/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

How fun would sex in zero gravity be?

And I know none of you retards could be astronauts so give me your best imagined scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
>I know none of you retards could be astronauts
shut up dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
You know you can do a quick online search and it would tell you how much a nightmare sex in a zero G environment would be. Sorry to hamper your fantasies.
Now, if you you got Calliope Mori to run her fat ass in a circle and cause the ship to rotate endlessly (Presumably having someone dangle a chocolate bar on a string in front of her), it would create some sort of gravitational pull, which you could use to make banging much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953377
But some positions could actually work if you think hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953377
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953511
1/ Having loose vaginal secretions and potentially semen (if the condoms were not properly tied) floating around getting into vital systems is an extreme hazard.
2/ Blood in a zero G pools naturally to your head and chest. Erections are unlikely to be maintained. Even supplements like Viagra in use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
Wasn't there a crowdfunded pornhub video about this with Johnny Sins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953654
>>57953377
No need to type out "lol" at your own attempt at a joke, anon. Pulling mori out of nowhere unprompted just reeks of desperation and obsession, negating any microscopic chance at being funny.

[Anonymous No.]

She needs to have a very tight grip on your cock otherwise you would keep slipping away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953824
Please consider seeking out professional mental health councilors to deal with your paranoid hallucinations, Deadbeat. If you are already engaged in those services, speak to them about adjusting your dosage of the Antipsychotics you may currently be on. My best wishes to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953377
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953986
my oshi has that covered

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
It fucking sucks, trust me i tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953776
Shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
>How fun would sex in zero gravity be?
probably terrible unless it's just oral

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
You haven't even had sex so how would you be able to picture any of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
I would imagine it will be very messy and awkward. If you try doing it while floating, thrusting will result in uncontrollable moving around. You'll start spinning and bumping into things. And it would be hard to maintain the penetration. One partner would have to hold onto something for dear life. Maybe even be tied to it, which is kind of hot but defeats the purpose of the whole 0G thing. And imagine the clean-up after.
Hand job or oral would be much easier to pull off. On that note, I think yuri in space would work better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953776
>Blood in a zero G pools naturally to your head and chest. Erections are unlikely to be maintained.
Not if I have a massive boner.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is she an astronaut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57955659
Related to the Starfield release, expect her to play it soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
Boners are smaller for some reason.
Vagina's on the other hand become ballooning blackholes that are a danger to the equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953776
Haha look at this fucking nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
Who asked for watson rape bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
great

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
>How fun would sex in zero gravity be?
With which vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
>How fun would sex in zero gravity be?
As someone who has a great deal of interest in this subject, the answer is "not very". Here is your main logistical problem:
>leverage and movement
The act of penetrative sex relies heavily on having good leverage, balance, and stability. All of these go out the window when you are freely floating in space. Imagine for example the missionary position, let's use Ame as an example. Ame would be lying on her back supported by a flat stable object - the bed or the floor, and you would be on top of her being supported by the same object. You then use your hips to thrust into Ame while all of you are secured by gravity on a flat surface.

In Zero-G, thrusting into Ame without a flat stable object means that you are always pushing up towards her and you will both move because of the momentum you are introducing with your thrusts. This will continue until you hit a wall - which means you're not really having Zero-G sex anymore. If we assume you are having sex with Ame in a big enough vessel, your thrusts will never feel deep enough for maximum pleasure both for you and her, because your penetration is no longer supported by gravity giving both of you a frame of reference to how it should be. In essence, you would be awkwardly flopping around in space as you try to find the right angle but never quite getting it.

There is an upside: weightlessness
The biggest advantage to Zero-G sex is you can perform moves that you would normally be unable to do because of impracticality or lack of strength. For example, even a skinny manlet can potentially perform a standing full nelson on Ame in space. Free floating 69, and even the less common variation with the man being on "top" would be way easier to pull of in the weightless environment.

This means that in order to maximize the novelty and pleasure, sex with Ame in space should be:
>done in a pressurized environment to prevent erectile problems
>performed in a relatively small space to minimize accidents
>be done with some logistical aids like straps (good for adding the kink factor)

[Anonymous No.]

>>57965529
t-thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>57965529
Just the kind of post I was hoping to see when I posted this. Thanks, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>57965529
Makes me wonder if new positions would be invented in micro gravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>57968797
a variation on bukkakke or gokkun where the girl swims through a floating goop of cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953377
>>57953776
>>57954032
based pink koyote poster - I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>57965529
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953377

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953824
No it was funny, I chuckled

[Anonymous No.]

>>57952945
>be about to cum
>start thrusting harder
>thrust so hard you push her crotch away from yours
>struggle to float back together for a minute
>grab your dick with one hand to reinsert it
>accidentally let go of her shoulder and you start floating away from each other again
>be flaccid by the time you manage to get back together again
Sex in a field with higher gravitational force would be a lot more kino than a zero gravity clusterfuck in which you two are prone to vomit onto each other since you would have to struggle to get away from each other rather than struggle to stay together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953776
>1
Skill issue
>2
Cut a hole in a garbage bag and tape it to each others' bodies so that it creates a seal around your wet sloppy fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>57953824
mori calliope is a calorie mop and is quite relevant
anon's post made me laugh