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60285946 No.60285946 [Reply] [Original]

Your oshi FARTS and it fucking STINKS

>> No.60285979
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I am aware

>> No.60286008
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No. She does not poop. And she does not brap.

>> No.60286028

>to the tune of ode to joy

>> No.60286059

Girls don't fart, they lack the glands

>> No.60286139

Accept the truth of her putrid anus

>> No.60286515

I really didnt need to know that

>> No.60287057

On me

>> No.60287197

That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!

>> No.60287500

My oshi is an idol, she doesn't poop nor fart

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>> No.60288583

It is time to accept that idols actually shit and fart at x4 the standard volumes of human beings due to them training themselves to hold it in.

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I'm tired of imagining the booty stank, I want to experience it god dammit

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My oshi consumes an absurd amount of natto, which makes a person fart a lot

>> No.60289443

How does mococo put up with it?

>> No.60289866

>How does mococo put up with it?
She's gotten used to it by now

>> No.60291629

she doesn't know how lucky she is..

>> No.60292559

God I want to inhale her stinky cheese braps into the depths of my lungs

>> No.60292838

my oshi wears a still suit. nothing escapes, everything is recycled.

>> No.60292914

Fermenting in her own pickle jar

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Oh she certainly does alright...

>> No.60294686

imagine the eyebrow burning braps

>> No.60294878

culvers farts.

>> No.60296312
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Excellent thread.

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>> No.60298338
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pure protein plapper

>> No.60299224

Yeah, there's a lot of meat in the diet. Like, a LOT
Also barely goes to bathroom during long hours of streaming and barely drinks fluids
So piss also stinks bad
But I love my oshi all the same!

>> No.60299405

You should love your oshi even more for it!

>> No.60300780
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My face is firmly sandwiched between her supple thighs, the very heavens are blotted out by her rotund rump, and any rolling fumes would wash over into the funnel that is my face. My clean pores are primed and ready to meld with the potent pox that Riifu would deliver unto me. Goodbye white genes, i will become the minority, stained brown by this experience. My mouth cracked open so that my tongue may deepen the complexity of the olfactory experience i was about to imbibe in. I was not a spiritual man, but i prayed for this day for many years. Finally it is upon me, and like lightning, you see it before you hear the thunder. I saw those dappled cheeks ripple like waves and then i heard its whisper. The harbinger of the end, began low, then built up, the giggle of its flatulence raised to a squeak then a screech and then to a crescendo and its primal tone was a veritable horn of Gabriel. The earmuffs that were her thighs did much to protect my hearing, but the bone conduction was an intimate affair and i was weaping at the beauty. The tears wet my face and met the onrushing gas, staining brown as the fumes tore across my face, i would be clinically diagnosed with revitiligo, like the unlucky uncle ruckus(no relation) and the brown mist would seep into my open gullet. My tongue samples the onrushing fart overloading the senses. Like a caveman trying cola, or a bat at a rock concert, i was spasming from the intense flavour that overflowed from the concentrated experience. It was like MSG was having sex with my synapses, my vision quickly faded and my spasming only harried my breath, which finally delivered the braps to my nose. My hearing was shot, the taste was overloaded and my vision was collateral. I quickly lost feeling in my body as all of my blood that wasnt on my face had evacuated to my dick. My nose had become the alamo. I knew i would lose this too, much like my conciousness. For they say your senses grew sharper as you lose them. I was basically the brap daredevil on steriods, or hellen keller(...DerriereDevil?). My nose had become a vaccuum, two huge sucking pits that would make kirby proud. The hunger for oxygen fed this machine in its mad desire to fill itself with the flood before it. Like a drowning man trying to outdrink the ocean he flailed in. I knew not of the depths of the gastrointestinal fortitude of my friend but i knew i was filling with shit. Her particles of poop soon combined within my nose, first a hint. Then an essence, and soon it was caked on. All i could smell feel see taste and hear was her feces. I was vored from without. I was experiencing her insides while on the outside, for ive become an extension. Much more complex than a toilet with a face, the line where ass ends and i begin was melded into one. We were two parts of a human centipede and no surgeries in sight. But id like to believe we were more of a yin and yang composition, for my balls were prolapsed, and my sperm count was in the negatives, but every drop of semen from my past present and future has found its home on the face of my dear Riifu. I love you my little brap queen, i dream of pink eyes and shit eating grins, my own obviously and its directed to your ass.

>> No.60301111

I NEED Nerissa to fart on my face. There would be no pesky underwear to hamper the foul demon gas flooding down my nostrils. The putrid songs conducted by her fat sweaty ass cheeks would serenade me to the afterlife.

>> No.60301153

Nerissas farts are quite pungent

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I need her butt on my face immediately for further assessment and confirm the thesis.

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Marine's would be the best and stinkiest, everyone else can fuck off

>> No.60303095

yeah wtf, no one is reading that.
and she sits bare ass on her chair. it smells also and has a faint brown stain.

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Same here.

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>> No.60303156

Please masturbate before posting a thread. Thanks.

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>> No.60303652

feels like masturbating after posting a thread is the move

>> No.60304155

Tonight I shall order mexican food and sniff my wife Nerissa,s asshole as she braps to the cannon fire of 1812 Overture

>> No.60306873

Marine's braps wouldn't reach your nose because there's too much ass fat to travel through

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I masturbate before, during and after posting.

>> No.60307352

You just have to squeeze her cheeks together real hard to create a brap funnel
or pipe plug her butt

>> No.60307433

>Goodbye white genes, i will become the minority, stained brown by this experience.
Fucking incredible, 10/10 read

>> No.60308437

I wish I could smell this image

>> No.60308918

I wish I had scent synesthesia to accomodate my brap fetish
imagine being able to smell a vtuber ass thread

>> No.60309047

>imagine being able to smell a vtuber ass thread
there's a lot of immoral things I would do to obtain this ability

>> No.60309318

Who would have the most lethal gas?

>> No.60309463

I don't have a brap fetish I just love the smell of sweaty ass and wet pussy.

>> No.60310366

Gotta be Mori

>> No.60310394

probably fauna or fuwawa
vegan smell vs natto overload

>> No.60312622

I feel like Shiori could clear a room

>> No.60312679
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Hope we haven't forgotten that this Dumb Feesh literally admitted to Farting on Stream! And I bet they Fucking STINK too!

>> No.60312787

It depends entirely on diet. The only way to truly analyze your oshis farts would he to analyze her diet.

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>> No.60314382

Dogs sniff each others bums

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>> No.60315093

pounding a gassy fish

>> No.60316011
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I still fap to the miobrap while looking at pics of her butt

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>> No.60316430

Hopefully she’ll brap again someday. Her hag butthole has to struggle to keep them in.

>> No.60318855

Lui should do some situps too..

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>> No.60319718

Reine's royal wind...

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thanks bro

>> No.60320229

You’ll (probably) like this too.

>> No.60324406

Reine should go on that egg diet again...

>> No.60324671

I laugh far too much at potty humour than I should, especially when its in intricate detail

>> No.60326701

i bet she was brapping like a wild animal throughout that

>> No.60327577
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Do you think that will make her pee foul?

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>> No.60329962

yours hasnt shat herself on stream before?

>> No.60330455

man i wish..

>> No.60332305
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Mika braps

>> No.60332736

Absolutely kino

>> No.60333853

I am sucking that up right as it leaves her anus and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.60335190

smells like flowers
your oshi should stop eating like a fat american

>> No.60335502

yeah corpse flowers

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Imagine the fucking smell
Mori will always be my brap oshi.

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>> No.60340842

Wait till you find out they shit too :3c

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I will not stand for such slander.

>> No.60341924

I’ll forever be grateful to PPT for exposing Coco as an absolutely foul farter.

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>> No.60342193

pure slander

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>> No.60344357

dragon gas is on another level

>> No.60345645

Thank you based ppt

>> No.60345986

PPT is one of the nastiest Holos herself

>> No.60346704

imagine being stuck in a closet with those two

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>> No.60346817

This thread is why I dislike assfags even more than footfags. Some of these posts are not far from being scat.

>> No.60346890

>make her do ring fit adventure streams
>humidify the room with her sweat
fucking based

>> No.60347295

Oh noo haha I'm just reading this whole thread because I hate it so much haha I'm totally not repressing my desire to eat a fat girl shit haha better tell these assfags how gross they are!

>> No.60347404

>SmellCHAD thread
>no vids of vtubers farting

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>> No.60349405

she's perfect...

>> No.60349500

Just imagine the sound of her laughter after she rips a loud one on stream, the situation too obvious for her to say it wasn't her, all she can do is laugh while she decides what to say, not sure whether to be proud or embarrassed, and finally ends up saying between chuckles "excuse me...ahem, anyways, moving on."

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>> No.60351972

>Nerissa tries to continue the zatsu stream as usual
>occasionally coughs and gags from the smell filling the room

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sometimes I wonder what happened somewhere along the line in this process for us to find stinky farts from shut-in weeaboo girls hot

>> No.60356698

that must've been a real stinker

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The desire to obtain chuuba ambrosia will be the impetus for future scientific advancements.

>> No.60357830

I only want to sniff vtuber farts, outright collecting shit is nasty

>> No.60357886
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no she doesnt, she's all backed up

>> No.60357968

No I was just looking for fart clips for laffs. My condolences if you actually jerk off to having a poopdick.

>> No.60359612

>very last breath, get a taste of death

>> No.60360794

>revitiligo, like the unlucky uncle ruckus(no relation)

>> No.60363347

Thanks for the confirmation, Biboo

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That's when it's peak

>> No.60368065

And thats a good thing

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All the hags should have mandatory morning exercise streams, for the good of their health.

>> No.60369236

Fauna is a vegan, vegan's have farts that could peel paint.

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>> No.60371449

A rotting carcass smells worse than rotting vegetables. How does that work?

>> No.60371475

what a coincidence
because so do I

>> No.60371576

How the fuck do you get off to farts? I've had a girl fart when I was about to fuck her from behind and it killed my boner instantly so I'm assuming this is some virgin coomer fetish.

>> No.60371612

How on earth do these girls NOT know a fart is coming so that they can mute or something. Like they must feel it on its way out right?
It's almost like they want their gasses to be heard

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Probably because it doesn't happen to them as often so they don't realise it's coming, you notice how the more openly gassy one's don't audibly fart on stream...

>> No.60371974

>I've had a girl fart when I was about to fuck her from behind and it killed my boner instantly so I'm assuming this is some virgin coomer fetish.
opposite experience actually, my first girlfriend would fart during sex and it felt incredible to the point where I would ask her to fart more during sex (and when she did so, it was mind blowing). truth be told though, it has to be a really attractive girl for it to be appealing at all. I don't think you could get some #bodypositivity type girl to fart during sex and have it be anything other than disgusting

>> No.60374441

the magic of the digestive system

>> No.60378349

I do not recognize this vtuber...

>> No.60379110

by having the paraphilia that makes you attracted to farts, retard

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>> No.60385333

maybe i should watch chloe more

>> No.60386871

The body actually properly digests meat, it doesn't digest the fiber in the plants, meaning their ass is full of smelly rotten shit.

>> No.60386915

Ame, and I will not elaborate further. But I'm right.

>> No.60387128

good thread
i found you

>> No.60387269

get away from my window

>> No.60387601

The reason she never shows her terrariums anymore is because her gas killed them all.

>> No.60387683

that's a good way to go

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>> No.60388364

She pisses like a racehorse.

>> No.60391420

atmosphere destroying cow braps

>> No.60391650

i can't hear anything... :( and aussie asian girl braps are my favorite. :(

>> No.60391647

stinky orca

>> No.60391771

It's just her voice being misheard as a brap.

>> No.60391849

oh. that's fucking dumb.

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I would sell everything I own to hear her toot. Loli braps are the sweetest.

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Cute little high pitched toots. Like sharp cheesy syrup. Would love to sniff her feet while her stench hangs in the air.

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I hope she rips a fat one soon

>> No.60398440

i want to suck fauna's braps out her ass while she storms me with elephants.

>> No.60398587

She pinches loaves instead.

>> No.60399012

If she's eating healthy, then the farts won't smell bad. I already know that most women can't even manage that, so their farts smell like the aftermath of a pride parade or rotten roadkill skunk. The posts are about imagining the ideal farts.

>> No.60399811

>the rumbling

>> No.60399962

and with vegan farts, you know you gettin a fine meal, some real dull blunt pongers, eyebrow singing rotten cabbage, her elephant mommy buttocks clappin.

>> No.60400185

There's a really loud Fauna fart that I haven't heard anyone clip yet. You gotta watch her members watchalongs.

>> No.60400320

hot. i like fau fau. she not my oshi, but she good quality. no membership for me. But I would inhale and swallow her farts. They're probably really girly farts too.

>> No.60400718

>that I haven't heard anyone clip yet
You are the chosen on. You know what it is that you must do.

>> No.60401927

As much as I would love it, i don't believe it. Fauna seems like the kind of girl that would clench her ass shut for her entire career just to avoid a breach event.

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>> No.60404451

It may seem counterintuitive but it actually makes complete sense. Why does a carcass smell worse than rotten vegetables in nature? Because there are a lot more bacteria that eat it.
Your body itself is also much better at absorbing meat than plant matter, therefore you simply absorb more into your body while you excrete more of what you eat of plants.

>> No.60404883

I think she always has her sphincter clenched.

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I so badly want her to fart on my dick...

>> No.60407938

>Ha ha ha ha, oops!
Her smug energy haunts me

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>> No.60409828

She says that, but I bet that she sniffed hard when it happened

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I want to smell fauna's stinky vegan braps

>> No.60412009

Mother nature should crop dust the earth for a bountiful harvest.

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Powerful Fairy Braps

>> No.60413701

please fauna brap asmr

>> No.60414302

I've never watched a fauna stream in my life and I still want to do this

>> No.60416327

Yes, and I wish I could be there to SNIFF every single one of them...

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>> No.60418557

She won't admit it, but when Pomu transforms to her 9cm form her gut gas doesn't compress. So each time she shrinks she deflates like a balloon and is left in a cloud of fairy dust.

>> No.60418600

>pomu literally braps herself down to 9cm

>> No.60418825

Juna Unagi had a nice brap, but I can't find the clip right now.

>> No.60418896

how are you not hearing it?
are you wearing headphones?
there's no way that sound is being made by her voice

>> No.60419076

The Bae Brap is a strange one. It 100% sounds like her voice if you're listening through speakers, and 100% sounds like a fart if you're listening through headphones.

>> No.60419182

truly the "white and gold/black and blue dress" of our time

>> No.60419749

I need her putrid Culver’s braps to permeate into my alveoli and become a part of me

>> No.60420054

I thought the fart and smell stuff was just supposed to be a joke...

>> No.60420125

>there's no way that sound is being made by her voice
It sounds nothing like a brap. I watched that video 15 times. There is no brap at all. Their mics aren't going to pic up something like that unless they WANT it to be heard.

>> No.60420357

I always listen to supposed braps through headphones and it sounds like her voice.

>> No.60421842

>My sweet little whorish Nora,
>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

>Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.


>> No.60421920

>My darling little convent-girl,
>There is some star too near the earth for I am still in a fever-fit of animal desire. Today I stopped short often in the street with an exclamation whenever I thought of the letters I wrote you last night and the night before. They must read awful in the cold light of day. Perhaps their coarseness has disgusted you. I know you are a much finer nature than your extraordinary lover and though it was you yourself, you hot little girl, who first wrote to me saying that you were longing to be fucked by me yet I suppose the wild filth and obscenity of my reply went beyond all bounds of modesty. When I got your express letter this morning and saw how careful you are of your worthless Jim I felt ashamed of what I had written. Yet now, night, secret sinful night, has come down again on the world and I am alone again writing to you and your letter is again folded before me on the table. Do not ask me to go to bed, dear. Let me write to you, dear.

>As you know, dearest, I never use obscene phrases in speaking. You have never heard me, have you, utter an unfit word before others. When men tell in my presence here filthy or lecherous stories I hardly smile. Yet you seem to turn me into a beast. It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes. It was your lips too which first uttered an obscene word. I remember well that night in bed in Pola. Tired of lying under a man one night you tore off your chemise violently and began to ride me up and down. Perhaps the horn I had was not big enough for you for I remember that you bent down to my face and murmured tenderly ‘Fuck up, love! fuck up, love!’

>Nora dear, I am dying all day to ask you one or two questions. Let me, dear, for I have told you everything I ever did and so I can ask you in turn. I wonder will you answer them. When that person whose heart I long to stop with the click of a revolver put his hand or hands under your skirts did he only tickle you outside or did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If he did, did they go far enough to touch that little cock at the end of your cunt? Did he touch you behind? Was he a long time tickling you and did you come? Did he ask you to touch him and did you do so? If you did not touch him did he come against you and did you feel it?

>Another question, Nora. I know that I was the first man that blocked you but did any man ever frig you? Did that boy you were fond of ever do it? Tell me now, Nora, truth for truth, honesty for honesty. When you were with him in the dark at night did your fingers never, never unbutton his trousers and slip inside like mice? Did you ever frig him, dear, tell me truly or anyone else? Did you never never, never feel a man’s or a boy’s prick in your fingers until you unbuttoned me? If you are not offended do not be afraid to tell me the truth. Darling, darling, tonight I have such a wild lust for your body that if you were here beside me and even if you told me with your own lips that half the red-headed louts of Galway had had a fuck at you before me I would still rush at you with desire.

>God Almighty, what kind of language is this I am writing to my proud blue-eyed queen! Will she refuse to answer my coarse insulting questions? I know I am risking a good deal in writing this way, but if she loves me really she will feel that I am mad with lust and that I must be told all.

>Sweetheart, answer me. Even if I learn that you too have sinned perhaps it would bind me closer to you. In any case I love you. I have written and said things to you that my pride would never again allow me to say to any woman.

>My darling Nora, I am panting with eagerness to get your replies to these filthy letters of mine. I write to you openly because I feel now that I can keep my word with you.

>Don’t be angry, dear, dear, Nora, my little wild-flower of the hedges. I love your body, long for it, dream of it.

>Speak to me, dear lips that I have kissed in tears. If this filth I have written insults you bring me to my senses again with the lash as you have done before. God help me!

>I love you, Nora, and it seems that this too is part of my love. Forgive me! forgive me!


>> No.60421939
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james joyce was based as fuck

>> No.60421961

I need tea to fully enjoy this eloquent prose

>> No.60421964

>My sweet darling girl,
>At last you write to me! You must have given that naughty little cunt of yours a most ferocious frigging to write me such a disjointed letter. As for me, darling, I am so played out that you would have to lick me for a good hour before I could get a horn stiff enough even to put into you, to say nothing of blocking you. I have done so much and so often that I am afraid to look to see how that thing I had is after all I have done to myself. Darling, please don’t fuck me too much when I go back. Fuck all you can out of me for the first night or so but make me get myself cured. The fucking must all be done by you, darling, as I am so soft and small now that no girl in Europe except yourself would waste her time trying the job. Fuck me, darling, in as many ways as your lust will suggest. Fuck me dressed in your full outdoor costume with your hat and veil on, your face flushed with the cold and wind and rain and your boots muddy, either straddling across my legs when I am sitting in a chair and riding me up and down with the frills of your drawers showing and my cock sticking up stiff in your cunt or riding me over the back of the sofa. Fuck me naked with your hat and stockings on only flat on the floor with a crimson flower in your hole behind, riding me like a man with your thighs between mine and your rump very fat. Fuck me in your dressing gown (I hope you have that nice one) with nothing on under it, opening it suddenly and showing me your belly and thighs and back and pulling me on top of you on the kitchen table. Fuck me into you arseways, lying on your face on the bed, your hair flying loose naked but with a lovely scented pair of pink drawers opened shamelessly behind and half slipping down over your peeping bum. Fuck me if you can squatting in the closet, with your clothes up, grunting like a young sow doing her dung, and a big fat dirty snaking thing coming slowly out of your backside. Fuck me on the stairs in the dark, like a nursery-maid fucking her soldier, unbuttoning his trousers gently and slipping her hand into his fly and fiddling with his shirt and feeling it getting wet and then pulling it gently up and fiddling with his two bursting balls and at last pulling out boldly the mickey she loves to handle and frigging it for him softly, murmuring into his ear dirty words and dirty stories that other girls told her and dirty things she said, and all the time pissing her drawers with pleasure and letting off soft warm quiet little farts behind until her own girlish cockey is as stiff as his and suddenly sticking him up in her and riding him.

>Basta! Basta per Dio!

>I have come now and the foolery is over. Now for your questions!

>We are not open yet. I send you some posters. We hope to open on the 20th or 21st. Count 14 days from that and 3 1/2 days for the voyage and I am in Trieste.

>Get ready. Put some warm-brown-linoleum on the kitchen and hang a pair of red common curtains on the windows at night. Get some kind of a cheap common comfortable armchair for your lazy lover. Do this above all, darling, as I shall not quit the kitchen for a whole week after I arrive, reading, lolling, smoking, and watching you get ready the meals and talking, talking, talking, talking to you. O how supremely happy I shall be! God in heaven, I shall be happy there! I figlioli, il fuoco, una bona mangiata, un caffe nero, un Brasil, il Piccolo della Sera, e Nora, Nora mia, Norina, Noretta, Norella, Noruccia ecc ecc…

>Eva and Eileen must sleep together. Get some place for Georgie. I wish Nora and I had two beds for night-work. I am keeping and shall keep my promise, love. Time fly on, fly on quickly! I want to go back to my love, my life, my star, my little strange-eyed Ireland!

>A hundred thousand kisses, darling!


>> No.60422090

Holy Brapgod

>> No.60423400

Based Af.

>> No.60423494

Fuwawa is corrupting her sister into the world of smelly farts with the Natto training. She knows what she's doing for the Moco-chan fans and I for one welcome it.

>> No.60424282

Its an old clip from their debut.

>> No.60424658

soon double fart ASSMR

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>> No.60425104

>to the tune of ode to joy
the farts the sniffs or both?

>> No.60425227
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One day...

>> No.60425380

Sure sounds like she farted in a recent stream

>> No.60427809
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Plugging Mori's sweaty asshole with my nose and filtering her farts for five hours straight.

>> No.60428544

that doesn't sound like a fart at all

>> No.60429130

Yes: >>60402911

>> No.60429287
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Get a load of this guy

>> No.60429342

It's not a joke. It's a lifestyle

>> No.60429455
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Full image

>> No.60429930
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Well if we’re posting fart art now I might as well post this one, given the OP.

>> No.60432766

male voice, tried to cover by pretending it was a brap

>> No.60434968

>"Eheheh sorry ruffian, I really didn't mean to."
>"Can you leave the room until it goes away?"
>"Hmmmmmm. No!"
>Another much short one slips out

>> No.60437441

>nearby male opens mouth
>immediately let out the loudest brap possible to prevent anyone from hearing his voice
I have absolutely no reason to believe this but it'd be pretty cool if she actually had the ability to do that on command

>> No.60437530
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what does their farts smell canocally? Hololive English and Indonesia only
>FuwaMoco farts smell like Natto

>> No.60437534

binaural braps...

>> No.60437910

Sounds too "voicey" to be a brap sorry bros

>> No.60438049
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she would never allow it but I WILL feel her soft loli toots on my cock as she sits on my lap, wiggling her butt and adjusting as she feels it growing just beneath her!
one of these would also be great

>> No.60438363

indo farts are spicy, of course.

>> No.60441318
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Reposting this Masterpiece!

>> No.60441503

Ina farts smell strongly of fermented kimchi and instant ramen

>> No.60441741
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Fuck gooks

>> No.60443420

contemplate the aroma

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imagine watching ina's face turn red after she accidentally unleashes a powerful cloud of partially digested fermented cabbage and noodle odor in front of you

>> No.60444351 [DELETED] 

Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1295
Sweater Puppies Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.


/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

AA2Mini Install Guide:
General FAQ:
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:

>> No.60445191

I saw that.

>> No.60445287

Imagine a thick soda can size turd plopping out of inas tiny bum

>> No.60445419
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Ayame's uncontrollable braps…

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>> No.60447348

/ringo/ on /d/ kinda sucks ngl. Barely any discussion, just an art dump and occasional clips.

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>> No.60449073

Oh god. Imagine those pure Jomon braps. Not a drop of Yayoi blood in her. Only pure japanese, sweet IBS Braps, the relief she must feel, as the pain goes away as she unleashes her swollen bowel gas straight into my mouth. The first mouthful I would swallow, the second I would inhale, alternating between swallowing her sacred gas and inhaling her sweet ass essence into my longs, her shart particles transferring into my blood stream. I want to suck up her farts into a syrringe and inject them into my tear ducts, under my skin, into my blood stream...

>> No.60449402
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Twap braps in ever increasing pitch. *brrt brrt brrt brrt brrt brrt brrt*

>> No.60451040
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Break your wind

>> No.60454654


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>> No.60457090
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Open wide

>> No.60457164
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My oshi is Sora. I unironically don't beleive she's ever deliberately farted in her life. I think she'd be scandelised.

>> No.60457282

The crying emojis.. was this actual brapservice?

>> No.60458001

Sora has to wear a wide-girth plug to hold back the tide of her demonic thundering braps.
When she ends stream, double triple checks and physically unplugs her microphone, she removes her buttplug and unleashes a wall-shaking gurgling gust of girlgas that fills the room with wallpaper stripping fumes in .2 seconds.
Any fart fetishist that made nasal contact with her third-nuke farts would immediately cum so hard he or she would have a 90% chance to pass out and die from an aneurysm.
Legends say that she is the only girl alive that could outbrap Coco.

>> No.60458072

Healthy people with healthy digestive systems fart. It would be a bigger worry if she didn't fart at all.

>> No.60458678

These brapfag literary geniuses are killing me dude. Its unreal.

>> No.60459255
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i'm jealous of korone, she most likely get to smell every single fart from okayu's butt

>> No.60459401

never underestimate the brapfag intelligentsia

>> No.60461016
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I'm sure Okayu reciprocates

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>> No.60464767
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Sweaty Rissa braps

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>> No.60469742

But I don’t want scat

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>> No.60474107

woah nilly

>> No.60474566

Good thread gentlemen, one of the best in a while

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>> No.60477445

A truly godsblessed thread on a godsdamned board

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Do you guys think there's any chance of hololive getting a skunk girl in the Future?

>> No.60479133

damn right

>> No.60479152

there really is too much scat

>> No.60479260


>> No.60479636
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I want to be Koyo-chan's helpful ASSistant!

>> No.60481340

>Koyo using science to mask the smell of her farts
>experiment goes wrong and accidently makes them 5x more pungent

>> No.60481386


>> No.60482005

Reminds me of https://rentry.org/u63kk

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>> No.60484460

this is just completely wrong
imagine her galaxy-rearranging toots

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>> No.60488361
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For a normal human, the average speed of a fart blast is 10 feet per second. Sana is of course much larger. Her fat chocolate ass, according to this picture, is roughly the size of Earth. The Earth’s width from one side straight through to the other is about 8,000 miles. Using typical human proportions, a human is six times as tall as their waist, so (6 x 8,000) gives us 48,000 miles as Sana’s height here.

Now we talk ratios. A normal human at 6 feet has a fart blast speed of 10 feet per second. (1.66x times their height). Sana is (48,000 miles = 253 million feet) tall. Multiplying that by the Speed of Fart constant, we get 404.8 million feet per second. Convert that to miles per hour, and you get Sana’s gas sweeping across the globe at an incredible 276 million miles per hour (or 76,000 miles per second).

This speed is far beyond supersonic. The sound of her cheeks slapping together wouldn’t be fast enough to warn you of the impending blast. Even if Sana planted her ass on the north pole and you were vacationing in Antarctica, you would only have (8,000/76,666 = 0.104 seconds) to imagine the smell before every person and building around you vaporizes against a wall of space goddess gas.

>> No.60490630

Trying to outbrap Coco is a fool's game

>> No.60491636

Dear god.. atleast we'd get that 0.104 seconds. Worth it

>> No.60492315

Mio basically streams bottomless so her gamer chair gets the full unfiltered bassy wolf braps all the time

>> No.60492355

What’s it mean if you enjoy seeing your oshi poop but not fart?

>> No.60492630
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>> No.60492704

This is strange to me. Of the two I like poop more, but farts are good too. They’re both stinky substances that come from a butt. And girls aren’t supposed to do either. I can understand brapfags who don’t like poop, but I can’t understand the reverse. Not extreme enough?
You’re also way more likely to hear your oshi fart than poop. Those damn lucky deadbeats got both.

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You just know Kiara rips some massive ones.

>> No.60493246

>oh yeah go on and take a fat shit, let me watch
>eww, don't fart though that's gross
it means you are rarted

>> No.60493327

There’s a pngtuber VA that posts asmr of her actual braps on R34

>> No.60493778

drop name now

>> No.60493927

MiyukiVA, she’s lactose intolerant

>> No.60494347
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It's how she maintains buoyancy while in the water. She also loves to eat fast food and drink boba tea. Finana has gotten comfortable burping on stream, but when are we getting a toot from her?

>> No.60494450

For some reason she’s happy to talk about farting but scared to actually do one on stream. It might be because of coomers like us.

>> No.60494698

Cute little girlfriend Finana who trusts you enough that when you're on a date with her but she feels a fart incoming she looks around to see if anyone else is present before letting it rip next to you. She then grabs your shoulder before saying, "I'm glad I don't have to hold it in around you. I could never do this with my chat."

>> No.60494750

Talks more about it here in this stream (timestamp is 46:59 btw)

>> No.60494790
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nice try, I almost masturbated to that

>> No.60495524

I just like seeing the girl struggle and make natural grunting noises as well as movement on the toilet while she’s pooping. Farts just ruin the moment but maybe it’s because I equate farts to humor.

>> No.60496705

I could tell it was a tranny from the voice honestly

>> No.60497354


>> No.60497513

Shit is phallic and—unlike a brap—can physically grind along the anal walls on its way out, with enough force to spread even the tightest butthole wide to accomodate its girth. In that way it could be analogous to the sensations of anal sex or anal masturbation.
Aside from physical characteristics, it's also the most private act for nearly everyone. So witnessing it implies either achieving an extreme level of closeness with a partner, or represents the biggest breach of humiliation if it is accidentally exposed.

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>> No.60499697

Heard from some people that anal is basically shitting in reverse

>> No.60501163

My oshi shit on stream and talks about farts regularly

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>> No.60505744

Based Noraneko fan. Has she done anything recently to add to her legacy?

>> No.60508094

impressive stuff

>> No.60508710

Not with herself but she has taught some Niji ID the word for “shitting a fat log”

>> No.60509645

nerissa's wet sweaty pungent moist farts after 18 straight hours of suika game

>> No.60511855

I would like a full time role as her desk chair

>> No.60512559

>canonically fat ass
>never wears underwear
>diet full of cheese and ice cream
you wouldn't survive

>> No.60516826

I’d say she has no shame, but if she truly had no shame she wouldn’t have muted when she began dropping her payload.

>> No.60520371

I bet that shit she had on stream was ipponguso too

>> No.60521209

She muted the VOD cause corpo pressure, the streamable link is from the livestream and original VOD

>> No.60523655

It sounds to me like she farted and then hit mute before we could hear any logs drop.

>> No.60525986
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Guys i want to ask something because i'm kinda curious ,does your oshi burp?

>> No.60526328

that sounded pretty wet

>> No.60526413

Yeah but she's a bitch and mutes it

>> No.60526589

Yes, but she turned them into hiccups. Thankfully I found some old clips of her roommate from before she learned to do that.

>> No.60526911

IRyS promised to burp over a year ago…

>> No.60527200

IRyS should burp during her outfit reveal

>> No.60527491

Does she still drink soda? I don’t know how she holds them if she does.

>> No.60527732

All the gas is converted to braps which is unfortunately muffled by IRyS' seat cushion.

>> No.60528240

If your oshi farts then she is a man with a voice changer, real women don't fart or poop

>> No.60529254

I really hope not

>> No.60529329

>IRyS should burp during her outfit reveal
that really wouldnt be a good idea

>> No.60529692

Stop posting on cooldown, IRyS

>> No.60530246

how is this still on the catalogue

>> No.60530296

Great thread. Glad that janny fucked off and left it alone.

>> No.60530457

Funny thread, lots of great clips

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>> No.60530471

Better thread than the majority of the shit in the catalog.

>> No.60531879

IRyS should shit her new outfit during the reveal.

>> No.60532294

i miss when gura was a fart shark
now she's just a no streams shark :(

>> No.60532880

She gets diarrhea often, so it could happen.

>> No.60533326

blessed thread boys

>> No.60533418

She loves to eat dairy products so I expect her fart to be extra stinky.

>> No.60534004

Yes and, she managed to convert them all into pops. And has been expelling gas from her mouth that way for at least 2 years now.