/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Previous Thread: >>58039694

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

nigga kill yo self

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura the most but I will be the one to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058769

[Anonymous No.]

is she going to use the new outfit as the reason for turning into Casper again?
She didn't even bother announcing it herself

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>can't be assed to shill her own outfit
>management forgot to say to upload predictions to #shark101
kek there goes the free 30 minutes of content, Gura. not like you have anything else prepared

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058816
this soundpost will forever remain as a testament to my failures

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058914
You're the only person seeing a failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058899
even Ame got outfit predictions and she might as well have tried to pretend her outfit didn't exist until management made the tweet the night before, she'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058851
Genuine question: do you people live in some alternate dimension where Gura bothers to give excuses and say "I was gone because of X"? Because she literally never does that.

You might be confusing chumbie copes about work, outfits, japan blah blah with her saying she was gone cause of those reasons, but she hasn't definitively given a reason for not streaming since the medical leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058989
Anon its been 12 hours and all she has is a single photoshop so far
https://twitter.com/hololulz/status/1700196526436270520?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058989
Ame had a cool game prepared for her fans. What will Gura prepare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059054
you'll have to forgive me for not giving a click to what looks like a bvtm offshoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059177
It's a good account actually. Does some of the better gura images that show they actually watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059054
I need one of a ghost costume with pockets full of money bills.

[Anonymous No.]

lick 'em

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know buds, I'm not very excited for this outfit. I feel apathetic, dissaffectionate. Maybe it's time for me to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever you're ready to put up a stream reservation and tweet about it, Gura...

Now would be a good time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059653
Same desu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059667
nyo huahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059637

[Anonymous No.]

Considering her PL this is how she as always done things. Puts out some banger content, fucks off for weeks/months at a time. She's able to be herself now in her 3rd year in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059653
same desu

I'll hopefully care more when she talks to us about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059774
>muh PL
Completely different thing, fuck off
>Puts out some banger content
lol
lmao
can't wait for a 2023 BD tier stream!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I love Gura's singing voice so much? Have (You) found any sweeter voice than hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058860
>#shark101
probably a seifuku a good if predictable choice. Personally I was hoping for goth gura or some other cool/sexy design since she has a lot of cute outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059774
the final cope is doxposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058860
If they hid my daughter's tasty thighs with yoga pants I'm going to implode in anger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059924
Fucking stupid to hope for cool when she told us it was cute months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059774
Guess we should expect some male collabs soon too then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059653
I feel nothing but at the same time am wondering what mysterious form of aids I should tell my boss I have, to call out from work
I'm here forever I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059924
It got the sexy part right at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060068
I would not be at all surprised if she sent this to nacho as a reference image.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monday morning at like 3am
Why couldn't it have been Sunday morning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060245
Your fault for living on the wrong side of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

still ghosting and will have zero fun interactions with chat on her new outfit stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060316
my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060378
That's MY wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060313
What difference does it make? You never have fun anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059054
People ere lazy today. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059637
Don't mind if I do

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a seifuku? God I hope so. Gura wanted one so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not an adult, she is a child. She has been slowly de-aging and will soon be at toddler level... She can't be saved.

[Anonymous No.]

People are gonna make her outfit design soon right? For now i only saw 1 in the hashtag

[Anonymous No.]

I'm as excited for the outfit stream as Gura is.

[Anonymous No.]

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061508
I will nurture her fetus until she disappears from this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061514
I bet most people don't even know about it. I only do because it popped up in holodex. I never really look at the main hololive twitter accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, the friendly ghost
The friendliest ghost you know
Though grownups might look at her with fright
The children all love her so
Gura, the friendly ghost, she doesn't want to stream
You know she'll jump and play, sing and dance all day
The friendliest ghost you've seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061543
How with 1 desing from fans. She could at least promote something.

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei just announced lovenest asmr...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061621
Let me guess. They gonna notice the outfit when the frame is up on Sunday and start doing it a full speed in 5 hours only.

[Anonymous No.]

>outfit got announced on the account thats 90% homo shilling
Yea I would not have known if I didn't check here

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be downwind of gura at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061687
She certainly could. The fact that the only reason anyone knows it's even happening is because of a tweet from the EN twitter hardly anyone pays attention to really says something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061745
Why does Gura fucking hate my guts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061621
pretty sure most who draw are in the discord, and even those who aren't tend to follow other chumbuds on twitter
it'll spread, dudul already said he's drawing a bunch of school uniforms, I dunno if this is some weird attempt at a falseflagged grudgepost or what, the idea that Gawr Gura will not have enough fanart predictions of her new outfit is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061924
because she's too busy being Mumei right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061875
You know twitter shows views? We can see you're full of shit, about as many people have already seen it as see Gura's usual tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060378
why is she using tape to hide her slitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061991
I just miss her. well I will see regloss for early weekened to see if one of them is worthy for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes yes, everything is a falseflag. Ya got me. The point is that Gura can't even bother to retweet about her own outfit reveal. Or even her manager on her behalf, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061617
>>58061508
if Gura deaged, at what age/height would you stop having intercourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062206
She's still got her memories and personality? Never.

[CEO OF NIJISANJI No.]

>>58058532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhiiZ4jQzBs
My favorite song

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062201
yeah no shit everything sucks, thanks, very controversial opinion, but the idea that people won't know is still ridiculous, she's rent free in everyones head whether you're a fan or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062572
no she loses conscious memory at 3,000 years old, like a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062201
let them focus on regloss debuts tomorrow at least.
Right now the management and regloss members are asking (begging) for subs because they entire week Neal culled their subs A LOT.

[Anonymous No.]

in b4 the stream is pre recorded

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062698
No one cares. At all. This is the Gura thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure there's juicer threads in the catalog that people could have more fun shitposting in.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbud it's time to migrate to nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you faggots stop posting generals about gura there's nothing to fucking talk about this is y you attract shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

It's bauver

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062737
the management cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062934
True if not they would have retired her it's clear that she's just being used to shill merch at this point and that she actually hates streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062737
blame the management for shilling them to much the entire week

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062698
Speaking of, I'm actually starting to wonder if there really is something to Gura coming back just to overshadow the new gens. If she suddenly starts streaming actively right after their debuts then vanishes again a week later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062993
Did Gura shill them? No? Then they're off-topic. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062735
Would be funny if it was. If that was an option, I feel like Gura would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062698
it was probably just people unsubbing cause they're tweeting at homos

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062998
It's not that complicated she's just lazy and doesn't want to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Any stream Gura hasn't tweeted about is not on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063104
Guess there's not much that's on topic, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063104
gura member streams are off topic?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm horny for fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

y do people still care about gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063174
you may as well be begging for shitposts with that one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063188
love

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063196
And the post he's responding to isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062998
This again? Do you really think she starts streaming at JP prime time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063196
there's nothing to talk about though

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062983
I was talking about regloss retardchama. Go and shitpost in other thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>58062931
baffling why the artist just didn't make her bottom nakey now you'll have to accept my shitty paint edit
https://litter.catbox.moe/ys1186.png

[Anonymous No.]

Damn schizos are angry because Gura is coming in 2 days. Their tears are delicious

[Anonymous No.]

Threadshitters are lame. Probably not very intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063262
do not the dino gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063262
oh nyo, not the dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063416
Chumbuds are lame. Probably not very intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058662
Now wait hang on, are you insinuating ? Alright shut up, are you saying... okay... Are you telling me that a SHARK fried that shrimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063262
now fill it

[Anonymous No.]

I have to report that I drank coffee now my saliva is too acidic to jerk off with

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063416
You can tell that a lot of them at least these days are 100% underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063606
The fuck are you doing jerking off with saliva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063659
I guess this means /ggg/ means guys grooming general

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063659
TuT
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063496
Zero novelty here. Expectations have not been exceeded.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063693
It's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063693
it works in a pinch and if you have enough it works well towards the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063693
nta. It's what I used when I first started, and it's a nice way to re-hydrate your lube

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064063
Why do you need lube at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064154
It feels better. You don't NEED it, but it's just not the same doing a dry jerk off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064154
prob cut americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063606
Imagine needing aids to be able to jerk off

STOP CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF, freaking absurd that 80% of the human population needs lube in order to masturbate because they have mutilated their dicks

[Anonymous No.]

I need a fembud in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58063693
I fap using my own saliva. What's the big deal?

[Anonymous No.]

women stole my foreskin I'm just making do

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064353
You act like people that got mutilated as a baby had a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064353
Can't control what happened to you as a baby. Blame the religious freaks that convinced everyone it to do it and even got many doctors to believe it was medically necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

LOL. SHES COMING BACK TO SHILL MERCH. A MANDATED STREAM LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Fem~ buds~

[Anonymous No.]

>gura's back
>fauna's back
life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064716
>BACK TO SHILL MERCH
retard at least pretend to watch streams
>MANDATED STREAM
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064856
Post pics of their backs that make your life good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064922
There will be merch at the end. You don't think the outfit is a mandated stream? Yesman are so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064922
Didn't all the other outfits have merch?

[Anonymous No.]

My little girl wife is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064971
Barely, wasn't it just one thing? Fauna cap and Ame keyholder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064964
>You don't think the outfit is a mandated stream?

>>MANDATED STREAM
>yes

Reading comprehension reps. There are indeed a lot coping "patientbuds", but Gura already mentioned there wouldn't be merch for her next outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064922
can you really call getting an outfit she's wanted forever mandated?

[Anonymous No.]

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064856
Gura's back? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

day 22! give it up for day 22!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064856
Fauna's actually streaming though

[Anonymous No.]

>two guesses
>neither are schoolgirl
What is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
Artists are not stream watchers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
that looks pretty awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066293
Where's your guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
>flat chest window
I'm fine with this actually ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066257
You don't have to watch streams to get it... look at the image... >>58058860

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
Gura would never show off that much chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064154
Try using a fleshlight without lube, that shit ain't comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

What were the hints for the outfit again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
shark themed potato sack

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066445
cute soft babby

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066445
Look at the freaking image you tard....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066445
child

[Anonymous No.]

It’s hard to be excited when there’s so much time in between streams and no communication. How can anyone be happy when the thought of her going away for weeks and months is constantly looming over our heads? It’s impossible to overlook.
I hope one day she realizes that no matter how big she is, she can’t just rest on her laurels forever. People will and are getting tired of this shtick. This won’t last forever. You can’t just do this constant bullshit ghosting farce and expect people to care forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066530

[Anonymous No.]

Is she going to disappear again after the outfit reveal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058860
>8 legged shrimp
intern-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058860
>>58066600

[Anonymous No.]

how come gura doesn't like us?
did we do something to deserve this treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
Anon barely anyone knows this is happening, hence why Gawr fucking Gura has only 2 guesses. This is what happens when she herself doesn't advertise anything and is dead silent

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066977
>430k views on the tweet
>nobody knows
Quit coping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58064971
Kiara's latest one didn't, I think she's the only one so far with this batch of outfits (Mori's sheriff didn't have merch but that was a million subscriber outfit)

[Anonymous No.]

the no communication thing is weird, though
not the no communication itself because yeah yeah, lol lmao, but still the last thing she even did on twitter was august 17th, everything since has been a mix of scheduled and manager, it's bizarre

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067064
>>430k views on the tweet
This metric has been tampered with because of Elon. It’s just impressions. Scrolling past a tweet gives it an impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066800
she's two faced

[Anonymous No.]

let's play a game chumbies, open YT app on your phone and search ""
first chumbie to get a gura video wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067270
>2800 retweets
>18k likes
For comparison, Gura's catshark announcement got
>4000 retweets
>41k likes
Which isn't that many more considering how much more popular she/hololive/whatever was back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066582
>It’s hard to be excited when there’s so much time in between streams and no communication.
Be sure to tell Gura that

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066977
>she herself doesn't advertise anything and is dead silent
Genuinely, why is she like this? Why does she wait to do things till the last minute?
It’s like she’s trying to kill her own channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067356
>open YT app on your phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067436
alright smartypants, show me how to query the "you might like this" API on demand on desktop

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067064
So what's your argument for why there are no outfit predictions? Clearly chumbies don't actually follow that account

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067623
Clearly they do. The tweet has 18k likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066582
But it does work, as long as people keep buying merch regardless of her actions this will continue.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Gura actually spending all her time doing most days anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067564
>keeping yt data history on

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067788
I love recommendations. Take all my data Neal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067780
meeting for like an hour and16 hours of social media

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067780
gooning to fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067788
I'm not even logged in, YT still gives you a temporary account ID and you build history + suggestions

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067780
playing games off stream with me__

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067687
hololive drones follow that account and liked it
actual gura fans are notorious for not caring about anything else in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura ever going to make any efforts to revitalize her channel, or is this it? Is this all we get from her from here on out for the rest of her hololive career?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a small pepe, i can't satisfy a woman, maybe a butthole, but not a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067911
Gura has a large fanbase. Many of them do care. You can't generalize like this without being grossly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068035
yes, she'll come back when its mandatory or when she gets bored and feels like gracing us with her presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067780
unironically probably insta, videogames, and recording covers that management will slap down at the last minute vampire girl style

[Anonymous No.]

I think i am shadowbanned here, that is grim, makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>58065188
proof next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068258
:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068035
It's going to be horrible past this because after the anniversary there is no obvious "next" event that has to drag her back. You can see she twice went on a giga ghost spree that only ended cause of something to bring her back, but after the anniversary we are utterly fucked. Not even concerts can get her to do a zatsu and talk about them
inb4
>b-but Halloween HoloEN collab
She wasn't in it last year and as for a personal Halloween stream she'll skip it like all the other holidays. I guess we know she'll come back for uh...valentine's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068114
Well apparently not the important people cause again, no predictions which is ridiculous for a holo of her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068415
Prediction streams are old hat. How would you make it more unique?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys enjoying the DBD stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Did holo lose perms for RDR2? She seemed to like it and even said in one of the streams that she wanted to do more RDR roleplays

[Anonymous No.]

>>58067064
jp tweet has over 1 mil views, you think all of those are gura fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068484
They're one of the very rare times that Gura actually talks about fanart, I don't give a damn if they're "old hat" I want to hear her talk about how sexy she is and what she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068548
Very funny, leave it alone dude.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068415
I honestly don't really care about the outfit, I'm just happy to see her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068415
a big part of the outfit prediction frenzy is that you might get your own drawing featured on stream, something you drew that she will look at and you'll know she looked at it
she hasn't even so much as retweeted her own goddamn outfit reveal yet, until she turns her attention towards this it's just gonna be silent staring and waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068555
There's a JP tweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068484
Personally I would akwardly stall for time, shoutout my fan discord, and then end abruptly at around 45-50 minutes without interacting with chat or superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068548
Why is he so boring dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068548
tell me when Gura joins

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068415
There are no predictions because no one asked for them. Neither Gura nor the holo twitter. Its just "hey, look, new outfit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068684
That would be amazing, it is kinda her regular stream time, well, 1-2 hour before but late afternoon for her so she could join, i wish she did to make people seethe :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068645
when did she ever read supas in event streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068716
Everyone knows the drill. You see a silhouette, you predict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068665
He plays copyrighted music and plays a womanbait game while having an attractive voice. He doesn't need to be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't the manager gotten on Gura's Twitter and Retweeted the announcement yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068643
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1700041279378223466

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068684
She can't join, she is currently streaming on cb (pika_pikaa)

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068803
How is DBD a woman bait game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068903
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068903
The fact Gura of all people used to play it should be all the proof you need to know it's a game girls like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068853
Tits too big, could never be her

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068548
>>58068596
>>58068665
>>58068684
>>58068771
>>58068803
MEIDO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LETTING THIS SHIT STAY UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069196
I don't get it. Isn't the joke that Gura isn't streaming right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069196
complain more faggot
>>57882773

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069196
when she does this he drifts off and when she's actually around he hangs out to nuke retards
it's only been like twenty minutes, he'll turn up eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068903
you get chased, overpowered, manhandled, and tied up. it activates their neurons

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069329
They're vagueposting about this twitch channel.
https://www.twitch.tv/barbiese

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068814
he probably will 6 hours from now and with 5 minutes on the dot

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069140
Not a good pic so check archives, the facial features is 100% match if you know you know

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069547
Is this how you spend your sad life, pajeet? Watching chaturbate streams all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069619
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf are these retards even posting
>in b4
yeah no you're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069547
if you're blind maybe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069547
Orange cat in one of the thumbs ;)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

looks like the schizo found a new innocent person to stalk and harass

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069547
>>58069737
brown people can’t tell white people apart, so of course you think they look the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069737
It's not enough to have an orange cat, pajeet. You need to find someone who is not a different human person entirely ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069737
fuck off retard, guras cat isnt even orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069547
Gura does not like Tattoos and this person has tattoos so this is 100% not true.

[Anonymous No.]

depths of my cumbud depression
0-5 I goom
6-9 I stop starving myself and eat something

[Anonymous No.]

You'd have to be exceptionally retarded to believe the girl who is scared to show even a glimpse of her skin would stream on Chaturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's one thing I know about Gura, it's that she's obsessed with pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070094
>If there's one thing I know about Gura, it's that she's obsessed with pokemon
Exactly. I mean seriously what the fuck was that retarded monkey thinking? When does Gura ever talk about Pokémon? She talks more about random smells and feet

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck are you guys even talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070220
you

[Anonymous No.]

>>58069877
Explain why she has called her cat "orange bastard" on stream then?

>>58069983
To gain confidence and she has a mask on at all times, streaming for 10 viewers isn't that risky

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070308
the chaturbate girl is in the UK you dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068300
I don't have time to find the exact timestamp right now, but it was near the very end of this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI2Y9G6ghuE

[Anonymous No.]

>>58068484
>Prediction streams are old hat.
Maybe but do you truly believe she's been brewing some sort of alternative in these 24+ days she's been gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070308
Because he has some orange in his fur and he's a bastard cat who would never lay in her lap while she's streaming. Much less in March 2020 when he wasn't even born yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070220
Gura once again drove someone to insanity merely by reminding him that she exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070408
Yeah, because it is illegal to set UK in the settings if you live somewhere else.....learn to brain dude

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe the schizo is still at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070500
>learn to brain dude
the fucking irony

[Anonymous No.]

man, there was once that time when we were talking about chaturbate whores in the proper context, that was an ok night

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070497
But she hasn't done anything. She hasn't even Retweeted the outfit announcement which of course she was too lazy to announce herself beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070668
See, she doesn't even need to do anything. The universe does everything for her and that alone makes some people go mad. Such is the queen's power.

[Anonymous No.]

>spending your life finding random petite whores to claim they're Gura
??
What level of mental illness results in doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070832
I like petite woman, and this particular one is cute and pretty, like a real life Gura, why would you question that?

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ shut up about it already all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070832
People should post cute petite whores without claiming they're Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not some huge mystery, she's just sick of doing the voice. She also doesn't like you lot, because well look at this thread. Look at EVERY chumbud thread.

I wouldn't stream for you losers either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070939
yeah doomposters are lame, I'm with you on that one
you're still threadshitting though

[Anonymous No.]

stinky fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070613
they should cosplay as gura more often.

[Anonymous No.]

Stinky fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the 8th or 9th time he's mistaken some random onlyfans thot for Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm sad this new outfit doesn't have ridiculously oversized hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071062
I did not talk badly about doomposters, I would be doomposting too if my oshi treated me the way you guys get treated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071256
Yeah... maybe it will be an option?

[Anonymous No.]

The green tree is playing Starfield now, i really wish it was a Gura stream instead....

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071325
right, it was my mistake thinking you of anything other than a dumb threadshitter

[Anonymous No.]

Gura coming back to show her new outfit and shill merch at the end of it. Will she stick around this time? Will she ghost us or tell us why she disappeared for almost a month without saying anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071256
>>58071425
now that's some proper length hair.

[Anonymous No.]

post the spics on spikes soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>58065188
Yes, she's coming back for a mandated stream and to shill merch at the end. Thanks for agreeing with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071543
Does it matter? She'll just give us the usual empty words and fuck off for another month again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071541
Glad we got that cleared up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58066187
God that looks boring

[Anonymous No.]

chumbies have actual abandonment issues, goob. pls stop playing with their hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071353
This one will be accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

cannot believe we have so chumbuds left that the place has been reduced to a tourist getting led around the nose by selennigger

[Anonymous No.]

Management: G-Gura we made you an outfit...

Please stream....

[Anonymous No.]

>>58070924
I will never shut up about Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071804
at least the tourist has a sense of humor unlike the rest of you doomfags

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071949
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA COME BACK
ANY KIND OF SHRIMP COULD SEE
THERE WAS SOMETHING
IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

GURA COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
I WAS WRONG
AND I JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071804
that's a suisei fan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072204
*punt*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is are am Gura a lesbo? She constantly says how cute the girls are in every single videogame she plays, even getting flustered like she did with the small child in the VR horror stream

The only guy she has been happy about is Dande from Tekken

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072215
greychad domination

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072204
Ew what is that thing?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072273
ok now post a funny gura clip from one of her streams the last 20 days


LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has a puffy baby smooth cunny, don't tell anyone I shared this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072204
Reminder that Gura has Umaru merch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072529
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071543
>Will she stick around this time?
Yes, for the anniversary collabs and afterwards you will NEVER know when she returns again before Valentine's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072204
Her brother? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072529
Have you listened to a Gura stream ever? She can't even take care of her own dishes, how would she take care of herself?

Gura obviously has a very hairy pudender region, a healthy swampy atmosphere just shy of growing fungus

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072204
This explains everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want things to be normal again. Will we ever have it? Its what keeps me going.

[Anonymous No.]

They're gonna replace her performer wait and see

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58071543
Yes, in fact she's going to stream every day until the end of the year too, causing all the antis to have constant panic attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072835
This is normal. The new normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072703
>>58072775
fuck off anti

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too tired to be an anti today, bros... go on without me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072885
I'm struggling to accept this

[Anonymous No.]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3SfY2aOJo8

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072284
I dunno, but I'll accept her either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072847
check dis out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072847
Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a fuck about an outfit anymore, I just want to know what the everloving fuck happened that she just left for 3 weeks without a single word, after promising better communication and protecting out smiles bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072933
Do something else while waiting for her. Stop being a potato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072935
She seemed to be very lonely and said in 2020, poor Guber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TzMdrZ587M

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073033
Ask her yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073082
I just need to find something to fill the giant gura hole that's been left open. But Gura is the only one who can fill my hole.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been feeling very lightheaded lately whenever I make quick movements, especially with my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073165
>implying she'll answer
I'm used to her ways by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073033
She didn't promise, she said all she can do is TRY to be better at communication when she knows she will be off for a while and "actions speaks louder than words"

So no, stop your "promise" propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OApKNxd5oz4

[Anonymous No.]

What should we do to make Gura enjoy our company more?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura even still the most watched vtuber or has aidsmousey eclipsed her?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073033
Gura said it herself didn't she? Actions speak louder than words. And Gura has spoken loudly with her actions that her words mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073406
kys? until no viewers are left, then she will realixe what she has done to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073406
don't be insufferable like the first person who responded to you

[Anonymous No.]

so it begins, promises no actually it wasn't followed by she still said it followed by uh actually anti her word means nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S91wQbYYX3Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073276
>Whines in the threads
>Makes excuses not to say anything
Typical

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073326
Whatever, it would've been better if she never said anything at all. When she addressed it, she set up at least some expectation that she'll fucking tweet about her absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073406
I don't know. I always try to make her smile or laugh but maybe I'm cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073033
>I just want to know what the everloving fuck happened that she just left for 3 weeks without a single word
You new? That didn't happen the last time she was gone for 3 weeks and came back forced by the birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073551
I mostly talk about her peeing. I think she likes that, or she'd ban all the words about it like she does with things she doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha getting her fans hopes up right before crushing them. Now that is classic Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073625
based, I mostly just call her a stinky fart shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073211
H-hot... I want Gura to fill my hole...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073551
you have the right idea, nobody wants to be a babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073625
>>58073667
Just because she doesn't ban the word doesn't mean you're not making her uncomfortable with your disgusting comments.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you love how women have it so easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073792
This might be believable if she didn't respond positively to them sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Starfield is pretty fun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073931
Glad you're enjoying it. I thought is was AAA garbage and got a refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58072594
I put the 'bud' in fembud

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073931
Shut up Todd

[Anonymous No.]

Put out, Gura! Cyb0rseggz your chumbies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073931
It's alright it'll be better in three years when modders fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073551
DM this video to her, she loves berries and cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi5hw5qF70s

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073931
don't care shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>58073931
I'm having a lot of fun with it too

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tizWkh-WD2A

[Anonymous No.]

>>58074141
and it will be a lot cheaper too hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

Has Gura mentioned her eating meat, real meat i mean like chicken, pork or cow? I've only hear her eating seafood and that "meat" is practically a sallad!

Anyways, i made baked beans today, not the classic with bacon, i made it with "burnt ends" instad

I looks like something that came out of my butt, o you think Gura would like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58074961
Yes, she has mentioned eating meat. She would probably like your beans.

[Anonymous No.]

I ordered chicken tendies for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58074961
>>58075226
very rarely, she seems to mostly eat processed vegan shit, because she's paranoid of food poisoning I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm having curry with rice and a side of veggies for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

I had chicken nuggies and croquettes :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075356
Her oddest food habit to me is her tendency to freeze absolutely anything, including donuts. Who freezes donuts?

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I just got my daki and… she’s so small wtf I actually am horny right now. Currently I was using shion’s but shion is a giant comparably… gura is so small uoooooooh I wasn’t planning on using the daki THAT way wtf is going on in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075551
It's not absurd to freeze things you aren't going to be able to eat, which for Gura, is all the tings, because she starves herself all the time. A normal person can finish off a dozen donuts in a day or two but not Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075551
I freeze my meal preps but yeah... freezing donuts and half eaten cheese burgers is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

what's with the recent influx of gura vore on pixiv
why aren't they shrimp getting eaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075551
why not if you can't eat it within a few days

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this cute shark singing, i don't speak spanish but this sounds so good, such a happy feel song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtHITxikZdU

[Anonymous No.]

Heya!

Haven't seen this shared in these threads so enjoy this recent Gura x Kiara short!

https://youtu.be/tM_-a1b38XI?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075629
that's her height chumbro, don't pound her too hard she frail body can hardly take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075889
I don't know but I'm really happy to see it. Gura loves vore I'm sure they make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075629
seek therapy for your pedophilia paraphilia mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

I know I’m late but I just saw we’re getting our monthly mandated Gura stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076308
source?

[Anonymous No.]

ghosts her fans constantly
wins an award
GRIM

[Anonymous No.]

you could probably stand the daki up and goom on her chest, I'd probably straddling naizuri her first though

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076457
or you could probably get a life get therapy and stop being a pedophile oh wait that means actually becoming a better person LMFAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076457
Go for it. Post pics.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She can't be 141cm tall though, you are getting fooled, if she is 141cm then she isn't even taller than my nipples, my 11 year old cousin is heighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076556
Argue that it's not real and it's a drawing you are still attracted to kids stupid pedo

[Anonymous No.]

I need art of gura in ray-k style, I'd goom instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076608
If i masturbate onto a action figure, is that like beting the beaver to a featus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076584
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>58075551
Me I freeze donuts and snack cakes they are just as good as the day I got them at the store after I un-freeze them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076710
Shit analogy sex is considered a vice it's more personal and affects perception more than any other bad thing shown in pixel form.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you guys stop I don't want to goom this late.

[Anonymous No.]

sharkunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076796
You are a fetus, atleast your brainpower is featus like, turn of internet you featus yeetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076774
wouldn't that make them soggy?

[Anonymous No.]

/ggg/ really attracts the weirdest tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076891
I poop with my butt

[CEO OF NIJISANJI No.]

>>58076868
Seethe and dilate more pedophile chumfaggot your oshi won't stream again and us NIJICHADS WILL CONTINUE WINNING

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076943

[Anonymous No.]

>>58076885
Nope I always had the same thought but it un-freezes just fine and is just normal. Snowballs freeze really good (the snack cake) Gura has a good ideal on how things works when it comes to freezing and trust me try it.

[CEO OF NIJISANJI No.]

>open /vt/ board
>go to catalog
>see it's full of holonigger threads
>see irrelevant general such as this
>vomits
>close board and go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>58077017
Then why are you here if you have gone to bed?

[CEO OF NIJISANJI No.]

chumuds come to nijisanji we will never have streamers that betray you like gura did. 3 fucking weeks of no streaming what kind of shitty excuse you chumfucks have this time?
>health problems
then just retire jesus christ
>but shill merch mascot
then hololive only cares about money
>>58077079
I am awake when I'm asleep I astral project myself and then control my out of body state with my mind
mind-blowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>58077017
Ofcourse you are a nijinogger with a weak as mind like that, harden up kiddo, your dad should beat you so you become a real man

[Anonymous No.]

>>58077012
I'm going to try it. Be nice to buy a lot of snack cakes and freeze them for like a year and eat them whenever. Like the ones that come once a year like the tree cake ones.

[CEO OF NIJISANJI No.]

>>58077135
I'm as real as they come baby
I come here to shitpost because you chumfucks are still coping that gura will still stream and think I'm anti when I'm not. You just hate the truth

[Anonymous No.]

This level of irony is too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]