/vt/ League 5 - Day 6

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/vt/ League continues with day 6!
Thread for all discussion, shitposts and banter related to the /vt/ League.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5
Matchdays: September 1-3, 8-10, 15-17
All matchdays start at 12 PM EST - 4 PM UTC
To be streamed on the /vt/ League Cytube

VOD archive https://implying.fun/vtl5/

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
link for when the matches start

/nasfaqg/ - /manstars/
/lia/ - /mogu/
/lig/ - /who/
/jidf/ - /pyon/
/vtwbg/ - /hag/
/skynetFC/ - /holoX/
/#/ - /wvt/
/mayo/ - /fvr/
match list for today

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GLORY TO /holoX/!

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>Dead Teams:
/rrat/
/choc/
/asp/
/tsunx/
/ybc/
/vrt/
/2434/
/pcg/
/pyon/
/vtwbg/
/#/

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>>58213968
don't worry rrat we got this

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Hurray for another day of great divegrass!

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>>58213968
>/pcg/ died before /Lia/
Didn't expect that to happen kek

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CAM ON LIA!!!!!

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>>58214455
hoping to pull another upset. praying the lord is with lia from phase connect

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What are the dream matches in the playoffs?

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>>58214879
me and your oshi lole

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I MISS BEEBS

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>>58215350
UUUUUUUUU I MISS BEEBS TOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUU!!

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>>58214879
/morig/ and /wah/, the ultimate cripple fight

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https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5_Statistics
Stats page updated. Awards race:
Golden Boot: PSYCHO (/rrat/) 6 goals
Golden Ball: Andrew Tate Vtweeter Arc (/fvr/) 4 assists
Golden Glove: The Slap God (/uuu/) 11 saves
MVP: Da Baby (/aa+corpo/) 3 MotM awards

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Entering vtl5, these are the players that were eligible to score in all 5 vt Leagues.
3 players are still trying to stay in it.

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>>58215752
How does the slap god do it? What the fuck are they feeding the team in the /uuu/ locker rooms?

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>>58215936
>>58213709

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https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Records
Records page updated:
/aa+corpo/'s Untapped Potential ties the record for most clean sheets in a league at 2
from friday that i forgot to mention:
/morig/ breaks their own record with a 12 game winless streak
/fvr/ ties the record for most tackles with 10 vs /#/
Numbers Queen ties the record for quickest brace at 1 minute

ALSO if /#/ loses today they tie the longest losing streak at 5 games
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cyooool

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>>58215908
>3 koopa players getting insta disqualified
sad

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>>58215908
reminds me, why did /koopa/ sit out this season? They are like a hallamark of divegrass

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>>58214879
Vsj vs Holox rematch

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>>58215908
I don't really understand divegrass rules, what does "were eligible to score" even mean?

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>>58216147
Didn't follow up on their signup during set-up time for the season

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>>58216294
Means that their team was playing so they had a chance to keep their streak going.

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>>58216147
koopa has not streamed in over 2 months

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Prediction for today's matches.

>/nasfaqq/ vs /manstars/
3-1, BIG FAT DIVIDENDS scores a brace.
>/lia/ vs /mogu/
3-0, Teen Idol Sensation and Lia From Phase Connect both on the scoreline.
>/lig/ vs /who/
2-3, /lig/ plays an incredible match but /who/ somehow manage to win with le autismo and an unpredictable playing style.
>/jifd/ vs /pyon/
2-1, /pyon/ scores the opener but literally cannot score more and /jifd/ ends up winning.
>/vtwbg/ vs /hag/
1-3, Birbhag and Miosha do once again what they're best at, scoring.
>/skynetFC/ vs /holoX/
2-3, /skynetFC/ has a better game overall, but Kenjatime pulls a legendary performance and single-handedly wins /holoX/ a place in the knockouts.
>/numbers/ vs /wvt/
3-4, this result just fits /numbers/ too well.
>/mayo/ vs /fvr/
4-2, /mayo/ grabs a deserved place in the knockouts, and even though /fvr/ tries to fight back, they just cannot rivalize.

Most of these will likely not be happening, but we never know after all.

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>>58216709
Still surprised whenever I hear she's still around, I haven't seen her or her thread mentioned on /vt/ since late 2021

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>>58216854
i watched her streams on youtube but i feel icky going to twitch

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>>58213583
Group E Matrix

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>>58213583
Group F matrix

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>>58213583
Group G matrix

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>>58213583
Group H matrix

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>>58217122
>>58217171
I like these matrices and their convoluted bottom right areas. The result can shift, shift again and then go back to the initial state with enough goals.

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20 minutes until kickoff!
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

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>>58217171
What does /fvr/ and playoff mean? And does pink mean those two teams tie for first?

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>>58217646
LETS GO LIA

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>>58217780
Means the other two teams play an extra game to see who goes second.

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>>58217171
c04 has wvt and mayo play an extra game to determine who is first and who is second, c08 has wvt and mayo play an extra game to determine who is second and who is third.

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>>58217935 (me)
Whoops, meant for >>58217780

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we LIV

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>>58217077
CAM ON /LIG/

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Dead team pape for day 6
F

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GROUP E
LAST GAMES
STARTO

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>>58217646
CAM ON LIA

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>>58217646

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>homos qualify for the knockouts
>whores qualify for the knockouts
Football and vtubing both lost.

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classic nasfag kwab

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>>58220475

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>>58220475
not all of the whores have made it yet
CAM ON LIG

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>>58220657
/lig/ can still go through if they let >us win so it's fine if they lose.

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/manstars/ pulls the great escape

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Just win and don't lose.

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Lia from Phase Connect with 2 blue medals.
Not looking good for them.

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Conditions are a negative stat except when PES decides they aren't.

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Oh no no Liasisters, we're getting mogged

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>>58221455
Getting mogued

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In irl divegrass tournaments the last group matches happen simultaneously so the last two teams don't play for a specific result. With that logic, mogu wouldn't know they have no chance to advance yet

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LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
from phase connect

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LIA WHAT THE FUCK I KNEEEEEEEL

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OKAYU SCORE SAM FAKKIN GOALS

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This is like that time Lia talked to some random male friend for 20 minutes during a big stream and then acted upset towards her fans, but got out of it relatively scot-free.

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It's Liover from phase connectover

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fucking how

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Porridge woke up and chose that he wanted to turn into prime Buffon today. That and /lia/'s players loving to throw away free chances.

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This match was insane

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Lia from Phase Connect, but not from the VTL5 knockouts. Hopefully you'll make it further next time, one of the cooler teams this league

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lia from phase connect the best newcomers. i like their spirit. fun fag fans.

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really good performance for your first league likers

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I like Lia.
Good luck for the next league, Likers

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maybe we'll get em next time. thanks for the well wishes bros

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Kitanya my beloved

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That was thrilling!
thanks for letting us have a team!
Lia love! vt League love!

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>>58223177
>>58223410
your team was a fucking blast to watch

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>>58223272
sauce
now

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Good debut /Liafromphaseconnect/! Hope you guys continue this performance in Spring and get to a knockout

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RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

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>>58223582
never got to see the full thing since some psychopath started hounding anyone who posted kitanya lewds

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STILL IN
NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER

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>>58223901
it was made by a /lig/ kk anon, that's all there is

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>i hate phase fags and find them insufferable
>their lia fags aren't so bad i guess
i am conflicted

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>>58224419
Likers just like to have fun and watch Lia

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>>58224419
Perhaps it is time to examine why you even hate the Phasefags

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>>58224419
it's like pomudachis in /lazu/ compared to the rest of /nijiEN/

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>>58224419
Phase isn't a very uniform company compared to something like Hololive, after all. The Lia thread is usually cute when I peek in

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Why does /who/ have gura singing?

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>>58224419
The only truly shitty Phase fanbase is the pippafags. The rest are pretty good they're just hopelessly outnumbered.

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>>58224030
shame

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Anyone have gif/webm for fuyocheer?

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>>58224419
you just hate pippafags. they're the kiwifags and election tourists, the rest are fine

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>>58225065
yeah

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>>58225158
Share thanks

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>>58224419
/pcg/ has had a reputation over the years for shutting down even the idea of a split thread. The fact that one of their smaller talents made it through the cracks with a fairly active thread and a fresh and ready team is a real anomaly. I still don't get it.

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>>58225278
I dont have it, someone does tho

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>>58225336
likers are really autistic, they sit in their thread and watch vods together instead of watching other girls from the company

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kiki sucks, but I wouldn't mind impregnating her.

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>>58225336
Likers have always been a special bunch. It seems fitting that their thread was birthed from a shitpost turned anti campaign.

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>>58225336
likers are THE most autistic fanbase in /pcg/. The general is effectively /pyon/ for a company talent.

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>>58225336
what gets me is that they stole the /trash/ team logo

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>>58225470
the general is no different than any other individual talent thread on vt.

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>>58225336
It was a long time coming IMO, phase connect is already one of the fastest threads on /vt/, a split this year was inevitable.
I thought it'd be pippa though, never expected Lia

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>>58225827
>Spoiler
Nah. If anything, they're the ones discouraging splits.

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>>58225791
kek

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>>58225810
They spend hours a day watching old vods in their own cytube even when other company girls are streaming and had a melty when their oshi suggested that they'd be less gay in a community post. They're a different breed.

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>>58225912
damn, not even shondofags do this

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>>58224419
-capipis (pippa) are the most loud, notorious, politically spammy AND numerous, so they shape the perception of phase for everyone else which is not great
-kanpainiki (tenma) are into indie games, hags, old JP memes, getting /fit/ for their oshi, and such
-likers (lia) are their own autistic gay circle
-Dizzy, Ember fans are mostly ex-/tsun/
-Panko, Hime fans are shitposters (and girls for hime)
-Jelly fans are a mix of into singers/uoh/computer science and factorio autism
-Wemi fans are daughter experience and lolicons
-Shiina's are kinda normal for vtubing standards
-there's not much to say about Uruka fans or JP fans

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>>58225912
You're not obligated to watch other members from your oshi's company, in any case.

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>>58225999
>kanpainiki
I watch tenma but every time I've visited the thread while she's streaming there's like 2 posts about her so I just don't bother anymore

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>>58226142
same. her chat is comfy enough for me. and I'd rather not have to read the written form of pippa's loud screeching a la her fans.

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>>58225912
>they have a cytube and do watchalongs on nights their oshi doesn't stream
sounds comfy. why is this bad?

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>>58226264
Not saying it's bad. Just pointing out the lengths they'd go to see their oshi "stream" even when she isn't actually streaming.

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>>58226142
As the anon who wrote that list and also mostly watch tenma, I feel the same... I guess kanpainiki don't really care about posting. Just watch streams.

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>>58225999
>completely ignored Lumi
based

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/pyon/fags... you really aren't the lucky bunch huh

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>>58226142
I know there's at least one Tenmaschizo that incessantly posts about how he loves her.

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I'm sorry /who/, we tried...

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>/pyon/ pulls the rug from /who/ at the last second by jobbing
kinda based

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Plan status: trusted

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Nooo

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>he doubted the plan

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>>58226506
doubtful but whatever

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GET FUCKING SMOKED

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/who/ligans, I'm sorry we won't get a rematch.

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Somone give racist fuyo clip plz

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>>58226142
Sometimes they post on /hag/

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Guys... im not sure if im antisemitic anymore...

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>>58226919
This man will fix your antisemitism.

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>>58226919
Trust the plan

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>>58226919
stay strong bro

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GO HAGS

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>>58225999
>jelly fans
I know a couple of us are /jidf/ tourists only posting when she streams

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BWOI THAT DOUBLE KICK FROM MIOSHA

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>>58226142
kanpainiki are the only phase fanbase who isn't majority from /here/. Most of them are from the discord.

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>>58226919
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel%E2%80%93United_States_relations

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Congrats on you spoon /vtwbg/!

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>>58228083
>majority isn't from here
only capipi's and lia likers have a disproportionate amount of here fans.

pippa has the most total based on pure volume. lia probably has the highest percentage.

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Holy shit let /vtwbg/ die in peace

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Did you rike?

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You may only reply to this if you are a haggot since day 1

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I actually feel bad for /vtwbg/

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>>58228539
No, it dies in Spain!

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>>58228539
Challenging hags was a terrible choice

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>>58228677
This is my favourite soundpost

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I'm not crying...

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>>58229183
I am

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Great Job, /vtwbg/, you may have lost your matches, but you crushed it in the HYPs.

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what a terrible day for rain...
o7

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We will wait for your comeback, /vtwbg/. WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU BROTHERS, PLEASE COME BACK SOON AND KICK ASSES.

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CAMON BOTGODS

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Glad you guys slipped in a reference to this VTL4 instant classic, what a match that was, the double hype leading into the match, the intense back and forth only to end in a draw when WARAnon tied it up with a jumping header at '90+2. Sad to see you guys go if this is your last appearance, you always brought the hype and your autism is commendable. Got a little emotional during the video...

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Rate the first on stream Graduation of the league

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>>58229488
10/10 better than the homos

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as every graduation nowadays we will surely be back in a few months under a new name

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>>58229668
ah, /xs/ 2.0 looking forward to it

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>>58230305
Do Not Concern

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>>58230357
literal Matrix scene

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>>58230357
me in the middle

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gg Skynet! See ya next league!

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>>58231397
GG /holoX/ it was fun
see you in the next league! heart

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All teams should start fearing The Mio

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>>58231627
Mio and Lui are on fire this league!

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Every team should be given a Nene of their own

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It's a holo thread massacre today

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Fuck me bros....Im from vtwbg, specifically the one who made the MAGIC IS EVERYTHING meme a thing as well as ABANDON SCIENCE HAVE SEX WITH SQUIRRELS and I just watched the match as well as the hype video. Damn hags really fucked us hard. Anyway i know im a bit late but its been a fun ride with all of you. Ngl I actually shed a tear but eh it was a good time.

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>>58231627
Hags shall rule /vt/-league 5.

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>>58231931
I teared up too, while making the 3d clip and while watching it live. It was good.

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>>58231931
That hype video was pure kino. And look at the bright side, you got fucked by hags.

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>>58231931
It's ok to cry for something that kino anon. I did too!
I'll miss you guys...

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>>58231661
We will rise in the end. /wah/ will make a /tsunX/ run and win the league, trust the plan.

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Amazing chant goalhorn overlap wvt

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>>58231931
Surely you knew running Dire Thunder in 2023 was going to backfire

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>>58231931
Don't feel bad anon. It was a blast watching your team play this league.
As the initial creator of the Lia thread, I teared up seeing my team getting knocked out ngl, was still a good time.

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>>58232489
I only played at the beginning and yes I did run a Reinhardt team when he was the dominant meta. Stopped just over a year after release and havent looked back.

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it was a fun ride

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Wow, I can't fucking wait for /#/ to lose. AGAIN. Jesus Christ those arrogant fucks think they're so fucking weak by losing to literal whos, what a load of shit. What's the point of having a league if we know what the result will be anyways. Fucking /#/ ruining the cup, they should be out.

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Lmao, get fucked /#/

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>2views kill /numbers/
kino

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>have nene
>still ties /morig/ for greatest loss record
/#/...

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>>58232843
damn, what hyp from previous cups made you seethe this much?

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>>58233252
it's a 4cc mainleague copypasta

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>>58233252
It's a copypasta newfagchama

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/#/ should start doing their numbers reps, starting with 1views, they can't just skip to 4 or 5views immediately, that's not how numbers work.
>5 viewers DORRYAAAAAAA

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I love this anthem

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>>58233194
they tied /ybc/ actually at 5, /morig/ has never lost 5 in a row

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the best victory anthem

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>>58233033
This is a kino league. Or should I say Mio?

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>>58233507
>worse than the jobber of japan thread
/numbers/...

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>>58233564
It's funny that the managers didn't have it on hand

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>>58234488
God bless you Beebs

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>>58234488
Now that's a brapper and a half

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>>58234488
>>58234535
Curves that even a chumbud has to respect

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Fucking English numbers

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>>58234488

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>>58234488
KOYORI STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
>YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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/fvr/...

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jesus fucking christ

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/fvr/...

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/mayo/ went full Final Boss against the poor /fvr/
this was a massacre

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Mayonnaise has a nice flavor, dont't you think?

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flavr just got bukkaked

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/fvr/ is now /fl8v0r/

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koyo is the new nene

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This is for you /fvr/
https://files.catbox.moe/3uedxq.jpg

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>>58235910
Is that mayo

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>>58235910
would be better if it wasn't a strap on desu

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Im just arriving from work which teams had hypes? I love watching those

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>>58235973
also holy fuck 8-0

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>>58235973
/vtwbg/'s post-game HYP is the only one you ever need to watch.

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>>58236028
at least they arent the spoon any more?

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>>58235973
World building general had a genuinely KINO hype.

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>>58236068
nah they still are, /fvr/ did get a win before

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>>58235785
>>58235812
Can a team even recover from this? The banter is gonna be eternal, these dudes are fucking dead.

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>>58236092
>>58236028
yeah they make good shit

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FL8V0R

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>>58236115
I'm not cruel enough to twist a knife that deep

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>>58236115
we've seen /ggg/ rise from absolute shit to actually good so who knows what will happen
Such a blunder can be a good setup for a road to redemption next league.

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>>58236115
Meh. They will get over it. It's only one really bad match. They're not consistently shit like /morig/.

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Press 8 to bukkake /fvr/

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>>58236115
At least they had a win. A blowout happens once in a while, it's not a pattern yet

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>>58236023
Koyo confirmed running her Unit 731-style lab with FlaVR girls as his live human guinea pig.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

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So, do we rename /fvr/ to /f8v0r/?

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>>58236322
I dont understand mori how can they keep losing for years

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>>58236365
I'm going to turn Koyori into a breeding machine for FlaVR babies

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>>58236370
it's on brand

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>>58236449
Hags are punished by leaving their pussy and womb empty. Go for anal

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>>58236449
Anon have you seen how huge she is? No way some /fvr/ shrimp dick is ever going to give her any babies.

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>>58236617
Thats not how you save their dusty wombs

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>>58236634
>She will not be impregnated
Yes, that's the point, haglover

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>>58236766
Precisely, that's why it's evil

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>>58236825
Either way she wouldn't even feel it anyway. It would just be even more embarrassing.

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Absolutely ruthless

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>>58236981
Actual insult to injury, kek

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/fvr/...I...

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>>58236981
If they stay as a team after this I'll honestly be impressed

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>>58237474
I'm not hyuk-hyuking anymore...

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Total hag domination

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HAG LEAGUE! HAG META
>HAG LEAGUE! HAG META
HAG LEAGUE! HAG META
>HAG LEAGUE! HAG META
HAG LEAGUE! HAG META
>HAG LEAGUE! HAG META

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HAG LEAGUE! HAG META!

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>>58236981
They got saved the spoon by having /#/ in their group.

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Wtf is thunderdome and who is in it?

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>>58237892
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5#Ranking_of_2nd_Place_Teams

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Quiver in fear, hags. Total Neuro domination soon

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>>58237948
Is that already updated? I just want to know if /lig/ is actually in or out because they got 7 points but that still says 4

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>>58237950
time is always on our side

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>>58237950
Anon, we have 3 (three) hags on our team

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>>58238095
The 2nd place chart isn't updated, but /lig/ is first place anyway. The group standings above are updated.

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>>58237950
>>58238154
It's inevitable!
>>58237707
>>58237731

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>>58231931
>Tiny Hands

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>>58237892
This should be correct, but keep in mind that groups I and J still haven't finished so /apg/ and /774/ might end up having someone else ranked there instead and potentially change the whole order

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>>58232489
Haven't gone to /feg/-/feh/ in years, is the new meta green Burger King or goats?

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current 2nd place standings, congrats to /skynetFC/ and /wvt/ for being guranteed through to the Round of 16. The matchups for the thunderdome arent settled yet though because groups I and J still need to be played

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>>58238651
ah woops, yeah I messed up >>58238434 (Me)
/hlgg/ should be where /774/ is in my table, fucked up some cell references

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>>58238561
I haven't been there in years either, but Tinyhands has been powercrept for like 4 years now.

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>>58238651
How are the Thunderdome matchups determined?
Is it placement-based as 3rd vs 10th, 4th vs 9th, etc.?

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>>58239226
yeah that's how it'll be, confirmed by the commissioner

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>>58237474
Can't believe goofy cost them the game, it was going so well

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>>58238651
Interesting that exactly the top two second placers who avoid the thunder dome are already locked in. More 6 point second place teams are possible, but 7 points are out of reach.

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>RATE DAY 6
>RATE WEEK 2
(sorry late)

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>>58240476
Always end with Koyo/10

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>>58240476
Total Hag Domination/Hag League

The Hag Meta is real!

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>pcg
>numbers
>lia from phase connect
>flavor
>choc
>tsunx
>ybc
>vrt
>pyon
>who
all the soul teams are out wtf

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>>58240476
Sad that /myteam/ isn't getting the top 2 2nd place bailout.

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>>58240476
/myteam/ lost/10

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>>58240476
fun week
/lifelong/ Lia from Phase Connect fan, not even upset they didn't advance. The game today was peak tension and what sport is all about.

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>>58241144
loved that game, definitely one to remember
i believe in lia from phase connect you guys can do it next time

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>>58240476
lig couldnt have died with us to take us both huh, sadness

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>>58240476
Ball status; Ligged.

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>>58240704
God saw that vshojo won last league and he couldn't tolerate that so he made this cup a hololive cup.

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>>58240704
at least those teams are likely to return next league...

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>>58241805
worldbuilding bros...

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>>58241805
Kino...

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>>58241805
Oh fuck its raining again.

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>>58249136
what a terrible day for rain

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Great day.

[Anonymous No.]

Like a gleam from the blue, it's time for the Gambling Carnage Review.
Day 6 was fucking crazy. I guess hags are the meta now.

Total winnings for today were $37,130,640,126. Total winnings for the entire league so far have been $227,713,230,075.
25 unique gamblers participated today, of which 2 bet for the first time this league.
The match with the highest pot today was /nasfaqg/ vs /manstars/, at $5,070,515,460
The match with the highest number of gamblers today was /nasfaqg/ vs /manstars/, at 20 unique gamblers.
4 gamblers have not won a single bet the entire league.

Top 3 matches today (by betting odds):
>/nasfaqg/ vs /manstars/ - 3.1:1
>/lia/ vs /mogu/ - 2.5:1
>/#/ vs /wvt/ - 1.8:1

Top 3 matches today (by Profit Rate):
>/skynetFC/ vs /holoX/ - 65%
>/#/ vs /wvt/ - 56%
>/nasfaqg/ vs /manstars/ & /jidf/ vs /pyon/ & /vtwbg/ vs /hag/ - 50%

Top 5 Money Matches (all days):
>Day 1, Match 10 - /nasfaqg/ vs /lia/ :: $7,462,460,000
>Day 2, Match 10 - /hfz/ vs /pink/ :: $6,211,085,000
>Day 1, Match 6 - /vrt/ vs /wah/ :: $5,672,565,000
>Day 5, Match 5 - /vrt/ vs /ybc/ :: $5,603,905,678
>Day 1, Match 9 - /mogu/ vs /manstars/ :: $5,286,615,000

Day 7 bets are going up shortly. Keep in mind that only the first half of the day's matches will be up before the match day. The others will be set up live on the day of the match.

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>>58238154
Mio, pekora, and Irys?

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>>58257080
I like how IRyS keeps getting lumped in with hags, imagine her sexual energy when she actually passes 30

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with hags

[Anonymous No.]

zoomers>>>hags