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The Shiori Novella - Chapter 3, Page 292 Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:47:02 2023 No.59221007 [Reply] [Original]

"I guess I don't really understand you yet," I said. "I'm not all that smart. It takes me a while to understand things. But if I do have time, I will come to understand you -- better than anyone else in the world ever can."

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Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:47:40 2023 No.59221025
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>>59221007
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVZdl3sifnk

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6wUT7s4668
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/drAvIF_RL7U

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Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
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Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:50:59 2023 No.59221104 I've been mostly away from the thread today. Anything of note happen? Any new schizos popping out from the woodwork?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:52:33 2023 No.59221149 and again...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:53:24 2023 No.59221175 >>59221104 surprisingly quiet. iirc some writefag discussions. and then some discussions over the new schedule. don't think any major drama happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:53:46 2023 No.59221187 I hate ikea desks. Sick of building 'em. That all. Thank you for listening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:54:44 2023 No.59221212 >>59221025 Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igGPVWT0tKc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:55:11 2023 No.59221230 File: 652 KB, 1160x1035, 1693839434371462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:55:37 2023 No.59221246
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>>59221104
we had a wave of the usual dimitri ntr schizos but other than that, it's been a little quiet as far as i know

>>59221212
aiiieeee i forgot about today's shiorium, and i watched it twice already. i'll go ahead and put on the dress, sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:55:52 2023 No.59221261 File: 374 KB, 1063x1700, knight2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59221149 Once more unto the breach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:56:28 2023 No.59221278 File: 993 KB, 2014x1875, 1558254371675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHIORI CUTE

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:56:37 2023 No.59221282
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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:56:48 2023 No.59221284 >>59221175 I'm start to think......

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:56:50 2023 No.59221287
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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:57:21 2023 No.59221303 File: 455 KB, 1064x1064, 1695251130414540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59221284 Dont

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:57:31 2023 No.59221306 File: 438 KB, 480x480, GoodBoyandGirl[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Frskbbw.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59221175

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:57:43 2023 No.59221318 >>59221175 >>59221246 That's good to hear. Next week's schedule seems based as always, looking forward to this week's Shiori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 05:59:09 2023 No.59221357 >>59221104 Not much, how was your day? Do anything productive? Would Shiori be proud of you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:00:39 2023 No.59221392 >>59221284 Here me out Have you tried... not thinking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:01:38 2023 No.59221418 I hope the guard dogs at /baubau/ will find peace. but they're a wuffian, they will eat and barking at the bait, just like a dog would do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:03:12 2023 No.59221466 File: 335 KB, 1576x2471, 1634088844759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59221418 Nobody cares. Stop talking about other threads and fanbases here unless it's something funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:04:55 2023 No.59221509 >>59221357 My day was pretty good thanks. Slept in today, did some cooking for the upcoming workweek, did my reps.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:07:17 2023 No.59221564 [SPOILER]

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>>59221357
got a new job and currently taking care of the on-boarding bull, and gonna start working out tomorrow after taking a few days off from it. things are looking up, i'd like to say shiori would be proud at the very least.

hopefully all the other novelites were able to be productive, if at least for a little bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:08:01 2023 No.59221586 File: 171 KB, 1134x911, 20230924_075641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiori Gremlin arc when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:08:33 2023 No.59221600 >membership on Saturday This woman is made for overt praising and tender loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:11:40 2023 No.59221689 File: 402 KB, 2052x3197, 1571171045102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59221600 I wonder what it will be like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:12:39 2023 No.59221718 File: 62 KB, 190x266, 1695622338643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's the tutor in this case?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:19:51 2023 No.59221901 >>59221718 She's going to teach you biology using my body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:20:45 2023 No.59221928 Shiori enjoys swabbing her tongue around and inside foreskin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:22:01 2023 No.59221964 >>59221928 They don't allow foreskins in Christianity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:23:15 2023 No.59222001 >>59221928 Hey man I am still working here, don't make me imagine things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:24:59 2023 No.59222050 File: 1.78 MB, 1280x1280, 1692581870490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Witch

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:25:54 2023 No.59222067 File: 285 KB, 1536x2048, 1692742266913434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59222050 Witch hats suit her so well.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:27:55 2023 No.59222114

Shiori telling you to take your shirt off while she feels all the muscles on your upper body, intimately whispering each name into your ear while massaging them lightly. Then asking you if you want to do your lower body or review using hers, but you only have time for one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:28:13 2023 No.59222119 >>59221564 Congrats on the new job novelite. Hope it's tolerable and pays the bills at a minimum.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:31:00 2023 No.59222189
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>>59222119
probably not tolerable compared to my last laid-back one but at least it lets me support the dork goth student by letting me upgrade from bookwyrm. thanks for the sentiment though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:31:31 2023 No.59222200 Novelties, your oshi is a w*man...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:31:53 2023 No.59222212 >>59222200 no......

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:33:24 2023 No.59222248 >>59222200 What evidence do you have to support your claims?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:33:33 2023 No.59222253 >>59222200 I am not gay, but I love woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:33:40 2023 No.59222258 File: 41 KB, 204x180, shioriratman[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fw8boud.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59222200

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:33:45 2023 No.59222261 >>59222200 I thought she was a girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:34:35 2023 No.59222276 >>59222200 >Novelties

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:35:33 2023 No.59222297 File: 169 KB, 512x512, 1651536835382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59222200 >Novelties

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:35:48 2023 No.59222302 >>59221509 What'd you cook? Good job though. >>59221564 >>59222189 Nice, nice. I hope it's ultimately worth it. Don't forget to spoil yourself too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:36:57 2023 No.59222327 >>59222253 I'd be gay for Shiori, not gonna lie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:37:58 2023 No.59222346 File: 59 KB, 724x606, WhatsApp Image 2023-09-24 at 20.57.40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59222200 NA...NANI ?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:38:21 2023 No.59222354 File: 1.95 MB, 374x211, shiori-novella-shiori.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59221007 I love Shiori Novella. Not just a tiny crush, but a full-on, consume my thoughts and actions type of love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:38:26 2023 No.59222356 >>59222302 Made some roast beef for the week's protein and baked some potatoes/yams alongside. I pair it with some greens or other vegetables and rice for a nice balanced meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:40:59 2023 No.59222411 >>59222356 Its mind boggling that, her audience are more well feed than her. bratty woman need a nutrient correction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:43:23 2023 No.59222476 File: 87 KB, 482x410, 1695088274867064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59222302 thanks anon, and i hope that you don't forget to spoil yourself as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:43:51 2023 No.59222490 oh marone

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:45:41 2023 No.59222536 >>59222411 I'm broken in a lot of ways but I was a powerlifter for a long time so my nutrition isn't a problem. I fear Shiori may be a skeleton given how little she seems to eat and that she gets some light exercise (steppies) every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:48:26 2023 No.59222602 >>59222536 Coach, how do I get rid of my skinnyfat body?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:48:53 2023 No.59222613 >>59222200 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:49:28 2023 No.59222630

>>59222536
I'm actually pretty concerned because save for the stuff tea party stream. She only ever mentions eating rice, gyoza, and costco pizza. Far from being nutritionally balanced foods let alone her eating enough so she's not on a caloric deficit at least.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:55:15 2023 No.59222779
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>>59222602
I would try to get some muscle first by doing some weightlifting and trying to keep a clean diet. If you can keep it up, you'll look better even if you don't cut that much fat and you can adjust your workouts/diet from there to achieve your desired body type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:55:29 2023 No.59222787 Shiori HATES you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:58:06 2023 No.59222855 File: 256 KB, 1552x2047, F6tpAFOaMAACF1m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiori LOVES you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:58:09 2023 No.59222858 >>59222630 She mentions bacon sometimes and that one time she was scraping food off styrofoam it was steak I think. There isn't much >we can do except support her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:58:59 2023 No.59222882
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>>59222779
Not him but what constitutes a clean diet? I know how to lose weight, I lost a ton of it a few years ago by just cutting out a lot of unhealthy shit and counting calories. But now that I'm also trying to gain muscle, I'm not sure what my diet should be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:02:33 2023 No.59222971 >>59222787 >>59222855 Shiori probably has no strong feelings one way or another about me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:03:41 2023 No.59223007 >>59222971 don't be so pessimistic, she definitely hates you and wants you gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:04:26 2023 No.59223031 >>59223007 Oh yeah? Well if she wants me gone she should tell me to my face.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:04:29 2023 No.59223033

>>59222882
I'm of the opinion that you don't need to be too autistic about your diet if you're not competing in anything and you're just looking to get healthier/look better. I try to get about 1/3 carb (e.g., rice, potato, bread, etc), 1/3 fibrous vegetables (think veges other than potatoes), and 1/3 proteins for my meals and some fruit each day. Eat enough that you're full, don't stuff yourself and don't starve yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:08:43 2023 No.59223144 >>59223031 What if I am Shiori

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:09:34 2023 No.59223165 File: 1.66 MB, 560x420, concernfag[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fcujloo.mp3].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Concernfags?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:10:01 2023 No.59223172 >>59223144 On the chance you were, if you could identify me by name, I'd leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:10:49 2023 No.59223192 >>59223144 What if you are not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:11:04 2023 No.59223202 File: 745 KB, 983x1019, 1690163824009085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59223172 uhh Jake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:12:03 2023 No.59223234 File: 113 KB, 931x1170, 1691119753151728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59223033 Thanks that sounds doable, already halfway there. >think veges other than potatoes Fug, I feel specifically called out here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:13:22 2023 No.59223270 >>59223234 Irish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:13:32 2023 No.59223276 I love thinking

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:14:43 2023 No.59223306 I think I love

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:16:00 2023 No.59223332 File: 616 KB, 250x250, 1695159050877464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59223276

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:16:23 2023 No.59223339 >>59223306 Shiori?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:20:37 2023 No.59223441 File: 32 KB, 861x580, FPlGEwQWQAYcy2H.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my childhood friend goth GF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:22:32 2023 No.59223494 File: 389 KB, 2560x2560, 1568836345376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How are your reps going, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:23:47 2023 No.59223518 >>59223494 I do my steppies ritually. I am a failure with my reading reps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:28:08 2023 No.59223631 >>59223518 What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:29:48 2023 No.59223680 File: 373 KB, 864x864, 1690142446893803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59223494 I have skipped some of them lately...

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:31:37 2023 No.59223726

>>59223631
Not sure if I'm being filtered by the books this month, or I just lack attention span lately. I've even stopped reading the other things I normally would so probably the latter. I'll try again before the month is up and do better next month.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:38:49 2023 No.59223901
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>>59223680
It's fine if you picked up too much stuff during the early high. As long as you keep doing things that keep you functioning you can bounce back on reps you want later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:45:33 2023 No.59224075 File: 360 KB, 831x831, 1695510613441324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59223494 I havent done my reps in a while...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:45:58 2023 No.59224087 >>59223901 my princess needs to give me orders

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:48:51 2023 No.59224166 I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN. I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 07:52:23 2023 No.59224272 >>59223494 the weather are too hot, and I'm conversing my energy for a night reps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:00:24 2023 No.59224535 I'd be okay with Shiori playing Star Ocean 2 Remake on stream, but knowing her she'll play it off stream and sperg over Dias...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:13:13 2023 No.59224888 File: 1.59 MB, 1358x2160, 20230925_161132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59223494 Hitting the gym after work as usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:20:21 2023 No.59225049 >>59224888 wtf is wrong with that lowerbody. >ANATOMY

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:34:49 2023 No.59225351 I have this irresistible urge to choke Shiori's neck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:40:28 2023 No.59225491 https://twitter.com/ma_draws/status/1706226857060737228

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:40:31 2023 No.59225497
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Good morning anons
>>59223494
I strained my back and can't afford health insurance at the moment so I've been pretty limited on lifting, but I've been getting my steps in every day. If my physical/mental health check I need for my intended career path doesn't come back positive when I go for it in a few weeks I have no clue what the fuck I'll do with the rest of my life since I couldn't cut it at my old job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:43:31 2023 No.59225565 >>59225491 That's quite delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:46:12 2023 No.59225620 >>59225497 Good morning, Novelite. Did you have a good sleep?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:48:16 2023 No.59225667 >>59225497 Good morning. I can only wish you good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:52:48 2023 No.59225757 >>59225497 >I strained my back I hope your back will getting better, and its not a serious injury.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:08:02 2023 No.59226089 File: 172 KB, 1000x1000, 1694580127918937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shiori is so cool that she isn't taking an actual day off on wednesday

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:08:35 2023 No.59226113 File: 414 KB, 2585x4096, 1692579110834760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight. I hope I dream of Shiori.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:13:44 2023 No.59226218 File: 94 KB, 600x400, Bran (81).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:14:53 2023 No.59226244

>>59225620
I feel ok, but I only slept 5ish hours. I have some things I need to take care of this morning though so I'm just going to deal with them instead of trying to sleep again.
>>59225757
I thought it was better for a few weeks, then doing some routine housework reaggravated it. It's been feeling better again and I'm back to doing my full routine, but I'm taking it fairly light.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:16:18 2023 No.59226280 >>59221007 God I wish I didn't have such a hardcore gothic lolita fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:20:41 2023 No.59226388 >dreamt Shiori pierced my dick and carved her name into it >boner the whole day Fuck man am I a /meat/fag now?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:34:04 2023 No.59226707
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>>59213787
>>59213895
Been busy with work so late response, but you guys flatter me, thank you.
Personally I don't believe I'm that good but I'll try to keep doing my best both /here/ and for the shit I conjure up for Shiori to see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:46:15 2023 No.59226988 File: 633 KB, 4096x2304, 1693237223014705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do novelites have any interesting hobbies they enjoy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:49:44 2023 No.59227049 Going through Lies of P, I think Shiori would like Romeo if she gets deep into the lore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:57:02 2023 No.59227244 I need more time loop games bros it's so hard to find decent interactive novels much less ones where you can LOOP and iterate like Stay.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 09:58:40 2023 No.59227299
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>>59226988
No, I'm boring. People at work and the like find it cool that I (try to) write in English since I'm an ESL from a mid-proficiency country, but that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:04:49 2023 No.59227473 >>59227049 She's playing it too off-stream. Wonder how far she'll get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:05:56 2023 No.59227503 i will NOT wear the dress

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:06:12 2023 No.59227513 >>59227503 Wear it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:06:58 2023 No.59227542 >>59224888 it's weird how the fact that her breasts are lopsided in that image just makes me even more horny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:10:35 2023 No.59227659 >>59227473 I wouldn't mind tangents about games that she plays off-stream that AREN'T 3H.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:13:14 2023 No.59227724 I will wear the dress but only if princess shiori promises to remove my chastity belt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:16:39 2023 No.59227832 >>59227724 yo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:18:02 2023 No.59227871 Anyone got samples for FELUCCA's jiggle rigs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:24:23 2023 No.59228096 I want to yell in dark rooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:24:48 2023 No.59228112 >>59227871 Upon my research, I have realized that it's futile since it's most likely that she will get a new rigger for her alt outfits, which was the usual practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:27:18 2023 No.59228196 We should bake the new bread as soon as we move over to the current one. That way it'll be nice and moldy by the time we start using it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:27:43 2023 No.59228206 >>59228096 Go for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:28:38 2023 No.59228237 >>59226988 Most interesting thing about me is I'm into plamo, but that's a pretty standard otaku hobby. I guess reading isn't super common anymore but I imagine that a good 75% of shiggers read.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:39:46 2023 No.59228558 File: 97 KB, 827x827, 1623477997307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59228096 I unironically do that in a soundproofed closet.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:40:39 2023 No.59228572

I had a dream about shiori while I napped.

I was going shopping with my dad at target and for some reason we went through the back door only to find Nerissa, Shiori and Kiara sitting in a circle at the door. They sat in such a way that they wouldn't allow me to pass through without stepping over them.

Shiori shoots up, grabs my ear forcefully and takes out one of her earrings, saying it's about time i got them pierced. She just fuckin shoved the needle through my ear and it hurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:43:28 2023 No.59228635 >>59226988 Don't be like me, get addicted after buying a gundam kit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:45:22 2023 No.59228663 My Shiori dreams are only about her, streaming behind my monitor screen. No physical interaction whatsoever. Is it over for me?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:45:49 2023 No.59228677

>>59226988
Not really. I have some athletic hobbies but that's not really anything to write home about. I also travel a bit, but again not that unique/interesting since I've only been to random parts of the U.S., Canada, and Japan.
I cosplay and tell myself I should get into actually making my own, but I'm a piece of shit and have been telling myself that since 2019.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:48:17 2023 No.59228735

>>59226988
I would try playing my guitar but my job doesn’t really allow that the way it’s scheduled. Other than that and aside from anime and vidya I have a collection of books, DVDs, and perfumes/cologne. I wonder if Shiori wears perfume. I wonder what her signature scent would be. If I had to guess, I think it’s Poison by Dior.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 10:57:47 2023 No.59228980
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In probably the strangest crossover you've read in a good long while, inspired by yesterday's absurd game I wrote a...Hololive NFL fanfiction involving our very own Shiori Novella as the master zebra. Comedy, of course. If that's not your cup of tea, at least enjoy the Shiori Novella cheerleader picture that took way too long to make in Yodayo. Yes, I should be working on ToT. Yes, football season always slows down my writing.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSWbTLdcxOdPIyfXy99UlafdFI0Tv7FTMy4H3BL47A03hK3dHBD-AkCdintUleoYDRHnNKXRsYga0WL/pub

Even Scorigami Needs Archiving

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:05:41 2023 No.59229193 >>59228980 Fuck you glowiechama you're not getting my Google account information.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:07:56 2023 No.59229255

>>59229193
I can just post it here. I was doing it the way the writing general does it. Here:

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Even Scorigami Needs Archiving

Many smug observers of the world like to quip that there are two kinds of people in the world, and yet, for all their wit, none of them have ever agreed on the same 'two kinds of people.' This is, of course, a testament to the richness and diversity of humans. We are not so easy to pigeonhole.

But allow this author to add one more to the pile, if only because this one is truer than the rest -- there are only two kinds of people in the world: people who love vtubers, and people who love gridiron football. When Sunday morn rolls around, some denizens of the world get ready to watch a certain pink koyote die over and over on the easiest difficulty of Metal Gear Solid 2, and others drag themselves out of bed to watch Zach Wilson throw perfect dimes to the Dallas Cowboys' secondary.

And what of those who live in that world in-between? They live a special existence that's as charmed as it is lonely. What's better schadenfreude than watching a team sputter out and crash into walls like Mococo on Baby Park? Who has a more rejuvenating cure for their sports woes than the kronie who gets to feel down bad, down and out depressed with their oshi after an awful game? But enough about the Chicago Bears.

Our story begins with a certain archiver writing a story of her own.

“70 - 20? No. No one’ll ever believe that,” Nerissa said. She clicked her tongue at the narrative her genmate was writing for the new season.

The NFL is, as everyone knows, scripted. But few are privy to who is doing the scripting. Look at Shiori~n’s hair. Every time a ticky tacky call doesn’t go your team’s way? She wrote it. That’s right. Everyone knows about Shioreo, but only the elite know that she’s the ultimate zebra, the Shioref who decides if your team’s season is Shiover or if they’re Shior~inThe PlayoffPicture.

“And then! And then Tua’s gonna do a new look shovel pass to uh… uh! Achane? Who even is that? Who cares? I’m adding another 4.2 yard dasher to the Dolphins. Yeah. Yeahhhhh,” Shiori said, sipping the expired milk she promised to throw away. The film was in fact fermenting by this point, and she simply could not hold her alcohol.

“Stop! Stop it! They’re gonna figure out it’s all bullshit!” Nerissa moaned.

“I’ll give Jordan Love an 18 point fourth quarter comeback,” Shiori slurred. “And I’ll ruin the Bears’ season even more. You want an injury? Fields is probably due for an injury. That’s not even on me.”

“...Don’t think I forgive you for what you did to Godgers,” Nerissa said sniffling, but letting a small smile rise to her face as she stabbed a small cheese hat onto her horn. “But okay. Hurt the Bears more. That’s all I really want in life.”

“Oh they’re gonna hurt alriiiight,” Shiori’s tongue stuck out as she concentrated. “You know what? Two shovel passes. Wouldn’t it be funny if a top three defense just regressed out of nowhere? Like, all off-season they’re going, Russ is washed, we’re one QB away, worst deal ever, and then oh no! Oh no, your top cornerbacks are gonna get burned by a receiver nobody’s even heard of! Rrrrrrobbbiee… Chosen! I choose you!” She giggled to herself at her grammatical pun.

“Fuck Shiori. Why don’t you just have a dude named Hand tip a ball?” Nerissa sighed.

Shiori stared at Nerissa like she was a genius, then started hastily scribbling into her notebook.

“I don’t get it, Shiori. Why do you hate the Broncos so much?” Nerissa asked.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:08:57 2023 No.59229284

“I don’t~. But every season needs a few laughing stocks. Russell Wilson’s just an easy target. Broncos country! Let’s… cried! Hahahahhaha!” Shiori fell backwards onto her bed in a fit of laughter at her grammatical error. “Oh. But Mumei’s gonna be sad…”

“She said she’s not a horse girl.”

“Yeah? And I’m not the number one referee in the League breathing down the neck of everyone in the booth. You think Matt Canada does run run pass every frickin’ set of downs because he’s an idiot? Do you really think someone reaches that level of coaching position but somehow has no idea what they’re doing, and just lets any team the Steelers face know exactly what they’re gonna do before the ball is even snapped? No way. I’m the one that’s making him act like an unbelievable imbecile. Me! I’m the league. I AM gridiron! Belichick got feisty with me over his breakup with Tommy Boy and I made him hire a defensive coordinator to coordinate their offense! ME! IT’S ALL ME!” Shiori was now throwing a tantrum on the bed, kicking her legs in a frenzy while she power tripped. “I’ll do whatever I want! I’ll send Justin Herbert to the Giants! I’ll make the Rams move to West Virginia! I’ll let Detroit win a Superbowl, god help me I’ll do it!”

Nerissa dove to pin down the flailing hack writer. “Stop it, Shiori! You’re going mad with power!”

“Shut up, I’ll do what I want Nerissa! Green Bay’s my bitch,” Shiori hissed, struggling against Nerissa’s stronger grip. “Frickin’ dynasty. Yeah right! You know they were supposed to win in 2014?! They were ANNOINTED, Nerissa. I WROTE IT IN, and they STILL CHOKED!”

“Don’t tell me that!” Nerissa cried out with a moan. “I don’t wanna hear it!”

“Not even I can write that in! Why do you think I’ve never forgiven them?!” Shiori kept up her tossing and turning against Nerissa’s arms increasingly shuddering with grief, before suddenly going limp.

“W-wha… Shiori?”

Snooooooooooore. The girl had tantrumed herself to sleep. It was bad news for the Broncos, because she’d wake up late the next noon and rush to finish the script before kickoff.

“...zzzz… then… McDaniel’ll just… kneel… out of respect or something like a shounen character…”

And that was how the script for Sunday morning football, September 24, 2023 was written.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:10:17 2023 No.59229311 File: 127 KB, 429x391, 1686418460446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a yuropoor, I have no idea what half of these words mean.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:14:39 2023 No.59229420

>>59229311
it's... admittedly a piece mostly for myself. most NFL fans would cringe too much to like this, but all the actual jokes are NFL jokes. so i'm sure it just reads like hoopity blah blah to most people. that said i'm in love with myself for writing this almost as much as i'm in love with shiori

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:19:54 2023 No.59229531 Shiori likes American Football

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:20:15 2023 No.59229544 >>59229420 I don't pay much attention to handegg but my family does, so I'm kind of familiar with it. Got a good chuckle out of me. Good work, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:24:52 2023 No.59229653 >>59229531 she does? when has she talked about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:26:39 2023 No.59229698 >>59229544 thanks mate. i truly love handegg. this will probably never happen, but it's my dream to see a vtuber on the jumbo screen in an american stadium

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:28:24 2023 No.59229737 >>59229531 Yikes. Guess even the best chuuba isn't perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:36:24 2023 No.59229929 >>59229420 Based anon being yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:37:54 2023 No.59229973 File: 259 KB, 1080x1400, Headpat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys help, my Shiorium reserves are almost empty. I'M STARTING TO THINK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:38:51 2023 No.59229999 >>59229973 stfu and last a bit over half a day. She's back soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:40:11 2023 No.59230026 I'm about to join my first ever membership

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:40:57 2023 No.59230039 File: 723 KB, 1388x803, 1642243697794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59229973

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:41:05 2023 No.59230043 File: 541 KB, 634x494, 1682700345347433.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59229973 Keep thinking. Release the divine spark of cutesex inside you and break the Demiurge's shackles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:41:16 2023 No.59230050 File: 250 KB, 1448x2048, 1679280096743831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my wife Shiorin~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:41:48 2023 No.59230064 Place your bets for the next week. >no kiss >no kiss >kiss >no kiss >kiss

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:43:32 2023 No.59230112 >>59230064 The real question is how much special will the members stream kiss be...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:44:29 2023 No.59230134 >>59229973 DAMN TIT'S

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:45:09 2023 No.59230147 >>59230064 >I love Shiorin >I love Shiorin >I love Shiorin >I love Shiorin >I love Shiorin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:47:19 2023 No.59230198 Her mouse is pink...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:49:57 2023 No.59230255 File: 1.38 MB, 3623x4096, 1538769875732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:51:59 2023 No.59230311
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“Her room is at the end of the hallway.” Lieutenant Alex accompanied me through the inspection, with several armed guards watching me.
“We have to triple the guards for this meetup, and barely have any spare man for other duties.” Alex complained tiredly yet still grabbed his rifle tightly in his hand. “Out of all the psychopaths we got here, you just have to see her.”
“I’m sorry lieutenant, it won’t take too long.” Standing in front of the door, I looked at him and tried to give a professional look.
“You better be.” He signed lightly, entering the password. “I’m sick of this shit.”
He escorted me in the room, avoiding any eye contact before leaving. The thick entrance door closed behind me as I’m looking around. It looked nothing like a cell or ward, rather a bedroom of a twelve-year-old girl. She sat on a comfy couch with a pinkish tea table in front of her, as if she was waiting for a doll to arrive at her tea party. The only thing representing the asylum is a steel chair for me to sit on, the cold, metallic feel is the only thing reminding me where I am.
“Shiori Novella here, at your service.” She said delightfully. “Are you here for my tea party, professor ?”
Her glowing yellow eyes stared at me, swinging her black and white hair while tilting her head. A warm smile on her face welcoming me to her tea party.If it was not for her straight jacket, I would join without a doubt.
“ Morning, Shiori Novella. I’m just here to ask some questions.”
“Oh, okay.” She said sadly. “All I want is some friends to come to my tea party.”
“ You had many friends before, didn't you?”
“ They weren’t my friends….” Shiori sank back into the coach, trying to hide from the question.
“They just wanted something from me, they always do.”
“So you killed them?” I asked calmly, took out a news cutout and put it on the table. “32 men found dead when the police arrived, leaving you the only suspect.”
“I didn’t…I didn’t….”She started sobbing, bowing her head down. “ I just wanted them to go away…”
“ They died, Shiori.” The tears were like knives cutting my heart, but I managed to suppress my guilt. “ You killed them.”
“No…no…” She mumbled between her knees, shivering. “ It’s not me…please…”
“ You didn’t shoot them, or any physical harm of course.” I added. “ They died defending you.”
She stopped crying.
“ Although who or what killed them isn't identified yet, but they were clearly fighting an intruder.”
I constructed my sentence carefully, observing her reaction.
“ You were already in the building long before someone broke in, so you aren’t the direct cause of their death.”
She sat still without any response, almost making me question my own theory. Then a sudden giggle scared me out of my own thoughts. Shiori lifted her head with a satisfied look, not a single tear to be seen.
“You are so smart, professor. I’m happy that you did your research.”
She leaned back on the cushion, staring at the ceiling.
“ It’s all because of that girl, and her fudging dog.” She signed softly, gazing at me.
“I guess those Novelknights did their best, it’ll be hard to get new ones now.” She said as if those dead mercenaries and cartels are simply her broken toys. Her childish tone was gone, instead with an academic voice. Her behavior acted like a completely different person from minutes ago.
“So, tell me professor, what do you want to know, as a reward?”

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:02:07 2023 No.59230583 i need mococo to fuck me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:02:54 2023 No.59230603 >>59230583 Wrong thread anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:05:10 2023 No.59230657 >>59230583 wrong split, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:09:09 2023 No.59230781 >>59230583 Wuffian...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:31:10 2023 No.59231353 File: 187 KB, 1720x2048, 20230925_203002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this cute sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:32:14 2023 No.59231374 >>59231353 If you include each part slowly taking off more, yes. Just by itself? No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:38:04 2023 No.59231521 >>59231353 Too bad, Novelite. I have now discovered your timezone due to your filename.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:38:39 2023 No.59231535

I had made another writing,

I'M A CRAB

I'm a crab inside a pot.
Inside the pot, there is a crab
With its huge claw, there is the strongest crab.
With its big belly, there is the meatiest crab.
With its strong legs, there is the fastest crab.

I'm a crab inside a pot.
I'm not the strongest.
I'm not the meatiest.
I'm not the fastest.
So easily forgotten.

I'm a crab inside a pot.
A salt water pouring inside a pot.
We rejoices with its taste.
We rejoices with its warmth.
We miss our home that not inside a pot.

I'm a crab inside a pot.
The salt water turning into a bubbling lava.
The meatiest crab, trying to escape while it's belly are burned.
The fastest crab, hoping into its body.
The strongest crab, clawing into the tip of the pot.

I'm a crab inside a pot.
I'm not the strongest.
I'm not the meatiest.
I'm not the fastest.
So easily forgotten.

How dare them trying to escape.
How dare them helping each others.
How dare them to be bless.

I'm a crab inside a pot.
I'm a crab that will not let them escape.
I'm a crab that will become their burden.

I'm a crab inside a pot.
I'm a crab that will let the world burn within me.
I'M A CRAB THAT WILL RESIDE IN YOUR BELLY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:43:20 2023 No.59231666 >>59231521 Feel free to visit Australia :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:45:16 2023 No.59231728 >>59226707 Did you and I share a cooking session yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:45:21 2023 No.59231731 >>59231353 There is nothing sex about stockings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:46:03 2023 No.59231758 >>59231731 Can I ask why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:49:56 2023 No.59231879 >unironic jailbirds

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:51:45 2023 No.59231952 >>59231879 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:52:06 2023 No.59231965 >>59231728 If it was in /ope/ because of the cooking chuuba collab, yeah that's me. Also the writefag in this general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:53:31 2023 No.59232018 >>59231952 >>59231965 >>59231728

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:54:24 2023 No.59232043

does anyone know the etiquette for posting ai art wrt shiori? i'm obv not gonna tag shiorisketch, but i dont know if i need to add another tag like #ai or something to make it clear the art is ai art when i post it with the story on twitter. dont wanna step on anyone's toes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:54:35 2023 No.59232050 File: 431 KB, 2048x2048, 20230914_154911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Shiori Novella, start a family with her, raise our kids together, and happily grow old with her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:56:52 2023 No.59232125 File: 391 KB, 512x624, 1691596860211870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59232018 Are you trying to imply that me visiting other splits makes me a jailbird or?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:57:18 2023 No.59232139 File: 1.64 MB, 2419x1814, 20230607_175733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59231965 Yes I think so. We posted food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:57:40 2023 No.59232151 >>59231879 Hope you enjoy the spam in a couple weeks from now~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:58:50 2023 No.59232188 >>59232139 Ok yeah that do be me. I posted kung pao chicken, mapo tofu, kr stir fry, buldak and teriyaki salmon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 12:59:45 2023 No.59232222 Within 13 hours, I can finally hear her voice again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:01:10 2023 No.59232257 >>59232043 Hmmm, how about you share it in /here/ or in /vtai/ ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:02:02 2023 No.59232280 >>59232257 the art? it's just that pic i put with the original google docs link

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:03:23 2023 No.59232325 >>59232188 Yupp glad to see you again! Drawing one of these little yoriks when he cooks.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:03:40 2023 No.59232335

Guys, I shit you not, I just dreamed her.
It was a rather simple dream, we just went to a theme park together and had fun.
Nothing sexual or even romantic, just fun and wholesome.

And the strange thing is, I'm not into GFE at all. I find it cringe and brain damaging. And despite that, I ended up having a dream about her.

What is she doing to my brain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:03:49 2023 No.59232341 >>59232222 Go watch the bug video. Actually, do it every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:04:33 2023 No.59232360 >>59232325 Likewise, also cute! One day, Shiori will cook on stream and I'll have an excuse to post food pics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:05:04 2023 No.59232380 >>59232125 >visiting Come on now, Aussie schizo. We're all friends here. No need to lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:06:31 2023 No.59232417 I thought what we had was special

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:06:50 2023 No.59232427
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>>59232380
Get me a gifted membership for Nerissa and maybe I'll be a jailbird. Otherwise I'll just continue my writefaggotry /here/ and visit the other advent splits when they get my attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:07:19 2023 No.59232441 >>59232280 Yeah ? I think adding #AI are good. Its also probably safe to use AI arts in your fanfic and tag her #shiorinstories. I mean she never telling that she's okay with AI or not lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:07:28 2023 No.59232447 W posts, Novelites!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:08:24 2023 No.59232468 >>59232447 Thanks Jake. Or Doc, Or LunaMoth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:08:49 2023 No.59232480 >>59232468 It's me, Tim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:09:33 2023 No.59232505 >>59232125 Don't be shy novelights :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:10:17 2023 No.59232529 >>59232480 I honestly don't know where the Tim meme came from. Is it the one that begged for hearts? I kind of ignored it because it sounded extra schizo but it's become a meme so I'm missing out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:10:26 2023 No.59232533 >>59232441 ok. ty!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:13:22 2023 No.59232632 Nerissa is Shiori's dearest friend. You should all love Nerissa too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:14:40 2023 No.59232673 >>59232447 Jake, could you try to be less a smartass? You don't like something that she's doing ? Fair But sending a superchat to letting her know your dislike are pure retardation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:16:10 2023 No.59232704 >>59232427 Your schizoposts are so weird, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:16:16 2023 No.59232707 >>59232673 I like how she read it out first thinking he enjoyed it, immediately reread it and went "Oh nvm."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:17:18 2023 No.59232740 >>59232704 I hope you don't think my writefaggotry is weird too. I try my best for those.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:18:13 2023 No.59232764

>>59232632
I'm trying to be honest.
Sometimes I enjoy her stream, and she's pure sex, but too much sex and horny bait will make everything less spicy too fast.
Look at shiori, she knows when to give a kiss, a hug, a barrage of kisses, or making us to put a dress and begging for it.
She's good to keep everything spicy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:18:35 2023 No.59232773 >>59232427 No loyalty at all? Not what I would expect from Ougaman. I've been disillusioned. I shouldn't have expected the same level of dedication from you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:19:00 2023 No.59232788

>>59232360
Writefag question. Wrote a story, in the end Shiori finds a little slime/yorikthing/novelite.
What is the first thing she would say? I am kinda stuck there. Last line is
>She walked towards the Castle, holding him in her hands... He had finaly found home.

Dont know what to write there (same cookingknight btw)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:20:28 2023 No.59232834 >>59232764 BASED, I KNEEL Now put the fucking dress, you whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:22:47 2023 No.59232897 File: 525 KB, 2169x3590, 1695586152807855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jailbirds are cute fat fucks stop bullying them

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:24:08 2023 No.59232935
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>>59232773
>muh loyalty
>When Shiori actively encourages to watch her genmtes
>Which I don't even do but I'm just nice to the other fanbases
Is it schizo hours?
>>59232788
Hmmm, something like
>She says with a heartwarming smile, trying to be as welcoming as she possibly could: "We're finally here, welcome to Inkwell Castle, welcome home."
Going off of what she says to new members in pre-chat, she says "Welcome home." which is really sweet in itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:24:19 2023 No.59232942 Yep, this thread is unusable now. Have fun novelites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:24:56 2023 No.59232961 >>59232788 NTA but I would go with something like >I hope you like it here, my little yorick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:25:25 2023 No.59232970 File: 1.19 MB, 1440x1440, 1695125949506306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59232935 It's still prime SEA hours writefag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:25:36 2023 No.59232975 >>59232935 Fantasic, maybe I shouldnt write while working. Cheers bud

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:25:43 2023 No.59232979 >>59232897 But I will bully Rissa fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:26:38 2023 No.59233004 Do you drink any vitamins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:27:15 2023 No.59233022 File: 93 KB, 850x850, 1690991501134503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59232975 Focus on work first! But no worries, glad I could help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:29:27 2023 No.59233090 >>59233004 Hmmm I think eating a whole fruit are much better, than taking a supplement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:29:40 2023 No.59233097 File: 547 KB, 250x250, 1837824.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can only follow one holo at a time. Watching anyone else makes you a whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:31:08 2023 No.59233138 >>59233022 Writefag Anon if you got some free time, can you help checking my schizo Shiori fanfic? Need some advice on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:31:12 2023 No.59233140 File: 128 KB, 960x1107, rori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59233097 Bitch! Where the cigs at?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:31:26 2023 No.59233147 >>59233097 Based Iroihs with the truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:31:37 2023 No.59233152 >>59233097 If Iroihs and Shiori only have Dimitri as their husband, and not fagging with Kazuha, Kaneki, or wanderer. Then we will talk....

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:32:55 2023 No.59233198 >>59233140 Inside your femboy urethra.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:33:22 2023 No.59233213 >>59232740 I don't read those. Your other posts are the ones that weird me out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:35:32 2023 No.59233282 >>59233138 How schizo are we talking? If it's palatable for a near-12am reading, then sure. Otherwise ask again tomorrow probably after Shiori's stream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:42:34 2023 No.59233497 >>59233282 >>59230311 I’m still writing the opening Basically you’re a investigator got dragged into schizo advent breaking out of mental asylum

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:44:38 2023 No.59233556 Be me a crazy nigger that set his alarm at 00:00 AM, because I don't want to miss her community prompt. But, after I'm awake, it will difficult to fall asleep. >It's not healthy >I just replied her writing prompt in the morning.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:46:17 2023 No.59233600

>>59233497
Do you have any specific advice you're looking for? Such as how to improve it? Or do you just want a general analysis of it and feedback after?
>>59233556
Least it's at 12am for you, you can just sleep late for it.
For me it's at 3am so I either wake up early and respond or get to it when I wake up. (I usually do the latter.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:48:02 2023 No.59233653 >>59233600 General will be fine Also that’s the first part, this section went over 5000 characters so I have to break it into 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:55:00 2023 No.59233891 File: 465 KB, 1536x2048, 1561024957995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no collabs again this week I'm... I'm... I'm gonna concooooorn

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:57:30 2023 No.59233987
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>>59233653
May not be applicable to everyone but try to avoid names besides those directly involved in the fic. So keep Shiori since she's the focus of the fic, do away with Alex, refer to them simply as "The Lieutenant."
Generally I avoid almost all names, the fic I wrote based on the rock drawing stream didn't mention Mumei at all despite my obvious intention to talk about her.
>Sadly, today has to be cut short, one of her senpai's is having a special event and she wants to attend, she invites you to attend also.
Some slight grammar to be fixed but they aren't huge, the general idea could still be understood.
>He escorted me in the room, avoiding any eye contact before leaving. The thick entrance door closed behind me as I’m looking around. It looked nothing like a cell or ward, rather a bedroom of a twelve-year-old girl.
Would be something like
>He escorted me to the room, avoiding eye contact before leaving. The thick entrance door closed behind me as I look around. It looked nothing like a cell or ward, but rather a bedroom, belonging to a twelve-year-old girl.
This is my personal nitpick, but you're going for an interrogator / investigator scene, do away with first names unless you're explaining who she is.
>“ Morning, Shiori Novella. I’m just here to ask some questions.”
Instead call her Miss Novella.
Other than that, it looks good, grammar-aside I could read it all in one or two tries without wondering: "What am I reading?" which is good. Solid 9/10 read, my only real issue is grammar and the rest is based on your own thoughts, whether you think they fit or not.
Looking forward to part 2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:57:36 2023 No.59233996 Praise be to Shisus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:57:52 2023 No.59234009 >>59233891 Graduation in a year confirmed. She hates Hololive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:58:38 2023 No.59234036 >>59234009 It's over... Her cats will die in two months and she will break her back...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 13:59:48 2023 No.59234081 File: 553 KB, 1272x705, stopkilling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59234036 I am not ready in this lifetime for Salt or Pepper to pass before she's done with streaming as a whole. Sadshi is going to persist for a month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:01:02 2023 No.59234146 >>59234036 Her cough will come back and she will still refuse to see a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:02:44 2023 No.59234222 File: 631 KB, 2894x3561, 1578393471456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59234009 That's not how I mean it. I just want her to have a good time. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:02:47 2023 No.59234224 It's over lads. Shiori will never release the vlog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:05:08 2023 No.59234333 TanoShii > SadShi

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:05:48 2023 No.59234364 >>59234333 It will never be tanoShii hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:05:59 2023 No.59234372 9PM time to sleep, and dreaming Shiori sitting on my face while she's livestreaming the lies of p.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:09:45 2023 No.59234532 There are so many Shioris to choose from. Is a divegrass team actually possible now?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:10:02 2023 No.59234547

>>59233987
Oh nice suggestions, I will adjust my part one. That Miss Novella do give a better vibe.
This is the second part

It was hard to get any useful information from Shiori, my notes were filled with tangents without any real progress on my studies. All my efforts were in vain as we always trailed off to different topics. However, she seemed happy that there’s finally someone to talk to, not just other voices in her head.
“What interests me more is your former titles.” She grinned as I spoke, waiting for me to elaborate further.
“Certified doctor, Mycology authority, Professional pianist, Cult core member, Best selling author…” I raised my eyebrows. “…and princess?”
“Is fulfilling my childhood dream a crime for you, professor?” She argued with an innocent tone, pouting her lips.
“Well is causing a cruel revolution and thousands of casualties also your childhood dream?” I asked, reading the documents.
“ All royal members went missing as this tax haven crumbled into ashes, years of civil war followed along with billions of dollars worth of treasury…”
“Are you here to accuse me of all that?”
She interrupted with a funny tone while relaxing on the coach, like I was merely reading a comedic fiction.
“You won’t believe me if I denied, and get nothing new if I admitted.”
Shiori leaned forward, staring at me with her breathtaking eyes. She was humming a medley I’m not familiar with, while her gaze made me feel like my soul was scanned thoroughly. At last, she spoke as she leaned back to the couch.
“If you truly want to understand me, those reports and files in your hands will only take you so far.”
Suddenly a faint bang from outside and the room shook a bit. I heard footsteps getting louder outside, but I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
“You thought this was the end of my story.” She giggled, pointing at my documents. “My dear professor, that was merely the end of the beginning.”
Emergency bell started ringing and someone was banging heavily on the door. I was paralyzed in my chair while Shiori gradually stood up and walked to the entrance.
“ I hope you enjoyed your time with me, professor, but I have to end things here.”
Several gunshots can be heard through the door, mixed with desperate screaming. I fell on the floor shaking, unable to reply with a blank mind. Soon complete silence filled the room, no more sound but my own breath can be heard. Shiori stood next to the door, looking down on me with enjoyment.
“I’m writing a new chapter.”She gave me a warm smile. “ If you want to be in my story, feel free to join.”
Before I could respond, the door opened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:13:14 2023 No.59234703 >>59230255 Shiori is pretty cute in bunny suit

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:24:58 2023 No.59235200
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>>59234547
I like where it's going. you've got a good fic in the works.
This one needs a bit of grammar work compared to the first one, but that's ok, that can be fixed at any time and they're all minor. There's just one, maybe two issues with it for me personally.
The part that confused me a bit is
>“ All royal members went missing as this tax haven crumbled into ashes, years of civil war followed along with billions of dollars worth of treasury…”
This line, I have no idea who's speaking, maybe an indicator here would be good, if it's you as the investigator, start it off with
>I then continued reading the documents: "All royal members [...]
If it's her speaking, add in something little like the tone she says it in
>She spoke, her tone a little playful: "All royal members [...]
Also the follow-up lines
>“Are you here to accuse me of all that?”
>She interrupted with a funny tone while relaxing
You can merge that into one sentence to be clearer on her being the one that is speaking.
>“Are you here to accuse me of all that?” She interrupted, with a funny tone while relaxing on the couch
>It was as if I were merely reading a piece of comedic fiction.
Other than that, it's an enjoyable read so far and I'm looking forward to more, either the completed version, or more general reviews later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:31:17 2023 No.59235464 >>59235200 Please excuse my ESL, thanks for the grammar correction. It’s the investigator reading out the documents The irony that I wrote part two during a grammar class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:32:53 2023 No.59235529 Iroihs is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:33:36 2023 No.59235571 >>59235529 Sexually attracted to masculine women

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:35:17 2023 No.59235642 >>59235529 Is she a girl too?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:35:41 2023 No.59235657
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>>59235464
It's ok, it's much harder to write in a different language than what you're used to, but that doesn't take away from the enjoyment of the story.
Adding a part that indicates who's speaking each line helps a lot, it gets repetitive if there's a lot of talking when it comes from the same person, so you can either chain them together by doing things like describing tone of voice, and then the tone changes mid-way, or just keep it simple like "She continued" or "She proceeded to" etc etc.
Keep up the writing, it will always improve over time along with the grammar issues, the ESL, whatever else. I'm cheering for you anon, as a fellow writefag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:40:21 2023 No.59235867 File: 576 KB, 637x973, 1695570139295345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >One day you'll hear the last "Shiori~n"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:43:24 2023 No.59235995 >>59235657 I see. When it comes to Shiori there will definitely be big chunks of dialogue. I will try to smooth them with your chain method. Also I want to ask do Shiori in the story interesting enough? Tying to make a Hannibal vibe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:43:34 2023 No.59236003 She mastrubates at least 3 times per day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:45:18 2023 No.59236085 File: 776 KB, 850x902, 1691069800700342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59235995 She's interesting, while sticking true to how the actual Shiori would likely be. It's not exaggerated nor is it completely out of character, which is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:45:41 2023 No.59236100 File: 113 KB, 931x1170, 1588446037197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59235867 Been there once. Cherish your oshi, novelites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:47:02 2023 No.59236162 >>59235867 it is inevitable but I choose to follow her throughout this journey until the end and if she chooses to continue archiving back in her homeworld then I would following along until this book closes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:47:03 2023 No.59236164 >>59236085 Ok that give me enough motivation to carry on Thanks again anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:47:14 2023 No.59236171 File: 97 KB, 640x605, 1687574477784117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59226988 vidya Currently playing GTA V on Michael's mission Still haven't met Trevor yet

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:47:20 2023 No.59236178
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>>59232441
>>59229929
>>59229255
>>59228980

https://twitter.com/ANovelite/status/1706318243814662469

here's the twitter post if anyone also wanted a couple of cute ai pictures of shiori in a referee outfit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:48:07 2023 No.59236210 File: 70 KB, 500x500, 1691323615060965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59236164 Glad that your motivation is there. Good luck anon, looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:57:17 2023 No.59236651 >>59234532 Start planning one now, there will not that much free spots for the next league

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:58:13 2023 No.59236700 File: 3.76 MB, 2036x2690, 6b767d875e16b929a493aef1a66e0e29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute morning Novelites~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:59:02 2023 No.59236742 >>59235867 I liked that one timeloop fanfic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:59:19 2023 No.59236756 >>59226988 Cheap ladies of the night and occasional gambling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:00:48 2023 No.59236847 File: 379 KB, 1593x2048, F62qZVSXIAAdDe7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Won't you hewp me thish one time, novewite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:02:41 2023 No.59236976 >>59236847 Shiori walking in on you mid-coitus with drunk Nerissa! Shiori joining in because she's jealous and wants to prove she's better with you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:02:54 2023 No.59236988 File: 359 KB, 1200x1200, 1632651703002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59236700 Cute morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:03:51 2023 No.59237049 >>59236847 Armpits sex !!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:04:48 2023 No.59237097 File: 453 KB, 1081x1080, 1575315348016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59236847 I don't drink and I hate dealing with drunks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:05:43 2023 No.59237169 >>59236976 Ok that’s a hot writing prompt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:12:15 2023 No.59237555 I'm starting to think.... I'm getting tired with gacha game, and I will stop right away. The idea to feel obligated and keep playing 15 minutes/day for everyday in a loop drive me insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:15:45 2023 No.59237766 >>59236847 Sigh... only for this time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:19:52 2023 No.59238070 Yep most of you fags are indeed Novelights, loyalty means nothing.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:21:24 2023 No.59238161

>>59237555
That's why I like how Star Rail lets your stamina build up if you don't use it. I may miss out on event rewards but I can always just grind out a bunch of shit whenever I feel like playing. Also stuff isn't limited to certain days of the week like in Genshin but that game sucks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:21:38 2023 No.59238178 >>59237555 God I can't imagine playing gacha games for 15 minutes a day. I play GBF so it's a lot longer than that. I wish Shiori would try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:23:17 2023 No.59238307 >>59238178 She'd love the homoknights and squeal at the seasonal lines

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:25:18 2023 No.59238462 >>59238307 >"A DOOD!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:27:37 2023 No.59238633 >>59238178 >GBF >Literally a second job Dude, just stop..........

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:32:07 2023 No.59238882 >>59238178 I've mentioned it here before, but I quit GBF when I started to WFH because I realized I wasted 2 hours a day on it and I barely even enjoyed it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:32:53 2023 No.59238935 File: 1.19 MB, 1736x976, 1694970782096879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59237097 Based yuri denying shiorin, put that Saturday night slut in her place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:38:54 2023 No.59239346 >>59238882 Be me playing GBF >Friendship among the crew were broken from a silly summer bingo/lottery >Have the most autistic competitive crew leader that will mad at you, and then he would kicked you if he knew that you're playing another game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:41:29 2023 No.59239462 File: 3.77 MB, 2641x3276, 11536483439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alas, poor Yorick!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:43:08 2023 No.59239548 I have learned to stop worrying and love the demiurge

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:48:41 2023 No.59239815
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>>59239346
Shit like that is why I'm glad the FGO devs are too fucking inept to implement anything beyond their slow drizzle of content. Having to play a fucking phone game seriously sounds dreadful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:05:27 2023 No.59240484 File: 140 KB, 439x366, 1546846985502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The worst day of the week is over. Goodnight, novelites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:06:01 2023 No.59240508 >>59239462 The idea of this pic is noce, but rather poorly executed. I hope the artist train more and progress, would love to see where he/she is in a year

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:06:07 2023 No.59240516 >>59240484 gn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:14:27 2023 No.59240847 Are all akas cringe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:17:07 2023 No.59240958 >>59240847 empty akasupas are a chad move I feel bad for the birthday ones, like why would spend so much in someone else instead of (you) in your day

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:22:36 2023 No.59241191 >>59240958 Don't they look autistic to streamers? You spent a 100 ducats to say absolutely nothing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:25:44 2023 No.59241314 >>59240958 empty aka spams are cringe it always makes the streamer confuse and breaks whatever thoughts or tangents they are having. Birthday akas are kinda a gamble but like most SCs it's a gamble if they want to respond to it or not

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:28:47 2023 No.59241434 File: 379 KB, 1080x1416, 1588684438382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:45:36 2023 No.59242171 File: 340 KB, 600x598, 1689477762974346.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59240958 I like sending super sticker. It's both empty and not empty at the same time but I mostly use it because I don't know what to say

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:48:57 2023 No.59242337

>>59240847
In my standard
>Empty akasupa are okay, you just didn't want to say something, but you want to give monetary support.
(Some Onigiriya doing this)
>Birthday supa are okay, but send it in red are overdoing it.
>T.dumping ? they need a rope
>Baiting or recycling a joke ? they need a rope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:49:13 2023 No.59242352 >>59240958 There's a time and place for empty akasuaps, generally you want to actually convey a message though if you're sending something. Birthday ones aren't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:51:51 2023 No.59242471 >>59242337(me) Ah another kind >Trying to be a smartass, I fucking hate this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:54:10 2023 No.59242576 >>59242471 Imma gonna take a wild guess they you hate Mike Tyson and Adam Sandler

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:59:54 2023 No.59242839 >>59242576 They fall into "recycling the stale joke" category, but hey this is hololive you always having that kind of retard.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:01:55 2023 No.59242940

>>59240847
I always find it strange those SCs try to justify that they are going to sleep or are going to miss the stream, like if it were some kind of work notification, like who cares, just watch the VOD later buddy.
Even when Shiori says you don't need to apologize or let her know, people keep doing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:02:23 2023 No.59242965 >>59242940 It's always been for the attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:07:40 2023 No.59243172 I am Sam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:10:36 2023 No.59243309 I am drive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:13:55 2023 No.59243483 File: 252 KB, 250x250, iroihspin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59240847 Unless it's an aka it's cringe, I don't do this for free faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:15:04 2023 No.59243533 I want to see Iroihs blush...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:16:07 2023 No.59243585 >>59240847 Yes, because for $100 (the cost of an aka) you can buy the Shiori cosplay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:20:06 2023 No.59243783 I have only made 1 donation ever in my life. >NijiSanji >Foxmom

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:21:28 2023 No.59243843 >>59243783 Men are easy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:22:15 2023 No.59243878 >>59242337 What do you mean by they are overdoing it? For birthday aka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:27:55 2023 No.59244151 I'm going to send the cringiest supa ever. I'll be like a Jesus. After that, you can send your supas carefree. You won't be the cringiest. No need to thank me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:30:09 2023 No.59244261 File: 404 KB, 659x720, 1691361796989355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59244151 You already do, Jake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:37:15 2023 No.59244610 Good morning, I dreamt that Shiori was playing Microsoft default games, like Solitaire, Freecell and Minesweeper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:38:36 2023 No.59244664 How many cute screams will we get today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:39:31 2023 No.59244705 >>59244664 Plenty, she'll be too engrossed from reading she'll get blindsided by the scares

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:40:43 2023 No.59244751 >>59226988 For me it's music. I'm currently at least $12,000 deep into record collecting. Got some pretty cool stuff in my collection. I'm actually going to a concert tonight. Other than that, standard nerd/weeb shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:41:28 2023 No.59244779 File: 35 KB, 719x978, 1695446804828792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59243533 having a threesome with shiori and iroihs with the intent of slowly correcting the latter through rough, but tender loving

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:43:34 2023 No.59244877 >>59228980 ...what the fuck did I just read? ...and why did I like it?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:44:12 2023 No.59244895
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>>59226988
i'd hardly call it interesting, but i really like guns and archery

i want to go on a range date with shiori and her dad while me and him sperg out about anime and shiori gets lost in the conversation and grows jealous at the fact that her dad is cozying up to me and she tries really hard to insert herself into our conversation

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:02:33 2023 No.59245636 Hello anons, can you share with me your favorite Shiori sound posts?

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:08:21 2023 No.59245867
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>>59235200
cooking&drawknight here. Lets try this.

The Little Slime Who…
>The little black slime woke up one morning
>From the nook and cranies of it’s rockfilled cave it spew forth
>The dark forests which was his home, ever so gloomy and it’s air filled with malcontent
>It was not a happy place.
>The forest beasts, small, decrepit and misformed. The Slime, ever fearful of attacks and harassment.
>Suddenly thunder roared in the distance. And with a flash of light, the rain started pouring!
>The Slime garbled out a shriek! Quickly, quickly it gooed forward, the rain hitting it, diluting the slimes form and viscosity being drained! A LARGE LEAF! A large leaf hanging over a rock! Safety!
>The Slime reached his goal. Though saddened, one third of it was gone.
>It wept tearlessly, so lonely, so abandoned… desperate. Hours and hours ticking by… The Slime fell asleep.
>The Slime woke to an unusual feeling. Through the treetops the sun was shining! How peculiar. The Slime had rarely felt warmth during its short life… it wanted more!
>Through muddpuddles and small lakes that had formed, it skipped from rock to rock, from treetrunk to treetrunk, faster and faster. Until he reached the end of the forest
>GREEN FIELDS! Basking in the sun’s warm embrace. The Slime smiled as the warmth flowed over his form. Mountains in the distant, gleaming white tips of snow. A road leading for the forest… there was something odd over the hill. “What are those strange mountains?” the Slime asked itself. How far had it run?
>The Slime was weary, but the dirt road became slowly dry. It was safe to travel
>As the Slime scooted forward, the odd mountains came closer.
>Spires of stone reaching to the sky. Roads of stone connecting to the strange thin mountains. They connected to something more familiar shaped below. “Didn't those strange twolegged pink things call them houses?” it remembered some odd gathering of these houses together, he had stumbled upon them in the forest once!
>The Slime soon stood at the long stone road, ahead of him, connected to the large house with the odd thin mountains. It heard water running below, jumped up to its railing. A wide river beneath.
>Quickly it was down again. What was this place?
>Suddenly someone picked it up! The face of a… human?! The Slime trembled in fear! He yellow eyes, red smile, black and white hair! W-was she going to eat him?!
>”Hello there little guy?" she says with a heartwarming smile "Have you lost your way? Dont worry, you are safe now"
>Feelings of belonging washing over it, if it had a heart it would thunder like the storm before, as she carried him towards the Castle. “Come! Let’s meet your new friends!”
>The Slime was Home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:08:52 2023 No.59245885 File: 1.81 MB, 2048x2048, 1691298705079475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59245636 https://files.catbox.moe/owa1ro.webm i am very partial to the monkeyori

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:08:54 2023 No.59245887 >>59243878 Hmmm, in my opinion "why did you need to spend that much, while sending a yellow are enough."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:09:04 2023 No.59245891 >>59245636 Check Shiorium archive >>59221025

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:15:50 2023 No.59246199 >>59245891 Oh what a treat thank you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:18:17 2023 No.59246263 >>59246199 When you're done, tell us what your favorites were.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:19:10 2023 No.59246306 File: 132 KB, 242x368, 1692569285097411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sick and stuck in bed all day and not doing reps and all I want is my Shiorium. How are you doing Novelites?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:19:12 2023 No.59246308 File: 3.73 MB, 1280x720, Is that a carrot in your pocket[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fgelrl3.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59245636 For me it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:20:11 2023 No.59246345 >>59246306 I am working but can't get anything done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:20:14 2023 No.59246349 >>59246306 going through decision paralysis right now by the time i figure out what i want to do it will be stream time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:20:14 2023 No.59246350 File: 941 KB, 732x978, Oh1[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fxic0e5.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59245636

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:24:37 2023 No.59246513 File: 2.93 MB, 748x480, DotingProtectiveNurse[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fij9zat.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59246306 Hopefully you're feeling better soon. Don't forget to drink plenty of fluid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:28:39 2023 No.59246676 >>59246350 >>59246308 Both of those were great I also enjoyed dirty number lover, shioshiobeam, seapeople who attack you, and here's my goo She is very affectionate, congratulations

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:29:27 2023 No.59246710 Is it like one guy running all the rentries, or are there more of you? I was wondering if I should do >New to Shiori? Check this out I never done a rentry, so I would leave that to more professional anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:30:59 2023 No.59246776 File: 2.52 MB, 1180x756, numberlover[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F14ziuz.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>59245636

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:31:55 2023 No.59246811 >>59246306 I'm good. Had some cute book time earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:39:36 2023 No.59247158 Who's baking? I'll do it later if nobody replies in 7 minutes.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:41:49 2023 No.59247238

>>59246306
I'm moving and the company wasn't able to take some boxes due to their contents so I'm trying to repack and consolidate what I can before tomorrow + get rid of a bunch of shit. It's very stressful and I'm running on 5 hours of sleep so I feel awful.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:43:59 2023 No.59247351
File: 83 KB, 500x500, __shiori_novella_hololive_and_1_more_drawn_by_mochup__2e13cbdb70830f74b5d4f734e123baca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>59247158
i was gonna do it but came back and saw your post - i'll leave it to you, i can get it during the dead hours; thanks baker-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:46:24 2023 No.59247466 >>59246676 My wife loves me, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:48:28 2023 No.59247569 https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1706379378131685481

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:49:55 2023 No.59247643 >>59247569 Shiorium restored.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:53:00 2023 No.59247789 >>59247569 This one's exceptionally good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:54:17 2023 No.59247852 Ahhhh I just realized I won't be able to watch the stream today because im going to a concert

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:57:19 2023 No.59247983 >>59247852 The VOD will be waiting for you, and look at the bright side. You get to go to a concert, come home and have a dose of Shiorium waiting for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 18:58:41 2023 No.59248039 >>59247932 >>59247932 written

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