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>talks
>*tangent*
>*another tangent*
>*tangent breaks off into five more tangents*
>*cuddles with you*
>*forgets about five tangents*
>*comes up with 10 more*
>*tangent*
>*tangent*
>*in joke voice* "Oh my good golly. Getting pretty nervous, aren't we?"
>*goes on lecture about how the emotional responses and changes in heart rate*
>*giggles and goes straight to another tangent*

>> No.58793698

>>58793593
SEEEEXXXOOOI

>> No.58793743

>>58793593
cute

i approve of this shilling

>> No.58793862

>>58793593
At what point do we have bed breaking sex?

>> No.58793894

Will the shilling ever stop?

>> No.58793948

>>58793894
It will never stop

>> No.58793955

>>58793894
>NOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST ABOUT YOUR HECKIN OSHI ON MUH CATALOGUE REEEEEE
what's the name of this board again?

>> No.58793964
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Princess shiorin

>> No.58793983

>>58793593
cute

>> No.58794010

>>58793593
Perfect gfe

>> No.58794023

>>58793862
After the tangent
>which one?
To answer that we need to talk about parallel tangents

>> No.58794028

>>58793593
This is true GFE, she's just rambling about random nonsense and you just nod along pretending to listen.

>> No.58794032
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>>58793862
You need to get through 3 hours worth of tangents first, anon.

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>tfw she will never finish the elevator story

>> No.58794306

>>58793593
It was cute for about 2 weeks but I'm bored now. It really is the KFP experience though and some people like that.

>>58794028
>>58794010
I think you're mistaking GFE for "old married couple experience". A girlfriend is supposed to be exciting, it's only later in the relationship where the husband just nods along to the wife talking about nonsense while he's watching TV.

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>>58793593
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.58794365

>>58794306
Kek you don't watch her streams, it's not getting talked at, it's getting talked to. She does skits and polls and has fantastic chat interaction

>> No.58794424

Is this what female autism is like?

>> No.58794457

>>58793593
I'm lonely

>> No.58794471

>>58794424
Ye, females get diagnosed less with autism cause it tends to manifest in a extroverted manner

>> No.58794476

>>58794365
Look, I'm not looking to yuck your yum here, I'm just saying that it's not what I'm looking for in terms of GFE. I'm glad you're enjoy yourself and that she's found success with her content.

>> No.58794512
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58794512

Alright, anons, Shiori offers to play with your foreskin (tonguing it, sucking it, stretching it, etc.), but in return, you have to watch her collab with a male.

Do you take the offer?

What if she plays with another man's foreskin and worships and praises his uncut cock while she humiliates you for being circumcised?

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>>58794512
Shiori will cut off your foreskin

>> No.58794698

>>58794512
I’m not circumcised . But sure

>> No.58794740

>>58794647
Okay, but first she has to do either of the scenarios I presented.

>> No.58794923

>>58793593
Literally pippa

>> No.58795110

>>58793955
Nobody has Shiori as their oshi catalogshitter. You're just lowering the boards quality even further. Buy an ad if you really care

>> No.58795153

>>58794028
Wheres the part where my willy gets sucked

>> No.58795200

>>58795110
Oh anon. We’re as real as the voices in your head

>> No.58795499

>>58793593
CAM ON SHIORIN PLAY SUM FACKING VIDEO GAMES
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>> No.58795721

>>58793593
Does anyone have the PLAP PLAP PLAP shiori ai voice? I need it for..uhhh... experiment

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>>58795110
Shiori is my oshi. Our split is literally one of the fastest on /vt/

>> No.58795853

>>58793593
Literally the best talent in hololive at the moment. Others don't even come close.

>> No.58795908

>>58795110
You are the catalogshitter here, not the fans.
Go watch a stream.

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>>58795853
You did become a Novelknight, didn't you?

>> No.58798572

>>58794512
First option.

>> No.58798652

>>58793593
it usually ends in anal sex

>> No.58798747

>>58793955
Catalog is only for shilling and bait/anti threads. Real fans post in the general. Go back to whatever hugbox you came from, faggot.

>> No.58798812

Shill thread #748 brought to you by Shiocord.

>> No.58800088

>>58798747
You're even worse than a Janny cause you don't even have the ability to ban people faggot, keep being a threat police

>> No.58801363

>>58800088
>threat
kek SEA

>> No.58801625

>>58793593
I will now watch your chuuba.

>> No.58801966

>>58793862
She will tangent in the middle of the pounding for sure

>> No.58802764

>>58801966
That's kinda hot

>> No.58802783
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I want to cum inside Shiorin and watch her as she grabs a dab of it with her fingers while it's still dribbling out of her pussy. She would run over to her microscope and start examining my sperm while going on tangents about sperm health and cum facts.
I'd help her clean the chair she was sitting on because she didn't even think about the fact that she was still leaking my jizz all over it before we went back to bed to fuck again.

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>>58793593
The GFE

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