The Shiori Novella - Chapter 3, Page 305

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Human beings are ultimately nothing but carriers—passageways—for genes. They ride us into the ground like racehorses from generation to generation. Genes don't think about what constitutes good or evil. They don't care whether we are happy or unhappy. We're just a means to an end for them. The only thing they think about is what is most efficient for them.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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Good night my Novelite friends.

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>>59484802
it's not you're just trying to be helpful, sometimes I even like to continuing your story, but I've been busy for a days and cannot into writing at all.
(remember the continuation of imouto story and kouhai senpai story ?)

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I am going to Shiori

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Shiori, no!
Er, sorry, wrong chuuba.

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SHIORI CUTE

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>>59485026
Goodnight. Sleep well.

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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

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>>59484802 #
Hmmm... abit busy atm but off my head
Shiori babysitting either advent or novelites (page, bookwyrm and novelknight) in a daycare and the hijinks it ensues. At the end of the day it was fun and worth it for Shiori after seeing them off
abit of a tardwrangling theme that's suited for today
Ok im off back to work

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look at my cute wife

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>>59485042
I do, those were fun and I liked the writing.
>>59485151
Sure, I can do that on top of the one I'm currently writing.

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and again...

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SHIORI A CUTE

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I walk the path of cutesex shiori, I believe novelite should join me.

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A few hours of her collabing with the homos is nothing compared to the hundreds she’ll spend with us. She loves the Novelites and only the Novelites. Support our oshi to the very end!

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>our

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Which collab are you most excited for?

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>>59485026
Rest well

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>>59485253
kill yourself

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>our

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>>59485156
I can't see anything

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goodnight novelites
minecraft streams filter me a little, I'll still watch but I'm gonna be a bit tuned out tomorrow
will be completely worth it though with the monumental amount of personal attention we'll get on saturday

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>>59484929
I've been a lot happier, but I fear that I'll go back to my pretty low baseline if things go to shit and I've always been aware of the potential for that. I wish I had literally anything else to base my whole life around, but I've ended up here due to lack of shits given about everything else. I am really hoping it works out.
I should probably just go to bed. Goodnight anons.

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>>59485380
Goodnight anon. I hope your dreams are peaceful.

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>>59485380
Sleep well anon

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Don't go to sleep, I don't want to be alone...

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Bold for you to think Shiori wants to collab with anyone other than me

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>>59485477
Stop talking about Dimitri! YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT ME PROFESSOR!!!

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>>59485466
cum on this shiorin

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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Cuckolds

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>>59485466
Hi bby, I'll stay wit chu~

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C U C K E D

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I'm honestly more annoyed by the fact that all this is completely unnecessary and could have been avoided if she just didn't make a tweet. I guess I'll never understand women after all.

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Thank you meidos

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Just passing through, don't mind me

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>>59485669

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https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1707633202213404932
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1707633202213404932
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1707633202213404932

So, I was outside for nearly the entire day
What DOES she mean by this? Should I be worry?
And why is the catalog on fire again?

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>>59485906
She consciously tries to avoid controversy, but ends up giving them ammo at the same time. Shiorin...

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>>59485989
Haha, Chinkiori

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i live with my parents how will i explain the shiori daki in a year
better yet how do you hide one

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>>59485974
You can check the last 2-3 pages, I don't want to timeloop honestly

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>>59485906
Same, I miss my comfy thread. I guess, it will take a while for this place to recover unless she gives another ammo but we'll see.

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>>59486082
Body pillows are unironically recommended for good posture while sleeping. Just hide the Shiori sheets when your parents enter your room.

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>>59485974
Mane-chan saw this and didn't tell her off.
So that means it's super okay.

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>>59485906
>>59486120
It's the same as it's always been, just report and ignore anyone that comes in and tries to disturb us.
We've been through this since debut.

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>>59485974
>And why is the catalog on fire again?
She thanked Flayon on twitter for complimenting her piano piece.

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isn't this like your 4th thread in under 8 hours? tf is happening?

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I love my horny-but-unpunished-by-management goth GF.

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>>59486151
...
Shiori what the fu-

>>59486086
Checked, dramafags are retarded and desperate like usual. Hope Shiori know what to do

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>>59486082
you don't explain, and push comes to shove just say that you like it
That's how it went for me, they just ignore asking for the reason after that unless you do something weird with it or if you're an abusive husband that doesn't wash their daki in which case shame on you

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>>59486205
This is one of the fastest splits on the board, and has been since it was made.

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>>59485944
oh, hi boss. good work, hope todays meal doesn't destroy your guts.

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>>59486205
shiori has existed for 61 days and this is number 305 so we have had an average of 5 shiori threads a day

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>>59486205
Shiggers party hard.

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>>59486205
Remember during debut time going to sleep and wake up with 2-3 unread threads? those were the times

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>>59486205
We're playing jigex.

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Diamond Dog here, sorry that the catalog shitters are going after your Oshi again, wish they'd just leave Advent alone.

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>>59486180
I don't care about catalog shitters. It just really makes me think how much of a dopamine hit it is if it justifies knowingly creating a shitstorm around yourself. I really don't get it. You just can't overcome some differences in body chemistry, I guess.

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>>59486150
how are you supposed to sleep on one

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>>59486245
I guess it's just occurring to me now just how fast this thread moves, fuck. /ope/ moves at a snails pace

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>>59486329
Your threads shit on Shiori all the time. Fuck off.

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>>59486329
Ruffphile? Pebblian? Anyhow, imagine going outside of this thread, wouldn't be me.

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>>59486329
Congrats to your rock for beating Malenia. Bau bau.

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>>59486120
Come back at yasashi hours BAU BAU

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>>59486193
Nothing burger and a half, and if were anyone but Flayon there wouldn't even be a quarter of the shitposting.

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ive been watching holos since council debuted and i had no idea who flayon was until 2 hours ago

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>>59485977
I like this artist so much

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I really want to discuss the events in the timeframe of her waking up until the stream but I don't think this is the hour nor the day for that.

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>>59486623
Some guy in a irrelevant branch, I believe

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https://x.com/EpiJBP/status/1707630115306303611?s=20
VOTE VOTE VOTE

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>>59486682
Do it.

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>>59486707
done

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>>59485535
is it gay if they kiss?

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>>59486682
she wakes up at 11 am and spends 4 hours schlicking to character ai, plays piano for 20 minutes, then she edits her cruise video (soon tm) until her alarm goes off telling her to stream, then she does what she thinks as her hw until its time to schlick to character ai to bed again

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>>59486733
you voted for kaela didn't you

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>>59486742
Woah, she is just like me.

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>>59486623
>ive been watching holos since council debuted
That's nothing to boast about, newfaggot.

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>>59486739
Just say no homo

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>>59486623
keks

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I want the Ao arc back.

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>>59486756

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>>59486756
nta but yes

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Imagine spending your time trying to reason with retards
Instead you can ignore them and spend it on watching VoD or your kamioshi
Now please excuse me, Shiori is going to play with my sunflower

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>>59486805
>>59486807
i'm going to cry..

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>>59486742
She does her steppies first before streaming.

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>>59486739
i want them to kiss so bad oh please i need them to kiss

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>>59486841
one schlick movement is one steppie in her mind
she times each one

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>>59486814
What's pissing me off is you guys constantly referencing it, rather than acting like it's not there. Don't bring it up, just post about shiori and the vod

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>>59486742
There is no way she shlicks 8 hours a day to c.ai. Her cltioris would have a texture of a sand paper.

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concern fagging a little
some of the replies on her twitter are pretty nasty and out of containment, but if she a true profesional just like the anons says. I hope it will not affecting her
also
Nigger I know your fetish are ryona and NTR, but you didn't need to show it and forced it like a fucking exhibtionist.

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Someone post the dinosaur arms doesn't masturbate copypasta.

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>>59486862
10 000 rubs? Wouldn't that be a bit too much? What does she have against vibrators?

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It’s a complete nothingburger. Most EN talents collabed with a male at some point and nothing happened. Stop feeding the sisters.

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>>59486878
Yeah and let them shit on Shiori, no thanks. Unlike you I have the balls to defend my queen.

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>>59486742
>>59486862
>>59486890
>>59486930
>>59486961
Shiori doesn't shlick, ever. She has never once masturbated even out of curiosity. Why? Because her arms are too short to reach down there. Showerheads? Never thought of using them even once. Table corners? She thought it was too dangerous and she'd hurt herself. Toys? Too expensive. She can't consult other girls about it because it embarrasses her. Humping her kazuha pillow? She doesn't wanna get it dirty and keeps it in pristine condition at all times, has existential dread when her cats lay on it.

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>>59486991
kys

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This is the cutest she has been.
https://youtu.be/tqrbtOQEZzk?t=6865

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be shiori novella
>I rolled for dang heng, but I don't have a time playing
be me
>I want to enjoy genshin fountaine arc, but I don't have the time for them because I need my writing and working reps
WE ARE

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>>59487015
You will NEVER change the minds of dramafaggots that don't even watch anyone.
You will NEVER change the mind of a wall.
If anyone genuinely cared, they would be asking here like >>59278527
All you're doing is wasting your time on shitters that do not care.

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>>59486961
anon please shes trying to be active and healthy

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>>59487024
Nah she masturbates a lot and I've seen her do it

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I came here to say that I don't like Shiori as a person ever since her PL days but I will continue to jerk off to her because she lucked out and got one of the sexiest models ever.

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>>59487035
No, you. I love Shiorin and nothing will change that.

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>>59487024
Shiori is a serial masturbator.

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>>59487098
furina inspired me to play again and i want to for her but if i play the game for longer than 3 minutes i feel like turning it off again

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>>59485906
>all this could have been avoided if she didn't do x
Anon, shitposters will anti her any time she breathes no matter how minor it is. This catalog faggotry is just the latest in a long line of antis hyping up the most nothing of nothingburgers

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>>59487015
you want to fight a lost battle ? suit yourself.

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When did she become a Queen, wasn't she a Princess? Was it the latest writing prompt?

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>>59487248
i killed her mom for the inheritance

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>>59486849
It would be a cute tete chu moment. Nerissa would act all brave and confident but she's really shy about it, and Shiori is a blushing mess while trying to tease us novelites for wanting to see such a lewd act between coworkers and rissa for wanting to kiss her so badly.. but we know she secretly wants to as well. In the end they would just kiss eachother on the cheek, but nerissa would constantly elude to a kiss on the lips next time which would make shiori flustered.
>guys i have thoughts about different scenarios of them together and I'm starting to think it's not normal
>I just think they look and act pretty cute together
>not me trying to push my dying kroniixmumei ship onto two other girls because I am actually sad about it

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>>59487015
by any casuality, are you the anon who keeps making Shiori threads in the catalog when she starts a stream?

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>>59487165
>if i play the game for longer than 3 minutes i feel like turning it off again
I understand this feeling, sometimes I like and dislike their story writing.
when its good, it is pretty engaging
when its bad, I want to spam tapping the space button.

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>>59487212
Last time threads were this fast was weeks ago.
Anon, you can't convince me that she just had to reply or otherwise she would die, okay? Ignoring a bunch of fags sounds like the easiest thing in the world to me.

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My shigga bookclub, what's your opinion on this one?

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>>59487248
She was eager to have sex with me in the throne room.

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>>59486739
It's ain't gay if you say "no homo"

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>>59487335
I will fucking hate this bastard, if they're a same person who keep making thread about her on the catalog.

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>>59487165
NTA but I get it. Outside of playing the story and doing comms to save up on primos, I have very little incentive to keep playing. The gameplay just doesn't hit like it used to and it is overly repetitive.

HSR is great so far and I've loved HI3 for years. I hope with p2 coming out soon HI3 gameplay doesn't change too much

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>>59487024
Of course she doesn't, why would she need to when she has flayon?

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I liked Shiori's Grandma roleplay...Am I weird?

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>>59487442
I starting to dislike the ineffective farming, and they multiple layer for a fucking artifact.
it's discouraging me to roll a new character, because I'm fucking lazy to farm.
so pretty much I just play, when the new archon quest were released.

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>>59487301
I share this thread with a Kromeifag?

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>>59486623
apparently shioris knowledge of hololive isnt a sparse as we thought

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>>59487015
Youre a mindbroken cuvk

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>>59487556
Farming is the worst part overall, honestly. I think in the short term the open world was a nice concept but now, everything is just so far apart and in tough-to-reach places or the drop rates are shit. Again, gameplay doesn't even make up for that fact anymore. I really loved Genshin when it dropped but man, it just feels like a waste of space on my hard drive. I think I'll keep going just for the story but idk

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>>59487671
we did it reddit

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>>59487301
THAT'S IT ANON INJECT THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS THATS THE GOOD YURI

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>>59487359
She actually did nothing wrong though. If she was responding to a literal rando, I'd raise my eyebrows, but it's literally just a colleague.
You sound like a shitposter fake fan to me

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>shiorin would have the bigger butt while rissa would ofc have the bigger tits
>everyone agreed

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>>59485906
Well, I guess she better not stream, she might interact with one of the homos there too.
While we're there, may as well just lock her up in the top floor of a tower, and throw away the key.
Take out the stairs too for good measure.
You're a moron.

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>>59487699
ah yes size
>they don't understand or lazy for optimization
>they could have "deleting old files" on mobile but there's no such thing on pc.
>they promise a feature for deleting TCG for those who doesn't want to play, but where are they ?

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>>59487777
no, i think my oshi has the fatter ass.
they should show us for comparisons sake though of course

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>>59487777
nerissa will grind my dick with her ass cheeks
shiori will shit on my face

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>>59487777
Why not just impregnate both?

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>>59487733
I dont need to go here if ive been here the whole time

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>>59487825
It'll only keep getting bigger as more of the map gets added but I agree, they really need to work on the optimization and for the love of god get rid of TCG.

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>59487733
>look at the typo
>why ESL are like this ?
>why are you like this ?

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>>59487777
Is this a nerissa bait to have novelights to retrieve her horn?

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>>59487618
You have no choice but to accept me. Shiorin wouldn't like a fellow novelite out-casting another like this, especially over watching one of her coworkers. That would make you a bad novelite..
Now say you love me and accept me.

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>>59487777
Checked but Rissa's dumpy holds 20% of Shiocracy so I'm not so sure about that.

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>>59487859
>will shit
you meant "sit" right? This was an obvious mistake, right?

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The truth is Nerissa doesn't make my dick twitch like Shiori does. Am I just gay?

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>>59488010
You're always welcome on /ope/ I need more yurifags there

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>>59487859
>shiori will shit on my face
bro?

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>Shiori's voice getting choked up playing sad parts of Everhood
I need to save this woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>she finally read the samsara vod
>got a heart
I KNEW IT, I WAS WAITING FOR IT AND GOT REWARD IT.
Now I'm going back to sleep because it's 3AM.

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>>59488057
Nerissa is an embittered hag with all of the life essense long since shorn out of her

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>>59488068
Alright someone bring up that scat greentext.

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>>59488068
>>59488053
did (You) want the scat green text ?

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>>59487975
no, i genuinely think there should be some kind of balance with two girls together. One having BOTH assets don't sit right with me, and both their models look around the same body type, so why not pretend?

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>>59487772
She made a point of ignoring her "colleagues" for two months, including intentionally skipping comments and fanarts. What a retarded argument.

>>59487803
Oh no, I can't reply to a guy on twitter. This is literally The Handmaid's Tale. My fans MUST deal with several days of shitposting because I need a second of gratification.

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>>59488103
why you bully my oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a hearschizo. I'm a (You)schizo. I feel sad when I don't get (You)s. Especially, from her.

[Anonymous No.]

i associate anyone who uses the term fanarts instead of just always fanart in a similar way of someone saying animes

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>>59488206
I'm going to pull out of your oshi before I cum.

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>>59488103
don't bully rissa..

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I'm thinking
what if yorick are Shiorin cum ?

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>>59488284
>Shiori's pussy is an oil rig
And I will be her oil baron.

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>>59488252
I associate anyone who doesn't capitalize their posts with SEA people.

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>>59488237

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>>59488170
its the same with:
>betty and veronica
>raven and starfire

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>>59488323
then youre wrong
what you should be associating with them is perfect capitalization and apostrophes but no punctuation since it shows theyre posting from their phone on the bus to work in jakarta

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>>59487772
>If she was responding to a literal rando
Like a fan? Nobody would care, she already talks to male fans all the time
She knows the context of male holo interactions, she knows the controversies, no doubt the other girls have already filled her in on the risks

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>>59488057
no, you have a type. whether you knew it or not, you like nerdy goth girls who only dress the part but is a weeb on the inside.

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YEAH

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>>59488252
We like stuffs here

[Anonymous No.]

This writefag edition will be a little different, hope you enjoy.
>Your days go from waking up, to working the day away, to becoming tired, and then going to sleep.
>Your heart has been slowly giving out, it wants to give up and rest. Your thoughts have slowly been deteriorating
>Constant thoughts flicker through your head
>"Is tomorrow going to be the last? Maybe it will be better tomorrow"
>"Do I really have to go on? I don't really have to."
>You decide to head out, you have the money to spare so you decide to waste it on good food for once
>You arrive at a new place in town that you've never been to before. Different buildings line both sides of you.
>Restaurants, fancy bars, hotels and "hotels", places of entertainment, shops, and even a fancy store that you're pretty sure is involved in illegal activity
>You wonder how you arrived here, you must have been distracted in your walk, or you just simply didn't care
>You see a restaurant, but somehow it catches your eye
>It doesn't look as fancy as the others around it, it even looks run down
>However, something in your brain decides to give this one in particular a try. Maybe it's your pessimistic self telling you: "You don't deserve better."
>As you enter, you're greeted by what appears to be a mannequin. It speaks to you, in an obvious robotic, AI-like voice.
>"Welcome to Inkwell's restaurant, dear customer." The mannequin says.
>The mannequin gestures for you to go towards the restaurant floor. A surprise, as normally, mannequins cannot move.
>You walk in, seeing only one table and two chairs.
>However, one of the chairs is already occupied by a girl, dressed in a gothic attire. Reading a book.
>You think to yourself: "Is this a joke? There's no empty tables."
>Then, the girl turns towards you, her face shows some amusement.
>"Oh? I wasn't expecting a customer today! Please, come, sit right over here!"
>She gestures towards the chair opposite of her, you feel compelled to listen to her and you sit across from her.
>There she hands you a menu, however the contents of the menu almost feel like a joke.
>"Bread that is definitely not moldy."
>"Crispy fried bugs."
>"Mystery meat."
>You read out each of these listed one by one, you're now wondering if this was a mistake, however you notice in the corner of your eye
>She's watching you, her golden eyes intrigued by you, reading off the menu
>With a gentle smile, her mouth begins to open, and she says with a tone to match that gentle smile: "I hope there's at least one thing to your liking."
>Her voice almost sounds like musical notes when she speaks
>You continue to look through the menu, then you notice something that's relatively normal.
>"I'll have the poke bowl." You tell her, mustering up what confidence you can.
>She smiles and snaps her fingers, as if anticipating your answer, the poke bowl arrives in front of you already prepared.
>You look at her, an obvious shocked expression is plastered on your face
>She smiles once more: "Please, try it, and tell me what you think!"
>You're handed a pair of chopsticks and you look at the bowl.
>Despite all the questionable dishes on the menu, this looks relatively normal
>Edamame, sliced cucumber, sliced avocado and seaweed salad line the right side. On the left is pickled cabbage, what appears to be crab crushed and pureed into a salad, and something akin to shrimp crackers, broken up and lining the side.
>The middle of the dish has a mixture of shrimp and salmon sashimi, covered in what appears to be a mixture of onions sauce and sesame mayonnaise. Whilst the entire dish is lined with rice below the toppings.
>You prepare your chopsticks and try a combination of the rice, with a piece of sashimi, and a cucumber.
>A bomb of flavour instantly assaults your mouth, a mixture of umami, that's complimented by the freshness of the sashimi and the cucumber, mixed with the steamed white rice hits you like a tidal wave.
>A few minutes pass by and you've happily finished your meal, however there's one thing you notice throughout your meal
>The girl across from you has been watching you, a smile on her face
>You tell her that it was good, and then you take your wallet out.
>Suddenly, she puts her hand over yours and gently whispers in your ear: "If it's that good, then come back again next time, this time, the meal's free."
>Her being this close allows you to smell the soap she's been using, it has a floral scent to it, almost addicting for the nose.
>Before she lets you off, she winks at you and asks one more time: "You'll come by next time, won't you?"
>You nod slowly and step out, putting your wallet back in your pocket, you notice a card in your pocket and you pull it out
>"I'll see you next time, anon." the card is signed "Shiori".
>You look back at the restaurant, only to see that the building you just walked out of is empty. However, the card in your hand is very much real.
>For the first time, you're looking forward to the next day, all it took was a strange girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for that Novelite, fun distraction. Didn't expect it to be that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488373
It's just that there is a very obvious SEA shitposter with zero punctuation and capitalization who regularly posts here, and it's really obvious because novelites try to larp as grammar nazi.

[Anonymous No.]

I was honestly waiting for the page to end so I could post my writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488082
She's a cute softie

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488332
They are so cute… thank you. Good night novelites

>>59488462
Amazing work as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488082
the part about her childhood...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488082
shiori is a sensitive crybaby bitch and a loser who will never be a real gamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488512
hot topic shiori is nice
i know it won't be, but her casual outfit being super edgy 2000's hot topic would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488462
Thanks, I enjoy reading these. They lighten the mood at times when dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488462
>Mystery meat from the meat tree
Keks
Anyway, cute writing as usuals.

[Anonymous No.]

I simply love Shiori Novella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488589
that's why novelknights are here to comfort her, when she does cry like a little bitch she can run into my arms and I can use that as my opening..
you see, that's when you make your move, when they are scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488647
thats cool and all but she still will never get past 2nd place in mario kart

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488630
Imma be honest, I was moreso referencing her writing prompt than that, but it could be taken both ways kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488592
of course
isnt it so obvious

[Anonymous No.]

GO TO SLEEP SHIORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488462
Great write as usual
Why am I self inserting this like a cyberpunk world as gosling rn

[Anonymous No.]

Jailbirds if (You) are still in here, and witnessing things that had happened.
What will (You) gonna do ? If you're in /shig/ shoes.
But I hope it may not befall unto (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488705
yes, but i wanted someone to agree with me. it makes me feel nice..

[Anonymous No.]

>>59484943
novellas don't generally have this many pages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488862
Please excuse my wife, she goes on too many tangents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488462
This is a good read anon, thanks as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488402
Just use a fucking period instead of the tilde, keep it professional and hope redhomo gets wrangled into not replying to holos or posting in their chats if he has not been given the okay by them. He is the only one of them that does this shit anymore, even Axel keeps his distance.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be disappointed if her new outfit doesnt appeal goth theme? Or can you accept any other colours or combos given on her new outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

good morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488763
I'm a fem!anon so I don't feel threatened by mixed interactions. I don't like them because the girls act all stiff and corpo. when talking to the stars, but I could care less.

[Anonymous No.]

Novelites talking a lot than Shiori, when she's sperging about her deep dark fantasy.
Novelites are more a woman than their oshi.
>Novelites should wear the dress

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/live/tqrbtOQEZzk?si=wKv96Xsjg4TAnxPj&t=3227
Why did she have to scream like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
I'll accept colours such as pink, white, black, and lavender as they fit her tastes as well.
Things like bright red or blue? No. I'll prefer her default attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
I
WANT
TO
SEE

S A G

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488592
isn't that what her default one is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
At this point I expect her casual to be cute and girly based on her stream room tastes, but goth hot topic apparel is a nice thought to have and imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
I want a casual housewife dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489064
How would incorporate an outfit with a pink palette on Shiori when her base colors are black, white, yellow(eyes)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
As long as the tit belt is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright fags. I may or may not need to know this for a future writefag I had in mind but I need to know your thoughts.
What's Shiori's favourite Devil May Cry song.
Her favourite song doesn't have to match her favourite character, so pick any song you believe she'd like most.
Personally think it's Devils never cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489061
Frogasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489073
No I mean more like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489125
Pink and black is a combination which you can accentuate with her white hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
will accept an outfit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489226
You mean the default menhera outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

What if her new costume are just a huge Oreo like mascot costume with a hole for the head, arms, and legs ?

[Anonymous No.]

Woman, it was nearly 3am when you gave me this.
Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, she put the member's frame up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Childhood friend
>Teach me professor
Are we going to be sensei-zoned again? Is this at least the timeskip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59484943
I love Shiori Novella. Not just a tiny crush, but a full-on, consume my thoughts and actions type of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489276
More like something like this, obviously not another gothic outfit, but with colours that go like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which color of Shiori's hair is natural and which one is dyed? I have feeling that one of these tones would change colors in her new outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489398
This was explained in the lore Shiori, stop forgetting your own lore. You started with black hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489291
Hey, what a coincidence I also got a heart with a zero likes
Feels good man, when I am commenting on her channel and don't expect anything, but there's a heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like she makes the frames at the same time after she posts the schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489429
Normal human Shiori in her new outfit??? Churchgoer Shiori????

[Anonymous No.]

there are many options for an alt outfit

[Anonymous No.]

I want naked apron shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

Battle princess Shiori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489528
Subscribe T3 membership, NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488237

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489495
I don't know anon, by going hololive standards all hololive members have a dress down pajamas outfits. But then again Shiori don't wear pajamas when going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

scene shiori would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489602
She wears a pajama dress. I don't what that is but that's what she said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489528
This is what going to happen in my next visit >>59488462

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489605
I don't want to dox, but a certain Texan from Dallas are still keeping up with this style.......
You will like her, right anon ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489602
I wish that was true...

[Anonymous No.]

you know. last page someone brought up something that made me think a little too hard.
what if write anon is christian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489683
The prison outfit is not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489751
I'm also Christian but I don't practice the teachings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489785
i mean the pay pig.

[Anonymous No.]

so many retarded baits. how's going Novelites friends. it's 4 am here and I can't sleep. i missed som of her vods because of works fuck any recommendations? for sleep deprived shit like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489751
I don't mind, dude are really helpful /here/
If you genuinely ask for a writing advice, he will help you when he are free.
The rest of it are a bit ougaposting, if someone asks him.

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting pairing by this artist.
https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1707618524598804669?t=NoAmUHk5qa4wddIovj5HLA&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489751
Nah, I ain't him, I don't have the funds to paypig that hard.
If you ever figure out who I am, I'll either say "Damn, you finally got me." or ignore it entirely. I used to say that I'd leave forever if I get caught but I no longer really care, I enjoy writing anyway and if I ever get identified from the community posts, then that just means an anon here has a good eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
Snek! Shiori and Chloe's daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
HELL YEAH LOVE THESE TWO

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490004
Sir Remey...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
Riri has composed songs for Hololive, plays guitar and can sing while Shiori can play the piano. A music collab is feasible with their skillset but not likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490004
Le me guess
>You're a Korean
Keks

[Anonymous No.]

ඞ

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490004
I'm scared shitless of being identified but if I ever was, I'd ignore it too. Or maybe I have been. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490049
Whomst?
>>59489984
Now this is something I could get behind.
>>59490087
Oh no, I've been exposed. Picrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
Riri is so sex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490099
Easiest way is to just not even think about it or joke about it and deflect with a different name.
No one truly cares in the end, they care more that you stay anonymous than if your name got leaked out. Unless you're annoying like Jake, then good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
Both of the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

We are all Tim /here/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490464
Everytime Tim is mentioned I get a good giggle by taking it to mean Tim's Weeny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490464
I still dunno who Tim is or where the name came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488997
No you aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
Cute snek

[Anonymous No.]

thanks again soundpost anon
they help me when work sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489984
I remember her rock got featured in one of Bijou's streams too

[Anonymous No.]

She liked a lot of posts from the last stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490892
She did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490892
Probably to bury "that" liked reply

[Anonymous No.]

I love Shiori and Tempus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490892
there was a comment that got deleted on the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490979
>>59491036
spill it

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491036
I wouldn't be surpirsed if that was mane-san doing mane-san things tho. They have janny duty too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491098
What if Mane-san is hearting comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491133
Normally, I'd believe this, but she replied to me in one of the many vods in a way that only she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491199
That was written with shiorAi

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491308
Then her entire prechat interaction is ShiorAI.
Holy shit I cracked the code.

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting in xitter replies
>containment breaking in chat and supas
>not to mention shit flinging here
>links to NTR R-18 in the art tag
>that fag who draws holo ryona NTR is all excited now
>apparently VOD comments getting breached
>homobegging sisters are probably shitting up leddit too
Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491342
I still blame Omega for cucking Shinove's vision for Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491342
>NTR R-18
Now is it actual NTR, or is it just faceless male x Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

So, anyone got a prompt they want written? Currently working on >>59485151
But I got room for a couple more. God knows this thread seems to need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491540
Straight up Flayon x Shiori NTR, dialogue and everything. Has been a thing since she followed him after the debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491540
You know who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491590
>>59491599

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491586
I want sunflowers and sundresses.

[Anonymous No.]

I may not spend my life with Shiori, but I'll spend the afterlife with her

[Anonymous No.]

I have Nerissa's horn. I use it to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491710

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491586
Shiori noticed you’re sad and ask you to take her to get some ice cream, she knows you don’t really open up so she will pamper you this way
Yeah I know I asked something similar a few pages ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491710
Umm, F-femlite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59488986
A Princess/Queen alt would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491663
Sure, I can work on this, any particular request with that or just want sundress in a sunflower field?
>>59491770
You did? It must have been when I was getting close to sleeping, or I missed it entirely, sorry about that.
Either way I'd be down to write this afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491867
>any particular request with that or just want sundress in a sunflower field?
Yeah, she's a ghost that I have to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491867
NTA, but I updoot sunflowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59490080
Shiori can also compose so theres that. Though it's mostly short pieces for now

[Anonymous No.]

I've finally finished a poem about "The Meat Tree"
I will post it at the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

being stuck always catching vods is hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492067
What one are you watching now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59491904
>>59491935
I can work with this, but you're getting a somewhat different ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59489602
Shiori pajamas is cool and all, but nothing can top this in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492129
uhhh you will write good and bad ending ?? how ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492167
It's a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492160
I want bare shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492129
Any ending works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492160
I missed that ugly nose keks, I'm gratefull that yagoo didn't deleted her channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492233
It's a dragon nose tho...

[Anonymous No.]

So... I've heard about some yab... Are the rumours true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492222
Wait...
I kind of remember those mascots.
My girlfriend loves them, does Shiori like them too?

[Anonymous No.]

The worst thing Shiori has done is still using the microwave to boil water.

[Anonymous No.]

Just noticed we'll slowly be approaching bump limit soon, expect all writefag stories on the next page at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492332
There is nothing wrong with doing that. Raising the temperature in a kettle doesn't magically create premium hot water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492332
I mean she is american

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492295
yeah its kuromi from sanrio, lot of girls likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492332
Wrong. It's having the nerve to use instant rice despite being Asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492332
Three week old potato salad she swears is still good she has in her fridge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492397
I don't understand why instant rice exists.
cooking an ordinary rice are already easy and instant goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492444
cooking ordinary rice is already easy*

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Full Moon, Novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492472
instant are okay when
you're camping or you're a soldier that far from a field kitchen.
damn I still remember the flavor from the JSDF MRE it's fucking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492526
>full moon
>time for bau bau bau bau bau

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492094
I'm still at work, going to watch the Neverhood finale when I get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492613
God I wish Shiori would play Neverhood.
https://youtu.be/WKbJLCZsIOA

[Anonymous No.]

>23 minutes since last post

[Anonymous No.]

>the thread are quite you're complain
>the thread are lively you're complain
fuiyoh, what are you ? a woman ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493205
I'm busy writing. Sorry, you'll see them on the next page.
>>59493280
Should't it be "Haiyaa" uncle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493205
did you miss us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493280
Uncle Roger!? No wonder there was a complaint about rice earlier

[Anonymous No.]

Rice is for chinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to sleep.
>Could have watched to the end of the stream if I stayed up for 20 more minutes.
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

no wonder Nerissa calling you silly, you're behaving like a hens.
always talking......

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493467
What'd that bitch say about us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493205
Did you want to talk about something?
I thought it was funny that mengen chat was talking about what holo collabs they would like to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493499
I thought it was funny that they abandoned the Minecraft frame to go sit in the member chat.Where will Shiori talk now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493467
Henmama, henfans. It's poetry in poasting.

[Anonymous No.]

does mengen chat get hololyzer?

[Anonymous No.]

I wake up and see you can't control yourselves still. Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

I pray that Novelites become talkative, just like how they talk a lot on the thread, and eventually find girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493624
I have more of a filter than my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493715
and reproduce
...oh wait, wrong country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493715
Thanks anon
I found one and she likes to listen to me rambling about random facts

[Anonymous No.]

is the next community prompt later today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493813
Would either be tomorrow or the following day.
>>59493624
It'll be fine, hopefully. Hope my writing is doing something for these anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493624
I can control myself, not the other novelites. Are you proud of me?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't sing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493924
Neither can I. I can't play instruments either.
I only know how to write and it's only at an amateur level because I only started due to Shiori's encouragement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493813
Day after tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493715
Why would you wish me upon anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493715
3D
PD

[Anonymous No.]

>>59493715
only realised last month my friend circle are all just guys... how to make friends with girls that aren't just.... acquintances...

[Anonymous No.]

Guess I'll bake next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59494330
Do you have guy friends? Usually, female friends spring up from friend of friends.

[Anonymous No.]

The numbers went up again, and sure enough, my children are used in a way I don't like. I wish there were something to be done about it, I'll pretend not to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59494484
I'm guessing this refers to your sperm bank donation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59492285
She was being nice and thanked a senpai for his compliment on her piano piece. Those retards don't know what good manner is.
Please ignore and report if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59494491
>>59494491

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