/wg/ - Writing General - Birdemic Edition

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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

"Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction?"
Yes.

Previous thread: >>59178176 (Where the idea of a Suisei doppelganger was extrapolated on, and the concept of Advent being Ghost Hunters was thrown around too)
/wg/ rentry: https://rentry.org/wgrentry/

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STORY ANCHOR

Got one to offer to the nest?

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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STORY RECAP

There was 1 Story posted last thread!

>>59228847
Even Scorigami Needs Archiving
Tags: SFW, Shiori, Nerissa, Comedy, American Football

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>>59281675
Ahhh yes, bread. Bird-flavored bread too.

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tori

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Do ironic schizoposts count as writing?

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>>59284509
All writing can be considered schizoposts depending on who's reading, anon.
Aside from that, though, if it's entertaining to read, then go for it.

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>>59281838
Word of the Thread
Use them to inspire whatever you want as long as it's chuuba related
>Reasurring
>Busy
>Harm
For extra context the table these come from is called Animal Actions

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>>59284509
Here it is. My satire of boyfriend schizoposters.

>All vtubers have boyfriends. First of all, women aren't funny, so where else would they get their jokes from? Secondly, women have no clue how to appeal to men, so they need somebody there coaching them live throughout every stream. Thirdly, any woman who has the minimum amount of charisma to survive even one day in streaming can easily get a boyfriend. Fourthly, a woman WITHOUT a boyfriend wouldn't have any time for streaming because all her time would be spent prowling for cock. That is also why agencies don't even hire woman without boyfriends; a woman who is single would eventually go looking for a boyfriend and the search time would compete for stream time. There may be people who are still coping and think that vtubers' relationships are controlled just like with idols, and I have to ask, how? Most vtubers don't set foot in a company office more than once a month, and that's the full extent of physical interaction they'll ever have with their management. Even if an agency said "pwetty pwease don't have a boyfwiend", all they'd succeed at doing is filtering the honest whores, leaving them only with lying whores.

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>>59287203
I can't tell if the womb tattoo is meant to look poorly hand drawn on purpose or not. Cause if it is, that's cute and sexy

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>>59287295
>imagine shiori looking through your hentai folders
>notices (you) like womb tattoos
>tries her hardest to make a convincing one just to turn you on

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>>59287400
>I'm still looking through the applications I got for the 'Succubus Reverse Gangbang', but maybe this will tide you over?

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>>59288691
Holy shit, those curves and those colours in that dress.

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>>59281675
>>59285078
>bird thread
>animal actions
Egg laying fic it is, then

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>>59288881
It's funny how this wouldn't even be our first egg laying fic.

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>>59288881
is it fertilized? or do you get to make a big omelet out of it?

because personally, I think it'd be funnier if you took a character like Lui or Rine who are embarrassed and ask you to help them pass their egg, you both pass out from the strenuous task then you wake up the next morning with her making breakfast. and the mc is too tired to rationalize where she got a large enough egg to make a giant omelet until he already takes his first bite.

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>>59289256
What was our first egg laying fic?

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>>59289295
>Breaking a Few Eggs.
It was one of the original weirdanon's fics that got recently restored when he came back to write the kiara sockpuppet fic.

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>>59289270
That spoiler is making me imagine this being some kind of comedy anthology where you help a chuuba with some semi lewd task only for it to a horrifying revelation in something ordinary they do.
Something like cutting Anya's hair then discovering her silverware is actually her cut off hair.

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>>59289961
>Cutting Anya's hair then discovering her silverware is actually her cut off hair
>the mc finds this out just as he's eating dinner with her and a fork is in his mouth as he glances down in horror, and now know why some of the silver wear is braided

that's a pretty imaginative example Anon, maybe you got the chops to pull off such a comedy

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>>59289270

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I want to help the holotori members lay their eggs

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>>59290817
do you think their eggs would taste different? otherwise how do you imagine each girl preparing their egg to anon after he helped them push it out?

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>>59290875
I don't want to eat my children

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>>59290772

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>>59290967
birds lay unfertilized eggs all the time. for bird women specifically I always imagined they'd lay 1 or 2 eggs a month (but you can go with the amount their respective animal lays

so eating their eggs before sex should be safe.

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I subconsciously think of Biboo as an egg-layer.

Egg experts, is this correct?

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Id like to bring back that "advent as ghostbusters" idea back.
Wpuld it be better with a swlf insert or without one? Because i think it could be just pure comedy

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>>59291188
(you) could always be the mascot slimer esque character, or an intern that is observing the entire event as the only "normal" one, may also lead to a antic between cases if you wanted to do more than a 1 shot.

no self insert would be fine too

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>>59291144
Rocks, jewels and women generally don't lay eggs. But it would be cute if she gave birth to the kind of pebbles she drew.

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>>59291188
You don't need a self insert. But the POV character, if this is comedic, should (mostly) be the ghost.

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>>59290967
By the way, the underutilized egg laying is actually also present in humans. Except the eggs are cell-sized, covered in blood and take some vagina lining with them when they come out.
This also means that yes, every single time you've eaten anything egg based, you were eating a chicken's period.

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>>59292500
The Shiori cow meme really makes me want to write a milking fic with her. I just need a good idea for a setup.

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>>59292732
Progress log of her developing mammaries and the measures she needs to take to control them.

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>>59292732
Someone steals a cow from your barn and leaves Shiori there but you don't notice anything strange.

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>>59292732
could do something like >>59287400
and just does it because she's into it or thinks you are.
maybe while she's getting milked she goes on a schizo tangent or random facts about breast milk if you want to get a little funny with it.

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>>59292732
Shiori and you are having an autism off until cows comes into the conversation.
You think it would feel weird if cows could talk,Shiori disagrees, you go "no way".
It leads to you milking Shiori, who starts getting really concious

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>>59292843
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>>59293061
Okay, these ideas are pretty interesting. I'll try to think it through more and see, if I can utilize one of them, or two, or all four.

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>>59292893
>look at milking r34
>a few days later, you come home to Shiori unpacking a milking machine

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>>59294954
I thought this was an AI drawing at first until I saw the watermark.

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>>59281675
Isn't she like... 30?

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>>59295026
>not milking Shiori by hand
>letting a machine take an experience that's rightfully yours
you disappoint me

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>>59295133
Let's say she was 30 at some point. Save her quickly, if you can.

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>>59295177
I never said how the milking was going to go. Her going that far to try and cater to your fetishes is cute and autistic; it's a good fit for this kind of fic regardless.
If you don't like the machine as part of the fetish you can always write how you commend her for her iniative but tell her to return it because you'll be doing it by hand.

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>>59282058
this bird pic is really cute, damn.

so, while i was tossing and turning in bed like two hours ago, i was kinda amused by the idea of a sequel to scorigami that would turn around a way-too-obscure joke about how much i hate the second half of umineko. shiori would essentially be acting like a umineko witch, telling nerissa that the broncos would go on to win the superbowl after winning out the rest of their season henceforth undefeated (which is still technically possible), and telling her that "without love it cannot be seen." i find this way too funny, but at a certain point jokesville has a population of literally just one, the author, and it's genuinely too much effort. still, i had to come into this thread and tell somebody about it, because the idea of witches having umineko style metaworld arguments about the absolute joke that is the denver broncos, while a depressed Ange has a thousand mile stare, is just too goddamned funny

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>>59295324
I was joking around

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>>59295551
Joking or not, I actually agree fetish-wise - you should do it by hand. The milking machine is just a lot better narratively than her going "You can milk me if you want". I guess her wearing a cowkini and mooing could be an alternative.

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>>59281838
Cows fart a lot. Which makes it fitting to suggest Fauna wearing her cowkini and getting steamy with you until she accidentally farts.
The mood is gone and now you have to try and console her while she just wants to die

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>>59295673
it can be played cutely like maybe she tries it for a while, and expresses how uncomfortable it is, or maybe (you)'re underwelmed, then try to convince her that by hand is more fun.
and as a result of her being more comfortable with your touch makes the milk comes out easier

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>>59295793
Wait, the Fauna fart guy is into it for the humiliation and not for the scent?

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>>59295941
I said it before but the smell isnt my thing. This fetish was born from an iRL experience.
Also i expanded it by steering a house party conversation.
Basically, out of 5 girls, 3 said that farting is the most humilliating thing that can happen tl you. The logic is that girls already have small "accidents" with piss, but no one realizes.
Farting is way too close to shitting yourself, but as one of them said "no one Will laugh if you shit yourself, they will look at you with pity. If you let out a fart, people will try to make you feel better by joking about it"

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Hi again, it's been a little bit.
I'd like to submit some of my works from the Shiori general for archiving.
They all fall under "Anon's Shiori GT Dump" if whoever's in charge could add them onto the existing ones.
If anyone also takes the time to read them, thank you.
>>58842957 A cursed kingdom, an insane Princess (Tragedy, drama)
>>58961214 >>58962455 >>58963531 Three part story, A neverending timeloop curse. (Inspired by a manhwa I read.) (Drama, Mystery, Tragedy)
>>58907647 Yandere Imouto Shiori (Drama, imouto post)
>>58908178 Yandere Imouto Shiori quick part 2 (Drama, imouto post)
>>58902866 School trip with Shiori as her Professor (Fluff, slight teasing)
>>58972708 Costume shopping with Shiori for Halloween (Fluff)
>>59027180 Movie 'date' with Shiori as her Professor (Fluff, Slight teasing)
>>59095582 Pampering Shiori because she's sad (Fluff)
>>59167474 Club room with Shiori (Fluff)
>>59199041 Shiori the jailer (Slightly lewd)
>>59255274 Your personal cheerleader Shiori (Fluff)
>>59292194 Shiori doesn't want to see the doctor (Fluff, imouto post)

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>>59296648
Which ones have porn in them?

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>>59296971
Maybe only the jailer one and only because she tells you she isn't wearing panties at the end and I end it there.
The rest is up to your imagination.

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>>59297119
Unfortunately it will forever be up to my imagination, because I'm not reading them.
Not that I'll actually be thinking of them, mind.
No offense, of course, I'm just looking to wank.

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>>59297325
None taken. Lewd writing isn't my strongest point so half the stuff I post will never be truly porn.

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>>59296648
Anon, the anchor post

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>>59281762
>>59296648 (me)
Second time submitting stuff here, forgot to link to anchor.

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>>59296136
That's an interesting view. I'd be down to write about Fauna farting but it would be largely focused on the smell and probably femdom oriented, so I don't think I can help you with this one.

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>>59297915
I mean id read it. A man has to take what he can.
Personally the aspect of farting on someone (if thats the femdom aspect you are discussing) is fairly amusing to me because its something a kid would do to his sibling.
But then again, if it hits it hits, so who knows if i end up liking it

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>>59291188
It honestly depends on the kind of story you want to tell. Since, let's be honest here, having an anon insert is basically asking to write this as some kind of comedy harem thing with a tiny bit of horror thrown in for spice. Meanwhile having it sans a reader insert makes it purely an advent thing... though as an aside, a reader insert does allow one thing even without the harem/romance, it allows all the characters to fully be themselves since none of them will have to carry the the camera and thus have their personality be muted in order for them to be the narrator. Just something to note, since the natural pov character would be Shiori, and having her personality get muted in order to serve as the pov character seems like it would be a disservice.

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>>59296648
I applaud your dedication and creativity for your chuuba dude. A few of these are alright.

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>>59298428
it could just be third person omniscient tho. for a big group like that, third person omniscient is the easiest too

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I want advent to have a gay orgy

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>>59299390
this, but they're all futanari

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>>59296648
Thank you for sharing! It'd be a shame if fics from this board ended up sinking into the aether without being archived in the great archive kindly provided to wg.

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>>59299455
Sure but who gets bullied and stuffed like a pastry

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>>59299911
Mococo

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>>59299911
that's a tough one.
I feel like Nerissa would be a nice choice seeing how horny she is just to get gangbanged into a pile of cum

Shiori would also be a nice choice since she's nerdy

and the tomboy prude Mococo would also be a good choice

I'm torn between those three...

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>>59299911
Shiori. I just imagined Someone smothering their balls in Shiori's face saying "look, now you're gargling balls just like your slut friend!"

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>>59300409
This is like, the weirdest angle you could have picked to shitfling

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>>59301032
that wasn't my intention, i just thought it would be hot if someone smothered their balls in shiori's face, then I remembered her story... I forgot that antis used that story as "ammunition"...sorry

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You WILL have a thousand WIP ideas

You WILL hop between them and never finish any of them

You WILL be happy

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>>59301379
Nah. Fuck you on that second one.
>I WILL keep my WIP ideas and I WILL write them into my story
>I WILL be happy
That goes for everyone here too. We're all gonna do great and write the best things we can.

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>>59301379
I have one WIP that devours my other wips, and I implement the scrapped parts of my other stories like literary cannibalism

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>>59281838
Shion tries to find ways to show that she likes you without saying it outright. She has a reputation to uphold.

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>>59302212
that's a child

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>>59302212
She only calls you pathetic instead of abominable.

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>>59302212
Would be funnier if she pretended she didn't love you.
Like what if she tried a magic rock that points to her soulmate and she follows it only to find out it's aimed at you?

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I hate writing sex scenes

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>>59303230
I enjoy the few I've made so far, but they are definitely a very stop and go kinda scene to write.
>Write some of it, get too much of a boner, have to chill for a bit
>rinse repeat

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>>59302212
>a stray black cat seems to take a liking to you
>you're not sure why. it just sort of started following you around one day
>it scratches and hisses at the school bullies when they try to harass you
>it conveniently shows up to cuddle up to you whenever you're having a hard day, as if it can sense that you're sad
>sometimes it gets particularly needy and meows at you until you pet it
>you've tried feeding it a few times. it likes meat and fish well enough, but for some reason it refuses to eat canned cat food
>in fact it almost looks offended when you offer it

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>>59303230
Make it fun by using silly over-the-top metaphors to describe the sex... if it isn't too out of place.

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>>59304392
Dirty talk on the level of the narrator? I like it.

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>>59303722
Have Anon ever seen Shion in her true form? Or will he only learn about one at the climax of the story?

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>>59304824
Make them friends. And Shion is always overly aggressive to Anon.

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>>59304824
The way I imagined it she's his classmate, who treats him with her expected brattiness but never takes it to the extent of full-on bullying. Her cat form gives her enough anonymity to show her affection without any of the shyness/self-deprecation/fear of ruining her reputation that would normally hold her back.

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>>59298582
Thank you thank you. Some are just what had happened on stream reimagined into a scenario. Some are made up from random prompts anons in the general had asked to see written. I typically ask for said prompts so that I can improve my writing or at the very least, practice on it. I thank my chuuba Shiori for inspiring me to write.
>>59299712
Yeah, there are a few more from earlier that I can no longer find sadly. Thinking of saving draft copies for archiving one day.

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>>59305181
That sounds extremely cute. I want more.

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>>59305608
I think it could go a few different ways.
1. You never put two and two together and chase after another girl. (non-heroine end)
2. Her cat form gets mauled by a larger animal and you find her and comfort her as she's dying. (tragic end)
3. One day she falls asleep in your lap, only for the spell to wear off halfway through her nap. She wakes up as her normal witch self with her head still in your lap, and promptly freaks out. Cue Shion realizing the jig is up and shamefully admitting to everything, convinced that you're going to call her a creepy stalker and tell her to fuck off. Instead, you ask her out on a date. (true end)

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>>59307077
>tragic end
Why must you hurt me, anon

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>>59307541
Because /wg/.

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>>59307077
>The girl you chase after is her best friend Aqua

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>>59307077
what if She was a cat the whole time and only had a limited time to be human and decided to use it so she can be with (You) for a little while

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>>59307077
>3. One day she falls asleep in your lap, only for the spell to wear off halfway through her nap. She wakes up as her normal witch self with her head still in your lap, and promptly freaks out.
This would be even funnier if she had a recurring dream of waking up around you, so she only understands that she's awake and what happened after saying something embarrassingly lovey-dovey.

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>>59309124
>"Why'd you stop petting me? Come on!"
>"Your hands feel really, really nice Anon..."
>"Your lap makes me feel safe..."
>Eyes pop open
>She has no fur, just flesh
>Oh shit

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>>59281838
Anon is part of the /fa/shion police and he's tasked with chasing down Ao for her heinous baggy, unfitting clothes.

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>>59301379
Outside of the contest, I have never started a new WIP while working on another.
Which is its own kind of hell, but its a hell I know.

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>>59307541
We hurt because we love. We want you to experience other emotions lest warmth and fuzziness becomes monotonous, and pain readily puts good into perspective. The true ending of Steins;Gate wouldn't be anywhere near as sweet if all other roads didn't lead to misery.

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>>59315210
oh man, Steins Gate was so good, imagine if they ever made a stupid sequel that introduced garbage characters and that took Okabe in a completely useless direction.
Glad that never happened!

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>>59315353
I did like the twist at the end that wraps it all together.

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>>59315210
But anon, pain is the only thing that's monotonous for me...

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>>59315353
Just... try to forget it exists. You'll never forget completely, but it helps with the pain.

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>>59315444
hey good for you, i still think i should get my money back after playing that. I could forgive it being uneventful and pretty much useless in the grand scheme of things, but shitting on Okabe is unforgivable.
With that being said, we need a timeloop story

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>>59315604
>we need a timeloop story
There's that groundhog day prompt that I remember from a while ago. Something about your oshi dying or suffering some horrible fate, wake up next morning and it all happens again. Cue your journey to japan to save your oshi.

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>>59315353
fuck you 0 kicks ass

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>>59315859
I feel like that one has a really bad problem of "your starting point is nowhere near your oshi" and has you run through a bunch of loops. Wouldnt one where you keep hoping timelines in order to save her work better?
>>59315867
All the people who defend bad VNs like 0,999 and the Fate sections of FSN should all be executed in the gallows

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>>59315998
Watching characters struggle through their completely justified horrible PTSD and depression and deal with the consequences of their actions is the good shit
Especially when they finally break through it in the fucking hypest way imaginable

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>>59315998
Yeah you can do timeline hopping too but then I feel you'd have to explain how and why anon can do that. Of course, you could just use Kronii and Ame, but I personally feel that it's a bit of cop out if not explored properly.

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>>59315604
>>59315859
A timeloop story where you have to save Rushia? It might be a bit easy, if a spacha from you can convince her that Discord's streamer mode is bugged and that she needs to disable desktop notifications.

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>>59316534
The twist is that Rushia leaks anyway and it leads to worse outcomes no matter how hard you try to prevent them. Then you get sent back for the last time and accept the fact that the original timeline is the best one.

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>>59315604
>timeloop story
Alternatively there was that other prompt that weirdly spun off of another prompt about being a fired manager that gets the urge to sexually harass the talent you were managing after hololive had ended. Basically you mentally time travel back to when you first started as a manager and take your revenge on the others in management that wronged you, Inadvertently changing things for the better with the implication of you finding hololive having 5 girl gens and hiring that Suisei girl weird.

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>>59315353
But I love 0. Granted, it's not as good as the original, but the vibes and atmosphere were top-notch. They dropped the ball will that shit with Kagari, though; I'm not gonna argue about that. So many wasted opportunities with that character.
>>59315867
My brother.

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>>59315353
For all the good even the original did, it can't get over the classic 5pb handicap of generic faceless evil superorganization. I also don't care for their habit of shoehorning in routes for plot-detached cute girls that have no business getting as much focus as they do, but I'll begrudgingly admit that SG was their least bad execution of it

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Kind of want to write a "Perfect Blue but vtuber" horror short but it feels weird including doxxed IRL personas for the protagonist. Is it more or less weird to just invent a fictional IRL girl to be behind the camera?

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>>59315998
>shitting on 999
Were the puzzles too hard for you, anon?

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>>59319483
Egregoriously Forbidden yadda yadda did the same with Suisei by essentially making Suisei the persone and given her a real name under it, but still being Suisei.

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>>59316378
>>59316999
I remember a really good Fire emblem Awakening fanfic which is where i took the dimension hopping.
Spoilers for a 11 year game?After the final battle, is implied you dissapeared for years before re-appearing in the same spot where Chrom, your friend/lover finds you. Its a good ending that also hints the fact that you could be in another dimension
Basically, the fic was about chrom, hopping timelines always searching for Robin (the player character), and both using all the tactics in the book to save them from death and to also conquer them. In the timelines where Robin was a man, he would at first off himself, but then he would come to realize it was still robin and falling in love...which in turn also had timelines where he was a woman.
It was a really story about two literal soulmates eventually reuniting. I wish i knew the name but i read it in Fanfiction about 8 years ago
>>59319953
The puzzles werent bad, the game was dogshit written by a guy who wants to be kojima so he copies the worst aspects of his storytelling

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>>59319483
No actual doxxshit, obviously. Just invent a person. If you want, you can even keep the first name but change the last name. For example, Suisei Hoshimachi -> Suisei Seigai.

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>>59323799
I definitely can't defend the writing even if I personally think it's amusing. At this point I've accepted the fact that the only good japanese writer still alive is murakami.

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>>59325645
>the only good japanese writer still alive is murakami
Not him, but there's a lot of other good JP writers out there besides Murakami. They just haven't been translated yet. And I say this as a Murakami fan.

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>>59326164
そう、私。

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>>59326278
I made this post btw.

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クリア!

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>>59326164
Therein lies the problem. I'm N5 at best so I don't really have the knowledge to dig into japanese literature.

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>lots of hagsex in the archive
>thread is asleeb

Clearly we need to put the greatest minds in /wg/ to synthetize pure zoomer sex

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>>59335412
Zoombie fic where you manage to get your hands on her lower half.
She can still stream, as she only needs to be shown from the torso up to do so.
So, during one of her streams, you use her massive ass as an onahole(which she can still feel) while you watch her stream and try to keep a straight face.
She fails when you give her tight asshole a try.

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>>59335885
>put your extremely average size near Ollie's pussy
>she starts cumming and screaming that you will kill her

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>>59335412
>go to school with the rat
>develop an honest friendship with the rat
>study with the rat so you both can pass your classes
>go to special events with the rat
>watch fireworks with the rat
>fall in love with the rat
>have awkward inexperienced sex with the rat
>find it endearing that she tries her best in earnest
>show her how its done and blow her mind

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>>59336072
>cheat on the rat with the zombie
>cheat on the zombie with the schizo
>get your balls smashed with a baseball bat by the three of them

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>>59336034
>Her exact words are "That thing will kill me if it goes inside me!"
>Luckily, she says this just as she's fighting a boss with a massive greatsword

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>>59336217
>"hey guys, i think in 40:30 ollie is getting fucked. Listen to the comment in 30:55, then look how she finally pipes down with the noises at 45:58"
>"Yes, with me"
>"Meds"
>"It was (Spoiler)Me(Spoiler)
>"god i wish i was ollie"

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>>59335412
correcting your rock sister with affectionate love followed by wholesome love making

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>>59335885
Right, I should've clarified:
By "get your hands on her lower half", I meant literally.
Her detached lower half.

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>>59336628
Imagine walking into Ollie performing a self rimjob/ sitting on her own face

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>>59336943
>she tries to pull herself away
>push her face into herself make her finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>59337204
>start pounding her cunt
>get a rimjob from her head

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>>59337517
>detach Ollie's head
>carry it with you around the house for nonstop portable blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

This is all well and good but you're all underestimating the potential of the original idea of using her plump butt as an onahole while you watch her reactions on her stream.
>When you forcefully clap your hands down on both her soft cheeks, she gives a light jump
>As you give her smooth, grey pussy a quick lick, she squeaks, which she passes off to her chat as a "hiccup"
>even as you grab her thick hips and slam them up and down your dick, she manages to keep her composure, stifling it down to labored breathing and some slight moans which she brushes off as sounds of disappointment when she messes up in game
>it's only when you push into that tight, puckered anus that you see her on stream go crosseyed and start yelling about "how good it is in her ass"

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>>59338752
id frame it like this
>You, her manager, is currently scolding her because Ollie has a problem with acting first and thinking later
>She's a sweetheart, but she's giving you so much work that you cant even jerk off
>You leave, then forget your wallet and comeback
>Ollie has started a guerrilla and having a giggle after "getting bonked"
>You are mad. She's not taking this seriously enough, and you are way too cranky to see she's not being mean on purpose
>crawl under her desk, yoink her lower half.
>Whip out your thundercock. Ollie is terrified
>Onahole Ollie, starto!

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>>59339280
I disagree. To me one of the best things about the prompt is her being unable to see and anticipate what's coming.
I'd modify it like this:
>When you come back, Ollie is asleep and snoring loudly, completely defenseless
>Mad that she didn't even take any time to reflect and immediately went to sleep
>as you go to try and grab her legs to shake her awake, her lower body comes off without a hitch
>ideas rush through your head
>you take the zoombie's plush bottom back home with you for the night
>morning comes, and right away she starts messaging you in a panic, asking for help because she's too trusting to think that you were the one who took it
>you ghost her, having already set all your statuses to "offline" because what's she going to do about it?
>she can't cancel her stream because it's a collab with Sora of all people, so she has to go on with just her top half and act like nothing's wrong
>once the stream goes live, you put it on your TV, pull out your stolen prize, and the fun begins

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All this Ollie sex talk is reminding me of an old outline for some zoombie smut I had, wherein her body is an insatiable sex machine that is powered by soul energy and she'd have a little gem in her chest that powers it just enough to move but not enough to do much else. Her body will leech off much larger concentrations of soul energy like another human though, and in doing so become much more reanimated and alive. The idea being all just a vehicle for Ollie's head stuck having to watch her body ride you into oblivion shouting at it to knock it off because if it keeps it up it'll be alive enough to get pregnant

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>>59336628
I've been meaning to do Ollie smut forever. Fuck.

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>>59341711
that's a cute miosha

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>>59339851
>Once everything's done and over, you start to feel guilty about it all
>Fortunately, the stream immediately gets privated and there was nothing concrete in it, so she's able to safely pass it off as "being sick"
>Afterwards you message her about it and admit to everything
>She's understandably pissed and demands you give back her lower body
>You drive it back and return it to her, upon which she slaps you and starts screaming at you shrilly
>Finally, she turns away and gets on her phone, starts typing away
>you prepare yourself for the inevitable fate of getting fired and likely going to jail
>you get a notification on your phone
>check it
>a text from Ollie
>"Ask me first next time <3"
>you look at her
>her head's turned towards you and she winks at you

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like Raden would make a good anti manic pixie dream girl. She meets a struggling artist Anon and teaches him all about art history and becomes his muse. And at the same time slowly turns him into a chain smoking alcoholic degenerate.

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>>59344735
I feel like Anon would make a good penis cleaning unit. He loves sucking dick and has many years of experience under his belt.

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>>59281838
Challenge prompt III: Write a fic with a ridiculous or just outright mega retarded (you can choose your own difficulty level) crossover and treat it seriously. You win if someone is genuinely touched by your story or gets immersed into the world of your story.
Examples:
>Easy Mode: Hololive x Neon Genesis Evangelion
>Hard Mode: Hololive x The Wire
>Nightmare Mode: Hololive x Filthy Frank Universe

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>>59336034
Take it dumb zoombie, you're already dead anyway.

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>>59346240
Hololive X Phase Connect :3c

Kidding. Hololive X Percy Jackson or some other kind of mythological world would be fun for this. I imagine it would be set from the perspective of the PJ characters learning of these mythical beings, some of whom can rival monsters and gods. Like imagine them learning about an anomalous being not from the mythology that can travel time seemingly at will. Annabeth would shit her pants over not knowing about it (her). My instincts tell me Percy and Gura would get along pretty well, at least at first. Similar cognitive patterns and similar theming.
P: So… are you a mermaid? Are those legs the Mist?
G: Uh… “missed” what?
P: Never mind… Do you like, know my dad?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello wg
I am once again asking for wedgie fanfiction story ideas. The more amusing the better.

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>>59346617
Do a favor for the anon wanting a fauna fart fic and have a fic where fauna gets a surprise wedgie and rips out a fat one in shock before she gets hung up on a flag pole while she dies of embarrassment.

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>>59346743
Jesus, how horrifying

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>>59346617
I'm still partial to the idea from last time where a few holomems are having a minor spat and start pulling at each other's panties during a concert, with the camera operator desperately trying to avoid showing anything of it to the viewers.
Afterwards they get hung up by their underwear as a punishment, by some staff member or Sora. They resolve their conflict and have a pained laugh.

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>>59346885
Now this one I like. Which ones? Hopefully a few with some chemistry that can bounce off each other well.

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>>59346240
>Nightmare Mode: Hololive x Filthy Frank Universe
>Failing to bring chromosomes to Chin Chin once again, Francis of the Filth is brought to the dark lord...
>"CHIN CHIN! CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!"
>「nigga you deadass not bringing me chromosomes fr fr」
>"Chin chin why the fuck are you talking like that?" Frank asks. "They got a word for that, that's cringe, man."
>"ey b0ss," Pink Guy says.
>「eyyyy mamma mia a pizza you cringe mamma a pizza」
>"CHIN CHIN! CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI!"
> 「shut up! for your failure, I'm banishing you to the Hololive realm!」
>During this time, Frank was playing cards with Mr. Negi Generation 3000 over a pair of timbs
>"GA DAISUKI NANDAYO."
>「im taking the timbs too lol」
>"Not the TIMBS!" Frank shouts, tears in his eyes. "You... you poopy face!"
>"CHIN CHIN."
>「bye lmao」
>A hole that's oddly shaped like Mori's mouth opens and Frank and Pink Guy fall into it
>They fall through an interdimensional hellhole that's full of cringe okbuddyhololive memes
>The portal at the other end opens, and they crash into the Hololive office
>"Sou desu ne," Yagoo says just before Frank crashes into him, killing the Cover Corp CEO.
>All that's left of him his a shirt, pants, shoes, very Wicked Witch of the East-like
>"Oh shit I killed him," Frank says, before throwing one of Yagoo's shoes on the floor. "Fuck! These ain't timbs."
>"ey b0ss"
>「mamma mia a pizza someone's coming」
>"What the fuck do you want me to do?!"
>Pink guy shrugs.
>「idk lol」
>"Yagoo-san," A-chan says, entering the office. "Are you in here?"
>"Yeah, yeah, yeah what the fuck is it?" Frank says, wearing Yagoo's suit and tie. He's called on the demons of Selzar to take Yagoo's face, but he still needs to wear the glasses because of course
>For some fucking reason, A-chan buys it
All I got so far. It's cringe, I know; you can thank me later. Still figuring out what else could fucking happen fr fr skrrt skrrt

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>>59347496
Thanks, I'm already starting to regret using that as an example.

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>>59346743
And then due to emotional turnoil, she sharts herself uncontrollably and the fecal waterslide drips down her thighs like a spilt milkshake, adding to the stench and arousing everybody nearby.

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>>59348001
You fuckers are gross

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>>59346933
My natural instinct says PekoMiko or Manjigumi, but I can understand if that's too outdated for people.
I guess the modern take would be StartEnd with Aqua caught in the shipping crossfire. Or (part of) HoloX, maybe even ReGLOSS.

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>>59348050
At least we're not wedgie freaks. I mean, there's a limit to how much of a loser you can be. You picked the weakest, least understandable of all the weird fetishes. I'll bet you're an accountant.

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>>59348847
cute bait

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>>59348944
Yeah, we've heard that one before plenty. Go join the other soft-skinned schizos in the catalogue; we're not interested.

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>>59347496
You've won the challenge. Or lost it, I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion deserves a happy romance fic, but I feel like a Shiokko should write it. To go deeper than the gaki, teasing surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59348847
Don’t you have to shart yourself or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59349892
Don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi sasuke. Its been a while

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>>59350077
Uhh... wrong board?

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>>59350077
lmao don't give him attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>59350107
No, we've just got a retard here starts calling everybody he doesn't like "Sasuke" when he fumes over getting called out.

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>>59349777
Wouldn't that just end up with curing Depresshion? I guess it's an interesting angle.

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>>59346617
Wedgies as a kouhai hazing ritual that ID3 pulls on Advent, followed by Advent pulling it on Regloss.

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>>59347496
>>59347547
>>59349717
>Old man narrator: After being banished by the Dark Lord Chin Chin to the Hololive realm and killing Cover Corp CEO Yagoo, Francis of the Filth prepares himself to take on the role as head of the world's biggest vtuber company...
>"Pink Guy we gotta get the fuck outta here," Frank says.
>But Pink Guy is too busy flirting with the life-sized cardboard cutout of Tokino Sora to care
>"ey, b0ss..."
>「hey babe, you come here often?」
>The cutout stares at him. "..."
>He wriggles his eyebrow. "gibe de pusi pls"
>「me too.」
>"What the fuck are you doing?" Frank asks. "Pink Guy, we got no time for this shit!"
>Pink Guy shakes his head and flashes him the middle finger
>"fuck you mang"
>「fuck you mang」
>"Yagoo-san, is... is he your friend?" A-chan asks Frank, uncertain about the man in the pink lycra suit
>"Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's an investor shut the fuck up," Frank says, typing away at Yagoo's keyboard. He's looking for the nearest portal out of the Hololive realm. It's inside the Saizeriya next door. mamma mia a pizza
>"Fuck," Frank says. "No way we're getting in there; the Saizeriya gods will kill me..."
>"Yagoo-san, someone needs to see you," A-chan says. "It's Mori-san."
>"Wait, no, tell them I'm doing drugs-"
>"Yagoo-san!" Calliope Mori (Internet Singer, 53 Soundcloud followers, Weeb levels: Irradiated) says with a wave of her hands. "Big ups, my dawg."
>"Aw fuck don't tell me she's gonna shill her fuckin' mix-"
>"I just got this new album coming up for your approval that's really kakkoi desu," she says, before beginning. "We ruuun, right through-"
>"Yeah yeah yeah that sucks I ain't listening to that shit," Frank says, before standing up from his desk and walking past her
>"But Yagoo, I gotta pass this album to Universal-"
>"I don't wanna listen to your fuckin' mixtape, okay?"
>But before he gets to the door, someone else approaches him - it's Hoshimachi Suisei (Has a star fetish), and she's holding up a brand-new CD of her album, SPECTER
>"嘿,夥計,你知道我實際上不喝蘋果汁,而是喝橙汁嗎?"
>「Yagoo, we just released SPECTER! Can you listen to it?」
>"Listen, Chinawoman, I don't got no time for your mixtape either, okay? Get lost already," he says, before shutting the door behind him.
>Overwhelmed but not beaten, Frank walks to the Cover Corp lobby to find a loser wearing shades. It's PolitikZ with Z (Internet Rapper, Soundcloud followers: 45) because you know z's are cool, and, yeah
>"Aw, shit," Frank says, shaking his head. "The fuck you doing here?"

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>>59352519
>"bruh bruh..."
>PolitikZ (with a Z) shakily holds up a CD.
>"listen to muh... muh Soundcloud..."
>"Nobody even uses Soundcloud anymore," Frank says. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
>"S-Soundcloud..."
>「Please make me a vtuber...」
>"You wanna become a vtuber? Why?" Frank asked. "I'm not even angry. That's just... sad, really. I don't know what else to tell you."
>"b-bruh, bruh... mixtape..."
>「Please... I need to feed my kids」
>Seeing he has no choice, Frank turns behind himself and sees A-chan. "What's your name again?"
>"Yagoo-san, it's As-"
>"Alexa," Frank says, before pointing at PolitikZ. "Turn him into... whatever the fuck; I don't care, really. Just do it."
>A-chan takes PolitikZ away, and Frank finds himself alone, helpless, in the biggest struggle of his chromosome-filled life so far...
>Out of the pocket of the jacket of the man he killed, Frank pulls out a stalk of brocolli, which he lights up and smokes with relish.
>In times like this, a man's only refuge is the devil's cabbage...
>He throws the brocolli to the ground. "Well that did nothing."
>"Yagoo-san!" A-chan yells in a panic as he runs to her. "Help!"
>"Huh Alexa what the fuck"
>At his office, A-chan opens the door to reveal Politikz (with a Z) standing with two women who are also wearing hip-hop outfits. It's Mori and Suisei
>"Oh shit he's infected them!" Frank shouts, shocked.
>"サ-サ-サウンドクラウド..." Suisei mutters, trembling. "りんご... りんご..."
>「Sui-chan kawaii desu」
>"Oh hey, what's up Yagoo-san," Mori says, waving her hands. "Big ups on the new talent; he's got bars!"
>"Hey bruh check out my mixtape, mang!" PolitikZ shouts, before showing a bevy of CDs in both hands. "Check out muh mixtape!"
>"REAL VTUBER HIP-HOP (PolitikZ ft. Calliope Mori & Hoshimachi Suisei / INoNaKa Music)" is about to play
>A-chan asks, panicked, "Yagoo-san, what do we-"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKWEyIiBGc
>deadMori.jpg
>https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=wcmKYgcQ6Q_xbzuB&t=12
>DeadSuichan.png
>https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=jeQdZGmhrGaMuXhp&t=19
>DeadPolitikZ.psd
>https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=0keuY9wWytt-B9XD&t=30
>"Yagoo-san!" A-chan shouts. "You killed them!"
>In the middle of the chaos, Pink Guy crawls out behind a desk with the Tokino Sora cutout. He zips his pants then looks at Frank and A-chan.
>"b0ss."
>「what」
im gonna jump off a building now k thnx bye ily

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>>59352519
>>59352605
It's too much for my conscience that I share responsibility for the existence of this thing. I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Selen bully will be published next thread. I know it

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be more scenes of Holos firing eye beams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59352711
>I hate it
HE HATES IT!

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>>59281762
>>59347496
>>59352519
>>59352605
This deserves to be archived.

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>>59349777
I'm tempted to do something with that masquerading-as-a-cat idea from earlier, but I need to prioritize my existing WIPs first.

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>>59353590
Shion waking up in your lap thinking it's a dream and saying some extremely embarrassing lewd/romantic thing before realizing what happened does sound very cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59352605
I've been trying so hard to come up with a scenario where Frank goes "Lemme summon the Sex Lord!" and then Aloe pops out (Cum: 1000000000000000) only to get graduated in an instant by Rushia.

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>>59354163
Extremely.
I also like the idea of her cat-eared self being a sort of halfway point between her two forms where she only partially transforms herself. Which she only starts using after the secret's out. She doesn't have to disguise herself anymore, but she's found that part of her enjoys being your good little kitty every once in awhile.

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>>59352605
>No mention of Prometheus
0/10 unarchivable trash

[Anonymous No.]

So how are your wips coming along anon?
Bonus Question: What's a chuuba fic/concept you're surprised hasn't been made yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>59356080
Not beautifully unfortunately. I hit a writers block on Balsa and I have another chapter of Kafka in the works but that also just hit a wall. Just one of those times I guess.

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>>59356080
I just sketched how this first draft and storyline goes. I'm feeling fucking great!
>Bonus
Sizeplay, like Pomu in fairy form giving you a full bodyjob, or shrinking slightly while you're inside her to choke your dick on her pussy.

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>>59356080
Not great. Things are a bit rough right now, and I just can't muster up the energy to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59356080
I'm getting there on the Suisei beach prompt.
>Bonus
Koyori gokkun.
Mumei petplay.
Ame getting beat up by the Myth girls.

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>>59356080
Very slowly. I came down with a cold, have been helping my wife with funeral arrangements for my mother in law, and trying to get ready for a trip we leave for on saturday. I'm hoping to get this current chapter done before I leave, but I won't try to force it.

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>>59356710
>Mumei petplay
Okay, I know you probably mean this in the context of like a dog or a cat, but imagining Mumei as a pet bird you give a cracker to while she coos sounds funnier.

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>>59356080
Very slowly, uni and work are eating up most of my free time.

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>>59356080
I'm almost finished!

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>>59356080
Today I struggled to choose between doing uni work or writing vtuber fanfiction and ultimately ended up doing neither. I fucking hate myself. I'm trying to get at least half an hour of writing in before I sleep.
>Bonus
I said it before and I'll say it again: A zombie apocalypse story. It's such low hanging fruit.

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>>59356465
>Bonus
It's in Ninisanni Scenario
>>59358070
>Bonus
I actually just wrote a scene like that. Funny coincidence

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>>59359930
The zombie apocalypse is going to happen in the Ninisanni Scenario sequel?

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>>59359930
I will now play your VN

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>>59360078
Don't expect anything too involved. It's not like it's the setting. But something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59356080
>Bonus Question: What's a chuuba fic/concept you're surprised hasn't been made yet?
Bacteria fetish

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>>59361934
this oddly reminds me of a similar scene in Parasite Eve...

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>>59356840
Ganbatte HJanon! The every day life we take for granted will crumble in various ways, but there's always light at the end of the tunnel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>59357027
>>59356710
Mumei will roleplay as Animol and I will roleplay as Mumei.

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>>59362396
Thanks bro. It might get a little worse before it gets better, my grandmother was just put into hospice and is not doing great, so that will likely run its course soon, but eventually the only way to go is up. I'll keep staying strong not just for my own sake, but for my family as well.

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>>59361934
Wasn't there one that involved Suisei?

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>>59363184
stay strong bro. i hope the best for you and the Mrs.

[Anonymous No.]

I like these threads. They've gotten a lot more comfy since the ousting. Like how it used to be. I hope all writeanons and readanons can overcome their struggles and find enjoyment and/or solace in /wg/.
t. a drunk but earnest anon

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>>59364034
not to draw too much attention to it but... what's the ousting...? just a issue with shitposters in the fanfiction thread of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

>Two Fantasy writers struck down with family dying
who's next, place your bets

[Anonymous No.]

>>59364617
ALS author.

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>>59364204
I dunno if I'm too drunk or just drunk enough to give the full story, but here goes.
So, once upon a time /wg/ would let the old thread fall off the catalog before making a new one. Then one day an over-eager anon decides to make a thread early. This thread came to be referred to as the Hell Thread/Nightmare Thread/etc. where shitposting and complaining was rampant and no actual work got done. Threads after that point started getting made early, once the thread hit bump limit. At a certain point it started getting taken over by a bot that automatically made boilerplate threads. The caveat was that it would only use indie chuubas that nobody had ever heard of. And any criticisms were dismissed as tribalfaggotry by hololive fans.
Eventally anons decided they'd had enough and tried making their own threads, refusing to use the bot-made ones. This caused the usual OP to throw a tantrum and shit up the organically-made threads while samefagging his own to make it seem like his were the "true" threads. It didn't work, and we started getting hololive OPs again. This was the "first ousting," so to speak.
But that just led to the bot using hololive OPs while still doing its usual bullshit. /wg/ still had no control over its new threads, and the schizo OP still had control.
This all changed when the Writing Rumble happened.
Anons decided to hold a thread-wide writing contest to try and bring in new blood. They wanted to include information on it in the OP, but the OP and the anon behind it wouldn't add it himself. So they decided to do it themselves and started making their own threads again. The OP schizos response was to make like a dozen /wg/ threads clogging up the catalog and try to paint the entire thing as an attention-whoring tactic by /wg/ to get people to pay attention to them, souring the rest of the board's opinion of us and torpedoing any chances of new people coming in.
This was the point where /wg/ collectively decided they'd had enough. They started making their own threads again, making sure to show that the thread was made by a real person and not a bot. And if a bot thread was ever made, people would ignore it and make a second one that everyone would use despite it being made later. This was the "second ousting." And unlike the first time, it seemed to finally break the schizo for good, possibly after a ban, and we've had human-made threads ever since. And also a dramatic decrease in shitposting/aggroposting/overall low-quality posts. Possibly because the OP schizo was the one shitposting in a dedicated attempt to lower thread quality for some pathetic reason.

tl;dr /wg/ once had some asshole controlling the OPs and shitposting, and now he's gone

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>>59365007
Thanks Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>59365007
Mostly accurate, but I wouldn't be so negative about the contest. It got us new and returning anons, and most posts complaining about the thread spam as an attentionwhoring scheme were probably made by the schizo himself.

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>>59365485
ah yes, those times when any anon displayed any amount of personality would be met with some jack ass sperging about them being an attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>59365833
anon that has literally nothing to do with what he said

[Anonymous No.]

>>59365007
>thread-wide
board-wide, I meant. All of /vt/, like the Lord of the Board

[Anonymous No.]

>>59365868
...so it isnt...my bad, guess these nights of little sleep started getting to me...

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>>59356080
Really Really slow. I need to do uni work
>Bonus
Aliens fics or even a Mecha one. I like "Aqua stars in an AV" but that isnt a mecha.
Im also gonna shamelessly shill Dandadan because it has cool shit like Mongolian Death Worms never visit /a/ to talk about it, those threads are cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>59366898
That isnt a mecha series* . Sorry, i didnt meant to sound like an asshole

Another shillpost btw

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>>59365007
The thing that always confused me about him is why he wanted the threads his own bot was making to die ASAP. He'd shitpost on cooldown past 200 to rush bump limit, sperg out any time someone bumped, cause an argument then claim the thread was ruined and we might as well let it die, etc. Did he really like picking the OP pictures that much? Truly bizarre behavior. At least it was cute how he would always double post and pretend to be two different people.

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>>59356080
I've finished the first complete draft of An Oni's Rebellion ("An" might be replaced by "The") today, but I will go over it again before publishing.
It's pretty self-indulgent because I've basically just written down how I'd love to spend time with Ayame, but hopefully it will satisfy other hearts and dicks as well.

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>>59368205
>that image
God I wish that was my life

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>>59368205
Anon, this is fucking fan fiction
It's the one form of writing aside from maybe philosophical essays where you get to be as self-indulgent as you want. All of my fics were born because I wanted to have sex with my oshi.

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The plot twist is that this anon >>59369629 doesn't actually like Ayame. He's just a manlet that wants to be tall enough to tower over Ayame like in the image.

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>>59368205
Does Ayame know that (You) are jerking off beforehand before you get home? I recall seeing a line saying that you "had" jerked off and then saying Ayame will only get sex when you feel she's earned it.

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>>59368205
>>59369675
Yeah, it's completely fine. Those kinds of fantasies are are the whole reason why I read Hololive fanfiction.
>>59369726
Funnily enough, I'm actually slightly taller than Michael Jordan.

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>>59365437
You’re welcome, bitch.

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>>59369675
>>59369968
It's definitely not a sin to be self-indulgent with fanfics - but there are fics in /wg/ that want to fill a popular niche, or try to fit someone else's prompt as well as they can. I just thought I'd mention that this is a more personalized and unusual fic, if I'm going to talk about it anyway.

>>59369796
You haven't told her today. But she knows that you do it occasionally (she even sends you videos and pics of herself sometimes, wanting you to masturbate to them), and she's usually allowed to masturbate when she's on her own as well. So it's not a breach of trust, or even just something she'd expect you to tell her about on your own initiative. She could ask though.

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>>59370761
>occasionally (she even sends you videos and pics of herself sometimes, wanting you to masturbate to them),
I'm going to assume this'll be mentioned (or not) in the newest chapter when its ready to be released for us to read? Because I genuinely (unless I'm taking this too serious like the retard that I am) didn't see this in the first chapter and I always thought that (You) jerked off before heading home so you wouldn't lose control of who is "dominate" in the relationship and giving Ayame what she wants. I really hope you in the story has fully recovered so you can blow a massive load when you and Ayame do the deed in the bedroom.

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>>59356080
Same as usual. Still plowing through it.

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>>59368205
"An" would be better than "The" because "The" implies there are multiple oni rebelling and it's their rebellion while "An" refers to a singular oni.

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>>59372986
That is not how that works.

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>>59372198
>I'm going to assume this'll be mentioned (or not) in the newest chapter when its ready to be released for us to read? Because I genuinely (unless I'm taking this too serious like the retard that I am) didn't see this in the first chapter
It wasn't in the first part, it will either be in the one I'm currently finishing or the part after that - when it becomes relevant in the story, in any case.
>I always thought that (You) jerked off before heading home so you wouldn't lose control of who is "dominate" in the relationship and giving Ayame what she wants.
That was what happened today, but you're not usually planning things out this firmly - on other days you might be fine with fucking her whenever, or might be open to being seduced. That you're the dominant one means that she isn't supposed to disobey you (as someone who loves her and cares for her feelings). She is allowed to try and change your mind, usually; if she was just a passive recipient you both would lose out on her ideas and desires as a source of entertainment and pleasure.
>I really hope you in the story has fully recovered so you can blow a massive load when you and Ayame do the deed in the bedroom.
That will be in the third part that I haven't written yet, but don't worry - she will be plapped to everyone'e satisfaction.

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>>59373096
It is, in fact. Oni is both singular and plural. The Oni’s Rebellion could refer to one or more of them, like The Moose’s Rebellion

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>>59372642
Just like I'm ploughing your oshi as I type this

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>>59372986
"The" leaves the door equally open for singular and plural, but given that this is a sequel to a story focused only on Ayame and (You), and that it will have tags and a description, it seems easy to interpret correctly. And I don't see a big problem even if someone doesn't get the hints - it's not pointing in the wrong direction, it's just temporarily ambiguous.
The benefit of using "The" is that it would allow for all three words in the title to consistently evolve over the three-part series to reflect the plot, not just the second and the third. I already had "A" in the first part's title.

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>>59374733
NTA but if it was a rebellion of a group of oni you'd call it "The Oni Rebellion."
"The Oni's Rebellion" heavily implies that it's a rebellion by one specific oni.

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>>59376000
Or "The Rebellion of the Onis".

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>>59368205
you should cut out the middle man and just call it "Oni's Rebellion"

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>>59372986
>>59374733
>>59375450
>>59376000
My input:
"The" would imply that Ayame is the only Oni. "An" implies that there are more Oni, and Ayame is just one of many Oni, who is going through a rebellion.
Now, implying Ayame is the only Oni could work, if Ayame ends up being the only Oni present throughout the whole story. But if there end up being multiple, then "An" would make more sense.

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>>59366898
>>59367135
>Aqua stars in an AV
Yeah that hasn't had much progress since last year other than settling on a design for how Suisei will fight. I just can't seem to make the fight scene come together in a way that actually justifies Anon being the mission control/mech tech guy.
I still have the worldbuilding notes and could probably take another shot at writing it... in a couple months thesis writing is kicking my ass.

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>>59376000 (me)
You could also just drop the article completely and just call it "Oni's Rebellion." You can also use the fact that "An Oni" kinda sounds like "Onani" to guide your decision: do you like or dislike that connection?

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>>59376775
"The" here could also imply that Ayame is THE Oni among oni; the greatest, the most important oni.

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>>59376000
That's a good point to make, thank you; as an ESL nuances like that can easily escape me. I think I'll go with "The Oni's Rebellion" as the title.
>>59376758
>>59376892
That works in principle, but it wouldn't fit with the three-word title format that I want to keep consistent across parts. It also sounds less rhythmically appealing, though that might be entirely subjective.
>>59376775
You've turned the one vs many implication on its head by focusing on the onis as a whole, rather than just the ones rebelling! I can see that angle as well. Ayame is the only oni that will be relevant, so I'm even more convinced of "The" now.

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live!

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>>59368205
Cute ojou.

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>>59281675
Are you fellas Lui with wings kinda guys or Lui without wings kinda guys?

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>>59383370
I like it when her wings flutter during her orgasms.

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>>59383370
I hate headwings so much, but it's not Lui-nee's fault she was given that design.

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>>59383370
Do you mean in a literal harpy sense? Then no, head wings are as far as Lui goes.

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>>59368205
Hedonist Reckoning had a great spanking scene but I felt a bit bad for Ayame when I read it. I hope she will get rewarded more in this story even tho it's called "rebellion".

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>>59365007
Praise the contest Anon for pulling us out of that ditch.

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>>59386016
Praise them with great praise!

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>>59386016
Unironically that contest pulled us out of the ditch called the earlyfag and gave us the best threads in months with actual ideas and fic concepts getting thrown around without a threadshitter to take down the mood.

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>>59376000
I hate to be this guy but have you ever heard of terms like “The Slaves’ Uprising?”
Using plural possessors is pretty common and throws a wrench in this

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>>59386897
But nobody seems to be planning to use a plural possessor. So if those are common the singular (Oni's) is even less unclear than before.

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>>59386897
Yeah but Oni/Oni is different from Slave/Slaves

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>>59387915
It’s just confusing if you don’t know which is being used, anon. I’m playing devil’s (oni’s?) advocate

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>>59388163
>>59387990
I'd use onis as plural not oni. At least for clarity.

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>>59388576
The grammar police are going to spank you

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>>59388576
Japanese is weird about plurals.

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>>59386897
This doesn't work because the plural of "Oni" is also "Oni". You can't reasonably interpret the plural possessor of a single/plural double-up like that as [Word]'s - that pretty explicitly refers to the singular.

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It pains me that the ammount of ERP helps me a fuck lot, while writing smut. But every time I try and write something else, it reads as if a 12 yo wrote it.

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my WIP has made me realize how much im into performing oral sex to woman
also ass eating

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>>59394975
It's called a first draft for a reason anon, just keep moving forward then fix it in editing.

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>>59395270
This was me but with armpit fucking.

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>>59395270
Dude tell me about it. I got to go down for the first time in years recently, and I forgot how magical it was. It's a very underrated part of sex imo. When you can feel her legs quiver around your arms, fantastic.

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>>59399711
pussy tastes bad even when clean

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>>59401808
Hard disagree

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>>59401808
I think you're gay.

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>>59401915
>>59402647
Not him but you guys have shit taste. Literally. Also, why would you ever go down on a girl. I did it once, never again by god never again.

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This is the gayest bait we ever had

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>>59401915
>>59402647
it literally tastes like spoiled meat

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Pussy barely has any taste. It's just fuckin wet.

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>>59401808
I wouldn't say bad, but it's not a taste I would ever want to taste if it wasn't what it was. Granted, I don't have a huge sample size, so I may be biased.

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>>59403270
To make her cum, silly.

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>>59404701
You must not be attracted to pussy. It's okay to be asexual or gay anon.

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>>59406046
yeah that's what i mean; bad is a black and white descriptor which pussy clearly falls on the negative side of, but the term doesn't measure magnitude whatsoever.
pussy tastes mildly unpleasurable and the taste lingers after you stop licking

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Kanata's pussy tastes heavenly.

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>>59281762
Are doujins of fanfics accepted here? :3

I wrote an alternative ending (>>58970059) to the GT dump anon (>>59296648)'s timeloop curse story (>>58961214 >>58962455 >>58963531):
https://rentry.org/bdpyo
(Shiori, greentext, trauma, timeloop, doujin?)

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>>59403270
of you like getting a blowjob, it's only fair to return a favor.

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>>59411724
Fan sequels and the like were kinda the foundation of this thread so it shouldn't be a big deal

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>>59411724
There's always common courtesy, but it'd be hypocritical to claim one's fanfics as one's exclusive intellectual property while working with the IP of hololive and others in the first place.

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>>59390999
>>59388918
But in English these words can get an English plural. You can say mangas for example

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>>59416715
If anyone who actually cared about Japanese media said “mangas” to my face I’d slap them

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>>59388918
Are the grammar police cute librarian girls? Because me could not need goodish grammar in case that.

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Well, even Haruki Murakami said fuck grammar and insisted that his novel should be Killing Commendatore in English.

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>>59417199
I pronounce it 'mog-nuhs' to an autistic buddy of mine amd he finds it funny every time

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>>59417504
No, it's Subaru shouting at you while turning your ass purple.

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>>59418566
Even better.

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>>59418669
Even gooder, you mean.

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>>59419086
much goodly

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>>59419086
Your danm right

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>>59417504
>>59418566
It should be Kiara as a literal grammar nazi, uniform and all.
But with a thicker German accent. And with a riding crop.

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>>59417199
I call them comic books/graphic novels.

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>>59417199
>>59419777
I call them whimsical pictures

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This entire grammar conversation is dumb anyway. Titles can break any fucking rule of grammar they want since they're meant to be striking not grammatically accurate.

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>>59420918
Suck my grammar, bitch.

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>>59420918
I see through your facade. You just want Subaru to spank you.

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Streets of /wg/ won't be safe for much longer. There will be violent clashes between grammar anarchists and grammar nazis and the flames will engulf everything. We're gonna go full Mad Max.

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>>59421405
Im a grammar centrist
I dont use apostrophes or punctuation but apart from that my sentences are correct

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>>59421405
their our know rules in this anarchy. world.

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All right boyos, new bread:
>>59423151
>>59423151
>>59423151

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