/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread:>>60052397

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Gurass

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I LOVE GURA

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>60084794
>>60084795
Not as much as I do tho

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Day 23! Give it up for day 23!

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Yeah but really though... I do love Gura.

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Oyasame, buds. We'll make it through this. We always do.

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>>60084828
that was yesterday

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>>60084894
Sharkdreams

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>>60084894
Oyasame and also goob morning.

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>>60084894
We shouldn't have to.

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>>60084828
>>60084951
On the chance she does stream today, we would have to come up with some kind of rrat to explain why each absence was 23 days, it would be too weird of a coincidence.

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Nice 3 years badge chumkeks! looking forward to the imminent Mario movie watchalong that will surely happen and she definitely waited for us before watching the movie! top fucking kek.

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>>60085212
shhhhh... relax, you had your fun.

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>>60085250
Tell 'em chumbie! Gura will blow the fuck out of them antis with 2023 Valentine's Day part 2.and 2024 Valentine's Day streams. I'm so looking forward to the Thanksgiving stream and all the Christmas streams we are 100% getting this year.

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if she doesn't stream tonight that's a new record, right? I think the previous one was 22 days.

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>>60085448
Excluding the hiatus? I lost count because I don't care anymore. I just want her to apologize for being a bitch with zero empathy and gratitude.

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lets start this thread out right, chumbies.
~~ You are now entering the c o m f y zone ~~

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>>60085551
>comfy
>ASMR
Shame she hates ASMR with a passion.

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>>60084789
Gurass love!

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>>60084828
*cums on you*

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>>60085551
Haptic feedback hugs with Gura

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Outer Wilds part 2 any day now

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>>60085770
Right after Fallout

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>>60085448
If none today its 24 days passing the tied record of 23 days twice in the last 4 months.

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>>60085830
Grim

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>>60085641
Teledildonics with Gura

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>>60084780
Best AI cover I've found this month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdqQx-5lM00

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>>59869631
Someone asked for a sleepwear Goober, but I got distracted designing a unique Remora nightcap, so I'll have to return to this idea

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>>60086162

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>>60085830
Let's go

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She will probably bring a well crafted, profissional and understandble reason for why she did not stream for +20 days

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we're 100% getting a members stream next week, maybe tonight

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>60086922
this one

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gura come home...

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>>60086709
The last time my agents saw her was 14 days ago. She was admiring Lana Del Rey and some pop music in mtv days

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>>60087100
Chumbie run that's a dino Gura!

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The only way we'd get Gura to stream regularly is if Yagoo ACCELERATES and debuts a new gen every 3 months.

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>>60087336
*Every day
This way gura will stream daily, INFINITY OVERLAP

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I still think she needs to hire a personal assistant, she has the money for it, and it would be a massive QoL buff for her. Cover seems to be dropping the ball managing her, she's clearly struggling, I'm honestly surprised that it seems like most of the big hologirls don't have some kind of personal hire to help them manage work/life things.
It seems like Cover does next to nothing for them except let them use the studio and put them in contact with brand deals.
I was really surprised to find out they have to book and pay for their own flights to JP and shit. You would think their managers would arrange that for them. If they don't even do simple shit like that then what do they even do?

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>>60087478
>If they don't even do simple shit like that then what do they even do?

Other than the few who bring them groceries from time to time, most of the "manger" work is tard-wrangling them on social media.

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>>60087478
I am the personal assistant and i help gura with her sexual urges, my ass hurts

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>>60087333
>run from dino gura
now why would I do that?

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>>60087613
Do you take both of her shark cocks at the same time? Or is it one and then the other?

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>>60087619
it's mating season

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>>60085830
Now this is the autism I come for
Thanks for the reminder how grim this year was

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>>60087619
She's gonna tears you apart cruelly and eats you.

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>>60086953
I want to have so much sex with police Gura that there's a permanent imprints of our bodies in the backseat of her police car T u T

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>>60084894
What´s Gura´s excuse this time?

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>>60086740
copebud really believe this

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>>60087894
Where's the downside?

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>>60088320
Iunno, she died or something. Not much else can explain it.

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>>60088434
I wish that sushi was my penis...

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be warned somone posted doxx on /pol/ prepare for tourists

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>>60087478
>she has the money for it
Unless Gura makes bank from her merch sales Gura has less money than most of her EN mates. Consider how little Bae for example could do with the one million yen she won; can't even afford part of an animation yet Gura has had multiple animation done at this point. Who know how much those costed. Then there's the update to all of Gura's equipment recently and the lack of superchats and youtube revenue this year, whatever money her family takes.

Another personal assistant might be harder at this point. How many personal assistants does an average EN idol go through anyway?

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>>60088895
This, her revenue must have floored since she can't stream. We need to keep supporting her and buying merch.

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>>60089148
Well she needs to release merch for me to buy it.

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>>60089195
https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

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>>60089216
I already own all the none group merch.

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>>60089233
there's nothing stopping you from buying the same merch multiple times

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>>60088895
>Another personal assistant might be harder at this point. How many personal assistants does an average EN idol go through anyway?
Another? I'm not aware of them having any in the first place, I'm not talking about a manager, they are fucking useless, I'm talking about a personal assistant, someone who takes care of tasks that aren't valuable enough to waste her own time on, IE: grocery shopping, making appointments for doctors/anything, arranging transportation, scheduling, fixing her fucking AC finally, errands, organization, fielding low level emails, there's a massive list of other things that they could do for her to free up her time and stress.
I don't think her family takes much/any of her money
Memberships alone put her over 6 figures this year, and money from their youtube channels accounts for, what was it, like 12 or 15% of their revenue? Based on the earnings report Cover put out a few months ago.
Also she does make a lot from merch, her merch sells better than pretty much everyone in EN doesn't it?
Also one million yen is like $8k, that's not much compared to how much they bring in per stream. Her equipment also likely doesn't put much of a dent in her earnings, as well as it all being things she can write off for taxes anyway.

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Damn brat, turning me into a lolicon

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>>60088895
Also I didn't even hear what bae did with her million yen, what was it?

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Child

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Buds, I was thinking today, is she suicidal? Like for real, is she gunna off herself? This silence is fucking weird at this point.
To go from as motivated and happy as she was in August, to suddenly falling off the planet one day, not saying a word to us, only coming back because she had to and being kinda off when she was here, to again falling off the face of the planet with an unprecedented level of no communication.
Did she get hit with like serious depression/mental issues randomly? At some point do we ask people to do a wellness check on her? How would anyone in EN know, or her manager know, if she's actually as hard to get in contact with as they say she is? Would they even think anything is off if she went radio silent with them for weeks?

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hello tourist here
i mainly watch jp but i recently came across a gura clip and i just want to tell you that your oshi is a cutie

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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>>60090110
T...Thanks

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I really really want to sex this

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>>60089532
Then yes I completely agree about getting a personal assistant. I've been hearing that manager are pretty much like personal assistants but someone whose pure function is the mundane stuff works too.

>>60089665
There's a clip about it but Bae talks about the limitations of the money and how much stuff really cost. She was throwing figures of 10 to 50 times the amount of what she got for the animation stuff Gura pulled off or something longer.

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>>60090302
I also want to sex this autistic smelly womanchild!

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>>60090657
Why don't get outsource their animations to Korea? That's what cartoons do since animation is expensive as fuck.

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>>60088895
she does make bank how are you people so new.even with the last leak she sold 170k worth of blue bags
"even bae" bae is a branch runt

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>>60091083
*touch*

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goob morning chumbies

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my wife

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I wish chumbies weren't so horny for my daughter.

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>>60090060
She is lazy and rich so she doesn´t want to put in ant effort. If you think she cares about her fans at this point I have a bridge to sell you

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If she has money problems on top of health issues it's no wonder she can't find the energy to stream. Don't forget to support sharky.

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>>60091746
Rich people off themselves all the time, just look at those 2 flesh streamers from a few years back.

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What should Gura do

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>>60091853
Which streamers?

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>>60091737
I'm allowed to be horny for my own wife. You may be my father-in-law but you don't control me!

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>>60091984
Reckful and Etika.

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>>60091910
Milk my penis with her gorilla grip cun.

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>>60092105
That left me disturbed since I watched reckful play Hearthstone a lot. Apparently you should never use drugs to cope with depression. He and his brother both killed themselves shortly after starting to use antidepressants and shrooms.

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>>60092398
The Gura shroom rrat is looking more grim every day.

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Gura's panties are growing femcumshrooms...

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hi

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too busy watching about israel, did i miss anything about gura?

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>>60092105
Oh that’s right. I thought there was some others you were referring to
Both deaths disturbed me, but I watched reckful pretty frequently. First time a popular person’s death actually made me feel bad for a couple days
>>60092398
The fucked up part is how reckful’s brother Guy killed himself when reckful was just 6 years old. Then reckful’s dad wrote a book about that horrifying experience and had reckful edit it to fix spelling and punctuation when he was 16

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>>60092879
Those are just the ones I can think of that were popular streamers, but well off people do that shit all the time, your brain chemistry doesn't really care how much money you have or how easy your life is.

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>>60092398
>He and his brother both killed themselves
>the older brother and little brother shown in this video both died by suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L3CCWkU4T4

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It can't be a coincidence she twice came back at the 23 day mark
Her return is nigh

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https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1711034364170220028

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>>60092879
I felt bad about Monty Oum dying to some random allergic reaction right when he was kicking off his dream series RWBY. I honestly wonder if some deranged hospital staff killed him since they're always discovering some nurse murdering a hundred babies before doctors start getting suspicious that they're always on duty right before the baby dies suddenly.

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If she does graduate, at least it'll be a lot easier for us to deal with because we are used to no Gura for almost a year now

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>60090060
suicidal id think so but certainly depressed

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Pull the trigger Gura, do it.

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>>60092398

the thing about him was that he was pretty vocal about his mental state and struggle against suicidal urges, he had friends around him, therapy and specifically avoided antidepressants because of his family history. nothing really worked and he self medicated with shrooms.

i think it was more his progressing bipolar condition than his depression that killed him, though certainly, better decisions could have been made for and by him.

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>>60093323
It's probably the max she can go without streaming without officially being on hiatus or some contractual shit like that.

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>>60095539
She's about to prove you wrong today

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>>60095590
We'll see

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>>60085018
>>60086001
>>60087191
>>60091991
that's a child

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I wonder if those infertile Swedish droplets of semen were really worth throwing away your 7-digits income career.

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>>60090060
If you think the WWE poll was just a coincidence, you are hopelessly retarded. She doesn't give a fuck, she hates this job and her fans, she only cares about herself and her semen supply.

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>>60096096
>>60096251
You literally have no proof beyond fake discord screenshots from 2 years ago and a few coincidences that prove nothing other than them being old friends. Kys.

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Lmao yeah sure she's soooo depressed... she is simply a stupid bitch with ZERO empathy, that's all. Why you think of all the million egirls on the internet she collabed only with Belle?
It was her first and last collab with a girl during HER career and Belle is a stupid bitch who only cares about money and cock, she was with her bf for 8 years before her Christams special came out and she knew she only got rich because her simps didn't know.

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>>60096451
I wouldnt hold it against her if it was true. Sure sucks for us but good for her. She didnt bring it into her job and went beyond all to hide it from us. It's geninely stupid to assume she doesnt have anything going in that direction when shes pushing 30, has enough financial means to support 3 generations and takes her private matters serious, like she should.

Wouldnt want her to suffer a loveless live like me so im just hoping shes happy with whatever she does.

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>>60096910
>loveless
She is loved by millions. It's the millions she doesn't even consider human beings that are losing this game, she got friends and money AND a cock to suck plus millions of people who love her as much as the holder of her favorite cock and probably more.

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The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

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>>60096451
Why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

Don't forget she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted. Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months (guess what takes 9 months to evolve).

Gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, so much that she got "platonically" pregnant with his child and birthed a cute Swedish-American mutt last winter. The WWE poll said "made by user from Sweden" because she was still/again in Sweden shortly before her 2022 birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in Sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family knows. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by Barbs, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" last month is because he received threats and she was trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Barbs's cock in peace".
Also, her brother became mutual steam friends with Barbs recently, "coincidentally" during her "hiatus": >>56593256 and Barbs said in his last DBD stream that he played Outlast Trials so much this summer that he got burned out, of course "coincidentally" Gura knew the game inside out when she streamed it for the collab, yes "coincidentally" for Christ sake wake the fuck up you braindead inbred cucks.

>muh lore
>Gura THE shork is totally an idol and she totally loves me! yeah me
You know that's just cope. It's more like she hates the shit out of you for still being a fan at this point.

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>>60093680
i love this one for some reason i just think is really funny

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I think she is getting high on mango breezers again, only explanation of her current state

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Gura is busy finger blasting Ame.

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>>60096451
>404
the truth hurts doesn't it? oh I know well.

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stream today?

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>>60098616
multiple even

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>>60098616
Just like yesterday.

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>>60098446
keep telling yourself that

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I really, really like this 3 years badge.

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>>60098772
You're so funny man you should be a comedian god damn!

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Gura said she was afraid of toilets, and apparantly she is afraid pf streaming too so how does she stream into the toilet when her bladder is full when she is afraid of both those things?

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>>60098971
Did mama shark fail in successfully potty training gura?

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>>60098971
Most likely got bullied or raped in some toilet maybe even more than once.

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I love the massive influx of whiteknight NPC-tier comments after a certain Tweet and YT video got posted, they aren't "defending" Gura because they feel the need to but because others told them to.

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>>60099036
Mama shark failed when it came to parenting Gura in general if that isn't obvious by now.

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>60099885
What tweet and video? Stop vaugeposting

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>>60099885
Idk I think the people making stuff up about Gura and attacking her are just as stupid.

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>>60099946
They shouldn't have bought her all that shovelware...

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>>60099991
Mittsu and that rabbit dramafaggot, they based their views on assumptions about Gura dealing with some serious health issues too.

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>>60100087
>shit talking mittsu
thats an og guramefag you are talking shit about

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>>60099946
I will be parenting Gura and raise her to be a proper adult, sorry for the delay

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>>60100087
>they based their views on assumptions about Gura dealing with some serious health issues too.
oh do you have proof of the contrary? let's see it

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>>60100057
They didn't even get Gura the good PS2 movie based games like Spider-Man 2, The Warriors, Star Wars: Episode 3, or King Kong

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>>60100186
pfff still shipping the yellow one in current year.

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>>60100186
who cares
they are a filipino drama faggot

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>>60100186
that guy is literally using the "Gura should never stream again to own the antis" falseflag as an argument.

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>>60099885
Are you new here? This is how it always is, and if you dont like that, then fuck off.

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>>60100470
Shes just a young filipina girl. Cut her some slack.

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>>60100186
Kill yourself

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>>60100186
faggot

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>>60100342
>>60100563
>>60100579
The age of gurame was the peak of holoEN. You can't deny this.

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Is Gura a fembud?

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she's just working on a big project

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>>60100694
yeah our lovenest

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Gura is currently nailed to a cross deep underneath cover headquarters in the secret level known as terminal ligma

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>>60100694
it unironically is her big 3Dlive

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>>60100762
this time with miku!

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>>60100638
Not for me, back when Gura was playing Terraria and Devour was. Also Gurame was only good before shipperfags actually took it seriously and started essay posting about ummmm ackchuially its reallly real becuz...

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>>60100655
she's just a dumb bitch

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>>60100944
Are you a fembud?

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>>60100638
Maybe for people with really short attention spans who stopped watching streams ages ago.

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>>60100944
fembud let me put my pp in you

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Now that the age of Gura is officially over I'd expect a lot of fembuds to debut like Rindo did back when Gura started streaming less but surprisingly there is still nothing.

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look at goombas fat fucking tail before i hit the hay

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>>60101232
I want to rub it

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>>60101232
what has hay ever done to you?

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>>60101469
Just feeling evil

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>>60101141
Age of Gura over? No its just suffering in third century crisis. Wait until Apollo gives us the divine gift of a new Aurelian and Gura's empire will be greater than it has before.

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>>60101141
stfu groomer

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How do you even keep a connection with her at this point

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>>60103240
5G brain chip

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>>60103240
By wearing my Gura cosplay to sleep every night

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>>60103240
By having sex with your daki every night.

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>>60103240
wdym? she texts me every day

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Cute Gura soon?

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Gura is ugly.

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>>60103522
Gura is always cute though

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>>60103240
schizoposting in the comment section of her latest VOD

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Gura had sex

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PARASOCIAL FUCKS

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dino

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>>60103758
with me

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here is your monthly Gura bro

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>>60104446

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>>60104543
Thanks, bro.

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is is true that gura's dating advice was to be a groomer on discord? link to the stream? i will kneel

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jwu seems like a slow Sunday?

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Been a lot of newfags recently.

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Can i borrow Gura just for a couple of days?

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>>60104889

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>>60100087
>they based their views on assumptions about Gura dealing with some serious health issues too.
Do people like you never watch streams? She’s talked about dealing with health issues.
What exactly are you basing YOUR assumptions on?

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>>60104988
I don’t like you

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>>60104988
I love you

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Maybe Gura has a crazy neighbor who keeps complaining about noise. I have to use headphones all the time now and this nutjob woman is still harassing me, I'm debating reporting her.

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>>60105322
I think Gura has

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>>60104988
do you like me

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>>60105322
what if they just got a house

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>>60104869
Honestly I think it's kinda cute.
Especially the ones that shitpost like they have more "hidden knowledge" than you and think they're about to ruin your day.

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>>60105452
True, however

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>>60105533
Mexicans look like that.

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I haven't been called a retard in a long time

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>>60105848
smarty pants

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>>60105848
Normally I might call you a smarty pants, but since you really want it, retard.
Retard.

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I want Gura to do a ”Guys talk” instead of the girls talk, so she can talk about cursed male knownledge? Does she know about urinal etiquette? Does she know why guys take a wide step to the side from time to time, especially when it is hot outside? Etc etc

That stream would be kino

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i want to bully gura's tiny pink nipples until she cries (from pain)

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>>60106171

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I want to tickle Gura's nipples until she cums.

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>>60104543
This counts as a stream for her. Reset the counter, see you in another 3 weeks Gura

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I want to cum until Gura tickles my nipples

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Gura I showed you my weenus, pls respond

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I want to Gura

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Please call me a retard.

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Please call me Banchoddas Chanchad

(Look what you are doing to us George)

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starting to wonder if she'll ever come back

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Buds should I buy a BMW 3 series or a Miata?

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>>60106931
A Miata cause you seem ultra gay

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Man these new mods are really retarded leaving dox alone and banning people calling them out

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>>60106927
Even if she does, it'll be a week at best before we get another month of this. I don't know how much longer I can do this, I'm tired.

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do you guys think gura is into nipple play (twisting pulling biting)

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>>60106931
miata
trying to maintain a beemer is crazy retarded
you'll get called a faggot but they're a lot of fun

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>>60106927
She will, don't think about it too hard.

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>>60106994
Miatas aren't gay

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>>60106579
Baby.

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>>60107415
Post chumbaby soundpost pls, I lost it.

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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Gura pushed me on the floor and stole my lunch money...

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>>60107118
I'll probably be called an anti for this but I'm at the point where I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to a stream anymore, her September streams were extremely bittersweet clearly forced to be there quit on hour almost exactly, minimal chat interaction and her "hua hua see ya next year" was literally gut wrenching for me.

I don't know whats going on with her and wish her the best but current Gura is not the same same desu I oshied so long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

hey chumbies, I wasn't around for past 2 weeks and I cant find any info. Is Gura having health issues again or next Japan arc?

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>>60088895
>whatever money her family takes.
Gura's family is loaded. even if you just go by the stuff Gura has said about her parents on stream without super secret illegal info, her parents are upper middle class. with illegal info, her parents basically hit the boomer jackpot and might be currently worth more than Gura is

[Anonymous No.]

See you next year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60107922
Sorry bud, that was me.

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>>60107978
who fucking knows

[Anonymous No.]

gurrah

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>>60107960
It's fine dude, you seem to be in a bad headspace. If you feel you need to step away from all this, then step away.
Not to say you can't come back.

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>>60107960
You and me both, brother. The good times were fun while they lasted, I'll never forget them but I wish we could have gotten more.

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>>60107978
Nah, she doesn't feel like streaming

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>>60107960
Nothing wrong with losing interest. It’s better to distance yourself from this before you start feeling negative about the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60107960
This is a good time to unmember, unsub, cancel any pending merch orders, close the thread, and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

What once was happy now is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60108763
>>60108802
>encouraging fans to leave instead of fixing her
totally not an anti btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>60108927
Gura wants a smaller chat to feel more comfy with her true fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60108927
>fixing her
I don’t think she gives a fuck about what you feel is wrong with her, because she said she found her happiness and it’s obviously wasn’t about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60108927
Gura doesn't need fixing, she's perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna sadpost.

[Anonymous No.]

Let’s be honest here… is it all over? I feel like things will never go back the way they were

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109190
It's over for you. Gura is still the same same desu for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60108956
She never said that and chat being a mess has more to do with people spamming then the amount if people watching. Streamers with more viewers have slower chats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109190
>one year of good activity
>two years like this
It'll never be over until you decide it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll always wait for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109239
I read this in this thread more than a year ago. Therefore it must be true because everything posted in this thread is true. Also the law of Schrodinger's Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109272
I respect that

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>>60109190
Why do you people act like you did anything to fix this before it was "over"?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109190
It's been over since late 2021 tbqh. I'm just here for the shitposts now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109376
You're certainly an odd one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109534
Just like my favorite fleshstreamer.

[Anonymous No.]

Guras activities with streaming more or less frequently coincide with the invasion of Ukraine and Isreal, coincidence? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109705
Gura commands a nuclear submarine. This is common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

So when will Gura play Mario party with Calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>60109767
>calli

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>>60109767
After every other single member in Hololive does. For the record, Gura will also score first place when she does so she'll be staying in Hololive indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I now understand why Gura said I love you to us so rarely, and usually never straightforward. We were the ones who fell in love, not her.

[Anonymous No.]

She is love, she is life. She is my wife.

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>>60107978
We literally have 0 information. She's just gone at the moment with no word.

[Anonymous No.]

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

day 24! give it up for day 24!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110068
waoh is that the new record?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110105
it is if we're not counting her only official break (January)

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110068
we're in uncharted territory now

[Anonymous No.]

Knowing that teammates are also left in the dark is somehow comforting

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>>60109974
Let's put it this way then. She knows that "love" is a strong word and doesn't like throwing it around all willy-nilly like a lot of people do, it loses meaning.
The fact that she says it to us at all makes it more special.
But also it's just embarrassing to say out loud

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>>60110175
They're fucking right now.

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>>60110155
It counts, but it didnt feel as bad because it qaa at least expected. How long was her official break, btw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110173

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>>60110258
It doesn't count, and even if you are counting it she was using twitter during it. She stopped doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60104543
this is literally clickbait, at least Ame has a couple lines

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I am expecting an announcement from Cover, either another "health" break or you know what

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110303
>REEEE it doesn't count
fuck off anti

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[Anonymous No.]

>>60110303
>she was using twitter during it.
Fair. Though I feel like I remember her only tweeting a few times.
This time is different, though, because it's an actual true ghosting with zero communication at all.

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>>60110175
I'm not even a big amesame fag, but I wouldn't be terribly surprised if that's related somehow. Could just as easily be a coincidence though, so yeah.

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>>60107068
>>60106931
>trying to maintain a beemer is crazy retarded
I've had my 3 series for years and it's been easy to work on, fun to drive, and hasn't had any major issues. I don't know about how easy it is to work on the new ones but E30/36/46s are all easy as fuck to work on.

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei with yet another song... why cant we have it this good..

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110637
>...
>..

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110637
Not Gura, don't care, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110637
And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
And sooner or later, it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know, you're alive
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

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>>60110331
Same. People keep saying “when is Gura next stream” but should be asking “will there even be a next stream?” Grim dark future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110916
I love Lain too anon... but I wish for more gura..

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/YuukaUta/status/1710271184388936173
damn how did I miss this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110926
The next stream is next year at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110966
This was posted in the thread a while back. You're just slow and don't lurk the threads enough which is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

tumtum

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... I think you are all cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111153
I'm ugly like Gura though.

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds admitting they think I’m the funniest poster in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110916
kek whenever I hear this song I think of Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111153

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura makes my balls swell

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111375
based and same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111375
She makes my heart swell AM I DYING??

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds make my balls swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111522
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So no stream tonight. The rrats about her expiring contract are getting a bit too real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111588
I'm out of goom, I can no longer paint my wife with my love. What use do I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111826
Rrats are naive for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111858
Anal juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>60111858
Drool, pee, blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>60110598
Cover probably asked Ame to check on Gura irl because she's ghosting them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60112071
Gura is fingerblasting Ame at this very moment.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I'm assuming either her contract expired, and they worked out a special temporary deal to have her do the September streams.
Or she just got majorly depressed and has, or will soon, off herself.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/BKGRHinoRRQ?t=3636
This was the final turning point

[Anonymous No.]

The voices are telling me we'll hear something from Gura Tuesday or Wednesday.

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>>60112502
But seriously though, good on her for actually going to the doctor.
I haven't been to one since I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

The voices are telling me that fembuds are stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60112502
Gura died of ligma...

[Anonymous No.]

The doctor probably told her to exercise and that's why she had the treadmill. Good shark.

[Anonymous No.]

Night's still young, we might get a stream tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60113463
CouncilRyS 3D tonight, there was never going to be a stream today.

[Anonymous No.]

i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>60113686
No! STOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>60113508
That's 3 hours after her usual time. It would be plenty of time for a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60113686
It's spreading!

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I’m really not going to like what happens with Gura in the coming months. This huge slow down in activity and complete silence can only mean one thing is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, it must be exhausting to know that your name is in at least one person's head at any time of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114048
yeah...Reflect jazz version

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114048
Yea, fembuds are cumming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114048
A 3d live like she said was coming and like has had an activity downturn before every time?

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU SHART! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114124
So when she's done with this 3D live things will go back to normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114301
you smell really bad :3

[Anonymous No.]

we'd have regular member streams if it wasn't for giftedfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114395
Did things go back to normal after all the other 3D stuff she's done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114124
>an activity downturn
Is that what this is? You think it takes almost 2 months now to make a 3D live?

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>>60114395
this time for sure!

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>>60114395
Then she'll begin preparing for the next 3d live.

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>>60114446 (me)
wanna bet we're getting a members streams right after gifted memberships expire?

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>>60114498
They'll gift more in the waiting room.

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>>60114124
How is that anything to even look forward to when there is absolutely no indication that Gura’s even work on it? Are we sure Gura is even alive right now?
This is the problem, I can’t get excited for any of the upcoming projects because she says barely nothing and gives no feeling of having her heart in it for the fans. It might as well be the same as her other promises that she didn’t follow through on.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you submissive and readable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114544
>gifting in a members stream

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>>60114547
Current outstanding promises: Not to play MGS offstream. That is the only promise. Nothing you're talking about is a promise.

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>>60114544
Gura doesn't make her waiting rooms public, you should know that.

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>>60114498
That'd be funny, but also really fucking stupid if that was something she was actually waiting on. If she has some super secret information she only wants to share with true members or something it's going to leak anyway

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura doesn't come back for Fantasy LIfe i, it's over....

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114446
Sure, go ahead and blame everything but Gura.
Here I’ll try one too: We’d have regular streams if it wasn’t for the monsters under her bed

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>>60114547
>I can’t get excited for any of the upcoming projects because she says barely nothing and gives no feeling of having her heart in it for the fans.
Pretty much this for me, if all she does is projects now then why would I get excited for them? Why should I care about them if she doesn't want me to care? She doesn't hype them up or even talk about them with us after.

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>>60114678
It won't leak because all the fakebuds have unmembered by now. They aren't liars who say they're unmembering but secretly don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114694
Hey, don't go telling people that I've been living under her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114678
it's not about information leaking they just don't deserve to be there, they're tourists

>>60114694
who's blaming Goobs, threadshitter? giftedfags feeling called out rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114678
>it's going to leak anyway
traitorous scum like that should be publicly shamed and executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60100186
mittsu should unironically kill herself just like Bjoran

[Anonymous No.]

>>60112502
I still remember the time we were urging her to go to the doctor about her issues.
I hope it's helping her

[Anonymous No.]

It actually makes perfect sense for an introvert like Gura to feel awkward around gifted members. I've always said sending supas is better than giving memberships away to god knows who.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is going to come back at the end of October.
>Source?
Me

[Anonymous No.]

Slow down

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>>60114807
It’s just baffling to me how you fags will blame literally anything other than Gura for the fact that Gura isn’t streaming. Somehow, gifted memberships are significant enough of a fucking issue that they are what is keeping Gura from posting or streaming to inform her paying members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115060
>blaming Gura
ok giftbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115060
It's specially funny since Gura thanks gifted members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60114855
>traitorous
Gura is betraying the expectations and love of chumbuds everyday. It’s to be expected that at least one chumbud will leak everything now because of her behavior

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like you guys just confuse each other when you argue like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115119
>blaming anyone and anything other than gura for why she isn’t streaming anymore
Ok retard.

[Anonymous No.]

not even hiding they're antis anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>60104988
Like a year ago, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115174
and you wonder why she stopped talking to us and isn't as intimate anymore, if you leak things she told us in confidence you are the lowest of scum to me, a disgusting traitor that should suffer the worst fate imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115419
No, more recently than that. Watch. Fucking. Streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115325
>retardedly tries to blame gifted memberships for being the sole reason why gura is willingly choosing to ignore members
>someone not buying that narrative makes that person an “anti”
Do you hear yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115418
Bjoarn?

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>>60115537
he leaks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115636
No, but lately he constantly says that the reason she won't talk to members anymore is because people leaked things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115636
yeah, jizz out of his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115679
wow, a rare thing I agree with him on

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115488
Post proof or timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115739
I mean, I don't know what anyone expects, it's $5, I don't know how you can stop people who hate her from spending $5 a month to leak her content, gifts or not. It's not really an excuse to just stop doing it all together.

[Anonymous No.]

I washed my clothes and sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115830
It's a matter of principle, I will respect you infinitely more if you support her out of your own volition than if it was just handed to you.

[Anonymous No.]

if she ends up doing a member stream next weekend I'm declaring a fatwa against giftbuds

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/2696204/76167b3bf7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115830
Good point. In fact taking all this time in between each member’s post and member’s stream just embolden’s weirdos to try and leak stuff because of how infrequent her activity for members is, whereas if she just continued posting things instead of stopping for so long the mood of the fans would be different and people would get used to the semifrequent posts and thus wouldn’t feel any weird ulterior motive to go after her by leaking things
Regardless, there will always be leakers and weirdos, but it feels like the lack of activity actually emboldens more people to leak

[Anonymous No.]

If she does a regular stream before a member's stream, I'm going to gift memberships to test if she really is avoiding members streams because of gifted buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115971
how fat is this wah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115971
shut up hali baba, go back and play assassins creed mirage

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115679
Just fanfiction then? Should I use their own weapon against them and say that you don't know how she feels?

[Anonymous No.]

the whole concept of gifted memberships is fucking baffling. It's like "I want member streams to be less special". Retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60115488
Straight up saying "I haven't been streaming due to health issues"? Yeah, that was like November last year.
Saying she wasn't feeling great after coming back from some unannounced break doesn't mean shit.

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>>60115998
why did you subject my eyes to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116250
>Nooooo it doesn't count
Why is it always the same argument with you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116428
It goes against their copy paste script along with making everything a sliver bullet or a "Gura killer".

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116422
For your sexual gratification

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno why you guys ever try and argue at all. No one ever "wins"

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116250
Reminder in one month we'll have gone a full year since then, with the only period of stable activity being the two weeks Gura overlapped Advent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116731
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116062
I've actually been doing that a bit lately.

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>>60116119
It makes sense in that, someone who was apprehensive about buying membership before, might change their mind after actually getting to experience it and then continue paying for it themselves.
But at this point, if I was any of the people that got gifted membership in the last 2 months and saw zero new content the whole time, there's no way in hell I would ever member on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60084780

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>>60116944
>if I was any of the people that got gifted membership in the last 2 months and saw zero new content the whole time
But if they’ve never had Gura membership ever before until now, then there is plenty of posts and vods they’ve never seen before. So as far as giftedfags are concerned it’s worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117002
Not gonna lie, I miss shortstack Anya

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117114
homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117078
I'm just saying if I got gifted membership and the last watchable vod was from 5 months ago, I don't think I would pay for more after that month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117130
Liking breasts makes you gay now, didn’t know that…

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116731
>Memory-holing the weeks before that
So you're just lying now?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura will cyb0rseggz us soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep your posts within the rules so we can all enjoy posting here and keep the quality of the thread high.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>60116731
>two weeks Gura overlapped Advent.
no matter how much you repeat that lie gura was stable for like 5 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117444
Bless nyamu

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>>60112502
Jesus she really likes to avoid saying anything at all, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117444
the nyamunyamy

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura actually the legendary holy fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>60117535
Okay but really no one should feel they need to go into details when it come to their personal heath to most people.
She just was excited to tell us that she actually went to the doctor and didn't plan on what to say after that.