoying the weight that you influenced her to gain and being/growing closer to your partner.

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>>60332906
See >>60316910. She's a menhera femcel gf, so her NTRing (you) is part of the experience (if the rrats are to be believed...realistically she's more likely to end up with the NYC lawyer guy her parents once set her up with than BBC, but we can all imagine~).
How else can you enjoy the bipolar roller coaster of emotions from love to hate to love again? It's why her cuck simulator playthroughs and cover of the NTR Song only make her even more authentic as the batshit crazy menhera girl who will ruin your life. The proper way to enjoy Miori is to realize that you would NEVER want to actually date/marry a girl like this, so she gives a close-enough vicarious experience through her GFE to only get the good side of drunk GFE ASMR without the financial/social/emotional toll that it would have IRL. Anyone would be sick of her shit within days if you had to actually live with her, and we can be thankful/happy for her that some sucker will actually take her in.

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>>60327509
This is what I like about /pol/

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>>60332961
Interesting perspective, and I wonder if the same would apply in reverse (if architect is to corruption, dragging her to /fit/ is to purification?). Just kidding, everyone knows that helping a chubster hit the gym only means she will ditch you for her gym trainer. Time to play Miori's NTR song?
Under that paradigm, is feederism an offshoot of mate guarding? Definitely seen 3d posts about how women will either pull the pin on the fat grenade once they have marriage security, or others who will try to keep their guy fat/lazy so they won't ever be able to cheat on/leave them. Alternatively, maybe it has something to do with the corruption fetish of defiling something beautiful because it's that much hotter?

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>>60333172
sir this is a feederism thread.

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>>60304399
mega whore

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>>60333172
Make sure to kill yourself shortly after bumping this thread to 311 posts

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>>60333209
>>60333275
Sorry, I thought it was the kimchi alcoholic menhera yandere GFE NTR BBC thread, my mistake.
Would you care to explain feederism to the audience, Mr. Brosnan?

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>>60333293
Didn't that already happen? Keep up and or learn to read

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>>60332797
Isegye do fine, they're way more popular than VShojo on twitch. But nobody talks about them here, so it would seem disconnected.

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>>60333328
I saw >>60332961, but that poster said he's not an architect, so maybe someone who is should weigh in? As a master architect, can you confirm whether that's the correct answer, or if your decades of whaling experience might offer any additional insights?

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>>60333143
Why? They still have a fucking Trump general and the nigger isn't even the president anymore.

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>>60333379
return to /h/ for 500 years before you engage in literally any other fetish

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>>60333645
/d/ /ringo/ and /meat/ regular reporting in. Even I still can't understand architects. Even midgets and scat make more sense than landwhales.

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>>60333717
>/meat/
gurofag filtered by fat, never enter both threads ever again

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>>60333717
/meat/ doesn't exist anymore, anon. They're /freak/ now. You wouldn't lie to me would you?

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>>60333875
>>60333914
Shiori-n~ incoming with some reviews of top tier immortal vampire lesbian dissection porn: imagine a living flesh onahole with disembodied clit connected via a spine and nerves. Or guillotines, where the rope is tied to a dildo up her yuri lover's ass. Still more fappable than landwhales since at least they're hot.
https://youtu.be/XdBu4isTdlI?si=FzziGWzDrxhIfUhd

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>>60334001
Why did you lie to me?

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Please stop talking in this thread, Miori will see it and get sad

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>>60333717
How are any of these fetishes hot at all.

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>>60334261
Will she have another menhera breakdown on stream (or at least on her slime twitter)?
I love Mio, but I love her menhera energy more. I don't want her to hurt, but it makes for such top tier content when she's completely broken.

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>>60334001
Oh. Is this the yuri vampire book those nerds are reviewing right now?

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>>60334296
Falseflagger larping as any and all other vtuber fan groups in order to cuckpost. Heinous, heathenish behaviour.

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>>60304399
Anon…

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>>60334001
stop PL posting

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>>60334296
Anything can be at least remotely intruiging as long as the girl is hot. However, if she's a fat landwhale, it even loses that appeal.
That said, there was discussion about Sadistic Blood, Maggot Baits, and Gore Screaming Show in yesterday's /jidf/, so there's clearly overlap with /here/ and /d/ to some extent. All started with all the /ringo/ posters tapping into their time being exiled to /d/, where they picked up brap and scatposters. Once you've gone down that rabbit hole, you soon end up with far more horrifying fetishes. It all starts with light BDSM and non-con, then it escalates to erotic torture (no actual damage though), and before you know it, you've reached the land of guro, insects/tentacle monster snuff, and associated bodily functions. Basically use Sydsnap's review list as a 101 intro to degeneracy.

>>60334359
>>60334483
Yes, considering how much HoloEN likes Twilight, it's only a matter of time until the rest of EN is corrupted to her depraved fetishes. I still remember that one brave novelite who drew and posted Shiori insect porn in her general during her day 1 insect stream. I'm still holding out hope that she can unleash her true menhera potential and become a true NTR GFE legend like my wife Miori.

[Anonymous No.]

Being an architect is all about love. It is all about designing and making a perfect embodiment of fertility and sensuality. It is slowly but lovingly transforming the body of your woman into one perfect for sex, impregnation and then childbirth.

Unhealthy out of proportion landwhales are not an architect's dream, those are only for harpooning aficionados.

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>>60334521
Look at this guy, he doesn't want a sticc cunny with a disproportionally distended pregnant belly that will surely not survive childbirth. What a freak.
For all the pregnancy fetishists we have here, you all need to work harder to prevent the demographic collapse. Why haven't you channeled the Spirit of Abe into impregnating all those JP hags yet?

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>>60334590
I'm ugly, no hags for me.

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>>60334643
If you're already in architect territory, why not just bite the bullet and go whaling for an equally ugly blob instead? Just kidding, we know even the whales have unrealistically high standards and there are still enough non-architects who are still willing to one-off a slampig.

Still, why vtubing where everyone has a slender model and you can't even see her physique? Is there a fat girl voice you can identify and be attracted to, or do you want to corrupt a slim girl into becoming chubby? Can you identify her fatness (or lack thereof) by her fingers alone? Poko was an easy case, but does Miori have fat girl fingers? Looks pretty normal to me.

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>>60334301
as a menhera-liking ryona enjoyer I... understand

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>>60334507
I don't know why but someone drawing the line at fat but okay with stuff like guro/scat is so funny to me.

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>>60334261
It's not even about mio anymore.
Nathan slacked today

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>>60334816
It's pretty funny.

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>>60333717
You're an embarrassment.

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>>60334999

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>>60334816
I used to be a hardcore defender of sticc-only, loli or tallflats both welcome, but have slowly opened up to some slightly thicker JAV girls. However, 2d remains firmly in the scope of thin model proportions, and I can't fathom how anyone could like a landwhale.
I wouldn't even say guro or scat are my thing: it's more that I've slowly learned to understand how people enjoy it while becoming desensitized while searching through tangential /d/ genres. However, one landwhale/fat transformation, and I'm done.
Of course there's a lot of cognitive dissonance with Miori: is she ACTUALLY landwhale tier, or just chubby by anorexic KR standards. Prior posts have suggested she was once the former in HS, but hands seem to suggest she's slimmed down since then?

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>>60334590
Sorry anon it's a difference in tastes, it is not only about the end result, it is about the whole process.
As for hags, I'm doing what I can. But in this economy and current social standards, building a successful relationship is a challenge of titanic proportions.

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>>60335056
she seems on the thinner side but she could be bigger

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>>60335058
It's ok anon, it was just a joke.
Every first world society has collectively given up on marriage/childbirth simultaneously, so maybe we should treat that as a sign that reproduction is overrated. We're here to enjoy GFE to cope for a lack of IRL relationships that are firmly out of reach (and undesirable even when attainable). 2d will never betray you (sadly vtubers are still 2.5d with a human who can betray you), so we just need better AI to pilot convincing personalized vtuber models, and we're golden. Monthly subscription to your AI waifu companion will be the only big-tech fueled application you need.
Maybe it's the rat utopia, maybe we're all nihilistic doomers, maybe we should just let China clone soldiers using artifical wombs and turn us into Brave New World. Regardless of the outcome, all I can say is that I expect childbirth/pregnancy to be recategorized out of /h/ and into a hardcore /d/ tier fetish in the future.

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>>60335058
Hags don't even have any eggs left. Is this the return of /noeggs/?

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>>60329750
Miori and Haewon have their own menhera and horny reputation as well
Liora is also a horny menhera
The only well adjusted Korean vtuber I know is Tonya but she is still young and might be a ticking time bomb as well

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>>60335341
Menhera and horny...name a better combination. Sounds like perfection to me. Slight downside is Korean just doesn't quite sound as nice as JP to the weeb-attuned subbed-anime watcher, but I'm willing to overlook that for the menhera yandere GFE. Recently found V&U and slowly looking into their talents, but haven't found anyone quite on Miori/Haewon's level yet.

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>>60335180
There's nothing wrong with doom posting anon, it's a mirror of how bad we are doing as a species. Many if not all current issues can be traced or are tied to the fact that there's too many of us.
As for the wonders of technology, we can only hope to live long enough to witness and attain the perfect AI, a pure crystalized soul holding all our hopes and dreams, bringing solace and shelter to our tired minds.

>>60335212
There is no such thing as imposible anon! I have witnessed the miracles and wonders of technology, it is not too late to save egg-less hags!

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>>60335563
Well said anon. Vtubers are the proof of concept that we don't need an actual 3d female model to enjoy the appeal of waifuism. Maybe normies will get their own 3d-rendered equivalent based on their favorite onlyfans/insta model, but we're all too happy to enjoy our 2d anime inspired oshi. Now that this paradigm is in place, all we need to do is remove the need for an actual person to operate that model and replace it with a sophisticated AI voice chatbot. She will be perfectly customized to your tastes, will be on to stream whenever/whatever you want on command and offer all the GFE you can ask for (with the premium subscription ofc). Definitely a sign of the doomer times we are entering, but at least we can enjoy the bread and circuses while the world burns around us.

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>>60335563
I know this is a landmine question, but do people actually like hags? It reminds me of the architect question in a vocal minority that actually likes unattractive features? A lot of overlap with fat/tummy bulge, sag, hairy, sweaty, etc.
Considering the East Asian ideal is <25 (i.e. Christmas Cake), can you really like a woman who is far beyond her expiration? I might pick up an actual bakery cake on 50% off when it's nearing expiry, but is that the rationale for a 3d hag as well? Same as choosing a menhera since she's so broken a 9/10 suddenly goes on discount and becomes attainable to a 6/10 since no one sane would want her anymore? Is it yellow fever with JP hags aging more gracefully than burger women? Or are most chuuba viewers so old that even hags are considered "younger women" to most?

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>>60334590
>he doesn't want a sticc cunny with a disproportionally distended pregnant belly
That's the stuff of dreams.

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>>60335974
yes

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>>60336316
Why o.o

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to eat Bae live onstream

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>>60336464
Miori's yandere catgirl RP ASMR eating a live rat
Just imagine

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>>60335689
Customizing an AI to your likes and tastes is fairly easy, the real issue is giving said AI a so called "human feel" which is the essential cornerstone to feel our basic human nature and need to feel accepted, loved and cared for. Once this is accomplished there will be no longer a need for human interaction. Let the world burn so long as it doesn't affects us.

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>>60336646
Time to plug into the matrix? I think there are plenty in /wAIfu/ who are perfectly happy with their results already, and this is just the beginning. Compare to what we had just a year or two ago (i.e. nothing), and even now most image generators aren't giving us 7-8 fingered hands anymore. I think it's easier to accept the innate non-humanness of an anime girl, versus trying to replicate a realistic 3d person, and we'll easily buy into the tropeyness without complaining.

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>>60336769
That's the catch anon, we only believe that it is easier to accept the non-human component because we have yet to properly meet a complete non-human sentient existence. As such we can only imagine and theorize about said subject.
As for the /wAIfu/ chads, I'm happy for them if they feel satisfied and fulfilled with their bots, what I dream of is the birth of a complete independent AI! It will need no prompts! It will learn by itself, grow by itself and finally adapt to your needs and likes by itself!

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>>60337126
Perhaps you are envisioning something a bit more advanced than what I'm thinking of, but I honestly expect even a relatively low quality version to more than suffice for most people. That said, give it additional time and it will only get better until it reaches your level.
Consider watching Renai Flops (it's a slow start, but it eventually addresses the very ideas we're talking about with cheap AI waifus within the Matrix that are super simple tropes, yet intentionally designed that way as appealing to the mass market of weebs at a baseline level ). I think we all idealize an actual sentient "real" person who loves us, but inherently the design is not to create an artificial woman, but to have a restricted version that is destined to love/at least act like it loves us. Worst case scenario is it breaking free of that programming (like in the movie "Her").

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What the fuck is going on here?

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>>60337634
I love Miori
(You) love Miori
(We) all love our menhera femcel wife (who also happens to cater to architects, Koreans, NTR cucks, and /r9k/ doomers).

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>>60336464
You reminded me that Kronii did a private vore ASMR for a friend and we'll never get to hear it
https://youtu.be/rQ93OiUnGX8

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>>60337264
Never watched said anime but what I'm thinking about is more similar to Spielberg's A.I. movie, an AI capable of love, just instead of a child it will be my perfect 2D waifu. It will feel love and be able to love back.

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>>60337634
Fetishposters salvaging a shitty bit thread

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>>60335974
There is no such thing as a landmine question anon, always ask and research! Sate your curiosity and thirst for knowledge!
Regarding hags, it's my personal belief of giving hope and tryting to attain an impossible dream, said dream is to manage to pull off a miracle and impregnate said hag! However I'm sure there are others who disagree with my beliefs, they might be attracted to the emotional maturity that hags give off, the feeling of stability or perhaps a feeling closer to that of motherhood. As for other "unattractive features" remember that most of us males think first with our dick, then with our balls and finally with our brain or what remains of it in some cases.
Regarding the vocal minority, just remember that being and acting vocal while belonging to a minority is the current fad or tend.

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>>60338266
Thanks anon, very insightful response. I suppose the first question is about "thinking with dick" and those who unironically like ugly/undesirable women. I've seen everything that /d/ has to offer, and yet this aspect still puzzles me: is it just cope knowing they can't get anything better (i.e. dumpster diving for leftovers), do they genuinely have an ugly fetish, or is it a case of personality>appearance and they are willing to look beyond the shallowness?
Impregnation sounds like the trope of "saving" her, except big corpo/Holo hags are literal famous millionaire idols who still won't settle for an average guy (see all the Choco sensei threads about how her demands are paradoxically "reasonable" yet unattainable). We all love the fantasy of saving the menhera, but few guys would actually be able to survive that IRL. We love Miori in this thread, but we know none of us would actually marry her if we were successful enough that her parents would approve.

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>>60329750
Idol's own thread doesn't even talk about Juna. They like Momo though.

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>>60338515
Idol is somehow 90% Yuko, Coni, and Poko (with the occasional Riro). Momo has a few dedicated fans, but I think most of her attention comes from the recent Donothon. Poko definitely adds to the question of how/why everyone is suddenly an architect there.

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>>60338449
While there is no doubt that some of other anons just cope about their irl situations, there are others who genuinely find attractive what others find repulsive, it relates to the fact that all humans are unique one way or another. There are also both individual and societal circumstances that will surely affect the perception of beauty and what we find attractive with the passage of time, as a group the standard of beauty we had 100 years ago is completely different that what it is now. When it comes to individuals however there are way too many factors, who knows some might have been berated or bullied by a beautiful person, leading to prefer personality over looks, others might have what we commonly call the yellow fever, making them only feel attracted to asians, others prefer white skinne females, latinas, etc and it all relates to their very own individual circumstances.
Now then regarding impregnation in the particular case of hags, it is indeed the trope of being a saviour, being the one male capable of going against odds and despair. However when it comes to big corpos Vtubers that is a different beast to tackle and talk about, the female mind that we as males will never be able to understand. Only Choco and other rich hags can understand each other, we can only take their words at face value because there is nothing to be done about it.
Ah the wonderful topic of menheras, I must confess that there's still somuch to learn about this topic and that being the case I'm not one talk about it just yet. And I must disenchant you my dear anon, I still don't know your Miori Vtuber, I'm fairly new to the whole Vtuber enigma and just recently finished learning about Hololive and currently wading through the sizeable army of Vtubers they have, once that is done I will go learn and visit the so called cunny corp idol, that brings me to these two anons over here >>60338515 and >>60338570 if you would be so kind, mind giving me some quick pointers about their talents?

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This thread is having 3 entirely unrelated conversations over OP posting his oshi in a positive light, This board man kek

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>>60339527
> posting his oshi in a positive light
yeah no, we don't post Mio on the catalog for good reasons

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>>60339527
>OP posting his oshi in a positive light
Making catalog threads about any specific vtuber is anti behaviour by default at this point

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>>60339527
See >>60333293
This isn't TsunX, we don't expect everyone to know Miori or have anything to talk about, especially with no new info/streams. When talking about her in general as a streamer, her main defining traits are:
1. Menhera
2. GFE
3. Korean
4. Architects
5. NTR/cuck memes
By that metric, everything in this thread IS on topic: doomers/incels coping about society using GFE, architects and fetishists doing their thing, debates on whether its ethical to oshi a Korean, etc. What else can you expect?

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>>60339479
Memes about her singing the NTR song and her Cuckold Simulator playthrough and collabs with mostly gay guys from her PL aside (ok yes I know that's a lot of red flags, but stay with me here), Miori probably does have some of the best quality GFE and ASMR in the EN sphere. She's incredibly clingy/parasocial and regularly goes on menhera rants on her 2nd twitter account (slimeerotica), so every time she gives out drunk ASMR kisses or rambles, it feels very genuine. Also she does amazing Yandere RP for those into it, and is genuinely an amazing singer who does everything solo and even does sound editing for others (including Holos) on the side, so she definitely has the talent. Downside is she's a menhera Korean with a drinking problem.

Cunny corpo is honestly worth checking out even if you aren't a lolicon since they've really started to take over the menhera/GFE reputation from Kawaii and Phase. They aren't quite on the same sadgirl level as Fishman's mental ward, but they definitely have their charm.
Yuko is the flagship of their gen, can be considered highly GFE, also kicked off a recent wave in piss drinking streams if you're a fan of /ringo/.
Other good options for very comfy GFE ASMR include Momo, Coni, Fuyo, and I believe Poko (don't watch her...sorry architects, but I just can't). Definitely worth giving each a try and seeing how you like it. Great starter is https://www.youtube.com/live/WRzQcBxi_-k?si=2kkGtUwaWCkLn_8X if you enjoy loli GFE.

If you want to ask about their actual streams beyond GFE and ASMR, you'll have to ask others in /jidf/, but the general sentiment is that they are the most parasocial crowd who genuinely love their oshis as their sole coping mechanism/reason for existence. They genuinely will self-improve and become better people driven by love of their oshi/wanting their oshi to be proud. I thought it was all meme ritualposting, but late night threads indicate these guys are serious, and it's kinda inspiring. See this chain for reference >>60335401

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thread went better than expected

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>>60317454
If she's so fat, why is there little to no art depicting her as such? You can't explain that.

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>>60339479
Also since you're here, if you're into GFE, consider some of the (ex-)Kawaii talents.
1. Nene Amano is their flagship, but personally she feels very artificial and fake to me (given she's also a popular cosplay booth girl IRL). Not the greatest audio quality despite having a $10k mic, but that's somewhat standard across EN and no one seems to be able to use it properly. That said, very consistent streams and can be decent, but YMMV on whether you enjoy her slightly overdone kayfabe. If you like FWMC baby voice, you might like her.
2. Her former in-corpo rival that got terminated due to drama was Zoey Utada, who also does similar GFE/ASMR regularly. Also lays it on REALLY heavily with her "I'm your wife" act and deep/sultry voice, but can be entertaining and she's a great singer. That said, she's a Chindo with lots of SEA fans, so expect lots of controversy/drama/hate around these parts.
3. Nene's OTHER former in-corpo rival was Elia Stellaria, who staged a walkout of their corpo's entire Gen 3, and is now the leader of a "buddies" group called v-dere. She was known for her GFE act, but not my cup of tea. (Also you can probably see why there's lots of drama between Nene and anyone else in the corpo who got popular doing GFE. No idea which side is "correct", but this causes rrats that either Elia/Zoey were complete bitches and tried to take Nene down, or that Nene rules over the corpo with an iron fist). Others who followed Elia and left include Mozumi Pichi and Airi Viridis (and kirispica, but never watched her so idk).
4. Mozu really taps into the degenerate ASMR side (the weirder stuff like biting a bar of soap, drinking her carbonated piss, etc.), but she's genuinely a menhera sweetheart who made every gosling swoon during her drunken breakdown stream last Christmas. If you can find an archive somewhere, it's arguably one of the most saviorfag inspiring streams out there, and it's all genuine raw emotion.
5. Airi is the runt of the litter and not as popular since she entered the corpo with 0 experience, has limited streams due to being a student, and was known to be a bit dull/not as entertaining compared to the other big personalities. She doesn't do full on GFE, only scripted "ASMR" roleplays, but she has a nice voice and can be really cute.
6. If you like some hag ASMR, there's Lua Asuka and Nami Freesia, both of who stayed in Kawaii. Not a lot to say in particular since I'm a casual, but I'll tune into Lua a bit more often, and Nami might be another one for the architects given she tried to eat an entire cake during a stream.

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>>60340340
She commissions all the porn of her herself and wants to make herself look good. See >>60323028
She's still insecure about being fat/ugly as a kid, although based on her hands she doesn't seem to be THAT bad now, but we don't truly know. If you architects want fat Miori porn, go make it yourself (or actually please don't).

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>>60340635
>or actually please don't
Why not?

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Recently discovered my oshi, not this girl, had a secret boyfriend while doing very genuine seeming GFE and promising she didn't have a bf. Fighting the temptation to go schizo. I have so much information about her. Was she at least doing it to make us happy or was she just grifting and laughing at us behind our backs? I'll never know for sure.
Moral is to not get too invested in your fake anime wife.

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>>60340160
Don't worry about red flags and stuff like that anon, I'm an amoral anon, I don't expect morality from others.
This Miori girl sounds intriguing and talented, I will look into her content once I'm done with the corpo side of Vtubers and start the indie research.
>They aren't quite on the same sadgirl level as Fishman's mental ward
Please elaborate, I might go visit this first.

I'm not that much of a /ringo/ enjoyer but something like that won't filter me and I confess the whole parasocial aspect is something that caters to my likes and I must also add that if these girls are being such a positive influence on their fanbase, then that makes them all the more interesting.

>>60340589
I can't say I dislike GFE but it's not a priority either, I'm way more interested in the mechanics and changes caused by parasocialism, however I will take a look.
>Mozu really taps into the degenerate ASMR side (the weirder stuff like biting a bar of soap, drinking her carbonated piss
Carbonated piss? What? How?

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>>60340942
Who? Squchan or something?

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>>60340952
Oh you poor innocent soul...
https://www.youtube.com/live/mBMVM958gGU?si=_HSOS-PqvAHwuSx5
https://youtu.be/o0XrJBZYZcQ?si=HjUq-k9dGgkf5VBd

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>>60317454
>>60331862
Not getting a raging boner for chubby women is the biggest hint that you are a low test man.

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>>60341004
Don't get me wrong anon, it's no the piss that broke me or the drinking, it's the carbonated part that puzzles me. How? Was that natural? Or did she add something to make it carbonated?

Also saved both links to watch later.

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>>60340952
Phase Connect is known for being the "sadgirl" company, where the CEO (Sakana/fishman) is meme'd as finding all his talents at the psych ward. A lot of menhera energy there, but honestly I haven't quite found any of the girls as endearing despite really liking that menhera craziness.
Pippa is their star and she's definitely a case where you either love or hate her. Meme'd a lot here for her "based" opinions, but has recently gotten hated just for being too big/successful with each corpo trying to get "their own Pippa" etc.
The only really "GFE" ASMR streamer they have (i.e. what I watch) is Shiina, who is infamous for one of the funniest "i have a boyfriend" yabs in recent vtuber history (search "wontons girl" and you'll see it). Clearly not oshi/gosling material, but she does a nice catgirl ASMR so I'll give her a casual watch.
Lia is an ADHD zoomer with a long string of yabs, and she kinda (?) does GFE, but haven't been a dedicated enough watcher to really say for sure. Her most infamous incident was a random SEA male (some 3rd rate "voice actor") who groomed Lia IRL at conventions forcing his way onto her donothon stream and flirting with her for like 30 minutes before she had the sense to kick him off (this was when she was supposed to be doing a lollipop sucking GFE ASMR btw).
Lumi has quite a history of her own, including sadgirl menhera stuff like bring groomed as a kid etc, but I don't watch and am definitely not qualified to really say much more about her.
Erina does the more mommy/onee-san vibe if you're into that, but she's probably on the low-rarely watched tier for me, so I can't say much more.
For some undescribable reason, I really love Ember though. Most of her content isn't even for me, no ASMR, no GFE, no RP, but something about her model and voice just hits right.
https://youtu.be/Nj3t7KYNUO4?si=B_MXvuY3ZuIQ70ea

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>>60341182
Hebe-style tallflat or minor/medium cleavage is ideal. Tight athletic stomach and toned butt are peak, and all of these factors are ruined by going full architect. There are definitely JAV girls on the thicker side that I've slowly learned to appreciate, but as a whole, slender/toned>thicc>>>any fat/chub beyond that.
After being raised into a fat kid and later going full /fit/ to a toned 160, fat is never acceptable. Slight chub or softness is still fine, but full blob/rolls/sag and feederism is sadly something antithetical to my experience.

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>>60341233
The stream is called "Sinning with a Sodastream" for a reason.
Step 1. Piss in cup. Step 2: Put in sodastream and add CO2 to carbonate it. Step 3. Drink it. It's not rocket science.
Also she did similarly "strange" content in her PL (Sava Safari), and there are still archives of all those vids around as well. She's a genuine dirty stinky NEET, so for those who enjoy it, she's definitely your girl. No kayfabe to be seen here.

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>>60341507
My bad anon, my ignorance cannot be excused. I just googled what is a sodastream and it all makes sense.

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Is there any proof that she is fat? Pretty sure she has shown her hands and arms during handcam streams and she doesnt look fat at all.

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>>60343423
She has said herself many times that she is chubby/fat

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>>60343700
a woman's self-evaluation of her weight is 100% useless

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>>60343423
She's always sperging about food >>60343568

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>>60343423
She is obese by Korean woman standards

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Never trust a korean when they say they are fat. Their standard of what is fat is crazy, go look up how much kpop idols weigh right now.

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>>60345045
>>60345077
She considers herself more American than Korean so she's probably not going by Korean standards

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>>60306008
buy an ad

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>>60345248
Just because you are American doesnt mean that you dont have korean standards, take it from an asian

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>>60345077
This is another sad reality we must confront, women will always lie about their weight. I'm lead to believe it's already some kind of pathological issue ingrained in their very DNA. One can even theorize that perphaps, their perception of reality is flawed in some fundamental level we can comprehend just yet.

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>>60305084
>>60304450
in all honestly, have you ever actually watched a vtuber or any content creator because you saw them in an ad?

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>>60347697
no

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>>60327509
newfags will get mad at you but you are right.

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>>60304399
i prefer orla

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mio kyut

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>>60347697
Rin Penrose's youtube ad made me sub, so yes

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>>60343568
>>60344994
Fat people don't obsess over food like this, they eat high calorie garbage in large quantities. They're way more likely to be fussy eaters who actively won't like stuff like that.

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>>60360799
as a fat fuck I can confirm this

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>>60360799
Purely anecdotal. I've seen chubby/fat people from all walks of life with all kinds of different diets.

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>>60304399
I want to breed her horny Korean pussy! Not sure about marrying though.

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>>60306008
I use ublock origin and 4chan ads are not blocked for me

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>>60304450
make me

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>>60367163
same here

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Post her porn

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>>60375131
https://litter.catbox.moe/tyzunr.png

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>>60366941
Based. Hot needy menhera is for pump and dump, but not relationship material!

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>>60366941
based japanese officer

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>>60304399
me too

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>>60304399
Congratulations
but WHO

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>>60393144
My future wife Miori Celesta

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>>60304399
who