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Someone explain to me how they are so shit at every game they play? It goes beyond not being gamers and being VN addicts, they lack basic common sense. It takes them 30 minutes to figure out how to press E on a prop - the ONE mechanic in prop hunt. It takes them *hours* to figure out how to build a pickaxe in minecraft.

What is their defect

>> No.58504691

>>58504643
merely pretending

>> No.58504744

>>58504643
they're dogs

>> No.58504776

>>58504643
Because their job is to appeal to literal manbabies.

>> No.58504836

speedtranny xisters... they lost 1.07% cumulative dps conditional on frame perfect play...

>> No.58505072

>>58504691
dyrbi

>> No.58505466

It's kayfabe to be cuter.

>> No.58505645

Honestly I was expecting them to HESS when playing OoT because that would have been the funniest shit to happen live.

>> No.58505938

>>58504643
I think it's they not being used to keyboard and mouse gameplay. They seem more comfortable with controllers.

>> No.58506421

>>58504643
They share a single brain cell

>> No.58506933

>>58504643
They aren't gamers, they are anime watchers

>> No.58506961

>>58506933
>It goes beyond not being gamers and being VN addicts, they lack basic common sense
Already addressed this

>> No.58506997

>>58504776
Pretty sure manbabies are the ones that care how well women play video games.

>> No.58507040

>>58506997
I don't care how well women play video games. I watch hololive. That said, there's a point where being unable to perform basic actions becomes painful to watch. There's no gameplay, obviously, but you miss out on zatsu because they sit there struggling for ages.

>> No.58507042

All of Advent besides Biboo is either shit or meh at games. Worst gen game skills wise by far.
Shiori didn't really play much to show if she's a gamer, while Rissa chickens out of higher difficulties and didn't even know you could click with the mouse wheel.

>> No.58507095

>>58507042
>didn't even know you could click with the mouse wheel
I barely ever play games and even I know that, how the fuck is she so tech illiterate?

>> No.58507414

>>58506997
Literally the opposite. Manbabies are grown ass men with the mental capacity of a toddler, and toddlers only like watching other toddlers or those who behave like one. They don't know the concept of skill.

>> No.58507503

>>58507414
So which Holostar is your oshi?

>> No.58507603

>>58507503
he doesn't even watch them, he's here to shit on other people to take his mind off his miserable life

>> No.58507667

>>58504776
Sister, your tail is showing

>> No.58507690

>>58507503
Did I hit too close to home?

>> No.58507791

>>58504836
>>58506997
its just midly vexing to see someone be dumb on stream to something you understand is not really complicated. Perhaps you have experienced it tol

>> No.58507808

>>58507690
Only insofar as I now feel like the dad in the "are you winning, son?" meme.

>> No.58507811
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58507811

>>58504643
they only play VNs and watch anime. And they're very enjoyable to watch.

>> No.58507855

>>58507811
I love their zatsu and retro game content, which is why I find their other streams so vexing

>> No.58507874

>>58504643
They're pretending to be cute. It's part of the grift.

>> No.58507913

>>58504643
They are women. Women are bad at video games.

>> No.58508411

>>58507913
But they are the worst in EN by a mile

>> No.58509106

>>58508411
idk man moom is pretty bad at anything more complex than press "w" to walk

>> No.58509177

>>58509106
... and the twins probably had to be coached for half an hour on how movement works. They don't understand basic controls

>> No.58509450

>>58504643
They need to schedule some streams with games that use kbd/mouse. They were doing mostly OK in night shift. They tend to be much worse with controls during collabs. I think if they did regular Minecraft streams their autism would have them practicing offstream.

>> No.58509931

>>58504643
can YOUR dog play vidya games?

>> No.58510984

>>58506961
They are female women anon

>> No.58513010

>>58504643
>Someone explain to me how they are so shit at every game they play?
theyre women

>> No.58513186

>>58507791
that's your autism
they are not hyperfocused on gaining 0.0002 DKP more per raid, they are thinking "How do we make this stream entertaining for viewers"

>> No.58513783

>>58513186
Watching them spend an hour learning how a single hotkey works is not "making the stream entertaining". Now, Fuwamoco have charisma and are entertaining despite this, but nothing about the way they struggle is beneficial to the stream

>> No.58515596

>>58504643
They pretend to be retarded to look "cute"

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58517587

>>58504643
agreed

>> No.58517871

>>58504643
They used to play games on controller, not keyboard and mouse.
They are extremely girly, rather than gamers. Too girly.
Mococo is really dumb. Fuwawa is a bit smarter though.

>> No.58517977

>>58507042
>All of Advent besides Biboo is either shit or meh at games
This is true

>> No.58518024

>>58504643
don't know, don't care. their job is to be cute and make me smile and they're doing a great job at both.

>> No.58518237

>>58504836
"speedtranny" lmao
....but seriously though why do so many speedrunners and game optimizers turn out to be trannies
I understand the correlation because they're autists I guess but I dont understand the causation

>> No.58518475

>>58518237
>autists are significantly more likely to troon out
>most speedrunners are autistic
>this causes an overrepresentation of troons in an otherwise niche hobby
that's all there's to it. i don't know what you mean by causation in this case

>> No.58518561

>>58504691
If they were actually good at Apex, they would get many more viewers. They aren’t. Instead, they find other ways to get viewers. Bijou gets viewers by playing better. Everyone finds a way.

>> No.58519042

>>58504643
they're game grumps, but vtubers. Lots of noises and playing games poorly for "reactions."

>> No.58520063

>>58518237
Speedrunners speedrun for attention
Trannies troon for attention
Speedrunners become trannies for double attention

>> No.58520368 [DELETED] 

>>58518237
>>58520063
I too was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning."
I'm thinking it's a lack of work ethic. "Go fast" rather than "do it right".

>> No.58520733

>>58518237
Most normal people don't have the patience for something like game optimization. If you're asking why autists go troon so often, it's because they struggle with fitting in more so than most people, and trannies will take literally anyone. It takes zero effort to be "transgender" and reap that validation and sense of community.

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