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58760647 No.58760647 [Reply] [Original]

>hey buddy, got a smoke?

Your response?

>> No.58760773

>>58760647
Literally how to get a gf like this.
I love my red flag laden girlfriend

>> No.58760923

*unzips*

>> No.58761014

>>58760647
I don't smoke but i can take you to a hotel

>> No.58761163

>>58760647
the strange entitlement smokoids have has made me gradually despise them. I don't know how they assume everyone shares the same vice and also be entitled to my own theoretical cigarettes.

>> No.58761491

>>58760647
Smoka

>> No.58761760

>>58761163
Smoking will always be cool

>> No.58761773
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>>58760647
Smoking is haram, bin raden

>> No.58761815

>>58760647
Y-yeah in my p-pants

>> No.58762099
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I wish I could force Gawr Gura to smoke ice with me and set my cat on fire and jerk me off while I nod off to Arma

>> No.58762522

>>58760647
>11th smoke break at work
sure

>> No.58762803
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>>58762099
t.

>> No.58762887

I live down the street from a casino. I go there all the time. I wanna go with Raden :(

>> No.58762948

>>58760647
>Yeah, here, do you also need a light?

>> No.58763157

>will never french kiss raden's smoky mouth after a few beers
>will never have hard drunk sex with her and share cigars in bed afterwards
why even go on living

>> No.58763198
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>>58760647
>t. non smoker
>always carry a pack and a lighter in my bag
>get to recruit lowlifes as your personal day maid all because you let them bum a cig
I'll give her a carton just to be used as her seat cushion during her rakugo

>> No.58763270

I run away because I hate cigarettes

>> No.58763376

>>58763270
Learn to have fun in your life

>> No.58763938
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>>58760647
Do you think someone in management read that 'smoking behind a supermarket' manga and decided to hire someone based on that? Because if so incredibly based

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>>58760647
>You will outlive your oshi because of her vice choices

Weird feel

>> No.58764181

>>58764078
we exist to have a fun time not to live a long time

>> No.58764240

>>58764078
the strangest thing about the smoking is that I have found myself really enjoying eops cry about it

>> No.58764312

Smokecels seething so hard they make their own threads lmao

>> No.58764371

>>58764240
wait, are you implying smoking is a good habit?

>> No.58764380

>>58764240
I'm an ex-smoker and don't really have an opinion on it either way. She's cool

>> No.58764595

>>58764371
Everyone knows smoking is a terrible disgusting habit but straight edge posters are often incredibly obnoxious.

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QRD on this girl? I only visit /vt/ occasionally for the watamelon threads.

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>>58764595
Pretty much

>> No.58764803

>>58764626
Shes the mastermind of 9/11

>> No.58764808

>>58764371
no I think smoking is terrible but I find the people spamming her and any place where she is being talked about for her to stop smoking to be annoying. In the same way I watch male vtubers but think its obnoxious when people spam kiara or irys to collab with males

>> No.58765090

>>58764626
first vtuber to stream out of a supermax prison

>> No.58765111

>>58764371
Why would it be a bad habit?

>> No.58765188 [DELETED] 

>>58764626
https://twitter.com/Oshitari_Somari/status/1511730194411048961
She smokes and has a boyfriend

>> No.58765806

>>58760647
I don't smoke anymore but I'd like to try a weird Japanese brand only for Raden

don't smoke kids at first it's great (for me anyway) but it sucks after a while

>> No.58766397

>>58760647
>Y-y-you're already smokin', m'queen...!

>> No.58766581

>>58760647
she can use my urethra as an ashtray

>> No.58766777

>>58765806
Been smoking for 12 years and still fail to reach the point that it sucks.
Sounds like a you problem.

>> No.58766976

>no real life
It's literally a vtuber clip retarded janny
https://twitter.com/Oshitari_Somari/status/1511730194411048961

>> No.58767816

>>58766777
Enjoy dying in one of the worst ways possible.

>> No.58768098

>>58764640
is she getting cock?

>> No.58768598

>>58767816
We all die

>> No.58768654

>>58768598
correct but you've chosen a particular bad way

>> No.58768704

>>58764181
youngling
>>58764240
you are very retarded, teen level reasoning is your normal.
Fuck.

>> No.58769238

>>58768704
>teen level reasoning
youre treating her like shes a child who cant make her own decsions. I bet youve only been invited to parties by family members "wow I lived to be 100 by never leaving my house and being safe my whole life" you are just dying slowly

>> No.58769444

>>58764595
>>58764808
so what you're sayin is that I'm jerkin yer chain? hmmmm???

>> No.58769627

>>58766777
Maybe it's me getting older
I want to be able to do stuff for many many years and cigarettes fucked my stamina
I don't regret the fun I had th I'm glad it wasn't hard to quit (I smoked for 4 years, malboros and lucky strikes, nothing else really)

>> No.58769684

>>58763938
I thought about this too.

>> No.58769803

>>58769238
I don't comment. I understand why you'd sperg out but anon, youre on wrong foundations

>> No.58769875

>>58764626
based Watamelon tourist

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>>58765806
Smoked my way through the entire arsenal of konbini cigs while I was in japan for two months. Quit a while back because it's way too expensive where I am but it was fun crushing 4$ packs again. These ones are the BOMB, make sure you pop the little capsule in the filter, thank me later.

>> No.58770309

>she loves art and literature
>knows a lot about japanese culture
>top tier zatsu
>she had a real job and she was a poorfag before holo (probably that's why she smokes and drinks) she knows life can be hard
>I love her weird voice and cute model
>she can handle criticism
I wish I knew japanese, she's my kind of woman

>> No.58770809

>>58764078
Pipe smoking is much less harmful than cigarettes.Still doing damage but it's virtually negligible by comparison.

>> No.58772446

>>58770809
True. Though potential lip cancer kind of sucks.
t. pipe smoker

>> No.58773641

>>58760647
"It's bad for you and everyone around you.
Now kindly fuck off."

>> No.58773765

/vt/ worried about lung cancer from smoking while they consume """food""" from the middle aisles in the grocery store. Rather date a skinny smoking chick than a repulsive fatoid.

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>>58760647
No I'm pragente

>> No.58776483

>>58760647
donta

>> No.58776680

>>58768654
All ways to die are bad.

>> No.58779965

>>58760647
SMOKE
DEEZ
NUTS
*Deep-throats her*

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>>58760647
"No, I think smoking is disgusting and bad for not only your health but those around you and while I don't condon drinking either it is only damaging to oneself, if you give up smoking i'll take you out for some drinks, you can drink "this" too"

Her response?

>> No.58780269

My grandfather, father, and uncle died from cancer.
I'm good.

>> No.58780348

>>58780269
>died from cancer
So not due to smoking then?

>> No.58780646

>>58760647
You don't want to sell me death sticks

>> No.58780819

>>58780111
Rape

>> No.58780903

>>58760647
She looks too much like Shiori, I'm always on the verge of calling people who post her cucks until I take a closer look.

>> No.58781798

>>58763376
I don't need drugs, im already high on life

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