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Previous Thread: >>58294126

>> No.58312661
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.58312696

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.58312865
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I need to make this womanchild a mother.

>> No.58312921

love all the schoor girl art

>> No.58312951
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>>58312865
I'm making good progress on that.

>> No.58312952
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>gura returns
>suddenly I feel with the most energy I've been in ages
seriously it was bizarre not even talking about just motivation, like even physically I felt stronger

>> No.58313013

No stream today. Damn it. No Twitter activity means no stream

>> No.58313066
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>>58312952
I'm probably still gonna feel like crap until a normal stream, for the usual reasons that will be timelooped and argued over until the end of time

>> No.58313086

>>58312952
>Ghosted the very next day
Kek

>> No.58313110

>>58313013
she said we'll see her at the anniversary

>> No.58313117
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>>58313013
anniversary soon brotha we gotta hold on till then

>> No.58313137

>>58312952
if we could harness all her energy we would be able to advance mankind evolution at elast 200 years ahead.

>> No.58313146

>>58313110
She said we'll see her soon.

>> No.58313269

>>58313146
You know exactly what she meant by that kek, she was planning to ghost all along.

>> No.58313341

who gives a fuck anymore

>> No.58313369

>>58313131
She's not going to do a solo stream for it. The collab relay is all you're getting, and it counts for an entire month's worth of streams.

>> No.58313385

>>58313341
Me.

>> No.58313384

>>58313085
same desu

>> No.58313487

>>58313369
>Only shows up to stream an outfit reveal and an anniversary, both of which are probably mandated
>"See? It was only a 3 week break this time!"
I don't count holidays, special streams, or anniversaries. She's still ghosting you chumcucks

>> No.58313539

>>58313341
(You), since you still come back here to post.

>> No.58313562
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>>58313487
>d-doesn't count

>> No.58313623

>>58313562
Keep coping if it makes you feel better that your oshi only streams when management forces her.

>> No.58313638

>>58313385
Good for you
>>58313539
I'm taking a shit right now

>> No.58313650

>>58313623
Where was the mandated merch?

>> No.58313676
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>>58313369
I like collabs tho, myth are not my fav group but the last couple ones have been fun and with 5 of them in a row one of them must be pretty sweet

>> No.58313698

>>58313650
Kiara didn't have merch either, it clearly wasn't mandated this time round

>> No.58313739

i wish gura actually like streaming and interacting with us

i wish i knew what it is we are doing to make her hate us

>> No.58313779

Gura is a 9 year old elementary school student and you guys are fine with this?

>> No.58313787

>>58313739
Correct your post, else you'll have people yelling "ESL".

>> No.58313829

>>58313739
>>58313739
>i wish i knew what it is we are doing to make her hate us
Tards stalking her family and friends and harassing them constantly, probably fed up with all the doxx schizos

>> No.58313892

>>58313829
Why does she have to punish the rest of us because a few people are scum?

>> No.58313899

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>> No.58313901

>>58313779
I'm her recorder.

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>>58313779
Does this look like a 9 year old?

>> No.58313970
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>>58313779
Does this look like a 9 year old? Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>> No.58313979

>>58313949
You glow

>> No.58314001

>>58313892
Nice victim blaming, asshole

>> No.58314011 [SPOILER] 
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>>58313979
It's just your imagination

>> No.58314033
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>>58313970
Gura doesn't know what booba Gura is.

>> No.58314038

>>58313899
I pinned her as having manic depressive cycles but sureni can believe this. She may also have a substance abuse problem.

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>>58313899
I'll enjoy her highs and be patient for her lows, luv this goober

>> No.58314155

online

>> No.58314211

>>58313892
We can't even get the resident schizo out of this mongolian basket-weaving thread. Schizos ruin everything, and this will be true until the end of time. The only way to stabilize into a healthy state is to quarantine them from affecting others.

>> No.58314223

>>58314155
Enjoy your 12 views

>> No.58314242
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>>58314211
I doubt gura gives a shit about them

>> No.58314340

>>58314242
idk maybe not anymore, which answers the original question

>> No.58314407

>>58313269
>>58313086
It's not ghosting if she tells us when the next stream is retards, at least use words correctly.

>> No.58314427
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>>58314155
Funny "online" poster.
Why does shitposting seem so repetitive and boring now? Am I just getting too old and used to it?

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>> No.58314523
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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>> No.58314537

>>58314479
>>58314523
fuck off anti

>> No.58314550

>>58314523
T o T

>> No.58314569
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.58314619
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With the decline in Gura content I've found myself getting more and more hooked by shitty romance anime

>> No.58314681

>>58314619
Any recs?

>> No.58314842

Is Gura a fembud?

>> No.58314925

why gura school uniform not have red sex backpack?

>> No.58314928

>>58314407
>It's okay for her to take a month long break with no contact or explanation as long as we get a definitive return date
Kek

>> No.58314952
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>>58314842
no, she antis herself

>> No.58314989

>>58314925
Cover are fucking hacks and botched her new model. It's fucking garbage, one of the worst in EN

>> No.58315018

What is this collab relay? Are they all doing separate collabs with other EN members or are they doing a big Myth collab. But a myth collab doesn't make sense for a collab relay.

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>>58314925
Gura's sex backpack is canonically blue now.

>> No.58315047

>>58314928
>It's okay
that's a different question, it still objectively not what ghosting is, also the collab it's like 2 days away bozo chillax

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>>58314681
I won't claim to have good tastes but I liked Sakura-sou no Pet na Kanojo and right now im working through Oregairu. Honestly the things that get me hooked on a show, good or bad, is if I like the art style and there is a least one really cute girl in it.

>> No.58315115

>>58314155
And yet she's not streaming today. You said before that when that person is online, that means she's streaming that day

>> No.58315120

>>58315047
There's literally no reason she couldn't stream today other than she just doesn't care.

>> No.58315175
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>>58315018
it's 5 different collabs, gura will most likely be UNO, don't know if the other girls also chose a regular game or they are planning something special

>> No.58315184

>>58315018
Five different one hour myth collabs. One on each channel

>> No.58315198

>>58315115
No I didn't. In fact it's almost always the opposite.
Also, I was talking about myself. I am online now because I am in this thread. I'm not sure why you are trying to ascribe some other meaning to it.

>> No.58315215

>>58314989
Nope. The new outfit is super fucking cute. Her rigging has always been the same. Try another shitposting angle

>> No.58315293

>>58315198
No. You always say when that person is offline, she isnt streaming and is with that person. Owned, next

>> No.58315325
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>>58315198
>gura almost always streams when I can't watch her
how does she do it? on the silver lining it took me like more than a week to catch up to all the VODs of august so the drought didn't felt too bad

>> No.58315344

WIFE

>> No.58315374

Cute wife likes!

>> No.58315384

Cute likes

>> No.58315394

UUOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.58315398
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>>58315215
It's really bad any angle you look at it. The design is uninspired, the accessories are barebones, the rigging is shit as always, it gets mogged by fucking neurosama for christ sake. It's a bad model, and her lackluster presentation didn't help

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>>58315067
Oh I've already seen those, I liked them. I thought you meant newer series, since I haven't watched animu in a while. For me, it's Irohasu...I guess?

>> No.58315443

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>> No.58315445
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>>58315293
listen anon, there are literally only 4 possible scenarios and I've seen them twist all 4 of them to their schizo rrats, that's part of the reason why that particular shitpost is so boooring, it's pretty predicatable

>> No.58315486

When is the Gura bread game releasing on Steam?

>> No.58315494
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>>58315406
Im only watching one currently airing romance show but I'm not gonna recommend it because after a decent start it got pretty shitty. Im mainly just catching up on things that I planned to watch in the past but haven't yet.

>> No.58315505 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.58315553
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She's really only focusing on her favorite artists and leaving all the mediocre ones to rot... Gura hates the casual artist!

>> No.58315560

I hate waiting until half the thread shouts WIFE just to check if the likes are real
fuckin sick of this, elon and his rate limited shit

>> No.58315566

>>58315398
>uneven socks
0点

>> No.58315627
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>> No.58315664

My wife is a baby...

>> No.58315672

I know its late so I don't want to get my hopes up but what if...

>> No.58315698

>>58315560
Fucking seriously. I'm not even looking for untagged art anymore, please post it in the thread anyone who has any

>> No.58315733

>>58315672
she's probably gonna watch fauna play todds masterpiece, don't get your hopes up

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members frame any second now.. right?

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>>58315698

>> No.58315936

>>58315560
Are you using tweetdeck? Never got rate limited using that

>> No.58315958
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>>58315827

>> No.58316013

New Gura likes? I swear I checked a couple hours ago and didn't seem them. Now look

>> No.58316039

>>58315751
Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

>> No.58316054

>>58315398
I guess we know why she didn't bother to do a fan guessing segment, whatever art the fans guessed would have annihilated the actual outfit.

>> No.58316111

死にたい

>> No.58316124

>>58316054
Nobody guessed any of the cute details that make the outfit good.

>> No.58316134

>>58312645
starting college at 21 but I have so much anxiety and my parents are pissed that I neeted the last 3 years

>> No.58316163

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>> No.58316199 [DELETED] 

>>58316163
Life is not worth living without gura gonna hang myself soon and show it to gura that blood is in her hands

>> No.58316213

>all this threadshitting out of nowhere
looks like comfy hours (minus the schizo) are over

>> No.58316248

>>58316199
Better correct your post, else people will start calling you "ESL".

>> No.58316276

>>58316213
You should work on your filters, anon.

>> No.58316292

>>58316124
Cover did gura dirty with this outfit, especially compared to ame, why are you riding their dick so hard

>> No.58316296 [DELETED] 

>>58316213
I hate myself
I hate other anons
I hate all vtubers
I don't know why people like vtubers they earn money doing the most fakest shit imaginable seriously women don't care about men we are disposable atm machines y bother?

>> No.58316306

>>58316199
I am gonna goom to your lifeless dangling body

>> No.58316325

>>58316296
You seem to really like /ggg/ though.

>> No.58316337

>>58316296
Nobody cares, attention whore. This isn't just true for you, but for everyone. People don't care about others, they have their own life to deal with.

>> No.58316342

>>58316292
Gura's outfit is what she asked for, very cute, and I like it much more than Ame's outfit which has a bad theme and is carried by jiggling sacks of fat.

>> No.58316389

>>58315398
>>58316054
Look at these 2 schizos. I saw all the fan art. Most of them had her all covered up from head to toe. That is boring. The school outfit is super cute. The outfit is great, her rigging is never going to be.

>> No.58316399 [DELETED] 

>>58316337
Faggots like you are why I hate this world kill yourself

>> No.58316435
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>>58316342
>jiggling sacks of fat
and how

>> No.58316440

>>58316342
>Bad theme
Kek that's literally the best part of her outfit, you must be trolling

>> No.58316449

>>58316292
GURA REQUESTED THIS OUTFIT YOU FUCKING SCHIZO. AME LOOKS RETARDED IN THAT SPACE SUIT

>> No.58316499

>>58316199
same desu

>> No.58316526

>>58316342
I realize where I am but I happen to like titties, and the space theme is neat

>> No.58316528

>>58316440
I simply dislike the theme. That's my personal opinion and I would much rather have a loli Ame schoolgirl outfit over it.

>> No.58316532

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>> No.58316556

>>58316134
i neeted two years before uni and one year before my masters, you'll be ok. Try to make friends with people, itll make classes more enjoyable

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>>58316213
Ignoring threadshitting is actually pretty easy for me these days.

>> No.58316566

>>58316449
>All caps
Lol you mad? Gura got mogged, her outfit is clearly the worst of the bunch.

>> No.58316619

>>58316559
Indirect replies are still replies

>> No.58316647

>>58316134
>only 3 years
aha.. haa. haa..... You'll be fine. You're still well within the normal range society expects.

>> No.58316699

>>58316559
I'm getting better at categorizing reportable posts. A skill I wasn't expecting to develop.

>> No.58316783 [DELETED] 

>>58316699
I categorize your comment as hatespeech, enjoy your ban

>> No.58316852

>>58315398
Those stockings look retarded, hopefully Vedel overdoses and dies.

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>>58316699
I just report all of them and let the mods sort it out. They don't seem to mind as long as I don't start blatantly misreporting.

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Dew it...

>> No.58316870

>>58316783
Fortunately, improper use of the report system can result in a ban. They've already thought of that one.

>> No.58316887

>>58316783
I categorize your comment as retarded, enjoy sniffing glue

>> No.58316916

>>58315398
Thank you AI overlords for inventing schoolgirls and schoolgirl uniforms

>> No.58316958

>>58316855
I've gotten to that point now, wish it would've come sooner. It's great that it immediately hides the post as well, so I can't even be baited to reply.

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>>58316887
Woah woah woah woah.. woah, lets not throw shots at glue chads here.

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What are we eating today cumbuds?

>> No.58317253 [DELETED] 

The outfit is just to pander to lolicon pedophile manchildren. It's grim and sad that you faggots are even alive

>> No.58317285

>>58317028
I categorize your comment as stinky, take a shower

>> No.58317292

and yet you're still here, seething

>> No.58317313

>>58314928
I didn't say it's okay, I just said you're retarded for using the word incorrectly, there's plenty of shit to complain about, but you make yourself look stupid when you whine about something that you're wrong about.

>> No.58317336 [DELETED] 

>>58317292
We'll see who's laughing when gura retires chumcuck

>> No.58317362

>>58317215
Damn that looks good, stop making me hungry..

>> No.58317416 [DELETED] 

Gura cucks are the worst vermin this board has to offer. A lot of people are antis because you shit the catalog and everywhere I go I find you fucks in one of the threads. NIJISANJI DEMANDS AN ANSWER I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. THIS IS A WAR BETWEEN NIJISANJI AND HOLOLIVE DO NOT FUCK WITH NIJICHADS FAGGOT

>> No.58317436

>>58317336
maybe in about 5-10 years

>> No.58317443

>>58317215
I'm getting one of those once I get out of work.

>> No.58317502 [DELETED] 

I hate chumbuds please just fuck off from /vt/ you faggots are so obnoxious

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>> No.58317568

>>58317215
mac and cheese

>> No.58317612 [DELETED] 

Im going to make a bot to flood this shitty thread. Chumbuds deserve to feel every ounce of pain I encountered in my life

>> No.58317633
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Are they doing the falseflagging game?

>> No.58317691

>>58315560
Did she do new likes today? I didn't notice what she liked yesterday.

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this is getting kinda funny, if it weren't so sad..

>> No.58317730

>>58317215
I still have a pot full of curry I made from days ago, so it'll be curry, rice, and veggies again lol.

>> No.58317781

>>58317691
yeah, she liked a couple new outfit posts about an hour ago

>> No.58317799

>>58316292
The only good part of Ame's outfit is the hair and when she does the exposed shoulder, the spacesuit fully on looks like dogshit imo.

>> No.58317885

>>58317781
She's warming up to us again! I love shark wife so much!

>> No.58317918

>>58317691
She liked chloe around when she retweeted the outfit reveal, liked sameanko's pic around when she replied to Ame, and liked four more pictures about 47 minutes ago.

>> No.58318137

Does Gura like scented candles?

>> No.58318173

>>58317729
no anon I think it's just funny

>> No.58318194

when will Gura embrace the light of Tiberium?

>> No.58318201

>>58318137
Yes, she bought one that smelled like girls room

>> No.58318225

>>58318201
That's not a scented candle, that's a scent spray thingie.

>> No.58318353 [DELETED] 

I AM BETTER THAN CHUMBUDS
PROOF: <------

>> No.58318414

I miss up to date sneeze soundposts

>> No.58318501 [DELETED] 

>>>/pol/440981547

>> No.58318506
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I'm gonna watch the All Back cover right now.

>> No.58318570

>>58318506
Proof???????????

>> No.58318593 [DELETED] 

>>>/gif/25809885

>> No.58318683

why is he linking tranny threads here

>> No.58318753

>>58318501
??????

>> No.58318766

>>58318570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQ4P-vI3JI
Kyoufuu (強風)means "strong wind"
"all back" refers to wind blowing all your bangs/hair back

>> No.58318808

>>58318766
oh, I thought it was a fart joke.

>> No.58318834

>>58318766
Wait that's the meaning of the song? I should probably look up a translation or something

>> No.58318950 [DELETED] 

here for the daily laugh at chumcope

>> No.58319030

>>58318834
Yep, the lyrics are literally about someone trying to presumably get to school but the wind is strong and making it difficult. Also she sees some pigeons fighting.

>> No.58319115

>>58319030
Did Gura ever talk about the bird crepe thing or was that only on Kiara's stream? I can't remember.

>> No.58319314
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>> No.58319534

Are you a cherd or a nad?

>> No.58319664

Advent is trying to do a group minecraft stream today since the last one was a bust right? There's a chance Gooba shows up.

>> No.58319691
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58319691

This shitposting is lame.

>> No.58319829

>>58319664
She might crash it if Advent starts doing smaller Minecraft streams, particularly the dogs, but she won't touch a full gen one.

>> No.58319999 [SPOILER] 
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58319999

what if
gura set up an announcement stream
its content is a mystery
but she comes to you
and tells you
with a wicked smile
"i could show you a preview of it if you want ;P"
so you come to her house
she has you sit on a chair
she plays some sensual tunes
she is fixing up some drinks
then she slams a sledge into your head
cracking it open like an egg
the last thing you hear
is her greedily slurping up
what remains of your brains
slurp slurp
slurp

>> No.58320218
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>>58319999
I'd prefer it if she sank her razor sharp teeth into me, but that would be okay too. I literally want to get killed and eaten by Gura. It would be bliss..

>> No.58320253

>>58319691
Your oshi is lame

>> No.58320281

what if gura streamed again

>> No.58320387

Can we all agree to celebrate Gura's cover and not throw other members under the bus in the comment section of her cover?

>> No.58320487

There's no reason Gura couldn't stream today. She just doesn't care and didn't want to see us.
It's going to be the exact same after the anniversary collabs. I hope you enjoyed her talking to us during yesterday's stream, because it's the last time she's going to do it for at least another month.

>> No.58320502

>>58320387
Is there anyone talking about Gura's comment section other than the people shitting it up? No one ever posts nice things.

>> No.58320505

>>58320387
okay, fine, this is new enough for me to stop and ask what you're even talking about

>> No.58320543 [DELETED] 

>>58317253
I hope you at least came when you were fucked as a kid, anon.

>> No.58320845

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

>> No.58320943

>>58320505
dunno why I even bothered to check, it just looks normal, like a comment section
though I will, once again, note that despite the claims so many make they are visibly just as desperate as some of us, there's already two thousand fucking comments on that, more the blue horizon

>> No.58320945
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>>58320281
It would be very warm and delicious

>> No.58321381
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child

>> No.58321387
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58321387

my wife

>> No.58321388
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58321388

I've noticed in recent years that girls seem to be into me. Is it because I always wear cheap black t-shirts with blues jeans made by Denver Hayes and a boring Dickies belt?
I'm not joking, women and even men seem to be really into me, is it also my working man bod that I've developed over the years and also that I'm forklift certified?
I also have a theory that some people are attracted to my "super cool and mysterious" nature. No, you assholes, I'm just super introverted, awkward, and have a probably irrational fear of intimacy.

>> No.58321421
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>> No.58321453

i accidentally refreshed my tweetdeck and now i'm rate limited again
fucking god damn shit fuck ass dick

>> No.58321488

>>58321381
Sequel to Luigi's Mansion denden.

>> No.58321523

>>58321388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiBHT6yc_wE&t=4430s

>> No.58321571

>>58321453
is it possible that the tweetdeck is making us rate limited faster than we would be if we weren't using it

>> No.58321586

I'm extremely horny for fembuds.

>> No.58321658
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58321658

I found proof that Gura is an agent of Satan coming to corrupt all of us upstanding citizens into degenerate goomers. She must be stopped.

>> No.58321732

>>58321658
I've been gooming tons to fembuds lately, you might be onto something.

>> No.58321772

>>58320387
Doing a bit of scrolling it seemed like 98% positive comments, and I didn't see anything about other members, so I'm a bit confused.

>> No.58321795
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>>58321523
I wanna go back..

>> No.58321860

WIFE LIKES

>> No.58321874

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

>> No.58321877
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58321877

>>58321860

>> No.58321943
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>>58321388
You should be happy. I'm always being ignored, no one comes to talk to me unless they need me to do something for them, like at work. I feel transparent.

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>>58321860

>> No.58321981

I need a fembud in my life.

>> No.58322029

>>58321795
we all wanna go back

>> No.58322037

>>58321571
I mean, it's essentially just multiple timelines being loaded at the same time. It's absolutely making users rate limit faster

>> No.58322110

>>58316566
No one is mad. You gotta type in all caps when talking to retards. Gura's outfit was the best of the bunch. Stay jealous that she's more successful and popular than your oshi. You thought it was Cover who selected the outfit for her. LOL FUCKING TARD

>> No.58322160

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111653260

>> No.58322185

>>58322037
But I only have Gura's user and an activity column filtered to her that doesn't show anything cause she doesn't have any recent tweets. Does the filtering mean the filtered tweets count too cause it seems like it's too fast.

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58322186

>>58322160

>> No.58322244

>>58320387
No one here is throwing anyone under the bus. Stop believing the shitposters are chumbuds. They aren't.

>> No.58322670
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58322670

Gooba I love you! Gooba I need you! Gooba I want you! Gooba let's cyb0rseggz!

>> No.58322799

Gura will never cyb0rseggz us, she'll instead have real sex with Ame, Fauna, Shion, and Okayu.

>> No.58322824
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58322824

>watch anime to distract from no Gura
>catshark scene in the show
nyo my emotions..

>> No.58322839

The fuck is wrong with Gura discord?
I thought it's like the most popular source of any Gura-related info.
But fuck, this is probably the most toxic fanbase there ever.
Mods are hostile and just brush any problems under the rug, creating a circlejerk of mindless fags sucking each other off.
There are a metric fuckton of rules, which are actually not followed - either you a mindless drone following what every other lemming says or you "do not belong".
It's literally like twitter.
Either you fit in as a good cuckold you are, or you are not welcome.
Annoying as fuck.

>> No.58322907

>>58322839
hello newfag, half of said discord comes here to gripe for a reason
well, 'half' as in half of the actual fans, I dunno why the place has so many people who don't even watch vtubers in there just hanging out

>> No.58322946

>>58322839
yea thats why I tell anyone that tells me to go there to eat shit
I hate those types of communities so much

>> No.58322969

>>58322839
>Anon discovers discord
This is literally the same experience I've found in every single fandom discord I've ever stuck my head in. The only thing discord is good for is gaming, or hanging out with people you know from outside of discord.

>> No.58322976
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why is this child so smug

>> No.58322983

I like when discord people post about the shit that can only be found there such as the dudul blue horizon interview and wish they y would do that more. Other than that I do not think about the place and neither should you.

>> No.58322988
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>>58321943
>no one comes to talk to me unless they need me to do something for them, like at work.
I thought I had this problem, but then I noticed people actually liked me and just wanted to get to know me more.
Recently an older guy at work had a short talk with me in passing mentioning that more than one person was curious if I was single and were interested in me. He told them "Well he doesn't really talk about himself".
I've had other interactions like this...

>> No.58322996

>>58322839
Go back

>> No.58323019
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58323019

Wife soon?

>> No.58323040

>>58322996
Fuck no

>> No.58323047

>>58323019
Wife in two days. Maybe sooner if we're lucky, most likely not.

>> No.58323080
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>>58323019
Wife always.

>> No.58323097

>>58323080
RT

>> No.58323110

>>58323047
Have they given a solid date to the anniversary streams yet? Don't they usually do anniversary stuff on the 12th and 13th? That's legit tomorrow or the day after now.

>> No.58323152

>>58322907
Makes sense. Yeah, it does look like a community of close friends (staff, basically) who don't even care about vitubers. And a bunch of mindless followers.
Fuck that.

>> No.58323182

>>58322839
>why can't I shit on the chuuba with the same timeloop for the 1000th time
I would never set foot in a d*scord but it's easy to guess you're a gigantic faggot. Go ahead, post what you wanted to post, I'm sure it'll prove me right.

>> No.58323185

>>58323110
Is a 5 hours Myth relay collab and after that is solo aniversary with annoucements the next day. Tomorrow is Kiara only i think

>> No.58323220

>>58323110
It's on Kiara's schedule. Wednesday. We don't know anything about when Gura is doing her solo stream, if she's doing one.

>> No.58323224

>>58323152
When I peeked my head into the Gura discord everyone was just jerking off the server owner who is (possibly?) a fembud, but more likely a tranny. It was weird.

>> No.58323277

>>58323185
>>58323220
Thank you buds.

>> No.58323283

>>58323182
Where did you see me shitting on the chuuba? Wha? I am annoyed with the community, not Gura.

>> No.58323341

>>58323283
So what's your issue?

>> No.58323363

>>58323283
You went to the discord and felt compelled to make a whiny bitch post about it here. That alone is enough to know you're a faggot.

>> No.58323367

>>58323110
12th it supossed to be Kiara and Mori solo anniversary in their channel and Gura,Ame and Ina on 13th but they will do Myth collab first like the last year and the next day the solo anniversaries with annoucements. I think Ina will be 14th so Gura and Ame could be Friday or Saturday.

>> No.58323413

>>58323224
No idea if true, but honestly wouldn't be surprised. This is the same "all accepting" mindset, innit? We gotta love the retards, the shizos, the trannies. All that.

>> No.58323419

>>58323367
Who said this? Nobody has said anything about Gura solo streaming as far as I know.

>> No.58323569

>>58323341
Well, I kinda described. Gura's discord is a fucking joke and I am shocked by that.
>>58323363
Can't argue much, kinda wanted to vent. If that makes me a faggot, should I suck your dick now?

>> No.58323607

>>58323419
NTA but Ame mentioned someone from EN had an anniversary stream penciled in for Thursday, she just didn't say who apart from saying it wasn't herself. That doesn't mean it's Gura but it's really only between Gura and Ina.

>> No.58323676

>>58323607
Are we really reduced to speculating when her goddamn anniversary stream is from vague shit like this? SHE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ALREADY.

>> No.58323717

>>58323419
>She won't stream her own anniversary. I saw in my schizo wet dream
Schizos and antis still seething...I see

>> No.58323775

>>58323676
Did Laplus drama wear offf already damn.

>> No.58323829

>>58323775
PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME WHY THIS LEGITIMATE COMPLAINT IS BEING BRUSHED OFF. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ANNOYED AT HER FOR REFUSING TO COMMUNICATE LIKE SHE JUTS FUCKING DID FOR HER OUTFIT REVEAL SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>> No.58323926

>>58323717
Who said it? I went back to search /ggg/ and I don't see anyone talking about it.

>> No.58324302

>>58323829
doomposter-kun...

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>> No.58324439

>>58324302
It's not doomposting, it's realityposting, Gura has failed to tell us when her next stream will be and we are once again reduced to watching other members for scraps of potential Gura info. Now, this is doomposting: We will find out about Gura's anniversary when the official Hololive twitter account tweets about it just like we found out about the outfit reveal.

>> No.58324483

What about fembudposting?

>> No.58324516

>>58324483
That's a cancer that has overtaken the thread. You need to be purged and replaced with good, Gura-loving chumbies.

>> No.58324551

i want to play with guras nipples until she cums

>> No.58324574

>>58324551
Gura does that every day. They're well-trained.

>> No.58324610

>>58324439
>i need to seetheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.58324649

>>58324610
>just accept when Gura fails at things she has expressed a desire to get better at bro

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>> No.58324828
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>> No.58324883
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58325092

im hungry

>> No.58325355

>>58325092
Eat some food.

>> No.58325365

>>58324483
funnier than most of the posts in the thread, unfortunately

>> No.58325407

>>58325355
what should I eat

>> No.58325483

>>58323829
this.

>> No.58325560

I just want her to stream more. Why doesn't she want to spend time with us? She's the only one in EN that's like this. No one has lower hours than she does.

>> No.58325729

>>58325407
I'm eating a bowl of black beans.

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>>58325560

>> No.58325838
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>> No.58325856
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58325856

Am I the only one whose youtube randomly just says the wrong shit? Like I'll get video recommendations with completely wrong titles that belong to other videos once in a while, and this is the first time I've seen a channel name get fucked up.

>> No.58325901

>>58325856
is your page set to translate for some reason?

>> No.58326049

>>58325856
it probably is a weird auto translate fuckup that thinks mori should read as death, or I guess die

>> No.58326050

>>58325901
Wtf, apparently it was, usually that goes away after I change pages though, idk why it stuck like that for so long this time. I was using it on some of the JP comments in Gura's cover, but that was like, way earlier today.

>> No.58326170

Did you like the cover, Chumbies?

>> No.58326270

>>58326170
Yeah. It's pretty good for what it is. I'm not enthused about her deciding to focus on them more than streaming, but there's nothing I can do about that.

>> No.58326345

Gura is sitting on my lap and she keeps shifting her rump against me... now she's asking me what's poking her... what do I do...?

>> No.58326390

>>58326345
Play dumb.

>> No.58326410

>>58326345
Take the needle out of your pocket you junkie.

>> No.58326439

>>58325560
Life just does things that gives me the most pain, like taking Gura away from me.

>> No.58326474
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58326474

i like when gura

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>> No.58326522
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58326522

My beans were bad yesterday but I put some cumin in them today and they taste good now. Spices are magical.

>> No.58326524

>>58326478
I still can't believe Gura went to a con in person.

>> No.58326685

I want to eat out a fembud.

>> No.58326814

>>58326170
Yeah, the mixing is great, they finally didn't process her voice to shit like they always do.

>> No.58327036

>>58322821

>> No.58327078

>>58327036
cute

>> No.58327115

>>58326170
It's a great cover. I hope she had fun with it.

>> No.58327228

Gura could've streamed today. She won't stream tomorrow either.
She is going to disappear again after this week. I know she is.
I hate this. I really hate this.

>> No.58327321

I'm watching FWMC
It would be nice if Gura surprised them in MC.

>> No.58327365

>>58327321
I told you. She's not going to crash a full gen collab.

>> No.58327397

>>58327321
She would be useless showing them around.

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>>58327036
MAKE IT STOP!!!

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58327527

>>58327321

>> No.58327564

>>58327228
I mean, you don't hate it enough for it to be a dealbreaker

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58327626

>>58327036
wha-? huh?

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58327835

>>58327036

>> No.58328439

>>58326170
I'm looping it

>> No.58328914

what school grade is Gura in?

>> No.58329004

>>58328914
3rd.

>> No.58329200

>>58329004
perfect

>> No.58329642

>>58328914
She's in Xth grade

>> No.58329701

I made corn bread

>> No.58329990

>>58329701
I made grilled cheese with swiss and tomato soup.

>> No.58330176
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58330176

This situation is very clearly out of our control, so why let it consume you?
Goob is here now, and that's nice.
If and when she disappears again, I'll wait for her to come back again.
I love her a lot, and it does suck whenever she vanishes, but it really ain't the end of the world.

>> No.58330313

>>58330176
>Goob is here now
Was here now. She was only active for the day.

>> No.58330368

>>58330176
One of these times she won't come back. And you are going to kick yourself for not doing everything you can even if it seems feeble.

>> No.58330456

>>58330313
She was on twitter a few hours ago. That counts as being here for the day.

>> No.58330580

>>58330176
it consumes me because I had faith in her, and continues to consume me because it seems the only solution is to stop having faith in her

>> No.58330646

>>58312645
I would like to see this design with little lion ears so she can be a mini-botan

>> No.58330697

https://twitter.com/SHINKI93/status/1701346698960753132/photo/1

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>>58330646
same desu

>> No.58330871

>>58330368
>One of these times she won't come back
That is inevitable no matter what. You know that, right? Not one person on this planet is going to want to be a Vtuber for the rest of their lives.

>> No.58330961

>>58330766
so cute!

>> No.58331029

I took a shit, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

>> No.58331056

>>58330697
she forgot her panties again...

>> No.58331078

>>58330368
NTA but I won't because I'm not a possessive freak

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>>58331056
>forgot
lol get a load of this guy

>> No.58331400

>>58331078
Welcome back redditposter.

>> No.58331740

https://twitter.com/yuyuyuyuyu_x/status/1701229122528157995

>> No.58331744

>>58331400
yeah back from getting your posts banned, time to put in some more work I guess

>> No.58331826

>>58331740
I want to rail this shark

>> No.58332092
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>>58330580
Gura is not a religious figure
she's an anxious retard that likes to play pretend as an autistic little shark girl

>> No.58332419 [SPOILER] 
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I miss when gura grew avocados

>> No.58332534

need gura bent over a school desk

>> No.58332558

>>58331740
Imagine having lunch-period sex with Gura in an empty classroom...

>> No.58332644

>>58332558
period sex is kinda gross

>> No.58332676

>>58330766
Is this implying botan is gonna fuck cat ears onto their offspring?

>> No.58332769
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58332769

I ate a Triple Baconator today.

>> No.58333005

>>58330580
This. And I hate it.

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>>58332092
it's really hard to tell if this is leading into a pope gura joke or if you think I actually meant the deific sort of faith and I don't have the energy either way
also sharkini

>> No.58333258
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58333258

Your time is up

>> No.58333766
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58333766

I haven't been able to get that Sam Cooke song out of my head since yesterday...

>> No.58334994

>>58333766
which one?

>> No.58335067

>>58334994
https://youtu.be/VzlLi5jX_C4

>> No.58335305 [DELETED] 

She's playing a lot of DBD today.

>> No.58335377

>>58335305
proof next thread

>> No.58335555

gura should have made art hashtag shart instead of gawrt

>> No.58335616
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58335616

I goomed.

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58335719

I doomed.

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>>58335719
why she lookin at me like that

>> No.58335775

>>58335067
oh, I expected something sad

>> No.58335882
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>>58335719
Today I doomed less than usual.

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>>58335882
t-that's good, right?

>> No.58336431

retarded question: would chubas be as successful if men weren't lonely?

>> No.58336597
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58336597

>staring at Gura a few desks away
>all you can see of her face is one of her eyes and her cheek, yet you stare anyway
>all other things dissolve away as you focus all of your attention on that adorable girl listening intently to the teacher
>she finally senses the gaze on her and she glances back
>you whip your eyes off of her and act like nothing happened
>after a couple minutes you steal another look at her and notice that she's back to the way she was before, save for a red blush spread across her cheek

>> No.58336631

>>58331744
Huh? What posts?

>> No.58336737

council 3d showcases on the weekend.. so probably no streams..

>> No.58336838

>>58336597
That's exactly how I "flirted" back in school but except for that last line

>> No.58336917

>>58336737
It's already at the point where she doesn't need excuses anymore
like today for example

>> No.58336923

>>58336737
You're such an annoying faggot, two-ellipseschama

>> No.58337005

>>58336923
oh.. nyo..

>> No.58337191

all chumbuds should know how to change a diaper

>> No.58337219
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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.58337331

>>58335377
It was just a guess, anon.

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>> No.58337623

>>58337191
but gura will change them for us

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