Apply now, this is your big chance

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>>58572147
The big chance to get rid off your virginity!

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>>58572147
lol, inb4 2k ccv debut

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they should MYSTA ZIAON,NINA YUGO poster application

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>another mixed gen

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They'll just hire another 100k shitters like ILUNA

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>>58572147
almost time

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>>58572147

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>>58572147
But Nijisanji only wants streamers.

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>>58572147
I AM NOT GONNA STOP APPLYING UNTIL I GOT IN AND RAPE POMUUU. MARK MY WORD

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>>58574610
If you ever do get in, please recreate the Kyo Enna situation where you off collab with her and joke about cucking her fans

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is there any point applying if you have a real job?
the revenue share is so low I cant imagine anyone but hopeless people with no other options applying

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>>58575227
Joke???

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>>58572147
chance to fuck some hmong us pussy?

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>>58575272
Its all about the eceleb clout, if you're an attention seeker then it's worth it

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>>58572147

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>>58572147
UOHHHHHH ROSEMI-SAMA I'M GOING TO WAPE YOU!

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>>58572147
So is flooding the market actually a good strategy on Niji's part, or would pouring more resources (i.e. increasing the 2%, buying software or hardware, etc) into existing, successful talents be a more reasonable strategy? I don't know business so I genuinely have no idea how the market bares this out.

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>>58572147
I would consider it if they let me choose my own name. No way I'm passing auditions just to get called Doppio or Vantacrow.

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>>58575272
If you turn out to actually be a decent vtuber and can avoid being sabotaged like zaion you might be able to use it as a stepping stone to hololive

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>>58578318
That only have worked one time, and it's questionable as a stepping stone since niji barely increase her popularity.

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I just want to get hired so I can call Pomu and Selen cute directly.

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>>58578782
Nijintern here. I'm writing down your IP so that we know to block your application.

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>>58572147
>applying to a sinking ship

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>>58578318
>stepping stone to hololive
Not happening ever. Luna was enough drama and that was when they were still the dark horse

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>>58578318
NijiEN has painted themselves into a corner
>Won't hire anybody unless they're already established and have numbers
>Offers so little that only unestablished newbies and vtubing outsiders would want to apply in the first place
Anybody that Nijisanji would hire either already qualifies for Hololive and is being filtered out, or is a JP talent trying to skip out on doing VTA.

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>>58572147
the shortest way to be able fuck your oshi.

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>>58572147
>Fluency in english is a must
Sure and they have meloco on the poster. Just hire more jp with shit english and have leach from the 11 audience

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>>58580292
That bit was added in the most recent version of the application, likely because of Meloco.

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>>58578877
>Nijintern /here/
yeah, we know.

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Where should an aspiring indie apply to instead of niji, besides the obvious answer of Hololive?

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>>58574610
Luca and Wilson already got some fairy pussy, you are too late, unless you like them loose.

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no thanks. i am a catholic boy who loves jesus. my faith will not be swayed by whores and males who will instantly want to suck my dick.

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>>58580564
anywhere beggars can't be choosers

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>>58580564
anything but wactor honestly

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>>58580564
Just keep chugging as an indie. If you can manage to get 500+ viewers you’ll make significantly more than you would make in 2% and competitive with hololive minus all the bullshit behind the scenes work and restrictions

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>>58575272
Mysta bought a house in PH for his mom after less than / roughly a year of streaming. If you can be one of the more popular members, the income can be better, but isn't all that bad.
A 6 digits annual income likely beats most junior office jobs except perhaps the few really well paying ones.

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>>58580564
Male? Niji is your best option.
Female? Unless you really want to play with your oshi then almost any other corpo.

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>>58580564
If you're a male, stay indie and keep your ear to the ground for male opportunities, because they're rare in vtubing, but do exist.
If you're female, literally just make it as a /lig/ger and you'll probably be fine. Small corpos as well. People shit on Phase and idol, but Fishman and the Jews clearly have decent compensation packages. Even if you can't make the cut there, other small corpos crop up all the time.

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>>58577491
In terms of easy money, Nijisanji’s current strategy of spending little with multiple revenue sources works and is appealing to soulless shareholders, as shitty as it is.
But Cover’s method of spending more and helping their talents works out better in terms of visibility. Mori getting to do a One Piece song demonstrates that.

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>>58578318
>stepping stone
low 3 view/2 view corpo popularity is the most you can do for using as a stepping stone. It's what we have seen work in the past (Rosemi, Baelz). Anything more popular than that and you will be too much drama for cover to consider poaching you.
I would say good stepping stones corpos right now are kawaii, pixel, prism (dubious because cover probably doesn't want to antagonize Sony), vreverie maybe but they have been growing lately.

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>>58580704
>>58580952
Playing devil's advocate here. It's easy to say "just stick with it", but you have examples like a recently debut goth girl who streamed for 5 years and barely got anywhere on that account.
And while the established small corpos are good and compelling, there are dozens of micro corpos that you don't hear about that are unironically worse than any memes you've seen about nijisanji or Wactor. Just look at /corpo/ and how a micro corpo literally just had all of its talents walk away just days before debut due to drama and their CEO being an unironic groomer.

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>>58572147
>this is your big chance
chance for what? loose 98% of my income? no thanks lol

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>>58580345
I still wonder how Meloco got into NijiEN in the first place. Her accent is far thicker than Millie who already had a heavy accent. And there’s no way they didnt know that her English wasn’t up to scratch during the auditions phase.

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>>58581608
>And there’s no way they didnt know that her English wasn’t up to scratch during the auditions phase
Of course she knew it wasn't up to scratch. She basically crammed as much English learning as she could right before joining. Her goal wasn't even EN. It was JP, but she, as well as Kotoka, didn't want to go through the VTA scheme, so bypassed it by applying straight to EN.

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>>58572147
Piss off

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>>58572147
>Apply to a dying branch
No thanks
You can have 2% sis

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>>58572147
To fuck a Nijigirl?
Nah they are all ugly and disgusting, i'll pass.

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Just apply to either phase or idol at this point, there you get choose your model and get a much better cut from what I remember

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>>58580844
I dont think that random chink fujo money is ever going to happen ever again

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>>58580564
For female there is VSPO EN

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>>58585105
What about males?

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>>58585190
The money will still be around, but only for the remaining members of Luxiem and Noctyx. It's just too hard to get those fans to move onto other male talents not only due to the sheer time commitment, but also because those fans dont care about the new guys playing vidya.

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>>58580704
Two percent is only from merchandise, isn' it?

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>>58572147
>2%
no thanks

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>Fluency in English is a must
Never gets old reading that.

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>>58572147
why would I join just to deal with luca and his pile of used goods?

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>>58572147
>Need 100k metrics to join
>If you have 100k followers/subs etc. why the fuck join?

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>>58586495
you get a harem of women with low standards

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>>58587108
>join for pussy
>all the girls are mid and mentally ill
>pushed around by the faggot Luca because he has seniority and 10x the status you will ever have because of chink fujo inflated subcount
nothxjeff

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>>58580609
My giant phallus will make everyhole basically brand new.
>>58578877
So calling pomu cute is not okay but raping her is acceptable? Ogey

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>>58587794
>all girls are mentally ill
ftfy.

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>>58580564
Unless you have aspirations to be a popular singing/dancing idol and get a lot of eyes on your content, you will be fine in most small corpos as a female. If you're a guy just get a real job.

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Pomu?

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>>58580564
Myholotv of course that's how a certain holoen started

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>>58572147
>all genders

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>>58585842
don't apply

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>>58572222
checked and kek'd

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>>58581108
To be fair Mori is basically the only person who gets to do what she wants. IRyS has been complaining about how management restricts her from doing songs she actually wants to do for a year now.
Myth in general get pretty special treatment and I will also say that while not nearly as big as a one piece sponsorship there is a somewhat similar project pomu got to do https://youtu.be/8jzcUzbPH2c

It also took Mori losing over half her viewership over 2 years and being rejected by management for collabs and releasing albums about how /vt/ fucked with her so much it mind broke her before management started shilling her more.

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>>58572147
if my dream was to be a vtuber, i'd rather give up on that dream than join this company

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why would one want to apply to a dying EN branch?