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>> No.58609728
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.58609806
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>> No.58609899

>>58609806
speaking of indecent fish photos, this was just delivered on the drawthread:
https://baraag.net/@mukutenshi/111071461433959726

>> No.58609912
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I'm happy Gura did likes today. I wasn't expecting it.

>> No.58609992

>>58609899
that was good until it used the p-word

>> No.58609995
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imagine kissing the gurrito when she does the thing

>> No.58610080

>>58609995
made for fembuds

>> No.58610085

>>58609992
Where’s the lie though

>> No.58610172

>>58609992
if you're offended at the word "parasocial", you should probably find real friends

>> No.58610197
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>>58609899
do you have the original request on hand, I'm curious what it was that wound up becoming this

>> No.58610205

what drugs do you think gura has tried

>> No.58610263

>>58609995
will she tickle my stomach lining?

>> No.58610264

>>58610172
it's used almost exclusively by faggots making fun of vtuber fans, you should go back if you're one of those people

>> No.58610291
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58610291

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.58610306
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>> No.58610328

>>58610197
>>58602634
>>58576835

>> No.58610345
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>> No.58610355

>>58610172
Nta and i have friends, you're still a faggot for thinking like this.

>> No.58610373
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58610373

my wife

>> No.58610391
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58610391

I'd like to take a moment to say that my shark butt was the 6th IP and yet this argument has somehow already started
tell me more about how good posters use images
>>58610328
thanks

>> No.58610401

I LOVE MY TINY WIFE GURA

>> No.58610405

>>58610205
Gura isn't a retard so she's not interested in things like that.

>> No.58610415
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>>58610197

>> No.58610556 [SPOILER] 
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58610556

Gurass

>> No.58610561
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>>58610405
>gura isn't a retard

>> No.58610612

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.58610613

>>58610556
Based Gurass poster

>> No.58610621

>>58609992
i'm the guy who drew this and i want to make it clear that i don't actually subscribe to the things gura is saying in it, i just think the contradiction is hot

>> No.58610648

>>58610561
Drugfags are a different kind of retard. The kind Gura isn't

>> No.58610649

>>58610556
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>> No.58610666

>>58610405
Correction:
Gura is retarded (good) not retarded (bad)

>> No.58610732

>>58610621
it is hot, I agree completely and I'm the person who was complaining

>> No.58610733

>new twitter likes today
that's a good sign, right?

>> No.58610810
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>> No.58610849

Is there more schoolgirl outfit art?

>> No.58610883
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>> No.58610898

>>58610205
-ADHD medication that ended up not working
-Alcohol, obviously
-Weed, but only once, through secondhand smoking

>> No.58610907

>>58610733
It's thinking like this that eventually leads me to spiral out of control. I don't know how you can still do it.

>> No.58610930
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Child

>> No.58610990

>>58610205
ADHD, anti depressants and probably some other meds I don't remember the name of, the one that lets her see aliens.

>> No.58610999

>>58608956
Fuck wasps, I wish they all went extinct

>> No.58611022
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>>58610733
it's more than we've been getting, but whether that counts as a good sign anymore is between you and god

>> No.58611027
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>>58610849
https://twitter.com/DrAlu_/status/1702464747520807149

>> No.58611040

>>58610733
I've just started assuming twitter activity/likes mean she's in hololive mode for that day. The group song will probably released some time after ame's thing tonight so it makes sense.

>> No.58611058

>>58610205
Caffeine and acetaminophen

>> No.58611116

>>58611040
twitter activity means she loves us. no twitter activity means she doesn't love us. it's simple

>> No.58611792

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

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>>58612135

>> No.58612326
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58612326

gura has probably lost all of her mario kart skills

>> No.58612424
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alright I'm just sitting here making myself anxious about this
this is stupid

>> No.58612432
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>ぐらちゃん~

>> No.58612448

>>58612326
she got good quickly last time, it'll be easier regaining them. she can do anything she puts her mind to

>> No.58612469
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>>58612432

>> No.58612610

My Dino Gura Plushies I ordered shipped today!!
I feel like a real Chumbud now that I own some now!!

>> No.58612753
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the twitter speculation fueled my own aimless speculation, about how she certainly doesn't seem ignorant to said speculation, that one time she waited until like five minutes after 8pm to like stuff as if to not get hopes up, etc
she's some kind of woman or something, and often confusing

>> No.58612970

>>58610990
I think that was just cold medicine.

>> No.58613115

>>58610883
Me under her

>> No.58613181

>>58612753
you're thinking too much, stop it

>> No.58613187
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>>58610205
dilaudid

>> No.58613253

>>58610205
krokodil

>> No.58613433

>>58612753
Does anyone outside of here track her like schedule?

>> No.58613454

>>58610205
bodka

>> No.58613485

>>58613433
People here don't, that guy is schizo.

>> No.58613534

>>58613433
I don't even think >we do that, that particular instance just stood out at the time
>>58613485
I'm not even the one who noticed it at the time, I was at work, barking up the wrong tree

>> No.58613644

I'm so fucking confused about why she bothered to say she wrote a speech for the streamy award thing. She was deep into her disappearance at that point and showed no sign she even knew about it happening, why bother mentioning it at all?

>> No.58613666 [DELETED] 

>>58613433
There was a chumbie that did that, like, a year ago

>> No.58613715

>>58613644
Aw, is the poor baby shitposter sad that it turns out Gura was the one doing the retweets around then?

>> No.58613754

>>58613666
Actually nevermind I misread that and thought anon was talking about her period schedule

>> No.58613808

>>58613715
the irony of this post calling someone else a shitposter

>> No.58613936

>>58613433
>>58613666
I've got most of her like timings for around a year tracked, but it's not in a spreadsheet or anything and getting the data into a readable form is more or less impossible. I don't see the point of posting it when all it would do is fuel posts I don't like.

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>>58613715
are you alright anon

>> No.58614163

>>58612753
Are you poor chumbuds still trying to figure out Gura? You can't. Don't even try. If she hated streaming then she'd quit but she doesn't. If she liked streaming she'd do it more often but she doesn't. If she wanted money then she'd be more active because her lack of content is making paypigs fuck off in droves. So she doesn't hate streaming, but she also doesn't like it, doesn't want to graduate, and isn't motivated by money. She's an enigma. Any attempt to make sense of her behavior will just hurt your brain.

>> No.58614248

>>58614163
they'll always be schizoposts in the end anyway

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>>58614248
You're replying to a schizo.

>> No.58614443

>>58614324
>You're replying to a schizo.
So are you. So am I. We're all schizos here.

>> No.58614464

>>58614324
Either way, it's the more reasonable take. Assuming one way or another is by default going to be the schizo option.

>> No.58614482

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdRcp9WJHlI

>> No.58614586

no, I am spartacus

>> No.58614613

>>58614163
>She's an enigma
Nah, she said it herself, she's in it to have fun.

>> No.58614619
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58614619

Gura ear

>> No.58614712

I wish Gura would stream all over herself

>> No.58614729

>>58614619
I've masturbated to this ear.

>> No.58614760

>>58614613
Timestamp?

>> No.58614779

>>58614729
same desu

>> No.58614812

I'm in love with Gura unironically!

>> No.58614861

>>58614760
This was one or two years ago, go ask one of the photographic memory guys. She said she joined hololive for fun, a literal hobbyist vtuber.

>> No.58615016

>>58614861
No, she joined hololive to make friends.

>> No.58615184

Yall are a bunch of bitches, shut the fuck up. Just astrol project into her room, she's being very cute right now.

>> No.58615226 [DELETED] 

>>58615184
shes not even home right now

>> No.58615279

>>58615184
I live in her panty drawer

>> No.58615417

>>58615184
Fool, the Captain's Cabin on Gura's nuclear submarine is insulated with Zrodium. Your silver cord would be shredded to bits.

>> No.58615432

I'm in your walls, Gura... I'm watching you masturbate...

>> No.58615490

>>58615432
I wish Gura was watching me masturbate

>> No.58615651
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58615651

You and Goob suddenly swap bodies for a couple hours.
Of course you simply respectfully wait it out and don't do anything strange, right?

>> No.58615652

>>58615432
I wish Gura knew how to masturbate

>> No.58615717

>>58615652
she's a master

>> No.58615808

>>58615651
I would do vile things to that shark body.

>> No.58615872

>>58615651
i would pee in her closet and then sit oh her bed for 4 hours and then clean it up because i felt guilty

>> No.58616005

>>58615651
>Gura has to be me for a couple hours
The poor, poor thing...

>> No.58616102

>>58615651
i would send photos to myself for later gooming first and foremost
then i would masturbate while sending cute tweets on her account until we swapped back

>> No.58616319

>>58615651
>Open a chaturbate
>Advertise on holo twitter
>Masturbate
>Collect $$$
T u T

>> No.58616332
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>> No.58616400

>>58616332
i like how gura says "ahme"

>> No.58616470

>>58615651
If I'm being 100% real
>immediately look in the mirror
>don't do anything sexual
>get all her contact info
>e-mail it to my own e-mail
>don't touch anything hololive related
>look at past personal messages
>find out what she likes
that's what I'd do

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>>58615651
I would goom of course

>> No.58616793

https://vocaroo.com/1laLr6wmqpuO

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>> No.58617002

>>58615651
I'm still trying to work out if it would be good or bad thing if I came back to my body with a strange taste in my mouth

>> No.58617216

>>58616470
So you would do all this stalker creepo shit instead of skipping all of that and traveling Gura to your house?
Jesas stalkerbuds are built different.

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>>58617002
I think it'd be a good thing

>> No.58617241

>>58615651
>masturbate
>sniff her panties
>take nude slutty pictures of her and send them to my e-mail
>look at her Hololive projects including the ones she's not releasing anymore
>delete all evidence that I was there
>go back to my body and masturbate to the pictures

>> No.58617780

>>58617241
Piss in a bottle, grab all of her dirty laundry, grab a bunch of her panties, her toothbrush, sheets, basically anything with her scent, box it up, and mail it to myself.

>> No.58617845
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there is only one thing that i can say i absolutely hate about the schoolgirl outfit
no ZR

>> No.58618044

>>58614163
Enigma balls, gottem

>> No.58618250

Hornybuds please don't be so horny for my cute wife...

>> No.58618323

imagine if Gura did a frank self-assessment during her anniversary

>> No.58618373
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It's weird that I keep flip-flopping between "I am unable to find any happiness when she's not around" and "There's plenty of things that make me happy outside of her and I'm just feeling shitty because I feel like I need to be" every couple of minutes

>> No.58618428

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>> No.58618439

>>58618323
I wish you were a new IP, rather than immediately shitposting your reaction to another stream

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>> No.58618546

>>58618439
I waited a few minutes first it wasn't immediate

>> No.58618714

>>58618505
did she poop into a beanbag and then sit on it

>> No.58618789
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i like this slutty cunny

>> No.58618880

>>58618505
Woah

>> No.58618914

>>58615651
Take pictures of her bushy pucci to finally settle the debate.

>> No.58618971

>>58618428
I like the on where she has KLS. I can fix her hyper sexuality T u T

>> No.58618985

>>58615651
Hmmm, if I hypnotize myself, would it work on Gura when we swap back or would it still affect me?

>> No.58619071

>>58618428
>>58618914
You are boring.

>> No.58619074

>>58618914
you won't post them cause they'll prove you wrong she has N O T H I N G

>> No.58619182

>>58609711
GURRITO

>> No.58619370

>>58619071
Reality is often boring and gura’s bushi pucci is as real as it comes

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>> No.58619757
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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>> No.58619782

>>58615651
>find nearest working communication device that doesn't require a password or pin
>use it to contact my phone
>explain to gura what's happening and that it'll be back to normal in a couple hours
>help her through the panic attack she's probably going through from waking up in an obese man's body
>give no indication that i know who she is
>figure out how she wants to deal with this for the next couple hours—should i just stay where i am, or pretend to be her, or what
>ask her to please stay where she is and try not to interact with anyone for the duration of the swap, so no one else notices anything weird going on
>generally just talk her through it, try to build up a rapport
>before we swap back, give her my contact info, apologize that she had to deal with this, and invite her to watch "your name" or "freaky friday" sometime

i'm not gonna do anything to her body without her permission, that'd be fucked up

>> No.58619783

>>58619370
>>58619653
>>58619757

>> No.58619859

>>58619783
forgot my text. fuck off anti

>> No.58619909

>>58619370
>>58619653
>>58619757
kek someone hit a nerve

>> No.58620111

>>58610205
Alcohol
Ayahuasca
Cannabis (Marijuana/Pot/Weed)
Central Nervous System Depressants (Benzos)
Cocaine (Coke/Crack)
GHB
Hallucinogens
Heroin
Inhalants
Ketamine
Khat
Kratom
LSD (Acid)
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly)
Mescaline (Peyote)
Methamphetamine (Crystal/Meth)
Over-the-Counter Medicines—Dextromethorphan (DXM)
Over-the-Counter Medicines—Loperamide
PCP (Angel Dust)
Prescription Opioids (Oxy/Percs)
Prescription Stimulants (Speed)
Psilocybin (Magic Mushrooms/Shrooms)
Rohypnol® (Flunitrazepam/Roofies)
Salvia
Steroids (Anabolic)
Synthetic Cannabinoids (K2/Spice)
Synthetic Cathinones (Bath Salts/Flakka)
Tobacco/Nicotine and Vaping

>> No.58620142

>>58619782
Gayest poster in the thread.

>> No.58620229

>>58619182
Gurritokini...

>> No.58620331
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If we rub Dino Gura on her tummy where do we rub Gurrito?

>> No.58620365

>>58620331
squeeze her until shark juice comes out

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>>58620331

>> No.58620433
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>>58620386
No... please don't...

>> No.58620486

Another day of ghosting. I kneel to the chumgods that continue to support her

>> No.58620543

>>58619074
Are you saying she has no pucci? Gura is like a doll?

>> No.58620567

>>58620486
she did likes a few hours ago, try this on a day when she does no likes

>> No.58620578

>>58620142
no, i just have enough decency and self-restraint to not be a creep even when given the opportunity

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>>58620433
You know you are curious too, chumbie

>> No.58620790

>>58620486
>>58620567
I'll be sad if we get to next friday without hearing anything from her.

>> No.58620843

>>58620567
>she did likes a few hours ago
Holy shit! chumbuds eating good

>> No.58620861

What once was happy now is sad.

>> No.58621004

>>58620486
The advent collab was fun. I'll be watching Mumei in 4 mins. This is the power of Hololive.

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>>58620843
feasting!

>> No.58621161
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Gura's fishy cunny and sweaty sharkpits.

>> No.58621186

I don't get the appeal of shitposting desu

>> No.58621303

>>58620331
Anywhere is fine as long as you don't let her out

>> No.58621829

Did Ame just give a summary of all the myth anniversaries except for Gura's?

>> No.58622018

>>58621829
She summarized Gura's, shitposter.

>> No.58622066

>>58622018
Did I miss it? What did she say?

>> No.58622125

>>58622066
She said it was a 3d thing.

>> No.58622129

>I'm excited to see what we can do next!
That should make me hopeful and excited for the future, right? So why do my eyes well up when I think about it? What the fuck is wrong with me?

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>>58621161

>> No.58622228

>>58621829
Like oh ma god sister, did you hear how Ame like totally didn't talk about Gura? They totes hate each other.

>> No.58622235

>>58622125
Ah, yes, very nice summary.

>> No.58622325

>>58621829
is that the yellow one?

>> No.58622331

>>58622228
You're just as bad as him, probably not even watching the stream.

>> No.58622337

>>58622129
you crave the attention of others because you feel you have no value on your own

>> No.58622761

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111753205

>> No.58622807

>>58621829
https://youtu.be/N23cGjwhIpQ?t=3846
yes, she touched on everyone but the only part of Gura's that was mentioned was here

>> No.58622908

>>58622807
>the only time she summarized Gura's was when she summarized it

>> No.58622911

Is Gura a fembud?

>> No.58622922

>>58622125
Ame must not be a goomer.

>> No.58623013

>>58622922
She doesn't want to embarrass Gura by talking about how hot she is on stream.

>> No.58623079

>>58622807
Yeah, forgive me for missing that 2 second mention.
>>58622908
The guy who posted the clip is not me. Also that's one hell of a summary, "Ina and Gura's anniversary, I think they also did um kinda like 3D... exciting"

>> No.58623118

I used to not understand the appeal of your oshi chumbuds but after watching her for the last few months I get it now. I'm sorry

>> No.58623136

Gura's vice grip cunny

>> No.58623402

>>58623118
Explain.

>> No.58623436
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>>58620111
>Prescription Opioids (Oxy/Percs)
ohh yeah that's the one i like

>> No.58623576

>>58623118
your fetish for cheese sticks has finally awakened

>> No.58623620

>>58620111
You missed caffeine

>> No.58623716
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>> No.58623903

>>58623797
>hi, i'm gawr gura and i'm your freestyle dance instructor

>> No.58624118
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>> No.58625045 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e7WAi8pU4I4

>> No.58625451

i wan a giant gurrito to come and destroy my city.

>> No.58625561

>>58625045
i do love it

>> No.58625576

If you all would kindly get out of my wife's thread, that'd be great

>> No.58625740
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58625740

>>58625451
Terrifying.

>> No.58625824

When did add those likes on Twitter? How long ago? I've been asleep

>> No.58625961

>>58625824
sometime ago

>> No.58626074

>>58625824
about half an hour before usual stream time

>> No.58626143

>>58625740
what would happen if i put her mouth up to my butt and she did that

>> No.58627211
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58627211

I might be expecting WAY too much but I wouldn't be that surprised if she showed up for Fauna's showcase and made her do weird things

>> No.58627262
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>>58627211
I wouldn't mind that

>> No.58627304
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>> No.58627457

Brapfags get the rope

>> No.58627600

why do artists still put tits on gura
we have seen exactly how flat she is
only goora should have booba

>> No.58627722

>>58627600
Because Gura loves booba Gura.

>> No.58627725

Gura liking Kronii and Fauna's 3D live so she's probably a guest

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>>58627722
Gura also likes her tiny flat loli body too

>> No.58627914
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>>58627840
woopsies

>> No.58627978

https://nhentai.net/g/473555/
>inb4 nhentai

>> No.58628076

>>58627725
I will not expect anything but that'd be fun

>> No.58628138

>>58627978
god i wish i were okayu

>> No.58628213
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>>58628213
i think gura should go retarder

>> No.58629336

do you think gura is pretty inside and out

>> No.58629614
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>>58615651
Run to Mumei or Fauna and rizz the heck out of them and rent a hotel room. Ask for asmr.

>> No.58629669
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>>58629336
i think her insides are pretty too
look at that nice shade of pink

>> No.58629902

I joined Gura's OneFan. It's like onlyfans but it's just me. She bears my children and I take care of her for life.

>> No.58629916
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58629916

it's just a kid in a shark costume

>> No.58629975

>>58629916
That's just Gabby coping. No, she's not Gura.

>> No.58630092

I desperately need to have sweet lovey dovey handy holdy cuddly wuddly kissy wissy baby making sex with her on the very night when we get married.

>> No.58630201
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>>58629975
Yes, she is Gura, and Gawr, and Dino Gura, and Gurrito.

>> No.58630371
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58630371

>>58630092
>wissy
did you typo pissy

>> No.58630433
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>>58630092
I already did that.

>> No.58630440 [DELETED] 

If I want Gura to see my suicide, what websites won't delete it instantly?

>> No.58630446

Gura stream tomorrow by the way, that's what she told me

>> No.58630494
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58630494

Did Gura say when the next stream is? I haven't had time to catch up on the anniversary stuff yet and no one seems to be asking.

>> No.58630884

>>58627211
she will appear at kronii's

>> No.58630888
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58630888

she dood, dogs ate her

>> No.58630954

>>58630446
did you see it in the tea leaves too?

>> No.58631047

Gura would look best as a shortstack

>> No.58631119

>>58630433
sauce?

>> No.58631202
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>>58631047

>> No.58631537

is gura bloop?

>> No.58631608

>>58631119
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/27043439/post/5744467
Reckless, haven't found an uncensored version if there is one.

>> No.58631706
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>> No.58631888

>>58615651
I think I’d look at myself for curiosity sake but nothing more then wait to be switched back

Just the mental image is enough to last me a lifetime

>> No.58631945
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58631945

>>58627978
>nhentai
https://exhentai.org/g/2677074/ad5a67d30e/

>> No.58632082
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>>58631945
but I never figured out how to use exhentai

>> No.58632197

>>58632082
you're dumber than Gura

>> No.58632387

>>58631945
fuck exhentai, if a website tries to make me jump through hoops it ain't worth my time

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>>58632082
>>58632387
i-it's just a Google search...

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58632721

>>58632434
I want to so fucking badly, Gura, you have no idea.

>> No.58632796
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58632796

>>58632387
Filtered and you dont deserve it

>> No.58632877

>>58632721
>inb4 ballsack schizo

>> No.58632928

>>58632437
oh, i know how to do it, i just refuse to. if someone makes their website more difficult to access than "click on this link", they clearly don't want actual traffic, so who am i to disrespect their wishes?

>> No.58633190
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>>58630092
This but with me. I have to have this and I will.

>> No.58633266
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>>58632928
Thats why exhentai is one of the biggest doujin/manga/magazine/artbook/everything archival websites on the internet

>> No.58633343

>>58633266
it's nothing and will remain nothing

>> No.58633445

>>58609899
I don't think I've seen this concept in porn before but I'd very much like to see more of it

>> No.58633477
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>> No.58633511

>>58633477
GYAT DAYM

>> No.58633567

>>58609711
I'm gonna drop this small creature into my underwear

>> No.58633873
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58633873

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.58633882

>>58633567
She's gonna explode and blow your dick off

>> No.58634029
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58634029

>>58627914
peroperoperoperoperopero

>> No.58634033

Damn almost 4 hours in and Ame's anniversary is still going, is she the worst singer in myth? I can't decide between her and Ina taking that title.

>> No.58634108
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>> No.58634121

>>58634033
ina isn't a bad singer

>> No.58634122 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.58634172
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>>58634122
Oh god

>> No.58634227
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>> No.58634298
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>>58634189

>> No.58634338
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>> No.58634361
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>>58634338
Oyasame

>> No.58634423

>>58634033
I wish Gura spent that much time with us.

>> No.58634442
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58634442

>>58634338
goob morning

>> No.58634670
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>>58634122
Gura you're the most beautiful girl in the world to me.

>> No.58634843
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>>58634338
Sharkdreams

>> No.58635022

>>58634121
You know what, I just went back to her stream, Ina isn't too bad, it's probably just that she doesn't sing that often, sounds like she just needs a little more practice and some confidence, but yeah, Ame definitely sounds worse.

>> No.58635246

>>58634121
True. Her City of Stars from 2020 is still my favorite not-Gura hololive song that I've heard

>> No.58635403
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58635403

I am super late but the draw for the /vt/ League 5 Round of 16 happened earlier today and /ggg/ got matched with /jidf/. Match takes place on the 16th at 1:20 PM EDT. It's time for Gura to show these "Gura killers" who the top shark is around these parts and to make a run to win the entire league.

>> No.58635528
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58635528

I just found the button that lets you create soundposts, now all the instructions anons gave me make sense..

>> No.58635639
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>>58635528

>> No.58635645

>>58635403
pretty good matchup, honestly
no matter who wins, the exact same person will be shitposting in both threads until the sun burns out

>> No.58635749
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58635749

>>58635403
Sporting shark

>> No.58635757

>>58635528
You mean in the player? At least now you know..

>> No.58635817
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58635817

>>58635403
Will be there to cheer for my wife

>> No.58635881
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58635881

test

>> No.58636060
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58636060

Yay! I did it, I think.

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>>58635881
Good job!

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>>58636060

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>>58635881
>>58636060

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58636437

I ate diarrhea just before bed and now I have sleep

>> No.58636554

>>58636437
>I ate diarrhea
Surely you meant to type something else?...

>> No.58636563
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58636563

>>58636437
Sharkdreams

>> No.58636640

>>58636554
Wtf how did it come out like that I meant to say that I ate ice cream before bed and now I have diarrhea

>> No.58636771

>>58636640
why does ice cream give you diarrhea. are you intolerant? you should eat sherbet it tastes better anyway

>> No.58637020

>>58636640
Do you smell toast?

>> No.58637302

>>58634338
sleep tight buddy

>> No.58637308
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58637308

why did gura draw a cat

>> No.58637658

>>58637308
To tell us that like a cat, she won't be giving us any attention unless she wants to.

>> No.58638452
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>> No.58638919
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58638919

Dubs and gura streams this week.

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>> No.58639131

>>58637308
She likes cats

>> No.58639150

This burrito thing is no where near as cute as dino gura.

>> No.58639174

>>58639150
True, but it's 1000x better than a bloop cushion.

>> No.58639267

I think Gura, Shion, and Okayu should have sex with each other and with me while Aqua and Korone watch.

>> No.58639365

God fucking dammit the power just went out. The wind so much as sneezes a little too hard around here and this happens. It also only fucking happens on the weekend!

>> No.58639432

>>58639365
tskr

>> No.58639817
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58639817

The bad thoughts are seeping in.

>> No.58639899

>>58639817
Tell the bad thoughts they're gay

>> No.58640021

>>58639817
Correct those bad thoughts

>> No.58640128

>>58636067
>>58636077
>>58636157
>>58636390
Praise slut

>> No.58640183
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58640183

My feet really stink. And I just imagined they were Gura's feet and gave myself a boner.

>> No.58640223

>>58640183
gura's feet don't stink

>> No.58640226

>>58640183
Why are chumpedos like this?

>> No.58640322
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58640322

>>58640223
perhaps not. But her buttcrack though. That's bound to be quite stinky. Imagine peeling apart her cheeks exposing her sweaty little brown fartbox, and taking a massive whiff.

>> No.58640344

>>58640322
it smells like soap

>> No.58640352
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>>58640226
anyone not attracted to Gura is a homosexual.

>> No.58640381
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58640381

>>58640344
even BETTER

>> No.58640390

>>58639365
So on that note, does anyone have any fun manga recommendations I can phone read while my wifi still has power and I don't have to rely on my shitty mobile connection?

>> No.58640450

>>58640390
I started Mato Seihei No Slave but i'm not sure it's really for me, i'm more for slice of life shit, cute girls doing cute things etc.

>> No.58640680
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>> No.58640844
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>> No.58640876

why does all of her plans with us fall through

>> No.58640947

She makes me so uncontrollably horny for her only because I love her so much. No one else has ever had this sort of effect on me.

>> No.58641008

>>58640450
I kind of read that off and on when I see chapters of it posted on /a/

>> No.58641012

>>58640947
like random porn horny, or hentai horny is one thing, but when it's a human you can interact with and enjoy life with, that's a whole 'nother level of horny. Like I mean the THICKEST fucking ropes.

>> No.58641159

>>58641012
It's true love! I have to make babies with her and raise our beautiful offspring together happily with her.

>> No.58641194
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58641194

>>58641159
i somehow left the phrase "human you love" completely out of my post. I'm tired. Horny and tired.

>> No.58641298

>>58640876
I wonder if she's like my sister who makes plans with a bunch of different people and then just picks the thing that sounds most fun when the time comes around leaving everyone else hanging.

>> No.58641379

Thread is so slow everyone will notice that I am the last Chumbie

>> No.58641429

>>58641379
post by me.

>> No.58641430

>>58641379
I don't have the bonk image saved, but bonk.

>> No.58641472

>>58641379
You were noticed and are obviously not the last chumbie. That will be me when the day comes BTW.

>> No.58641499
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58641499

Luv me some gooby shark

>> No.58641615
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58641615

>>58641379
nice try fag

>> No.58641804

>>58640844
Just a little lower...

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