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Since she is a dedicated vegan, do they come out like soft serve or like a shotgun blast?

>> No.58983910

>>58983854
Shotgun blast, wet and sloppy directly into my mouth

>> No.58984139

>>58983910
Imagine the taste! The smell!

>> No.58985030

Her shits? Vegan shits are usually pretty healthy and come out in big, solid logs, from the videos I’ve seen. They get plenty of fiber after all.

>> No.58985207

>>58985030
No way, for real? I was certain we were dealing with fauna splatters
I guess hefty logs are fine too!

>> No.58985529

>>58985207
Certainly easier to gather up when it's in logs.

>> No.58985573

What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
Salad Shooter

>> No.58985633

>>58983854
Ever seen dry-fed dog poop? Like that. Compact and with a nice shape

>> No.58985713

they come like cow frisbee
google that

>> No.58986183

>>58983854
I thought /ringo/ threads were moved to /d/

>> No.58987602

>>58983854
>While mean gut transit time was comparable across all three groups, vegans passed more frequent and softer stools. Lacto-Ovo-Vegetarians passed stool more frequently (1.2 ± 0.5 stools per day) than non-vegetarians (1.0 ± 0.2 stools per day). The highest frequency was observed in vegans (1.7 ± 0.9 stools per day) The authors also reported that increasing dietary fiber was associated with a shorter transit, more frequent stools and softer forms
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8838274/#B9-nutrients-14-00681
I do my reps and questioning why the fuck I am doing this

>> No.58987798

>>58983854
like pellets

>> No.58988215

>>58986183
We're back baybee!

>> No.58988272

>>58987602
so soft serve? great
I'll get my cone

>> No.58988936

Ah.. yes.. delectable.. a pungent formula today my dear.. *licks*.. yes.. the texture is just right.. do squat above my mouth dear.. indeed.. yes..

>> No.58990418

Watch these to get an idea
https://www.heavy-r.com/video/306566/Vegan_Poop/
https://thisvid.com/videos/vegan-shit2/
https://thisvid.com/videos/vegan-linda4/

>> No.58994722

>>58990418
dear God.. fauna please bless me..

>> No.58995163

this is worse than the bait threads :(

>> No.58995213

>>58995163
Isn't sincerity better than bait!?

>> No.58995337

>>58983854
Solid logs that require no wipes, but will stink up the bathroom for hours. Girls have horrific smelling shits. I can't imagine a vegan girl.

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>> No.58997304

>>58997170
Boy I wish I could be stuck in a room with all of council after taco bell

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>> No.58998245

>>58997412
A nice scoop of fauna poop would help me right out!

>> No.59000436

i cant let a fauna thread this important just die

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59001300

Shiori smoothie tho, how would it compare to fauna

>> No.59001405

>>59001300
Shiori probably has less scent than fauna but the taste might be more extreme

>> No.59001601

>>58985030
>>58985207
Thick beautiful Fauna logs in my mouth!

>> No.59002480

>>58983854
I thought /ringo/ was exile/d/

>> No.59004020

Important question: Do you think Fauna goes uuuu when she poos?

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