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What do you think life is like in the timeline where Kiara was the one to become a viral ebin meme during the coof lockdowns instead of Gura?

>> No.59628798

grim

>> No.59628844

don't care, didn't happen. I love her anyway.

>> No.59629234

Darkest timeline

>> No.59629379

Never happening with the boring games she plays most times. You have to play the most popular, FOTM and newest releases and RPGs never do well on EN side.

>> No.59634980

>>59628746
They'd have to replace her with someone who's not an ESL dyke

>> No.59636920

Is this how kfp copes? Really sad :(

>> No.59636962

i hate SEApeople

>> No.59637135

Ironically, Gura doesn't post memes and Kiara is kinda the only Myth who does.

>> No.59638585

>>59628746
World peace, literally

>> No.59638776

Kiara YABs would actually go viral and be used against her.
Her twitter under scrutiny.
Most likely publicly doxed by some semi-mainstream media
>Top vtuber considers Indonesians to be monkeys after tweeting this bizarre tweet

>> No.59638999

>>59628746
I love Wawa yet I'm not sure she could handle the fame.

>> No.59639034

>>59638776
>doxed
I can't imagine living in a world where we know what Kiara looks like.

>> No.59639192

>>59628746
>the most popular EN chuuba is the one from her gen that cares the most
Utopia

>> No.59639241

>>59628746
Wouldn't happen, she just doesn't have the mainstream appeal that Gura has.

>> No.59639365

>>59629379
>>59639241
Have you retards ever heard of a hypothetical?

>> No.59639462

its a good thing we are in the timeline where she is my lawfully wedded wife

>> No.59639507

>>59639365
The average user here no longer understands jokes, you expecr them to work with a hypothetical scenario?
Soon people will probably start unironically posting /s

>> No.59639530

>>59639365
Asking what life would be like if Kiara was a meme queen is like asking someone to guess what my post number would be if dinosaurs were super intelligent and they backflip kick deflected the (((asteroid))) and invented language and computers and 4chan and I was a dinosaur on the Virtual Dinosaurs board. It's so far detached from reality that any theory is meaningless. Kiara did not become a breakthrough meme since she is not capable of it. She would need to have far fewer """filters""" (flaws), but a flawless Kiara resembles Gura far more than current Kiara.

>> No.59639579

>>59639365
Let's be real, OP doesn't care, this was just an excuse for an Orange Woman bait thread

>> No.59639838

>>59628746
She might have actually caused a yab by representing Germany in Eurovision and winning as an Austrian.

>> No.59640194

In that timeline Gura may have already graduated. She's sticking around because Cover pays their mascot child better than anyone else in the company.

>> No.59640250

>>59639241
Gura has:
>Lots of subscribers from before becoming Gura
>A blue shark loli model, which combines the popularity of Baby Shark and "Blåhaj" from IKEA
The game was rigged in Gura's favor from the start

>> No.59641346

>>59628746
I don't think kiara would go as viral as gura so the gap between her and the others would be a lot smaller. it would still be possible for someone else to take her spot if she sits around to long. gura is happier in her corner with her three to five thousand chumbies and whoever wants to collab with a still reasonably popular shark. she still slows down eventually because bad habits don't just disappear like that

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