/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura 3rd Anniversary Celebration
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an3rd
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gawr-gura

Previous Thread: >>59584336

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a point in having a general with nothing to discuss?

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>>59628806
Gura stopped giving a shit.

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>>59628938
Dino is a great discussion topic.

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I think Gura is neat.

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The dino roam these lands

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>>59628938
It keeps the cripple contained most of the time.

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goodbye, betas

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>>59628938
Is there a point in posting this every thread when you know the thread will continue to be made?

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Gurass

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>>59629063
one last thing, the report button does work. goobye

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I'm horny.

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>>59629119
Gurass poster...

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Gura smell?

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Gura is planning to marry every one of her chumbies.
Yes even you looking!

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>>59629230
Smells fishy.

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I'm a third of through my book now. I've got music playing this time and its extra comfy.

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>>59629385
*third of the way
christ did I stroke out?

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Gura's small, pink areolas... imagine licking them... imagine princess carrying her into a bed. Imagine how easy it would be to sweep her off her feet. Imagine easily overpowering her, imagine lifting her up to help her reach for her things, imagine being the bigger spoon for her. Protecting her smile.

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the pleasure of smelling gura's week old panties

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>>59629385
I can't help but want to interrupt your max comfy mode, but what music are you listening to and what book are you reading?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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You guys should tone down the horniness and talk about the recent streams instead.

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Who the fuck princess carry a woman, are gay? Real men firemen carry women weither they like it or not

Then you take her out for a milkshake, like a real man!

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>>59629804
Ok, I'll start with a summary of the stream last week:

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>>59629817
Doesn't a princess carry require more strength than a fireman carry though?

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luv da goob

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>>59629739
I'm listening to HOME and am currently on book four of The Expanse. I managed to get the whole lot for a decent price a while back.

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>>59629804
NEVER
CHILDREN BETTER AVOID THEIR SIGHT
FOR WHEN GURA STREAMS AGAIN I WILL BE LIKE MUSHROOM
SPREADING MY SPORES THE MOMENT I LSITEN TO HER AGAIN
I WILL BECOME MORE A BEAST THAN MAN

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>>59629128
*touch*

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Too comfy in here.
Eat this.

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>>59629979
Youtube is giving me a lot of things. What is HOME?

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>>59630431
=u=

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>>59630431

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Looking more and more like Gura is going to join Vshojo soon.

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>>59630431
Oyasame

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>>59630431
Oyasame, and thank you for reminding me what time it is every night. I sometimes forget.

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>>59630538
You might recognize this popular one
https://youtu.be/8GW6sLrK40k
and this is the album it's from
https://youtu.be/ZJ2RydH1EbE

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>>59628876
April 2021..... home....

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It is now October. Lots of streams soon

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wtf....

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>>59630863
October is my favorite month of the year. I love the autumn

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>>59630431
goob morning
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>>59630908
can you please fuck off

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>>59631006
Anon the first two are pretending to be me

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>>59630984
For some reason I always feel really lonely during fall even if nothing except the season changes

[Anonymous No.]

Would Gura approve your Youtube recommended videos?

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>>59631038
go bed

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I'm having sex with Gura

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>>59631423
I made this post.

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>>59631423
>>59631473
my posts

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>>59631087
I guess that's seasonal depression? I can understand feeling more depressed during the winter when you get very little sunlight depending on where you're from.
I actually go for weeks without my skin seeing the sun.

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I am the most schizophrenic chumbud.

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>>59628876
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsOZbdmhBCg

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>>59629817
Real men club their women over the head with a stick and then drag them back to their cave.

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Sex with a fembud.

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my wife

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>>59630431
sleep tight buddy

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gotta goom

https://files.catbox.moe/o3itqg.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lfghch.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4wi89l.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2z700d.png
https://files.catbox.moe/blcf6r.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4lf4wy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6rka8o.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/23f6yu.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/9lyvnw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/g7k4re.jpg

*passes out*

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Gura still probably leaves her clothes in the washer for too long and they get a mildew smell..

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Goob

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>>59632960
Perfect...

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This girl convinced me to buy crocs then disappeared... The absolute brat

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>>59632921
T u T

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>>59633078

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happy birthday

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i hope dinogura will continue to exist if gura graduates

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Gura mouse pointer
https://x.com/misaka11909285/status/1379995311511203843?s=21

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>>59633933
Cute!

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Quick while everyone is distracted, post your cutest Guras!
has it really been 20 years?

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>>59634729

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I fully expect nothing for the members anniversary again. Im at a point where I wish she would just tell us the truth about why she's not streaming, even if it's an answer I wouldn't like. Maybe it's a family emergency, maybe it's burnout, maybe it's management, maybe it's literally anything else. Im just tired of missing her. Too bad I know her well enough to know we'll never actually get a reason why

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Any recommendations to ewtch while drunk?

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>>59634855
It would take 2 minutes of effort to let us know she wouldn't be streaming outside of the outfit/anniversary for the last 6 weeks but actions speak louder than words.

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So is she only streaming regularly when EN 4 debuts?

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>>59635046
I don't know what "ewitch" is, but I may or may not be able to help you

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my trash piles have gotten bad...

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Imagine a fourdome with Gura, Gabby and Giselle

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>>59635232
Those three are the same person

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>>59635427
Gura wishes she was as hot as Gabby.

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>>59635212
Why is this semen demon so smug?

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I was about to fall asleep but I saw a shadow above me move and look what it was

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Happy 3 year anniversary day 1 members!

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>>59635680
Yep, a house centipede. I see them from time to time. They eat all the other bugs in your house. Usually I try to catch them and then put them outside.

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>>59635787
I caught it then put it in the toilet and peel on it

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>>59635845
Peed I meant

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>>59635680
Those are bros

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession to make. Sometimes when I try to pee, it doesn't want to come out so I have to pee sitting down and then it'll flow

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>>59636027
You should tell Gura this.

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I wanted to distract myself from sad Gura so I threw on a random playlist I haven't listened to in a long time on shuffle and it played Reflect first, a 1/36 chance to happen but rng wants me to suffer I guess. :)

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>>59636361
>from sad Gura thoughts*

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>>59629296
Eww. I'm not into that open dating thing.

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>>59635845
>>59635887
Enjoy dealing with all of the bugs it was eating

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Speaking of peeing, I usually poop every 2-3 days... is this normal? May as well ask since the threads dead anyway.

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>>59635680
you might have carpet beetle larva or silverfish infestation.

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>>59636847
If it bothers you just eat more fiber and drink more water.

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>>59636847
depends on your diet and metabolism, but unless you have issues with it, it should be fine. eat more fiber if you want to poop more or if they are dry.

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>>59636847
I think that's normal. The real question is, how often does Gura poop.

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>>59637215
I assume she uses some kind of laxative, judging from her getting miralax ads.

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>>59637351
She bought that for me actually.

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please stream...

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>>59637479
she only streams for me, sry.

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https://twitter.com/hana87z/status/1708059195101372557

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A good omen, I hope.

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>>59637782
Something happen?

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Ayy new Castlevania season dropped on Netflix, at least I have something to watch if Gura ditches the anniversary.

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>>59637611
cute

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>>59636847
Make it a routine, example every morning, or evening. then the body will adjust.

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20 years huh
how long you been in this shitstain site, chumbuds
i can trace my madness to the relic (dawn of war) forums when i read someone memeing indric boreale, and from there to /tg/

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>>59639509
I've been here since 2010. Mainly drifted between /v/, /o/, and /k/. Eventually moved to /jp/ during the vtuber boom and now I call this shitboard my permanent home.

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She's actually gonna miss the membership anniversary and not have a new badge for 3yr+ ready, won't she?

>>59639509
About mid 2005, started back on /b/ like most I assume

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

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>>59640380
>She's actually gonna miss the membership anniversary
She probably doesn't even remember it's today.

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>>59639509
Dawn of War was fun.

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Why does she post something on her ancient twitter account and still neglect saying anything on her official Hololive twitter account?

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>>59640814
>Why does she post something on her ancient twitter account
?

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How often do you imagine spending a lifetime with Gura? Falling in love, dating, marriage, kids, growing old together.

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>>59642671
I used to a lot, even had dreams of it. I cant these days.

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Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

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>>59643079
gabby is gura dumbud

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>>59643190
Meds

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>>59643079
How old is Gabby? I have my doubts about her being 9,000+ years old...

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>>59643332
16 at most. Gabby is just a normal human child.

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>>59630863
copebuds really believe this

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>>59643573
yeah after all it didn't happen last year either
wait

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>>59643568
>Gabby is just a normal human child.
Then how do you explain her supernatural ability to siphon all the goom out of my body?

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Streams next week. I can feel it

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>>59643734
I mean, eventually you have to be right. Unless she dies or gets fired somehow before she streams again.

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>>59643658
she never spent weeks going completely missing before last oct either

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>>59643777
I have insider knowledge. The voices in my head and the shadowy figures in my dreams were very specific that Gura will start her streaming marathon this upcoming week.

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>>59639509
06
GameFAQs was too gay and they fucked up the UI, so I came to /b/ to shitpost and have fun, and wound up on /v/
I became a chumbie because goob reminded me of those carefree days of early 4chan

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At least we have the GuraBijou collab on Friday to look forward too.

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>>59643966
What?

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>>59644400
Dude keeps spouting off random bullshit about collabs that aren't actually happening, just ignore any Advent mentions.

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>>59644536
But one day it's going to be real.

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Why is the catalog shitting on her again?

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>>59645078
why not

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>>59645078
They're stuck in an eternal loop with that shit
>guys have you noticed Gura doesn't stream!
They even larp as chumbies using copes /ggg/ has long abandoned like
>she's totally working on projects, she's busier than everyone, quality>quanitty

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Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

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Gura owes me a tremendous amount of sex.

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>>59645078
Total Chumbuds Death
Also I notice more and more artist are leaving her en masse, i think graduation is near

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>>59646057
Any day now sister

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>>59645078
>>59645681
Why not? She deserve every shitting and hatred, her treatment toward her fans is a blasphemy and i hope karma will get to her
We didnt even know if she is sick or dead or just lazy

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>>59646098
Call me anything you want but i wish she inform us atleast

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Gura please....

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>>59643734
Next week again, last week you said she will stream at the 1st october

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>>59646246
Soft graduation or busy devouring some swede cock, dunno

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>>59646246
I've watched vtubers for a total of 109.1 hours. Nice

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>even normies on twatter is getting angry
Well, one reddit post and she will stream again for sure

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>>59646384
>normies

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>>59646416
What you gonna do about it chud?

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>>59646305
You started watching in 2023?

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Gura.

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>>59646384
>Angry
more like worried.
Also wHo said she will play again Minecraft????

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>>59648045
Who the fuck said she's playing Minecraft?

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>>59646384
Post some examples

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>>59645078
Do you even have to ask? Gura is under scrutiny at all times because of her popularity. This is nothing new.

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spooky

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>>59648219
Who knows?? Was Advent, Myth or Council members on stream? maybe a member stream they did.

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>>59648325
That guy knows. Go ask him, twitter sisters.

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>>59648492
Fuck off with your shit that isn't even Gura.

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>>59648655
>Fuck off with your shit that isn't even Gura.

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>>59648307
Cute dall-e ebi

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>>59629039
Imagine hunting these. One by one, picking each off with minimal effort. Each family - decimated to a fine red mist. Their corpses littering the scene. None will be spared.

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>>59649142
>Not removing the dino costumes from the Guras and breeding them.
Why are so many gays congregating in this thread lately?

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>>59649142
>>59649235

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>>59635680
I moved from a place that had these all the time.
Keep every drain closed. From your bathtub to your kitchen sink, anything that leads to a pipe needs to be covered tightly. Also look for gaps between the floor and baseboards. Hire an exterminator to treat your place on a somewhat regular basis, and looks for ways to close the gaps in your baseboards (silicone or epoxy or some shit, idk)

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>>59649142
I've shot groundhogs, wild cats, and a raccoon that ate one of my chickens.
But I could never shoot a dino gura.
Unless she ate one of my chickens.

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didnt read the thread how are other chumbies doing? you all good?

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>>59649403
I am playing civ6

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>>59649142
>not capturing one to domesticate and protect your livestock
Gay

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>>59649403
I put "herbs du province" in my soup and it made it taste funny. At least it's still edible.

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>>59649403
I hurt my finger trying to set a mouse trap that accidentally went off. The weather is getting colder so they are gonna start trying to sneak in.

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>>59649403
Ye doing p good. Finishing my communications paper and then I'm gonna game dev a bit after cheating on Gura with her wife.

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>>59649535
I wonder what these things smell like? Also, they’re probably incapable of forming complete sentences, no? Like they would probably say simple one-worded expression, like “hort” or “stinky”.

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>>59649403
Just got done taking my two morning shits

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>>59649946
They only GAWRRRR!

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>>59649662
Why is she naked?

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You all should be praying for Gura every day.

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>>59649946
Does.. yours not talk to you?

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>>59649946
They go grawr and can only speak human when singing the lyrics to songs.

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Even Ayame has been able to manage a stream per week, Gura...

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>>59650900
Bro, you have absolutely no idea what she is even going through
Just be patient

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>>59650969
yeah we don't
because everyone else in hololive has the basic human decency to let their fans know when they will be gone for more than a week

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I tried to compare her to shion a while ago and now I feel completely ridiculous.

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>>59651074
What if whatever is happening to her is so bad, that it would make your life worse just to know about it
It’s likely she’s dealing with something like that related to her health since she doesn’t want to even talk about it

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She hasn't even bothered to look at fanarts in months except for one or two days after getting her new outfit. The only way she could do that and still care is if she was hospitalized or something but then she couldn't suddenly show up at a fixed date and stream for 5 hours as if nothing is wrong.

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Stop watching vbtubers since gura stop streaming. Try to watch others but isn't the same charisma level she has. They aren't Gura at all. Not advent, myth or council. There can be only one Gawr Gura. The rest just copies of her.

Some members are losing their minds, Already one of them was throwing a tantrum like Mason did months ago.

Gura next time read the SC before trying to speak that shit in fron of chat. It was a fucking Anti bait!!! red SC. They knew Gura would jinxed again. I hate that shit from antis.

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>>59651413
>Not advent
I like the dogs a lot.

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>>59651482
don't care you dogs. they are boring ass fuck for me

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i have a thought
it may be controversial but i think gura should fucking stream

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>>59651613
Nah. If she streamed now it would just feel disingenuous. Better that she continue like this forever.

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Can't wait for peppa pig 2.

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I'd have prefered a member stream but Gura+Kronii+Mori Devour tonight ought to be interesting still.

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>>59651860
who said this?

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>>59651900
Mori on twitter

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>>59651860
Is just Mori and Kronii. Without Gura, Mumei and Fauna will be boring with Mori

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>>59651942
Only with Kronii gura is not in it at all and she is not even listed.

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SNOT or no dice

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>>59651554
SEA-chama, please... Learn English... You've had so many years to learn.

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>>59651998
to add to that it's up on Youtube and she linked Kronii but not Gura so that tells you that she is not in this one at all.

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>>59652201
Devour with only two people? Sounds boring

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>>59652261
Mori is boring and has a problem running people like Gura off so I understand why Gura is not in it.

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>>59652298
She could at least bring Mumei, Fauna or someona from advent. 2 players for Devour will be lame.

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Gura would probably have joined this if Mori wasn't in it. I guess you can't force people to get along

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>>59652201
I wonder if Gura + another were originally planned to be in this collab weeks/months ago but they backed out for whatever reason
Devour with just 2 people doesn’t make sense

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>>59652016
Based

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>>59652421
what would make Gura back out? something is going on and with her going this long without saying anything or even doing something on twitter that is not like her. I'm worried about Gura.

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I don't really care about streams at all. Women are terrible streamers anyways. I just want Gura to give me the three years of sex she owes me.

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>>59652687
u rlly gonna drop a (you) to someone who thinks gura would have planned a collab on the member anni? at least make them work for it.

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>>59652687
>going this long without saying anything or even doing something on twitter
>that is not like her
How is that “not like” Gura?
She’s done this exact thing many times before. What’s happening now is nothing new and not grounds for concern whatsoever.
I’d be actually worried if the official hololive account put out a statement about her. Right now it’s just pretty standard Gura ghosting behavior.

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as usual I'm betting we don't see any sign of her until the collab on friday.

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Gura was always the weird kid of myth. She's a good singer but doesn't have any of the unique talents the other girls have. She always felt aloof in collabs, rarely reached out to anyone else, her big projects were always managed by other people with her doing just voiceovers or lazy minimum effort input.
Next year the girls are going to have another corporate mandated Japan arc to film for the next big concert, we will see if Gura lasts that long or graduates before she has to put some effort and time into Hololive. Either she comes back or leaves early 2024.

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I'm still catching up on VODs, which one should I watch?

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>>59652997
>She's a good singer
>but doesn't have any unique talents
dumbass

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>>59652997
KYS schizo

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>>59653136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Dy1CfuEtw

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>>59653136
Already watch Faith?

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>>59653219
Not really super interested in that one, sorry.

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>>59653230
WiLl YoU hElP mE

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>>59653230
I caught the first 30 or so minutes but it failed to grab my attention.

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>>59653260
Why did you ask for open ended suggestions then retard
What the fuck do you want to watch

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>>59653317
Faith 1 had a lot of reading. Just listen to gooba's voice until the good parts happen

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>>59653323
I'm down for almost anything. I liked the geoguessr stream a lot for example.

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>>59653449
if you're looking for back catalogues, bowser's fury is my favorite

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>>59653317
>failed to grab my attention
Simply focus on one thing at time. Fix your broken attention span. Stop switching between tabs.

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>>59653449
Just watch the geoguessr stream again then
No one here can help you figure out what to watch

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>>59653163
She's good but everyone in Holo sings, and Mori beat her as the singer of her generation. She never had any ambition regarding music. Natural talent can only get you so far

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>>59653485
I just find myself falling asleep so I close the tab and go do something else.
>>59653472
I'll check it out but I remember bouncing off the first time.

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>>59653563
>Mori beat her as the singer of her generation
Holy fuck deadbeats are delusional

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>>59653615
bro pretty much all gura streams are slow to start and pick up in the 2nd half

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>>59653317
Dios mio...

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>>59653615

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>>59653260
That's one of her best streams ever and you aren't a Gura fan if you don't like it.

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>>59653658
Not all of them but maybe this one.

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>>59653758
Okay it was decent but there's no need to exaggerate.

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>>59653615
Just fucking pick one and watch it
I find that I get immersed in whatever Gura stream if I just don’t think about it and just pick one and put it on. Even if I’m just listening and not actually watching, I’m usually focused on listening to whatever Gura is talking about

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>>59653845
It's a hell of a lot better than decent.

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>>59653845
I’m curious now, what do you think was one of Gura’s best streams?

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>>59652997
Copebuds will "Nuh-uh!" you but you are correct. Mori has put it noticeable effort to improve her singing and it shows. Gura might sing well but she sings about the same as she did during debut.

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>>59653974
SUPERHOT was the best stream

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>>59654005
who woulda thunk rarely doing karaoke since last year would mean not improving
The couple songs she sang for her birthday were meh compared to when she cared

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>>59654390
God I want to bully maid Gura so bad. T o T

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/FIREHIPPO1/status/1708443285793222737

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654390
>your shit particles will never violate Gura's nostrils and lungs
Why even live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654390
That's Gabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654725
gabby is gura dumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654761
Meds

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>>59654761
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654020
This, so much this

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that Gura and I went golfing at her local country club

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654761
>>59654777
>>59654786
dumbud is gura, gabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654824
Does Gura even know how to golf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654953
i should ask her

[Anonymous No.]

>>59654971
Should ask her why she doesn't stream first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59655098
too busy golfing perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>59652828
There were reasons for the other ones though. Sick, house hunting, covid, Japan arcs. Sunburn or pc issue.
What's the reason now?

[Anonymous No.]

Look at the bright side. She only has 31 days off in October and the first one is already half over.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59655399
you know know that you only get the reasons AFTER the break ends when it comes to her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59628876
shark with a party hat

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111866052
I like my women like my legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>59655501
Yeah most of the time but I can't think of what possible reason it could be now or why we shouldn't be concerned

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59655501
She has never given a reason before besides the only time she did try it fell apart on stream then she got mad and said she was not telling us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59635680
That reminds me that I recently found an earwig crawling around in my hair as I was trying to sleep. Is it really true what they say about them? Do they burrow in your ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59655684
just go ahead and be concerned and miserable then
I don't know what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>59651860
Gura is not in it? liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>59655710
I want to eat a gurrito

[Anonymous No.]

>>59639509
I don't remember the exact year, but it was definitely pre CODE GEASS CODE GEASS CODE GEASS CODE GEASS
I was underageb&. Good old times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59652421
The other two people they usually collab with graduated.

[Anonymous No.]

ojibuds...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hates feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>59656645
No. Gura loves feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59650969
Shove that patience down your throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>59656645
Wrongest post in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59643413
I work with an Indian and we were having a conversation about music (he doesn't listen to much) I did an impression of what I think Indian music sounds like which was basically this.
We had a good laugh together. Gonna miss the guy when he leaves soon.

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>>59656645
Of course she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>59649445
You're addicted!

[Anonymous No.]

I think about Gura's little lady parts a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59656585
What? I've only been a wizard for two years.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657464
I’m feeling a sexual attraction to that shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's blue crocs, still warm from her feet, make the perfect resting spot for a tuckered out ebi. But he can't sleep too long, or else Gura will accidentally squish him with her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657705
Oh no, that would be awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657705
It makes me kind of sad that Gura will never see this. She would have liked it a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657849
It's AI generated anyways. She would pretend never liking it if she found out.

[Anonymous No.]

I was expecting the new badge to be up by now, even with no frame/stream, but nothing yet, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657967
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657887
Gura doesn't pretend to not like AI. She's pretty open about liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658001
I don't think that's particularly retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658068
There is no reason to think there would be a badge today when you know Gura has no idea what she wants the badge to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59657967
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658105
oh this is gonna be the next argument loop, ok
not from me, good luck with all the other (You)'s, I'm gonna go to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658105
you now remember that she planned to do a member stream where she wanted to design the new badge with members

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658171
you work on sundays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658212
And she didn't follow up on it like most of the things she says she'll do.

[Anonymous No.]

Just let him reply to himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658171
What argument? You know the last we heard about it she had no idea. It's very unlikely that she made up her mind and got a badge made secretly while in ghost mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658303
Dino Gura is just a girl in a costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658238
Shit man didn't realize just turning on obs and talking for a few hours was comparable to actual work.

[Anonymous No.]

kek he misfired

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658361
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

i feel a stream coming this week
my old bones are starting to twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658303
rubrubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658345
Maybe she should stop going ghost mode and make good one what she said she'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658362
??????????

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone give me (You)s and call me a retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658408
Another stream or just the collab on friday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658410
this always makes me chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658362
Being entertaining is much more difficult than many jobs. There's a reason why streamers say they're exhausted at the end of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658256
just empty words
like wanting to go back to streaming like in 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658447
Tensai

[Anonymous No.]

guys the thread is dead and there's like 2 people here not the time for a raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658466
No one else has any problems with streaming. It's just Gura really. Don't think its as difficult as you're making it out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658362
It's more work than what I do. I just reset people's wifi, ask chat gpt why computer broke, watch youtube and pretend that I'm looking at JIRA for tickets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658452
dont know my bones only rattle when gura is near.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she doesn't stream too much this month, it's gonna be a really busy October for me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658471
>wanting to go back to streaming like in 2021
She'd needs schedules to do that cause it's clear her "feelings" and "motivation" alone won't make her stream consistently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658552
Pretending to work takes a lot more effort than whatever Gura is doing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658362
>>59658414
This is actually super funny, the retards just scan for posts containing the word 'work' and then dogpile on them with replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658657
Gura is actually working. You will regret your words and deeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658657
you gonna be btfo after halloween shit she is preparing for chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658710
>>59658856
She's "busy" being a lazy sack of shit and taking advantage of people's good will. Nothing she might have will even remotely justify the amount of time she took of from streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658466
And yet she has no problems doing it for mandated merch shills

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659037
She does though. Both her streams were only 1 hour, if she had no problem they would have been longer than that.

[Anonymous No.]

My left thumb has been feeling numb and tingly occasionally over the last few weeks. Google tells me I might have some nerve compression (I crack my neck a lot) or diabetes.
These potential problems stood out for me because I may have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659076
Yet the other holos didn't have any problem making theirs longer. Again this is just a Gura problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659132
RIP chumbie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659076
Well she should come back and do another 1 hour stream then

[Anonymous No.]

what IS gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659147
Now you're admitting Gura has a problem. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659183
Nta but it's laziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659210
Laziness + sickness + business + travel hort + sunburned again. Simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659132
diabetes has a lot more symptoms
it is probably something nerve related. I had an abscess in my gums a long time ago and half of my jaw was numb, because it was pressing against a nerve

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659183
>Gura has a problem
Being lazy? Sure, but not a legitimate problem and this was about streaming apparently being so hard and exhausting when it clearly isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is having a hard time streaming because its a very difficult job. thanks chumbros i have my new cope for gura's absence

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659313
It clearly is. Get your head out of your ass and you'll be able to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659461
All I see is Gura's lack of content throughout the past two years whereas everyone else in EN is producing content just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I sometimes wish I had the energy to have internet fights with people I don't know about mostly made up things and just go back and forth for hours or days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659261
Don't forget computer and isp hort

[Anonymous No.]

>>59658920
her job isnt only streaming retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659642
Those two. But I am not like you. I believe her when she says these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659600
Is something going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659664
>>59659461
Man this chumcope is sad by this point
It would be another story if there was content to show for it

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is this big

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659681
you probably also think that BigFish is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659686
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659600
Arguing about dumb shit takes no energy. That's why it's so popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659698
faunas 3d
mumeis 3d
retweeted new merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659769
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659664
>her job isnt only streaming
Yeah it's also to do basically nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659733

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659769
Oh shit, she recorded a few recordings like everyone else in Hololive does. That's totally a good reason to take a month off when's she's already barely done anything this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659768
Is that really true? It seems so exhausting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659717
Sucks to be (you), anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659981
It's really true. People do it to avoid things that are actually exhausting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59659955
kiara wasnt streaming and no one is whining yet when Gura takes a little break threadshitters come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660046
Just like gura and communicating to her fans kek

[Anonymous No.]

I shit 3 times this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660046
I guess I'm weird. The last thing I want to do while I'm sitting at my desk, in my room, is argue with people on the internet.
I just want to relax and watch streams, play video games and chill with you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59651220
Faggot that doesn't stop her from just saying I won't stream for the next 6+ weeks besides when Cover makes her. If she can suck it up for a 5 hour collab and walk on a treadmill for her anniversary stream she can sit in a chair and talk to her members for an hour or god forbid fucking get a new membership badge commissioned and ready by the time 3 years rolls around.

[Anonymous No.]

I shit 2 times this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660293
That just means you didn’t get it all out properly the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660239
Because Kiara literally has some of the highest stream hours in EN and communicates with her fanbase. That's why no one gives her crap for taking a small break compared to someone like Gura who barely ever streams anymore, doesn't communicate, and basically took month off again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660381
talking is more exhausting than just playing a game during collab, notice how she barely talked because of how sick she is, yet she found time to show up for us

[Anonymous No.]

See you next year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660382
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

I generally shit once a day about an hour after my first meal of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59651413
>They knew Gura would jinxed again. I hate that shit from antis.
Keep blaming everyone except Gura for the entire past year, of course it's completely out of her hands right? Everyone else is breaking her hands every time she goes to click that start stream button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660421
this isnt kiara split, why are you bringing her up??

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660251
Yeah writing a simple message on either her YouTube channel or Twitter is too exhausting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660383
>>59660475
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

i get that you want to argue with people pretending to be dense but you can just stop and they'll argue amongst themselves instead
saves a lot of time honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660483
Because that anon brought her up and complained that people weren't complaining about the little breaks she's taking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660555
rub

[Anonymous No.]

Gura can do no wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Why Gura, why? I thought what we had was special

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660640
We were too needy amd shot down ideas she wanted to do like streaming on twitch and doing reaction content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660716
Cover wouldn't let her do that anyway. And most people in chat supported it.

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is wrong with some of you
i only have to shit every 3 days or so

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660751
That's not healthy go get your gallbladder checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660751
You should see a doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660640
And in reality she does not even know you exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660751
auschwitzbud...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660780
>>59660789
Every three days isn’t bad, but he should definitely eat better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660780
>>59660789
>>59660809
>>59660824
Fuck off, google says thats perfectly normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660875
describe your shits in detail and we'll tell you if they're healthy or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660875
Is your stool easy to pass and well formed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660928
nice try scatfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660875
I was defending you, I just wanted you eat better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660928
>>59660955
Fuck off, I'm not talking about my pebble shits here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660955
Well, to be honest its pretty soft most of the time but recently I had one that was so fucking hard it ripped my stomach walls apart and I bled a bit. I forgot to eat my usual amount of eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660875
It is normal but you could probably shit more often if you tweaked your diet some. Which would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gaining a lot of weight recently. Perhaps thats why I shit at least 6 times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660433
>yet she found time to show up for us
She found time to show up for Cover, not us, if it was for us she would be there for the member's anniversary, she cares so little that she doesn't even have a 3 year badge made after mentioning it almost 2 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

So is this "rate my shit general" now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660483
NTA, but ask the guy who brought her up, not the anon you asked.

[Anonymous No.]

Yurohours are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>59661153
Oh sorry I forgot we're only supposed to shit on Gura here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59660751
I'm mean if a little black dude can gargoyle stand over a toilet and make brown maybe twice in a month and seem okay, who am I to judge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59661230
hot

[Anonymous No.]

No Gura finally made me download and play Elden Ring. Good choice i have to say it manages to distract me greatly and I have a lot of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>59661113
>6 times a day
Bro, how much are you eating!? And what? And Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59661309
I've been playing gran turismo again. I'd love to see more holo girls struggle with license tests like korone did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59661309
a pity gura was too weak for elden ring and dropped it after 2 streams