Bizzaro /vt/

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Guys which holo do you think is the next Meme Review Guest? I'm thinking Artia. What about you?

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>Kiara graduates
>only 30k viewers

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>>5919715
Her fault, she's the most docile chuuba i've ever watched

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>>5919615
What is hololive?

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Pomu will invite Ange Katrina

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I'm really excited for HoloCN

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If only Pekora didn't surpass Kizuna Ai, the great cleansing wouldn't have happened...

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YAGOO's live streamed execution was a real surprise. Best of luck to kaicho in her new role as CEO!

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>>5921660
dunno perhaps a branch of animare?

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>>5919615
Meme Review? Is that a new segment on AsaCoco?

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>Entirety of HoloEN have pisspoor subs
Branching out to the west as a mistake

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>>5921660
A miserable little pile of Goslings.

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>>5919615
Your oshi cares about her fans! (her genmates as well)

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>>5919615
I can't believe every Tsunderia girl has more subscribers than all of HoloEN combined...

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>>5919615
I am getting real tired of these EOPs spamming "hi honey" on Mito's chat.

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>>5919615
>world where youtube doesn't show Taiwan as a separate country in their statistics

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>>5919615
I can't believe Pekora and Miko just griefed the JK gumi's base in the HoloxNiji Space Engineers server......

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>>5932526
The capital of China is Taipei

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>>5924857
I was really surprised at how well Korone managed to execute him, I thought she didn't know how to do anything right

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Why would you watch actual females when trannies are just as cute and have the advantage of not being women?

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>tfw kuzuha is streaming to double digits again
Bros how do we save him?

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>Roboco still bringing in 30k viewers average after 15 years

sasuga our vRobot Overlord. Come to think of it, that newcomer from ShadesofBlack company, Ruru? Heard she's dominating charts nowadays.

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>>5938617
I'm glad Artemis is /vt/'s favorite!

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>First vtuber to hit 4 million subscribers
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>5919615
Wow, Towa legitimately did not seem to care at all about Coco. The way she acted was just stone cold. Towa doesn't care about hololive.

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>>5919715
And it was cringe as hell too, a fitting end I guess

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I sure love Artemis of the Blue (real girl)

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Who would have thought that Hitomi Chris with her bland design would turn out to be the craziest of Gen 1? She makes even Haachama look tame by comparison.

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>>5919615
I will never forgive the Americans for being pissy at korone for accidently saying Florida is a independent state

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>>5941051
Congrats on your chuuba massive incline Kanons. I guess reverting back to the old hand drawn model was the right call after all.

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Anya is going to get the 3 million subscribers this week.

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Have you seen the newest catholic gospel karaoke by Senzawa? Shit's saintly as fuck!

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>Why wont Kiara come out and admit she is from Poland? Is it her being an introvert?

>Why cant Hololive compete with Holostars? Ever since HolostarsEN and Gawr Gary joined, the gap is even wider.

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>>5938681
his content is all over the place, too much variety. he should find something he can stream regularly. do you think he would like apex? it doesn't seem like his type of game but maybe he can give it a try, at this point he has nothing to lose.

he should be more like kenmochi, that guy streams so often!

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>>5942279
Anya will never be Indonesian.

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>Ayame has been streaming for 27hours straight
Ayame......... Your resting reps.....
You have a Fortnite collab with the Manjigumi in 3 hours....

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>>5932189
You know, that company sure treats their talents right. All of them are perfectly healthy and never get stressed, especially Purin, her family LOVES her

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Pomu will make it

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>>5919615
Sad week that both Coco and Lulu graduate.At least we understand the loss and we all support each other through the hard time. I'm happy to see everyone united on this board.

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I wish Kana would stop doing collabs

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>>5919615
What is this Meme Review you speak of?
Coco doesn't have enough time to do 2 shows, what with having to prep Asacoc every day

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Rumor has it, Ayame got really fucked up on hard liquor after an endurance stream(the health on that girl, holy shit) and wrote a sappy love letter to Ina on twitter. Really embarassing stuff, and it's still there three days later for everybody to see.

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>>5945730
Fuck, I never got to submit my dick pic to Asacock. Everyone would have laughed at its small size.

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>>5944792
>gets addicted to No Man's Sky
>almost all streams are collabs
>its been 3 months since her last solo chatting stream
I'm happy she's having fun but bros..... I don't think I can take it anymore....

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I cant believe aloe got 3 million subs

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>>5932526
>world where vtubers don't say controversial shit

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>>5931675
Anya has more them all combined

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LuluLuna collab starting now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKTVxPWItw

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>>5919615
Why would Artia be a guest when she's already the host?

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I really don't understand how Mori got so popular. Is Country music really so popular in Japan?

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>>5947661
At least we have the new Kentaro Miura model to look forward to. Her getting cancelled on Twitter was almost a blessing.

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>>5919615
I can't believe they graduated all of holoEN...

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>>5950563
With no explanation or graduation streams

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>>5950724
There were graduation streams, they were just unarchived and got low numbers
>30k for kiara
>25k for ina
>21k for ame
>13k for mori
>5k for gura

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8 years going strong of Kizuna Ai being on top. Man can anyone dethrone oyabun?

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>>5950563
They probably shouldn't have mentioned Canada.

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>>5942279
It's so nice of her to collab with that shark loli iono i cant remember her name. Shark really needed the incline

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Man I really gotta hand it to management. They sure did a good job reigning in that Coco girl from going too crazy.

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Holy shit. Obama turned to vtubing!

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>>5949272
>world where basic geography isn't controversial

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Man, these /vt/ meme reviews just get worse and worse, when are finally we going to get a Reddit meme review?

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>>5950920
Anya passed her two days ago, what are you talking about?

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>>5950920
I mean when a company doesn't betray their VAs, with Kizuna's example of course she'd have 30mil. Who does that, just replace their talent like that? Not Kizuna AI co, that's for sure.

Cover keeping Shark and Ina, dropping the rest, keeping Artia/the rest and rescuing them from China, super based. Bili Bili's been really open about free expression lately too. Extremely based.

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>>5951148
Wasn't it Akiroze?

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I like Ina, but does anyone else wish she would tone it down occasionally? Her energy is exhausting. She could learn a thing or two about how to chill out from Ollie.

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>>5919615
Towa needs to stop playing GunZ the Duel all day, the audience are getting bored with vtubers grinding that game. Roboco plays SC2 regularly and look at her 5 million subs.

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>>5950769
Weren't all of Gura's viewers a botnet?

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>>5951088
>world where made up borders are basic geography

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>3.5 million subs already
But nobody is actually surprised that best girl is the most popular Holo, right?

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Holy shit, I can't believe Ironmouse broke another deadlift women's world record today. Can't wait to see her compete at the Tokyo Olympics!

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>>5951148
Well numberfags know that the Io15 collab massively inclined Anya.

[Spoiler]even in bizzaro world Oyabun can't catch a break lol[/Spoiler]

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>>5921660
Seems like some off brand rip-off of nijisanji, copied the gamers branch and everything

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>>5951148
Well numberfags know that the Io15 collab massively inclined Anya.

[Spoiler]even in bizzaro world Oyabun can't catch a break lol[/Spoiler]

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I can't fucking believe World War 3 started due to a certain dragon graduating. I also couldn't believe some Tatsunoko politician actually created a fucking political party and amassed an army within China, then overthrew the CCP with help of the allies, Taiwan and the fucking Yakuza. Now mainland China is under control of the Kiryu Kai Party, or the KKP.

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>>5932526
>cover kneels to chinks even harder over a long period
no thanks

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>>5932526
>world where humans can't physically think evil thoughts

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I love Vshojo

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The other day I was watching ourgirl Nyanners doing a comfy literature reading stream on bilibili and a mainland Chinese guy came in and randomly said something like his favorite movie was Inception. At first I thought "oh great another chinese guy who loves the west, I hope he doesn't try to trick nyanners into saying a meme" but instead it was nice and Nyanners talked about Nolan movies. And he'd seen a bunch of them, I never knew they were that popular over there. Anyway Nyanners said she'd do some Chinese learning streams so we could learn to communicate better. I think it'd be cool to learn about Chinese internet memes someday maybe Melody could help translate them into English for us.

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>>5961164
This is a bizzaro thread, not an actual thread

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>>5954497
>world where borders are imaginary to man-children

oh wait

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>>5963284
that's why he's saying it earnestly

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>>5943676
>Gawr Gary

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>>5954517
>>3.5 million subs already
She got to 3.7 million today. In a fucking week. 4 million celebration in the middle of the month is imminent.
>can speak 12 languages
>spearheaded the ES and KR branch
>good singing voice
>good video game choices
>can get along with just anyone
>doesn't do GFE
God bless this chuuni.