/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Fat Fuck Drip Edition

Last thread: >>58020659

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond

>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/yX8fUvq4

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042451
/MANS/ Commandments

>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow Tempura

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042534
hello

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is a cheater

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is a goddamn workhorse. Between August 19th and Tempus Week we're up to 4 original songs he's involved in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042479
amen

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>>58042664
jeez bettel how come your manechan let you partake in 3 original songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042670
whats the 4th orisong?

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hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042670
Anon, that was a cover.
But still, 4 songs in a month is impressive.
I think only Rikka has had an output that large before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042733
Saturday

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>>58042792
that makes 3

[Anonymous No.]

I really liked how Bettel sounds in woven fates but in dead world he is extra nasally, he really needs to get that singing coach

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042787
Temma... disrespected...

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>>58042754
I MISS YOU OLD FUCK

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>>58042479
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042479
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042754
I hope you are in a better place now, miss you old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042670
he's got a long way to go before he gets on Jeffery's level, but i respect the hustle

[Anonymous No.]

tempusgotchi

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>>58043012
Cute! Are these on an online store or for a con?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042844
I really wonder how much he spent on that birthday VN

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>>58043097
not sure, just saw it on my timeline
https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1699580900244389991

[Anonymous No.]

Man... Still feels surreal... Actually good EN songs TWICE IN A ROW

[Anonymous No.]

my hands felt just like two machiroons

[Anonymous No.]

Ready for the daki drop on Sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043341
Stop sitting on them to make it feel like someone else is touching you, degrnerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043374
I would actually scream because that means that there is a an official Magni dakiart that will never see the light of day

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>>58043445
that would fucking kill me and i don't even like dakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043097
tamas are from LunaNoctuArts, they also do mite and phantom plush

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043374
That's like year 6 merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043547
Not those ones, they're by Bettel's artist of choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043158
Cute!

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>>58043645
theres two tama producers? whos the other? i did notice luna has 1.0 gramps whereas photo above has 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>58011953
that was me, here

[Anonymous No.]

>>58043829
Lynnear

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>>58042000
Basically where I'm at. Technically I could continue to draw him like before, but it feels so empty now... Feels like something got ripped out of me everytime I see him

[Anonymous No.]

Bazinga Hakker

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>>58044240
Yeah, my drive also has taken a hit. It doesn't feel as fun drawing someone that isn't there anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58044374
Wrong group of nerds Sheldon

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri didn't acknowledge it
powerful cbdct aura

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>>58042670
I know that doomers itt love to speculate that Bettel's next to leave, but to me the fact that he's very popular and gets to do a lot of music, which he clearly loves and with actual production value makes me feel like he totally isn't. That man likes where he is, he loves the job

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>>58044949
?

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I can't believe Altare killed them all...

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>>58043982
lmao

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>>58044992
You could say those things about Magni as well at the 8 month mark...

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shinri's face looks so goofy with these

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>>58045001
I can.

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>>58044999
I think they're talking about Regloss? The catalog is seething about boys replying to their kouhais, after they've been directly tagged by them. Idk I don't use tweeter

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045042
Magni complained about things since day 2. Bettel also made double Magni's songs in a single month.

[Anonymous No.]

New JP girl goes out of her way to greet the boys but the EN girls are too scawwed of the big bad unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

man won't it be funny if the last tempus collab is a 24 hours one

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>>58045042
Honestly it's funny AND weird how we saying the same shit on why Bettel isn't leaving to Magni months ago. This is why I really don't engage those posts. It really goes either way

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>>58045042
Magni and Vesper barely made any songs and rarely worked on additional music projects, which is what Cover wants from their talents. He liked to do skits and stuff, that's different

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>>58044240
>>58044374
Stuff like this happened in Stars JP during their first years. I guess it was too naive of us to think it would not happen in EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045220
GRAN HERMANO STYLE!

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I just watched the dating sim stream an Shinri is so fucking funny, he's underrated

[Anonymous No.]

babettel love

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>>58045142
Like Bettel isn't complaining about being busy and tired and having a depresso over summer. Magni tried to do a Christmas Medley with the boys but it fell through so he did it by himself, then he focused on Copium. Making covers is easier and Bettel only has two solo songs anyway, the others were organised by the other party. I am not saying that Bettel is leaving, but Magni leaving was just as surprising as Bettel leaving would be

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>>58045229
>we
Nigger you don't speak for the thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58045244
tell me you didn't watch magni without saying you didn't watch magni

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>>58045652
In all fairness, Bettel is a lot more mentally stable than Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045713
so what, you actualy knew magni was graduating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045542
love my nigga shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045542
honestly quite incredible

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58045652
Yes anon, Bettel complained about being busy because as we can see he was recording 4 songs at the same time. Magni complained about being ugly, about perms, about being busy because of his double life he was trying to live. They're not the same

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>>58045815
That is true, I'm glad he has a twin or he might be way worse off

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045542
Honestly quite incredible

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>>58045871
his back really is broke

[Anonymous No.]

I am a fish and what did I saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045893
Yeah sure, none of the busy was because he kept on sucking Magni's ass whenever able. Bettel has no perms to be upset over since he doesn't play games or try to create his own stuff.

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[Anonymous No.]

i need to see this AV so bad oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045942
By me

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046137
Mind if I join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046098
Bestiality is illegal anon

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone remember the name of the artist who drew shinri nipple play in his woven fates outfit, i came across it on my tl and /here/--too retarded to bookmark it apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046271
Not in Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Axel is feeling better today. Hakka's idea will be a lot funnier if he's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046047
You could just say you're retarded, anon. It's much faster than making fanfics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046233
I invoke senpai privilege

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>>58046286
yaki_zk. They are based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046419
Not that anon but I am retarded AND I want to make fanfics! what if /mans/ made Tempus fanfic one sentence at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046419
Sure keep cherry picking

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58046871
What dod he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045982
Cute fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047159
Shinyas are usually pretty easy to train for a tempcat due to their easygoing demeanor so I can't imagine this one misbehaved. Was probably just too cute. I am also not the animal anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>58046681
>spoiler
I'll start
>"No one ask me why, but the basement will be off limits today," Altare announced at the guild meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047159
he was too cute

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that Flayon said Shinri is now too old to get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047360
yeah!!

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>>58047380
>"Ha? Why?"
>"Axel I told you not to ask."

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>>58047380
>"Who are you raping in there this time and why can't we join?" Magni raised an eyebrow as he bit into a magmite

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>>58047472
Shinri sounded so devastated

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>>58047472
Shinri is male roasty just like Coco but without the gold digging part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047525
>"Do you need help cleaning up down there? I could help you organize your 'trophies', if you want." Shinri said, with a morbid glint in his eye.

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>>58047472
Flayon is over 18000 years old tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047472
Flayon confused me desu. Is 30s really an old age in america to get married? 30 is like the average age of marriage in my country

[Anonymous No.]

It's over for this poor single dad...
https://youtu.be/6ZrclSF2UlI?t=571

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047591
I would cheer him up

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>>58047713
>Altare raised a hand before any more questions could be thrown at him. "As I said, there will be no questions, alright? Just... give a guy some time to unwind on his own. I mean, clean around. Of course."

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>>58047713
>Altare sighed and smiled. He loves his guildmates, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>1 cover and 3 orisongs in 3 weeks
>turned aug 19 into a big project featuring a cover, commissioned background and merch despite having been busy with birthday prep into moving arc
>still streams almost every day 9 months in
>double books to make up for missed days
>doesn’t complain about the workload or management or things falling through
>found himself a singing coach
>keeps buying things to be used on stream (vr, guitars, slide whistle)
>explained his summer depression once, said his fans don’t need to worry about him and he knows how to deal with it, never mentioned it again
>doesn’t whine about being tired or busy, simply states it as explanation when he forgets stuff or feels that he isn’t high energy enough
>explicitly said he’s trying his best to avoid potential burnout by keeping a healthy routine irl
>hasn’t done anything to establish his RM on his own
vs.
>is friends with magni irl

Exterminate the rrats already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58048088
>The rest of the guild backed down, deciding that breakfast was more important right now than whatever Altare wanted to happen in the basement

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Can someone call the firefighters to get my fat fucking cat off this tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047787
It is considered kind of late since a lot of people get married mainly with the intention of having kids, but a lot of people absolutely do get married around 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58047787
To be honest I'd personally hold off marriage until my 30s, I had a late start in life and committing to something like that where I am now would just be careless

[Anonymous No.]

>>58048261
Awww it's ok little baby pspspspspspspsps I have some Ghost albums and pictures of goth girls here pspspsps

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>>58048221
>Altare's face twisted into a ":3" then and he turned to Hakka, "Speaking of cleaning, Hakka, did you finish scrubbing all the guild hall toilets like I asked?"

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Flayons utility function can be modeled but transitivity is not satisfied how can one stream be longer than the other but also shorter despite encoding messages via runtime that is paradoxical to logic von neumann morgenstern showed this he is genuinely confused about things my baby utilizing his carbon credits not realizing he did not discount using the correct rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>58048603
>but we don't have toilets here
>silly little boy you're the toilet
I'm not a woman neither gay or bi btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58048675
Ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>58048603
>"Of course you make the Xenokunian scrub the toilets AND mow the lawn..." Hakka muttered under his breath before perking up, strawberry in mouth. "Yeah, yeah I did!"

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>>58048790
>"By the way," Flayon raised his voice, eyes scanning across the table, "does anyone know what happened to Vesper? I haven't seen him since yesterday."

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My tummy hurts

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>>58049284
>"Vesper is on a solo mission and he'll be back soon! So did Bettel apologize to you yet for vomiting on the R-TRUS?" Altare cheerfully dug into his pancakes

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>>58049558
Wrong thread Magni

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Axel feels better

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042479
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking horny I want to fuck Hakka so bad, I wanna see him take a big cock and cry at the pleasure and pain of being dicked for the first time, I wanna overstimulate his nipples and suck on his neck as I'm railing him.

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>>58049572
>"He did, but I couldn't accept it. I told him I'll only forgive him if he cleans the whole R-TRUS...with his tongue." Flayon grinned mischievously.

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>>58050162
I was thinking the same.

[Anonymous No.]

art requests anyone?

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>>58050728
not sure if youve done this before but Bad Boyz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58050728
Hakka cleaning the yard while Alter watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58050524
Shinri sighs from behind his orange coffee mug, "Having Bettel lick the RTRUS would infact NOT make it cleaner, Flayon."

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>>58050281
Axel what the fuck, you should be resting

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>>58050897
I did not greentext my apologies i shall accept my public stoning now

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for not being a singer, bettel has been grinding like crazy with music, it sounds like he might have taken magni's lines in woven fates from how unnaturally low it is for him but he's been showing up with all kinds of ranges and knocking it out of the park. PROUD of my retarded clown

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>>58050897
>"Shinri you make it sound so sussy man! Why is his tongue so dirty?"

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>>58050728
mermaid hakkamom

[Anonymous No.]

Reeda stream in an hour

[Anonymous No.]

tempus very cool.... desu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>58050967
The only way you can improve is by doing and he really wants to improve

[Anonymous No.]

>>58050768
i did! if you want you can request something more specific

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042754
Chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051168
twitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58042969
He is <3

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Nowaxel

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>>58051469
was that ever a thing? besides didn't some of the axelotls get pissed when Vesper left Axel alone during the 6 month anni?

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>>58050967
Not to belittle his workload, recording 4 songs is amazing! But he was in charge of only one of them, the orisongs seem like cover did the heavy lifting and boys could just record their lines. At least that is what I hope because that is a fucking hells amount of work otherwise

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>>58051469
yes, there was a Father/Son and Future/Past thing with them

[Anonymous No.]

I’m sure people are sperging about it but it’s really cute and sweet that Ao-kun from ReGLOSS sent Twitter messages to all the boys…

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051737
Vesper did go out to buy milk and ciggies and never returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58045542
suck suck <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051796
yeah, she's so sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051796
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>people
Catalog trannies who can barely speak English are barely "people"

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051796
Kiara and Ame kinda did the same thing on stream but no one here gave a shit....

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>>58051575
>was that ever a thing?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051796
I didn't. They'll very likely never collab so what was even the point of making the vg boys targets like that? Stupid

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>>58052082
Considering that they're a music unit that seems to be open to collabs with Holostars, they'll probably collab with Hakka and/or Axel at some point. I doubt they'll interact much outside of that, but it's a nice gesture regardless.

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>>58052082
If anyone is being targeted it's the new girl

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>>58051814
Well Vesper always did say Axel was the better version of him

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>>58052252
There's already a shinri bait thread since then. These hoes dont care because theyve got a million simps to drown out the voices. It makes no sense to come in and start individually tagging member. I dont get this thread's obsession with having hololive acknowledge the stars. Who cares what they fucking think

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051323
Didn’t say, probably YT since it’s CSG2

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>>58050728
Your version of the cute racist magmite

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051796
>spoiler
Why are you using kun? I thought that gen was all females

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/erichankun/status/1700176330715799603/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051033
>"Okay, FIRST OFF, my tongue isn't fucking dirty you little shit--"

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>>58051469

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>>58052428
It's just cute having a new member call our boys senpai

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>>58052428
>Thinking a Shinri bait thread in Catalog means literally anything
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>58052849
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>58052638
you can use kun for girls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>58052849
OLD MEN FUCK DOGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>58052428
>muh shinri bait threads
imagine caring what 4chan thinks lol. why are there so many thin skinned retards flocking to shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053099
Mamaless behavior

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>>58052082
>making the vg boys targets like that
No one outside of catalog dwellers thinks that way, any normal person would take it as a polite gesture and move on with their life

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053135
he needs to stop breastfeeding the kois. they need to grow up and become adults

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053249
Shinri tiddies snuggly...I like my booby uncle

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053070
>Using the resident dog fucker as a reaction
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>58052428
I do think too many people care about if some hololive girl will interact with the boys or not but that's why you should ignore annoying collabfags until yhry veer too offtopic

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>>58052966
>>58053099
>>58053173
There are antis shitting up official tempus week tweets as we speak. Why is being a beggar so important to you people? Genuinely who gives a fuck if these hoes like the boys or not

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>>58052638
She calls herself Ao-kun.

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>>58052428
>oh noooo a shinri bait thread
nigger who cares what the CATALOG thinks? i just think it’s nice that they were cutely greeted by a new coworker. i really can’t stand the idea that the boys have to be hidden from everything that could possibly make mean trolls on 4chan, what, reply to them on twitter? like they haven’t already experienced ten times worse and not given a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053500
AIEEEEEEE SEVERED PENIS

[Anonymous No.]

well since this is on-topic at the moment the gyaru made her move, also why the fuck is this retard awake? he should be resting

[Anonymous No.]

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>>58053617
Axelotls bit his ankles too hard

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>>58053617
YBDBD

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>>58053617
Axel... He was awake really late yesterday too, he isn't going to make it, he is burning out as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

You may never realize it but I may be any one of these people you are arguing with right now. I could even be all of them.

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>>58053617
As I said some threads ago, Axel is either pulling all nighters or waking up at 4AM or 5AM. No wonder he's always so tired

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>>58053500
*punt*

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>>58053729
don't make me horny

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>>58053500
Ewwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053798
>We are gathered here to celebrate the life of puntanon, who mysteriously died of a ruptured anus

[Anonymous No.]

The /mans/ group writing project is very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053861
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053646
GODDAMN

[Anonymous No.]

So only Axel and Hakka replied to their kouhais? The rest of them just want to avoid drama huh? Leave it to the newbies to receive the brunt of the antis?

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>>58053697
Tsukiko...you did this...

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>>58053417
imagine caring what people on twitter think lol.

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>>58054064
i know this is bait but i kinda want the rest to respond to them

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>>58054120
>Got the rest of the Axelotls to call him a bitch
>Taught them about the idea of marriage
>Ankle biter
Pls teach them that the poo does not go near the train next onegai

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>>58054209
why do you even care?

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>>58054129
*sniff*

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[Anonymous No.]

>>58054209
I, too, hate tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>58053844
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054340
>>58054129
>>58054109
>>58053819
>>58053763
*saves to desktop*

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>>58054109
>Axel spars against Magni and this somehow happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054340
Seggs

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>"We welkom you both baak..."said the Axel, the Elysium queen.
>But both of them won't be back, for they are deserters of the guild

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054254
idk really, i just know if the boys stuck their necks out to message any holo first i'd want to them to respond so i guess i just want the reverse as well because i'm equalitypilled or something

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/KN63VQ67OH0
https://youtu.be/KN63VQ67OH0
https://youtu.be/KN63VQ67OH0

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054129
puta madre que rico

[Anonymous No.]

LIDAH ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare guerilla at Vesper hour
Ah…

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ femanons, do you consider Ao-kun attractive? Like boyfriend-type attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054814
What's the difference between this and regular csgo?

[Anonymous No.]

This jobber is playing copyrighted music in his stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
offtopic ask hlgg

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054209
Shin saw what you said
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1700190920996696248

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054947
theres a 2 at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054891
It’s free real state

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>>58054516
MIYABEAN. THERE IS A FOLDER CALLED PICTURES. SAVE IT THERE. YOUR DESKTOP IS A BIGGER MESS THAN MAGNI'S HOLE AFTER A FULL GUILD SESSION. MIYABEAN

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>>58054896
/mans/bro here I've been reading this manga where the girls crossdress as guys so it's yaoi light and it's fucking hot af. So I feel the same way to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
not really on topic but she's the best design of the bunch and I'd like to see flayon in her outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054962
There's no women in hlgg

[Anonymous No.]

cs2 with the boys… doko…

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>>58054947
I am not sure but I assume if you look aroubd you could find some of the changes they implemented for csgo 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
off topic but yes i’m insanely attracted to her and want to fuck her and make her my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054947
Volumetric smoke. That's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
No, because she's a woman? I like the design though, it's girlfriend type attractive to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055054
I don't understand why they've never played some Gun Games together for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>Yo what the hell is that Sonic?
>Come one, step it up! You're too slow
>YOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

man I don't think it's a good idea for us to listen voice chat
>allahu akbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>58051796
I'm just angry how some people treat it as some revolutionary shit, I hate how some tempuras and starmins are so insecure that a Holo giving a crumb of attention to the stars is important to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
Yesyesyesyesyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055031
>girl
>yaoi
you might actually be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>teammate calling altare sonic
reminds me of that fic where magni found a home in tempus cause Altare is the isekai of Sonic

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
She would be if she were a guy, but she isn't so she's just cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
No. Now take offtopic posts back to your own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055048
Oof, dont hurt the ego of the trannies there. Anyway I am a sucker for that aesthetic. Something about cool, masculine but pretty girls is catnip to a certain kind of woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055028
I'm so fucking tired that I don't know why I wrote desktop but I laughed at this thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare already role-playing Sonic on VC
This man is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055028
>Miyabean

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055048
then ask somewhere else its offtopic here

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
No, I'm not a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>comms on
time to stream snipe leader and hop in he game so I can scream
>NIIIIIIIIIIIIce to meet you altare the holostar and the leader of guild tempus
on his stream

[Anonymous No.]

This rando sounds like masculine Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054580
Axel's ego would take a huge hit if Magni were somehow able to beat him kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055355
if you do this i’ll clap

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055197
nah it's het ships but the girls are crossdressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055318
HE IS PRECIOUS MIYABEAN. BEND OVER FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
Not like a boyfriend but she's hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055389
His name ends with "bi" faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055388
So a dude and a girl that dresses as a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sad day when you gotta shill your hoes here, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055388
then its not yaoi nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055355
Would be based

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055388
holy sex, what’s the name

[Anonymous No.]

trying so hard to start bait, just watch altare be sonic in his pewpew game and get called a retard any minute now

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055250
I will guarantee you there's more of those here than there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055450
IT'S A CUTE NAME BECAUSE HE IS A CUTE LIL BEAN, YA SILLY NIGGER BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055458
that's why I called it yaoi light

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055355
i would kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055473
Goukon ni Ittara Onna ga Inakatta Hanashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055545
hlgg has mtf trannies while mans has ftm trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054448
Seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>why this timezone?
>because i don’t want to wake up at 9am this week
fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
No. Not into women and absolutely not into butches.

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't mind having vc on
>doesn't want to risk names or pfps
ok

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

CUNT DROPPED
NIGGER INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>Cunt
it begins

[Anonymous No.]

WILL REGIS ALTARE GET CALLED A NIGGER ON VOICE COMMS TODAY? VOTE NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055783
Axel would feel at home with this team

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055853
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055824
NIGGERS??? WHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055818
sex which artist is this

[Anonymous No.]

Can Altare survive in MW2 lobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

hoping he gets cussed out and finally shows his supposed mean/toxic side

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055966
he played it a lot on and off screen so probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055576
I miss Magni. I never watched him but I did jerk off to porn of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056014
He's learned to shut down so I doubt but one can dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056047
>little korean boy throwing slurs in 2012
Uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055966
He used to be a toxic LoL player. Dude absolutely used slurs back in the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055966
didn't he start at the reboot if I recall correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58052428
>a shinri bait thread
Reckon they'll catch any psish with that bait?

[Anonymous No.]

Did that guy just randomly said EL GATO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58054896
Depends a lot on the voice. I have a weak spot for tomboys, but the wrong voice will kill the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58055943
They deleted when the memory collab happened I think, name is on the files

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056238
They can catch some piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056241
he thought he killed a cat or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056241
not ramdomly, the other players were saying something about a cat, I think one of them called a chicken a cat as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056241
one of his team mates might be a beaner

[Anonymous No.]

I applaud Altare for using VC, one day it will go terribly wrong but it will be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056186
That rant where he called the dude who he thought cheated "fat" was a tantalizing glimpse for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056186
well more like a toxic Overwatch player

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056443
I hate it, it makes me so anxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056549
i hated it but altare is so “whatever happens, happens” about it that it flipped back around into humor for me

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's playing like shit today

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit leader is shit today, probably warming up

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, he's giving some advice for getting into Holostars rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056637
he's not been too hot in cs2. he had one crazy round last time but otherwise it was kinda subpar

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056741
he does every now and then, people ask a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>He likes the Lord of D

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056633
Fair, I need to figure out how to rewire like that

[Anonymous No.]

5v5 team vc sounds kinda boring. The only good vc content from a game was unironically from the old PUBG era

[Anonymous No.]

Leader cheering Noct on. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

TSB boys watched their coach suffer, cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056741
Yeah, but when does it turn into thinly veiled Vesper/Magni bashing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056633
I appreciate that really, VC usually isn't actually a problem and the shit randoms get up to can add a lot of entertainment value

[Anonymous No.]

lmao he's getting shit talked

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056941
It turns into all of us getting raped by awwtare. Hide ur asshole boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>58056941
he’s not like that

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUU THEY'RE CALLING HIM A BOOSTED BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

God I hope I get into Altare's game so I can tell him that Magni and Vesper are niggers and that Yagoo can suck my fat chode

[Anonymous No.]

WHO'S BOOSTED NOW

[Anonymous No.]

boostedbitch altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>altare getting called a boosted bitch by his teammates
holy kek this is why VC is gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057025
I don't what would be funnier, him being calm and silently agreeing or him actually losing it

[Anonymous No.]

This VOD isn't gonna survive, I can feel it

[Anonymous No.]

>retarded

[Anonymous No.]

UH OH

[Anonymous No.]

>Dr Autismo
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>dr. autismo

[Anonymous No.]

>dr. autismo
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Today is the day

[Anonymous No.]

The other guy sounds exactly like Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

this is the scariest altare stream because at any moment the VOD could be nuked from existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057404
You hear it too huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057404
your brainrot...

[Anonymous No.]

lil dude likes to keep his mouth open when sniping huh

[Anonymous No.]

>I don’t want to go outside man… it’s scary!
>WHY CAN’T YOU JUST RUN FAST?

[Anonymous No.]

>I like shadow because he can say the n word
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>I like shadow because he can say the n word

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO oh leader

[Anonymous No.]

>I like shadow because he can say the n word

[Anonymous No.]

I hope a kind anon is able to archive this...
Twitch is blocked at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057534
it's on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057534
it’s on youtube!

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057480
Cute when they do that

[Anonymous No.]

in his WHAT hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057594
butthole

[Anonymous No.]

Love these guys

[Anonymous No.]

Please clip this I'm at work

[Anonymous No.]

baneposting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057558
>>58057560
oh I didn't know he was allowed to do simultaneous broadcasts

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057721
He's playing Dwarf Fortress right now, anon.
I'm literally watching him lose all his goods to a swarm of raccoons.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is so fucking lonely, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057715
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057721
He didn't want to do those voice packs probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057783
That's not Nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057480
Reminds me of Temma

[Anonymous No.]

Altare needs to focus up bruh

[Anonymous No.]

Altare… what’s going on here dude…

[Anonymous No.]

leader's not in it today huh

[Anonymous No.]

There's a big team diff rn but Altare's not paying attention to his surroundings lmao

[Anonymous No.]

oh he’s starting to get salty

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking, is he allowed to have the sonic pfp? Isn't that a perms issue

[Anonymous No.]

>jun akane from prism project
he seems cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058129
It's just a profile picture anon

[Anonymous No.]

He's back

[Anonymous No.]

kek you could HEAR the focus

[Anonymous No.]

nice clutch

[Anonymous No.]

Jun got modded. Good for him.

[Anonymous No.]

One day I'm gonna stream snipe Altare and say nice stream and good luck leader

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for Altare, Bettel dropped CS after he was so clingy for his "cdbuddy" too

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058328
how about you don't be a sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

telling shinri counter strike is where it's at while the big guy is grinding valo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058328
Ok calm down bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>58057715
sister what stream are you watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058328
I always knew magmites were degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058327
kek
>>58058379
I thought that too.. and he's spent money and everything

[Anonymous No.]

cute jun

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058379
They will never play the same FPS at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058447
leader needs to play a few games of tarkov with him to make up for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058481
You should say that to his face, Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058481
Leader has offered to play Tarkov tho it’s pretty much waiting for Shinri to hit him up (lost cause)

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058538
We all know he never will

[Anonymous No.]

Altare always plays FPS like ass for 45 minutes and then randomly gets good

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058018
He's listening to not!Magni, not!Vesper and girl_dm streaming Apex, lol

[Anonymous No.]

Altare rrat: YEAH!!! WOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

NICE

[Anonymous No.]

naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058703
Has legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058538
uuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

off topic but why does Astel have swastikas in his twitter name

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058588
Jobtare has to happen somehow

[Anonymous No.]

Noc and Shinri in chat reminded of me this beautiful art that represents my schizo delusions. God bless my sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058840
I'm so tired of twitter and their bottomtare agenda. there's no toptare art after grandso left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058840
Uu, bitemarks

[Anonymous No.]

At least he's consistent, I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058703
I have also heard about this rrat throughout the week. There might be some truth to it.

[Anonymous No.]

It's boiling at the surface... he wants to be toxic but for the funnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058878
All the shinyspicy I see has toptare though

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058891
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Jun majorly wants to play CS2 with him kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058941
shinyspicy is pretty even

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058941
Nah even altxel leans to top Axel, when it's spicy art at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058822
seaweed heil

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058878
>Fell for the toptare meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058878
twitter likes to make bettel a top too, it's a cesspit

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058822
He just likes Blade of the Immortal that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059037
anon most art from the first 6 months is toptare especially almond

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058878
Yeah, it's weird to me that people don't seem to see how shy and passive Shinri is around Altare - the guy literally can't even will himself to ask directly for a one-on-one collab. It's hard for me to imagine Shintare without Altare taking the lead. Well, not unless Shinri is incredibly drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was a dedicated shipping thread and that /mans/ was purely about the streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059114
Most normies don't like larger bottoms so Shintare was pretty doomed from the get go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059154
And i wish my boss wouldnt inappropriately touch my knees at work but we cant always have what we want anon

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy how I actually enjoy cs streams but go without visuals with valo streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059171
you're reminding me about how /y/ had this autist who posted "no small tops!" in every OP they made. I'm pretty sure it was a psyop to have more small tops posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059228
cs is actually pretty cool, i guess i like the methodical gameplay more than frantic flashy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059228
valorant has too much going on visually its too bright

[Anonymous No.]

>Nobody leaves the cultare willingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059213
Post knees photo

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059228
I don't usually watch the screen for either, but I prefer the sounds of Valo because the voice lines the characters say are funnier. Plus it reminds me of the interview with Hugo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059262
oh yeah what happened to that guy? i stopped going there so he still at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059213
Your fault for having slutty knees anon

[Anonymous No.]

nice molly, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'd die to a doppler gut any day

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, leader is having so much fun with this team

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059109
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

How much is Altare's knife?

[Anonymous No.]

altare is having fun, cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059522
about $1k last time I saw it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059555
I hope he gacha'd that

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058878
I'm a straight guy, but I can't see him being on top of anyone but the most passive of people. Something about him triggers an instinct in my brain to put him in his place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059213
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

Extremely little brother stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059555 me
factory new that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058822
He really likes the nazis

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059171
Ah, I know, and it's so disappointing. Larger bottoms are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059587

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059587
nigga bad news u gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059587
Altare was made for instant loss, agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

it's the ALT/ERA

[Anonymous No.]

the VC in this is surprisingly fun

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is a child today

[Anonymous No.]

>negev doesn't show the fucking belt
WHAT A SHIT GAME FUCKING DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059833
>today

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059850
Yes sometimes he's just a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059833
Sometimes being around more “bro” dudes seems to do that to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy kek wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059830
there's definitely a benefit to CS2 being a limited beta. it's likely that only those who haven't been hit with a voip or comms ban in CSGO were considered for invitation to the limited beta. comms will degrade to the usual shitslinging once it opens up to the average playerbase though so leader having open VC on stream now is probably the only time he'll have that chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 kills with a nova
I FUCKING KNEELLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

That was dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059906
real men turn altare into a sniveling child, desperate for correction

[Anonymous No.]

is that an aussie in the wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059985
h-hot…

[Anonymous No.]

what is chat getting him to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060033
https://youtu.be/BnTW6fZz-1E

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme pics for next OP, boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060028
telling altare to be quiet while the adults talk
sending him to stand in the corner when he acts out
spanking him when he leaves the corner without permission
fill his mouth and throat with peanut butter when he cries in pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060033
Some old csgo russkie shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059690
>>58059657
It's not a sex thing. It's a "sometimes he needs someone to slap him and tell him to stop being a bitch and start being a leader" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060104
peanutbutteranon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060055
those slavs know their hardbass music

[Anonymous No.]

That’s literally Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

the holostar

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060089

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060160
SHINY~

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058822
making fun of the twitter->x namechange, it's the jp equivalent of xXx_DaRk_NiGhT_xXx

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060157
>>58060160
>literal paragraph of text on the card
what the fuck is wrong with yugioh
how the fuck do they even get new players when every modern card is like this nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060089
altare edit of this >>58060157 >>58060160

[Anonymous No.]

ex pro in team ayo

[Anonymous No.]

these dudes are oldschool and spitting facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>58059985
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>watch this
>nothing's happening
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060141
Don't judge me...

[Anonymous No.]

>cs 1.6 is 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060104
p-peanutbutteranon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060226
You should see some modern MTG cards, they're catching up

[Anonymous No.]

is altare talking about yugioh what's going on is he going to play please tell me he's going to pla

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not entirely opposed go corporal punishment, but it's cruel to ruin peanut butter for a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060157
>>58060160
This is literally 16 bits wars altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060430
altare already hates peanut butter…

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060430
Yeah you should stick your dick in peanut butter instead

[Anonymous No.]

Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>360
>hits teammate
>dies instantly

[Anonymous No.]

oh no is he in streamer mode rn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58058822
Those are manji. The swastika is slanted but manji are upright. People use it as slang to mean like awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060517
he's in goofy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060157
>>58060160
Do any of the boys have other similar cards as well? Like cursed hand archer or tengu spearman

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060430
he'll learn to appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060517
nah he's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060517
he’s just goofing around for a moment before continuing to play CS2

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S GRABBING COCKS ON STREAM ABAYO

[Anonymous No.]

one the guys sounds like bettel 2 t b h

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

these oldschool CS guys goofing with altare ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060089

[Anonymous No.]

>my bad on TKing you boss
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

Man it'll be sad when the game is officially out and it becomes a toxic hellhole but I'm glad Altare is being able to have fun with CS2

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060785
Hopefully by then he'll have a fullstack to play with

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060820
I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/ugj2QnL6QBA?si=CgUG5Nu7NBIxh7pS
Woven Fates has already passed 100k views.

[Anonymous No.]

>8.6
what is that in csgo terms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060880
tempus is healing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060820
Shinri will hit Gold in Valorant by that time and Altare would have moved onto CS4 by that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060555

[Anonymous No.]

that moan was cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060820
Even with a full party it won't be the same thing. The reason why he and the rest are able to have fun is because this is not "serious", it's like the pre-season period in League where it allows people to test a bunch of new mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060478
Momi should draw them fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060997
Sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>58061039
...a jar of peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060940
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>58060940
Why is this card different? How many types of monster cards does Yu-Gi-Oh have nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

man this map reminds me so much of Aztec in CS 1.6