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>> No.58742092
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Hi...

>> No.58742141

>>58742031
Not the vacuum cleaner outfits kek

>> No.58742143
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Last time /hag/ vs /doog/ was a massacre, but this time around it should be much more even.

I hope both teams win, this was my Dream Match-up for the Finals.

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>>58742092
Hello. Cheer up friend.

>> No.58742179
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>>58742092
hi...

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>>58742092
hey...

>> No.58742276

>>58742092
she just scored, we still have a fight to fight!

>> No.58742321

okay that was a damn beautiful shot

>> No.58742403

>now Franklin decides to catch the balls

>> No.58742508
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This smug fuck just bounced off of Flare's tits.

>> No.58742512

I'm not even mad I just think that last 2 goals were such a shame, we could've win man...

>> No.58742573

>>58742512
we played a great game, /mayo/ was just really good at capitalizing off those ricochets off the keeper

>> No.58742608
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>>58742092
Chin up, bud, any hag in the final is a win.

>> No.58742658

Lui league...

>> No.58742662
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She now has the record for most goals scored on a league

>> No.58742693

>>58742662
I will have to break the record of children produced with a hag then

>> No.58742701

>>58742508
I wish I could get kicked about by hags...

>> No.58742703

LUI LEAGUE IS FUCKING REAL!

>> No.58742861

is there a record for most saves? i saw someone in chat say avg haggot is at 16

>> No.58743037

>>58742861
Yeah, he's a contender for golden glove

>> No.58743101

Frustrated hags need to let off some steam

>> No.58743116

>>58742662
she has earned impregnation

>> No.58743337

Nice game! Third place after risking the spoon last season ain't bad!

>> No.58743338

why didn't we play like that last match...
why...

>> No.58743411
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58743411

HAG LOVE
GANBARE JOSH

>> No.58743433
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Was a good game. Sad to see /doog/ crumple like they usually do in the play-offs, but /hag/ earned that bronze.

Guess we're even from last league. Hope /doog/ and /hag/ gets to play against each other again.

>> No.58743484
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hey, we came a long way this league. we can get stronger and come back even better next league

>> No.58743490
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Seems like Miosha tied or broke the record for most assist

>> No.58743555
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>>58743433
gg hagbro

>> No.58743645

>>58743433
>>58743484
GGs, hopefully we can both improve our defense, literally every hag team is reliant on total commitment to offense and crumble the moment defenses are breached or another team has a harder offense kek. Lui league is supreme but she can only carry us so far
>>58743490
nade nade and a nice gift for her

>> No.58743704
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GG hag bros

>> No.58743753
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Thank you hags for an unforgettable showing. It was an amazing LUIgue.
i am going to give my hagshi a lot of kisses

>> No.58743768

let's cheer on mayo for the league of hags, a victory for them is a victory for us

>> No.58743825
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>>58743704
Let's have a good match

>> No.58744087

my connection's going back, someone keep me updated

>> No.58744237

>>58744087
/mayo/ just submitted a hype video at literally hte last second in a catbox link so the streamer is trying to play that now kek

>> No.58744527

Obliterate these niggas Josh.

>> No.58744661
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Good start, let's hope we can keep it up

>> No.58744772

go koyo!

>> No.58744977
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We've got a good buffer now

>> No.58745034
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>>58744683
>>58744977

>> No.58745058
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Seems like Koyori kissing machine just tied Birbhag's record for most goals scored in a league

>>58745034
hag team on the final watamate

>> No.58745066

>>58742662
if koyote kissing machine scores again she beats the record

>> No.58745116

>>58745058
I thought it was the same image but the face is different.

>> No.58745203

>>58745116
just the face?

>> No.58745209
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>>58745116
Sure, just the face is different

>> No.58745214

>>58745058
>>58745066
HAG LEAGUE

>> No.58745248
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>>58745203
>>58745209
I see now.

>> No.58745480

She just can't get it in

>> No.58745557

>>58745480
I will put it in Koyo.

>> No.58745694

>>58745557
Not till she wins

>> No.58745746
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BIG KOYOYOYOYOS

>> No.58745777
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I LOVE KOYORIS KOYOYOS

>> No.58745817
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Finally in

>> No.58745920

Is it safe to say we won?

>> No.58745929

I'm know it's too early to celebrate but I'm so fucking happy right now.

>> No.58745968
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Holox too strong

>> No.58745970

>>58745920
>>58745929
NOT YET

>> No.58746260
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WE DID IT

>> No.58746303
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HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUEHAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE

>> No.58746322
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okay now
YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58746325

YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58746353
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HoloX LEAGUE!

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HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE HAG LEAGUE

>> No.58746594

>>58745694
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58746960
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HAGS ARE TOO STRONG

>> No.58746973

>>58746960
and they only get better with age

>> No.58747202
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>>58746960
The old girls finally got a win

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>>58747216

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>>58747216

>> No.58747349
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>>58747216

>> No.58747670

Holy fuck this couldn't get any more scuffed

>> No.58747753

I'm going to kiss Koyo.

>> No.58748120
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Google form to vote for the Awards
https://forms.gle/f9AuhubdhWorbyT7A
https://forms.gle/f9AuhubdhWorbyT7A
https://forms.gle/f9AuhubdhWorbyT7A

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>> No.58748334

>>58748303
How did you get this picture of me?

>> No.58748493

>>58748303
didn't get to play much but he was good when he did play

>> No.58749186
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Proud of Koyo

>> No.58749229

>>58749186
PINK DOG LOVE

>> No.58750279

How'd that fat fuck manage that?

>> No.58750327

>>58750279
I don't know but I'm so happy I suggested putting him forward.

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/vt/ League current meme ranking using FIFA System

>> No.58750812

>>58750633
Big improvements.

>> No.58751417
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>> No.58751482

>>58751417
I can't believe we're on AsaMio!

>> No.58751539

>>58751417
Is this real?

>> No.58751549

>>58751417
good to know mion is acknowledging our growth

>> No.58752217
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asatoko!
https://youtu.be/ntVtC8FwFMo

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>> No.58752659
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We did good, love hags!

>> No.58753174
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Hags are just too good

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>> No.58754086
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https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5_Statistics
Stats Page FINALIZED. Award Winners are:
Golden Boot: Koyote Kissing Machine (/mayo/) 14 goals (record)
Golden Ball: Miosha (/hag/) 9 assists (record)
Golden Glove: The Slap God (/uuu/) 20 saves
MVP: Koyote Kissing Machine (/mayo/) 5 MotM Awards (record)

>> No.58754118
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we didn't get the golden boot nor we have the record for player with most goals but oh well, at least it's a hag...

>> No.58754214
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>>58754118
At least we got the Golden Ball

>> No.58757212
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kinda sucks that we have to wait 6 months for another shot at the championship

>> No.58758764

You fuckers won I want to hug Mio and call her Mommy.

>> No.58758878

if we were to be eliminated, i'm glad it was at the hands of one of our own. GG to all haggots, time is ALWAYS on our side

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>> No.58763530

>>58757212
I'm gonna step in an become a Manager for /hag/ so we'll probably participate in some Invitational Tournaments

>> No.58763656

Who is the oldest hag? I'm on a quest to find a vtuber older than I am.

>> No.58763810

>>58763656
how old are you? there's a granny on twitch i've heard

>> No.58764009

>>58763656
https://www.youtube.com/live/669jXblLZYc?si=e7INxcU9S3jE3Ygw

>> No.58764544

>>58763656
If you mean holo then It's between Botan, Mio and Korone. If you mean in general there's an 80 year old indie chuuba

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I love my darrrrrrrrling very much!

>> No.58770263

>>58765769
In my game, there's a chance you'd probably sink all resources into her.

>> No.58770903
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We have confirmation that she's a hag

>> No.58773388

>>58763810
35

>> No.58774417

>>58773388
Botan, Mio, Korone, Watame, Shizuka Rin, Sister Claire and Mint Castella are all older than you, Rin is the oldest out of all of them Mio’s RM turned 38 today

>> No.58774583

>>58763656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0IBCIlp2I
Does a group that's everyone's in their 80s count or does BBA range push beyond hag?

>> No.58774811

>>58774583
BBA is JP for hag though
Like 5ch thinks Korone and Mio are BBA tier

>> No.58775003

>>58774417
I'm not sure if their ages are confirmed but that makes me feel better. I thought I was too old for vtubers.

>> No.58775322

>>58775003
All their ages are confirmed but Botan may be in doubt though but not by much
You’re never too old for vtubers, if Shizuka Rin can be a weeb at 44 then it’s fine
If anything you’ll connect with them more cause similar age, personally just turned 30 and my options just got larger and more fulfilling

>> No.58775596

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrLk4ONEJ8

>> No.58776121
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>> No.58776475

>>58774417
>Mio's birthday spent with a successful hag league and a lovely Morning Mio stream after
I'm quite contempt for her, she deserves lots of TLC

>> No.58776819
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>> No.58776837

>>58774811
>BBA

A. I remember the bootleg copy of NBA 2k3 we had on Ps1

B. I remember Kanata's rap to Marine. Classic.

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>> No.58777850

I forgot to tell, but I'm planing to hold a Poll to choose /hag/ new logo. If you have amy design idea or want to submit a logo post it here in the thread, You will be able to vote between mantain the current logo, an edited version of it, and some new designs.
This will take place probably around December.

>> No.58777904

A boosted 1view Ram Hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=669jXblLZYc

>> No.58778276

>>58777904
>2 view
>A lot of videos and streams
>more streams than subscribers
This is pretty weird, she seems to be pretty autistic abouy MC, I'll give her a try. Btw how do you know she's a hag?

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>> No.58778983

>>58778276
Her voice is old

>> No.58779218

>>58778276
She literally sounds like average J-Drama mom.
And I don't mean the young ones.
Also, she kept getting distracted by cats.

>> No.58779252

>>58778276
She's usually a one view, she's had a thread on the cata for about 4 hours full of saviorfags enjoying the funny hag

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Also she's fucking hot

>> No.58779308

I really need to learn Japanese.

>> No.58779323

>>58777904
>>58778276
willing to 25+ at the minimum, that's a nicely aged voice, soothing and deep. Maybe she's got a birthday or something to talk about?

>> No.58779342

>>58779308
You should start today, mate

>> No.58779429

>>58779293
subbed, willing to see more
>>58779308
you and me both brother, I'm waiting till i graduate uni or have more time to fully commit to it so i won't immediately drop it and forget everything. Translating can only get so far

>> No.58779668

>>58779308
>>58779429
>kanji
>hiragana
>katatana
why are the japs like this

>> No.58779848

>>58779668
Not enough post-war spelling reforms (compared to Korea)

>> No.58779976

>>58779252
>she's had a thread on the cata for about 4 hours
>>58760213
Isn't this one? It's almost to bump limit

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Senchou retweet

>> No.58780686

>>58780494
I need to bury my face in her cute, defenseless ass

>> No.58781955

>>58758764
I want Botan to call me daddy while hugging me. Get on my level.

>> No.58783547

>>58780686
>defenseless
Marine is probably the girl who can put you in your place pretty easily. If you ignore the fact the she wants you to put her back...

>> No.58784148

>>58783547
how?

>> No.58784236

>>58784148
I mean, have you seen how she tardwrangles her chat? Now think that but she can also kick you in the balls

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Congrats /hag/ on your 3rd place. I hope the message was sent and received by others divegrass enjoyers

>> No.58786313

>>58784236
lol ok

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singing sono chi no sadame right now https://youtu.be/5XO1oP3E2i0

>> No.58788584

>>58785910
If they don't understand what "HAG LEAGUE" means they're beyond retarded

>> No.58788878
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Cat Mike is streaming right now, showing her hag hands and thighs...

>> No.58788937

>>58788878
But that's the wrong one. Also no

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I hope Mint has a good 37th birthday in a few weeks.

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HoloHags Tonight!
Daisenpai Holocure
https://youtu.be/_zp31YpGBVY
Hag quiz battle on the main channel
https://youtu.be/6sKTw3GLmQg
KonKoyo still going hard on AC6
https://youtu.be/hmGp7PcXNU4
Senchou Utawaku
https://youtu.be/5XO1oP3E2i0
Lui vs Friend in Shadow Corridor speedrun
https://youtu.be/gvUFPGBkc7M
https://youtu.be/rYeaDgRsODw
Azki and Mio karaoke!
https://youtu.be/_hVArs95cMI
Yopi drawing stream
https://youtu.be/Dcs1-xD78Ss
Wakipai minecra scheming
https://youtu.be/cSx58cgz3e8
Darling mats collecting in minecra
https://youtu.be/nhQxhXkTGTY
Pol open vc chatting like it's a sleepover
https://youtu.be/eNNnlP2wbgw
FuwaMoco Morning #21
https://youtu.be/ySxu81riSGY
Recent HoloHag covers and orisongs!
Iofi Fire Bird cover with Sora
https://youtu.be/IKAW51JVIq4
Late but you will kneel to the LoliGod's Requiem
https://youtu.be/Ci_zad39Uhw
https://youtu.be/nJ9lBpwSQHo
https://youtu.be/-abAMimXVOc
https://youtu.be/D1OOM67IsV4
https://youtu.be/KWa_l4hMHDo
https://youtu.be/kiW45K1dWLg
https://youtu.be/gp-6lVzse9k
Start your week loving Hags

>> No.58789915

>>58789518
make sure to post when it is so we can drop by and say happy birthday to the ole gal

>> No.58789995

>>58789888
>Start your week loving Hags
>Spend your week loving Hags
>End your week loving Hags

>> No.58790069
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>>58789995
it just works

>> No.58790102

>>58790069
Not so much for chances of impregnation

>> No.58790136

>>58790102
>2-5% on best days
Grim

>> No.58790145

>>58790102
shut the fuck up taiga

>> No.58790282 [SPOILER] 
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>>58790145
You win this time anon, but remember who's in charge here

>> No.58790390
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we should get a taiga model for divegrass. not to use him as a player, but to kick him around as the ball
>>58790282
i'm sending your ass to the moon for christmas, fat fuck

>> No.58790449
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>>58789915
She's so energetic for her age, its adorable.

>> No.58790528

>>58790390
The carton of eggs it's funny but fat fuck abuse it's funnier

>> No.58790603

>>58775322
So that's why Mito and Deron call her senpai

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>> No.58791475
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HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS

>> No.58791946

This will eventually happen to some of these women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8gIsved_0&t=49s
Mashiro is also a hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpUAbpVsYo

>> No.58792480

I wanna drink hag milk and eat out/breed hag pussy so bad it’s unreal
I forgot how good the warmth of a woman feels

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>> No.58795060

Ange doing a great Monokuma impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVSmyvZ1B0

>> No.58795091
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>> No.58795289

>>58794184
This elf looks particularly sexy here

>> No.58795346

>>58795060
kek, I might have to go back and watch her play this from the beginning

>> No.58796521

polka and dogs having some pillow talk right now

>> No.58796804

>>58795289
Her chocolate skin just makes it better
Tan/coffee hags and tanlines just do something to me
Glad that gyaru fashion is making a comeback in JP as “retro” now, granny glasses and clothes are out, blonde hair and ripped jean skirts are in
DQN names may or may not be on the rise

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>>58796521
Poruporu Abyssgarudo israel!

>> No.58797213

>>58796984
poruneechan was too cute. sex with meru now

>> No.58797351

Polka poster, your damned dogs get to live another day

>> No.58797525
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>> No.58798122

>>58797525
Nice pants.

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>>58798484

>> No.58798703

dreams
https://x.com/TastyguHarry/status/1703734781031370902?s=20

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>>58798484
There should be a tick next to it instead.

>> No.58801380
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>> No.58802071

>>58798712
Botata Abyssguard??

>> No.58802760
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>>58802071
>I'm not a bygone, I'm Lalion!

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>> No.58803668

>>58798484
>>58798562
The reason why it’s censored is that’s JP for MILF (熟女=Jukujou), “well aged lady” is the PC YouTube version

>> No.58803804

Might as well post the /hag/ guide to Useful Japanese again that I made, finding new words all the time
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
アラフィフ=woman around her 50’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners
若い燕= young lover of an older woman/boy toy
負け犬= unmarried and childless older woman (lit. “loser dog”)
筆おろし= man losing his virginity to an older woman (lit. “using a new calligraphy brush for the first time”)

>> No.58803811

>>58803668
>熟女
>女
>Jukujou
I hate kanji so much!

>> No.58803992

>>58803804
垂れ乳大好き

>> No.58803995

>>58803811
Blame Japanese, there’s a On’Yomi and Kun’Yomi reading for most, some like 生 have 7 or more ways to say it depending on word order
That’s why there’s so many soundalike puns and dad jokes

>> No.58804083

>>58803995
Yeah, I've been doing my reps recently but I'm still not at the level to understand/make those. Wish I did since my hagshi loves them and they always fly over my head until I see chat going "BOOOOOOOOOO"

>> No.58804347

>>58804083
Fun fact, Shakuhachi can mean a traditional flute or blowjob depending on context
Same as “your daikon is big” or “abalone” (forgot JP for it) as a slang for used pussy

>> No.58804409

>>58804347
>traditional flute or blowjob depending on context
I mean, the gesture is similar

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>> No.58807878

>>58804409
The saying “She plays Shakuhachi well” is a polite way to say that your hag sucks the living soul out of your dick

>> No.58807985

>>58807878
Hot.

>> No.58808238

>>58804083
Unfortunately I only know the real dad joke ones like “mushi o mushi shite kudasai” (please ignore the bug) and “ikura wa iruka?” (how much is the dolphin?) and “Are, chauchau chau? Chau chau, chauchau chau n chau?” (“It is a Chow Chow, isn't it?" "No, it isn't a Chow Chow, is it?” from Toko’s Kansai dialect)
Kyoto dialect is even more assholish than normal Japanese, so many backhanded compliments, my fav dialect is gotta be Kansai cause Osakan hags are so friendly and warm

>> No.58809588

>>58807057
botan plays shakuhachi well

>> No.58809790

>>58809588
Yeah, mine.
https://files.catbox.moe/fdi5yt.png

>> No.58810702

>>58807878
Fubuki is trying to tell us something then
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R52PK3gS4KY&pp=ygUTSG9sb2xpdmUgc2hha3VoYWNoaQ%3D%3D
Fox fellatio master

>> No.58811033

>>58809588
Agreed
https://files.catbox.moe/07b7im.jpeg

>> No.58811060

>>58811033
いない…

>> No.58811601
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I was thinking of including the Cytube channel link in the OP, anyone can insert streams and videos now

>> No.58811674
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>>58811601
sounds good!

>> No.58811874

>>58811060
https://files.catbox.moe/pr83a0.jpeg
来た

>> No.58811934

>>58811874
エッ

>> No.58813119

i wonder how many of us posting here actually aspire to learn JP, im willing to share resources from time to time if people don't mind
>>58811601
baker #2 here, duly noted!

>> No.58813338

>>58813119
I really need to start some reading and writing reps.

>> No.58813605

>>58813119
We're gonna use this link so it doesn't get filtered
https://hag.420699.xyz/

>i wonder how many of us posting here actually aspire to learn JP
I'm currently on my 3rd Year in a Japanese Course (school) though I haven't done my reps as I should this year... I'll probably gonna have to repeat this year

>> No.58813646

>>58813119
>i wonder how many of us posting here actually aspire to learn JP
I started but didn't feel like I was getting anywhere so I gave up

>> No.58813929

>>58813646
that's pretty much 2/3rds of the journey considering how complex and foreign asian languages are from english. As far as I know, the well of knowledge won't stop flooding and you simply learn to swim

>> No.58813974

>>58813119
I have reading reps but talk like either a 5 year old or yakuza boss, polite form is too hard
Trying to up my reps so I don’t sound like a baby when I’m in the soapland getting rubbed down by a hag Koyori cosplayer

>> No.58814114

>>58811601
>>58813119
better not to, we already had this discussion a couple of months ago and we got to the conclusion that it's better not to spoonfeed that much, if the ask for it we'll give it to them but if not then we shouldn't advertise it
also the OP looks super clean like this, wouldn't wan't to ruin it

>> No.58814178

>>58814114
The thing is that it really isn't spoonfeeding but giving an actual use for the cytube which has been pretty dead. That way any haggot who enters here remembers that they can join other haggots and watch hags together

>> No.58814283

>>58814114
Like the other anon said, this isn't exactly some kool kidz klub like migoboat, it's just a simple place to go and watch hags. Plus it's only a single link, we've been pretty diligent in not crowding it unless there's a special event

>> No.58814326

>>58813119
anons over at /baubau/ have been leading a crusade to get people to do their reps. i've saved the resources but i'm usually exhausted by the time i get off work. working on carving some time during work where i can do my reps

>> No.58814705

You guys ruined me, I can’t get hard unless a girl has a full bush

>> No.58815131

saved*

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>>58814705
you're welcome

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyF0Lc7dZc

>> No.58817245

>>58816815
its been 15 minutes of potato talk

>> No.58817953

Josh celebrated his win with Koyo too hard last night and now she's late for her stream...

>> No.58818120
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>>58817245
She loves her potatoes

>> No.58818232

Sorry guys, Koyori's running late because she's busy having sex with me.

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>>58817953
>>58818232
Did she finally manage to convince assistant-kun to have sex with her?

>> No.58818325

>>58817953
>>58818232
>>58818280
AIIIEEE the curse of the vtlchampion...

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One of the first posts about Mio in /jp/ during her debut on 2018

>> No.58819252
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>>58818280
Blame this lil nigga.

>> No.58820123

>>58819252
That cat race look really weird

>> No.58820203
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>>58820123
Is it a Scottish Fold? Also it wasn't actually their fault she hadn't charged her phone to use L2D.

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So /mayo/ is adding stuff for all the teams they played against this league on their stadium. In adition to an image of our team we can add a figure of 1 hag wearing Koyo's clothes.
I was thinking in Mio or Botan, what do you guys think?

>> No.58822207
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>>58822106
Leaning towards Botan since she actually wore her outfit for the shuffle medley.

>> No.58822850

>>58822207
Good Call

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>Marine, I need to prepare you for Anon!

>> No.58824495
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>>58823099

>> No.58824576

>>58824495
Sauce

>> No.58824625

>>58824576
Gamer ga Isekai Konten Shite Harem Jinsei e Continue suru Sou desu THE COMIC

>> No.58825938

>>58822106
i agree with >>58822207

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Quick! Write whatever comes to your mind first.
1 hag.
1 of her songs.

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>>58832438
you can't just post a screenshot of miosha steppu mio and not expect me to say howling kek
i'll drop 夜明けのメロウ instead
https://youtu.be/rhYbtcZlRmQ

>> No.58834985
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>>58832438
Polka
SAIKYOUTICPOLKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bo6MVQxY6Y

>> No.58837835
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hag bump

>> No.58838922
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https://x.com/landacdeus/status/1703979213391622579?s=20

>> No.58840066

>>58837835 >>58838922

Hore fucking birbtits

>> No.58840483
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You can build your own hag garage kit
https://yumematsurikobo.jimdofree.com/

>>58840066
I prefer Nerissa's mom, she's actualy a hag

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>> No.58844184

>>58742031
why are they arknots

>> No.58844260

>>58837835
she isnt a hag even though she does give off older sister in an oneeshota doujin energy

>> No.58845551
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>> No.58845816

I'm going to make Lui feel like a young woman again

>> No.58846349
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Sex Potion Hag!

>> No.58846382
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>>58846349
Why is she putting mayo into a test tube?

>> No.58846422
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>>58846382
Obviously for the taste!

>> No.58846483

https://twitter.com/kyubi_tentaka/status/1704027549851136213?t=QMRmPIZNRRKHcD3qfkBYZg&s=19
LUI WINE ON THE 21ST!

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>> No.58847485

>>58847385
Botan's used toothbrush...

>> No.58847879
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Time for a succubus collab.

>> No.58847914

>>58847879
Literally sex

>> No.58848155

>>58847879
Is Choco a hag?

>> No.58848179

>>58848155
One more year.

>> No.58848552

>>58848179
She better find a husband quick.

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>>58849653
Fluffy tail...

>> No.58849781

>>58849750
I hate this pic. It reminds me that my orca will never be a hag

>> No.58849794
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>>58849750
That's my fluffy tail! Go, take a shower, stink!

>> No.58849809

>>58849781
Does she not age? Aren't Killer Whales one of the only other species besides great apes to undergo a menopause?

>> No.58849844

>>58849809
It's gonna be a long run before that AND she doesn't have an ounce of hag aura in her blood and most likely never will

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>>58849750

>> No.58849908

>>58849887
>using your own tail as a foot rest
OP

>> No.58850572
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https://youtu.be/bLnXDkg21Ho

>> No.58850899

>>58850572
Lots of good laughs this stream

>> No.58850982

Mio thinks Aki is erotic.

>> No.58851006

>>58850982
Shocker, the girl who belly dances is erotic kek

>> No.58851013

Mio doesn't think of herself as sexy...

>> No.58851193

subaru always gets bullied the most in these collabs kek

>> No.58851257

Mio should start buying herself nice things, like menopausal hormone therapy.

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>>58850982

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>>58851013
The army of horny Miofas should prove her wrong

>> No.58852215

Mio loves me...

>> No.58852486
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Furry hag.. https://twitter.com/dangan/status/1702897728911728980

>> No.58852896
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>> No.58853386

Ram hag is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1oRuDRBTU
Please tune in

>> No.58853418

>>58853386
That's not Watame...

>> No.58853636

>>58853418
...Wait, Watamelon is a hag?

>> No.58853703
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>>58853636

>> No.58853839
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>>58853418
She's a sheep anon. A very cute one too

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>>58853636

>> No.58854104

>>58853636
Sometimes anon forget to post more of her and Ela (me included)

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>> No.58855951
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Mio can't possibly get any more breeedable

>> No.58855972

>>58853386
How did she go from 10+ waiting to 4 watching?

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>>58855951

>> No.58856370

>>58855972
15 watching now

>> No.58856411

>>58855951
>>58856169
what would she smell like?

>> No.58856486

>>58856411
Maybe something fruity, like peaches or oranges, mixed with a little bit of sweat.

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>> No.58857766

>>58856486
hmmm, Mio’s sweaty peaches

>> No.58858511

I dont think its healthy to think about hags all day but I cant stop

>> No.58858607
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>>58858511
You need a hagwife and then you'll have no more problems hagbro!

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>> No.58859195

>>58858607
ill just go pick a ripe hag from the hag tree

>> No.58859198

>>58858511
Don't try to resist you'll just make it worse

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>>58859195
It's called hunting hagbro, you have to work for it. Where's the fun otherwise?

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What did she mean by this?

https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1704155899991081271?t=TMJeKhIhpZpyFdJEJr2K1A&s=19

>> No.58859884

>>58859848
Forfeit for lying during the SMOK stream.

>> No.58859961

>>58859173
Peak character design

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>> No.58860471

>>58859173
A fucking corpse

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