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58575840 No.58575840 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a little sapling
Short and stout
Here are my roots,
Here is my sprout!
When I get all grown up
Hear me shout:
Dig me up
And pull me out!

>> No.58575918
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>>58575840
You couldn't pull me out of Fauna.

>> No.58575926

I wish I had a mother

>> No.58576026
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>>58575918
I'll pull you out and be crowned King of England, then take Fauna as my wife and queen consort. Get Excalicucked sapling

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>>58576026
Fuck you anon, I will become a scientist in order to make a perfect copy of her while you enjoy my sloppy seconds and then use my new army of perfect fauna clones to conquer back the kingdom.

>> No.58576469

Why did she have to ruin the HoneyWorks MV? She still can't sing for shit, the least she could do is not ruin the hard work everyone else put in but no she doesn't even care

>> No.58576590

>>58576469
Now say that without crying

>> No.58576763

Why did Fauna have to save the HoneyWorks MV? She's obviously the best singer, so she should have self-nerfed to let the others shine but her brilliance just couldn't be repressed. Sugoi.

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>>58576469

>> No.58577251
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>>58576860

>> No.58577268
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>>58576469
reeks of pagpag in here

>> No.58577325

>>58577268
You aren't wrong but that smell is wafting across the whole board right now. 15:45 in Jakarta and 16:45 in Manila

>> No.58577368

>>58577325 (me)
AAAAAIIIIEEE my 24 hour time reps, 19:45 and 20:45*
I'm NA and stayed up all night...

>> No.58577397

>>58576026
>Excalicucked
Kek

>> No.58577501

I somehow really want that Man I Love Fauna hat. Never been a hat guy though, but maybe I can wear it during early walks.

>> No.58578003
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58578003

I miss Fauna

>> No.58578115

where needy saplings memes

>> No.58578715
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>>58578115

>> No.58579951
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58579951

Saplings!

>> No.58580101
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58580101

https://store.gx.me/mods/0uqb91/ceres-fauna-hololiveen

I like it.

>Opera GX
I like it now.

>> No.58580182
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58580182

I like Fauna, but I’m not funny so I can never be a real sapling.

>> No.58580218

>>58580101
Stop trying to shill your shitty chink spyware

>> No.58580312

Previous Sapling Thread
>>58040616

>> No.58580923
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>>58580218
You don't need to be so hostile all the time, anon.

>> No.58580945

>>58577268
Moomposter scared the schizo so badly the catalog is starting to become dry of Fauna bait threads. Curiously enough, now I'm seeing a new influx of Ame bait threads. Really makes you think...

>> No.58580948
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>>58575926
Hush now!

>> No.58581422

>>58580182
I feel this, Fauna loves the "community" normie saps. I can never compete...

>> No.58581869

>>58580945
I had a sneaky suspicion he'd moved on when I had a quiet patrol of smugmooming yesterday. He did have a melty and spam doxx the day before, after I gave him the smug so I think he just snapped. One single image vs jakartaschizo - who would win?

>> No.58582086

>>58581869 me
Spoke too soon

>> No.58585699
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>>58577268
So you and me gonna always be in these huh? Kek

>> No.58586358

>>58585699
Of course sanalite. I have an oath to uphold

>> No.58586594

>>58585699
He does this in every Fauna thread

>> No.58586790

>>58586594
Wrong, only one's that reek of pagpag.
Here's an example from today that didn't fit the bill:
>>58579476

>> No.58587406

>>58586594
makes me wonder why you always see it and are in every fauna thread posted by the schizo. coincidence i guess

>> No.58587421

>>58586594
>outs himself as Jakartan
every time

>> No.58588765

I’m about to squeeb…

>> No.58588913
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58588913

Hey saplings. Do you wanna cuddle with me while you miss fauna?

>> No.58589123
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>>58588913
Please hold me auntie Risu. And if you dont mind can you rub my face with your fluffy tail.

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>>58589123
Of course! Your so adorable here take my tail.

>> No.58590189
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>>58586358
And I seem to have already ingrained it in me to bake these every Friday kek, I've had the tab ready since I woke up
>>58586594
It's ok, I like the smug moomster, he's cool.

>> No.58590588

Saplings are for hugs and headpats!

>> No.58590747
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>>58590588
Yeah but only from Fauna
I don't want any of you homos touching me

>> No.58590924
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58590924

smug saplings get the dung fertilizer
good saps get the expensive formula

>> No.58590955

>>58575840
sap sap sap sap sapling

>> No.58591013
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>>58589561
Thank you auntie Risu, youre so warm just like Fauna.

>> No.58591495

>>58590747
Thats fine.

>> No.58591531
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It has been so hot lately. I'm not sure if these are sweat beads or tears.
The sun fucking sucks.
If only I could sit at Fauna's feet and bask under the shade.

>> No.58591658

>>58591531
I feel that, summer sucks. Havent been able to sleep properly because of the heat.

>> No.58592843
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>>58591531
>sit at Fauna's feet and bask under the shade.
Sounds amazing
Being a little sapling sounds like heaven

>> No.58593332

>>58590189
Good boy!

>> No.58594685

>>58591013
Traitor. Whore.

>> No.58594708
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If Fauna wasn't a weeb she would be drinking pumpkin spice lattes

>> No.58595108

>>58594708
But she does. She's the good parts of a normie stacy and a weeb weirdo rolled into one, that's what makes mommy so powerful.

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>>58589561
> touch fluffy tail

>> No.58597163
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Hey sapling~

>> No.58598584
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No Fauna today either, only saplings…

>> No.58598623
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>>58597163
(To the tune of the Super Mario Bros nes music)
Faufau fau fau fa fau FAU!

>> No.58598881
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58598881

My Fauna birthday merch is getting delivered soon!

>> No.58599631

>>58598881
Yaaaaaaaay!

>> No.58601882
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>>58594685
UUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu why are you saying such mean things uuuuuuUUUUUuuuU cant you see that auntie Risuuuuuuuuu is just keeping me company until Fauna comes back uuuuuuuuuuu

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Uuu~
I'm thinking weird things about Fauna~

>> No.58603220
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>>58601882
Tch... Now you're making me feel bad...
But I stand by it! We are to be touched only by Fauna in this house! You went too far in calling them as warm as Mommy!

>> No.58603982
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58603982

I want to sniff this kirin like you wouldn't believe

>> No.58606186
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>>58603982
She's a very sniffable woman.

>> No.58608823

>>58598584
I told you in the last /uuu/ she isn't streaming until Wednesday AT THE EARLIEST. I got shit on for being a doomposter but you know this retard needs to keep up the kayfabe

>> No.58608968

>>58606186
> pov: new sapling being brainwashed by plant girl pheromones

>> No.58609203
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>>58603982
When Fauna was playing Starfield and her "fan" talked about sniffing her...I kinda got a little hard root.

>> No.58610048

>>58608823
yeah these mothertruckers be coping. you know a no schedule plus "I'll do a members stream and ASMR I promise teehee~" was a no stream week

>> No.58611756
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58611756

Mama Fauna is sexy~

>> No.58612016

Anyone else feel like a retard for buying the MILF hat? I could deal with the JP arc because she genuinely tried. I could deal with COVID+Jetlag...because I believed her.
This tweeting every day for her 3D and not saying if she's streaming or not is just annoying. I'm really not trying to schizo out but can't she just say when she's streaming or not?
I've stayed awake so long the last few days expecting an ASMR like she promised so I might be mad, but god woman, just fucking communicate

>> No.58612441

Where can I get a sapling boyfriend?

>> No.58612535

Where can I get a sapling girlfriend?

>> No.58612612

>>58612441
>>58612535
Congratulations I found a sapling significant other for each of you, I will take your first born as a finders fee.

>> No.58612613

>>58612535
There's no female saplings

>> No.58612711
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>>58612612
alright here you go
it's kinda ugly though...

>> No.58612746

>>58612016
you might need meds, but i agree with the lack of communication part

>> No.58612858

>>58612441
>>58612535
Here

>> No.58612942
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>>58612441
>>58612535
now kiss

>> No.58612960
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>>58612441
>>58612535
Now kiss!

>> No.58612968

>>58612535
/cbdct/ and /MANS/

>> No.58613018
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>>58612942
>>58612960
NOW KISS

>> No.58613347

>>58613018
I was 2 seconds away from posting this and we’d have had to kiss too

>> No.58613420

>>58613347
aha well thank god you didnt haha that would have been awful hahaaaa

>> No.58613448

>>58612858
>>58612942
>>58612960
>>58613018
b-but I'm not a girl... I just wanted a cute femenine sapling boyfriend to cuddle with... I guess I can cosplay as Fauna for this sapling, though I'm tall

>> No.58613530
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>>58613448
Lmao gay

>> No.58613732
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>>58613530
Yes.

>> No.58613747

>>58613530
yes.png

>> No.58613892

>>58613732
Ok fine I have no choice now
:*

>> No.58613967

What is the best position for having sex with Fauna?

>> No.58614418
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>>58613967
amazon position while she caresses your face and calls you her special boy in between the moments when she is kissing you

>> No.58614543

>>58613448
Try femboy dating sites/apps? I know the feeling but I’d never do anything serious with someone from here, there’s not even any age gates

>> No.58614704

>>58614543
I'm using grindr but no one looks like a cute femboy

>> No.58614742

>>58614704
Fetlife has femboys

>> No.58614847

>>58614742
I got recomended fetlife for old ladies, sadly the fetlife scene on my country and city is pretty dead. Though I see if I can find any groups

>> No.58614869

>>58614418
wouldn't that be kinda uncomfortable if neither of us were flexibile

>> No.58615077

>>58614847
> Femboy Lovers
> 13914 members
Also if you’re ok with an online only boi you’ve got the whole world population open to you

>> No.58615195

>>58614869
I want to pretend I'm flexible enough for it. In reality it'd settle for sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

>> No.58615204

>>58615077
The problem with online femboys is that they only want you to subscribe to their OF

>> No.58615739

>>58614869
I am sure Fauna can make an exception for you and your old man hips as long as you make cute moaning sounds

>> No.58615838

>>58615204
There’s a lot of people there who arent OF shills too. None of the people I know there are in it for money

>> No.58615848
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>>58615195
Isn't missionary just reverse amazon position?

>> No.58616146
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I only want to get dressed up and be a pretty femboy for Fauna.
Although if Fauna paired me up with another boy I'd be perfectly fine with that. Mama knows best.

>> No.58616350

>>58615848
I thought that was mating press?

>> No.58616518

>>58616350
Oh yeah my bad, 4am brain

>> No.58617054

>>58616146
There are 785,000 saplings (at least 50% femboys) and only 1 Fauna. I think your chances are good!

>> No.58617738
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>>58617054

>> No.58617834
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>Fauna is all mine because every other sapling is a faggot and they're all too busy fucking each other
A win's a win

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>>58617834
get in line

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>>58617834
>the massive amount of competition I'll have is reduced by half!
>it's still massive
I would kill you get into a raffle for the opportunity to sniff her crotch.

>> No.58619044

uuu im a premature ejaculator uuuu

>> No.58619265
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>No stream today
UUUUUUUUU WHERE IS MOMMY I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT.

>> No.58619284

>Fauna abandons us with no communication
>ASMR stream cancelled
>this is the result

>> No.58619441
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>>58619044
Cute. Imagine how easily you can be made to spurt just from having your little thing teased.

>> No.58619596

>>58619044
> ejaculate the second Fauna touches you with her tongue
> she continues sucking anyway

>> No.58619697

>its another samefagging schizo ERP thread
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

>> No.58620115

>>58619697
I'm using three smart fridges right now to ERP with my self on 4chin

>> No.58620140
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>>58618645
Don't worry! Everyone gets a turn sniffing the Faufau!

>> No.58620393

>>58619441
desu it’s not really something too shameful. If you squeeb too much your dick turns to adamantium and it takes four hours to finish

>> No.58621237

>>58620393
> 4 hours
that quickly?

>> No.58621332

>>58620393
any advice on reaching the 600 hour benchmark?

>> No.58621445

>>58621332
Monster Girl Quest or any similar game. It keeps you too distracted to cum

>> No.58621483

>>58615838
Well, I did a post. Let's see how lucky I am to find one in my country

>> No.58621570

>>58621483
I hope you specific that you need a sapling.

>> No.58622768

>>58575840
>>58578115
>>58603097
>>58603982
>Miss Fauna, miss Fauna~!
"Oh Saps... what were you doing while I was away?"
>waiting for you to come back
>>58578003
>>58592843
>>58595108
>>58597163
Really miss Fauna
>>58609203
>>58614418
That fucking face
>>58619441
I love it when she calls us 'saps' occasionally, teasingly
>>58612016
>>58619265
>>58619284
The absolute biggest problem with HoloEN is the lack of clear communication around schedules.
>>58614869
I will break my fucking bones to accommodate her
>>58619044
Brother, buy some lidocaine spray and spritz it on your dick. You will become superman.
>>58619596
Fucccccck

>> No.58623246

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1702879989316956608
My cute wife

>> No.58623396
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>>58622768
>I love it when she calls us 'saps' occasionally, teasingly
It's hot for sure. But is she calling us "saps" because we're silly and foolish? Or because we leak lots of sap when we hear her voice?

>> No.58623442

>>58575840
In the land of Hololive, where dreams take their shape
There's a VTuber named Fauna, with charisma and grace
With her forest of fans, she'll gladly embrace
Her saps and saplings, in this digital space

In the world of streaming, she sings and she plays
Fauna's energy, it never decays
For her saplings' support, she always conveys
Gratitude and love in so many ways

With laughter and joy, she dances on screen
Her saplings cheer loud, their hearts all agleam
In this digital realm, they form a close team
Ceres and her saps, the perfect dream

>> No.58623834

>>58623396
Yes

>> No.58624991

>>58623442
Nice poem sapling. I'm sure Fauna would love it if she ever sees it.

>> No.58625169

>>58621570
I did

>> No.58627121
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58627121

Saplings! Divegrass will begin again in 12 hours and /uuu/ will be playing the 2nd game at 16:40 UTC. I hope you will come and cheer on the team for the knockout stage! Link below.

https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

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>>58627121
Thanks!

>> No.58627365

Fauna isnt your friend

>> No.58627516

>>58627365
neither are you, doesn't mean we cant get a lil freaky deaky ;]

>> No.58627563

>>58627365
Obviously, you can't be friends with the perfect representation of your innermost sexual desires

>> No.58629000
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58629000

s-squeeeb...

>> No.58629422

do you think Fauna squeebs when she cums

>> No.58630492

>>58629422
She uuu’s
she squeebs when she squirts

>> No.58630720

>>58630492
> squuueeb

>> No.58631084
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My wife would never do anything to hurt me.

>> No.58631677

>>58631084
Fauna will put you into the ground <3

>> No.58632146

I want Fauna to hurt me but not in the bad way

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